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We've been spotted!
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[Imitating machine gun firing]
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[Groaning]
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The prisoner should be
right over this wall.
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I'm gonna go ahead and make
a grand entrance.
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[Grunting]
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I'm Lieutenant Blazer
from the U.S. Special Forces.
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I'm here to rescue you.
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[Grunts]
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This is completely against
military protocol...
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Girls shouldn't be allowed
to play if they're gonna cry.
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Hey guys.
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This is Sigourney Beaver.
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She is not a sex doll,
she's a real doll.
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I'm told she was on set of
Alien: Resurrection.
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I have a certificate, so...
Not a sex doll.
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All I'm saying is that
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you don't charge the mound on a girl.
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What if you pop one of her things?
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There's no crying in softball.
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She's not a sex doll.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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I love that hat.
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Why, thank you.
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They gave it to me 'cause I'm
the top sales gun of the month.
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It's like an honor that
they bestow upon
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just one guy a month.
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I thought you bought that at 7/11?
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Yeah. Well, I kind of did
with all the earnings
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that I'm making as Top Gun,
so think before you speak.
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[Coughing]
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- Eew.
- Ugh.
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Okay.
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Good morning, everyone.
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You're probably...[Coughing]
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Okay, you're probably
wondering why Jillian looks
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like an overgrown rug rat.
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How's it going?
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Well, my college gal pal Rachael
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is actually product manager
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for one of our favorite clients,
Fuzzy Onesies.
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to send her a staff photo
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of all of you guys wearing
her adult pajamas.
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- [Whistling]
- Oh, you go girl!
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Okay, so everyone has a pair
of pajamas at their desks
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so we'll just fit this in at lunch.
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- Okay.
- What?
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- Lunch?
- Lunch.
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No.
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But that's when I read magazines.
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When am I gonna have time
to read magazines?
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- Come on.
- God. Okay.
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You know what, we are
doing this...[Coughing fit]
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Because it's cute, it's fun,
and if you don't...Oh, God.
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[Gagging]
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I'm just gonna have to swallow that.
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Okay, you know what, I'm done.
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I can't take it.
I'm going home.
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If any of you have
any questions or concerns,
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Jillian is gonna be
my eyes and my ears
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for the rest of the day.
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So just let her know,
and she'll give me a call.
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Don't you fuck dare call me.
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All right.
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Wait, you're leaving her
in charge, not me?
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Okay, Anders.
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Just please worry about
yourself, please.
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Don't worry about anything.
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Go home and you rice, all right?
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That stands for rest,
ice, coffee, explosion.
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- Shut up, Jillian.
- All right.
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Alice, feel better.
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Take it sleazy.
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[Coughs]
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That's the thing I'm saying
now...Take it sleazy.
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I like it, yeah.
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As your newly appointed
leader, our first order...
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Wait guys, don't leave yet.
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No. Wait, we haven't figured
out the pajama thing.
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Waymond, you stay right there.
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Get that...No.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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That's a hat.
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Hey, guys, do you mind
getting back to your desk
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and make it a successful work day?
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Ooh!
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One more toss and that's it.
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Okay, maybe not a beer,
maybe paper work.
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Hey, Jet Set, oh.
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Uh, so I was thinking maybe we
should do the group photo soon.
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Suck my dick.
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Be gone.
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Hey, Blake, be honest.
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What is it about me
that no one respects?
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Is it my hair?
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Yeah. I'm thinking about
getting a new haircut,
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changing stuff up.
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Maybe getting like an...
Arnie Schwarzenegger,
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Jingle All The Way type of haircut?
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You know, short, tall and stiff.
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Kind of like how I like my men.
[Laughs]
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[Coughs]
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Oh.
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Oh, I literally almost puked.
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That's right. Work parties.
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Kind of makes you wish Alice
was sick forever.
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Or that Jillian
was in charge as well also.
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Jillian's not in charge.
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If anybody should be in charge,
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it should be the Top Gun over here.
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I mean, why would she send me
to that leadership conference
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to see Daniel "Rudy" Ruettiger speak?
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Well, she didn't send you.
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Right, but I went anyway.
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I showed initiative.
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I can't believe you are
such a dick hole
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and didn't invite me to see
Rudy, he's my hero;
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the way he carried Frodo
up that mountain.
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I didn't see Sean Astin, the actor.
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I saw Rudy.
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Like the real Rudy.
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He dead-lifted 350
right in front of us.
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Oh.
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I'm here.
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Getting that perp.
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Got that perp on.
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Howdy, guys.
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You smelt those burgers, huh?
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Yeah.
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I got a couple of toppings
for the burgers,
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raided some lunches.
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Dude, check this out.
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Waymond only eats gummy worms.
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All right.
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Anyways, I thought maybe
we could throw a couple
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on my burger,
do it ninja turtle style.
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Let's do it.
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- You're the best.
- Let's do it.
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- Thanks.
- [Thuds]
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- Oh!
- Jeez.
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Babe, we can't hear you, babe.
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- We can't hear you.
- We can't hear you, though.
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What?
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We can't hear you.
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I couldn't hear you guys either.
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But what was I saying was
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I thought I could count
on you boys, but nope,
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you have to go fool me
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with the sex dummy
in the swivel chair routine.
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It takes a dummy to fool
a dummy, dummy!
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Well, at least I'm not pumping
a plastic bitch, you pervs.
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- Okay.
- Gross!
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She's not a bitch, she's a real doll.
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She's a real friend to me.
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I'm sorry, I didn't know
she was your friend.
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It's like...I thought I told
you to get rid of that thing.
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It's breeding ground for bacteria.
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Is it?
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Get off my back about it,
Ders, I washed her.
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You did.. like when... how many
days... did you... ago did wash it?
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Yeah, no.
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I just threw her in the dishwasher,
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put it on, like, the heavy pot
scrubbing mode.
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Okay. That's disgusting.
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I'm like itching already just
thinking about it.
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Ders, she's not a sex doll
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because none of us are
having sex with it.
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Sex is a pretty relative term,
like, what is sex, you know.
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Guys, can you please
set a good example
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and go back to work, please?
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I hate telling people what to do.
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It makes me anxious
and I get all sweaty
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and then I get all body conscious.
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How bad is it?
How bad is it?
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Scale of one to soaked.
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Not good.
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Guys, no.
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Not in the office.
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It's not classy. Hey!
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Get back...Okay.
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Who did that?
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Hillbillies.
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[Beep]
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Well, well, well.
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All right.
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Listen up,
you minimum-waged lowlifes!
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Gather round to see the freak show.
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So Alice got an email from corporate
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that says that she's supposed
to fire four people this week
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due to their recent performance.
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What?
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That's right.
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Four of you are getting the chop.
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So if you wanna keep your jobs,
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you might wanna go
get on those pajamas.
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First of all, you can't just
be firing people, Jillian.
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You ain't even the boss.
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Uh-oh.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Where are you going?
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Where are you going, Jillian?
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Jillian, don't be closing
the door in my face, woman!
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Shoot, shoot, shoot.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, what have I done?
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[Beatboxing]
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{pub}- Come on.
- Oh, stop it!
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It's fine.
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I got everything under control.
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Really? Everything's under control?
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Jet Set's up here
shoving thumbs up butts.
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Jet Set, stop it!
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Let these papa smurfs in.
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We'll put some red pants
on this situation.
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Well, when you put it like that...
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Come on.
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Ow. Who did that?
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Help.
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- No.
- Ow.
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Careful.
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Excuse me, excuse me.
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Okay.
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- Stop, you monster.
- Hey!
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That was just violent for no reason.
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Okay.
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That was full penetration.
I feel... violated.
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I didn't know what happened, really.
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I just...I wanted them to respect
me and then they went crazy.
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And to make matters worse,
I can't find my uncrustables
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and my butthole is sweating
like it's getting paid to.
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Okay. All right.
Here's the deal.
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We need to go calm
the herd ASAP, right?
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How are we gonna do that?
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We're gonna go tell
the people that are fired
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that they're fired.
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Donald Trump these fools.
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You're terminated!
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Once they hear that news,
everybody will relax,
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they'll go back to work,
we'll be good to glow.
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People are gonna hate me
if I fire them.
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It'sot that hard.
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I mean give me the list,
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and I'll Schindler
those fools right now.
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Nah. I don't think you
want to say that, actually.
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That so inappropriate.
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I never saw the movie.
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It's a tearjerker.
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Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson.
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They have a whole list
that they need to Schindler
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- before they die.
- Yes. Right.
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That's Bucket List.
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Okay, guys, corporate hasn't
even sent me the names yet.
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And besides that,
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I've been fired from
a lot of jobs before...
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All right. You know what?
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This is why I should've been
left in charge
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'cause all the stuff out there
wouldn't be happening right now
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'cause I'm a born leader.
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All right?
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I'd be out there commanding people,
261
00:09:07,997 --> 00:09:09,440
they'd be listening to me
262
00:09:09,565 --> 00:09:11,634
and they'd be doing everything
I want them to do.
263
00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,094
What's the problem with your face?
264
00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:15,146
It's the onesie.
It's giving me hives.
265
00:09:15,271 --> 00:09:17,098
It's like this
synthetic wool or something.
266
00:09:17,264 --> 00:09:20,393
Jillian, I think this is
gonna be good for you.
267
00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:23,454
Yeah, we might have
a major breakthrough.
268
00:09:23,579 --> 00:09:25,556
Damn! You are just like
really sweating.
269
00:09:25,681 --> 00:09:27,091
Ooh.
270
00:09:27,216 --> 00:09:28,651
- You're armpits are unreal.
- Are they...They got worse?
271
00:09:28,817 --> 00:09:29,960
They might be.
272
00:09:30,085 --> 00:09:31,061
How about we get her some fresh air.
273
00:09:31,186 --> 00:09:32,129
All right, we just got to figure out
274
00:09:32,254 --> 00:09:33,264
how to get past these psychos.
275
00:09:33,389 --> 00:09:35,366
All right.
Let's go. Let's go.
276
00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:36,901
[Grunting]
277
00:09:37,026 --> 00:09:38,035
Oh, you're getting laid
with that thing.
278
00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,704
Get back! Let's just go.
279
00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:40,905
Don't wanna have sex you.
280
00:09:41,030 --> 00:09:41,956
Yes. You do.
281
00:09:42,122 --> 00:09:43,500
'Cause you're nasty.
282
00:09:43,799 --> 00:09:48,679
Okay, sweetie, I want you
to just smile, be calm,
283
00:09:48,804 --> 00:09:49,672
and just say it.
284
00:09:49,838 --> 00:09:51,882
Be a cold-blooded robot, Jillian.
285
00:09:52,007 --> 00:09:53,218
No fear.
286
00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:55,786
I'm sorry to tell you this,
but you're...
287
00:09:55,911 --> 00:09:56,763
Say it!
288
00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,255
I can't. Her face is too sad.
289
00:09:58,380 --> 00:09:59,423
Come on.
290
00:09:59,548 --> 00:10:00,516
It's just... it's a real doll.
291
00:10:00,682 --> 00:10:03,061
It's Blake's friend.
292
00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:04,295
Do you realize that the United States
293
00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:05,563
is on life support right now?
294
00:10:05,788 --> 00:10:07,832
Watch your mou, bro.
295
00:10:07,957 --> 00:10:10,568
My dad says that international
economic competition
296
00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,002
is heating up because
the United States
297
00:10:12,127 --> 00:10:14,071
is getting too fat and too lazy.
298
00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:17,341
My dad says we think we deserve jobs.
299
00:10:17,466 --> 00:10:18,451
My dad says we don't.
300
00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:20,244
Does your dad ever fire people?
301
00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:24,048
My dad has fired over 200
people this fiscal year alone.
302
00:10:24,173 --> 00:10:25,282
You wanna know why?
303
00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:28,670
Because he's trying
to save this country.
304
00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:29,687
Are you crying right now?
305
00:10:29,812 --> 00:10:30,754
No, I'm not crying.
306
00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:32,022
Are you all right?
307
00:10:32,147 --> 00:10:33,190
It's the onesie.
It's burning my eyes.
308
00:10:33,315 --> 00:10:34,191
Stop!
309
00:10:34,316 --> 00:10:35,468
Wanna hug?
310
00:10:35,684 --> 00:10:36,594
I'm going to flush
my eyes out. [Grunts]
311
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:37,720
Deal with this.
312
00:10:37,886 --> 00:10:39,013
Okay. I got an idea.
313
00:10:39,179 --> 00:10:40,364
What of we do like
a little scrimmage?
314
00:10:40,489 --> 00:10:42,016
Adam, you be the firee...
315
00:10:42,182 --> 00:10:44,268
That doesn't make much sense,
kinda the Top Gun.
316
00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:46,604
And I will be the firer, okay.
317
00:10:46,829 --> 00:10:49,673
And no matter what this guy says
or throws my way, you know,
318
00:10:49,798 --> 00:10:52,910
I'll just power through
and I'll fire the guy, okay?
319
00:10:53,035 --> 00:10:54,345
It's real easy.
Are you ready?
320
00:10:54,470 --> 00:10:56,814
- I'm ready.
- Okay. Let's get to it.
321
00:10:56,939 --> 00:11:02,495
Adam, I'm sorry to say this,
but we got to let you go, bud.
322
00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,333
You're firing me?
323
00:11:07,499 --> 00:11:12,029
I work here for 60 years
building this company
324
00:11:12,154 --> 00:11:15,592
from the ground up,
and you firing me?
325
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,718
Sorry, dude.
326
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:20,430
I ain't going out
like no bitch, you bitch.
327
00:11:21,296 --> 00:11:22,598
Anders, you heard anything?
328
00:11:22,764 --> 00:11:24,976
I can't lose my job, you understand?
329
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,686
I ain't going back
to substitute teaching.
330
00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,812
Montez, my eyes
are burning right now.
331
00:11:28,937 --> 00:11:29,880
Come on.
332
00:11:30,005 --> 00:11:32,567
You kids got no shame, no decency.
333
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,485
Thanks for this apron, man.
334
00:11:34,651 --> 00:11:38,072
You got a .44 magnum
pointed at your head.
335
00:11:38,238 --> 00:11:40,658
What the fuck are you doing?
336
00:11:40,824 --> 00:11:45,538
You fire me, I'll kill you
and everybody in here.
337
00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:47,582
Oh, do what he says, Blake.
338
00:11:48,415 --> 00:11:50,043
You really think I'm that stupid?
339
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,961
What are you talking about?
340
00:11:52,127 --> 00:11:54,672
Check the gun, hotshot.
341
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:58,009
Very clever.
342
00:11:58,534 --> 00:12:00,803
Very clever.
343
00:12:00,969 --> 00:12:03,014
You take the bullets out of my gun.
344
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:03,890
Yeah.
345
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,584
But let's see if you can
take the bullets
346
00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:09,020
out of this butterfly knife.
347
00:12:14,107 --> 00:12:16,653
Jillian, go ahead and give
this guy a cigarette,
348
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,653
'cause I'm about to light him up.
349
00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:22,116
Are those sunglasses?
350
00:12:22,282 --> 00:12:24,902
- Yeah, sunglasses.
- Cool.
351
00:12:25,027 --> 00:12:26,621
For my flamethrower.
352
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,706
No, no.
353
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:32,418
- You're fired.
- No!
354
00:12:33,068 --> 00:12:34,011
You're so fired.
355
00:12:34,294 --> 00:12:36,005
[Screaming]
356
00:12:41,301 --> 00:12:44,180
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
357
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:47,600
[Still screaming]
358
00:12:49,618 --> 00:12:50,728
And he's fired.
359
00:12:50,894 --> 00:12:52,230
- And I'm fired.
- And he's fired.
360
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,331
- That was very informative.
- Thank you.
361
00:12:54,456 --> 00:12:55,817
And a wonderful performance.
362
00:12:57,092 --> 00:12:58,194
All the names came in.
363
00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,303
Oh, here we go, baby.
364
00:12:59,428 --> 00:13:00,404
Who's gettin' chopped?
365
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:01,505
Jillian-style.
366
00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:03,507
Okay. Clint.
367
00:13:03,632 --> 00:13:04,492
- Uh-hmm, yes.
- Yeah.
368
00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:06,210
- Garth.
- That makes sense.
369
00:13:06,335 --> 00:13:07,161
Lois.
370
00:13:07,327 --> 00:13:08,212
Oh, the big stink.
371
00:13:08,337 --> 00:13:09,163
Oh.
372
00:13:09,329 --> 00:13:11,124
- And Adam.
- Hmm?
373
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,291
Who?
374
00:13:12,508 --> 00:13:14,127
Demamp. Oh.
375
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,185
I'm...I'm confused.
376
00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:16,254
Wait, I'm fired?
377
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,287
No.
378
00:13:17,412 --> 00:13:18,297
Good.
379
00:13:18,463 --> 00:13:21,425
You're going to be fired.
380
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:26,097
Fuck!
381
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:28,683
You gotta, you gotta be fresh
382
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:35,922
{pub}Fuck!
383
00:13:36,047 --> 00:13:36,983
Me!
384
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,612
Jillian, how many times
have I saved your life, hmm?
385
00:13:41,778 --> 00:13:42,662
I don't know... six?
386
00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:44,073
Never!
387
00:13:44,289 --> 00:13:46,600
And in never will now because
I thought we were work friends
388
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:48,235
and then you fire me.
389
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,470
And then you fire me
like a cold-blooded robot.
390
00:13:50,595 --> 00:13:51,914
You're like, "yeah, you're fired!"
391
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,840
I was just doing
what you told me to do.
392
00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:54,875
[Fake laughs]
393
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,243
Since when have you listened to me?
394
00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:57,410
I just talk.
395
00:13:57,535 --> 00:13:58,778
I just talk to hear myself think.
396
00:13:58,903 --> 00:14:00,006
Nobody actually listens to me.
397
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,122
Hey, you know,
I'm just here talking and...
398
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:07,638
Why the fuck are there
no Reese's pieces?
399
00:14:07,804 --> 00:14:08,639
Okay, Adam...
400
00:14:08,805 --> 00:14:09,856
You suck Reese's pieces.
401
00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:11,124
Hey, you are stress-eating.
402
00:14:11,249 --> 00:14:12,259
Gimme the chips.
403
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:13,686
Plain potato chips, really?
404
00:14:13,952 --> 00:14:15,161
You can have one more.
405
00:14:15,286 --> 00:14:17,664
Now were closing this.
406
00:14:17,789 --> 00:14:18,665
Unreal.
407
00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:19,866
Come on.
408
00:14:19,991 --> 00:14:21,902
I'm sure this is all
just a big mistake.
409
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,069
Let's just relax.
410
00:14:23,194 --> 00:14:25,239
Let's calm our jets.
411
00:14:25,405 --> 00:14:26,907
My jets are calm.
412
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:30,176
Besides, Alice is the only one
that can fire me.
413
00:14:30,301 --> 00:14:31,621
So I'm not going anywhere
414
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:36,904
until I hear it come
from her sweet, pursed lips.
415
00:14:38,176 --> 00:14:38,961
Okay.
416
00:14:39,362 --> 00:14:41,923
This is exactly what I didn't
want to happen.
417
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,090
I'm wearing a Top Gun hat,
for God sakes.
418
00:14:44,257 --> 00:14:47,093
If I get fired today,
I'm gonna look like an idiot.
419
00:14:47,218 --> 00:14:48,595
And this hat's bad ass.
420
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:49,796
It is. I love it.
421
00:14:49,921 --> 00:14:51,265
You should fire some other dummy.
422
00:14:51,431 --> 00:14:53,226
- Oh.
- Wait.
423
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,143
Did you just...
424
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:55,436
I have to go to rest room.
425
00:14:55,602 --> 00:14:56,403
I have an idea.
426
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:57,480
Oh.
427
00:14:58,496 --> 00:15:00,507
Uh... oh, yes.
428
00:15:00,632 --> 00:15:01,400
Great.
429
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:02,642
Oh, got it.
430
00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:05,645
[Coughing]
431
00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:07,047
Who's there?
432
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:08,157
Hello.
433
00:15:08,373 --> 00:15:09,883
Is someone there?
434
00:15:10,008 --> 00:15:11,885
Listen, I'm armed and I've got
aids, so it's not worth it.
435
00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:13,086
What?
436
00:15:13,211 --> 00:15:15,155
Okay, what the hell is going on here?
437
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,123
Oh, Allison.
438
00:15:16,381 --> 00:15:18,391
Hey, listen, these... these onesies.
439
00:15:18,516 --> 00:15:19,392
They're making me break out.
440
00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:21,127
I can't really see anything.
441
00:15:21,252 --> 00:15:22,195
I got to go to the hospital.
442
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,756
See, I just got a call from Montez.
443
00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:26,399
Says that Jillian is going
around firing people.
444
00:15:26,524 --> 00:15:28,134
Well, yeah. She is.
445
00:15:28,259 --> 00:15:29,402
And you know what?
446
00:15:29,527 --> 00:15:31,938
Rudy says, "when you leave
the third string kicker
447
00:15:32,063 --> 00:15:35,275
in the quarterback's position,
someone's gonna get sacked."
448
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,977
Okay. Just shut up and follow me.
449
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,545
I want to know what's going on.
450
00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:40,313
Okay. Would you take
my hand actually?
451
00:15:40,438 --> 00:15:41,448
Hey, Alice, hold up.
452
00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:42,449
What?
453
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:43,617
One thing right quick.
454
00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:44,718
What's up?
455
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:47,446
Adam, get down from there right now.
456
00:15:47,612 --> 00:15:49,322
I don't have to listen
to anything you have to say
457
00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:50,690
for the rest of my life,
458
00:15:50,815 --> 00:15:53,828
which is about to end
because you fired me, Alice.
459
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:58,465
So hear me, world, 'cause
these are my last words.
460
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:02,202
If you take anything from Adam
"The Top Gun" Demamp's life,
461
00:16:02,327 --> 00:16:03,588
take this.
462
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,545
Take it sleazy.
463
00:16:06,614 --> 00:16:07,974
And I'm out.
464
00:16:08,099 --> 00:16:09,476
Write that down.
465
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:10,944
"Take it sleazy and I'm out"
are my last words.
466
00:16:11,069 --> 00:16:12,112
And I'm killing myself.
467
00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:14,481
What the hell does
any of that even mean?
468
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:15,715
Take it sleazy!
469
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:16,684
[Thuds]
470
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:19,386
Oh, no!
471
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:22,656
Oh, Adam! Oh, no!
472
00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:25,692
Why would he... this is your fault!
473
00:16:25,817 --> 00:16:27,394
You should've put me in charge.
474
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:31,574
Hey. It's a dummy, you blind idiot.
475
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,600
Wait, what?
476
00:16:33,725 --> 00:16:35,995
Both: What you have seen here
was not real.
477
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:40,674
This was a demonstration of what
strange turns life can take
478
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,842
when the powers that be make
dumb decisions...
479
00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:43,843
... Stupid
480
00:16:43,968 --> 00:16:45,779
decisions.
Dumb decision?
481
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:46,964
- Stupid decisions.
- Stupid decisions.
482
00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:51,969
Both: So put your fears aside,
for Adam is alive.
483
00:16:53,629 --> 00:16:55,181
Hey.
484
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:58,517
I just...I just wanted them to
listen to me so I told them
485
00:16:58,683 --> 00:17:00,019
about the terminations.
486
00:17:00,485 --> 00:17:03,463
I get those emails
all the time from corporate
487
00:17:03,588 --> 00:17:05,131
when they're trying to trim the fat
488
00:17:05,256 --> 00:17:08,444
and everyone has been
on that list, even you.
489
00:17:08,856 --> 00:17:11,371
But you know what?
I never follow through with it.
490
00:17:11,496 --> 00:17:12,372
Do you wanna know why?
491
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:13,473
Yeah, I wanna know why.
492
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:15,909
Because emails don't run this office.
493
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:16,994
I do.
494
00:17:17,635 --> 00:17:20,039
You're the best in the biz
and I love you.
495
00:17:20,371 --> 00:17:24,117
But going through your bossy shit.
496
00:17:24,242 --> 00:17:25,919
Ya don't do that.
497
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:30,323
That's kind of a law that exists
here on earth with us humans.
498
00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:32,426
So I'm sorry, but you're gonna
have to clean out your desk.
499
00:17:32,592 --> 00:17:34,027
What?
500
00:17:34,152 --> 00:17:36,494
I'm fired because
of some stupid earth law?
501
00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:39,684
Ow.
502
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,658
Super man
503
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:46,941
{pub}It's just doesn't right, you know.
504
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,042
Jillian can't be fired.
505
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:51,278
That's like egregious or something.
506
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:52,813
That's an American word, right?
507
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:53,814
Egregious.
508
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,015
I don't know, actually.
509
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,909
I just think it might be
German. Egregious.
510
00:17:57,075 --> 00:17:58,352
[Sighs]
511
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,037
It's like we're losing
one of the team here, man.
512
00:18:00,203 --> 00:18:03,324
I know, she's like
our air bud, golden receiver.
513
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:06,026
I was thinking more of our Rudy.
514
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:07,027
Hey, Alice.
515
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:09,430
[Coughs]
516
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:11,599
I guess this is it.
517
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:12,833
I got all my stuff, so.
518
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,068
Okay.
519
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,262
Well, I'm sorry
it had to end this way.
520
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,445
No. No.
521
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,513
Okay, look she is fired, okay?
522
00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:29,567
There is nothing you can say
or do about it.
523
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:32,219
Please don't do any more stuff.
524
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:35,906
Alice, we know Jillian suffers
from a ton of quirks,
525
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:37,358
but this is the U.S.A.
526
00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:41,061
"Characters welcome"
is our country's motto.
527
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:42,997
Yes, she's a horrible leader.
528
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,298
Yeah.
529
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:45,291
She's the worst we've all ever seen.
530
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:46,500
Horrible.
531
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,002
You should've left me in charge.
532
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,755
That said, she means a whole
heck of a lot to this company.
533
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:54,408
So if you fire her, you fire us.
534
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,443
Okay, you know what, Anders,
you're supposed to be
535
00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:57,911
the responsible one here.
536
00:18:58,036 --> 00:18:59,546
Okay, why don't you act like it?
537
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:01,973
I believe that I am.
538
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,318
I believe that I am.
539
00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:18,265
Let's go, come on.
540
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:21,101
[Somber music playing]
541
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:25,839
542
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:26,999
Unbelievable.
543
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,300
You're gonna eat this later.
544
00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:52,366
Fine, you know what?
545
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,768
If you want her, you can have her.
546
00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:57,530
All right, I don't have time
to train a new person anyway.
547
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,573
Yes! Yes!
548
00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:00,407
Fuck yeah!
549
00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:01,492
Fuck yes!
550
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:02,868
Fuck yeah!
551
00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:04,203
Heck, yeah.
552
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,413
Just get the hell
out of my office now.
553
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,498
All right.
554
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:08,624
Hey, why don't we...
555
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:09,950
Why don't we go take
that group photo now?
556
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:10,951
All right.
557
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,320
- Okay.
- Let's do it.
558
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:14,922
You said we were
turning in the onesies
559
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:15,956
'cause the photo was cancelled...
560
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:16,957
You lied to us.
561
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,993
Sh-sh-sh-shut up.
562
00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:25,519
Hey, Alice, I promise
next time, I'm your gal.
563
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,226
You can count on me.
564
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,188
Your armpits are a disaster.
565
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:36,527
Go switch tops and then get me
a cup of coffee and a neti pot.
566
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,812
I'm not some coffee wench.
567
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:40,647
I'm a business woman.
568
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:42,583
A force to be reckoned with.
569
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:43,951
Oh.
570
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:44,918
Oh, God.
571
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:46,203
Oh, my God!
572
00:20:46,369 --> 00:20:47,421
Is Sigourney done with her bath?
573
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:49,626
She's got a big picture to take.
574
00:20:50,691 --> 00:20:53,669
Oh, man, she's smells so good.
575
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:54,728
Oh, my God.
576
00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:56,297
It smells terrible, Blake.
577
00:20:56,463 --> 00:21:00,301
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