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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:04,294 PALM SPRINGS 2 00:00:13,971 --> 00:00:16,807 (laughter) 3 00:00:16,890 --> 00:00:18,308 Oh my God. 4 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,769 Reggie, this house is beautiful. 5 00:00:20,853 --> 00:00:24,857 So hang on, your friend said we could stay here for the whole week for free? 6 00:00:24,940 --> 00:00:25,817 Of course. 7 00:00:25,899 --> 00:00:28,402 - I'm doing him a huge favor this week. - Nice. 8 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:32,532 Judging the Mr. Bear America Pageant is a huge favor? Please. 9 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:35,035 It's Bear Week. You'd be out here anyway. 10 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:36,911 Yeah, you love Bear Week. 11 00:00:36,994 --> 00:00:40,080 They even dedicated a room at the host hotel to you, remember? 12 00:00:40,164 --> 00:00:42,375 In honor of that record-breaking gang bang that you did last year. 13 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:43,543 Triple digits. 14 00:00:43,625 --> 00:00:47,881 God, I'd hate to see the blacklight images from that room. 15 00:00:55,095 --> 00:00:59,558 ♪Where the bears are We wanna be♪ 16 00:01:01,226 --> 00:01:06,691 SEASON 7: EPISODE 1 VACATION BEARS 17 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:12,237 Uh, excuse me. What are you doing? 18 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,740 Oh, I'm making a cocktail. 19 00:01:13,822 --> 00:01:16,492 Yeah, it's 11 a.m. Who are you, Reggie? 20 00:01:17,951 --> 00:01:20,954 Nelson, I'm on vacation and I feel like relaxing. 21 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,707 So if I want to have a cocktail at 11 o'clock in the morning 22 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:27,253 then I'm gonna have a fucking cocktail at 11 o'clock in the morning. 23 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,380 Is that all right with you? 24 00:01:28,462 --> 00:01:30,381 You sure? Thanks. 25 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,425 What is up with him? 26 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:33,843 I don't know. 27 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,553 I'm really worried about him. 28 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:37,721 He's been acting really strange lately. 29 00:01:37,805 --> 00:01:39,057 He's drinking more 30 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:41,975 and he's not sleeping and he's having horrible nightmares. 31 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,061 Oh, I can relate. 32 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:45,563 The other night I had a dream that you were hitting on me. 33 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,481 Ew! Gross! No! 34 00:01:47,564 --> 00:01:48,566 I know. 35 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:51,528 You were all naked and you were stroking it, 36 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,862 and you were trying to kiss me with that weird mouth of yours. 37 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:57,033 - Oh, you wish. - Oh, you wish. You dream. 38 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,868 Do you two mind? I'm trying to tell you about Todd here. 39 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,580 I'm really concerned. I feel like, I don't know, 40 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,623 his work is really taking its toll on him. 41 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:08,711 Then this vacation is exactly what Todd needs to rest and recharge his batteries. 42 00:02:08,794 --> 00:02:10,671 Well, I could use a vacation too 43 00:02:10,754 --> 00:02:13,507 because I have been so stressed out, 44 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:15,760 shooting the MRU pilot spin-off. 45 00:02:15,843 --> 00:02:18,555 You know, based on my character Otis Fairbanks. 46 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,849 We know, Nelson, you're starring in your own TV show. 47 00:02:20,931 --> 00:02:22,850 You don't have to keep telling us every ten minutes 48 00:02:22,933 --> 00:02:24,269 I don't even understand the title: 49 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:25,770 Otis Fairbanks Me. 50 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:28,273 I mean, doesn't everybody know that it's him? 51 00:02:28,355 --> 00:02:29,733 Why does it have to say "Me" in the title? 52 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:34,403 It's Otis Fairbanks ME, Medical Examiner. 53 00:02:34,486 --> 00:02:36,489 That's what the ME stands for. 54 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,491 That makes sense. I get it now. 55 00:02:38,574 --> 00:02:39,658 (grunts mockingly) 56 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:43,163 Hey, do you still get to swab the assholes of the victims each week? 57 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:46,082 Well, I get to do that and a lot more. 58 00:02:46,165 --> 00:02:47,834 In fact, I'm kind of all over the place. 59 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:52,254 I gotta tell you, I really hate what the writers have done with the pilot script. 60 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:54,966 They want Otis to be a martial arts expert. 61 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,302 So I'm having to get up at 4 a.m. every morning 62 00:02:57,384 --> 00:02:59,596 to do taekwondo classes. 63 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,181 And they want me to lose weight 64 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:04,558 and they're forcing me to wear this copper compression girdle 65 00:03:04,641 --> 00:03:05,977 to pull in my stomach. 66 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:07,062 Can you believe that? 67 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:09,856 Yes. Your character is a medical professional. 68 00:03:09,938 --> 00:03:13,150 He's supposed to know all about the dangers of morbid obesity, 69 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:15,987 borderline diabetes and obscene belly fat. 70 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:18,323 I can't help it, okay? I've been stress eating. 71 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:20,200 They're writing the character all wrong. 72 00:03:20,282 --> 00:03:22,951 Get this, they're giving Otis superpowers. 73 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,622 Yeah, he can time travel. 74 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:28,833 And they're making the character transgendered. 75 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:36,674 This murder is eerily similar to a string of murders 76 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,718 that happened back in 1969. 77 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:41,262 You know, when I was female. 78 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,348 I'm going to have to travel back to that year 79 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:45,642 and figure out how they're connected. 80 00:03:57,986 --> 00:03:59,239 And cut. 81 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,200 Great work, Nelson. 82 00:04:02,282 --> 00:04:06,161 I'm sorry, Clarke, but this time travel bullshit is not working for me. 83 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,039 Don't worry, the special effects 84 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:10,290 swirling around your arm and face gestures will sell this. 85 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,210 I'm sure. 86 00:04:14,211 --> 00:04:15,713 - I'd watch. - I'd watch it. 87 00:04:15,796 --> 00:04:18,841 I'm sorry, I just don't think any of it's working. 88 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,218 They're just trying to make your stupid, boring medical drama 89 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:23,388 that nobody wants to watch relevant. 90 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:28,225 Vacation! 91 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,395 Vacation! Hi guys. What's up? 92 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:31,812 Todd, what are you doing? 93 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,442 We've been over this, Nelson. I'm on vacation. 94 00:04:35,524 --> 00:04:39,361 I'm trying to relax, I'm having a cocktail, and I'm also naked. 95 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:42,365 Yeah, I see that, but we don't do that, okay? 96 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:46,536 We're all friends here. We're not incestuous circuit bears. 97 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:50,415 Better? 98 00:04:50,497 --> 00:04:53,709 Come on, Nelson, relax. Unclench just a little bit for me, would you? 99 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:58,923 Skinny dipping time. 100 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,223 He is acting kind of odd though, isn't he? 101 00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:09,308 I don't mind. 102 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,855 (moaning) 103 00:05:20,944 --> 00:05:23,238 Todd? Todd? Todd? 104 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:26,116 - (gasping) - It's okay. You're having a nightmare. 105 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,203 It's all right. 106 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,579 Okay. 107 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:33,708 You know, these nightmares of yours are becoming a habit. 108 00:05:33,791 --> 00:05:35,084 Do you wanna tell me about it? 109 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,088 I don't want to talk about it. 110 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,341 What I wanna do is get my dick played with ASAP. 111 00:05:41,423 --> 00:05:44,760 - Come here. Come here. There. - Oh. Oh. Okay. 112 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,138 - Yes. - (gasps) 113 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:48,931 The rental house is beautiful. 114 00:05:49,014 --> 00:05:50,724 I cannot wait for you to get here to see it. 115 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,686 Okay, you know what, but never mind about that. 116 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,896 - What are you wearing? - Um... 117 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:57,816 A red button down shirt from TJ Max. 118 00:05:57,899 --> 00:06:00,235 I love TJ Max, great quality. 119 00:06:00,317 --> 00:06:01,694 And only $12. 120 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,656 Work with me, Rami. You're supposed to say something like, 121 00:06:04,738 --> 00:06:06,949 "I'm sprawled out on the bed naked, waiting for you to call." 122 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:12,122 Oh. Yeah. I just took a shower? 123 00:06:12,204 --> 00:06:14,665 Oh, yeah yeah yeah. (giggles) 124 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:18,795 Ooh, yeah, okay, that's it. Oh my God, you've never done that before. 125 00:06:18,877 --> 00:06:20,587 Ooh, what is that, the Turkish delight? 126 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:23,299 - Oh my God. Ooh. Oh yeah. - (slapping sound) 127 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,259 - Yeah. - You like that, Todd? 128 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:28,847 - Yeah. - Take it. You like that? 129 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,307 - Yeah, you like that. - Yeah. 130 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,810 It's a nice ass. Yeah. 131 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:38,439 - Yeah. - (spanking continues) 132 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,028 - (door opens) - Come on in, Sir. 133 00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:45,279 Oh, baby. 134 00:06:45,362 --> 00:06:47,699 You are so sexy. 135 00:06:47,781 --> 00:06:49,616 - Oh, take your shirt off. - This one? 136 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:53,496 - Yeah, take it off. - Yes Sir. Shirt's off, Sir. 137 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:58,001 - Where's the bedroom? - It's this way, Sir. 138 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,420 Oh, you're so friggin' sexy. 139 00:07:00,502 --> 00:07:02,963 Let's get this shirt off, Sir. How about that? 140 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,050 What about... Ooh, the tables have turned. 141 00:07:05,132 --> 00:07:07,343 - I'm in charge. - Oh no. 142 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,927 (both moan) 143 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:11,389 - Is this the bedroom? - No it's not, Sir. -Let's go! 144 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:13,432 It's right over here. 145 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:16,311 This is my room, this one right here. 146 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:19,855 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 147 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,983 - Come on, let's go. - Ooh! 148 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,860 On your knees, boy. 149 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,281 Oh, yes. 150 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,824 Thank you, Sir. 151 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:34,245 WOOD 152 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:37,498 I'll be right back, Sir. 153 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,925 What the hell was that? 154 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,889 They could have some olive oil. 155 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,475 Hey, what are you doing, boy? 156 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:57,977 Just looking for lube, Sir. 157 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:00,646 Lube? Oh no, we're doing this one dry. 158 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,650 - (gasp) Really? - Mm-hm. 159 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,860 - (slaps) - Ow! Yeah, yes Sir! 160 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:11,240 ♪Where the bears are We wanna be♪ 161 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,617 ♪Where the bears are Where the bears are♪ 11464

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