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Fellas, I’m sorry I was late today, but I had good reason...

I was tailing MRU’s head writer Alan Kravitz.

I followed him to a park

where he had a meeting with none other than Ramon Santiago.

Yeah, the same Ramon Santiago who Chad arrested five years ago

for cheating his investors out of profits.

Apparently, he’s been paroled and he's up to his old tricks.

According to a jogger who regularly runs in the park,

Alan and Ramon have been meeting there every day.

And I spoke to a few MRU crew members

who remember seeing Ramon hanging around on set.

Now why would Alan be associating

with a known criminal like Ramon unless they’re up to no good?

I'm just spitballin’ here,

but what if Alan hated Nelson so much that he was willing

to do anything to get him off the show,

to include using Ramon to set him up for murder.

I think we should do an undercover sting operation in that park.

That’s an interesting story and we’ll think about it,

but in the meantime I asked for extra mayo

and there’s barely any mayonnaise on this.

Yeah.

I think you’re going to have to take them back.

All right.

♪Where the bears are, We want to be.♪

SEASON 6 EPISODE 9 BEARFOOT IN THE PARK

Subject spotted.

- Watch it. - Sorry, man.

And tagged. I’ll be just out of sight.

I don’t want Santiago recognizing me.

All I’m saying is

we need to move on hiring a Mandarin tutor for Madison,

and soon before all the good ones are snapped up.

Relax, honey, we'll get into a good preschool.

She’s eight months old and I wasn't gonna be the one to tell you this,

but she’s lagging behind in her Baby Gymboree Play and Learn class.

The other mothers are all laughing behind my back.

Oh, believe me, we’re doing just fine.

Madison's much better off with us than with her birth mother.

Well, that’s no high mark.

Talk about bad choices,

the girl's mating call was “Oh, I’m so drunk!”

It’s not a bad idea to get a head start.

The competition is fierce.

Have you seen the Tiger Moms in action?

They’re ruthless!

At least I’m not as bad as them.

Oh, really?

What, you think I’m overprotective?

Oh, I found a nanny cam in Madison’s bedroom.

- So? - We don’t have a nanny.

Oh!

Pay no attention to Daddy’s negativity, baby girl.

- I’ll take all the arrows. - Oh, God, no, don’t cry.

You know I hate it when you cry.

Well, with an attitude like that, it’s no wonder.

I feel like I’m doing this all by myself.

No, no, no! Don’t sit.

We're getting the hell out of here.

Fucking guppies, man.

- Oh, baby. - They're leaving.

- God damn it. - It’ll be okay.

- We’ll listen in on transmitter. - All right.

Let’s sit over here, this is much better.

Finally some peace and fucking quiet.

Seeing that poor chump’s face

when he realized he actually shot his scene partner…

that was priceless, my man.

Look, the job is done.

- Now when do I get paid? - After the trial.

Once he’s found guilty, we’re scot-free,

but until then, you and I need to be careful.

Now that’s what I call confession!

Babe? Babe, did you get that?

- What’s up? - How you doing?

- Babe! - What?

I’m here! I’m here!

- Are you distracted? - I’m not distracted!

I’m just having problems hearing you.

Can you, uh, turn the, uh, volume up on your...

uh, what’s-- uh, transmitter.

Yeah, yeah. I got it, I got it.

But if you double-cross me,

- I will rip your ears off… - Fuck, fuck, fuck!

…shove them up your butt,

- so you can hear me kicking your ass! - Turn it off!

- I want my money by next week. - Fuck!

- Ah, shit! - You do everything wrong!

You're going to get your money, just relax.

- Calm down. - I better get my money.

- You’re going to get your money, man. - Did you hear that?

Just stomp on it or something!

- Just stomp on it! - It's not working!

- I can't believe this! - I'm hearing voices.

Did you hear that?

- You’re going to get your money. - Are you wearing a fucking wire?

Shit, run! Cops!

Fuck!

Come on, come here.

Yeah, come on.

Yeah? Is that all you got?

What the fuck?

Get up off there!

- Of course. - Really?

You got nothing on me, Winters.

How about a recorded confession?

What are you talking about?

We know everything, Ramon.

We know that Alan hired you to help set up Nelson Dorkoff for murder.

No, I didn’t!

He and I were rehearsing dialogue for a new play

I’m premiering next month at the Scott Bakula Playhouse

in North Hollywood.

Play? You were specifically talking about

what happened the other day on the MRU set with Nelson and Toby Marsden.

Yes! Rule number one in writing: write about what you know.

I was inspired by this story.

This here…

Is my ticket out of the TV grind.

- And Ramon? - What about him?

I was planning on casting him as one of my leads.

Yeah, it’s a good role.

And I can pull from real-life experiences.

I’ve been trying my hand at acting since I got paroled.

So if you’re reading lines, why the hell did you run?

Because you were chasing us, man!

Hey, you two look like a couple of theater queens,

how would you like two comps

to an all-male production of Steel Magnolias?

Not to brag, but I do play a mean Dolly Parton.

Huh?

Let’s do this.

♪Where the bears are, We want to be♪

♪Where the bears are, Where the bears are♪