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Honestly, I cannot believe
how callous you were, Nelson,
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suggesting my feelings for
Prince Omar were not genuine.
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Seriously, you want
to do this now?
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I’m sorry, I…
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Reggie, look out!
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(screaming)
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(Nelson)
Oh! Oh, my God!
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Careful, for fuck's sake,
Reggie!
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I don't want our friendship
to end like Thelma & Louise.
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(grunting)
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Oh, my God.
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Did you want top me first?
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Maybe you should top me first.
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Well, someone top somebody
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before Beer Can Bob
turns into Limp Noodle Ned.
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Okay, I'll top you.
I'll top you.
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Here we go, here we go.
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Bob, don't fail me now!
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What the hell are you doing
back there, Todd, taking a nap?
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I'm trying to fucking fix it!
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BRAKE
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(Nelson)
Reggie, watch out!
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(screaming)
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(Nelson)
Oh, my God!
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Okay, uh,
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I'm going to need something
to hold the brake line together.
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Hurry!
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Uh, fuck.
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Uh...
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There.
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What the hell?
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♪Where the bears are,
We wanna be♪
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SEASON 6 EPISODE 16
I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BEAR SINGS
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Oh, hey, Todd.
Guess what?
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Beer Can Bob is back!
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(whispering)
Quiet on the set.
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- Okay.
- Action!
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Yeah, don't mind me.
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- Oh, fuck.
- Uh, uh, flogger?
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Oh, that worked last time,
but no good to me now.
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Uh, penis pump.
I can use that.
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Yes! Nipple clamps,
I can use those too!
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And do you even know
what's going on up here?
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Well, the real action's
right back here, Todd.
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Never mind.
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Is it me or are we
going kind of fast?
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- Oh, yeah, I'll slow down.
- Yeah.
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Oh, oh, you like that slower?
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You like it s-lo-wer?
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(grunt, laugh)
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Christ!
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Watch where you're going,
asshole.
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He nearly rammed me
off the road.
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(yells)
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God. Watch it!
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Jesus Christ.
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That's it, Wood,
wreck his hole!
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George, look! It's working!
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(grunting)
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I'm try--
I almost got it!
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I almost got this thing clamped!
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Well, hurry! Hurry!
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(Reggie)
Oh, my God!
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I got the wood side!
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Hang on,
I just need the other one!
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(Nelson)
Now turn, turn! Crank it!
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(whimpering)
Oh, God.
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Oh, my God!
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Hang on!
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I'm getting close.
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George, I'm getting close.
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Okay, I'm ready!
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(groans)
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(gasping)
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Oh, God!
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That should do it!
That should do it. Okay.
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Press on both the brakes!
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Wood, pump his ass!
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(all yelling)
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(groans, laughs)
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You did it!
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We made it!
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
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And... cut!
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(laughing)
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(George)
That's great! It was great.
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We still gotta get
to the prince.
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Okay.
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Don't even think of
answering that
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during an official Agency
interrogation debriefing.
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I'm just putting it
on silent mode.
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Now, when did you first suspect
Mr. Flynn of going rogue?
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Oh, shit, is that Jeremy?
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Oh, my God!
Yeah, that's him!
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I can't get away
from these guys!
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Fuck!
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Fuck!
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Stay here, we got this.
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- Come on.
- Yeah.
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I think he went this way.
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Hurry up!
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(chuckling) And they left
the car running for me.
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(laughs)
Perfect.
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Idiots.
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Now, if you think you're going
to give me the slip...
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well, son...
(chuckles)
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...that's going to be as hard as
a choir boy in a porn shop.
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Heath isn't answering his phone.
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Oh, damn it!
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Come on, answer the phone.
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Uh, come on, switch.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, switch out.
- We gotta go.
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- (Reggie) Okay.
- (Todd) Come on, move. Move!
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Okay, hurry up.
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I'll call the prince.
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(phone ringing)
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Eh...
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Rami's not picking up.
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Well, can you blame him?
You treat him like garbage.
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Really, Nelson?
Faster, Todd, faster, please!
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Hurry!
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Are you sure none of you want
to join the wrap party?
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Well, easy, Todd,
precious cargo.
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Yeah, just hold on, D.W. Midget.
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(George)
Well...
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We lost him.
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I didn't.
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(Martinez)
Oh, good job, Frank.
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You know, maybe we should
start talking about a promotion.
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Well, I appreciate the gesture,
boys, but save your breath.
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I want to talk about setting up
my own shingle
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with the publicity I'm gonna get
turning him over to the police.
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You can't do that,
you work for us.
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I quit… effective immediately.
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And don't worry, boys, Uber's
on the way, my treat.
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He can't do that.
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Uh, yeah, he can.
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We drove his car to save on gas.
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I told you we should have made
him sign a noncompete agreement.
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I know, honey, but sometimes
I just tune you out.
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Ever since I was a little boy,
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I knew in my heart
that I was different,
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but I tried everything I could
to bury those feelings
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because it was not my family
nor my country's idea
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of what a man should be.
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No, no, no! What do you guys
think you're doing?
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Rami, listen to me!
The prince's life is in danger!
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We have to get to him!
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You're just trying to piggyback
on his big moment,
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you fame whores.
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Hey, over there.
Who is that?
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Isn't he just there to keep
an eye on Cyril?
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Cyril's not here today...
Eddie's off duty.
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Then who?
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(grunts)
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(grunting)
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Ah!
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Wha-- Laureen!
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I know it's shocking,
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but is it really so hard
to believe?
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Who would put up with that
asshole Nick and his micro-penis
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if not a double agent using him
for top-secret information?
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So you're working for the
hardliners
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for the prince's home
country?
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They did not want RuPaul
as the face
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of their religiously
conservative country,
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so they activated me to make
sure that I stop him
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before he does any real damage.
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And I will!
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Not on my watch.
Get up, get up!
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Before you take me in,
can I just ask you...
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what did you really think
about my cupcakes?
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Stale, tasteless,
borderline inedible.
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I mean, really, how do
you fuck up a cupcake?
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- Fuck you!
- Come on!
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Fucker, motherfucker,
I frosted them!
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(Reggie)
Rami!
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Oh, God. Hang on, okay?
Just hang on.
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Everything's going to be okay.
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Relax, Reggie.
It's just a flesh wound.
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- I'm going to be fine.
- Okay.
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But it's nice to know
you actually care.
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Fuckers.
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Nelson, look who it is.
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Wait a minute... Laureen
the lush is the assassin?
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(Todd) Get her the fuck
out of here, guys.
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Yeah, bye, right.
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Right?
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(Prince Omar)
I do not understand.
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If Reggie preferred
Rami all along,
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why did he mistreat him
so badly?
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Reggie always mistreats
the ones he loves.
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It's his thing.
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He must really love us.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Hey, Prince, FYI, I happen
to have a gay grandfather.
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He's into young guys,
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and I bet he would do anal
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if you help him with his
reverse mortgage.
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I'm intrigued.
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Give me his number.
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- Uh-huh.
- Okay.
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Rami.
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- That's gross.
- Thanks.
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Are you doing okay?
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Thank you so much.
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(cheering)
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Hey, I can't get through...
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00:13:08,828 --> 00:13:11,289
Hey, I been talking to the
network brass, Nelson.
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00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:14,335
We're thinking Otis Fairbanks
spinoff.
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00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:15,378
- Sounds good to me, Scott...
- Does it?
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so long as the numbers
are right.
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Well, we'll make them right.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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All right!
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My boy!
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Wow! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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I have so many people to thank
for this award,
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beginning with my director,
George Ridgemont,
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who had a clear and brilliant
vision for Woodfellas.
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I never understood what that
was, but who cares?
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I got this.
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GOLDEN DICKIE AWARD
Best CUMback
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Oh, Wood, that's fantastic.
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Director Flynn
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Chief Stevens
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(knocking)
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You wanted to see me, boss?
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00:13:58,962 --> 00:14:01,966
Uh, no, I just wanted
to hear you say it.
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00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:03,717
I mean, I can go back out
and do it again.
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00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,177
Would you, please?
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(knocking)
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You wanted to see me… boss?
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(sighs)
One more time.
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Coley & Swift Investigations
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They're killing us.
They're poaching all our clients.
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But there's not much we can do.
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00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,784
Hello, boys, how you doing?
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00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,121
Aw, sorry we can't stay
and chat,
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but we've got to see a client
in Beverly Hills.
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(laughs) That's the name
of my second goat.
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(both laugh)
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Oh, Rami.
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(Reggie)
Oh! Oh, my God.
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- Beautiful.
- It's beautiful.
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00:14:51,097 --> 00:14:52,516
Look! Let's take a selfie.
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Yeah.
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Okay, let's do a silly one.
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♪Where the bears are,
We wanna be♪
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