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Please accept
my sincerest apologies
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for being so late
on the new shipment,
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but it’s just been crazy
around here trying to launch
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the new Sporting Wood
porn division.
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Oh, no problem.
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Uh, George, can I ask you
a question?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Are you aware there are
two hot guys behind you fucking?
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Oh, of course.
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That’s Chuck and Connor.
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They're from our stable
of porn actors.
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I’m just having them do
a few warm-up exercises
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before today’s rehearsal.
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Well, those don’t look like any
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warm-up exercises I’ve ever
seen, but I like it.
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Well, I’ve got to go.
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I’ll see you later, Devon.
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No, for the love of God, George,
don’t hang up!
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But Devon, the-the Wi-Fi
seems to be a little out.
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The image is so shaky.
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No, you look fine to me.
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Oh, God, oh! Oh!
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♪Where the bears are,
We wanna be♪
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SEASON 6
EPISODE 10 ZOMBIE BEARS
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When Enos and Jesse start doing
it in the cowpoke position…
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- Mm-hm.
- …your character, Clint,
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we already established
that he likes to watch,
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starts whacking off!
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I can do that.
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Wait a minute,
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you just skipped two whole pages
of dialogue.
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I know, I cut them.
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It was taking too long
to get to the sex scene.
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Uh, as the author
of Bearback Mountain,
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I must protest.
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Without that crucial dialogue,
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this scene doesn’t
make any sense.
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If the reject from
Little People, Big World
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does not keep his mouth shut,
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I’m walking!
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George, please.
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I’m sorry, Wood,
but I cannot stand idly by
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while this, this beast butchers
another one of my scripts.
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Are you kidding?
I’m working miracles salvaging
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the crap you vomited
on these pages.
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Oh, okay, that’s it!
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I will not have my creative
vision insulted again!
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Wood, you need to make a choice,
either he goes or I do.
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Wood?
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I’m sorry, George!
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It’s just
that Sebastian has directed
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a whole slew of big hits.
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We need him!
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Well-well, then,
you obviously don’t need me!
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What a diva!
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Now that the drama queen
has gone,
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let’s get to some sex action.
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Lube up them holes, boys!
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Sir, I've just uncovered some
amazing—
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Not now, Stevens!
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Heath here just brought me
important information regarding
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a Middle Eastern prince
and his bodyguard
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who are here in the States
to target the Falcon.
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What?
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- How did you find out?
- A little birdie told me.
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Excellent work, Heath!
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Now I want you and Stevens
to keep a watchful eye
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on that prince and his entourage
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and see if anything else
is in the works.
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Well, are you sure Todd
is up to it, sir?
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His husband’s about to go
on trial for murder.
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Um, maybe you should take
a leave of absence,
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you know, for your own
emotional well-being.
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I’m fine, thanks.
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MRU
MALE RAPE UNIT
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So what happened?
Did you talk to Kenny?
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No, I couldn't get
anywhere near him.
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- These are all over the place.
- Oh, God.
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I've been banned from the set!
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- Can you believe that?
- Yes!
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You killed your costar, Nelson!
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Even Marcia Cross didn’t shoot
Teri Hatcher, and she hated her!
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Yeah, but couldn’t they have
used a decent picture of me,
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like my headshot?
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This looks like Oliver Platt
if he was pregnant.
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Listen, we have got
to get to Kenny, okay,
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because he's the prop master,
so he's like the prime suspect.
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He's the one who
handed me that gun.
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Well, how are we supposed
to get on the set now?
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I don’t know, um...
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Wait a minute. I have a
scathingly brilliant idea.
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The Walking Dead
shoots next door, come on.
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What?
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Son of a bitch!
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Hey, stud, what’s up?
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You.
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All right, I’m sick of these
little games you’re playing.
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This ends right now.
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Oh, I thought
we were just getting started.
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I found the bug
you put in my office,
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and you heard me talking
on the phone about
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what I found
in the bodyguard’s computer.
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Then you run to Nick’s office
like a little bitch
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and claim it’s your intel
and take all the fucking credit.
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You’re so sexy
when you’re pissed off.
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What?
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Get the fuck out of here!
What are you doing?
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This seems like one of those
“No means yes” situations.
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Uh, this seems like one of those
sexual-harassment situations.
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What are you doing?
Knock it off!
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God, where’s a fucking rape
whistle when you need one?
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Come on, stop it!
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This-This isn’t what it— No!
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This isn’t— I can explain!
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No need, Stevens, I understand.
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Blowing off a little steam,
not getting enough at home.
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I can totally relate.
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Kind of makes me feel less alone
in the world.
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For the future, uh,
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you want to hang a yellow tie
or something on the door?
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Just so it’s not so awkward.
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Carry on.
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Get off me!
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Have a good day.
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Okay, so, I got an A+
in my theater makeup class,
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so we look incredible.
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No one’s going to even
know who we are, okay?
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Do you remember
what I taught you?
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(moaning)
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Eh, no, it’s more like…
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(groans loudly)
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(Reggie groans unconvincingly)
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Work on it.
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Nelson, what are you doing here?
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(in zombie voice)
I’m not Nelson, zombie.
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The producers have
a restraining order against you.
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You’re not supposed to be
within a mile of the set.
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Oh, come on, Kenny. How in the
fuck did you recognize me? Geez.
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Oh, hey, Nelson.
How’s it going?
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Oh, come on!
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- How do people recognize me?
- Well, I’ve always said,
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you remind me of
one of the walking dead.
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- No, you haven’t.
- Well, not to your face.
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Nelson, you can’t be here.
You’re breaking the law.
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Well, you should know
all about that, Kenny!
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You had to be the one
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that put the real bullet
in that prop gun.
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Who is that?
I’ve heard that voice before.
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Is that Reggie Hatch?
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I’m not being filmed
for Murder Time, am I?
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- No.
- Oh, hey, Nelson.
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Oh, for fuck’s sake.
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I’ve got contacts in,
this is Oscar-winning makeup.
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Why, Kenny?
Why did you want Toby dead?
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(in zombie voice)
Yeah, why, Kenny?
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Why?
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I really like the commitment.
But I didn’t kill Toby, I swear.
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The gun had blanks
when I gave it to you, Nelson.
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I checked it three times--
I always check it three times.
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And you handed it off
to some stranger
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before the scene started.
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And you were standing there,
too, if I’m not mistaken,
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along with another guy
I didn’t know.
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That means, including you two,
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there are four people who
could’ve switched out the blanks
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before you shot the scene.
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That's him, Nelson Dorkoff!
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- Grab him!
- Ron, Nelson, run!
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Holy fuck! Hurry! God!
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(in zombie voice)
I’m a zombie!
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♪Where the bears are,
We wanna be♪
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♪Where the bears are,
Where the bears are♪
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