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Jesus Christ, Sean!
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What'd I tell you about being
careful with your goddamn drink?
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You're spilling it all over.
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Unbelievable.
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Take it easy, hon.
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Don't you go defending him.
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He's soft enough because of you.
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Two winners, you are.
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I swear to God.
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Hot chocolate, please.
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Coffee.
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And a little bit of cream.
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My dad's dead.
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My mom doesn't want me.
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I've got no home.
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And now...
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Del is gone.
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I'm alone.
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You thirst for
civilization, boy.
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But civilization is unnatural.
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A whim of circumstance.
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We are barbarians.
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And barbarism
must always triumph.
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Live deep while you live.
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Know the rich juice of red meat and
the stinging of wine on your palate,
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the hot embrace
of many women's arms.
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We will live, we
will burn with life,
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we will slay.
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Your quest for civilization
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is a quest for illusion.
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Reject it.
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God damn it! What are you...
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Are you gonna try to keep it
in the lane there, genius?
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I mean, for the love of God,
what are you, stupid?
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Don't call him stupid.
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He's just a kid.
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Hey!
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What did I tell you?
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What the hell did I say?
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You know what? We're leaving.
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I'm done with you two
and your endless fuck-ups.
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Get your shit.
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Quit your crying and get your shit!
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I don't know why
I bother with you two.
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What? And I'm
the fucking bad guy?
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- Huh?
- It's okay, sweetie. Let's get your shoes on.
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I'm the fucking bad guy?
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Thanks for not being a
big pussy about all this.
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Ocala PD, this is
Officer Burroughs speaking.
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Okay.
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Check one. One check.
Check. Check.
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Checking one.
Check. Check. Check.
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Check. Check one.
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Check. Checking one. Check.
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Check. Hey.
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Come on down!
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I told you to stop!
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Sorry, Sarge.
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Sergeant Geller,
Brockton, Mass. PD.
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Hey. Sorry. Little bit pumped.
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Uh, big party tonight.
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I bought, uh, balloons,
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uh, some yummy candy.
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I got this sign made,
rented a karaoke machine.
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So, pulling out all the stops.
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Yeah, that's very
thoughtful of you.
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I'm sure whoever the party
is for will appreciate that.
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Well, the party is for me.
I'm Darren.
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Oh, well, if you don't treat
yourself right, who will? Yeah?
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I love that.
I'm going to use that.
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Okay.
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Everybody here
is a little bit tense
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on account that I shot
my partner on accident...
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And now, he's in a coma
and I guess nobody has ever
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made a mistake in
their life but me.
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So, how can I help you?
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I called about
the McCullough boy.
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Dropping off some of
his personal effects.
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Mind if I have a word with him?
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No, no. Be my guest.
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And if you want to stop by
later and maybe hear me...
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Lay some Pitbull on them...
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Darren.
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Yeah, Sarge.
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Yeah, I know he's your
brother, but he's my friend.
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At some point you're
gonna have to forgive me.
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So, uh...
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Florida Police have agreed to transport
you back to Brockton if you'll cooperate.
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I'll be waiting on you,
help you sort things.
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I know you didn't kidnap
the girl.
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There ain't nothing there
for me no more, back home.
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What about Del? She'll
be there, won't she?
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You know, her life is also
gonna demand some restructuring.
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Might be nice
to do it together, no?
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Start over.
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Figure out your life?
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Civilization is unnatural.
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What's that?
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I don't need it.
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Any of it.
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Anybody.
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You know, Wayne,
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everyone I've met along the way,
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on this little journey
to find you,
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your principal, Orlando,
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that nurse that looked
after your father...
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For someone who
considers himself a loner,
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you've affected a lot of people
for the better, you know.
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And, no matter how bad life
treated you or betrayed you,
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from where I'm sitting,
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everything you do,
it's done out of love.
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And despite what you're
telling yourself right now,
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last I checked,
love is civilization.
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You're not the barbarian
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you imagine yourself to be,
young man.
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You don't know me.
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You know, when I was 11 years old,
my older sister ran away from home.
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I remember it was summer.
Hot as hell, too.
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Which made my parents fight a little
louder and meaner than normal.
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One Sunday morning,
I guess to beat the heat,
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my old man turns to us and says,
"We're going to Skate Barn,"
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which I knew to be a family roller
skating establishment out near Randolph.
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So, while my remaining sister and
myself taught each other how to skate,
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my parents sat back at the half wall,
not speaking a word to each other,
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drinking lemonade
and smoking cigarettes,
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and faking a weak smile and a thumbs
up every time we would roll by.
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And when we got tired, we wobbled in,
came off the floor onto the carpet,
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and we found that my father
had laced up a pair of skates.
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He looks at my mother and says,
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"I'm gonna take a turn."
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My father was a hard man, Wayne.
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He's nobody you would ever
describe as graceful.
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But my sister and I
stood at that half wall.
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We watched as he just sort of
drifted slowly back on the hardwood.
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He gave us a nod like that and put
his head over his right shoulder,
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got into a crouch,
just enough to push off
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like it was in some sort of
goddamn dream.
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We watched our father just
explode with pure speed
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out into the current
of all those other skaters.
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Just weaving effortlessly
in and out of everybody.
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And then we watched him
accelerate into the far corner.
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He dropped his shoulder,
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and his legs just crossing over and through
each other like a racehorse like that.
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He seemed to know where everybody
was, and his hands were so beautiful.
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Just brushing the air like that.
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Here's this man who
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tore through life
like a racquetball.
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My pop.
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Turned Fred Astaire.
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Just in tune with everything.
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And then my father turned
around and doubled his speed,
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and came up to that gap
in the wall
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and stepped up onto the
carpet breathing hard.
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But I swear to God,
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not that hard.
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That night our mother
took us into the bathroom
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and she turned on both sinks
to make a wall of sound,
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and she told us
the marriage was over.
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And years later, I found out
that, before and between the wars,
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my old man was
a competitive skate dancer,
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a different man,
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a man who one day stopped
lacing up those skates
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and succumbed to a world
and a family and a life
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he may have never wanted
to begin with.
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What did your dad do?
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After?
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Last I heard,
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he was selling incense
on the beach somewhere.
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I guess what I'm trying
to tell you, Wayne,
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is you haven't laced
your skates up yet.
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And maybe this madness
will continue, and maybe not.
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And who knows,
this sweet Delilah...
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Maybe she's
your pair of skates, huh?
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I hope to see you
back home in Brockton, Wayne.
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I really do.
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Go ahead, little pussycat.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Man.
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Those animals, they ain't trained.
People can get hurt.
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Oh, yeah? Well, maybe next time you'll
rethink your return policy, bitch.
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Jesus Christ.
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Jesus Christ!
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Where the fuck is he,
you orange bucket of wine?
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Look what you made me do. You
made me drop my pinot grigio.
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Are you kidding me?
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Aw, look at the sad drunk.
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Costco isn't open today,
you bitch!
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Where the fuck is he?
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You know, the son you abandoned?
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You fucking remember him?
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You just abandoned him
and you're giving me shit?
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Go fuck yourself.
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What are you doing?
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No...
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Don't you dare.
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There's a picture of me and John Stamos
on there that I have not backed up yet.
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Where is he?
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He got arrested. He's
at the police station.
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What did he do?
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And if he's there, what the
fuck are you doing here?
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Look, I didn't ask him
to come here, okay?
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You assholes coming down here
and messing with my life!
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I got Calvin in jail. Again.
Thank you very fucking much.
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You know what? Fuck this.
Give me your goddamn keys.
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To my house? No.
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To the car you stole,
you fucking dunce.
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I don't have the keys. Or
the car, for that matter.
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The police took it
when they took Wayne.
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Now why don't you guys go
get the fuck out of here
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before I call the cops
because you're trespassing.
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You know what? Fuck this.
I'm gonna go get it myself.
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Del.
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Del!
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Hey.
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Who the fuck are you?
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I... I'm Tommy Cole.
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From Hagler. Hagler High?
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No, I don't remember you.
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- Were you always bald?
- What?
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We graduated the same year. We had,
like, a dozen classes together.
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I don't remember you.
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Butthole Tommy Cole.
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Butthole Tommy Cole!
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Hey.
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Just trying to help.
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Butthole Tommy Cole. Get
the fuck off my property.
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Your dog looks like
it's gonna croak.
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Maybe take it to the
woods or something.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, no. Lucky?
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Lucky, are you okay?
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My God, this is not happening.
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Okay. Where's the closest
veterinarian?
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- Out here?
- Yes.
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Yeah, no. We're in fuck nowhere.
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Oh, you know what? There is
this, uh, retired animal doctor.
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I think he maybe
takes meth for payment?
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Fucking Florida.
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You're not gonna die.
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I'm not gonna let you die.
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You're gonna be fine,
Lucky, okay?
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You're gonna be fine.
It's gonna be okay.
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Yo, hold up.
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The dog is preggo.
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- What?
- You see the nipples on that thing?
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Momma dog's about to have
some puppies.
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Yeah, not on my fucking patio,
it's not.
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Ocala Police Station.
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- There is a Komodo dragon in my yard.
- Wait, what?
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A Komodo dragon. What the
hell is a Komodo dragon?
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A puma? No, wait.
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I can't understand
what you're saying.
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Where are you?
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A kangaroo?
254
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,874
What? You shot it or you didn't?
255
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,743
Okay, we'll be right down.
256
00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:47,646
Was that you shooting
the kangaroo just now?
257
00:15:47,679 --> 00:15:51,250
All right, listen, everybody. We have
a full scale 10-91b in Ocala County.
258
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,718
I need all units
in the parking lot right now.
259
00:15:53,751 --> 00:15:55,153
This is not a drill. Let's go.
260
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:57,322
Darren, you hold down the fort.
261
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,625
And keep an eye on that kid.
262
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,593
I got it.
263
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,661
That is some
disgusting-ass shit.
264
00:16:03,695 --> 00:16:08,634
Okay, it says, "Once you see the
grayish sack falls from the vulva..."
265
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:11,703
Man, everybody gonna be throwing
up in this motherfucker.
266
00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:13,472
Here.
267
00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:17,242
I had to wrestle a Puerto Rican woman and
her daughter on Black Friday for these,
268
00:16:17,275 --> 00:16:20,913
so don't say I ain't done
nothing good for nobody.
269
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,281
It's okay. Okay.
270
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,617
I'm just gonna
take you down slowly.
271
00:16:26,217 --> 00:16:28,287
I see the grayish sack.
272
00:16:29,087 --> 00:16:30,522
Oh, hell. No, no, no.
273
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,932
All right, all right, everybody,
274
00:16:31,956 --> 00:16:33,316
give her some room!
It's happening!
275
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:39,374
Good thing you love soup, with
your jaw being wired shut and all.
276
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:42,034
Mmm. Yeah, fuck you, dude.
277
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,711
Look, I know that's
the drugs talking, Jay,
278
00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:47,038
but if it means something
to you, I love you too.
279
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:49,341
I said fuck you, dude.
280
00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:51,143
Jesus.
281
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,512
Drugs do not agree
with you, my friend.
282
00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,082
Huh. What's going on here?
283
00:17:00,218 --> 00:17:02,053
I need units in front and back.
284
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:08,060
What's the situation?
285
00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:11,530
Bunch of wild animals
running around Ocala.
286
00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:15,567
We've got reports of a lion,
large snakes, an ostrich...
287
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:16,885
It's a puma!
288
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,672
Fuck! It's a fucking puma.
289
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,941
It's a fucking puma. Help me.
290
00:17:22,974 --> 00:17:24,142
Help me!
291
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:25,410
Fucking help me!
292
00:17:25,443 --> 00:17:26,278
Fuck!
293
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,347
I was really hoping
for the ostrich.
294
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,383
- Hmm.
- We're gonna need an ambulance at 1078.
295
00:17:34,252 --> 00:17:36,789
I don't want excuses.
Get it done.
296
00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:40,342
Wait. Who's watching Wayne?
297
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:05,150
Can I help you with something?
298
00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:07,152
Yeah.
299
00:18:07,185 --> 00:18:10,521
I'd like to get
my 1979 Trans Am.
300
00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:11,723
Oh. Uh...
301
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:14,426
Vehicle is now
in impound evidence.
302
00:18:14,459 --> 00:18:16,528
It's being shipped back
to Brockton, Massachusetts.
303
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,297
Well, that's all right, then.
304
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:22,201
Why don't you just go ahead
and call me an ambulance?
305
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:23,567
For who?
306
00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:27,439
You.
307
00:18:29,006 --> 00:18:32,878
Get the fuck out of here. Talking
about impounding and shit.
308
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,748
Motherfucker.
309
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,795
Oh. Hey, now.
310
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:53,632
Wayne.
311
00:18:54,031 --> 00:18:55,334
Reggie.
312
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,537
Tied up like a goddamn animal.
313
00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:06,478
Hey, you ever watch
Animal Planet?
314
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:11,717
Did you know that hyenas don't
have any brothers and sisters?
315
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:13,818
You know why?
316
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:19,424
Because when they real small, in the
litter, fighting for they momma's titty,
317
00:19:19,457 --> 00:19:23,194
well, you see, the toughest
baby hyena, see, he, uh...
318
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:26,030
He kill his brothers
and sisters.
319
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,802
More titty time for hisself.
320
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:38,343
Now I know you ain't gonna
stop coming for my car,
321
00:19:38,376 --> 00:19:41,446
so I'm gonna have to
make you stop.
322
00:19:41,479 --> 00:19:44,883
Make sure you don't come back
for that titty.
323
00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:48,753
I don't care
about the car no more.
324
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:49,921
Bullshit.
325
00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:51,590
I don't.
326
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:52,724
You can have it.
327
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,727
Are you trying to reverse
my psycholology and shit?
328
00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:58,497
Because I ain't biting.
329
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,770
Motherfucker.
330
00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:07,706
What the fuck?
331
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,544
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
332
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,550
I need a knife to cut the cords!
333
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:19,751
I'm gonna faint.
334
00:20:19,784 --> 00:20:22,386
- Uh...
- I swear to God, this is child abuse, man.
335
00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:23,689
- Shit.
- Disgusting.
336
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,024
Okay, if you use these,
then I gotta throw them away,
337
00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:27,368
and I got them off
an infomercial,
338
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,936
so I don't know if
they're avail no more.
339
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,295
I'll buy you a better set!
340
00:20:30,328 --> 00:20:32,598
Everybody's ruining
all my nice things.
341
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,304
Is that a puppy head coming
from out of a dog's ass?
342
00:20:39,337 --> 00:20:41,639
It's not a dog's ass.
That's a...
343
00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:43,225
Pussy! Ass! Bitch!
344
00:20:44,809 --> 00:20:46,844
I'm gonna fucking
kill you, motherfucker.
345
00:20:51,115 --> 00:20:52,650
Motherfucker.
346
00:20:57,889 --> 00:20:59,257
No.
347
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,693
What the fuck?
348
00:21:01,726 --> 00:21:02,894
Fuck.
349
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:14,940
So we're doing this?
350
00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:16,875
Are we doing this?
351
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:19,278
My dick is hard.
352
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:22,614
Why?
353
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:24,716
Because...
354
00:21:25,316 --> 00:21:26,585
You know...
355
00:21:29,053 --> 00:21:30,489
You know what I meant.
356
00:21:33,191 --> 00:21:34,826
Fuck you, motherfucker!
357
00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:38,497
Let's do this, bitch.
358
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:42,400
Okay, there's one.
359
00:21:42,433 --> 00:21:44,035
- Grab it.
- No, don't touch that.
360
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:46,671
The mother will probably
reject it if it smells you.
361
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:48,474
Tell her you got to push.
362
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,242
How? I don't know
how to speak dog.
363
00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,552
Just google it.
364
00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:55,347
Come on, girl. You gotta fight!
You gotta push.
365
00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:57,215
Push. Push.
366
00:21:57,248 --> 00:21:59,084
Orlando, help me. Push.
367
00:21:59,117 --> 00:22:00,352
- Push.
- Push.
368
00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:02,653
No. No, like a dog.
Push, push, push.
369
00:22:02,687 --> 00:22:04,623
- Push, push.
- Push, push.
370
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,792
She's doing it. Push. Push.
371
00:22:22,907 --> 00:22:24,476
Hey, you fucking bitch.
372
00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:26,778
Show me what you really got.
373
00:22:31,215 --> 00:22:32,651
Sure.
374
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:03,948
What the fuck?
375
00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:12,858
You motherfucker!
376
00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:16,094
You're fucking dead now,
Boston boy.
377
00:23:16,127 --> 00:23:17,996
I'll fucking kill you!
378
00:23:18,029 --> 00:23:20,098
Hey!
379
00:23:21,098 --> 00:23:22,833
No biting, bitch.
380
00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:47,659
Fuck you!
381
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:02,140
Oh, shit!
382
00:24:03,308 --> 00:24:05,176
Oh, fuck yeah!
383
00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:08,546
This puppy isn't breathing and
Lucky's not doing anything about it.
384
00:24:08,579 --> 00:24:09,890
It says this is common. Listen.
385
00:24:09,914 --> 00:24:11,549
- "When a puppy isn't healthy..."
- Yeah.
386
00:24:11,582 --> 00:24:13,651
- "...the mother will reject it."
- No, no, no.
387
00:24:13,684 --> 00:24:15,487
No, no, no.
No doggy deaths today.
388
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,221
Not here. Not now.
Not on my watch.
389
00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:18,723
Tell me what to do.
390
00:24:18,756 --> 00:24:21,076
It just says the mother will
bite through the amniotic sac.
391
00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:24,228
Oh, shit.
392
00:24:24,262 --> 00:24:26,464
What? No. What are you do... No!
393
00:24:26,497 --> 00:24:27,749
No! No!
394
00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:29,000
No.
395
00:24:29,033 --> 00:24:30,635
- Fuck you.
- Oh, no.
396
00:24:30,668 --> 00:24:32,169
- Fuck you!
- No. Fuck!
397
00:24:32,203 --> 00:24:33,638
- No. No.
- No. No.
398
00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:36,173
Stop! That shit's nasty, man!
399
00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:38,476
No. Stop!
400
00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:40,478
- Oh, God!
- Don't!
401
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:44,315
Oh, shit!
402
00:24:44,348 --> 00:24:49,020
Give me one second, motherfucker.
Just looking for some fucking bullets.
403
00:24:51,956 --> 00:24:54,125
Whoo! Here we go.
404
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:55,493
Fuck yeah!
405
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,462
Found 'em!
406
00:24:58,496 --> 00:25:00,431
You're fucked now, motherfucker.
407
00:25:01,799 --> 00:25:04,503
This is some fucking
Call of Duty shit right here.
408
00:25:06,204 --> 00:25:09,006
I know what I'm getting myself
for Bad Motherfuckers Day.
409
00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:17,158
♪ I got a man
who makes me wanna kill
410
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,751
♪ I got a man
who makes me wanna kill
411
00:25:19,784 --> 00:25:22,253
♪ I got a man
who makes me wanna, uh
412
00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:24,990
♪ I got a man
who makes me wanna kill ♪
413
00:25:29,927 --> 00:25:34,866
Get the fuck away
from my boyfriend.
414
00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:41,139
Hey, dummy.
415
00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:42,774
Hey.
416
00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:43,942
Okay.
417
00:25:55,352 --> 00:25:57,022
You're pretty, aren't you?
418
00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:02,894
You shoulda never
fucked with Reggie.
419
00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:08,933
Fucking dead now, bitch.
420
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,243
What?
421
00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:21,746
What was that?
422
00:26:21,779 --> 00:26:23,814
What are you trying to say?
423
00:26:23,848 --> 00:26:26,817
Suck on Wayne's hammer,
you hillbilly motherfucker.
424
00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:27,851
Huh?
425
00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:43,168
You all right?
426
00:26:44,569 --> 00:26:46,037
I'm fine.
427
00:26:49,173 --> 00:26:51,275
Oh, fuck.
428
00:26:51,309 --> 00:26:52,427
Oh, fuck.
429
00:26:53,578 --> 00:26:56,047
Oh... Your elbow's
out of your arm skin.
430
00:26:56,081 --> 00:26:58,449
Oh, my God.
That's fucking disgusting.
431
00:26:58,483 --> 00:26:59,651
I'm fine. I'm fine.
432
00:26:59,684 --> 00:27:01,119
Okay, we gotta get out of here.
433
00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:03,554
Car keys are
in his jacket pocket.
434
00:27:03,587 --> 00:27:04,789
Fuck.
435
00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:08,026
I got 'em. Here.
436
00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:09,644
Okay. Come on. Watch his feet.
437
00:27:13,998 --> 00:27:17,035
All right, careful. Okay.
438
00:27:29,113 --> 00:27:31,349
Careful. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
439
00:27:41,025 --> 00:27:42,326
We're gonna go to the hospital.
440
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,696
I ain't going to the hospital.
They'll arrest me.
441
00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:47,098
Buckle the fuck up.
442
00:27:59,410 --> 00:28:00,779
I did it.
443
00:28:01,712 --> 00:28:04,115
They're all breathing.
They are all alive.
444
00:28:04,782 --> 00:28:06,685
Thank you, universe.
445
00:28:08,786 --> 00:28:10,755
I'm gonna name all four of you.
446
00:28:12,257 --> 00:28:13,557
Argus,
447
00:28:13,590 --> 00:28:14,926
Artemis,
448
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,262
Amadeus,
449
00:28:19,063 --> 00:28:20,732
Apricot.
450
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,302
You sure are cute, Apricot.
451
00:28:25,269 --> 00:28:26,838
Glad we didn't drown you.
452
00:28:27,338 --> 00:28:28,338
Me, too.
453
00:28:36,514 --> 00:28:40,251
You know, when Wayne was
little, if I left the house,
454
00:28:40,284 --> 00:28:44,121
he would just stand in the front
window and he would just...
455
00:28:44,155 --> 00:28:47,324
Oh, he will just cry and slobber
456
00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:50,260
and bang his head against
it until I came home.
457
00:28:51,862 --> 00:28:53,297
Yeah, even if
I was gone for, like,
458
00:28:53,331 --> 00:28:56,334
four hours or five hours, he
would just refuse to move.
459
00:28:57,101 --> 00:28:58,969
Mmm-hmm.
460
00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:02,840
I think Wayne always knew
that I was gonna leave him.
461
00:29:12,783 --> 00:29:18,189
You know, you could still
be something to him.
462
00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:22,961
Yeah.
463
00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:30,801
Hey.
464
00:29:30,834 --> 00:29:32,036
It's okay, my bad.
465
00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:33,972
Shouldn't have had
all them Percocets.
466
00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:38,542
♪ It's all here
467
00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:42,913
♪ Now, it's all here
468
00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:46,884
♪ Now, it's all here
469
00:29:46,918 --> 00:29:50,221
♪ Now it's always been here
470
00:29:52,023 --> 00:29:54,592
♪ It's all right
471
00:29:54,625 --> 00:29:57,829
♪ Now it's all right ♪
472
00:29:59,163 --> 00:30:01,800
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
473
00:30:02,099 --> 00:30:03,501
Okay.
474
00:30:03,534 --> 00:30:05,469
Okay. Yeah.
475
00:30:05,502 --> 00:30:07,271
Okay, I'm gonna say something,
476
00:30:07,304 --> 00:30:09,541
and I never said it to nobody
but my mom and my dad.
477
00:30:09,574 --> 00:30:12,643
But I'm saying because I
want to, because I fucking...
478
00:30:12,677 --> 00:30:14,612
I fucking...
479
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,413
Don't you fucking
laugh at me, okay?
480
00:30:16,447 --> 00:30:19,750
Don't fucking laugh at me.
I'll be so fucking...
481
00:30:19,783 --> 00:30:21,928
Don't you fucking say it back,
either, because if you say it back
482
00:30:21,952 --> 00:30:24,889
then I'm gonna think you're
saying it because I said it,
483
00:30:24,922 --> 00:30:26,958
and fuck that shit, okay?
484
00:30:27,591 --> 00:30:28,993
You hear me?
485
00:30:32,263 --> 00:30:33,348
Wayne, I fucking...
486
00:30:33,349 --> 00:30:34,432
I love you, Del.
487
00:30:35,266 --> 00:30:37,435
♪ It's always there with you
488
00:30:37,468 --> 00:30:41,239
♪ You are what I need
489
00:30:43,074 --> 00:30:44,209
Del!
490
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,894
Get the door.
491
00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:07,898
Hey, sis.
492
00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:09,367
Put her on your shoulder.
493
00:31:09,834 --> 00:31:10,868
Easy.
494
00:31:10,902 --> 00:31:11,969
Del...
495
00:31:12,002 --> 00:31:13,004
Got her?
496
00:31:13,005 --> 00:31:14,005
Got her.
497
00:31:16,307 --> 00:31:17,307
Del...
498
00:31:35,259 --> 00:31:39,363
Guess you thought you could
count me out, hmm, handsome?
499
00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:41,399
Think you're Brad fucking Pitts.
500
00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:43,301
You ain't Brad Pitts.
501
00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:45,636
I ain't that kind
of motherfucker.
502
00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:48,406
Hey, what do you say, huh?
503
00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:49,840
Nose for a nose. Hmm?
504
00:31:55,179 --> 00:31:58,483
Hey, good luck
not dying, motherfucker.
505
00:32:26,143 --> 00:32:29,580
♪ I've been standing up
like a tree
506
00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:33,451
♪ The birds in the sky
made a home out of me
507
00:32:33,484 --> 00:32:36,620
♪ Walking this road
Trying to carry this load
508
00:32:36,653 --> 00:32:41,326
♪ You know sometime
everybody gotta fall down
509
00:32:43,027 --> 00:32:47,231
♪ Say, now, everybody
gotta fall down sometime
510
00:32:47,264 --> 00:32:50,935
♪ Everybody gotta fall
511
00:32:50,968 --> 00:32:54,972
♪ Everybody gotta
fall down sometime
512
00:32:55,005 --> 00:32:58,443
♪ Great God,
everybody gotta fall
513
00:33:01,345 --> 00:33:05,550
♪ You know that your best
friend has also gotta fall ♪
514
00:33:07,185 --> 00:33:08,919
Unbelievable.
515
00:33:08,953 --> 00:33:11,022
What the fuck
you looking at, bitch?
516
00:33:16,126 --> 00:33:19,297
♪ Everybody that you know
517
00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:24,135
♪ And everybody that you
ever seen they gotta fall
518
00:33:25,836 --> 00:33:28,706
♪ Gotta fall
519
00:33:29,707 --> 00:33:33,010
♪ Say, now
everybody gotta fall down
520
00:33:33,043 --> 00:33:36,314
♪ Sometime
everybody gotta fall ♪
521
00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:42,120
I'll be shitting
on you, motherfucker!
522
00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:08,812
♪ We walk the streets at night
523
00:34:08,845 --> 00:34:10,948
♪ We go where eagles dare
524
00:34:10,981 --> 00:34:13,350
♪ They pick up every movement
525
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,952
♪ They pick up every loser
526
00:34:15,986 --> 00:34:18,355
♪ With jaded eyes and features
527
00:34:18,388 --> 00:34:20,958
♪ You think they really care
528
00:34:20,991 --> 00:34:24,128
♪ I ain't no goddamn
son of a bitch
529
00:34:24,161 --> 00:34:26,397
♪ You better
think about it, baby
530
00:34:26,430 --> 00:34:29,200
♪ I ain't no goddamn
son of a bitch
531
00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:32,670
♪ You better
think about it, baby ♪
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