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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,815 --> 00:00:17,083 Fuck. 2 00:00:40,973 --> 00:00:43,209 I'm fine. It's gonna be okay. 3 00:00:47,079 --> 00:00:48,448 Fuck out. 4 00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:51,017 My fucking house, bitch! 5 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:52,285 Fuck you. Fuck... 6 00:00:58,458 --> 00:00:59,559 Dad? 7 00:01:16,742 --> 00:01:17,844 Fuck! 8 00:01:29,855 --> 00:01:31,357 Wait, wait, wait. No. No! 9 00:01:42,034 --> 00:01:43,603 Please. 10 00:01:44,603 --> 00:01:46,239 No. No! 11 00:01:46,472 --> 00:01:48,474 No! 12 00:02:23,275 --> 00:02:25,712 Hey. Excuse me. 13 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,816 You gonna kill yourself? 14 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,351 No. 15 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:32,819 You gonna steal some shit? 16 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,254 Yeah. 17 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:36,055 I gonna steal the goddamn pool water. 18 00:02:36,088 --> 00:02:39,826 Why the hell does a community swimming pool need a security guard anyway? 19 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:44,130 So kids don't break in and kill themselves or steal some shit. 20 00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:46,332 Yeah, well, you don't gotta worry about that. 21 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:53,639 You must be having one shitty night if this is the best place you could find. 22 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:56,342 Shitty couple of years, but who's counting? 23 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:03,783 If you grab some of them foam kick boards and towels over there, 24 00:03:03,816 --> 00:03:07,553 there's a really good place for you to sleep off whatever mess you're in. 25 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:10,523 Keep your mitts off the pool chemicals and your ass on dry land. 26 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:14,260 I don't need to be rescuing nobody in my good chinos. You hear me? 27 00:04:08,814 --> 00:04:11,083 Morning, coffee boy. 28 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:13,319 Oh, don't worry. I got you a bowl, too. 29 00:04:37,009 --> 00:04:39,345 Oh, shit. Look at that. 30 00:04:39,378 --> 00:04:40,747 It must be my lucky day. 31 00:05:00,966 --> 00:05:02,501 No milk? 32 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:03,970 Don't do moo juice. 33 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:08,273 Hurts your tummy? 34 00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:10,610 You know it comes from cow titties, right? 35 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:16,049 You scared of titties? 36 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:19,385 Lactose intolerant, motherfucker. 37 00:05:19,952 --> 00:05:21,688 So, it hurts your tummy. 38 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:24,656 So, you come all this way to eat my fucking cereal 39 00:05:24,690 --> 00:05:27,527 or 'cause you miss your momma or some shit? 40 00:05:28,727 --> 00:05:31,631 Or should I say, my momma. 41 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:33,966 That stupid... God. 42 00:05:36,969 --> 00:05:38,070 Morning, Momma. 43 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:40,939 Uh, I made your coffee for you the way you like. 44 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:46,012 Uh, excuse me, but that alligator took a crap on my front lawn again, 45 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:47,747 so just go clean that up, please. 46 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:04,597 I swear to God, Reggie's special needs. 47 00:06:05,731 --> 00:06:07,500 You know, when he was a kid, 48 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:09,544 we used to have to not take him to the beach no more 49 00:06:09,568 --> 00:06:11,103 'cause all he would do is eat sand. 50 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,873 Just scoop after scoop. Could hear it crunching in his teeth. 51 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:15,541 Like, disgusting. 52 00:06:15,574 --> 00:06:16,892 That's why he's got gold teeth? 53 00:06:16,893 --> 00:06:18,210 Nah. 54 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:20,446 He just likes looking like an asshole. 55 00:06:20,479 --> 00:06:24,250 Oh, I put some clean towels in your room for you. 56 00:06:24,283 --> 00:06:26,386 And I put a couple in for your girl. 57 00:06:27,185 --> 00:06:29,021 Um. Um... 58 00:06:29,054 --> 00:06:30,723 She don't need none. She's... 59 00:06:34,226 --> 00:06:35,428 She's gone. 60 00:06:39,731 --> 00:06:41,767 You ever take me to the beach? 61 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,136 Oh... 62 00:06:47,172 --> 00:06:48,508 What are ya making? 63 00:06:48,974 --> 00:06:49,974 Oh. 64 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,779 So, I got my own candle business. 65 00:06:53,812 --> 00:06:57,316 And, um, I sell them at swap meets. 66 00:06:57,349 --> 00:06:59,151 I got erotic and non-erotic scents. 67 00:06:59,184 --> 00:07:02,555 They're the same, they just got different names. 68 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,223 - I like this one. - Yeah? 69 00:07:04,256 --> 00:07:05,691 It smells like a tree. 70 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:07,493 Yes, this is the woodsy one. 71 00:07:07,526 --> 00:07:09,796 I love it. You got very good taste. 72 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:13,398 You know, I told Calvin that I need more space 73 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:16,035 for my candles and whatever. It's like... 74 00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:17,469 Like a workspace, right? 75 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:21,674 And he said, "Oh, no. I need that extra bedroom for my man cave." 76 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:23,742 Pfft! 77 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:26,512 He got a flat screen TV last year, still sitting on the floor. 78 00:07:26,545 --> 00:07:28,747 Man cave? Please. Right? 79 00:07:28,780 --> 00:07:30,983 More like a goddamn junk cave. 80 00:07:39,825 --> 00:07:41,960 You know, when you were a little baby, 81 00:07:41,993 --> 00:07:45,598 you wouldn't go to sleep unless I lit a candle in your room for you. 82 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:46,716 Really? 83 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:47,800 Yeah. 84 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:53,506 Mmm. 85 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:59,712 You know, I know it's gonna sound like some kind of, um, 86 00:08:00,846 --> 00:08:03,082 I don't know, excuse or something, 87 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:06,051 but I think things turned out the way they were supposed to. 88 00:08:06,084 --> 00:08:07,586 With you... 89 00:08:07,619 --> 00:08:10,056 You know, with your father and me coming here. 90 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:15,527 It's like... Your daddy can be some kind of hellion. 91 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:18,764 Just, the boozing and the fighting, it's... 92 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:21,133 Ugh! 93 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:24,337 So many neighbors would just, like, up and leave, 'cause... 94 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:26,305 Just after living near the guy too long. 95 00:08:26,338 --> 00:08:27,773 I kid you not, more than once, 96 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:29,542 leaving furniture and TVs behind 97 00:08:29,575 --> 00:08:31,777 just to get away from the son of a bitch quicker. 98 00:08:33,445 --> 00:08:38,718 Oh, he had the honor thing, the code or whatever. Just... 99 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:41,520 Right and wrong. 100 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,489 Everything. Just no grays, no middle. 101 00:08:43,522 --> 00:08:44,924 Everything is black and white 102 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:48,027 and he had all these ideas about how they should live 103 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,830 and, you know, how I should be and what I could be 104 00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:52,932 and what I should be. 105 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:57,102 Yeah. Lot of rules. Hard to live with. 106 00:08:57,135 --> 00:08:58,237 Hard to live with. 107 00:09:00,305 --> 00:09:04,577 You know, you don't gotta treat someone like shit and make them feel bad. 108 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:09,014 Like, Calvin, he can be like... 109 00:09:09,047 --> 00:09:11,250 Yeah, he could be like, whatever, but... 110 00:09:13,285 --> 00:09:15,688 He lets me be who I wanna be. 111 00:09:16,388 --> 00:09:17,790 Do what I want. 112 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:21,627 Just so long as my ass don't get too big. 113 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,730 Here. Take that. 114 00:09:24,763 --> 00:09:26,933 Just keep it in your room or something. 115 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,602 Maybe you'll sleep better. 116 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:37,042 Look, Zellwood! I win, bitch. 117 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,578 I didn't see any signs for Zellwood. 118 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:40,079 Yes, you did. 119 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:41,857 - You just passed it up. - I didn't see any signs. 120 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:43,458 - Yes, you did. - I didn't see any signs. 121 00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:46,952 And if there was a sign, the GPS lady would've said it, and she didn't. 122 00:09:46,985 --> 00:09:49,354 You didn't hear it because there's no service. 123 00:09:50,822 --> 00:09:53,392 What's the plan anyway, when we get to Ocala? 124 00:09:53,425 --> 00:09:55,044 How the hell do we find Wayne? 125 00:09:55,045 --> 00:09:56,662 I'm sure there'll be a trail of blood. 126 00:09:56,695 --> 00:09:58,630 Man, you gotta think positive. 127 00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:00,599 You know, I knew Wayne's mom back in the day. 128 00:10:00,632 --> 00:10:04,503 She kept her name when she married Wayne's dad. What was it? 129 00:10:04,536 --> 00:10:09,274 She was off. I mean, she was... She was really kind of scattered. 130 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:10,543 Great legs, though. 131 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:12,578 Please don't tell me you trying to hit Wayne's mom. 132 00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:14,613 All right, don't worry. She's not my type. 133 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,182 Then what type is your type? 134 00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:22,989 I only date, or better, want to date 135 00:10:23,455 --> 00:10:24,757 black women. 136 00:10:25,457 --> 00:10:27,226 For real? 137 00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:29,128 You never dated a white woman before? 138 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,997 Oh, no, thank you. 139 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:32,131 Is that racist? 140 00:10:32,964 --> 00:10:34,466 I think. 141 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,168 But it is a good racist, right? 142 00:10:37,469 --> 00:10:39,671 I gotta remember what her name was. 143 00:10:39,704 --> 00:10:40,739 What was her name? 144 00:10:40,772 --> 00:10:43,008 The last name was something Irish. 145 00:10:43,041 --> 00:10:44,610 McGuinness? 146 00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:46,283 Whoa! Watch out for the dog! 147 00:10:56,388 --> 00:10:57,757 No, no, no, no. 148 00:10:57,790 --> 00:10:59,325 No, no, no, no. 149 00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:00,393 Where's the dog? 150 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:02,928 Where's the dog? 151 00:11:03,528 --> 00:11:05,898 No. No. 152 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,599 No, no, no, no, no, no. 153 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:08,800 Yeah, it's cool. 154 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,936 You don't have to worry about me, I'm good. 155 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,204 Not again! 156 00:11:17,809 --> 00:11:19,712 I guess your airbags don't work, huh? 157 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,352 What the fuck you doing? 158 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,224 Anyone ask you to do that? 159 00:11:32,257 --> 00:11:34,760 No, but she asked you to 160 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,129 and you didn't, so... 161 00:11:48,173 --> 00:11:50,075 You see what that fucking kid did? 162 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:52,911 The alligator shit on the neighbor's lawn again? 163 00:11:52,944 --> 00:11:56,849 No, the other fucking kid. 164 00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:00,419 No. What? 165 00:12:00,452 --> 00:12:04,423 He hung up some shelves for your fucking candle crap. 166 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,893 In my fucking TV room. 167 00:12:07,926 --> 00:12:12,030 Oh, yeah? That's kinda sweet, huh? 168 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,767 In my fucking TV room, Maureen. 169 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,203 You want me to ask him to hang your TV? 170 00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:20,506 Jesus fucking Christ. 171 00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:22,391 Don't you fuck with me. 172 00:12:22,392 --> 00:12:24,243 I was just playing with you, Calvin. Christ. 173 00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:26,212 He needs to go. 174 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,346 Come on, Cal... 175 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,516 Come on, he just got here. 176 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:32,351 Then what? Are you gonna fucking... 177 00:12:33,585 --> 00:12:35,287 take care of the kid, Maureen? 178 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,655 I was young then. 179 00:12:36,688 --> 00:12:38,190 Things could be different now. 180 00:12:38,223 --> 00:12:39,968 You gonna be a good little fucking mommy now? 181 00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:41,860 Bring him into the fucking house? 182 00:12:41,893 --> 00:12:45,030 Move him into my fucking TV room? 183 00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:47,566 I'm sorry, but, uh... 184 00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:51,303 Regardless of how inconvenient this might be for you, 185 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:54,840 he's still my fucking kid. 186 00:12:54,873 --> 00:12:57,409 I pay the bills. 187 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:02,514 Your part-time candlewick fucking bullshit ain't enough to support you or him. 188 00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,650 So, you got two fucking choices. 189 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:08,454 Get him the fuck out of here or you get the fuck out of here with him. 190 00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:15,795 I'm goddamn cursed. 191 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:19,998 I'm on a mission to save Wayne. 192 00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:22,100 Somebody should be saving him from me! 193 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,768 Remember that scene in Terminator 2 194 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:26,238 when all the innocent kids are on the playground 195 00:13:26,271 --> 00:13:31,743 and then this nuclear bomb detonates into a wave of hellfire 196 00:13:31,776 --> 00:13:38,150 and just scorches everyone and everything into ash and skeletons? 197 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,923 I'm the nuclear bomb in Terminator 2. 198 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,894 I got nothing left. 199 00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:52,114 Hey, you got AAA? 200 00:13:52,115 --> 00:13:53,199 Nope. 201 00:13:54,599 --> 00:13:56,302 That expired a long time ago. 202 00:14:02,307 --> 00:14:03,408 Was that you? 203 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:04,609 Huh? 204 00:14:04,642 --> 00:14:05,978 That wasn't you? 205 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,313 No, man. 206 00:14:11,449 --> 00:14:14,053 Hey, doggy, doggy, doggy. 207 00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:32,738 ♪ It was a nice girl 208 00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:35,174 ♪ And they loved her In the town 209 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,044 ♪ It was a nice girl 210 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:47,453 ♪ But there always Is the kind of man 211 00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,955 ♪ Likes to teach a nice girl What he can... 212 00:14:49,988 --> 00:14:51,357 It's time for you to go. 213 00:14:54,826 --> 00:14:56,028 Thought we was friends. 214 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,529 You're skeeving out the moms. 215 00:14:57,562 --> 00:14:59,398 The only thing worse than an angry white woman 216 00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:01,199 is an angry white woman with a baby. 217 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,135 I ain't losin' my job over this. 218 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:07,138 Come on, now, be cool. 219 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,741 I don't want to have to escort you from the premises. 220 00:15:09,774 --> 00:15:11,509 Don't fucking touch me! 221 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,045 Oh! You gotta go now. 222 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,484 ♪ But there always Is the kind of man 223 00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:20,552 Hey! Hey! 224 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,056 ♪ Likes to teach a nice girl What he can 225 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,124 Hey! 226 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:26,925 Little girl! 227 00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:30,228 ♪ She was a nice girl 228 00:15:30,261 --> 00:15:33,999 Did you just piss in my motherfucking pool? 229 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:37,202 I'll fuck you for this. 230 00:15:41,105 --> 00:15:43,475 Wait till I catch you... 231 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,882 I heard all this pounding and I thought 232 00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:53,252 Reggie locked himself in the bathroom again. 233 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:58,022 Glad to see that somebody's actually doing some work around here. What! 234 00:15:58,056 --> 00:15:59,358 Just tryin' to do my part. 235 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:03,195 Come on, this actually looks really good. 236 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:07,266 Wow. Wow, wow. 237 00:16:10,735 --> 00:16:11,737 Yeah. 238 00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:21,046 So, tomorrow's the, uh, third Thursday of the month, 239 00:16:21,079 --> 00:16:23,515 and I've got this big swap meet in Tampa 240 00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:25,417 that I gotta get ready for. 241 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,285 I could help you with it. 242 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:30,355 Oh, no, no. No, no, it's okay. It's okay. You've done enough. 243 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:33,391 You've done so much around here. 244 00:16:33,424 --> 00:16:36,995 Uh, I just gotta separate the erotic from the non-erotic. 245 00:16:37,028 --> 00:16:38,664 What does "Nipple" smell like? 246 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,300 Smells like peach. 247 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,335 You know, they're all just peach. 248 00:16:46,738 --> 00:16:48,307 Yeah, I just, um... 249 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,443 I gotta find my ribbons. You know, okay, and I gotta start 250 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,380 loading up the car. So, you know... 251 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,882 - Are you mad? - What? 252 00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:58,917 That I unpacked the candle stuff? 253 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,186 No. No. I'm not mad. 254 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:05,357 It's gotta, you know... I just gotta get moving, is all. 255 00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:07,626 When you comin' back? 256 00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,231 Yeah, um... 257 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,401 So, that's the thing. 258 00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,271 When I go, you gotta go, too. 259 00:17:24,409 --> 00:17:25,477 Did you... 260 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:30,616 You thought you was gonna like "stay here" stay here? 261 00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:36,454 Okay, yeah. I mean, if it was my house, of course, sure. 262 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:40,792 But, you know, it's Calvin's, so I don't really have that kind of a say. 263 00:17:40,825 --> 00:17:46,065 Plus, uh, I think you don't really wanna stay here, right? 264 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,269 Uh... You know, I don't... 265 00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:52,304 I don't make the decisions, honey. 266 00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:56,375 Okay, sweetie? I don't make those decisions. 267 00:17:58,643 --> 00:18:00,646 You shouldn't call me that no more. 268 00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:14,326 Maybe you should've gone after that girl, huh? 269 00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:17,129 What do you care? 270 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,230 You didn't even like her. 271 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,765 Should be best friends, though. 272 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,335 Seeing how you both like taking off on everybody. 273 00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:25,471 I've thought a lot about 274 00:18:27,839 --> 00:18:31,143 what woulda happened, okay, if things had been different. 275 00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:39,451 But your dad never came after me. 276 00:18:39,484 --> 00:18:41,487 Maybe 'cause he didn't have a car. 277 00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:47,326 Come on, Jesus! 278 00:18:48,493 --> 00:18:51,329 Oh, Wayne... Come on, what are you doing? 279 00:18:51,362 --> 00:18:54,233 Stop it, please! It doesn't have to be like this. 280 00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:57,903 Come on! 281 00:18:57,936 --> 00:19:00,405 Oh. God damn it. 282 00:19:00,438 --> 00:19:04,175 You know what? You're all fucking the same. 283 00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:07,746 You're all the same. I got nothing to say to this. 284 00:19:58,563 --> 00:20:00,966 I knew you was a fucking red-hander. 285 00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:10,074 I'm tellin' ya. This is a sign. 286 00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:11,486 Yeah, a sign you can't drive. 287 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,979 We're gonna find Wayne. I can feel it. 288 00:20:15,346 --> 00:20:17,549 I don't know if you've noticed, Orlando, 289 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:23,555 but I have a tendency to see things in a generally hopeless and dreadful, 290 00:20:23,588 --> 00:20:25,756 "cup half-full of shit" type of way. 291 00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:30,662 But gone are the days of my bread falling buttered-side down. 292 00:20:30,695 --> 00:20:33,464 I feel like we're actually driving towards something. 293 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:35,400 Driving towards what? Car is holed up. 294 00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:37,378 You know what I'm saying. Moving towards something. 295 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,271 I think the dog feels it, too. Ain't you, boy? 296 00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:40,638 What are you gonna name it? 297 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,450 Is it gonna start with an "A" like all the other ones? 298 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,676 No, I'm gonna try something different this time. 299 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,412 I like food names. Muffin. Donut. 300 00:20:47,445 --> 00:20:49,481 McNugget. My brother's cat name is Fajita. 301 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:51,617 McNulty! That's Wayne's mom's name. 302 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,284 Maureen McNulty! 303 00:20:53,317 --> 00:20:55,253 How could I forget that? 304 00:20:55,286 --> 00:20:57,255 - Maureen McNulty. - Maureen McNulty. 305 00:20:57,288 --> 00:20:58,957 Ocala, Florida. 306 00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:00,491 We gotta find a phone book. 307 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:01,876 What's a phone book? 308 00:21:01,877 --> 00:21:03,227 Seriously? 309 00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:06,264 It's the thing you use to find people. 310 00:21:06,297 --> 00:21:08,633 Do you mean this? I already got her address. 311 00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:12,236 And her Etsy. Apparently, she makes sexy candles or some shit. 312 00:21:13,938 --> 00:21:15,340 Oh, man. 313 00:21:15,373 --> 00:21:16,975 We're gonna find you, Maureen. 314 00:21:23,481 --> 00:21:24,716 Twenty-five dollars. 315 00:21:24,749 --> 00:21:25,817 For what? 316 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:26,885 Departure change fee. 317 00:21:27,585 --> 00:21:29,554 I don't fucking have 25 bucks. 318 00:21:29,587 --> 00:21:32,557 Neither do I. Sucks, doesn't it? Next. 319 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:47,806 I can call a lift right now. 320 00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:50,284 But I doubt that they're gonna let that flea-infested dog in their car. 321 00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:53,220 Well, if they don't, I'll just tell them it's my emotional-support animal, 322 00:21:53,244 --> 00:21:57,282 and if they still don't, I'll just fucking sue them for discrimination. 323 00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:59,084 They can't, you know... 324 00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:02,754 Del Luccetti? 325 00:22:10,494 --> 00:22:13,097 Okay, I got ya. I got ya. 326 00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:16,068 Wait. 327 00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:20,538 You're my fucking principal. 328 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:22,306 Yes, I am. 329 00:22:23,693 --> 00:22:25,043 That's fucking weird. 330 00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:41,860 You know how sick I am of hearing stories about your fucking dad? 331 00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:49,667 Your momma, 332 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,037 she starts sucking on that box of wine 333 00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:57,042 and all the sudden it's the fucking Legend of Wayne McCullough hour. 334 00:22:58,242 --> 00:23:00,612 What the fuck do I have to be jealous of? 335 00:23:00,645 --> 00:23:02,280 Hmm? 336 00:23:02,313 --> 00:23:04,416 She's up here givin' me that ass. 337 00:23:04,449 --> 00:23:07,219 And he's, well, you know... 338 00:23:07,252 --> 00:23:08,553 He ain't lying. 339 00:23:10,321 --> 00:23:12,624 Our rooms are right next to each other. 340 00:23:15,593 --> 00:23:18,129 All fucking night. 341 00:23:18,162 --> 00:23:23,468 But if you think I need any more reminders of that piece of shit 342 00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:26,004 coming around here, 343 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:30,441 fucking with my fucking TV room! 344 00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:32,110 Trying to jack my fucking ride. 345 00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:43,622 Come here, coffee boy. 346 00:23:45,356 --> 00:23:46,725 Oh, yeah. 347 00:23:47,859 --> 00:23:49,427 Stop fucking moving. 348 00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:51,529 Let's see how this fucking smells. 349 00:23:51,562 --> 00:23:52,764 Ooh! Yeah! 350 00:23:53,464 --> 00:23:55,000 Whoo-hoo! 351 00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:57,903 Yeah. Hold the fuck still! 352 00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:04,576 What the... 353 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,478 - What? - Who the fuck is that? 354 00:24:08,246 --> 00:24:09,747 This whole country's going to shit. 355 00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:10,782 Don't go nowhere. 356 00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:17,956 Whatever shit you're selling, I don't need it or I already got it. 357 00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:20,826 Sergeant Geller. Brockton Mass. Police Department. 358 00:24:21,926 --> 00:24:23,929 You're a long way from your shit-hole. 359 00:24:25,063 --> 00:24:27,298 You must be Calvin Clay. 360 00:24:27,331 --> 00:24:30,501 Two counts of felony vandalism to an RV. 361 00:24:30,535 --> 00:24:32,537 Three counts of aggravated assault... 362 00:24:32,571 --> 00:24:35,673 Several counts of public urination. One at a yogurt shop. 363 00:24:35,706 --> 00:24:38,676 They said my coupon was expired, so fuck 'em. 364 00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:40,679 We're looking for a boy named Wayne McCullough. 365 00:24:41,512 --> 00:24:42,981 Son of Maureen McCullough. 366 00:24:43,548 --> 00:24:45,050 Your girlfriend. 367 00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:48,954 She's the registered owner of a 1979 gold Trans Am. 368 00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:52,791 That one. 369 00:24:56,127 --> 00:24:58,496 I'm just fucking with you. Wayne McCullough! 370 00:24:58,530 --> 00:24:59,614 I know that motherfucker. 371 00:24:59,615 --> 00:25:00,698 Yeah, he's... 372 00:25:00,731 --> 00:25:02,567 He's hanging around here somewhere. 373 00:25:09,273 --> 00:25:10,275 Fuck. 374 00:25:12,143 --> 00:25:13,445 Reggie. 375 00:25:13,478 --> 00:25:14,545 Whoo! 376 00:25:14,578 --> 00:25:16,047 Adios, motherfucker. 377 00:25:22,921 --> 00:25:23,922 After you. 378 00:25:28,592 --> 00:25:31,062 Get your boys. And a car with a bigger trunk. 379 00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:48,179 Thanks for the shirt. 380 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,314 All good. 381 00:26:01,692 --> 00:26:03,427 I can't do this anymore. 382 00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:05,163 The dog will eat the leftovers. 383 00:26:05,796 --> 00:26:07,298 Fuck the dog. I'll eat 'em. 384 00:26:07,331 --> 00:26:08,833 I'm not talking about that. 385 00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:11,670 I wanna go home. 386 00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:15,373 Well, it's a free country, but I gotta save my boy. 387 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:18,008 And what? Bring him back to Brockton? 388 00:26:18,042 --> 00:26:19,327 There's nothin' there for him. 389 00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:20,611 Yes, there is. 390 00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:23,548 I mean, sure, he got kicked out of school, and his house burned down, 391 00:26:23,581 --> 00:26:25,817 and his dad is dead. 392 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,353 Burned up in that house that he burned down. 393 00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:30,422 But he's got us. 394 00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:31,456 Yes, he does. 395 00:26:31,489 --> 00:26:32,957 He wants to be with his mom. 396 00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:35,927 Look, Wayne's in danger. Ya pops is all hopped up on vengeance. 397 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,296 And them crazy bat-swinging brothers of yours, well... 398 00:26:38,329 --> 00:26:42,333 Don't worry. As long as Wayne's with his ma, nobody's fucking with him. 399 00:26:42,366 --> 00:26:46,838 That place is like a white trash fortress of meth-heads and crocodiles. 400 00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:48,340 Nobody's getting in there. 401 00:26:49,174 --> 00:26:50,342 He doesn't need us. 402 00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:53,878 Any of us. 403 00:26:56,414 --> 00:26:57,882 Can you just take me home? 404 00:26:59,917 --> 00:27:00,952 Please. 405 00:27:06,991 --> 00:27:08,760 You're certain you want to do this, huh? 406 00:27:09,427 --> 00:27:10,862 Yeah, I wanna do this. 407 00:27:13,931 --> 00:27:14,966 Well... 408 00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:18,670 If we're really gonna do this... 409 00:27:28,546 --> 00:27:31,850 No need to sully our Tommy Bahamas. 410 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,692 You're gonna fucking regret this, man. 411 00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:44,495 Regret's a funny thing, isn't it? 412 00:27:46,097 --> 00:27:48,499 You know, in the summer of '93, 413 00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:51,402 I taught English overseas in Thailand. 414 00:27:51,436 --> 00:27:55,040 A place where I would unexpectedly fall in love. 415 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,442 His name was Anaruk. 416 00:27:58,275 --> 00:27:59,944 It was a deep love, 417 00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:03,447 the likes of which I've never again experienced. 418 00:28:05,282 --> 00:28:10,054 Unfortunately, that love would be taken for granted, 419 00:28:10,087 --> 00:28:13,157 as he set me up for a crime I did not commit. 420 00:28:14,726 --> 00:28:19,230 A crime that cost me 817 days on Satan's Pillow, 421 00:28:20,331 --> 00:28:22,567 a brutal Thai prison. 422 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:26,704 Look, man, you had some queer experience in another country. 423 00:28:26,737 --> 00:28:29,874 Big fucking deal. I did time, too. 424 00:28:29,907 --> 00:28:34,012 Lucky for you, not the kind I did. 425 00:28:48,525 --> 00:28:50,261 In order to survive the horrors 426 00:28:50,294 --> 00:28:55,333 and the ultra-violence of a murder-hole like Klong Prem, you had to fight, 427 00:28:56,434 --> 00:28:58,236 oftentimes to the death. 428 00:28:59,203 --> 00:29:02,072 It's there I learned my mantra, 429 00:29:02,106 --> 00:29:06,077 "To regret deeply is to live afresh." 430 00:29:07,645 --> 00:29:09,347 Thoreau. 431 00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:14,319 So, unless you've had a change of heart, son, let's begin the unfortunates. 432 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:21,926 I got this. 433 00:29:24,228 --> 00:29:28,199 All right. Well, this is good. We're doing the right thing. 434 00:29:28,232 --> 00:29:30,935 Wayne found his mom. We found you. 435 00:29:30,968 --> 00:29:33,704 I found this little fuzzball. We're all very lucky. 436 00:29:35,139 --> 00:29:37,275 You know what? I'm gonna call you "Lucky." 437 00:29:38,811 --> 00:29:40,311 Huh? I'm going to call you "Lucky." 438 00:29:40,344 --> 00:29:44,148 Well, Lucky looks like he's gotta lift his leg or something, so, 439 00:29:44,181 --> 00:29:46,518 I'm gonna pay this bill. Come on, buddy. 440 00:29:47,685 --> 00:29:48,920 Come on, Lucky. 441 00:29:51,222 --> 00:29:54,025 Jury's still out on whether or not that's going to be lucky for Lucky. 442 00:29:54,892 --> 00:29:56,995 He kills dogs. It's a whole thing. 443 00:29:59,364 --> 00:30:00,398 What's wrong? 444 00:30:01,599 --> 00:30:03,834 I wasn't thinking about him. Shut up. 445 00:30:03,868 --> 00:30:05,636 Sound like you are. 446 00:30:05,669 --> 00:30:07,572 How'd you guys meet? Wayne. 447 00:30:08,406 --> 00:30:09,808 I sold him some cookies. 448 00:30:10,641 --> 00:30:12,443 Oh! 449 00:30:12,476 --> 00:30:15,013 So, you're "Cookies." 450 00:30:16,914 --> 00:30:19,083 Why'd you come all the way to this shit-hole? 451 00:30:19,116 --> 00:30:20,952 I didn't think Wayne had any friends. 452 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:23,020 Oh. Me and Wayne go way back. 453 00:30:23,054 --> 00:30:25,723 I pissed off some dudes who were gonna break my arms. 454 00:30:25,756 --> 00:30:28,059 But being a plan-hatching motherfucker, 455 00:30:28,092 --> 00:30:30,395 I hired the craziest dude in town to watch my back. 456 00:30:31,296 --> 00:30:32,397 Shortly after that, 457 00:30:33,564 --> 00:30:35,066 he came to me to return the favor. 458 00:30:37,768 --> 00:30:39,270 You know how to do computers? 459 00:30:39,303 --> 00:30:42,974 Wayne's just like a caveman when it comes to anything electronic. 460 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:44,459 He's like Encino Man. 461 00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:45,910 Right? 462 00:30:45,943 --> 00:30:47,745 Anyways, let me tell you the story. 463 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:51,850 Wayne found this kid was being blackmailed with a video, so he came to me. 464 00:30:52,516 --> 00:30:54,385 We found the guy pretty quick. 465 00:30:54,418 --> 00:30:56,797 Went through all his shit to make sure the video was deleted for good. 466 00:30:56,821 --> 00:31:00,625 It's gone from the Cloud, all his phones, laptops, everything. 467 00:31:01,525 --> 00:31:02,594 We should be good to go. 468 00:31:13,571 --> 00:31:15,706 No. No, please, no! 469 00:31:21,112 --> 00:31:22,580 What the hell was on that video? 470 00:31:23,481 --> 00:31:24,916 Some girl's mother. 471 00:31:24,949 --> 00:31:28,987 She was trying to put her shoe on, falling down, it's all fucked up. 472 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,991 High, drunk, cracked out... 473 00:31:33,657 --> 00:31:35,193 Pretty sad shit, really. 474 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:39,364 Twenty bucks a week, bitch. Or your ma goes viral. 475 00:31:40,765 --> 00:31:42,133 Come on. Pay up. 476 00:31:45,503 --> 00:31:47,338 Holy shit. 477 00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:50,341 You're "Blackmail" and "Cookies"? 478 00:31:51,475 --> 00:31:52,977 Damn. 479 00:31:53,011 --> 00:31:55,813 Wayne's been looking after you for, like, years. 480 00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:06,357 My boy Wayne. 481 00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:10,145 What did you do? 482 00:32:10,146 --> 00:32:11,429 I didn't do shit. 483 00:32:14,799 --> 00:32:16,199 Come on! 484 00:32:20,871 --> 00:32:22,106 Fucker! 485 00:32:47,064 --> 00:32:48,466 Motherfucker! 486 00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:58,343 No! 487 00:33:00,845 --> 00:33:02,613 Motherfucker! 488 00:33:18,929 --> 00:33:20,698 No, no, no, no, no, no. 489 00:33:34,045 --> 00:33:35,313 Stay down. 490 00:33:40,951 --> 00:33:42,153 Thanks. 491 00:33:43,854 --> 00:33:45,556 I gave you a second chance. 492 00:33:46,257 --> 00:33:47,658 You won't get a third. 493 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,428 You're under arrest. 494 00:34:17,988 --> 00:34:19,190 Next on Wayne... 495 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:20,574 Are you kidding me? 496 00:34:20,575 --> 00:34:21,925 Where the fuck is he? 497 00:34:21,959 --> 00:34:23,393 You know, the son you abandoned? 498 00:34:23,427 --> 00:34:25,171 He got arrested. He's at the police station. 499 00:34:25,195 --> 00:34:28,699 Florida police have agreed to transport you back to Brockton if you'll co-operate. 500 00:34:28,732 --> 00:34:30,143 There ain't nothing there for me no more. 501 00:34:30,167 --> 00:34:32,903 I'd like to get my 1979 Trans Am. 502 00:34:32,937 --> 00:34:34,338 It is now impound evidence. 503 00:34:34,371 --> 00:34:35,849 It's being shipped back to Brockton, Massachusetts. 504 00:34:35,873 --> 00:34:37,751 Go ahead, little pussycat. Come on. 505 00:34:37,775 --> 00:34:41,712 Whoa, whoa, man, those animals ain't trained. People can get hurt. 506 00:34:41,745 --> 00:34:43,214 Tell her you gotta push. 507 00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:44,682 How? I don't know how to speak dog. 508 00:34:44,715 --> 00:34:45,900 What's happening? 509 00:34:45,901 --> 00:34:47,085 Let's do this, bitch! 36889

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