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What the fuck, bro?
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You think you can just cut me
the fuck off back there?
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You fucking asshole!
I'm fucking talking to you!
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Hey! Look at me, motherfucker!
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What the fuck?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Wait, wait, wait. No, look, man.
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I'm real sorry, man.
Don't fucking do it.
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I didn't mean to...
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That's a cute car.
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Is that your mother's car? You
have a safe fucking trip, yeah?
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Hey, how far is Ocala?
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- Nine hours, Daddy.
- Let's go get that motherfucker, yeah?
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- Motherfucker!
- Motherfucker!
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Fuck!
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Okay, guys, let's go.
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Come on.
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Oh. No. You never eat at a
table with the little kids.
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Kids do gross shit.
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They snot all over everything,
they touch their own assholes...
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It's fucking gross.
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I hate mushrooms.
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I'll eat your fuckin' mushrooms.
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You guys wanna see me down it?
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I'm hanging with a bunch
of pussies.
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Okay.
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So cool.
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Holy shit! I need water!
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That's not so hard.
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Why did you do that? Oh, my God.
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Are you crying?
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I need to pee.
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I bet you do.
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Shit. Truancy raid!
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All right! Y'all know the drill.
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And no cussing
on the way to the van.
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Huh? Let's go, girlie.
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Don't you fuckin' touch me.
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I don't even go
to your stupid school.
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You keep that up, and I'm gonna have
to call your parents, all right?
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- You, check her bag for contraband.
- Hey, give it back!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop that!
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What the fuck!
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Put me down! I don't go
to his fucking school!
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Not so tough now, are you?
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Where's the girl?
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Uh, I don't know which girl you mean, but
the truancy cops just raided this bitch.
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Who are you?
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I mean, kneeing that narc
in the balls like that...
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Move over Cate Blanchett, I think
I found my new spirit animal.
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Please tell me you're new here.
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I'm just on vacation,
or whatever.
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- In Richmond Hill?
- Why?
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Because mind ya own business,
that's why.
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- Oh! She's sassy.
- Okay.
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Is there some sort of way
we can bust out of here?
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Like a fucking fire alarm
we can pull, or something?
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You're low-key hilarious.
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This is lunch detention, not prison.
Plus, don't you need your bag?
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They'll give it
back to you later.
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But for now, we should
probably just chill
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- and wait to see what the snack is.
- Mmm-hmm.
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They feed you
during detention here?
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Don't worry, if it's bland,
we got some.
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Flamin' Cheetos
stashed over in Non-Fiction.
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So, you're hanging out with us
after school. That's a thing.
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Yep.
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Man! This hotel's is on
some four-star shit!
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I can use this fancy
lotion, right?
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Take it. Take the soap. Take everything.
I don't care.
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Don't people mingle
and shit at conferences?
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Should you get down there?
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Not yet.
I've got to get settled,
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gotta iron some shirts,
work on my speech...
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We could just bail
and get back to finding Wayne.
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No. Can't.
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The Superintendent is gonna
be following up on how I do,
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since she knows there's a
chance to get some grant money.
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How much cash we talkin'?
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I don't know. Enough to buy some
computers and other computer things.
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But I can't do anything
with the room like this.
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Oh, shit. You haven't even
started on your speech yet.
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What? Yes, I have. You don't...
What are you talking about?
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You're procrastinating.
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I do the same thing
when I have a big paper due.
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I'll clean my room, pick up those
tiny fuzz balls off my sweaters...
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I wrote it, okay? Basically.
It's all up here.
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Why don't you go relax
by the pool, downstairs?
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Because what's the point, okay?
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It doesn't even matter what I say.
We're never gonna get a grant.
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And even if we did,
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you know what those kids are gonna
do with the technology it buys?
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They're immediately
gonna break it,
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steal it, or pour
chocolate milk into it.
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So, what's the point?
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You know they have a sauna
down there, too, right?
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Maybe you're right. We
should brainstorm some ideas.
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What have you got?
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Dude, could you just go downstairs,
so I can watch my porn movies?
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Please get dressed.
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Hold up. How long
are you in town for?
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Are you doing anything tonight?
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Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Good call. Our
super lame-ass Spring Fling's tonight.
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Ugh! I'm not comin' to your weird dance.
I don't even go here.
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No, that doesn't matter. We can
bring whoever we want as dates.
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I am bringing this hot mess,
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but I'm thinking,
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we all go as a polyamorous
lezzy throuple, yeah?
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Can you imagine how hard they'd
shit their fucking pants?
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Look at how eeked out
this hoecake is already.
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See that?
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That's the international sign
for cunnilingus.
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Of course, you wouldn't know that because
you're dating a high school boy, right?
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How about you? You got anyone?
A guy? A girl?
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I don't know. I got a Wayne.
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What the fuck is "a Wayne"?
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Holy shit!
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Hey!
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I guess that's a fuckin' Wayne.
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Is this the boy you had
a little kerfuffle with?
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He means the dangerous criminal who
nail-gunned your hands to a van.
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Listen, when I talked
to the other cops,
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the guys who wore actual uniforms,
I told them everything I knew.
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Excuse me.
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Uh...
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So, I'm assuming the hiring circumstances
were similar to these gentlemen's?
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I didn't find him on Linkedln,
if that's what you mean.
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Did you pay him?
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Of course, I fuckin' paid him.
And this is what I get for it?
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Right.
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Well, that doesn't quite
add up now, does it?
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May I have my goddamn
phone back, please?
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Look, the kids are on the road, okay?
They need to eat.
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I know you want to think
he's some kind of angel,
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but if Wayne got desperate,
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we're gonna have serious
problems here.
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Welcome to the Fayetteville
Immigration Detention Center.
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Our menu options have changed.
For English press 1.
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You know, I came across
a gentleman in Massachusetts,
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who had the darnedest scheme.
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He'd hire workers with
questionable citizenship status,
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and at the end of the day,
instead of paying them,
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he'd turn them
in to Immigration.
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Now, I hate to be rude,
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so, allow me to translate for
our Spanish-speaking friends...
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I'm takin' you're not much
of a school-type, are ya?
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People didn't like me much.
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And I didn't like
them much back.
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Me, neither.
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I dunno.
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Schools are always gonna
be filled with boneheads.
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So's my house. At least, at
school, I got a decent lunch.
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I was actually good at it, you know.
I had a best friend...
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- I liked that pink soap.
- What?
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The soap in the bathrooms.
Smells clean.
156
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You got a weird thing
with smells, man.
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You ever even
read a book before?
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- Comics count?
- Jesus.
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I read a book before.
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- Yeah? What was it called?
- I don't remember.
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- What was it about?
- Werewolves.
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Figures.
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There was also a lady
who was part tarantula.
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Yeah, of course there was.
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I don't know, maybe it was
just our school that was shit.
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Maybe if we went someplace like
this place, it would be different.
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Dude, that was the tits.
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Mrs. Prince totally thought
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that your motorcycle
was like a small earthquake.
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She's like, "This is
what your drills are for!"
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Remember your training!"
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Trish and Jenny.
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- What's up?
- What's up?
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Um...
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- Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
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Okay.
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So, you are coming
to Spring Fling with us.
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Oh, yeah, 100%.
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And we may need to make
an entrance on your bike.
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Oh, my God! We should release
doves if we can find them.
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Like a stupid dance?
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With people dancing
to, like, stupid music?
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Um, exactly.
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But just for shits 'n gigs. To
rip on people, like, ironically.
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Talk shit on all the jocks
tryin' get it in.
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Don't ya need good clothes
to get into a stupid dance?
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00:11:05,530 --> 00:11:07,265
You know what?
Actually, it's cool.
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My dad's girlfriend...
Uh, we can go to my place.
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She has all these psycho-slut
dresses that we can try on!
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00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:15,508
Oh, my God, and we can pre-game.
Like hard.
191
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We're gonna pre-game.
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I don't know.
Maybe it'll be fun?
193
00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:20,021
But nothing they said
sounds like it.
194
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No, no, no. We voted. Um, seven to three.
You're going now.
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- See ya.
- See ya later, ladies.
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Maybe they'll have
that pink soap you like.
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- Give me one of your peppers...
- Go fuck yourself. Back off!
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For the love of Christ, will
the two of you shut the fuck up?
199
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Tryin' to see if these jag-offs
called about that demo job.
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Would you fuck off
with your sticky mitts!
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Fucking machine, man. It's a piece of shit.
It won't work.
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00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:52,511
- You hit seven?
- Hit seven, then the access number.
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What's the access number?
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- Carl, access number?
- I don't know.
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Oh, try Del's birthday.
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- July 20th.
- Twentieth. Right.
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Ha! Working.
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Hi, Mr. or Mrs. Luccetti?
Am I saying that right?
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This is Vice Principal Walsh
from Alabaster High.
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Give me some of your coleslaw...
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Your daughter got detention...
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She didn't have her student ID
and our system's down,
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but we found
your number in her bag.
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So, if you could come on in, help
sort this out, that'll be great.
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Unbelievable.
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I want some more sweet tea.
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- Shut the fuck up.
- Not before you clean your ear...
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Don't you fucking touch me!
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- Fuck you, Carl.
- Fuck you!
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- Fuck you, motherfucker!
- Fuck you, motherfucker!
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Whoa. I love your room.
222
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My dad's tragic taste in
girlfriends did not disappoint...
223
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Look at these.
Fucking Bridgette.
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What, did your dad meet her in a
slutty mental hospital, or something?
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Is this fox dead?
226
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Yeah, I took those. Even roadkill
deserves to be remembered.
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That's wicked weird.
228
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:09,088
Wait. "Wicked?"
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Like "wicked"
like, witch wicked?
230
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What? No, wicked like, really.
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Like if you see some dudes
struttin' down a street,
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you're gonna be like, "Look at that
jabroni, thinks he's 'wicked' hard..."
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00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,931
- What?
- Jabroni?
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Oh, honey, bless your heart.
235
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,669
Why does everyone
keep saying that?
236
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I don't know, it's Southern
for, "I'm judging you."
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Oh, Jesus.
238
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:32,744
Anyway, you should totally
sleep over tonight.
239
00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:35,047
And you should also come
to our school full-time.
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Oh, my God! Yes! Dude, it could
be like this all the time.
241
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:42,521
- Like The Three Wicked Bitches!
- Oh, my God.
242
00:13:42,554 --> 00:13:45,991
- So good.
- How do I look?
243
00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:48,928
I like you in
your regular clothes.
244
00:13:50,862 --> 00:13:52,106
You need something,
too, you know.
245
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:54,433
Dude, got you, got you.
246
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:59,405
Uh, yes. This is from
my dad's third wedding.
247
00:13:59,804 --> 00:14:01,173
Sheesh!
248
00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:03,775
I gotta go to the bathroom.
249
00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:05,810
Don't you like it?
It's got matching pants, too.
250
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,146
I don't care.
251
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:12,250
"And just like Middleweight
Champion Marvin Hagler,."
252
00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:13,952
Hagler High can take a beating.
253
00:14:13,985 --> 00:14:18,724
"That's why I believe we can be a
contender in the arena of education."
254
00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:20,191
Jesus.
255
00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:22,694
- Good Jesus, or bad Jesus?
- Bad Jesus.
256
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:25,864
If you can't talk up Hagler to
a bunch of nerdy-ass principals
257
00:14:25,897 --> 00:14:27,432
who are balls deep
into education,
258
00:14:27,465 --> 00:14:29,944
how do you expect to get through
to Wayne, a kid who hates school?
259
00:14:29,968 --> 00:14:31,103
What do you want me to do?
260
00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:33,405
Motivate me.
You gotta speak through here.
261
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:34,572
You're a friggin' principal.
262
00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:36,450
Tap into why you wanted to be
one in the first place.
263
00:14:36,474 --> 00:14:37,543
Honestly, I didn't.
264
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:38,877
I took a gym teacher temp job,
265
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,222
and next thing you know,
they made me Principal.
266
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,790
That's some white
privilege shit right there.
267
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,916
That's what I said.
268
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:46,284
Listen, you got two options.
269
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:48,253
Reach deep down inside
and come up with a speech
270
00:14:48,286 --> 00:14:50,923
that'll inspire people
to donate to our school,
271
00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:53,658
or, half-ass it, like you've
done your whole life,
272
00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:57,196
and steal a speech off the Internet
like your lazy-ass students do.
273
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:03,435
- I'm gonna go with B. The second thing.
- What the fuck!
274
00:15:03,468 --> 00:15:06,604
Speeches for Principal...
275
00:15:08,039 --> 00:15:13,578
"To lead is to listen.
To educate is to understand.
276
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:18,216
To inspire, you must be
more than a prince or a pal."
277
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,052
I like that.
278
00:15:22,587 --> 00:15:24,990
I'm using it.
279
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:46,512
Hey, Wayne! Can you grab
my hair clip out of my bag?
280
00:16:04,062 --> 00:16:06,598
What the fuck, Wayne?
You hear me?
281
00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:11,470
Oh, no, I need
more color than this.
282
00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:15,107
Gonna add some cilantro.
How's that look?
283
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,008
Shades of Robin Hood, really.
284
00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:19,244
- Cilantro?
- The boy.
285
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,379
Stealing from the rich,
helping the poor...
286
00:16:21,412 --> 00:16:25,550
Sarge, we've now seen cases
of arson, assault,
287
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:28,453
a hole where a motherfucker's
nose used to be,
288
00:16:28,486 --> 00:16:31,056
and you're still goin' on like
he's some type of choir boy!
289
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:39,331
Well, shit. You ain't
gained a pound!
290
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:43,401
- Night yoga, my friend. How's Connie?
- Good, good.
291
00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:45,870
She just self-published
a kids' book
292
00:16:45,903 --> 00:16:49,774
about a couple of seashells
learning to listen to one other.
293
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:54,880
Well, you gotta jiggle
the handle. Jiggle it hard.
294
00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:58,950
I wanna thank you for sleuthin'
out that construction business.
295
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:03,188
To think I was considerin' that
asshole for my kitchen remodel.
296
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:05,290
The reason I tracked
you down here...
297
00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:07,259
Mayor over in Fayetteville,
298
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:11,963
he's got every cop he can get out looking
for a maniac who assaulted his son
299
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:14,065
at a pit stop over in Fairmont.
300
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:16,768
Doused the kid in gasoline,
threatened to torch him.
301
00:17:16,801 --> 00:17:21,273
Guess what, this particular
maniac had a Boston accent.
302
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:23,208
I can't stop it.
303
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:27,112
- Well, get some more towels.
- Sorry, ran out already.
304
00:17:27,145 --> 00:17:29,580
- How fast is this thing flowing?
- 14...
305
00:17:29,614 --> 00:17:31,816
- Evidence room.
- Getting the evidence now.
306
00:17:31,849 --> 00:17:36,755
Damn, duty calls. Anything else
develops, I'll let you know.
307
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,562
All right, so, say we chalk this
up to a good kid having a bad week,
308
00:17:44,595 --> 00:17:47,198
and he's this Robin Hood-type
you think he is,
309
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,967
then what?
310
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,269
What are you hoping
to get out of this, Sarge?
311
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:53,004
I guess what I'm really
wondering is,
312
00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:54,448
do we need to protect
Wayne from the world,
313
00:17:54,472 --> 00:17:56,942
or do we need to protect
the world from Wayne?
314
00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:59,043
It's like trying
to photograph this pea soup.
315
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:01,379
No matter how many
filters I put on,
316
00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:06,318
it doesn't change the fact that
it still looks like baby shit.
317
00:18:07,819 --> 00:18:12,124
You know what'd pull these together?
Ladies' monocles.
318
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:14,026
You guys, about this dance.
319
00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:17,062
- Are we actually gonna dance?
- Ah, it depends.
320
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,831
Yeah, if a half dope song
comes on, I'll be like...
321
00:18:19,864 --> 00:18:22,467
Oh, yeah! It's my baby girl.
322
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:25,404
"Wicked" hot. Say it.
323
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,437
Wicked hot.
324
00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:28,473
What about you,
New England Clam Chowder?
325
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,342
- Oh, you want to see somethin'?
- Oh, yeah.
326
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,978
- All right, you wanna see something?
- Let's go.
327
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:34,213
- Del...
- Oh!
328
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:38,516
What the crud?
What took you so long?
329
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,486
- Where's my hairclip?
- Could we talk?
330
00:18:41,986 --> 00:18:43,789
Not here?
331
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:49,128
Dude, what the fuck
is wrong with this guy?
332
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:52,397
Hey, we're almost done.
333
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:56,101
Will you stop acting
like such a fucking weirdo?
334
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:57,469
I think you should stay.
335
00:18:57,502 --> 00:18:59,604
What? Yeah, we're staying
for the dance...
336
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,273
It's fine. I get it.
337
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:03,742
What the hell's wrong with you?
338
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:09,882
I just think if you want
to stay, you should stay.
339
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:12,885
So, where the fuck
are you going?
340
00:19:17,889 --> 00:19:19,167
You'll have more fun without me.
341
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,192
So, you're just gonna
fucking leave?
342
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:24,663
Real cool move, dick!
343
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,932
I'll see you later, then?
344
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,604
So, should I cancel our
P.F. Chang's reservation?
345
00:19:33,638 --> 00:19:36,475
They get real cunty
about last minute shit.
346
00:19:58,729 --> 00:19:59,965
Come on.
347
00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:07,506
Guys, be honest with me.
Is this too fucking much?
348
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,841
Nah, dude, we look so
fucking elegant right now.
349
00:20:09,874 --> 00:20:12,314
For real, we look like some top
shelf Helen Mirrens over here.
350
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,946
Dude, check out fucking Jeremy.
351
00:20:14,979 --> 00:20:18,850
Hey, dude, they have to
actually be into it, you chode!
352
00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:25,857
- Hey, you okay, lady bro?
- Yeah, man, fine.
353
00:20:43,641 --> 00:20:47,645
- Hey, you know Trish and Jenny?
- Yeah, man. I know them.
354
00:20:47,678 --> 00:20:51,550
Those two wild,
you know what I'm saying?
355
00:20:53,618 --> 00:20:56,254
- Can you give this to 'em?
- Sure, buddy.
356
00:20:56,287 --> 00:21:01,260
I can't promise anything right now.
I just got into some pretty dank nuggs.
357
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:06,531
That's pretty sweet, right? Every
Friday, it's the same thing.
358
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:09,501
They come here,
order their mushroom pizza.
359
00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:13,471
- I hate mushrooms.
- Yeah, so does he.
360
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:16,541
He hates the music in here,
the smell of the place.
361
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:18,776
He tells me every week
when she's not listening.
362
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:23,848
And I tell him, "Man, I can make your
pizza half mushroom, half cheese."
363
00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:25,016
But he wants it that way.
364
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:28,120
Just so he can pick them off,
and give them to her.
365
00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:29,554
Sacrifice, man.
366
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:38,897
Oh, hey, hey?
367
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:45,737
He may not be eating mushrooms, but
you know what he'll be eating later?
368
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:48,740
Vintage pussy.
369
00:21:57,248 --> 00:21:59,551
Best to watch
the evidence in here.
370
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:00,918
It's the only room
in the building
371
00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:03,688
not affected by our
unfortunate plumbing situation.
372
00:22:03,721 --> 00:22:06,491
You sure about that?
373
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,794
Sir, we need you
on the third floor.
374
00:22:10,428 --> 00:22:13,465
Look, fellas.
I gotta go. Good luck.
375
00:22:14,732 --> 00:22:17,869
All right, so, if we see
legit video proof of this kid
376
00:22:17,902 --> 00:22:21,106
on the verge of straight-up fiery
murder, I just wanna let you know that...
377
00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:23,909
Just hit it, Jay.
378
00:22:27,579 --> 00:22:31,717
- It's not him.
- That ain't him.
379
00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:36,288
Wait, that's the motherfucker
I tased!
380
00:22:38,323 --> 00:22:40,492
Being a leader
is sometimes messy.
381
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:43,528
Both for you and the people
who work for you.
382
00:22:43,561 --> 00:22:46,698
Maybe you're positive, you
know the right road to take.
383
00:22:46,731 --> 00:22:48,676
- Hey. What'd I miss?
- Hey, what are you doing down here?
384
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,868
I thought you wanted alone time.
385
00:22:50,902 --> 00:22:52,537
Turns out I only
needed three minutes.
386
00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:54,105
All right. Just be quiet.
I'm up next.
387
00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:56,474
To lead is to listen.
388
00:22:56,507 --> 00:22:59,010
To educate is to understand.
389
00:22:59,043 --> 00:23:03,715
To inspire, you must be more
than a prince or a pal...
390
00:23:03,748 --> 00:23:09,020
- Oh, for fuck's sake.
- Oh, no, no, no.
391
00:23:09,854 --> 00:23:11,356
He just steal
your stolen speech?
392
00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:13,625
Dumbass. Should've scrolled
to the second one.
393
00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:15,660
I don't have to look any further
394
00:23:15,693 --> 00:23:17,562
than watching my own
teaching staff in action.
395
00:23:17,595 --> 00:23:18,595
I am incredible...
396
00:23:30,508 --> 00:23:32,577
- Hey, you like football?
- No.
397
00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:35,580
Awesome, same.
Yeah, that's why I row.
398
00:23:35,613 --> 00:23:37,615
Oh, honey, bless your heart.
399
00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:39,510
- Who is that?
- That's fucking Wayne.
400
00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:43,348
Wayne! Wayne! Wayne! Wayne!
401
00:24:43,381 --> 00:24:48,253
Wayne! Wayne! Wayne! Wayne!
402
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:54,992
Whoa!
403
00:25:06,337 --> 00:25:07,706
Do you wanna dance with me?
404
00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:12,143
I don't know.
How sweaty are your hands?
405
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:39,838
Hey, how you doin'?
I'm, uh, Tom Cole.
406
00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:40,871
Uh...
407
00:25:40,905 --> 00:25:44,442
From Hagler High
in Brockton, Massachusetts.
408
00:25:44,475 --> 00:25:49,147
It's named after
Marvelous Marvin Hagler.
409
00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:54,886
The boxer? 1980s? No?
410
00:25:57,054 --> 00:25:59,757
When I was preparing
for this speech,
411
00:25:59,791 --> 00:26:04,328
someone told me to dig deep
and speak from the heart.
412
00:26:04,361 --> 00:26:08,900
So, I did some digging. And
you know what's in there?
413
00:26:08,933 --> 00:26:12,871
Hate. Lots and lots of hate.
414
00:26:14,772 --> 00:26:18,710
Hate for the kids,
my school, my job,
415
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:24,215
but, uh, mostly, for myself.
416
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:26,117
Then why are you here?
417
00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:29,353
The gentleman wearing slacks with
sandals would like to know why I'm here.
418
00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:32,991
And, obviously, it's because
I'm trying to get a grant.
419
00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:37,328
For some electronics that'll end up
being broken, stolen, or shit on.
420
00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:39,063
That's a true story, FYI.
421
00:26:39,096 --> 00:26:43,234
Last time we got tablets, someone
took an actual shit on one.
422
00:26:43,267 --> 00:26:45,136
So, now, we need new tablets.
423
00:26:45,169 --> 00:26:48,740
But you know where that shit comes from?
Your ass?
424
00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:51,876
No, it comes from us.
425
00:26:51,909 --> 00:26:55,413
It comes from the top.
And that shit trickles down.
426
00:26:55,446 --> 00:27:01,085
Hell, I can't even look
most of the kids in the eye.
427
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,020
Uh, because if I do,
428
00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:10,928
their snotty, pierced faces just
remind me that I'm failing them.
429
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:13,198
Maybe some of you
have given up, too.
430
00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:16,367
We know Sandals with Slacks
clearly has.
431
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,737
Okay, I mean, Jesus. I mean,
that's a bad Jesus, by the way.
432
00:27:19,770 --> 00:27:22,307
We know this guy has, okay.
433
00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:26,711
'Cause he stole that same
speech that I was gonna do.
434
00:27:26,744 --> 00:27:29,647
He stole it from the Internet.
435
00:27:31,215 --> 00:27:32,917
Sorry.
436
00:27:32,950 --> 00:27:36,721
So, alls I'm saying is,
we gotta work harder.
437
00:27:38,589 --> 00:27:40,759
Maybe we gotta change first,
438
00:27:41,726 --> 00:27:43,361
before we ask them to.
439
00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:49,834
So, buy 'em some fuckin' iPads.
440
00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:55,840
Thank you.
441
00:27:59,377 --> 00:28:04,049
- I thought we were wearing dumb stuff.
- What's dumb about that?
442
00:28:06,718 --> 00:28:09,487
Guess I did want to go for real.
443
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:10,988
Yeah.
444
00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:15,393
No, I, uh, just mean...
445
00:28:17,595 --> 00:28:19,730
Who even are we now?
446
00:28:19,764 --> 00:28:24,969
What are we gonna do
after we find that car?
447
00:28:25,002 --> 00:28:27,204
We haven't really
talked about that.
448
00:28:27,237 --> 00:28:33,978
Are we ever even going back to school?
Are we dropouts, now?
449
00:28:36,413 --> 00:28:38,183
I guess I just...
450
00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:44,522
I don't know, I thought maybe, I'd
never really have a chance to do this.
451
00:28:44,555 --> 00:28:46,257
So...
452
00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:51,296
I got scared.
453
00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:58,736
Seeing you at school,
with friends...
454
00:28:58,769 --> 00:29:02,773
You looked happy,
going to fancy houses...
455
00:29:02,806 --> 00:29:05,910
It was one house.
456
00:29:07,612 --> 00:29:13,784
I just don't want to take you
away from a life you might like,
457
00:29:13,818 --> 00:29:16,421
or maybe want, I don't know.
458
00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:19,857
It's not like I wanna stay...
459
00:29:19,891 --> 00:29:21,860
And even if...
460
00:29:23,728 --> 00:29:25,096
I don't know.
461
00:29:25,129 --> 00:29:28,866
No matter what I do, I wanna...
462
00:29:28,899 --> 00:29:32,270
I wanna do it with you,
or whatever.
463
00:29:32,303 --> 00:29:36,441
I don't wanna do it
with not you.
464
00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:41,846
You fuckin' idiot.
465
00:29:48,519 --> 00:29:49,587
Whoo!
466
00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:51,355
- Surprise!
- No!
467
00:29:51,388 --> 00:29:53,066
Back the fuck up, Delilah!
468
00:29:53,090 --> 00:29:55,392
- Get off of him!
- Get off me!
469
00:29:55,426 --> 00:29:56,994
Let me go!
470
00:29:57,027 --> 00:30:00,964
You fuckin' nuts? You come into my house,
you fucking bust up my television...
471
00:30:00,998 --> 00:30:02,634
A 32-inch fuckin' Zenith!
472
00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:03,944
You kidnap my fucking daughter!
473
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:06,003
Stop it! I fucking
chose to leave!
474
00:30:06,037 --> 00:30:07,738
Shut your fucking mouth,
Delilah!
475
00:30:07,771 --> 00:30:09,907
- They're beating up Wayne!
- Fuck you.
476
00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:16,915
Stop it! Stop it!
477
00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:20,485
- Daddy!
- Hold him. Hold him.
478
00:30:27,358 --> 00:30:30,694
- Motherfucker!
- Fucking stop!
479
00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:33,530
- Come here!
- Stop, Daddy!
480
00:30:35,499 --> 00:30:36,601
Nice shot.
481
00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:39,504
You take my fucking nose,
motherfucker. You pretty boy?
482
00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:40,904
Go get those goddamn
bolt cutters.
483
00:30:40,938 --> 00:30:42,707
Cannibal. We're
taking a nose with us.
484
00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:44,074
Huh?
485
00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:47,011
Get the fuck off of Wayne!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
486
00:30:49,814 --> 00:30:51,157
Let's go, bitch.
What the fuck you got?
487
00:30:51,181 --> 00:30:52,616
- Come on, motherfucker.
- Let's go!
488
00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:00,592
Jesus. You okay?
489
00:31:04,495 --> 00:31:05,563
Come on, we gotta go.
490
00:31:21,879 --> 00:31:23,014
Delilah!
491
00:31:29,753 --> 00:31:31,823
Suck on this,
you fucking scumbag!
492
00:31:31,856 --> 00:31:33,376
That's what you get
for fucking with...
493
00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:40,164
I think,
494
00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:44,768
if I were him,
fugitive state of mind,
495
00:31:46,337 --> 00:31:48,039
I'm probably tired and hungry.
496
00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:50,074
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
497
00:31:50,107 --> 00:31:52,376
If this is about soup, Jay,
we've got real problems.
498
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:53,577
No, I found the videos
499
00:31:53,611 --> 00:31:56,647
that the Luccetti boys have
been posting from their trip.
500
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,049
Look at their last post.
501
00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:04,622
Good God, what are those men...
502
00:32:04,655 --> 00:32:05,823
Stop, Daddy!
503
00:32:05,856 --> 00:32:08,993
- Is that Wayne?
- Yeah.
504
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,701
Christ on crutches.
505
00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:22,240
Shit! You were right. Maybe lil'
Robin Hood does need our help.
506
00:32:23,174 --> 00:32:24,175
Oh...
507
00:32:29,246 --> 00:32:30,581
Next on Wayne...
508
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:33,851
You got more gross color skin
than regular color skin.
509
00:32:33,885 --> 00:32:35,253
We gotta go to the hospital.
510
00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:37,655
- I don't take drugs.
- Just take it.
511
00:32:37,688 --> 00:32:40,724
- Why are you looking at me like that?
- I'm just happy.
512
00:32:40,757 --> 00:32:42,293
Your dad's in hospital.
513
00:32:42,326 --> 00:32:44,661
What's the status of his injuries?
He's dying.
514
00:32:44,695 --> 00:32:45,996
We need to stay alert, okay?
515
00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:48,099
He's here! He's in the hospital!
516
00:32:50,501 --> 00:32:51,602
Are those all dead?
517
00:32:51,635 --> 00:32:52,837
Are you guys dead?
518
00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:54,448
- Can you buy us booze?
- I got a fake ID.
519
00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:56,641
Can we just hurry
the fuck up, please?
520
00:32:56,674 --> 00:32:59,243
Do not get her pregnant.
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