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I ain't never been
this clean before.
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Not even when I was
born, I don't think.
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You weren't clean then neither.
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Ever seen a baby
when it first comes out?
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All bloody and covered
in mom goop.
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The shower gel's got mangoes.
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I know. And you know what
I thought I would hate,
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but turns out I don't?
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The way the dryer plays
the song when it's done.
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I like the dryer song.
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I know. It's like, "Here, I made
your clothes all warm for you",
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"now I'm gonna sing you
a lullaby," or whatever.
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Anything in there?
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No, not really.
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Some senator guy got a BJ
from another senator guy,
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bunch of people got E.
Coli shits from lettuce,
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and, uh...
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This whole section's
on "dining alfresco".
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- Is that French for eating naked or something?
- Uh-uh.
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No one's naked in the pictures.
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Here we are...
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Shit, it's Jeff.
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Your new life begins here.
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With original hardwood floors,
recessed lighting,
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and for the end of the day,
when we come together
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and remember why we do it all...
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The fireplace.
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Indulge.
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Let me invite you outside,
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to where nature
and our lives intertwine,
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on this spacious outdoor patio
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perfect for dining alfresco.
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Our laundry. The dryer's
gonna play the song!
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What the motherfucking fuck!
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It's Jay Ganetti,
aka "Cop a' Soup"
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and I'm heading down south.
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So get ready for soup pics
from 11 different states!
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I got 1,300 people watching.
You wanna say hi?
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Hard pass.
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Okay, we gotta go, y'all.
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Chow-da!
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- Soup pun.
- Uh-huh.
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We're not wearing uniforms?
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No. No uniforms today.
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It's you, me, and my friend,
Tommy Bahama.
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I thought it was just us.
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No, Tommy Bahama's the name of
the man who makes these shirts.
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I know, but why is he coming with us?
Is he rich?
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Jay, I was making a...
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Now, look, I think I was
pretty clear about this trip.
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You realize all of this
is off the clock?
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I know, but it's not like
we're going to Disney World.
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Unless...
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Unless, we going
to Disney World, Sarge?
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Well, we're gonna be traveling
out of our jurisdiction,
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so it'd be inappropriate
to be in uniform.
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You got any street clothes?
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No. I just got work clothes,
and I got comfies.
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What is all of this?
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This is my stuff for
my vlogs and my blogs, okay?
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Lights, selfie sticks,
couple of extra cameras.
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Here, take this one.
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Sarge, when was the last time
you took a vacation?
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And what is it
with this Wayne kid?
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Just got a gut feeling
about him.
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Just let a badge
at Florida handle it.
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That's what I'm afraid of.
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A boy like that gets put in the
system, they rarely get out.
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I figured I got
a second chance, Jay.
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It's my turn to
give somebody else one.
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Sounds like a bad seed to me.
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Well, we'll see.
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I just want to catch up with
him before everything else does.
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And her. The girl.
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Right. Her, too.
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They couldn't have gotten
that far on a dirt bike.
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We'll find him.
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And her.
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Right.
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Her, too.
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So, you got any
of our guys on this?
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No, sir.
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We're leaving Brockton
out of this.
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If you could buy any of these
houses, which would it be?
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The one with the big fuckin' tree,
or the one with all the flowers?
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I can't afford gas,
never mind a house.
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I know. But for fun,
if you could.
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I'll take any of 'em.
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I can't believe
that hooker lady robbed us.
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Yeah, we need to get money.
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Maybe we could
get jobs or something?
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Oh, yeah. Good idea.
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You go get your suit pressed
for your interviews,
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and I'll go grab my
college diploma real quick.
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We gotta get to Florida, so we can get
your car and get the hell outta Florida.
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We need to get gas
to get to Florida.
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Oh, hey, there's an idea.
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You know what
they're doin', right?
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Like, standing there?
100
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Wearin' hats? What?
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They're standing around waiting
for somebody to pick 'em up
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to help with
construction and shit.
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Day laborers.
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Best part about being a day
laborer is it's only a day,
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and you get paid cash.
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I ain't never done
construction before.
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Anyone can do construction.
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My brothers do construction and
they got half a brain between 'em.
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You get cash, we get gas,
then we go.
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Well, what are you gonna do?
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I don't know,
maybe have a hamburger,
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play some laser tag.
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Dude, I'm joking.
Don't worry about it.
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- You're not gonna...
- What?
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You're not gonna steal, right?
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I'm not gonna goddamn steal.
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Just gonna do what my
parents do when bills came.
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Sell some shit.
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I got my headphones. And this
necklace is like 14 karats.
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But your ma
gave you that necklace.
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Well, my ma taught me
how to survive, too.
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Which is ironic,
seeing how she's dead and all.
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Guess I'm off to work then.
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Hold up.
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So you don't get
sun cancer or nothing.
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I didn't steal it. It was free.
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Here.
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- You smell like a pack of Starbursts.
- Yeah.
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I wanna try a real mango now.
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If we get to Florida,
I'll get you a real mango.
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I'll see you back
at the house later.
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You, uh... Need me
to do a job for you?
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Don't get in that car, gringito.
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A different kind of job.
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Whoo!
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Be with you in a sec.
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I'm sorry. What were you saying?
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None of this is worth anything.
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Listen, I really
need some money.
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Yeah, me too, bitch.
141
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We were in a car wreck
and my husband...
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Had a cheap watch.
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I just need some
money to bury him.
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Please, if there's
anything that you could do,
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I'm really in a tight spot.
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Lady, this is a pawn shop.
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The people that come in here
with stuff generally aren't
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the "things are going
fucking great for me" types.
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It's sob stories like
yours all day long, so,
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again, no thank you.
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Hey. Go on, go to your ma.
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Do you at least got a tissue?
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There's some T.P. in the john.
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Come on, honey, let's go.
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Okay, kid.
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Let's see what you got.
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When that lady gets back
from the shitter,
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you're gonna tell her
you was wrong
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and her crap is worth
something after all.
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Excuse me?
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I saw that little, uh,
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fake ID and phony passport
factory you got back there.
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Sure the cops would
like to see it, too.
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Go ahead and call 'em. It'll
be gone when they get here.
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Oh, yeah? Will the picture
I took on my phone be gone
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by the time they get
here, dick-stick?
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Excuse me, ma'am.
168
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I've changed my mind about buying
some of your worthless junk.
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Thank you.
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Hey, I, uh, changed my
mind about buying this.
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Thanks, dick-stick.
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Whoa, back up.
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Back up!
174
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All right, I got a two-day job.
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I need five guys.
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- You got tools?
- Si.
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In the back.
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- You got tools?
- Si.
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00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:04,136
- You got tools?
- Si.
180
00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:06,806
- You got tools?
- Si.
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You got tools?
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Si.
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Oh!
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What the fuck did you do?
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Get your dumb ass
away from my car.
186
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Hey, I got this. I got this.
187
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Okay, you heard the boss.
Back to trabajo!
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Come on.
Yeah, I habla the Spanish.
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Tell him to get back to work, Steve.
It's all right.
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He's been in there
a while, right?
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He's gotta be three,
four beers deep by now.
192
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What the fuck do I know?
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00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:03,763
You figure five minutes a beer,
194
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piss breaks...
195
00:11:05,997 --> 00:11:08,009
- How the fuck long we gotta sit in here, fuck?
- Jesus!
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Let the man have a few
beers in peace, please!
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00:11:10,402 --> 00:11:12,805
His daughter's missing, he's
worried out of his gourd.
198
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,849
With everything he's going through,
you're gonna be the beer police?
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00:11:14,873 --> 00:11:17,476
- We could at least put on some tunes.
- Do not.
200
00:11:17,509 --> 00:11:20,179
We're not allowed to touch
Daddy's radio after last time.
201
00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:22,423
You know, I bet he doesn't even
remember our birthday tomorrow.
202
00:11:22,447 --> 00:11:23,815
Christ. Would you
shut the fuck up?
203
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:26,194
He's in there gettin' bombed. We
should be the ones celebrating.
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00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:28,463
You know, it's my birthday before yours.
You hear me complaining?
205
00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:30,989
Oh, that minute and 40 seconds
makes you so fucking mature.
206
00:11:31,022 --> 00:11:32,400
You know I had that cord
wrapped around my neck?
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You snooze, you lose.
208
00:11:34,993 --> 00:11:37,338
You know, we're gonna be sittin'
outside the hotel tomorrow doing nothin'
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'cause he's going to be
nursing his hangover.
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00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:41,734
Hey! I will not let you smear
the name of our father like this,
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00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:44,403
You know, there are only three
real men in Brockton, Mass.
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- One, Rocky Marciano.
- Oh, okay. Yeah. That's true.
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Two, Marvin Hagler.
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Three, our father.
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The man is a goddamn legend.
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- Fuck this, I'm getting my tunes.
- No, you're fucking not!
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What the fuck do you care?
218
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You're gonna make me an
acompliment after the fact.
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I'm getting my fucking tunes.
There we go.
220
00:12:11,062 --> 00:12:12,197
Ah.
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00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:14,166
Feels like a Jock Jams day.
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Jock Jams.
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- Thank you so much.
- See ya.
224
00:12:23,809 --> 00:12:26,278
Can I do anything
for you, my child?
225
00:12:26,311 --> 00:12:29,081
Yeah, uh,
don't go molesting nobody.
226
00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:40,959
What the hell?
This looks like shit.
227
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We're gonna have to
redo all of this.
228
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Idiota.
229
00:12:47,165 --> 00:12:48,400
Is that Spanish for idiot?
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All right, tell your
amigos it's quitting time.
231
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All right, amigos,
it's quitting time.
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I'll drop you
at the parking lot.
233
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You can go back to your casas, or
whatever Mexican for "shithole" is.
234
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:09,521
6:00 a.m. tomorrow.
You might wanna show up.
235
00:13:09,554 --> 00:13:11,023
It's payday.
236
00:13:11,523 --> 00:13:13,258
Gracias, senor.
237
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Hope chico de mierda
won't be here.
238
00:13:31,509 --> 00:13:32,912
Del?
239
00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,052
You fit in there?
240
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,395
What happened
to our secret knock?
241
00:13:41,419 --> 00:13:42,988
I'm tired. Sorry. I forgot.
242
00:13:43,021 --> 00:13:44,289
I thought you was Jeff.
243
00:13:44,322 --> 00:13:47,092
Nearly gave me
a frickin' coronary.
244
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:49,394
And by the way,
we gotta go to a funeral.
245
00:13:49,427 --> 00:13:52,197
- Who died?
- Some lady's husband.
246
00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:54,066
- From back home?
- From here.
247
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,133
You know people here?
248
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:56,935
No. I saw her at the pawn shop.
249
00:13:56,968 --> 00:13:59,137
This lady lost her
husband in a car crash.
250
00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:00,873
She ain't got no money
for a casket.
251
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,943
Anyway, we gotta go
to Henry's funeral.
252
00:14:04,976 --> 00:14:07,112
- Henry's the dead guy?
- It's his funeral, ain't it?
253
00:14:07,145 --> 00:14:08,322
And the lady invited you
to the funeral?
254
00:14:08,346 --> 00:14:10,515
Yeah, she was handin' out
invitations at the pawn shop.
255
00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:12,948
They were pretty. You should see.
I pinned one on the fridge.
256
00:14:13,685 --> 00:14:16,121
I'm kidding. Jesus.
257
00:14:16,154 --> 00:14:18,490
I gotta find something
black to wear.
258
00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:20,893
So you're gonna buy
a dress for a funeral
259
00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:22,427
for a guy you don't know
260
00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:24,129
because you saw this lady?
261
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,065
I'm confused.
262
00:14:27,098 --> 00:14:28,533
It's just sad, okay?
263
00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:29,734
And I think we should go.
264
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:32,037
What, you don't think people
being dead is sad now?
265
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:33,214
I think people
being dead is sad.
266
00:14:33,238 --> 00:14:35,073
So what's with
the interrogation?
267
00:14:35,106 --> 00:14:36,384
If you don't wanna,
you don't have to.
268
00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:37,910
I have to work.
269
00:14:39,577 --> 00:14:43,115
How was it?
Your day or whatever?
270
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:45,451
Everyone's not nice and I
think the boss hates me.
271
00:14:46,284 --> 00:14:48,387
That's good.
272
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,422
I ain't never been
to a funeral before.
273
00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:53,359
Not even for your ma?
274
00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:59,640
I know you think it's weird
that I want to go to a funeral.
275
00:14:59,664 --> 00:15:02,000
And maybe it is, but I want to.
276
00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:03,702
And I don't need you
to understand because
277
00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:06,305
maybe I don't understand,
either. Okay?
278
00:15:29,527 --> 00:15:32,097
Oh, man. Who did this?
279
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:37,703
If Eric sees this,
he's gonna flip shit.
280
00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:39,705
Look, you seem like an okay kid.
281
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,373
But you suck at this.
282
00:15:41,406 --> 00:15:42,550
Maybe you can do a lumber run.
283
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:44,476
Huh? You know
how to drive, right?
284
00:15:44,509 --> 00:15:46,611
No. I could figure it out.
285
00:15:46,644 --> 00:15:48,413
Jesus Christ, kid.
286
00:15:48,446 --> 00:15:49,982
I got a better job for you.
287
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:51,459
Since you're really good
at breaking shit,
288
00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:54,163
why don't you go tear down that
wall between the parlor and the den?
289
00:15:55,353 --> 00:15:56,455
Think you can do that?
290
00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,124
Yes.
291
00:16:02,193 --> 00:16:04,429
Nice birthday gift.
Goddamn lamp to my head.
292
00:16:04,462 --> 00:16:06,774
Serves you right for draining
the man's fucking car battery.
293
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:09,601
You had to have your precious tunes.
I fucking told you!
294
00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:11,612
I don't understand what you're
smilin' about to be honest, Ted.
295
00:16:11,636 --> 00:16:14,439
Okay? Now we gotta spend our birthday
getting this man a car battery,
296
00:16:14,472 --> 00:16:16,575
while he sleeps off
his fucking hangover.
297
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:18,343
You know what?
That's the last time
298
00:16:18,376 --> 00:16:19,720
I want to hear you talk
about the man's drinking.
299
00:16:19,744 --> 00:16:21,580
You know what, Carl?
I've had it up to here
300
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:23,348
with the disrespect
from you, to be honest.
301
00:16:23,381 --> 00:16:25,117
You know what?
302
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,285
I'm just saying this is
our special day. Okay?
303
00:16:27,318 --> 00:16:29,196
So that means we owe it to
ourselves to get something cool.
304
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:30,231
A couple forties or something.
305
00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:32,066
Hey, I count at least four
more lamp shades inside.
306
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:33,458
You want to add to that shiner?
307
00:16:33,491 --> 00:16:34,592
Fuckin' guy...
308
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:36,504
Who snuck you into that
Bruins game that one time?
309
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:37,696
He was wicked hammered.
310
00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:39,431
We got 86ed
first fucking period!
311
00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:40,732
Always with the black lining.
312
00:16:40,765 --> 00:16:42,605
Look, we'll get the
fuckin' battery, all right?
313
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,512
But we're going to Flappy
Jack's for free hotcakes first.
314
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,547
- It's our god-given right.
- We ain't getting shit.
315
00:16:46,571 --> 00:16:48,549
But Daddy always get free
hotcakes on his fuckin' birthday.
316
00:16:48,573 --> 00:16:50,042
All right, fine.
317
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:52,144
But only because
it's Daddy's tradition.
318
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,379
Tradition.
319
00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:56,315
Hotcakes and flapjacks. Yes!
320
00:17:06,424 --> 00:17:10,495
Whoa, whoa. I think
you found your calling.
321
00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:13,131
You're like the Hulk
Increible or something.
322
00:17:13,164 --> 00:17:15,267
Or Conan the Barbarian.
323
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,036
- Ah.
- Ho!
324
00:17:23,274 --> 00:17:25,110
What the fuck did you do?
325
00:17:25,143 --> 00:17:26,620
Did he tell you to demo
the parlor wall?
326
00:17:26,644 --> 00:17:27,979
I told him.
327
00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:31,817
That's not the parlor wall, it's
the fucking living room wall!
328
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,618
This is coming out of your pay!
329
00:17:33,651 --> 00:17:34,820
I told him to.
330
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:36,555
What's that, Pepe?
331
00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:37,589
Because of the mold.
332
00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:45,297
You should be thanking this guy.
333
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:47,699
Just...
334
00:17:48,633 --> 00:17:51,103
You fucking get back to work
335
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:52,771
and get the fuck out of my face.
336
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,825
Damn, girl!
337
00:18:13,858 --> 00:18:15,727
You're gonna knock
'em dead, sweetie.
338
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,629
Yeah, well, he's
already dead, so...
339
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,867
You are into some
weird shit, little.
340
00:18:33,444 --> 00:18:34,913
Hotcakes!
341
00:18:34,946 --> 00:18:37,682
Free hotcakes and two tap water.
342
00:18:37,715 --> 00:18:40,318
Let me know if you big spenders
would like some saltines
343
00:18:40,351 --> 00:18:41,853
or ketchup packets as well.
344
00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:44,256
This is no way to treat
the birthday boys here.
345
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,833
What, you want me to sing
"Happy Birthday" or something?
346
00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:47,659
That depends, what's
15 percent of nothin'?
347
00:18:47,692 --> 00:18:49,661
Fifteen percent?
Who are we, Bill Grates?
348
00:18:49,694 --> 00:18:51,429
Cheap bastards.
349
00:18:51,462 --> 00:18:52,497
Free hotcakes!
350
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:54,633
Free motherfucking hotcakes!
351
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:57,435
Free motherfucking hotcakes!
352
00:18:57,468 --> 00:18:59,547
You know, I guarantee you this
is the only thing we get today.
353
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,715
You think that cheap piece of shit is
gonna get us a present or something?
354
00:19:01,739 --> 00:19:03,107
This again?
355
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,419
Yeah, this again. When's the last
time he bought anything for us?
356
00:19:05,443 --> 00:19:07,646
Okay, listen. He's not the
best gift giver, I get that.
357
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:09,347
But who pays for
that roof over your head,
358
00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:10,815
you ungrateful sack of shit?
359
00:19:10,848 --> 00:19:13,485
We got evicted twice last
year because he did not!
360
00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:16,388
Holy shit.
361
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,557
Flappy's got beers.
362
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,192
Hey, Menu Lady!
363
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,494
Menu Lady, beers here.
364
00:19:22,527 --> 00:19:25,164
- Beers delivered here.
- Domestic only.
365
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:29,334
Miss. Miss!
366
00:19:30,301 --> 00:19:31,870
Miss. Hello!
367
00:19:31,903 --> 00:19:33,639
What about the dress?
368
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,575
It looked fabu on you.
369
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:38,919
Oh, I think I'm just gonna wear
my own clothes to the funeral.
370
00:19:38,943 --> 00:19:40,044
Funeral?
371
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:42,280
You gonna wear this
sexy-ass thing to a funeral?
372
00:19:42,313 --> 00:19:43,548
It's black, ain't it?
373
00:19:43,581 --> 00:19:44,983
Yeah, true.
374
00:19:45,016 --> 00:19:46,093
You know, at my uncle's funeral,
375
00:19:46,117 --> 00:19:48,987
my auntie propped him up
like he was playing poker.
376
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,890
Different strokes.
Kenny ain't here to judge.
377
00:19:51,923 --> 00:19:53,892
Anyway, my condolences.
378
00:19:54,892 --> 00:19:56,428
Uh, family?
379
00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:57,996
I actually don't know the guy,
380
00:19:58,029 --> 00:20:00,398
or his wife. I just...
381
00:20:00,431 --> 00:20:01,933
I can't stop thinking about it.
382
00:20:01,966 --> 00:20:04,336
Like I gotta be there or something.
I don't know.
383
00:20:05,503 --> 00:20:07,272
Well, it's better
than not caring at all.
384
00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:09,507
So, I just guess
385
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,843
it doesn't really matter
what I wear. Thanks, though.
386
00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:13,412
Uh, hey.
387
00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:15,580
Just take it.
388
00:20:15,613 --> 00:20:16,781
It's on me.
389
00:20:16,814 --> 00:20:19,017
- You don't have to do that.
- Oh, shh.
390
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:21,220
Child, I steal shit from here
all the time.
391
00:20:28,693 --> 00:20:31,630
- You like mole?
- Never had it.
392
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:32,731
Here, try it.
393
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:41,940
Oye, Ramon!
394
00:20:49,447 --> 00:20:50,615
What'd he say?
395
00:20:50,648 --> 00:20:52,929
He says he wants to share some
of his lunch with you, too.
396
00:20:53,484 --> 00:20:54,586
Oh, sure. Bring it over.
397
00:20:56,087 --> 00:20:58,257
Oh, it's okay.
I had some earlier.
398
00:21:00,992 --> 00:21:02,027
Thanks for this.
399
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:03,996
My pleasure, mijo.
400
00:21:07,465 --> 00:21:09,567
Pretty cool how
you found that mold.
401
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,638
Not mold, mole.
402
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:20,512
Why'd you do that?
403
00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:22,714
You seemed like
you needed a break.
404
00:21:22,747 --> 00:21:24,816
Plus the boss is
a hijo de la gran puta.
405
00:21:24,849 --> 00:21:26,851
Alberto called me
the same thing earlier.
406
00:21:30,054 --> 00:21:31,022
Do you think that's good?
407
00:21:31,055 --> 00:21:32,991
You should try it the way
my wife makes it.
408
00:21:33,024 --> 00:21:34,493
Mmm. Even better.
409
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,863
Man, I miss that woman.
410
00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:39,831
Where is she?
411
00:21:39,864 --> 00:21:42,400
In Oaxaca. My whole family is.
412
00:21:42,433 --> 00:21:44,769
Man. That must be really hard.
413
00:21:44,802 --> 00:21:46,070
Yes.
414
00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:48,807
It's a long time to be with
no wife in bed. You know?
415
00:21:53,678 --> 00:21:55,413
What about you?
416
00:21:55,446 --> 00:21:56,648
You got a family?
417
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,750
Not no more.
418
00:21:58,783 --> 00:21:59,885
No one?
419
00:22:00,618 --> 00:22:02,454
Well, there's a girl.
420
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:03,788
A girlfriend?
421
00:22:03,821 --> 00:22:05,490
I want her to be.
422
00:22:05,523 --> 00:22:07,525
But I don't know what she wants.
423
00:22:07,558 --> 00:22:09,661
And sometimes what she wants
doesn't make any sense.
424
00:22:11,429 --> 00:22:12,949
Just listen and show her
that you care.
425
00:22:13,798 --> 00:22:15,367
Don't try to fix it.
426
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,103
Just listen and nod.
427
00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:19,771
Then maybe you'll get your mole.
428
00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:23,408
I can do that.
429
00:22:27,812 --> 00:22:29,114
Dining alfresco.
430
00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:33,827
And how about the fact that he always
makes us share these track suits?
431
00:22:33,851 --> 00:22:35,720
Is that not fucking
weird to you?
432
00:22:35,753 --> 00:22:36,521
We love these track suits.
433
00:22:36,554 --> 00:22:38,523
You do because you
get the top half.
434
00:22:38,556 --> 00:22:40,625
How come every time I have
to be the fucking bottom?
435
00:22:40,658 --> 00:22:43,137
Because you're a whiny ass! That's
why you're the fucking bottom!
436
00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:45,163
Okay, we're closing.
437
00:22:45,196 --> 00:22:46,898
So, you guys gotta go.
438
00:22:46,931 --> 00:22:48,566
But I thought you were
open 24 hours.
439
00:22:48,599 --> 00:22:50,668
We are. Just not today.
440
00:22:50,701 --> 00:22:53,571
Is this any way to treat
the two birthday boys here?
441
00:22:53,604 --> 00:22:55,907
Do I really have to go
get my dick manager
442
00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:57,142
and go through all that?
443
00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:58,744
Fine, we're leaving.
444
00:22:59,811 --> 00:23:01,131
But I'm takin'
these Flappy beers.
445
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:09,587
You remember that time Daddy took
us to go skating at Asiaf Arena,
446
00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:12,023
but he was too fucking cheap
to pay for us both?
447
00:23:12,056 --> 00:23:14,826
So you got to go skating and I
sat there watching your shoes?
448
00:23:14,859 --> 00:23:17,862
And then he was too
bored, or drunk, or both,
449
00:23:17,895 --> 00:23:20,699
and we had to go? I never had
my fucking turn at skating.
450
00:23:21,699 --> 00:23:23,968
Man, our daddy fucked you.
451
00:23:24,001 --> 00:23:25,570
You shoulda gotten your turn.
452
00:23:25,603 --> 00:23:27,038
That's what I've been saying.
453
00:23:27,071 --> 00:23:30,475
I'm glad you heard me when
you needed to hear me.
454
00:23:30,508 --> 00:23:32,577
You should write poems
or something.
455
00:23:32,610 --> 00:23:35,447
Whoa. That is so fuckin'
crazy that you say that,
456
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,648
because I fuckin' do.
457
00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:37,949
I would read that shit.
458
00:23:37,982 --> 00:23:39,918
Thanks, bro.
459
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:42,830
What the fuck? Are you
fucking serious right now?
460
00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:44,965
- We're having a fucking conversation here.
- Are you stupid?
461
00:23:44,989 --> 00:23:47,225
- Fucking peabrain.
- Jesus Christ.
462
00:23:47,258 --> 00:23:49,461
What the fuck is his fucking...
463
00:23:50,795 --> 00:23:52,697
Whatever. Let's just
get the fucking battery
464
00:23:52,730 --> 00:23:55,133
before he gives
a fucking shit-fit.
465
00:23:57,235 --> 00:23:58,970
Let's kick Daddy's ass.
466
00:23:59,003 --> 00:24:00,038
What?
467
00:24:00,071 --> 00:24:01,673
Let's kick his fucking ass.
468
00:24:01,706 --> 00:24:02,983
All our lives,
he's pushed us around.
469
00:24:03,007 --> 00:24:04,218
"Do this, Carl. Do this, Teddy."
470
00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:06,511
It's time he knows
we got our limits.
471
00:24:06,544 --> 00:24:08,179
We got bigger. We're stronger.
472
00:24:08,212 --> 00:24:10,715
Hey. We could take him, right?
473
00:24:12,783 --> 00:24:14,219
Let's kick his fucking ass.
474
00:24:19,924 --> 00:24:21,026
Where's everyone at?
475
00:24:22,093 --> 00:24:23,795
Quittin' time.
476
00:24:23,828 --> 00:24:25,188
Eric's taking
the rest of the guys.
477
00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:28,700
Is there more work?
478
00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:30,735
You don't want to go
with them. Believe me.
479
00:24:32,803 --> 00:24:34,014
I mean, you almost got
carted off with 'em
480
00:24:34,038 --> 00:24:36,574
'til Eric realized you wasn't
one of them illegals, too.
481
00:24:36,607 --> 00:24:37,609
Illegals?
482
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:39,010
Yeah, you know. Immigrants.
483
00:24:39,043 --> 00:24:40,612
Guys that ain't supposed
to be here.
484
00:24:42,813 --> 00:24:44,682
Okay, I'll tell you,
because we're the same.
485
00:24:44,715 --> 00:24:47,118
Check it out. Eric
came up with this thing
486
00:24:47,151 --> 00:24:49,754
where he makes 'em work, then
he drops 'em off at immigration,
487
00:24:49,787 --> 00:24:50,922
so he don't have to pay 'em.
488
00:24:50,955 --> 00:24:52,657
Smart, huh?
489
00:24:55,192 --> 00:24:56,294
What do they do to 'em?
490
00:24:56,327 --> 00:24:57,462
They run.
491
00:24:57,495 --> 00:24:59,573
Some of them get shipped
back to where they came from.
492
00:24:59,597 --> 00:25:01,909
You should see 'em scatter when
they realize where they are.
493
00:25:01,933 --> 00:25:03,268
Cracks me up every time.
494
00:25:03,301 --> 00:25:05,537
"Ai, ai, ai! Ai, ai, ai!"
495
00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:07,973
Funny, huh?
496
00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:38,903
Who was it? It was an illegal.
And it's now...
497
00:25:38,936 --> 00:25:40,881
Hey, it's hot back here!
It's been too easy
498
00:25:40,905 --> 00:25:42,574
for too long...
499
00:25:42,607 --> 00:25:44,208
Where you taking us?
500
00:25:54,752 --> 00:25:56,121
What the fuck?
501
00:25:59,991 --> 00:26:01,226
Is that my car?
502
00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:13,772
That's my fucking car!
503
00:26:22,046 --> 00:26:24,616
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
504
00:26:24,649 --> 00:26:26,317
Fuck!
505
00:26:26,350 --> 00:26:29,621
What the fuck?
506
00:26:29,654 --> 00:26:31,356
Bullshit!
507
00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:39,663
Ow!
508
00:26:41,799 --> 00:26:43,969
Ow, you fuck... You fuck...
509
00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:46,938
Fuck! Fucking fuck!
510
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,110
Mother fuck...
511
00:26:56,047 --> 00:26:57,357
He was gonna
send you to immigration.
512
00:26:57,381 --> 00:27:00,985
Ambulance!
Call an ambulance, you fuck.
513
00:27:01,018 --> 00:27:01,919
Gracias, gringo loco.
514
00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,355
- Fuck!
- Nice work, Conan.
515
00:27:05,723 --> 00:27:07,892
You take care
of that girl, okay?
516
00:27:07,925 --> 00:27:11,096
Amigo, no, no, no, no!
Por favor. Help me.
517
00:27:11,996 --> 00:27:13,264
Call an ambulance!
518
00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:20,672
Oh, you fucking cocksucker!
519
00:27:40,124 --> 00:27:41,826
- Okay, you ready?
- I was born ready.
520
00:27:41,859 --> 00:27:43,036
A minute 40 seconds after you.
521
00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:45,196
And man, don't see good
in his left eye.
522
00:27:45,229 --> 00:27:46,931
Okay? So hit him from the left.
523
00:27:46,964 --> 00:27:48,733
Punch him in the dick,
hold him down,
524
00:27:48,766 --> 00:27:50,368
- I'll wail on him.
- Okay. Okay.
525
00:27:50,401 --> 00:27:52,970
What if he's already lying down?
526
00:27:53,003 --> 00:27:55,015
- Skip step one. Straight to the dick.
- Straight to the dick.
527
00:27:55,039 --> 00:27:56,775
Okay, on my mark. On three.
528
00:27:57,374 --> 00:28:00,044
One, two, three.
529
00:28:00,077 --> 00:28:02,117
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
530
00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:07,686
Yeah, we got voicemails.
531
00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:11,389
Happy Birthday, Teddy.
532
00:28:11,422 --> 00:28:13,091
Happy Birthday, Carl.
533
00:28:17,895 --> 00:28:18,963
Fuckin' Del.
534
00:28:20,064 --> 00:28:21,232
Thoughtful bitch.
535
00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:24,703
Let's go get that battery.
536
00:29:01,972 --> 00:29:04,208
- You're here.
- Yeah.
537
00:29:04,241 --> 00:29:07,178
I, uh, wanted to be here for...
538
00:29:08,813 --> 00:29:09,813
Harry.
539
00:29:10,514 --> 00:29:12,884
Henry, but whatever.
540
00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:15,520
We gather here today
to celebrate the life
541
00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:16,821
of Henry Dunn,
542
00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:21,392
who has now returned to his
home with our God, the Father.
543
00:29:22,993 --> 00:29:24,829
Knock it off.
544
00:29:24,862 --> 00:29:26,998
A life taken far too soon.
545
00:29:27,031 --> 00:29:29,567
Losing a parent is never easy,
546
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,804
especially for a small child.
547
00:29:32,837 --> 00:29:35,940
Just know that Henry will
always be watching...
548
00:29:59,296 --> 00:30:00,464
Next on Wayne...
549
00:30:03,567 --> 00:30:04,811
I don't know
if I'm the type of person
550
00:30:04,835 --> 00:30:06,871
that people would really,
even like or whatever.
551
00:30:07,471 --> 00:30:08,806
Well, sometimes,
552
00:30:08,839 --> 00:30:11,342
to get people to like ya,
you gotta not be you at all.
553
00:30:11,375 --> 00:30:13,153
Why does she care if people
fuckin' like her or not?
554
00:30:13,177 --> 00:30:15,847
If people aren't assholes now,
they're gonna become assholes later.
555
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,081
Mark my fuckin' words.
556
00:30:17,115 --> 00:30:18,225
You're smart,
you're kind, you're pretty,
557
00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:21,219
you can do a frigging
underwater handstand!
558
00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:23,421
Maybe I wanna be
noticed for once.
559
00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:24,889
For something good.
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