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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:03,799 --> 00:00:05,820 And, an important thing to remember, 3 00:00:05,821 --> 00:00:09,456 is that all movie directors have different styles of filming a movie. 4 00:00:09,457 --> 00:00:11,497 Action! 5 00:00:11,592 --> 00:00:12,857 What? 6 00:00:12,858 --> 00:00:15,706 That's what they say when they make movies. 7 00:00:15,707 --> 00:00:17,863 We're not making a movie right now. 8 00:00:17,864 --> 00:00:19,532 Cut! 9 00:00:19,533 --> 00:00:20,686 All right. 10 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:25,605 Let's take a look at a scene from a short film that Sinjin made last year. 11 00:00:25,606 --> 00:00:27,826 Yes, yes. 12 00:00:28,875 --> 00:00:33,435 It's called... "Monkey-Time Bucket-Balls". 13 00:00:34,548 --> 00:00:36,708 [ Music ] 14 00:00:38,852 --> 00:00:41,154 My goodness. 15 00:00:41,155 --> 00:00:43,615 I'm thirsty. 16 00:00:43,657 --> 00:00:46,417 So... so thirsty. 17 00:00:49,896 --> 00:00:51,816 Soda. 18 00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:55,560 Yes. 19 00:00:57,671 --> 00:01:00,131 Wet moisture. 20 00:01:03,144 --> 00:01:04,944 Ewe! Sinjin! 21 00:01:04,945 --> 00:01:07,765 Oh, what is that? 22 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:13,753 I wanted the audience to experience what a soda feels, when it's drunk by me. 23 00:01:13,754 --> 00:01:18,434 I bet that soda felt disgusted and ashamed. 24 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:23,280 What does it mean, to be a woman? 25 00:01:24,265 --> 00:01:25,831 [ Bell ringing ] 26 00:01:25,832 --> 00:01:28,134 All right, wait wait wait, just a second. 27 00:01:28,135 --> 00:01:31,037 Your short films are due first thing on Tuesday morning. 28 00:01:31,038 --> 00:01:33,582 So everyone, meet with your production groups and 29 00:01:33,583 --> 00:01:35,875 make sure you're on track to get it all done. 30 00:01:35,876 --> 00:01:37,043 I've got it. 31 00:01:37,044 --> 00:01:39,324 Thank you. 32 00:01:42,383 --> 00:01:44,775 Okay guys, we're gonna start shooting tomorrow morning, 33 00:01:44,776 --> 00:01:47,200 in Sikowitz's classroom seven-thirty sharp. 34 00:01:47,201 --> 00:01:48,953 Uh Tori, you're gonna bring the main prop. 35 00:01:48,954 --> 00:01:52,091 Yep. A violin with a secret, scary knife inside. 36 00:01:52,092 --> 00:01:54,239 Cool. Any questions? 37 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,928 I have one. 38 00:01:55,929 --> 00:02:01,089 Do you guys think my new spray tan looks natural? 39 00:02:04,137 --> 00:02:05,189 [ Music ] 40 00:02:05,190 --> 00:02:08,490 Here I am once again. 41 00:02:08,618 --> 00:02:12,038 Feeling lost but now and then. 42 00:02:12,039 --> 00:02:15,999 I breathe it in to let it go. 43 00:02:16,663 --> 00:02:19,841 And you don't know where you are now. 44 00:02:19,842 --> 00:02:24,579 And what it will come to if only somebody could hear. 45 00:02:24,580 --> 00:02:26,835 When you figure out how. 46 00:02:26,836 --> 00:02:28,443 You're lost in the moment. 47 00:02:28,444 --> 00:02:31,144 You disappear. 48 00:02:31,909 --> 00:02:35,548 You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action. 49 00:02:35,549 --> 00:02:36,969 You'll never gonna fade. 50 00:02:36,970 --> 00:02:39,650 You'll be the main attraction. 51 00:02:39,651 --> 00:02:41,332 Not a fantasy. 52 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:42,906 Just remember me. 53 00:02:42,907 --> 00:02:45,444 When it turns out right. 54 00:02:45,445 --> 00:02:49,633 Because you know that if you live in your imagination. 55 00:02:49,634 --> 00:02:53,613 Tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination. 56 00:02:53,614 --> 00:02:55,263 In my victory. 57 00:02:55,264 --> 00:02:56,819 Just remember me. 58 00:02:56,820 --> 00:03:00,120 When I make it shine. 59 00:03:16,740 --> 00:03:19,740 - Booga-booga! - Ah! 60 00:03:21,544 --> 00:03:24,246 Oh my God! You look so funny in this pic! 61 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:25,380 Lemme see it! 62 00:03:25,381 --> 00:03:29,592 If you wanna see it, you can go to TheSlap.Com later, and look at my page. 63 00:03:29,593 --> 00:03:32,157 You are not putting that pic on The Slap. 64 00:03:32,158 --> 00:03:33,089 Oh yeah I am. 65 00:03:33,090 --> 00:03:37,559 I have an album on my Slap Page called "My Icky Little Sister". 66 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,997 That is so... ah, who cares? 67 00:03:40,998 --> 00:03:43,665 I mean, because what do you have, like thirty-four followers? 68 00:03:43,666 --> 00:03:45,126 Pffftt. 69 00:03:45,127 --> 00:03:48,070 Uh, I happen to have nine hundred and seventy-seven followers. 70 00:03:48,071 --> 00:03:51,011 So "pffftt" to you. 71 00:03:56,312 --> 00:04:00,049 You have nine hundred and seventy-seven followers?! 72 00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:02,517 How do you have so many?! 73 00:04:02,518 --> 00:04:08,116 Because I'm amazing, I'm pretty, I'm smart, I'm pretty... 74 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:11,116 And, how many followers do you have? 75 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:14,537 Three hundred and fourteen. 76 00:04:15,665 --> 00:04:18,934 I'm so much more popular than you. 77 00:04:18,935 --> 00:04:21,070 You know, I don't have time for this. 78 00:04:21,071 --> 00:04:25,074 Because I have to go make a deadly violin for my short film. 79 00:04:25,075 --> 00:04:26,341 What short film? 80 00:04:26,342 --> 00:04:29,044 It's called "Socks and Violins". 81 00:04:29,045 --> 00:04:31,113 Oh. Well, ya know what you should call it? 82 00:04:31,114 --> 00:04:32,068 What? 83 00:04:32,069 --> 00:04:36,952 "Three hundred and fourteen followers... and sad". 84 00:04:36,953 --> 00:04:39,113 [ Music ] 85 00:04:52,402 --> 00:04:53,869 How's my makeup look? 86 00:04:53,870 --> 00:04:55,850 Fancy. 87 00:04:56,006 --> 00:04:57,873 - Does it hurt? - No. 88 00:04:57,874 --> 00:05:01,443 You do it way more gentle than my mom does it. 89 00:05:01,444 --> 00:05:03,244 Aw. 90 00:05:03,413 --> 00:05:06,615 I'm here! Sorry I'm late. Did we start filming yet? 91 00:05:06,616 --> 00:05:07,724 No. 92 00:05:07,725 --> 00:05:11,387 Robbie can't play a psychopath violin player without the special prop. 93 00:05:11,388 --> 00:05:14,523 Yeah. Where's the Stabolin? 94 00:05:14,524 --> 00:05:15,858 Uh... 95 00:05:15,859 --> 00:05:17,860 You brought it, right? 96 00:05:17,861 --> 00:05:23,665 Uh, all I have to do is connect the blade to the violin neck part thingy and... 97 00:05:23,666 --> 00:05:25,633 You didn't finish the main prop for our movie? 98 00:05:25,634 --> 00:05:27,539 - What are we gonna do now? - Come on, man. Wow. 99 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:29,661 - It's not my fault! - Then whose fault is it? 100 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,271 Mine! 101 00:05:31,272 --> 00:05:33,408 You had all last night... what happened? 102 00:05:33,409 --> 00:05:34,910 Trina happened! 103 00:05:34,911 --> 00:05:38,580 She waved her followers right in my face! 104 00:05:38,581 --> 00:05:40,191 What followers? 105 00:05:40,192 --> 00:05:42,119 On The Slap! 106 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:45,888 She has way more followers than I do! And she bragged about it! 107 00:05:45,889 --> 00:05:47,857 She shamed me! 108 00:05:47,858 --> 00:05:50,559 And that's why you couldn't finish building the Stabolin? 109 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:51,712 Yes! 110 00:05:51,713 --> 00:05:54,192 I ended up on The Slap all night, posting fun pics and 111 00:05:54,193 --> 00:05:56,665 tweeting stuff so I could get more people to follow me. 112 00:05:56,666 --> 00:05:57,566 Why? 113 00:05:57,567 --> 00:06:00,635 Because it bugs me that Trina has way more followers than I do! 114 00:06:00,636 --> 00:06:02,736 Okay, relax! Look at it this way... 115 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:05,755 Most people think Trina is an awful, gross person, right? 116 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:08,110 Well... yeah. 117 00:06:08,111 --> 00:06:12,147 Okay, and way more people follow her on The Slap, than follow you. 118 00:06:12,148 --> 00:06:14,068 Yeah. 119 00:06:14,650 --> 00:06:17,770 Wow. That says a lot. 120 00:06:18,955 --> 00:06:22,495 - Don't be sad. - Why not? 121 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,606 I don't have a good answer. 122 00:06:25,607 --> 00:06:30,685 Ya know, I don't think that anyone should care how many followers other people have. 123 00:06:30,686 --> 00:06:33,735 Trina has over a thousand. 124 00:06:33,736 --> 00:06:36,210 - What?! Really?! - What was that?! Whoa! 125 00:06:36,211 --> 00:06:40,809 Okay, there is no way Trina Vega has more followers than... 126 00:06:40,810 --> 00:06:44,564 Oh my God. She has more followers than I do. 127 00:06:44,565 --> 00:06:46,882 - Where are you going? - To get more followers. 128 00:06:46,883 --> 00:06:49,767 Jade, it's not important how many... 129 00:06:49,768 --> 00:06:53,085 - I gotta get more followers. - Beck, you can't leave, we gotta... 130 00:06:53,086 --> 00:06:54,946 Bye. 131 00:06:55,214 --> 00:06:57,598 Where are you going? 132 00:06:57,599 --> 00:07:01,139 For a walk in the sunshine. 133 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:03,999 Ooh, I'll come with you! I love sunshine! 134 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,052 Hey! Are you guys just going to get more followers? 135 00:07:07,053 --> 00:07:09,004 - No. - Yes, that's right. 136 00:07:09,005 --> 00:07:11,165 [ Music ] 137 00:07:19,316 --> 00:07:20,459 Sinjin... 138 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:21,690 Sinjin... 139 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,752 - Oh, hey Tori. - What time is it? 140 00:07:23,753 --> 00:07:26,633 Uh... almost eight. 141 00:07:27,269 --> 00:07:29,092 That's so weird. 142 00:07:29,093 --> 00:07:32,928 What, that I'm wearing my underwear backwards? 143 00:07:32,929 --> 00:07:35,264 How could you tell? 144 00:07:35,265 --> 00:07:37,957 - I can't. - Oh. 145 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,298 What's up? 146 00:07:40,482 --> 00:07:42,882 I was supposed to meet Andre and Beck, Jade, Cat and 147 00:07:42,883 --> 00:07:45,429 Robbie at seven-thirty to shoot our short film. 148 00:07:45,430 --> 00:07:47,815 Well, Robbie's in the janitor's closet. 149 00:07:47,816 --> 00:07:48,924 Why? 150 00:07:48,925 --> 00:07:54,025 Hey. I don't ask people why they're in closets. 151 00:07:57,337 --> 00:08:01,156 And be sure to tell all your friends to follow me on The Slap... 152 00:08:01,157 --> 00:08:03,859 And now the contest... 153 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:05,900 Begins! 154 00:08:06,051 --> 00:08:09,031 - What are you doing? - Uploading a video to The Slap. 155 00:08:09,032 --> 00:08:12,360 But we were all supposed to meet in Sikowitz's room at seven-thirty. 156 00:08:12,361 --> 00:08:16,621 I had the Stabolin all ready for you. 157 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:20,081 Well, I'm busy getting more followers. 158 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:21,971 See, I'm having this contest... 159 00:08:21,972 --> 00:08:24,725 Because contests are one of the best ways to get more followers. 160 00:08:24,726 --> 00:08:26,409 Well, what kinda contest? 161 00:08:26,410 --> 00:08:29,365 It's called "where's Robbie?" 162 00:08:29,366 --> 00:08:33,460 See, every hour, I tweet a video of myself, in a secret location, 163 00:08:33,461 --> 00:08:36,989 and my first follower who finds me gets a cool prize. 164 00:08:36,990 --> 00:08:40,441 So, what prize did you offer just now? 165 00:08:40,442 --> 00:08:42,842 My sneakers. 166 00:08:43,266 --> 00:08:47,581 Well, we really need to get to work on our film, so why don't we go... ah! 167 00:08:47,582 --> 00:08:48,870 There he is! 168 00:08:48,871 --> 00:08:50,472 - Hey! Ow! - What are you doing? 169 00:08:50,473 --> 00:08:55,093 - Those are my shoes! - Watch my sore toe! 170 00:09:03,286 --> 00:09:05,446 [ Music ] 171 00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:07,089 Then show me. 172 00:09:07,090 --> 00:09:10,359 Show me your phones, right now. 173 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,619 Hey! What's your name? 174 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,740 - Pepper. - Do you follow me on The Slap? 175 00:09:14,741 --> 00:09:15,964 - No, I... I... - Why not?! 176 00:09:15,965 --> 00:09:16,891 I just moved here. 177 00:09:16,892 --> 00:09:19,242 Okay, well whip out your phone and follow me on The Slap! 178 00:09:19,243 --> 00:09:21,336 Okay, okay! 179 00:09:21,337 --> 00:09:23,838 All of you, right now! 180 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:26,762 So, you're scaring people into following you? 181 00:09:26,763 --> 00:09:29,511 I'm gently suggesting that they follow me. 182 00:09:29,512 --> 00:09:30,879 Hey! 183 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,996 - Do you follow me on The Slap?! - Uh uh. 184 00:09:32,997 --> 00:09:35,277 Follow me! 185 00:09:36,486 --> 00:09:38,499 We have to go make our short film. 186 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,922 - No, I have to get more slap followers. - Why? 187 00:09:40,923 --> 00:09:44,507 Because Beck was up all night tweeting hot pics of himself, so he got two hundred more 188 00:09:44,508 --> 00:09:48,083 followers, and there's no way I am gonna let him have more followers than I have! 189 00:09:48,084 --> 00:09:51,133 - Why not? - Because I'm prettier than he is! 190 00:09:51,134 --> 00:09:53,294 Are you? 191 00:09:55,572 --> 00:09:57,852 Follow me! 192 00:09:59,976 --> 00:10:02,916 Cat? Hey! Hey, Cat! 193 00:10:02,979 --> 00:10:06,815 Tori... just... said hey... to... me. 194 00:10:06,816 --> 00:10:10,776 Ya know, we're supposed to be shooting our film right now, for class? 195 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,854 Tori... just... reminded me... 196 00:10:12,855 --> 00:10:16,230 About our... short... film. 197 00:10:16,231 --> 00:10:19,531 Hash-tag. Don't... care. 198 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:23,165 Will you put your phone down and talk to me? 199 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:25,601 I can't. I'm doing a thousand tweets a day. 200 00:10:25,602 --> 00:10:26,904 For what? 201 00:10:26,905 --> 00:10:29,741 Because the more you tweet, the more followers you get. 202 00:10:29,742 --> 00:10:35,642 Yeah, but there's no way you can think of a thousand things to tweet every day. 203 00:10:36,181 --> 00:10:38,214 I... like... birds. 204 00:10:38,215 --> 00:10:40,675 And cheese... 205 00:10:46,834 --> 00:10:49,410 - There you are. - Oh! 206 00:10:49,411 --> 00:10:52,184 Hey, what's up Tor? 207 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:56,273 Why aren't you in Sikowitz's room, working on our film? 208 00:10:56,274 --> 00:11:00,009 Because everybody's running around trying to get more followers, and... 209 00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:03,205 I'm disgusted by all the nonsense! 210 00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:04,827 Well, so am I! 211 00:11:04,828 --> 00:11:08,308 - You started the nonsense! - Well, I'm over it! 212 00:11:08,309 --> 00:11:09,744 Good. 213 00:11:09,745 --> 00:11:11,949 I'm gonna go get ready for first period. 214 00:11:11,950 --> 00:11:14,890 I'll see ya there. 215 00:11:18,355 --> 00:11:20,739 Okay, everybody out there on TheSlap.Com... 216 00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:22,530 It's your man Andre, tell all your friends... 217 00:11:22,531 --> 00:11:25,171 - Ah ha! - Ah! 218 00:11:25,745 --> 00:11:28,914 I caught you! Slap-handed! 219 00:11:28,915 --> 00:11:32,229 Look. I can deal with having less followers than Trina. 220 00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:36,147 But I will not have less followers than Robbie! 221 00:11:36,148 --> 00:11:37,804 I can not have it! 222 00:11:37,805 --> 00:11:40,325 Ugh, pathetic! 223 00:11:40,412 --> 00:11:42,194 I can't be last! 224 00:11:42,195 --> 00:11:45,135 I can't! I can't! 225 00:11:52,271 --> 00:11:55,031 Hey... everyone... 226 00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:58,841 I'm having... a contest. 227 00:11:59,145 --> 00:12:01,785 - Ah ha! - Ah! 228 00:12:05,144 --> 00:12:07,304 [ Music ] 229 00:12:09,965 --> 00:12:12,125 [ Music ] 230 00:12:15,731 --> 00:12:16,784 [ Doorbell ] 231 00:12:16,785 --> 00:12:18,945 Come in! 232 00:12:19,269 --> 00:12:21,069 Hi. 233 00:12:21,415 --> 00:12:23,678 Sorry it took me so long to get here. 234 00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:27,552 You live at the top of a very large hill. 235 00:12:27,553 --> 00:12:30,022 - You ran here? - Sure. 236 00:12:30,023 --> 00:12:34,592 I'm not usually invited to the main people's houses. 237 00:12:34,593 --> 00:12:36,543 So what do you need? 238 00:12:36,544 --> 00:12:41,233 Here's the deal. I'm in, like, a battle, with Andre, Beck, Robbie, Cat, and Jade... 239 00:12:41,234 --> 00:12:43,101 The main people. 240 00:12:43,102 --> 00:12:44,436 Yeah. 241 00:12:44,437 --> 00:12:45,637 And what's the goal? 242 00:12:45,638 --> 00:12:48,240 To get the most followers on The Slap. 243 00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:51,371 And I'm gonna do it, too. You'll see. 244 00:12:51,372 --> 00:12:53,878 They'll all see. 245 00:12:53,879 --> 00:12:56,873 You're so cute when you're serious. 246 00:12:56,874 --> 00:12:59,334 Serious Tori. 247 00:12:59,685 --> 00:13:04,605 So, to get myself more followers, I'm gonna... 248 00:13:05,091 --> 00:13:09,561 Wait! Robbie's gotten over a hundred more followers in the last twenty minutes! 249 00:13:09,562 --> 00:13:11,962 Stand aside. 250 00:13:12,449 --> 00:13:15,215 Yep, looks like he posted a new video. 251 00:13:15,216 --> 00:13:17,202 Play it. 252 00:13:17,203 --> 00:13:19,691 Hey there, Slaparoos. 253 00:13:19,692 --> 00:13:22,540 Well, I promised everybody that when I hit six hundred followers, 254 00:13:22,541 --> 00:13:25,377 I'd give myself a complete make-over. 255 00:13:25,378 --> 00:13:28,362 And since I hit six hundred followers this morning... 256 00:13:28,363 --> 00:13:30,763 Here ya go. 257 00:13:39,055 --> 00:13:40,915 Wow. 258 00:13:41,095 --> 00:13:44,729 I don't like where this is going. 259 00:13:44,730 --> 00:13:46,798 Would you follow me? 260 00:13:46,799 --> 00:13:49,439 I'd follow me. 261 00:13:49,504 --> 00:13:52,591 Hang on, looks like Beck is doing a live stream-cast. 262 00:13:52,592 --> 00:13:54,939 What's he doing?! 263 00:13:54,940 --> 00:13:58,310 Let's find out by clicking. 264 00:13:58,311 --> 00:14:03,181 Okay, here I am, live on The Slap, about to wash my car. 265 00:14:03,182 --> 00:14:05,735 Oh. You know I forgot my rags. 266 00:14:05,736 --> 00:14:10,056 Hmm, guess I'll have to use my shirt. 267 00:14:27,273 --> 00:14:30,275 This isn't gonna get him that many more followers. 268 00:14:30,276 --> 00:14:33,545 Who wants to watch Beck wash his car? 269 00:14:33,546 --> 00:14:38,226 - I'll turn it off. - No no no no no no. 270 00:14:40,319 --> 00:14:44,679 Um, if you want more followers, you need to make your video. 271 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:48,093 Right okay uh, you work the camera. 272 00:14:48,094 --> 00:14:50,194 Got it. 273 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,935 Ready... go. 274 00:14:56,936 --> 00:15:00,476 Yo yo yo, what do ya know? 275 00:15:00,606 --> 00:15:02,067 Oh my God. 276 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:07,014 This is toe-ray-me, and you are on my page, here at TheSlap.Com. 277 00:15:07,015 --> 00:15:09,314 Now, as I promised yesterday... 278 00:15:09,315 --> 00:15:14,355 I am gonna take the Kioki Powder Milk challenge! 279 00:15:17,557 --> 00:15:19,724 Way to bang that gong. 280 00:15:19,725 --> 00:15:24,228 People say it's impossible to put a teaspoon of Japanese Kioki Powder, 281 00:15:24,229 --> 00:15:27,599 into a glass of milk, and then drink it in under a minute. 282 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,828 Well, let's find out! 283 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:33,438 I'll just uh take the Kioki Powder... 284 00:15:33,439 --> 00:15:38,059 Dump it into this glass of milk, stir it. 285 00:15:38,743 --> 00:15:44,643 And now, I'll hit the timer, and show ya how it's done, son. 286 00:15:51,824 --> 00:15:56,084 Please tell your friends to follow me! 287 00:15:56,529 --> 00:16:00,429 I'm doing this for my followers! 288 00:16:01,534 --> 00:16:03,814 Follow me! 289 00:16:07,857 --> 00:16:10,017 [ Music ] 290 00:16:13,912 --> 00:16:15,832 What? 291 00:16:19,585 --> 00:16:22,765 You chucked my noodles! 292 00:16:23,322 --> 00:16:24,589 Ow! 293 00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:26,074 What was that for?! 294 00:16:26,075 --> 00:16:29,116 You posted a video of you doing the Kioki Powder Milk challenge. 295 00:16:29,117 --> 00:16:30,127 So? 296 00:16:30,128 --> 00:16:33,497 I was gonna do that to get more followers, but now I can't because you did. 297 00:16:33,498 --> 00:16:36,070 Well, tough tooties. 298 00:16:36,071 --> 00:16:39,553 Don't you ever say tough tooties to me. 299 00:16:39,554 --> 00:16:41,364 - You know it's true. - Why would I do that? 300 00:16:41,365 --> 00:16:43,084 - You tell me why. - I'm not jealous. 301 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,339 - Just admit it! - Admit what? 302 00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:45,845 - The truth. - I got nothing to admit. 303 00:16:45,846 --> 00:16:47,611 What's your guys' problem? 304 00:16:47,612 --> 00:16:50,247 Andre is desperate to get more followers. 305 00:16:50,248 --> 00:16:53,750 At least I do my videos with my shirt on. 306 00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:58,320 Well, nothing is as lame as having somebody tweet for you. 307 00:16:58,321 --> 00:16:59,723 - Whoa. - Wow. 308 00:16:59,724 --> 00:17:01,113 He can't prove that! 309 00:17:01,114 --> 00:17:03,860 Nobody can prove that I had anyone tweet for me! 310 00:17:03,861 --> 00:17:06,181 Your grandmother's been tweeting for you and you know it. 311 00:17:06,182 --> 00:17:08,800 - You don't know chiz! - Oh! Oh don't I? 312 00:17:08,801 --> 00:17:11,127 Let's just read some of "your" tweets from last night. 313 00:17:11,128 --> 00:17:13,777 Uh, at nine-thirty "you" tweeted... 314 00:17:13,778 --> 00:17:17,522 "Ah! There's a martian under my bed!" 315 00:17:17,523 --> 00:17:19,187 I thought there was. 316 00:17:19,188 --> 00:17:21,455 And at ten-seventeen "you" tweeted... 317 00:17:21,456 --> 00:17:25,572 "Help me! My vacuum cleaner wants to eat me!" 318 00:17:25,573 --> 00:17:28,146 I got confused. 319 00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:29,947 Hi. 320 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,788 I just... sat down... 321 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,429 And said... hi. 322 00:17:34,592 --> 00:17:38,162 Cat, if you're just gonna sit there and tweet stupid, pointless tweets, 323 00:17:38,163 --> 00:17:40,730 then please go sit somewhere else. 324 00:17:40,731 --> 00:17:43,115 Tori... is being... 325 00:17:43,116 --> 00:17:45,602 Mean... to me. 326 00:17:45,603 --> 00:17:47,020 Hash-tag... 327 00:17:47,021 --> 00:17:49,061 Cramps? 328 00:17:50,141 --> 00:17:51,608 How could you?! 329 00:17:51,609 --> 00:17:53,743 I mean, really, how could you?! 330 00:17:53,744 --> 00:17:54,944 What'd Cat do? 331 00:17:54,945 --> 00:17:59,516 She tweeted... "Big news! Robbie Shapiro has bimples". 332 00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:02,693 - What are "bimples"? - Butt pimples! 333 00:18:02,694 --> 00:18:04,488 Pimples on one's bottom! 334 00:18:04,489 --> 00:18:06,256 Which I do not have! 335 00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:07,473 I know. 336 00:18:07,474 --> 00:18:10,460 - Then why'd ya tweet that? - Because I ran outta real stuff to tweet! 337 00:18:10,461 --> 00:18:14,164 And anyway, people like reading weird stuff about other people! 338 00:18:14,165 --> 00:18:17,634 Okay, so she tweeted that you have bimples, nobody's gonna believe her. 339 00:18:17,635 --> 00:18:21,705 Hey Robbie, I have a doctor that can get rid of your bimples. 340 00:18:21,706 --> 00:18:24,575 - Dang it! - Look, it's not my fault! 341 00:18:24,576 --> 00:18:27,911 Tori's the one who started this godforsaken followers war! 342 00:18:27,912 --> 00:18:29,724 Yeah, Cat you're right it is Tori! 343 00:18:29,725 --> 00:18:35,625 - What? You're blaming me?! - Yeah, you're right. You did it. 344 00:18:41,749 --> 00:18:44,326 What's that supposed to mean? 345 00:18:44,327 --> 00:18:47,088 I didn't start this followers war! 346 00:18:47,089 --> 00:18:49,466 I just wanted to get more followers than Trina! 347 00:18:49,467 --> 00:18:51,542 Well, how the helicopter did your dang sister 348 00:18:51,543 --> 00:18:53,737 get so many followers in the first place?! 349 00:18:53,738 --> 00:18:57,038 Uh... I can answer that. 350 00:18:57,078 --> 00:19:00,610 Three months ago, Trina told me that if I'd hack into The Slap, 351 00:19:00,611 --> 00:19:03,880 and change her number of followers from thirty four to nine hundred, 352 00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,885 she'd teach me how to jump rope. 353 00:19:05,886 --> 00:19:11,786 So, I hacked in, and I gave her nine hundred slap followers. 354 00:19:11,922 --> 00:19:15,024 You rigged her numbers? 355 00:19:15,025 --> 00:19:16,693 Can I have my trombone back? 356 00:19:16,694 --> 00:19:18,614 Sure. 357 00:19:20,365 --> 00:19:22,764 Look, I just wanna say... 358 00:19:22,765 --> 00:19:25,402 You guys make me sick. 359 00:19:25,403 --> 00:19:26,503 Why? 360 00:19:26,504 --> 00:19:29,072 Because! You're all great-looking... 361 00:19:29,073 --> 00:19:31,775 And talented... and popular... 362 00:19:31,776 --> 00:19:35,845 I mean, you guys star in every play at this school. 363 00:19:35,846 --> 00:19:37,635 And you sing all the songs. 364 00:19:37,636 --> 00:19:40,884 And you do all the talking in class. 365 00:19:40,885 --> 00:19:42,753 You guys have it all. 366 00:19:42,754 --> 00:19:48,654 And you're really worried about which one of you has the most followers? 367 00:19:49,627 --> 00:19:53,263 Yeah. You feel the shame? Because... 368 00:19:53,264 --> 00:19:56,684 You should feel the shame. 369 00:20:00,315 --> 00:20:02,906 I feel the shame. 370 00:20:02,907 --> 00:20:04,408 Do you guys? 371 00:20:04,409 --> 00:20:05,942 - I certainly do. - Yeah. 372 00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,863 Sure. 373 00:20:08,012 --> 00:20:09,958 Man. We make Sinjin sick. 374 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:13,651 And he eats food that other people chewed up and spit out. 375 00:20:13,652 --> 00:20:16,232 I hate myself. 376 00:20:16,554 --> 00:20:19,456 You've hated yourself for years. 377 00:20:19,457 --> 00:20:21,377 Yeah. 378 00:20:22,219 --> 00:20:23,777 Ya know what? 379 00:20:23,778 --> 00:20:26,917 I'm happier with the five real friends I have at this table, 380 00:20:26,918 --> 00:20:29,340 than I would be with twenty million friends on a computer. 381 00:20:29,341 --> 00:20:31,768 That I don't even really know. 382 00:20:31,769 --> 00:20:34,738 Wait... how do you get five? 383 00:20:34,739 --> 00:20:38,039 Uh, I hate to bring this up, but all us real friends, we're supposed to 384 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:41,645 turn in a short film tomorrow morning, and so far, we've got nothing. 385 00:20:41,646 --> 00:20:44,648 - You're right, we've got nothing. - Hey! Do not worry. 386 00:20:44,649 --> 00:20:48,518 We have, nineteen hours to finish that short film. 387 00:20:48,519 --> 00:20:51,621 And I say that's plenty of time for six great friends, 388 00:20:51,622 --> 00:20:55,398 to make the best short film this school's ever seen! 389 00:20:55,399 --> 00:20:56,993 [ Music ] 390 00:20:56,994 --> 00:21:00,054 Thank you for coming. 391 00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:04,267 He is a wonder to the world. 392 00:21:04,268 --> 00:21:06,248 Bravo. 393 00:21:06,838 --> 00:21:09,238 That's him! 394 00:21:09,273 --> 00:21:12,041 - That's him right there! - Mister Bowman! 395 00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:15,879 You're under arrest for the murders of... 396 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,280 Some people. 397 00:21:19,216 --> 00:21:21,217 What's happening? 398 00:21:21,218 --> 00:21:24,038 What's happening?! 399 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:30,203 There is no way my violinist husband would harm anyone! 400 00:21:30,395 --> 00:21:32,763 People do crazy things for money. 401 00:21:32,764 --> 00:21:35,499 Mister Bowman doesn't need money. 402 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:39,459 No. All he cares about are his Socks and Violins. 403 00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:43,540 Socks and Violins don't come cheap. 404 00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:48,844 Ha! 405 00:21:49,847 --> 00:21:54,407 Don't be fooled by the size of my knife. 406 00:21:54,484 --> 00:21:57,447 Now you're all gonna be... 407 00:21:57,448 --> 00:21:59,608 Murdered! 408 00:22:00,525 --> 00:22:02,985 In the dark! 409 00:22:03,504 --> 00:22:05,904 - No! - Ah! 410 00:22:06,773 --> 00:22:08,933 Teh end? 411 00:22:12,904 --> 00:22:14,669 Well. 412 00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:20,570 That was the worst short film I have ever seen at this school. 413 00:22:28,619 --> 00:22:30,583 Hey... 414 00:22:30,584 --> 00:22:32,022 Where's Sinjin? 415 00:22:32,023 --> 00:22:36,192 And jump, and jump, and jump, and jump... 416 00:22:36,193 --> 00:22:38,556 - I think I'm getting it! - Good. 417 00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:41,865 - Now let's do our rhymes. - 'Kay kay. 418 00:22:41,866 --> 00:22:45,201 "B" my name is Betty and my husband's name is Bob... 419 00:22:45,202 --> 00:22:47,471 We live in bubble city where we sell... 420 00:22:47,472 --> 00:22:50,112 Beaver medicine. 421 00:22:50,441 --> 00:22:53,176 Why don't you start the next one? 422 00:22:53,177 --> 00:22:56,980 "S" my name is Sinjin and my wife's name is Trina... 423 00:22:56,981 --> 00:22:58,548 I'm done with this. 424 00:22:58,549 --> 00:23:04,449 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. 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