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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Mm-mm...
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Awesome french fries today.
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Can I have a fry?
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Pbthpbthpbthpbthpbth.
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Does anyone else have fries?
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- Hey Cat, who are you talking to?
- Shh!
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I've been on hold for an hour.
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Who are you on hold with?
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I don't remember.
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Then why don't you hang up?
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Because I love the hold music.
It's all my favorite songs.
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I don't know who I'm holding
for, but he or she is awesome.
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Oh my God!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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What's going on?
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Well... I just found out I got
picked to be on Brain Squeezers!
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Brain Squeezers!
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The new game show.
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- I haven't heard of it.
- No idea what that is.
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I'm on hold.
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Well, it's not on TV yet, but everyone
says it's gonna be like the next big thing.
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- It is all the buzz.
- I've heard no buzz.
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Really?
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No human being has ever
heard of Brain Squeezers.
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You guys talking about Brain Squeezers?
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I said human being.
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Ooh, I love this song, too!
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I wonder if the person I'm
holding for is my one true love.
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- You know what they say about...
- Shut up!
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So what is Brain Squeezers, anyway?
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It's a new game show for kids and teens.
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It's supposed to be a lot of fun,
and you can win tons of money.
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They just started filming, and it's
really hard to get picked to be on it.
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Well, not too hard for Tori.
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Check this out.
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O... M... R... G!
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- You got picked to be a Team Captain!
- Sure did.
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Ooh, can I please be on your team?
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- Please please please please?
- Look, I just found out...
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- Please?!
- Sinjin!
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Oh.
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I don't even know what the game is
yet, so I need to think about it.
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- And then I'll pick my team.
- So you might pick me?
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- I might.
- Weeee!
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I spit on those.
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I know.
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- Can I be on your team?
- I wanna be on Tori's team!
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- Listen to your hold music!
- I can multitask!
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- Tori, can I please be on your team...
- Hey! Hold up.
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Tori said she needs to do some thinking.
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Figure some stuff out.
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And then she'll pick her team.
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- Thank you.
- No prob.
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Because you and me, we're tight.
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We are friends.
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Tori and Andre are
always on the same team.
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Great, so now everyone's pressuring me.
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I haven't asked to be on
your Brain Squeezers team yet.
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True.
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But if you don't pick me something
really bad might happen to you.
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Cat, how long are you
gonna wait on hold?
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I don't mind waiting, I swear, I
love every song they're playing.
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You're not even on the phone.
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You're listening to
music from your play list.
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Oh.
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Huh.
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Man...
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Sinjin...
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What a weirdo, huh?
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[ Music ]
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Here I am once again.
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Feeling lost but now and then.
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I breathe it in to let it go.
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And you don't know where you are now.
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And what it will come to
if only somebody could hear.
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When you figure out how.
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You're lost in the moment.
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You disappear.
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You don't have to be afraid
to put your dream in action.
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You'll never gonna fade.
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You'll be the main attraction.
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Not a fantasy.
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Just remember me.
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When it turns out right.
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Because you know that if
you live in your imagination.
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Tomorrow you'll be
everybody's fascination.
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In my victory.
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Just remember me.
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When I make it shine.
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Oh hey.
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Oh my God.
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No, no!
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No!
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Wow. Never heard that
from a girl before.
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I haven't decided yet who's gonna
be on my Brain Squeezers team so
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- if you wanna be on it you're gonna have..
- Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
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I was just standing
here, and I said "hey".
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I'm sorry, it's just everyone and I mean
everyone has been bugging me today and...
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Oh hey.
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Why are you cleaning my locker?
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Because we're friends and I
want your things to be nice.
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Yep, just, uh, just gonna make it shine.
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Okay. Off to class, but first...
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For ye.
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Why are you giving me twenty dollars?
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Because I think you're neat.
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And because we're super friends.
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I'm not promising that I'll pick you
to be on my Brain Squeezers' team.
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Uh!
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Bye.
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Oh hey you guys.
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Wanna know what I'm
doing on my Pear Pad?
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- We didn't bring it up.
- Didn't ask.
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Well, I'm using a new
app. It's called Test E-Z.
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It teaches me all kinds of cool
information just in case I find myself
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in a situation where
I need to know things.
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Mmm?
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Like a game show?
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What?
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I mean, I guess that's a good example.
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Like right now, I'm learning
about America's fifty states.
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Did you know America has fifty states?
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I did.
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Well, do you know which one of
them they call the Aloha State?
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Yes.
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It's... h'way-eye-eye.
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Yay, Cat scores!
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Okay bye, I'm off to learn some
more knowledge, just in case.
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Wow, I guess people are pretty
desperate to be on a game show.
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I guess. But...
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Oh.
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I see through your little plan.
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- What's my plan?
- Oh, you know...
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To play it all cool and
act like you don't care
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about being on my Brain Squeezers team.
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Just to mess with my head, and
make me wanna ask you to be on it.
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Know what, that's,
that's really insulting.
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Can I be on your team?
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- I knew it!
- Please, come on!
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- I'm really good at these kind's...
- No! Hey! Don't want!
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- Stop following me!
- Remember that Sikowitz thing...
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Hey, baby sis!
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Hey. I was watching
Celebrity Spelunking.
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Look, I know all your dumb
friends have been bugging you to
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be on your Brain Squeezers team,
so I came up with two ideas.
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Oh, get away from me.
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Team option A...
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You, me, Andre, Robbie.
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I wanna hurt you.
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Team option B...
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Me, Andre, Beck, Sinjin.
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I'm not even on that team!
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Life's not all about you.
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Hey, does my pie smell funny?
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Oh!
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Pie in my eye!
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Pie in my eye!
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Ow!
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You bit my ear!
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[ Doorbell ]
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Hi.
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Ya know what, it was
wrong for me to come here.
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You're probably really
busy and I shouldn't...
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What's going on?
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My mom. She...
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They might put her in jail.
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What?! Come in, come in.
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What's going on, what did your mom do?!
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She...
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She's been stealing money at work.
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- Stealing money?
- I don't even blame her.
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Her sister, my aunt Susan,
she's really sick. And...
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She needs an operation,
but she's like broke...
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Oh my God. Listen...
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Why don't you bring your
aunt Susan over here,
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and then I'll put on some heavy shoes...
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And then I'll jump up
and down on her face.
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You insensitive witch.
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You liar.
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Look, Sinjin told me the
winning team on Brain Squeezers,
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splits ten thousand dollars and I
want my share of that money, Vega.
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I mean it, I want my slice.
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You are scrunching my shirt!
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Okay, I came up with the
perfect team, why is Jade here?
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You're not part of my perfect team.
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You're putting your
suck-fish sister on our team?!
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Our team?
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Suck-fish?!
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Stop it! Look, you know what?
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I'm tweeting! Yep, I am
on The Slap dot com...
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And I'm tweeting... "Big"...
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"News! I picked"...
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"My Brain Squeezers team".
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"It's me... and"...
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- Me!
- Me!
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"Andre. And"...
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- Me!
- Me!
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"Beck. And"...
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- Me!
- Me!
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"Robbie!"
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- No!
- If you hit send on that tweet I will...
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- Send!
- Ah!
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Suck-fish!
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[ Music ]
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Hi. I'm here with my team.
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We're ready to have our brains squeezed.
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- Ha ha ha.
- Name?
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I'm Tori Vega, Team Captain,
reporting for game show duty.
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Duty.
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What's wrong with you?
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My team members are Andre Harris, um...
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You already checked in.
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- Huh?
- You said your name's Tori Vega?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you checked in twenty minutes ago.
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But that... that doesn't...
that doesn't make any sense, I...
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Oh good, there's my team. Hey boys.
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That's Tori Vega.
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I'm Tori Vega.
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I'm Tori Vega.
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I'm Tori Vega!
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I'm not Tori Vega.
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[ Music ]
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Whoa whoa whoa. What's going
on here? What's this about?!
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[ Arguing ]
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[ Bang ]
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Oh! What was that?!
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A Bang Ball.
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That's how TV producers get a set quiet.
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Now what's the deal here?
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All I know is, my name is
Tori Vega and I'm here...
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I'm Tori Vega!
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Okay, here's my Hollywood Arts
I.D. proving I'm Tori Vega.
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You made a fake school
I.D. with my name on it?
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I don't know, this looks pretty real.
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Andre!
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- It's laminated!
- Oh!
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- Show us your school I.D.
- I didn't bring mine.
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Well, then show me
your driver's license.
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I don't have one yet.
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Aren't you like sixteen?
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I'm seventeen.
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And no driver's license?
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I'm Tori Vega!
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Liar!
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[ Arguing ]
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[ Bang ]
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Ah!
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That was my last Bang Ball!
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So everyone stay...
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Quiet.
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We're already behind, so...
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Andre, Beck, and Robbie,
you guys go with her.
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- You're on the yellow team.
- But but... no!
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But, but they're on, on my
team because I'm Tori Vega...
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Who cares?!
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You're gonna be Captain
of the blue team.
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Oh yay I like blue.
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But you just gave away my teammates!
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- You three in high school?
- Yeah! Yeah. Me am!
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Any contagious diseases?
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Contagious?
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No.
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There's your blue team.
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Uh... wait, but... but...
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Bang!
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Order me more balls.
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[ Music ]
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And it's time to play...
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Alright! Let's meet
our yellow Team Captain.
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Uh, well, my name is Tori, but on
game shows, I go by the name Jade.
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Sure!
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And our blue Team Captain...
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I'm Tori...
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All the time.
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Okay teams, here are the rules.
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I ask a series of questions. Team captains
decide who will answer for the team.
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Answer correctly, your
team gets a hundred points.
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Answer wrong, the other team
gets the points and you get a...
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- Excuse me?
- Yes, Tori all the time?
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Wh... what's a doink?
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Alright! First question's
to the yellows. Jade...
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Dave...
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The topic is animals. Who'll take it?
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Uh, Robbie.
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That's me.
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I know a lot about animals.
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When I was a boy, my mommy bought me the
book "The Zoo and You" and I read it from..
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The question is...
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Uh well, I've never actually
counted a camel's toes before.
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But my grandpa has five toes on
his foot, so I'm gonna say five.
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[ Buzzer ]
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That's a hundred points
for the blue team...
295
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And for Robbie, that's a...
296
00:14:39,907 --> 00:14:43,807
Uh-oh, so what does that mean...
297
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Robbie just got pus-blasted!
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Can-can I get a tissue?!
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Blue team! Tori...
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Yes?
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The topic is sports. Who'll take it?
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Uh...
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Trina.
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00:15:04,984 --> 00:15:06,983
I don't know anything about sports!
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The question!
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The answer... who cares?
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[ Buzzer ]
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The points go to the yellow team!
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00:15:19,496 --> 00:15:22,928
And for Trina, that's a...
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00:15:22,929 --> 00:15:28,629
No no no! Not in my face,
I mean it, not in my face...
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What? What nuts and bolts?
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Alright, that puts us at a
hundred points for both teams.
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My head is bleeding.
316
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I can't see out of my right eye.
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What kind of game show is this?!
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Yellow team! The topic is history.
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History, uh...
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Beck.
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- I'll pass.
- You can't pass.
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- Pass.
- Not an option.
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- I don't want this question.
- You're only making it worse.
324
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[ Buzzer ]
325
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I didn't even answer the question.
326
00:16:18,588 --> 00:16:20,723
That's a hundred points for the blue!
327
00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:23,026
[ Cheers and applause ]
328
00:16:23,027 --> 00:16:26,447
And for Beck, that's a...
329
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,719
Whoa! Okay, alright.
330
00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:35,108
And Beck's doink is...
331
00:16:36,193 --> 00:16:39,143
- Is that a bowling ball?!?
- Mm hum.
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Oh!
333
00:16:47,372 --> 00:16:49,869
Okay, next topic!
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I'm gonna need a minute.
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[ Music ]
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Blue team! Next topic math.
337
00:16:58,362 --> 00:17:01,000
Uh, let's go with...
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- Cat.
- No!
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Ya gotta answer something.
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00:17:05,469 --> 00:17:06,769
- Cat...
- No!
341
00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:09,788
I've never been doinked
before. I'm not ready!
342
00:17:09,789 --> 00:17:11,949
Question!
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00:17:15,504 --> 00:17:17,424
Um...
344
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Ninety... four-three?
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00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:22,870
[ Buzzer ]
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00:17:23,453 --> 00:17:24,520
Dang it!
347
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:27,757
That means Cat gets a...
348
00:17:27,758 --> 00:17:29,292
No! Can't we just skip my d...
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00:17:29,293 --> 00:17:31,093
Ow!
350
00:17:32,237 --> 00:17:33,763
I'm a girl!
351
00:17:33,764 --> 00:17:36,464
That's my face!
352
00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:39,726
Looks like Cat got...
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00:17:45,409 --> 00:17:47,569
Question!
354
00:17:47,778 --> 00:17:49,998
Yes! Yes?
355
00:17:54,151 --> 00:17:56,485
I don't know. Who would know that?!
356
00:17:56,486 --> 00:17:58,624
[ Buzzer ]
357
00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:00,924
No! Do not doink me!
358
00:18:00,925 --> 00:18:03,126
That's another hundred
points for the blue team...
359
00:18:03,127 --> 00:18:06,247
[ Cheers and applause ]
360
00:18:07,164 --> 00:18:10,633
And Jade, I'm afraid you're a
victim of "a-salt and battery".
361
00:18:10,634 --> 00:18:13,634
What does that mean?
362
00:18:29,137 --> 00:18:31,537
Ah! Ah! Ow!
363
00:18:31,688 --> 00:18:35,358
- What was that?
- That was a load of batteries!
364
00:18:35,359 --> 00:18:37,660
I know what they were!
365
00:18:37,661 --> 00:18:40,696
But why'd ya drop 'em on
me?! She got the answer wrong!
366
00:18:40,697 --> 00:18:43,299
Good point. More batteries!
367
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,268
What do you mean... no!
368
00:18:45,269 --> 00:18:47,069
No!
369
00:18:48,138 --> 00:18:50,774
Okay, that's-that's
borderline dangerous!
370
00:18:50,775 --> 00:18:53,476
Yeah, why don't you just drop
a car battery on her head.
371
00:18:53,477 --> 00:18:55,877
Car battery!
372
00:19:00,484 --> 00:19:02,284
Ow!
373
00:19:02,771 --> 00:19:04,931
[ Music ]
374
00:19:06,123 --> 00:19:08,524
The topic is bugs.
375
00:19:08,525 --> 00:19:10,445
Uh...
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Sinjin.
377
00:19:11,953 --> 00:19:14,930
Yay. I know all about bugs.
378
00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:17,459
Yeah, because you are one.
379
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,964
I wish.
380
00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:20,136
The question!
381
00:19:20,137 --> 00:19:24,707
What kind of spider likes
to eat dead, rotting flesh?
382
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:27,231
Easy. It's the northern speckled...
383
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:29,032
Ah!
384
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,969
Oh.
385
00:19:31,982 --> 00:19:34,417
He didn't even answer the question!
386
00:19:34,418 --> 00:19:36,619
Why'd you drop a toilet on his head?!
387
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:38,854
Not sure, sometimes things go wrong.
388
00:19:38,855 --> 00:19:41,195
[ Groaning ]
389
00:19:41,258 --> 00:19:44,304
Uh, tell ya what, let's give
each team a hundred points!
390
00:19:44,305 --> 00:19:46,429
And pretend this never happened.
391
00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:48,590
[ Music ]
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00:19:58,452 --> 00:20:02,532
We're back. Everyone on set please.
393
00:20:18,362 --> 00:20:20,462
I um...
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00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:24,408
I thought it was just
a game show, I'm...
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00:20:24,409 --> 00:20:26,169
I'm so sorry, you guys.
396
00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:29,672
No, we're sorry that you
haven't been doinked yet!
397
00:20:29,673 --> 00:20:31,625
How is that possible?!
398
00:20:31,626 --> 00:20:32,808
Back in five...
399
00:20:32,809 --> 00:20:33,866
I'm sorry!
400
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:34,793
Four...
401
00:20:34,794 --> 00:20:36,194
Three...
402
00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:37,170
Two...
403
00:20:37,171 --> 00:20:40,950
And we're back with a tie score!
404
00:20:40,951 --> 00:20:46,231
Blue team, one right answer
and you guys win the...
405
00:20:47,809 --> 00:20:51,409
The topic is U.S. states.
406
00:20:52,529 --> 00:20:54,029
Oh!
407
00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:55,998
I'm gonna pick Cat.
408
00:20:55,999 --> 00:20:57,700
- Cat...
- I'm ready!
409
00:20:57,701 --> 00:21:02,705
I learned all about The States
with my new app... Test E-Z.
410
00:21:02,706 --> 00:21:05,226
Your question!
411
00:21:11,781 --> 00:21:14,061
Ah geez...
412
00:21:18,537 --> 00:21:21,117
Wait! Is it...
413
00:21:22,461 --> 00:21:25,221
H'way-eye-eye?!?
414
00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:29,370
Uh, judges?
415
00:21:31,035 --> 00:21:34,275
And the blue team wins!
416
00:21:35,839 --> 00:21:39,975
Alright Tori, come with me to
collect ten thousand dollars!
417
00:21:39,976 --> 00:21:43,044
- Now stand right there.
- Okay!
418
00:21:43,045 --> 00:21:46,426
And here comes your money!
419
00:21:46,427 --> 00:21:50,567
Ah, look! Look at the money we get!
420
00:21:51,388 --> 00:21:56,404
Alright, Tori, to get the ten thousand
dollars, all ya gotta do is grab it.
421
00:21:56,405 --> 00:21:59,371
- Take it home.
- I... I can do that!
422
00:21:59,372 --> 00:22:02,431
Oh... um... what are we...
423
00:22:02,432 --> 00:22:03,944
On the floor?
424
00:22:03,945 --> 00:22:08,171
When you hear me yell "grab that
cash!" You have ten seconds to get it.
425
00:22:08,172 --> 00:22:10,739
Ah... what is this...
426
00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:13,380
What is your...
427
00:22:14,178 --> 00:22:15,211
[ Bell dinging ]
428
00:22:15,212 --> 00:22:17,880
Nine... eight... seven...
429
00:22:17,881 --> 00:22:21,784
Six... five... four only four seconds...
430
00:22:21,785 --> 00:22:24,258
Three... two... one...
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00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:25,488
[ Buzzer ]
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00:22:25,489 --> 00:22:27,289
Aw!
433
00:22:30,004 --> 00:22:33,304
And no money for anyone!
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00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:37,430
Tune in next time for...
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Get comfortable.
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We're gonna be here for awhile.
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