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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:08,115 --> 00:00:09,903 Mm-mm... 3 00:00:09,904 --> 00:00:12,272 Awesome french fries today. 4 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:14,975 Can I have a fry? 5 00:00:14,976 --> 00:00:17,856 Pbthpbthpbthpbthpbth. 6 00:00:17,979 --> 00:00:21,519 Does anyone else have fries? 7 00:00:22,650 --> 00:00:25,928 - Hey Cat, who are you talking to? - Shh! 8 00:00:25,929 --> 00:00:27,879 I've been on hold for an hour. 9 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:29,837 Who are you on hold with? 10 00:00:29,838 --> 00:00:32,099 I don't remember. 11 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,534 Then why don't you hang up? 12 00:00:33,535 --> 00:00:36,907 Because I love the hold music. It's all my favorite songs. 13 00:00:36,908 --> 00:00:41,913 I don't know who I'm holding for, but he or she is awesome. 14 00:00:41,914 --> 00:00:43,641 Oh my God! 15 00:00:43,642 --> 00:00:46,222 Yes! Yes! Yes! 16 00:00:46,715 --> 00:00:47,848 What's going on? 17 00:00:47,849 --> 00:00:53,749 Well... I just found out I got picked to be on Brain Squeezers! 18 00:00:56,525 --> 00:00:59,165 Brain Squeezers! 19 00:01:00,395 --> 00:01:02,463 The new game show. 20 00:01:02,464 --> 00:01:04,702 - I haven't heard of it. - No idea what that is. 21 00:01:04,703 --> 00:01:05,876 I'm on hold. 22 00:01:05,877 --> 00:01:10,149 Well, it's not on TV yet, but everyone says it's gonna be like the next big thing. 23 00:01:10,150 --> 00:01:14,275 - It is all the buzz. - I've heard no buzz. 24 00:01:14,276 --> 00:01:15,585 Really? 25 00:01:15,586 --> 00:01:18,937 No human being has ever heard of Brain Squeezers. 26 00:01:18,938 --> 00:01:21,616 You guys talking about Brain Squeezers? 27 00:01:21,617 --> 00:01:23,618 I said human being. 28 00:01:23,619 --> 00:01:25,853 Ooh, I love this song, too! 29 00:01:25,854 --> 00:01:29,355 I wonder if the person I'm holding for is my one true love. 30 00:01:29,356 --> 00:01:33,039 - You know what they say about... - Shut up! 31 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,696 So what is Brain Squeezers, anyway? 32 00:01:35,697 --> 00:01:37,620 It's a new game show for kids and teens. 33 00:01:37,621 --> 00:01:40,947 It's supposed to be a lot of fun, and you can win tons of money. 34 00:01:40,948 --> 00:01:44,302 They just started filming, and it's really hard to get picked to be on it. 35 00:01:44,303 --> 00:01:47,742 Well, not too hard for Tori. 36 00:01:47,743 --> 00:01:50,344 Check this out. 37 00:01:50,345 --> 00:01:53,165 O... M... R... G! 38 00:01:53,312 --> 00:01:56,216 - You got picked to be a Team Captain! - Sure did. 39 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:58,219 Ooh, can I please be on your team? 40 00:01:58,220 --> 00:02:00,617 - Please please please please? - Look, I just found out... 41 00:02:00,618 --> 00:02:01,974 - Please?! - Sinjin! 42 00:02:01,975 --> 00:02:03,445 Oh. 43 00:02:03,446 --> 00:02:06,231 I don't even know what the game is yet, so I need to think about it. 44 00:02:06,232 --> 00:02:08,785 - And then I'll pick my team. - So you might pick me? 45 00:02:08,786 --> 00:02:11,097 - I might. - Weeee! 46 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:12,548 I spit on those. 47 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,649 I know. 48 00:02:14,651 --> 00:02:17,338 - Can I be on your team? - I wanna be on Tori's team! 49 00:02:17,339 --> 00:02:19,539 - Listen to your hold music! - I can multitask! 50 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:23,704 - Tori, can I please be on your team... - Hey! Hold up. 51 00:02:23,705 --> 00:02:26,115 Tori said she needs to do some thinking. 52 00:02:26,116 --> 00:02:27,866 Figure some stuff out. 53 00:02:27,867 --> 00:02:29,835 And then she'll pick her team. 54 00:02:29,836 --> 00:02:32,266 - Thank you. - No prob. 55 00:02:32,267 --> 00:02:34,560 Because you and me, we're tight. 56 00:02:34,561 --> 00:02:37,201 We are friends. 57 00:02:37,243 --> 00:02:40,035 Tori and Andre are always on the same team. 58 00:02:40,036 --> 00:02:43,983 Great, so now everyone's pressuring me. 59 00:02:43,984 --> 00:02:46,485 I haven't asked to be on your Brain Squeezers team yet. 60 00:02:46,486 --> 00:02:47,452 True. 61 00:02:47,453 --> 00:02:52,290 But if you don't pick me something really bad might happen to you. 62 00:02:52,291 --> 00:02:54,893 Cat, how long are you gonna wait on hold? 63 00:02:54,894 --> 00:03:00,794 I don't mind waiting, I swear, I love every song they're playing. 64 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,431 You're not even on the phone. 65 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,871 You're listening to music from your play list. 66 00:03:05,872 --> 00:03:07,672 Oh. 67 00:03:09,074 --> 00:03:10,509 Huh. 68 00:03:10,510 --> 00:03:12,046 Man... 69 00:03:12,047 --> 00:03:13,746 Sinjin... 70 00:03:13,747 --> 00:03:16,687 What a weirdo, huh? 71 00:03:22,396 --> 00:03:23,821 [ Music ] 72 00:03:23,822 --> 00:03:27,122 Here I am once again. 73 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:30,670 Feeling lost but now and then. 74 00:03:30,671 --> 00:03:34,631 I breathe it in to let it go. 75 00:03:35,295 --> 00:03:38,473 And you don't know where you are now. 76 00:03:38,474 --> 00:03:43,211 And what it will come to if only somebody could hear. 77 00:03:43,212 --> 00:03:45,467 When you figure out how. 78 00:03:45,468 --> 00:03:47,075 You're lost in the moment. 79 00:03:47,076 --> 00:03:49,776 You disappear. 80 00:03:50,541 --> 00:03:54,180 You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action. 81 00:03:54,181 --> 00:03:55,601 You'll never gonna fade. 82 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:58,282 You'll be the main attraction. 83 00:03:58,283 --> 00:03:59,964 Not a fantasy. 84 00:03:59,965 --> 00:04:01,538 Just remember me. 85 00:04:01,539 --> 00:04:04,076 When it turns out right. 86 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:08,265 Because you know that if you live in your imagination. 87 00:04:08,266 --> 00:04:12,245 Tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination. 88 00:04:12,246 --> 00:04:13,895 In my victory. 89 00:04:13,896 --> 00:04:15,451 Just remember me. 90 00:04:15,452 --> 00:04:18,752 When I make it shine. 91 00:04:26,874 --> 00:04:28,202 Oh hey. 92 00:04:28,203 --> 00:04:29,756 Oh my God. 93 00:04:29,757 --> 00:04:31,543 No, no! 94 00:04:31,544 --> 00:04:33,344 No! 95 00:04:34,896 --> 00:04:38,819 Wow. Never heard that from a girl before. 96 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:42,473 I haven't decided yet who's gonna be on my Brain Squeezers team so 97 00:04:42,474 --> 00:04:46,413 - if you wanna be on it you're gonna have.. - Whoa whoa whoa whoa. 98 00:04:46,414 --> 00:04:49,943 I was just standing here, and I said "hey". 99 00:04:49,944 --> 00:04:55,844 I'm sorry, it's just everyone and I mean everyone has been bugging me today and... 100 00:04:58,571 --> 00:05:00,489 Oh hey. 101 00:05:00,490 --> 00:05:02,473 Why are you cleaning my locker? 102 00:05:02,474 --> 00:05:06,110 Because we're friends and I want your things to be nice. 103 00:05:06,111 --> 00:05:10,551 Yep, just, uh, just gonna make it shine. 104 00:05:12,484 --> 00:05:16,213 Okay. Off to class, but first... 105 00:05:16,214 --> 00:05:18,314 For ye. 106 00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:22,727 Why are you giving me twenty dollars? 107 00:05:22,728 --> 00:05:24,328 Because I think you're neat. 108 00:05:24,329 --> 00:05:28,169 And because we're super friends. 109 00:05:28,433 --> 00:05:34,333 I'm not promising that I'll pick you to be on my Brain Squeezers' team. 110 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:36,470 Uh! 111 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:43,881 Bye. 112 00:05:43,882 --> 00:05:46,383 Oh hey you guys. 113 00:05:46,384 --> 00:05:48,786 Wanna know what I'm doing on my Pear Pad? 114 00:05:48,787 --> 00:05:51,055 - We didn't bring it up. - Didn't ask. 115 00:05:51,056 --> 00:05:55,492 Well, I'm using a new app. It's called Test E-Z. 116 00:05:55,493 --> 00:05:58,752 It teaches me all kinds of cool information just in case I find myself 117 00:05:58,753 --> 00:06:02,700 in a situation where I need to know things. 118 00:06:02,701 --> 00:06:04,561 Mmm? 119 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:07,018 Like a game show? 120 00:06:07,019 --> 00:06:08,573 What? 121 00:06:08,574 --> 00:06:11,434 I mean, I guess that's a good example. 122 00:06:11,435 --> 00:06:13,987 Like right now, I'm learning about America's fifty states. 123 00:06:13,988 --> 00:06:17,114 Did you know America has fifty states? 124 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:18,950 I did. 125 00:06:18,951 --> 00:06:22,370 Well, do you know which one of them they call the Aloha State? 126 00:06:22,371 --> 00:06:23,900 Yes. 127 00:06:23,901 --> 00:06:26,661 It's... h'way-eye-eye. 128 00:06:26,662 --> 00:06:29,019 Yay, Cat scores! 129 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:33,947 Okay bye, I'm off to learn some more knowledge, just in case. 130 00:06:33,948 --> 00:06:39,003 Wow, I guess people are pretty desperate to be on a game show. 131 00:06:39,004 --> 00:06:41,644 I guess. But... 132 00:06:42,575 --> 00:06:44,375 Oh. 133 00:06:44,743 --> 00:06:47,878 I see through your little plan. 134 00:06:47,879 --> 00:06:50,180 - What's my plan? - Oh, you know... 135 00:06:50,181 --> 00:06:52,720 To play it all cool and act like you don't care 136 00:06:52,721 --> 00:06:55,548 about being on my Brain Squeezers team. 137 00:06:55,549 --> 00:07:01,449 Just to mess with my head, and make me wanna ask you to be on it. 138 00:07:02,470 --> 00:07:07,150 Know what, that's, that's really insulting. 139 00:07:07,766 --> 00:07:10,167 Can I be on your team? 140 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:12,126 - I knew it! - Please, come on! 141 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:14,533 - I'm really good at these kind's... - No! Hey! Don't want! 142 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:19,814 - Stop following me! - Remember that Sikowitz thing... 143 00:07:20,010 --> 00:07:22,590 Hey, baby sis! 144 00:07:22,648 --> 00:07:26,651 Hey. I was watching Celebrity Spelunking. 145 00:07:26,652 --> 00:07:29,677 Look, I know all your dumb friends have been bugging you to 146 00:07:29,678 --> 00:07:32,365 be on your Brain Squeezers team, so I came up with two ideas. 147 00:07:32,366 --> 00:07:34,625 Oh, get away from me. 148 00:07:34,626 --> 00:07:35,693 Team option A... 149 00:07:35,694 --> 00:07:38,550 You, me, Andre, Robbie. 150 00:07:38,551 --> 00:07:40,430 I wanna hurt you. 151 00:07:40,431 --> 00:07:41,732 Team option B... 152 00:07:41,733 --> 00:07:44,969 Me, Andre, Beck, Sinjin. 153 00:07:44,970 --> 00:07:47,905 I'm not even on that team! 154 00:07:47,906 --> 00:07:51,326 Life's not all about you. 155 00:07:51,999 --> 00:07:55,659 Hey, does my pie smell funny? 156 00:07:55,914 --> 00:07:57,714 Oh! 157 00:07:59,632 --> 00:08:01,919 Pie in my eye! 158 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,560 Pie in my eye! 159 00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:06,763 Ow! 160 00:08:06,764 --> 00:08:09,464 You bit my ear! 161 00:08:11,163 --> 00:08:13,503 [ Doorbell ] 162 00:08:17,936 --> 00:08:19,670 Hi. 163 00:08:19,671 --> 00:08:21,576 Ya know what, it was wrong for me to come here. 164 00:08:21,577 --> 00:08:24,188 You're probably really busy and I shouldn't... 165 00:08:24,189 --> 00:08:26,510 What's going on? 166 00:08:26,511 --> 00:08:28,946 My mom. She... 167 00:08:28,947 --> 00:08:31,148 They might put her in jail. 168 00:08:31,149 --> 00:08:34,449 What?! Come in, come in. 169 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:38,122 What's going on, what did your mom do?! 170 00:08:38,123 --> 00:08:40,103 She... 171 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:42,960 She's been stealing money at work. 172 00:08:42,961 --> 00:08:45,629 - Stealing money? - I don't even blame her. 173 00:08:45,630 --> 00:08:48,633 Her sister, my aunt Susan, she's really sick. And... 174 00:08:48,634 --> 00:08:51,401 She needs an operation, but she's like broke... 175 00:08:51,402 --> 00:08:53,951 Oh my God. Listen... 176 00:08:53,952 --> 00:08:55,890 Why don't you bring your aunt Susan over here, 177 00:08:55,891 --> 00:08:58,136 and then I'll put on some heavy shoes... 178 00:08:58,137 --> 00:09:01,912 And then I'll jump up and down on her face. 179 00:09:01,913 --> 00:09:03,914 You insensitive witch. 180 00:09:03,915 --> 00:09:05,533 You liar. 181 00:09:05,534 --> 00:09:08,454 Look, Sinjin told me the winning team on Brain Squeezers, 182 00:09:08,455 --> 00:09:12,024 splits ten thousand dollars and I want my share of that money, Vega. 183 00:09:12,025 --> 00:09:14,817 I mean it, I want my slice. 184 00:09:14,818 --> 00:09:17,725 You are scrunching my shirt! 185 00:09:17,726 --> 00:09:21,832 Okay, I came up with the perfect team, why is Jade here? 186 00:09:21,833 --> 00:09:24,230 You're not part of my perfect team. 187 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:27,004 You're putting your suck-fish sister on our team?! 188 00:09:27,005 --> 00:09:28,668 Our team? 189 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,540 Suck-fish?! 190 00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:33,592 Stop it! Look, you know what? 191 00:09:33,593 --> 00:09:38,337 I'm tweeting! Yep, I am on The Slap dot com... 192 00:09:38,338 --> 00:09:41,178 And I'm tweeting... "Big"... 193 00:09:41,179 --> 00:09:43,264 "News! I picked"... 194 00:09:43,265 --> 00:09:45,854 "My Brain Squeezers team". 195 00:09:45,855 --> 00:09:47,324 "It's me... and"... 196 00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:48,367 - Me! - Me! 197 00:09:48,368 --> 00:09:49,927 "Andre. And"... 198 00:09:49,928 --> 00:09:51,528 - Me! - Me! 199 00:09:51,529 --> 00:09:52,930 "Beck. And"... 200 00:09:52,931 --> 00:09:54,464 - Me! - Me! 201 00:09:54,465 --> 00:09:55,465 "Robbie!" 202 00:09:55,466 --> 00:09:57,567 - No! - If you hit send on that tweet I will... 203 00:09:57,568 --> 00:09:58,836 - Send! - Ah! 204 00:09:58,837 --> 00:10:01,117 Suck-fish! 205 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:03,880 [ Music ] 206 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,129 Hi. I'm here with my team. 207 00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:19,223 We're ready to have our brains squeezed. 208 00:10:19,224 --> 00:10:21,025 - Ha ha ha. - Name? 209 00:10:21,026 --> 00:10:25,562 I'm Tori Vega, Team Captain, reporting for game show duty. 210 00:10:25,563 --> 00:10:27,483 Duty. 211 00:10:27,830 --> 00:10:30,774 What's wrong with you? 212 00:10:30,775 --> 00:10:32,970 My team members are Andre Harris, um... 213 00:10:32,971 --> 00:10:34,939 You already checked in. 214 00:10:34,940 --> 00:10:37,377 - Huh? - You said your name's Tori Vega? 215 00:10:37,378 --> 00:10:38,407 Yeah. 216 00:10:38,408 --> 00:10:41,045 Yeah, you checked in twenty minutes ago. 217 00:10:41,046 --> 00:10:44,305 But that... that doesn't... that doesn't make any sense, I... 218 00:10:44,306 --> 00:10:47,651 Oh good, there's my team. Hey boys. 219 00:10:47,652 --> 00:10:49,619 That's Tori Vega. 220 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:51,506 I'm Tori Vega. 221 00:10:51,507 --> 00:10:52,857 I'm Tori Vega. 222 00:10:52,858 --> 00:10:55,498 I'm Tori Vega! 223 00:10:56,461 --> 00:10:58,562 I'm not Tori Vega. 224 00:10:58,563 --> 00:11:00,723 [ Music ] 225 00:11:06,944 --> 00:11:10,022 Whoa whoa whoa. What's going on here? What's this about?! 226 00:11:10,023 --> 00:11:12,303 [ Arguing ] 227 00:11:13,068 --> 00:11:14,073 [ Bang ] 228 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,442 Oh! What was that?! 229 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:17,944 A Bang Ball. 230 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:21,848 That's how TV producers get a set quiet. 231 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,519 Now what's the deal here? 232 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:26,267 All I know is, my name is Tori Vega and I'm here... 233 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:27,975 I'm Tori Vega! 234 00:11:27,976 --> 00:11:31,924 Okay, here's my Hollywood Arts I.D. proving I'm Tori Vega. 235 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:35,259 You made a fake school I.D. with my name on it? 236 00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:37,111 I don't know, this looks pretty real. 237 00:11:37,112 --> 00:11:38,389 Andre! 238 00:11:38,390 --> 00:11:40,722 - It's laminated! - Oh! 239 00:11:40,723 --> 00:11:43,666 - Show us your school I.D. - I didn't bring mine. 240 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:46,028 Well, then show me your driver's license. 241 00:11:46,029 --> 00:11:48,116 I don't have one yet. 242 00:11:48,117 --> 00:11:50,809 Aren't you like sixteen? 243 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,778 I'm seventeen. 244 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,496 And no driver's license? 245 00:11:54,497 --> 00:11:56,582 I'm Tori Vega! 246 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,783 Liar! 247 00:11:57,784 --> 00:12:00,064 [ Arguing ] 248 00:12:02,357 --> 00:12:03,385 [ Bang ] 249 00:12:03,386 --> 00:12:04,614 Ah! 250 00:12:04,615 --> 00:12:06,835 That was my last Bang Ball! 251 00:12:06,836 --> 00:12:09,669 So everyone stay... 252 00:12:09,670 --> 00:12:11,571 Quiet. 253 00:12:11,572 --> 00:12:13,799 We're already behind, so... 254 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:17,242 Andre, Beck, and Robbie, you guys go with her. 255 00:12:17,243 --> 00:12:19,379 - You're on the yellow team. - But but... no! 256 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:22,442 But, but they're on, on my team because I'm Tori Vega... 257 00:12:22,443 --> 00:12:24,783 Who cares?! 258 00:12:24,974 --> 00:12:27,851 You're gonna be Captain of the blue team. 259 00:12:27,852 --> 00:12:30,416 Oh yay I like blue. 260 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,119 But you just gave away my teammates! 261 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,689 - You three in high school? - Yeah! Yeah. Me am! 262 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:37,801 Any contagious diseases? 263 00:12:37,802 --> 00:12:39,648 Contagious? 264 00:12:39,649 --> 00:12:41,449 No. 265 00:12:41,639 --> 00:12:43,974 There's your blue team. 266 00:12:43,975 --> 00:12:45,737 Uh... wait, but... but... 267 00:12:45,738 --> 00:12:47,658 Bang! 268 00:12:47,878 --> 00:12:50,878 Order me more balls. 269 00:12:51,269 --> 00:12:53,429 [ Music ] 270 00:13:05,195 --> 00:13:08,555 And it's time to play... 271 00:13:15,439 --> 00:13:18,041 Alright! Let's meet our yellow Team Captain. 272 00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:23,942 Uh, well, my name is Tori, but on game shows, I go by the name Jade. 273 00:13:24,048 --> 00:13:25,590 Sure! 274 00:13:25,591 --> 00:13:27,799 And our blue Team Captain... 275 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,225 I'm Tori... 276 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,746 All the time. 277 00:13:32,714 --> 00:13:34,518 Okay teams, here are the rules. 278 00:13:34,519 --> 00:13:37,689 I ask a series of questions. Team captains decide who will answer for the team. 279 00:13:37,690 --> 00:13:39,679 Answer correctly, your team gets a hundred points. 280 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:45,580 Answer wrong, the other team gets the points and you get a... 281 00:13:48,321 --> 00:13:51,843 - Excuse me? - Yes, Tori all the time? 282 00:13:51,844 --> 00:13:54,964 Wh... what's a doink? 283 00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:01,262 Alright! First question's to the yellows. Jade... 284 00:14:01,263 --> 00:14:03,013 Dave... 285 00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:04,758 The topic is animals. Who'll take it? 286 00:14:04,759 --> 00:14:07,099 Uh, Robbie. 287 00:14:07,331 --> 00:14:09,304 That's me. 288 00:14:09,305 --> 00:14:10,779 I know a lot about animals. 289 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:14,325 When I was a boy, my mommy bought me the book "The Zoo and You" and I read it from.. 290 00:14:14,326 --> 00:14:17,146 The question is... 291 00:14:20,011 --> 00:14:23,928 Uh well, I've never actually counted a camel's toes before. 292 00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:28,003 But my grandpa has five toes on his foot, so I'm gonna say five. 293 00:14:28,004 --> 00:14:30,224 [ Buzzer ] 294 00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:35,529 That's a hundred points for the blue team... 295 00:14:35,530 --> 00:14:39,070 And for Robbie, that's a... 296 00:14:39,907 --> 00:14:43,807 Uh-oh, so what does that mean... 297 00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:53,733 Robbie just got pus-blasted! 298 00:14:53,734 --> 00:14:55,363 Can-can I get a tissue?! 299 00:14:55,364 --> 00:14:58,184 Blue team! Tori... 300 00:14:58,540 --> 00:14:59,667 Yes? 301 00:14:59,668 --> 00:15:01,655 The topic is sports. Who'll take it? 302 00:15:01,656 --> 00:15:03,169 Uh... 303 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,983 Trina. 304 00:15:04,984 --> 00:15:06,983 I don't know anything about sports! 305 00:15:06,984 --> 00:15:09,444 The question! 306 00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:14,587 The answer... who cares? 307 00:15:14,588 --> 00:15:16,808 [ Buzzer ] 308 00:15:17,315 --> 00:15:19,495 The points go to the yellow team! 309 00:15:19,496 --> 00:15:22,928 And for Trina, that's a... 310 00:15:22,929 --> 00:15:28,629 No no no! Not in my face, I mean it, not in my face... 311 00:15:29,454 --> 00:15:31,765 What? What nuts and bolts? 312 00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:33,566 Ah! 313 00:15:37,234 --> 00:15:37,986 Ah! 314 00:15:37,987 --> 00:15:43,687 Alright, that puts us at a hundred points for both teams. 315 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,218 My head is bleeding. 316 00:15:46,219 --> 00:15:48,858 I can't see out of my right eye. 317 00:15:48,859 --> 00:15:52,759 What kind of game show is this?! 318 00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:57,133 Yellow team! The topic is history. 319 00:15:57,134 --> 00:15:59,587 History, uh... 320 00:15:59,588 --> 00:16:01,508 Beck. 321 00:16:07,744 --> 00:16:09,744 - I'll pass. - You can't pass. 322 00:16:09,745 --> 00:16:11,580 - Pass. - Not an option. 323 00:16:11,581 --> 00:16:14,150 - I don't want this question. - You're only making it worse. 324 00:16:14,151 --> 00:16:16,371 [ Buzzer ] 325 00:16:16,921 --> 00:16:18,587 I didn't even answer the question. 326 00:16:18,588 --> 00:16:20,723 That's a hundred points for the blue! 327 00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:23,026 [ Cheers and applause ] 328 00:16:23,027 --> 00:16:26,447 And for Beck, that's a... 329 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,719 Whoa! Okay, alright. 330 00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:35,108 And Beck's doink is... 331 00:16:36,193 --> 00:16:39,143 - Is that a bowling ball?!? - Mm hum. 332 00:16:39,144 --> 00:16:40,944 Oh! 333 00:16:47,372 --> 00:16:49,869 Okay, next topic! 334 00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:52,788 I'm gonna need a minute. 335 00:16:52,789 --> 00:16:54,949 [ Music ] 336 00:16:55,159 --> 00:16:58,361 Blue team! Next topic math. 337 00:16:58,362 --> 00:17:01,000 Uh, let's go with... 338 00:17:01,001 --> 00:17:03,461 - Cat. - No! 339 00:17:03,868 --> 00:17:05,468 Ya gotta answer something. 340 00:17:05,469 --> 00:17:06,769 - Cat... - No! 341 00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:09,788 I've never been doinked before. I'm not ready! 342 00:17:09,789 --> 00:17:11,949 Question! 343 00:17:15,504 --> 00:17:17,424 Um... 344 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,649 Ninety... four-three? 345 00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:22,870 [ Buzzer ] 346 00:17:23,453 --> 00:17:24,520 Dang it! 347 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:27,757 That means Cat gets a... 348 00:17:27,758 --> 00:17:29,292 No! Can't we just skip my d... 349 00:17:29,293 --> 00:17:31,093 Ow! 350 00:17:32,237 --> 00:17:33,763 I'm a girl! 351 00:17:33,764 --> 00:17:36,464 That's my face! 352 00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:39,726 Looks like Cat got... 353 00:17:45,409 --> 00:17:47,569 Question! 354 00:17:47,778 --> 00:17:49,998 Yes! Yes? 355 00:17:54,151 --> 00:17:56,485 I don't know. Who would know that?! 356 00:17:56,486 --> 00:17:58,624 [ Buzzer ] 357 00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:00,924 No! Do not doink me! 358 00:18:00,925 --> 00:18:03,126 That's another hundred points for the blue team... 359 00:18:03,127 --> 00:18:06,247 [ Cheers and applause ] 360 00:18:07,164 --> 00:18:10,633 And Jade, I'm afraid you're a victim of "a-salt and battery". 361 00:18:10,634 --> 00:18:13,634 What does that mean? 362 00:18:29,137 --> 00:18:31,537 Ah! Ah! Ow! 363 00:18:31,688 --> 00:18:35,358 - What was that? - That was a load of batteries! 364 00:18:35,359 --> 00:18:37,660 I know what they were! 365 00:18:37,661 --> 00:18:40,696 But why'd ya drop 'em on me?! She got the answer wrong! 366 00:18:40,697 --> 00:18:43,299 Good point. More batteries! 367 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,268 What do you mean... no! 368 00:18:45,269 --> 00:18:47,069 No! 369 00:18:48,138 --> 00:18:50,774 Okay, that's-that's borderline dangerous! 370 00:18:50,775 --> 00:18:53,476 Yeah, why don't you just drop a car battery on her head. 371 00:18:53,477 --> 00:18:55,877 Car battery! 372 00:19:00,484 --> 00:19:02,284 Ow! 373 00:19:02,771 --> 00:19:04,931 [ Music ] 374 00:19:06,123 --> 00:19:08,524 The topic is bugs. 375 00:19:08,525 --> 00:19:10,445 Uh... 376 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:11,952 Sinjin. 377 00:19:11,953 --> 00:19:14,930 Yay. I know all about bugs. 378 00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:17,459 Yeah, because you are one. 379 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,964 I wish. 380 00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:20,136 The question! 381 00:19:20,137 --> 00:19:24,707 What kind of spider likes to eat dead, rotting flesh? 382 00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:27,231 Easy. It's the northern speckled... 383 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:29,032 Ah! 384 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,969 Oh. 385 00:19:31,982 --> 00:19:34,417 He didn't even answer the question! 386 00:19:34,418 --> 00:19:36,619 Why'd you drop a toilet on his head?! 387 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:38,854 Not sure, sometimes things go wrong. 388 00:19:38,855 --> 00:19:41,195 [ Groaning ] 389 00:19:41,258 --> 00:19:44,304 Uh, tell ya what, let's give each team a hundred points! 390 00:19:44,305 --> 00:19:46,429 And pretend this never happened. 391 00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:48,590 [ Music ] 392 00:19:58,452 --> 00:20:02,532 We're back. Everyone on set please. 393 00:20:18,362 --> 00:20:20,462 I um... 394 00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:24,408 I thought it was just a game show, I'm... 395 00:20:24,409 --> 00:20:26,169 I'm so sorry, you guys. 396 00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:29,672 No, we're sorry that you haven't been doinked yet! 397 00:20:29,673 --> 00:20:31,625 How is that possible?! 398 00:20:31,626 --> 00:20:32,808 Back in five... 399 00:20:32,809 --> 00:20:33,866 I'm sorry! 400 00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:34,793 Four... 401 00:20:34,794 --> 00:20:36,194 Three... 402 00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:37,170 Two... 403 00:20:37,171 --> 00:20:40,950 And we're back with a tie score! 404 00:20:40,951 --> 00:20:46,231 Blue team, one right answer and you guys win the... 405 00:20:47,809 --> 00:20:51,409 The topic is U.S. states. 406 00:20:52,529 --> 00:20:54,029 Oh! 407 00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:55,998 I'm gonna pick Cat. 408 00:20:55,999 --> 00:20:57,700 - Cat... - I'm ready! 409 00:20:57,701 --> 00:21:02,705 I learned all about The States with my new app... Test E-Z. 410 00:21:02,706 --> 00:21:05,226 Your question! 411 00:21:11,781 --> 00:21:14,061 Ah geez... 412 00:21:18,537 --> 00:21:21,117 Wait! Is it... 413 00:21:22,461 --> 00:21:25,221 H'way-eye-eye?!? 414 00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:29,370 Uh, judges? 415 00:21:31,035 --> 00:21:34,275 And the blue team wins! 416 00:21:35,839 --> 00:21:39,975 Alright Tori, come with me to collect ten thousand dollars! 417 00:21:39,976 --> 00:21:43,044 - Now stand right there. - Okay! 418 00:21:43,045 --> 00:21:46,426 And here comes your money! 419 00:21:46,427 --> 00:21:50,567 Ah, look! Look at the money we get! 420 00:21:51,388 --> 00:21:56,404 Alright, Tori, to get the ten thousand dollars, all ya gotta do is grab it. 421 00:21:56,405 --> 00:21:59,371 - Take it home. - I... I can do that! 422 00:21:59,372 --> 00:22:02,431 Oh... um... what are we... 423 00:22:02,432 --> 00:22:03,944 On the floor? 424 00:22:03,945 --> 00:22:08,171 When you hear me yell "grab that cash!" You have ten seconds to get it. 425 00:22:08,172 --> 00:22:10,739 Ah... what is this... 426 00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:13,380 What is your... 427 00:22:14,178 --> 00:22:15,211 [ Bell dinging ] 428 00:22:15,212 --> 00:22:17,880 Nine... eight... seven... 429 00:22:17,881 --> 00:22:21,784 Six... five... four only four seconds... 430 00:22:21,785 --> 00:22:24,258 Three... two... one... 431 00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:25,488 [ Buzzer ] 432 00:22:25,489 --> 00:22:27,289 Aw! 433 00:22:30,004 --> 00:22:33,304 And no money for anyone! 434 00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:37,430 Tune in next time for... 435 00:22:49,989 --> 00:22:51,375 Get comfortable. 436 00:22:51,376 --> 00:22:53,765 We're gonna be here for awhile. 437 00:22:53,766 --> 00:22:59,666 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 438 00:22:59,716 --> 00:23:04,266 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30061

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