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I just wanted to...
Making the final two.

Darius, if you really
can't play anymore,

then you have to marry Tiffany.

- Well, you got Romeo shot.
- If you even...

You put our suitor in the hospital.

The truth incriminates Rachel.

She's the one who called the cops.

I'm a reporter. That woman Mary,

who jumped off the roof
last year, that was a murder.

- Who's your source?
- Jeremy.

This piece will be unstoppable.

I need you to walk us through it.

We lied, we covered it up.

Police should've known when Darius...

'Cause we killed her.

Take the medicine, sweetheart.

I found a place. We'll work things out

with a therapist who isn't your mother,

then we are going to
burn this place down.

I saw Coleman sneaking out
of Yael's room this morning.

Hot version of you is
stealing your little boyfriend.

You need something that
you can build an episode on.

- Who's your target?
- Yael.

- Go away! Oh, my God!
- Why would you... ?

Quinn, what is it?

You want kids, and I can't have them.

I won't be anybody's disappointment.

- I have work to do.
- Quinn?

Are you really going
to let me walk away?

Yes.

Coleman knows about Mary.
He's about to expose us.

I am so sorry, Quinn.

We really have to stop them.

- Hey, babe, what's up?
- Hey.

- Um...
- Hands off the keyboard, please.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. What's going on?

My guys have been instructed
to confiscate every piece

of electronic equipment in this office

and to ferret out any backups
or cloud-based versions

you might have already uploaded.

Rachel, why are you doing this?

Uh, I don't know. Maybe because
I don't want to get carted off

to some beautiful institution

while you take down "Everlasting."

I know. I know that that's
what you think is best for me,

but I actually know what's best for me.

- Which is this.
- This is crazy, Rachel.

See, that's where you're
wrong again, Coleman.

Um, I'm not crazy.

In fact, I'm smart enough
to call your ex-girlfriend,

who told me that she
didn't break up with you

because you moved to Hollywood.

No, she actually broke up with you

when she found that you paid
off some downtrodden Asian extras

to impersonate the Cambodian sex slaves

in your award-winning documentary.

Shocking.

So it turns out that you're
just as full of shit as we are.

Now what's going to happen is this...

You are going to keep
your mouth shut about us,

we will keep our mouths shut about you,

and everyone will live
happily ever after.

I win.

Again.

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Move it.

Tonight on "Everlasting,"

Darius will make his final
choice live on the air.

Okay, now step back, Graham.
This isn't a fricking three-way.

Keep B cam on Tiffany. I want
plenty of snarky eye rolls

and that "I just smelled a fart"
thing she does with her face.

That. Yes. Perfect. That's perfect.

You're back.

Indeed. What do you got, Jay?

Got flowers, we've got dresses,
I've got blinding diamond rings.

Actually, I don't have
a horse-drawn carriage

because, apparently, the Clydesdales
dinged the driveway last season,

- but...
- Locations was mad.

Okay, whatever.

Everything else is a romance explosion.

Mmm, that's great.

But people want a shit-show, literally.

If last week's ratings
were any indication,

none of this love-dovey boondoggle.

Whatever happened to selling true love?

Yeah, that's over.

I want to see a bitch
bleed. Thank you. Let's go.

Let's see what we have
today, shall we, Rachel?

As you can see, I don't
just envision our lives

to just be the two of us.

Vision boards, wow.

I did that when I was
in the third grade.

We can be a beacon of light
for all those around us.

"A beacon of light"?
Who talks like that?

Just light the flame.

Thank you, Chantal. That was beautiful.

And, uh, last but not
least, Tiffany, you're up.

[Sighs]

Darius, I mean, sure

we could hang out at my
family's ranch and ride horses.

Oh, you can hang out at
your ranch. You're so rich.

... is filled with a bit
more adventure than that.

Oh, my God.

Hey, uh, C camera,

could you do a close-up
on Tiffany's ankle, please.

Passion, excitement, desire.

Unbelievable.

Graham: Exciting.

Thank you, Tiffany. That, uh...

I'll have to... Sounds exciting.
What are you even talking about?

- So, uh, what?
- America...

You're screwing her now?

[Indistinct talking]

How did you know that?

The anklet.

It's your move. Your only move, Chet.

You give one to every person
you become infatuated with.

Hell, you even gave one to
me when I was still a PA.

You remembered.

- Is Quinn a little jealous?
- Mm.

- [Laughs] You wish.
- Mm.

It's a taste issue, Chet.

It was tacky then, and it's tacky now.

[Scoffs]

So I'm supposed to get engaged tonight

to one of these girls?

No, not one of these girls. To Tiffany.

Remember, we talked about this.

It's true, D.

She's got the dad, the connections.

That's the only reason I'm back here,

to make sure this really happens.

You need to get your head
in the game, my brother.

Exactly. And pretty soon,

we're going to have to come
clean about this injury.

So unless you plan on
moving out to the boonies

to like, run a used car dealership
for the rest of your life,

we need a decision.

Which I thought we'd already made,

but regardless, we have
to prep for a winner.

I like how you guys got all the answers.

- What now?
- [Door closes]

It's Tiffany.

Oh! Congratulations!

Mazel Tov.

Uh, yeah.

You know, I think, uh, Tiffany

is going to be perfect, actually.

Why would... Wh-what did
you say it like that for?

What's... ?

You know, why don't you just
get back out there, okay?

Because my diamond guy's setting up.

Just make sure that Tiffany
picks the emerald cut,

'cause like it or not,
that's what she's getting.

And you, why don't you go do something?

How about you, Wags?

- What?
- You're just going to sit there?

Oh, no. Uh, no, you know I never listen.

Yeah. Why don't you
just make yourself busy?

I will. [Clears throat]

Now let the real work
begin. You ready to do this?

Born ready. What do you got?

Well, I need you to produce Yael
to get her ass back on camera.

No.

I need her for the finale.

That girl hates me.

I made her shit her pants
on national television.

[Laughs] I know. It was fantastic.

But she's part of a
much larger plan, okay?

Trust me. It's going to be epic.

They're only letting you keep the car

'cause nobody else wanted it.

I can't believe you could
even show your face to me.

- You have balls.
- Oh, my God, you're such a dick, dude.

Hot Rachel? I mean, seriously?

You just couldn't control yourself.

Oh, you had just revealed
some fairly alarming details

about your mother, about
Mary, about who you really are.

I'd say the instinct to run away
from all that's pretty human.

Oh. So I'm just too damaged
to bring to your Puritan,

stick-in-the-ass family
wedding in Chilmark?

That's just not what my family is about.

And your family knows, right?

That your whole career is based on lies?

Do they?

I'm not going to let
you touch this place.

Because this "Everlasting"
is all you have left now.

That's sad.

- And Quinn and all the other vagabond...
- Mm-hmm.

... orphan misfits that work here,

they are the only people
who will ever accept you

for the broken, damaged,
vile person that you are.

All right, guys, you can
take him away now, thank you.

- I promise you this is not over.
- Let's go.

"Ring shopping"... two words
which inspire butterflies

in the bellies of women
all over the world.

[Sighs]

Now, if Darius decides
to take that next step

with either one of
you tonight on live TV,

then one of these beautiful
baubles could be yours.

- Tiffany: Oh, my God!
- Chantal: Oh, my God!

Hmm. Distract them with sparkles.

- These are gorgeous! Oh, my gosh.
- Look at this one! That is amazing.

Hey. You wanted me?

Yes. Uh, go get Tiffany for me.

- Yeah, but they're doing the diamond...
- Right now.

Yep. Okay.

[Knock on door]

Hi.

What?

All right, look, I know I'm probably

the last person you
want to see right now.

You poisoned me.

You humiliated me on
national television,

and you and Quinn just,
what, laughed about it?

No. And I'm sorry, okay?

It was all my idea, and
I know that it was wrong.

Uh, Quinn just wants to
speak to you right over there.

- Oh. Is... Okay.
- Thank you. Yeah.

Hi. Hey, Quinn.

Hi. Uh, okay, here's the deal.

Technically, I'm not supposed
to be telling you this,

but... it's you.

Darius is picking you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

Ahh! That's amazing.

It is, isn't it?

And yet, there's more.

Um, not only is Darius
going to propose to you,

but he wants to marry you
tonight on live television.

Oh, my God. That's unbelievable.

It is unbelievable, isn't it?

So you're going to need to get
your family here right away.

Okay, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
I'll call my dad right now.

He's going to be so stoked.

Oh, I bet. [Laughs]

Thank you. I cannot say that enough.

Oh, you can, actually.

And there's... There's one more thing.

I'm going to need you to dump Chet.

What are you... talking
about? I'm not...

Uh, Tiffany?

That really can't be happening

if you're going to
marry Darius now, can it?

Nope. You're absolutely right.

- Consider it done.
- Oh, I do.

Hey, can we just be
honest for one second?

Probably just a lot of,
like, internalized misogyny,

you know, like I hate you
but I really hate myself.

I mean, I'm a feminist,
and this is what I do.

No, do not try to Sarah Lawrence me.

I'm not an idiot. You're dangerous.

And from what Coleman tells
me, you're actually crazy,

which makes you even more dangerous.

Okay, so, um, can I at least
try to make it up to you?

'Cause I could help you change
the narrative if you wanted.

Quinn needs somebody
to go on camera tonight

to confront Tiffany
about some hidden secret.

You could be the truth teller.

So you want me to go on television

and shame another girl just
to get the focus off of myself?

This is what's wrong with America,

women constantly hurting other women.

Got it, Hillary, no problem.

I was just trying to tell
you that all of that cameras

would be focused on you,
every eye in America.

You would be the star.

Isn't that really why you
came here in the first place?

Just saying there's a lot more
you can get out of this show,

besides a husband.

[Door closes]

[Sighs]

Quinn, I don't understand.

You told both the girls
that they're going to win.

Of course I did.

And that Darius wants to marry them.

Ugh. Listen to me.

Last season, when Anna was triumphantly

walking up the staircase and
wearing that poof of a dress,

I realized I could never
see a finale any other way.

And what is better than one bride?

- Two brides?
- See?

- But does Darius even know?
- Uh, listen, numbnuts.

You want a seat at the
grownup table or not?

- So badly.
- Then pay attention, okay?

The suitor fake-proposing
to one of these bimbos

might've been interesting
14 seasons ago,

but now we have an
obligation to our viewers.

We have to escalate the
tension, up the stakes,

complicate the story.

- Two brides.
- Right.

Darius is backed into a
corner, he has to pick Tiffany,

leaving Chantal humiliated,

and all in that
beautiful Vera Wang dress,

making it that much more depressing.

Wait, but... But Chantal's my girl.

Ugh. Trust me, you don't
want Tiffany, either.

Why not?

Because once Tiffany is safely
ensconced as Mrs. Darius Beck,

we bring back the storm of
poop [laughs] that is Yael,

and she reveals that Tiffany

has secretly been sleeping
with the executive producer.

What? Quinn!

It is blood on the floor,
an abattoir ratings bonanza.

- You're incredible.
- Yes. I am.

Chantal does have a dying grandma.

- I could absolutely get her here.
- Oh, see, now we're talking.

- Good job, go, go, go.
- Now we both lose, you little idiot.

Neither of our girls win.

Actually, Darius will
be marrying Tiffany,

so that is a win.

Oh, just relax. I'll give you the bonus.

- You two can split it.
- [Scoffs]

So that's it, huh?
This is just what we do

at the end of every season
now, just humiliate the suitor?

Now, that is a show that I would watch.

Can't you see how unfair
this is to Darius, Quinn?

After everything we put him
through, he deserves an ending.

This is an ending...
just not a happy one,

but it's about as real as it gets.

[Door opens]

Ooh.

Oh, my God, Chet?

Chet, what are you doing here?

That's not sexy at all.

- What are you doing?
- Oh.

I just wanted to drop by and tell you

that, you know, I get it.

You get it?

Wow. Okay. [Laughs]

Okay, well, that...
that makes things really easy.

- Did Quinn talk to you?
- No, she didn't have to.

I know you got to play the game.

Hell, I created the game.

[Chuckles] All right, well, uh,

thanks for being so understanding.

Do all the talk shows and get the
covers of all the magazines,

couple of beaucoup
endorsements, make a lot of money,

and then you break off the engagement.

Happens every year.

Um...

Uh, Chet, you know what?

Uh, I have to tell you something.

Um...

You know, Darius doesn't
just want to get engaged tonight,

he wants to get married.

And I'm going to say yes.

Even better. Yeah,
you'll get an annulment.

This thing, we can draw it out forever.

- I mean, that's... that's brilliant.
- No.

No, Chet, I'm going
to marry Darius tonight

for real.

Believe it or not, I love him.

I re... I really am sorry, but, I mean,

when you really think about it, it's...

It's not like we ever really
started anything.

It was ridiculous.

It was really comforting.

- Comforting?
- Yeah.

But we have to end it.

I'm sorry, I... I... I have
to finish getting ready, okay?

Yael's in.

[Laughs] See? You really can do anything.

Oh, my God, it was so easy.
It was textbook narcissist.

You know, I don't really understand
what he sees in her.

Ugh. What are you talking about?

He sees me,

only younger, hotter, less damaged.

Exactly. Not you.

Guy's an idiot.

Now I'm the idiot.

I blew it.

Just like my mom said I would.

What do you mean, like your mom said?

Come on.

Coleman hacked your phone and
tried to put me in jail,

so how did you mess that up?

I just told him all this... this stuff.

You know, like stuff that...

That happened to me when I was a kid.

I...

Okay, life lesson right there.

Yeah.

Screw Coleman.

And screw your mom.

'Cause believe it or not,

all that crap that happened to you

made you exactly who you are.

And you're perfect.

[Engine shuts off]

[Car door shuts]

Hey, man, this seat taken?

- Come on, man. Let me buy you a drink.
- No.

- Bartender: How's it going?
- Uh, back him up.

- For you?
- No, I'm good, thanks.

You want a drink, man, there's
a douche bag bar down the street.

That's funny.

No, seriously.

You ran me out of a
job. What more do you want?

I did you a favor. "Everlasting"
is a hell-hole,

Rachel's a wrecking ball who
leaves nothing but devastation

- in her wake.
- [Laughs]

She dumped you.

That was... That was fast.

Not exactly.

I have a plan. I'm gonna
shut that show down.

You want to help me?

What do you have in mind?

We're getting closer to
Darius' final choice, tonight, live.

Obviously, he has a very
big decision to make,

and we have some big surprises in store.

Oh, you have no idea what
kind of surprises, Graham.

You're going to be excited.
You might even get a hard-on.

But first, let's take a look back
at Tiffany and Chantal's journeys,

two journeys which each
began with one simple step.

Oh, this is going to be so exciting.

Cue the packages.

Tiffany: When are you
going to get out the box

and start using your damn legs?

Ugh. The fact that I have
to watch this stuff again

nauseates me.

So we got Chantal's grandma.

- She's in a car, she's on her way.
- Great.

She has no idea what's coming, does she?

Do you ever feel bad
about what we do to these girls?

- Darius: Oh, my God!
- Darius, I'm so sorry!

No.

No, we don't. Okay.

Hey, hey, eyes up here.

She's a moron.

- That's a cut.
- Graham: That sucked. I... I...

No, it was good.

No, I'm not in the moment
here, just hold on.

No, it was great. We're
going to move on.

I need another take,
I'm not feeling it.

- We're not doing another take.
- I saw images of, like, other shit.

Darius?

Hey, how you doing?

Good, no thanks to you.

Okay, uh, well, today is the last day,

so I just wanted to come
over and say that, um...

I was sorry, you know, about
the cops and Romeo.

Should've never listened to you.

When I pulled up in that limo, day one,

I should've seen that do-gooder,
white girl, crazy-eyed look

and run right then.

I would've really
loved to have run with you.

- Now I'm supposed to feel sorry for you?
- No, no, no, no. I just wish that...

You know what I wish? That I could
still be playing football.

Yeah, that I was
actually proposing to a woman

that I love, that I could
have played the game and won.

But I get it.

Yeah, I get it, I get
it. Nothing's real.

It's all a facade.

So I'll play that.

[Door opens]

- [Door closes]
- Romeo, hi.

Don't.

You got me shot, so we don't talk again.

Ever. That's how this works.

You ready, D?

- [Door opens]
- Coleman: How you doing?

Long day, huh?

- Hey.
- Hey.

How did you get in here?

PA doesn't know I was fired.

What's going on?

So Rachel's out, and
they confiscated the footage.

What?! Coleman, how
did you let that happen?

Hold on, it's not over yet,
and that's why we're here.

Yeah, uh, Coleman thought that,

uh, maybe I could
use some media training,

you and I get our stories straight.

When they let you out of
here, I'm taking you and Jeremy,

and my buddy at CNN, we're going to
blow the lid off this thing tonight.

This story coming from you
two, I think, is going to be big.

- Us two?
- I can't go public.

That's a... that's a whole nother
story. Look, we got a couple hours.

I want to prep both of you
right now, make sure we have our...

Wait a minute. We might not need CNN.

They've asked me to appear live tonight.

Wait, how... How'd you finagle this?

I didn't finagle
anything. Rachel just asked me.

She practically begged me. They're
trying to screw over the bride-to-be.

It's so stupid.

Come on, she just got
out of a psych ward.

She's a little crazy.

Rachel was in a mental hospital?

You don't... Oh, yeah.

Okay, so, so, Romeo got
shot, she lost her mind,

she called her mom, her
mom put her in the hospital

and on these drugs. She
was out of her mind.

So when I finally got her out of here,

she thought that was
a good time to tell me

about some crazy childhood rape.

At the hands of one
of her mother's patients.

I mean, with a mother like
that, what do you expect?

Hey, you dodged a bullet
on that one, am I right?

Uh, yeah. Um...

Yeah, I didn't know about that.

Rachel: Hey, I've been trying
to get you on the walkie.

I turned it off.

What's going on?

- I'm just over it.
- What are you talking about?

You know I actually let myself believe

we were doing something
good here this season?

With a black suitor?

Now we're straight-up screwing
Darius over and for what?

Half a bonus I have
to split with Madison

and Darius gets nothing.

Not Tiffany, not Chantal,

he can't even play football anymore.

Just another Caucasian
savior making history,

and you're just willing to
blow it up just like that.

So what if there was another way?

This is so exciting.

We're all going to be on live TV?

- Yeah.
- And my Chantal is getting married.

Aw! Look at that.

Her grandma made it, tubes and all.

Who is that old guy in the front row?

That is Tiffany's dad.

If you had more grey hair,

it'd be like looking in the mirror, huh?

[Laughter]

Go ahead, laugh all you
want. Laugh all you want.

You produced Tiffany to marry Darius.

That means you're a little jealous.

You know, not everything
is about you, Chet.

- And yet...
- And yet, not jealous, okay?

Not when I have all of this,
which is about to explode.

- Man: [Speaks indistinctly]
- Pooh! [Laughs]

Rachel? Rachel?

What... What are you doing here?
You're not supposed to be here.

I know. I know. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry about everything.

You're sorry for what, beating me up?
You know you're not supposed to be here.

Look, I know, I know. This is important.

- Just hear me out.
- What are you talking about?

I'm sorry. Coleman told me.

- Him and Yael, they...
- Yeah, I know all about them.

No, no, you don't.
She's... She's a reporter.

And she's about to go on live
TV and tell the whole world

that we killed Mary.

I wish to wear my Welsh wristwatch.

She sells seashells
down by the seashore.

A big black bug bit a big black bear

in the a big black butt, and the
big black butt bled black blood.

Okay, so, you know, you
do look absolutely amazing.

Thank you, Madison. You look cute.

Thanks.

So you know what to say, right?

Oh, yeah, I know exactly
what I'm going to say.

So you just wait till they say the vows

and the I do's, and that's our cue.

Yep. All good.

Oh, my God.

I got to do something.

Um, there she is.

All right, Jeremy, you got to go.

No. No. Let me stay.

Okay, just meet me in the
camera truck in five minutes.

All right.

Quinn: Okay, people, showtime.

Here's my count. Ready? In 3, 2, 1.

Welcome back to "Everlasting,"
where love always finds a way.

We've come to the end
of our journey of love,

Romeo: These people have
no idea what goes on here,

like what they did to you.

Let's just get what we came for.

- You good?
- I'm good.

I don't have a choice, right?

Not really.

[Whispers] Madison.

Hey, uh, Quinn wants you to
check in on Chantal's grandmother.

Oh, my God, is she suffocating?

Oh, my God, she's having a
really hard time breathing.

No, no, no, no, no.

Tonight is a very special
evening here on "Everlasting,"

not only for our contestants,
but also for me personally.

God, this is not about you.

You are an insignificant turd,

- so come on, let's get on with the show.
- Ladies and gentlemen...

What are you up to, twinsie?

Hey. Uh, I don't know
where I'm supposed to sit.

Oh.

You're a rat.

Excuse me?

You're a sweaty, tabloid hack.

Jeremy sold me out.

Oh, no, he didn't sell. He knows exactly
what you're worth... He gave you away.

Hi, can we get security here, please?

Fine. You can stop me
from being on the show,

but you can't stop me from telling
the world what you people do.

Hi, yeah, can we get
her in a room, please?

Let's lock the door and make
sure no one comes in. Thank you.

You can't shut me up, Rachel.

His decision cannot be any harder,
ladies and gentlemen.

Of course, we have debutante Chantal

or pro-football royalty Tiffany.

Who will Darius choose?

I say we find out, shall we?

Because here he is... Darius Beck.

[Applause]

Ah, here we go.

Where the hell have you been?

Just a couple last-minute issues.

Everything's fine.

Yeah, well, it better be.

Where's Rachel?

I don't know.

But we have to go exclusive
with whoever can get here first.

Uh-huh.

Great. Love it. I'll see you soon.

In an "Everlasting"
surprise, this evening,

we will not be having a proposal...

but instead, with
Darius' special request,

we're going to be having a wedding.

- [Cheers and applause]
- Wait, what?

Surprise! Look at his face.

Graham: Remember, you're
on live television.

Okay, come on, here we go.

Cue the music, cue the dry ice.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Oh! Two brides!

What?!

No.

What are you doing here?

- What are you doing here?
- Chantal!

- [Laughing]
- This is my wedding day.

What do you think this is?

Yes! Yes!

Bride-on-bride
cat fight!

Whoo-hoo! This is fantastic.

I was specifically told.
You heard something wrong.

- What? They specifically told me.
- Oh, hold on.

Hey, uh, we have to cut to commercial.

Go to commercial right now.

Okay, that's a cut for commercial.

- Dan! What the heck!
- Great job. Hi.

- [All shouting]
- What is this?

I didn't know, either. I thought
there was only going to be one of you.

Great idea with the curtain! Genius!

Okay. Come on. Let's get this down.

Oh, this is fantastic, you guys.

Oop. Wait, what is that?

Who sidelined my girl?

Where's Rachel?

- Coleman? Hi.
- And then...

Hi. You should just
give it a rest, okay?

Yael's on lockdown.

Well, that is until our reporter
from Entertainment Weekly

- gets here.
- What does that mean?

Uh, it seems that they got wind

of how she lied her way onto the show.

Yeah, yeah, and they're going to
do an article discrediting her,

so from here on end, nobody's
going to believe a word

that comes out of her mouth.

Is that what you think?

No, I don't think. I know.

- Okay, you guys look good. Ready?
- [All shouting]

Okay, we're live in
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Action.

- Darius.
- Darius.

Oh, he's perfect.

Well, the man's an
athlete. He's a quarterback.

What does that have to do
with him being able to smile?

Darius, um, you obviously have
a very big decision to make.

What are you going to do?

Okay. Go ahead. Discredit Yael.

- I'll just come forward myself.
- Oh, really?

I'll admit I faked the documentary.

And why would you do that?

That's my mea culpa.

And then who better to
expose the seedy underbelly

of what you do here than someone
who knows exactly how it's done?

Yeah, except that you would never do it,

- because it's too big of a risk.
- Watch me.

I'll burn your empire to the ground.

And you and your fellow sociopaths

will go to jail where you belong.

What was your plan? What
were you going to do?

'Cause you can't keep
Yael past wrap. What then?

'Cause we're actually
going to go to the press

and tell them just how far you'll go

to make really bad television.

And there's not one damn
thing you can do about that.

I win.

[Chuckles]

Go to your little finale and enjoy it.

It'll be your last one.

[Door closes]

We need an answer,
Darius, now on live television.

- Uh...
- Quinn: What the hell is he doing?

- Uh...
- He looks like a sheep.

It's called a panic attack, Quinn.

Oh, please, okay.

Come on, just pick Tiffany.

I think I need a moment to,
uh, consult with my best man.

Of course.

What's the hold-up? [Sighs]

- Ladies and gentlemen...
- This is some B.S. I'm out of here.

- D, no.
- No, no, no, no.

They want me to get married?

Man, this is not what I signed up for.

Look, we're almost there.

So what I'm going to need for
you to do is make a choice.

I need you to do it now.

... millions of you at
home are watching, praying...

No, no, no no way, this is TV, okay?

Marriage is for real, okay?

- I'm not doing it.
- Look, you can annul later.

Just do it.

We do not want this to
end in a PR disaster.

Look, these girls
brought their families, okay,

so it's real for them, too.

I can't, not if I don't mean it.

Then mean it. Here we go.

With that being said, Darius,
have you made your decision?

Which one of our beautiful ladies
are you going to marry?

Darius: We've been on quite a
journey together, haven't we?

Rach.

I can't. But, wait, did you... ?

Ever since the day we started...

Hey, I need you for a second.

- What?
- Come here.

No, I... Jay, take over.

What the?

Look, I tried to stop
them, but Yael and Coleman

are going to the press
tonight as soon as the finale's over.

They're going to take down the
show, Quinn. We're all going to jail.

- And there's nothing that I could do.
- Rachel!

We are in the middle of a live finale,

which I am producing,
okay, so just go and handle it.

- How?
- I don't care, all right.

We said we were going to
take him down, so take him down.

Your dragon. Go.

Graham: Two beautiful women...

Uh, hey, Madison?

I need you to go and get yourself,
uh, pretty, okay?

Get camera-ready,

because you are going to
drop the hammer on Tiffany, so go.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Oh, please, get over it!

It's obvious, I know what I have to do,

because when I get
married, it's going to be forever,

- it's going to be real.
- Oh...

I care so much for each one of you...

He's doing it again, you
know, every time with Graham.

Um, I don't think...

Can I help you?

Dan?

I'm gonna get out of here.
Hey, Madison, have a seat.

I know I have
decision that I have to make,

and I'm going to make the
decision right here,

- right now.
- Finally.

So in good conscious,

I just can't marry either one of you.

Ruby?

What the hell is she doing here?

[Gasps]

- What is happening?
- What are you doing here?

Are you okay?

Do you know how long it's
been since someone asked me that?

Jay told me you were in trouble.

You might have something that
you want to say to me?

You have no idea.

First I want to say to
you, in front of God,

in front of everybody,
um, I never should've cut you.

It was a huge, huge mistake.

Good for him. Look at that.

Something real is actually
happening on "Everlasting."

Hey, Quinn, do you still want me to...

You've always told the truth, Ruby.

That's what I've always loved about you.

So now it's my turn.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, hell, no.

Ruby Carter, will you marry me?

[Cheers and applause]

Um...

[Chuckles]

Say yes.

No.

- A wedding? Come on.
- Yes.

Why not?

- We've known each other for nine weeks.
- Okay.

Well, that's crazy.

Come back up here.

What I feel for
you, Darius, that's real.

I love you.

And you know that.

So let's get away from all these cameras

and see what's there,

see what we can have
together for real, just you and me.

Okay?

Come here.

[Laughs]

[Cheers and applause]

Now, that is true love.

True love...

Who gets that?

Ladies and gentlemen, that's love.

[Cheers and applause]

All right, guys, let's...
Let's head outside, okay?

Quinn, are you okay?

[Scoffs]

Not a chance, man.
Show's over, and we're out.

Hold on. Let me check it out.

[Sighs]

Thank you.

- All right, let's roll.
- Yeah.

Hey, hey, Rach.

Hey, so, um, I think you
should just really leave.

I mean, it's over. Yael and Coleman,

they're going to, like,
go to the press tonight.

Okay, and there's like... I...
I... I just don't even know

what we could say
to discredit them at this point.

They're basically like this bomb

that knows every single
thing that we've ever done.

[Sighs] Maybe it's,
like, the right thing,

you know, maybe it's for the best?

No.

Or maybe I should
just, like, go to jail.

- Rach.
- I don't know.

I mean, I actually
might, in fact, be crazy.

I mean, crazy people do horrible things,

and I've done horrible things.

I mean, you know
that better than anybody.

- You know.
- I didn't know.

Rach, I didn't know
what happened to you before.

I mean, is that when your
mom started treating you,

'cause of that?

God, how dumb? I just trusted her.

I didn't know. I was just so angry,

and I... I love you so much
and I'd do anything for you.

And I just thought...

Look, I mean, we're
just over, Jeremy, okay?

- You know that.
- It's over.

No way that we're ever
going to come back from that,

and this whole thing
is about to come out.

- I know, I know, I know.
- Okay?

- It's... I mean...
- Just please.

I mean, we could try...

No, we can't, dude! We
are all going to jail!

Do you not get it?

Okay? There is nothing
that anybody can do to stop it!

Oh, my God, this is all my fault.

[Engine starts]

Tiffany: I mean, how could he do this?

Chantal: He promised.

It was supposed to be one
of us, either you or me.

Yes, but not her.

And it's like they knew
that he was tricking us.

- Like using us.
- Like using us.

Come here, beautiful.

All right, guys, get ready.

- Good job.
- You, too.

This is what you
wanted for the season, Rach.

It's all me.

Graham: There are so
few times in your life

when you know you made the right choice,

when you've met that special person

that changes the course of your life

and when regret is a thing of the past.

Oh, "Just Married."

Let's leave it up there for now.

See how it feels.

[Laughs]

Congratulations.

They gonna be poor.

They're gonna be happy.

Happy is better.

This is one of those times.

[Cheers and applause]

Dan: Cut. That's a wrap.

[Bell rings]

Okay, everyone, let's get
out of here before daylight.

Hey, Rach?

Hmm?

Good job.

I want you to know whatever happens,

you're my family.

I love you.

We'll always have each other.

Yeah. We'll always have that.

[Knock on door]

Ha-ha. Look at you.

As it turns out, you were
the showrunner, after all.

Uh, Quinn?

No, you nailed it.

Black suitor, black wifey.

It's like a real life fairy tale.

History made.

Look, Quinn, I'm... I'm really sorry.

I tried, but...

So it's over?

Well... it was only a matter of time.

At least we went out with a bang, huh?

- [Chuckles]
- [Door opens]

[Door closes]

Guys, uh, Jeremy has
something to tell you.

Um... you don't ever have
to worry about them again.

I told you I'd do anything.

Man: We have live
breaking news at 11:00.

Emergency crews are on the
scene of a single-car accident

at Baywood Canyon Road.

There are no reports yet on
the condition of the occupants.

We will be updating
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