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What drives me to my man
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Earthly or divine or otherwise
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Is no business of mine
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You wasted my time
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You wasted my time
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Deep down, I never did feel right
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Even now, sometimes...
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CHET: Jesus!
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- Chet?
- Yeah.
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- Hey.
-
... that feeling's a lie
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I could ask you the same thing.
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Dan got 2C-E.
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It's like a designer drug, and we took it.
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We were clowns for... not the funny kind.
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I was on the ceiling.
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Uh, I liked it.
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That sounds very special,
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and I'm sorry that I wasn't
there to point and laugh.
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Do you know where Rachel is?
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Uh, well... she was on the ceiling.
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You know what?
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Listen, uh, I need to go finish
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writing the scripts for the wedding.
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Hey, you want to come home
and we'll, uh, spoon you.
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I would love to do that, but not tonight.
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And you have stuff all
over your face, so no.
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I've got to go finish the finale.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Come on, boo, let's get
food, jerky. You want jerky?
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[Dog barks]
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A heart long-desperate,
oh, for just a little bit
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[Thunder rumbling]
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Hey! Stop, for a minute.
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Where the hell do you think you're going?
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A heart long-desperate, oh,
for something I had all along
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I don't need your love
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I don't need your love
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I don't need you to understand
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I need you to listen
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Cheers, thank you.
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Hi, I'm, uh... God, I'm so sorry
I'm late. I was just packing.
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Uh, I got kind of emotional,
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but I am just so ready for
some new skin, you know?
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Hi.
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You okay?
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Uh, not really.
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Okay.
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Rachel, uh...
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I'm so sorry. I can't do this.
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What?
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Listen, I meant everything I said.
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But I had a chance to think about this,
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and this thing we have... it's heroin.
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It'll burn out and leave one of us
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dying alone in a bar in Paris,
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and... I can live with that
if it's me, but not you.
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Not to mention the fact
that if we leave right now,
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we're gonna hurt a lot of people, Rachel.
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Holy shit, Adam,
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I just burned my entire life
down because you begged me to.
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I know, I know, but, Rachel,
you are so compelling.
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Oh, my God.
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Look, I made a commitment,
and I have to grow up.
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I'm honoring my promise.
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What about the promise that you made me?
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Or did you just sober up?
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Rachel, you mean everything to me.
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- You do.
- [Thunder rumbling]
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But we're not good for us.
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Okay, I got it.
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Cab!
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- Rachel, Rachel...
- Cab!
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- Wait, Rachel!
- Cab!
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- Synced and corrected by killianp77 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Go get me some coffee.
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Oh, good boy.
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- Don't... not now.
- Oh, yes now.
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You should be on your knees
thanking God that I found you
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before you made the biggest
mistake of your life,
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and that's saying something.
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I just ruined her.
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Oh, please.
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Rachel does that just fine on her own.
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I want you to understand I'm not a monster.
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- Okay.
- And neither are you.
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Rachel can seduce anybody.
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That's why I'm here... To
protect her from herself.
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So, you're welcome.
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Thank you.
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Are you giving me a wedding or what?
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[Sighs] Fine, yeah.
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But if we're gonna do
this, let's do it right.
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I want to go to London and do it there.
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Love it. Done.
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- Perfect.
- Are you okay, though,
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with Rachel still being your producer?
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No, I'm good. Thank
you. I'll produce myself.
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[Chuckling] Okay, well, then...
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You better start by apologizing to Anna.
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Waking up alone? Not a sexy move.
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[Birds chirping]
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[Knock on door]
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- Uh.
- Hi.
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Thought you might need this.
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You decided to come back, huh?
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Yeah, I'm so sorry about that. I, uh...
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Yeah, I woke up in the middle of the night,
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and you were gone with a lot of your stuff,
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so I figured I should just come back here.
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Okay, look, um...
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I've been trying to figure
out what's real here, you know?
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Yeah. This whole thing's stupid
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and getting married [Sniffles] on live TV.
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We hardly know each other.
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Yeah, it's legitimately mental.
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Right?
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Look, last night was
amazing. You know that, right?
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Look, can we just...
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Can you hang in there for me?
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For a little while longer?
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Come here.
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[Sighs]
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What part of "get coffee"
do you not understand?
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[Cellphone rings]
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Hello, Brad.
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MOLLY: Actually, this is Molly
calling on behalf of Brad.
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Oh, well, hello, Molly
calling on behalf of Brad.
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Yeah, I just wanted to let you know
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that Brad had to cancel your pitch.
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Cancel?
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Well, but we just personally
confirmed it last night.
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- Hey, Quinn.
- Stop.
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I-I-I cleared my schedule, so...
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MOLLY: I know. I'm sorry.
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Well, can he r-reschedule again?
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I mean, when... when...
when is he available again?
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I'm not sure.
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We're gonna have to
get back to you on that.
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Oh, so, in other words, "never." [Chuckles]
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'Cause that's what you just
said in Hollywood-speak.
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I'm so sorry. Can I put
you on hold for one minute?
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It's fine, actually, I'm fine.
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Take care and just tell
Brad I send my best.
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Okay, Quinn, they need you on set.
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Just leave me alone.
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I told her.
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Oh. This should be fun.
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What the hell, Longstocking?
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Well, Chet and Dr. Wagerstein
are here to make sure
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that you don't push me into doing something
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that I don't want to do.
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Um, pretty sure Chet
took care of that already.
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No, he didn't.
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That was all consensual.
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Aw, that is so sweet.
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Did you have to Google that
word after Chet fed it to you?
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You know, try and say it again,
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except faster and maybe you can spell it.
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- You know, con-sens-u...
- Leave the girl alone.
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The bottom line is that
lawsuit would damage her
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and benefit you.
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- You know that.
- Oh, really?
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She just came to that all on her own?
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- Yeah, I did.
- Please, stop talking.
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You know what, Chet? She is a child, okay?
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You cannot expect her to tell the truth
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- with you sitting here dawdling on your...
- I'm not a child.
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I'm a producer.
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Excuse me?
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Madison's gonna be your new field producer,
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and you need to write Dr.
Wagerstein into the show.
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You know, more Dr. Phil-type moments.
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Get out. Go!
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No, you stay.
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So, this is why Brad is
suddenly "unavailable" forever?
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What, you got to him and
you poisoned the well.
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You know, that is career assassination.
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And bringing rape charges
against me, that's... that's not?
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Come on, what are you doing? We're engaged.
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I caught you getting your
knob polished by a teenager.
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Whatever. She's a mouth.
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Yes, maybe I could have
been a little more prudent.
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Oh, good God, Chet.
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You want me begging
every time I get a boner?
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I'd be mauling you five times a day.
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You know who I am.
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Yes, I do.
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And I thought maybe you could
keep getting your happy endings
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while I was out of town,
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but banging a kid that works for me?
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That is hideous.
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First of all, it was a blow
job, and it was an accident.
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Oh, was I?
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'Cause she was me 15 years ago.
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Right?
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So, now I'm the wifey...
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[Chuckles]
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And you need a new side piece.
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All right, sure, yeah.
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Madison's an idiot, but so was
I when we started fooling around.
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- Quinn...
- Oh, my God.
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I think that I actually
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started to believe the
crap that we sell here.
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What?
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Love.
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Without hookers or
teenagers or anything but me.
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That's what I thought we had... true love.
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Yeah.
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Just get out of here.
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GRACE: Rachel!
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I've been looking for you.
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I think Adam blew it last night,
and I don't mean literally.
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I heard Adam bailed on her.
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I mean, I think I have an opening, right?
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- What do you think?
- Oh, my God.
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You should totally go for it.
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That's what I'm thinking...
Go big or go home, right?
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[Door opens]
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Well, you look like a million bucks.
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You know what? Save it.
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Two things... one, screw you
for trying to blackmail me,
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and two, I'm gonna let
it go if you help me out.
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With what, Ms. Certifiable?
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I want to produce the greatest finale
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in "Everlasting" history.
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So Adam proposes, she says yes.
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Ah, it's a dream come true.
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And then the wedding.
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Right, we invite Adam's
friends or whatever family
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- family members don't hate his guts.
- So, probably nobody.
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Probably, but I can try.
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And we just blow it all up?
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Live from London.
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I mean, it's gonna be a hit
in the ratings, I promise you.
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But, I mean, given the,
uh, Lady Gaga make up
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and the muddy dress,
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I'm assuming there's some kind
of personal motivation here?
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Mm-hmm, well, I fell for it
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because Adam said that I won... me.
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Wow.
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Yeah, and then... light of
day changed his mind. [Laughs]
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Of course, I mean, I have,
like, a real guy and a real life,
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- and I...
- Who? Jeremy?
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Whatever, you can salvage that.
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I got to show you something. [Chuckles]
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Just hold on. [Chuckles]
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You think you're an idiot?
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[Chuckles] Wedding mags, all tabbed.
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It's humiliating, right?
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Quinn as the pretty-pretty princess
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- with her drug-addict, married prince.
- Mm...
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I mean, and then I found the fat jerk
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getting a blow job from Madison.
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And I really... I thought
I had him cornered.
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I did.
258
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But then that lucky bastard
found out and ran an end game
259
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and so now I am dead at the network,
260
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and, shocker, stuck here.
261
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Oh, well, no. I mean, maybe not.
262
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There's got to be a way to
show him up in front of Brad.
263
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I mean, we're talking about Chet.
264
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Right.
265
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- Right?
- Right.
266
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You think you got it all
locked up, but I heard
267
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that Adam was missing from
someone's bed this morning.
268
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ANNA: Oh, no, we talked about that already.
269
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Oh, really?
270
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He took a walk.
271
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He couldn't sleep
because he was so excited.
272
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And then he apologized for
not being there when I woke up.
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GRAHAM: I'll e-mail her.
Tell Paige I got mono.
274
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Send it to me. I promise you I'll sign it.
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What's up, Jer?
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Hi.
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Rach, what the hell?
278
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- I've been texting you like all day.
- I am so sorry.
279
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I-I-I-I did not mean to
worry you this morning.
280
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They just called me.
281
00:12:31,213 --> 00:12:35,415
It was like an early
morning prep session, but...
282
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I-I'm sorry about that note.
283
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What note?
284
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What did it say?
285
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Did you not get it?
286
00:12:43,025 --> 00:12:43,890
No.
287
00:12:43,992 --> 00:12:47,060
I-It was just like one of those, like,
288
00:12:47,145 --> 00:12:48,979
stupid, girly freak-out notes.
289
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It was stupid, but, um,
everything's fine now, so...
290
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[Chuckles] You're a freak.
291
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[Bell rings]
292
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MAN: Okay, let's hustle, people.
293
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Rolling in five.
294
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GRAHAM: Anna, Grace, welcome.
295
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Soon enough, Adam
will drop to his knee
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and ask one of you the
question of a lifetime.
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But first, joining us today
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is renowned San Francisco
wedding stylist Lydia Trask.
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Clap.
300
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Adam told me he's always wanted
a traditional English wedding,
301
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so I'm thinking Princess Di, Grace Kelly.
302
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The dress should be
less about Adam's family
303
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and stuffy traditions
304
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and more about the new life
305
00:13:38,347 --> 00:13:40,046
that Adam and I are
gonna have together.
306
00:13:40,182 --> 00:13:42,282
I've pictured this moment
for a really long time.
307
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You look gorgeous. Thank you.
308
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- [Indistinct conversation]
- Maybe...
309
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[Grunts] We have a problem.
310
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Just bring it in a little bit tighter.
311
00:13:49,591 --> 00:13:52,075
Tighter?
312
00:13:52,444 --> 00:13:54,694
How many times you gonna have
to barf to make that fit?
313
00:13:54,796 --> 00:13:55,795
Britney?
314
00:13:55,931 --> 00:13:58,496
What the hell... What are you doing here?
315
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QUINN: Rachel, why the
hell is Britney here?
316
00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:01,034
Get her out, please.
317
00:14:01,036 --> 00:14:03,169
This is your idea, isn't it?
She got cut after episode one.
318
00:14:03,305 --> 00:14:05,438
That's not... Britney,
you can't do that, okay?
319
00:14:05,524 --> 00:14:07,774
What is happening? Britney's here.
320
00:14:07,909 --> 00:14:08,858
Turn around.
321
00:14:08,944 --> 00:14:10,410
You're a producer, go figure it out. Oh.
322
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,078
BRITNEY: Oh, I love this one.
323
00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:13,513
You can't just step onto my set.
324
00:14:13,598 --> 00:14:16,232
I'm sorry. You mean like your boss,
Chet, invited me to last night?
325
00:14:16,351 --> 00:14:17,484
Do you want me to go get him
326
00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:20,036
and explain that you're
trying to screw me over again?
327
00:14:20,155 --> 00:14:23,556
- Chet?
- That's right.
328
00:14:23,658 --> 00:14:24,724
Chet.
329
00:14:24,826 --> 00:14:28,028
So, stop looking at me
with those watery turd eyes
330
00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:31,664
and get me a damn wedding dress, bitch.
331
00:14:37,094 --> 00:14:38,777
No! God, no, I didn't.
332
00:14:38,896 --> 00:14:40,996
Guys, come on. Why is
she touching the dresses?
333
00:14:41,098 --> 00:14:43,397
MAN: Copy. Oh, she's a
cheap stunt, not a bride.
334
00:14:43,432 --> 00:14:45,133
I mean, bringing back the
bad girl? They never win.
335
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,318
[Sighs] She better not win, all right?
336
00:14:46,337 --> 00:14:49,504
Because that is a loose
cannon that we cannot control.
337
00:14:49,607 --> 00:14:52,507
I know, I know. It's Doodie
O'Clock. You got to make a big poop.
338
00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:53,709
- Britney?! Seriously?
- Right?
339
00:14:53,811 --> 00:14:56,645
'Cause we got to tease out
all the crazy for London,
340
00:14:56,747 --> 00:14:59,848
and I thought, "Let's do
something really Gonzo this season,
341
00:14:59,934 --> 00:15:03,402
totally left field, like
right field, wrong field."
342
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:04,686
Come on, Bubba.
343
00:15:04,822 --> 00:15:08,156
Except for the fact that
we've already done it
344
00:15:08,292 --> 00:15:09,508
in three different seasons,
345
00:15:09,627 --> 00:15:12,294
so don't break your arm trying
to pat yourself on the back.
346
00:15:12,396 --> 00:15:14,246
We have?
347
00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:16,481
Yes, we have. I did not know that.
348
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,166
I may have been high when I called her.
349
00:15:18,269 --> 00:15:21,470
You know that all that partying
is gonna kill you, right?
350
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:24,473
Yeah, but what a way to go.
351
00:15:26,527 --> 00:15:28,810
You know, I've been...
352
00:15:28,913 --> 00:15:31,847
meaning to return this.
353
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,960
You sure?
354
00:15:47,264 --> 00:15:49,948
Quinn.
355
00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:52,334
Look, even with all the
crap that we've been through,
356
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,036
we still managed to make a show,
357
00:15:54,138 --> 00:15:58,040
so let's just make a great finale.
358
00:15:59,143 --> 00:16:02,945
Are we good?
359
00:16:03,013 --> 00:16:05,447
Always.
360
00:16:05,916 --> 00:16:08,717
Booboo... Booboo!
361
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,787
- [Dog barks]
- Come on. Come on.
362
00:16:14,608 --> 00:16:17,726
[Sighs]
363
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:20,696
So, let's cut to the chase.
364
00:16:20,798 --> 00:16:23,598
This is a television show, that's all.
365
00:16:23,684 --> 00:16:26,168
Do you think America's
gonna want to tune in
366
00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:29,938
to watch you and Anna-rexia paint a fence?
367
00:16:30,024 --> 00:16:32,007
It's just so boring.
368
00:16:32,109 --> 00:16:35,527
Pick me and we'll do it
till you're cross-eyed,
369
00:16:35,612 --> 00:16:37,913
and then when the show's
over and you break it off,
370
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,414
the audience will be with you,
371
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:42,884
'cause I'm just a
hot-bloode Latina temptress
372
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:46,772
with a banging body and a sexy bikini line
373
00:16:46,857 --> 00:16:49,658
that will get a lot of exposure.
374
00:16:49,793 --> 00:16:52,894
[Sighs] Sounds intriguing.
375
00:16:52,997 --> 00:16:54,830
Mm.
376
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,700
You already know what my mouth can do.
377
00:16:58,802 --> 00:17:01,870
Imagine what the rest of me feels like.
378
00:17:05,142 --> 00:17:06,641
That would be great. Thank you.
379
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:09,778
Hey, I don't know if you
heard. Britney is back.
380
00:17:09,913 --> 00:17:10,746
As in Britney, episode one,
381
00:17:10,831 --> 00:17:13,749
she stuck her tongue down your throat.
382
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,183
Oh, right, yeah, yeah.
383
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,118
Right, so anyways, it's Chet's big idea.
384
00:17:17,221 --> 00:17:18,887
I'm just thinking that we're
gonna say something like
385
00:17:18,989 --> 00:17:21,990
you regret that you let her go so
soon, you love an underdog, and...
386
00:17:22,076 --> 00:17:24,159
Dude, please, seriously,
come on. We're stuck with her.
387
00:17:24,261 --> 00:17:25,293
Help me out. Yeah, no, no.
388
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,260
I'll... I'll... I'll make...
I'll make it work, yeah.
389
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,264
- [Sighing] Okay.
- Listen, uh, Rachel...
390
00:17:30,334 --> 00:17:33,335
I just feel that we
need to maybe, 'cause...
391
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,903
Don't. It's okay. No hard feelings.
392
00:17:37,074 --> 00:17:39,074
Really?
393
00:17:39,176 --> 00:17:40,409
I promise.
394
00:17:40,511 --> 00:17:43,095
We have a wedding to plan in London.
395
00:17:43,213 --> 00:17:44,346
Yeah, no, absolutely.
396
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,915
- Thank you so much.
- Yeah, I'm... I'm in, I'm in, yeah.
397
00:17:47,017 --> 00:17:49,418
Okay, so I just want to
assume that it's gonna be Anna.
398
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:50,485
Uh, actually, um... Oh?
399
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:52,454
I just had a candid
conversation with Grace,
400
00:17:52,589 --> 00:17:54,356
I'm starting to think I might
go with the other option.
401
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:56,224
Yes, well, I called it, I
just want to say, day one.
402
00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:57,059
No, you didn't. The bikini model.
403
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,910
She just... no, she accepts me
404
00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:00,846
for the selfish manwhore that I am.
405
00:18:00,931 --> 00:18:02,230
All right, that's okay.
406
00:18:02,316 --> 00:18:04,166
I will make sure that we
feature her moving forward.
407
00:18:04,268 --> 00:18:06,401
So we're okay? We're... we're good?
408
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:10,539
We're 100%.
409
00:18:10,641 --> 00:18:12,808
Okay.
410
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:20,615
ADAM: Welcome back to the show.
411
00:18:20,717 --> 00:18:22,384
It's very nice to be back.
412
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,536
- Hey.
- Hey.
413
00:18:23,554 --> 00:18:25,754
- Your hair looks different.
- Uh, it's called ombre.
414
00:18:26,056 --> 00:18:30,325
I just found out that
Adam's picking, uh, Grace.
415
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:31,225
- Huh.
- Mm-hmm.
416
00:18:31,295 --> 00:18:33,145
But I can turn Grace, too. It's fine.
417
00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:34,529
I think we're right on schedule.
418
00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:35,564
Okay, good. All right. How's this?
419
00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:39,468
I'm completely lovable.
420
00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:41,570
She's a train wreck.
421
00:18:41,672 --> 00:18:46,291
But she's Chet's train wreck.
422
00:18:48,645 --> 00:18:49,778
- Thank you.
- Here you go.
423
00:18:49,913 --> 00:18:51,963
Hey. This looks nice.
424
00:18:52,082 --> 00:18:54,900
- It's cozy.
- Mm-hmm.
425
00:18:54,984 --> 00:18:56,383
So, Adam told me.
426
00:18:56,487 --> 00:18:57,586
Good news travels fast.
427
00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:00,622
Okay, Grace, listen, I know
that you want to win the show,
428
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:03,358
and I think... actually, it
would actually be really great,
429
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:05,443
but I-I'm just telling
you this as a friend...
430
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,461
Okay, the thing is that Adam is...
431
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,697
Gonna propose to me and I'm gonna say yes.
432
00:19:09,766 --> 00:19:12,617
[Chuckles] Even though
he's sleeping around?
433
00:19:12,703 --> 00:19:14,469
Not a problem.
434
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,671
Well, even though he's sleeping with me?
435
00:19:16,773 --> 00:19:22,611
We had sex last night... dirty sex.
436
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:26,231
He almost left the show for me.
437
00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:27,315
But he didn't.
438
00:19:27,451 --> 00:19:30,585
Okay, look, I'm just telling you, okay,
439
00:19:30,687 --> 00:19:32,754
the guy is a manipulator, he is a slut,
440
00:19:32,856 --> 00:19:35,857
he is gonna end up humiliating
you one way or the other.
441
00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:37,959
But I do have a way I think
you could win and save face.
442
00:19:38,061 --> 00:19:41,046
See, the thing is, Rachel,
you 're a manipulating slut,
443
00:19:41,131 --> 00:19:45,000
and you'd happily humiliate me, I'm sure.
444
00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:46,301
Grace, that's not true.
445
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:50,839
Yes, you would, Rachel, so
I'm gonna stick to my plan.
446
00:19:52,643 --> 00:19:54,543
JEREMY: On your mark.
447
00:19:54,645 --> 00:19:56,062
A pretty crazy season, huh?
448
00:19:57,164 --> 00:20:00,964
Yeah, I know, it was a...
that was pretty insane.
449
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:03,517
Especially with having...
Mary, that was just the worst.
450
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:04,735
Yeah, of course,
451
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,971
but it's been pretty dramatic
lately, though, right?
452
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,639
I don't follow.
453
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:10,908
Last night, Rachel.
454
00:20:10,993 --> 00:20:12,277
She told me.
455
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,011
She did?
456
00:20:16,251 --> 00:20:19,051
You're not gonna hit me right now, are you?
457
00:20:19,095 --> 00:20:20,362
Honestly, I wouldn't blame you,
458
00:20:20,364 --> 00:20:23,165
but if you can just wait till after
the wedding, then you can have at it.
459
00:20:23,201 --> 00:20:25,499
Won't be necessary.
460
00:20:25,598 --> 00:20:26,765
That's big of you, really.
461
00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:29,464
Honestly, it was just a fling,
and we got a little carried away,
462
00:20:29,565 --> 00:20:31,231
but we're never gonna run away together.
463
00:20:31,316 --> 00:20:32,449
Yeah.
464
00:20:32,568 --> 00:20:35,469
No, I-I... I get it.
465
00:20:35,571 --> 00:20:38,071
Guess we both dodged a bullet on that one.
466
00:20:43,121 --> 00:20:45,054
QUINN: So you told Grace
that you slept with Adam
467
00:20:45,057 --> 00:20:47,141
- and she still wants to marry him.
- RACHEL: Yes.
468
00:20:47,159 --> 00:20:49,093
Look I'm not done yet, but,
listen, say next season,
469
00:20:49,109 --> 00:20:51,059
this all works out,
we're in control, right?
470
00:20:51,061 --> 00:20:53,011
What about a show about men and women
471
00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:55,564
- who are like distinguished public servants?
- More candles, please. More candles.
472
00:20:55,649 --> 00:20:59,268
- Bored.
- They work at the Royal Ballet.
473
00:20:59,353 --> 00:21:00,986
Bored-er. All right, ballet?
474
00:21:00,988 --> 00:21:03,538
- They don't have boobs.
- Politicians. D.C.
475
00:21:03,624 --> 00:21:06,391
Yeah, D.C. is Hollywood
for ugly people, all right?
476
00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:09,528
Stop standing around! You
should be doing something.
477
00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:11,863
Fine. Fine. Okay, you know what?
478
00:21:11,949 --> 00:21:13,433
We keep the package exactly the same,
479
00:21:13,452 --> 00:21:15,669
but we just make a... a strong,
480
00:21:16,097 --> 00:21:18,781
completely enforced ban on all bikinis.
481
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,066
Why are you standing around?
482
00:21:20,201 --> 00:21:21,667
You have a job. Do it. Ban on bikinis?
483
00:21:21,769 --> 00:21:23,703
- Yes.
- No, we'd lose our audience.
484
00:21:23,838 --> 00:21:24,970
We're not PBS, okay?
485
00:21:25,073 --> 00:21:28,040
Okay, you want something just
completely out of the box,
486
00:21:28,142 --> 00:21:29,108
super crazy?
487
00:21:29,243 --> 00:21:30,576
- Are you ready?
- Go.
488
00:21:30,662 --> 00:21:31,661
Wait for it.
489
00:21:31,746 --> 00:21:33,579
A show about women who have careers
490
00:21:33,715 --> 00:21:35,381
and actually talk about them.
491
00:21:35,466 --> 00:21:39,917
So, it's "The Apprentice"
meets "Everlasting"?
492
00:21:39,986 --> 00:21:40,435
That's not what...
493
00:21:40,621 --> 00:21:43,422
No, wait, girls have to compete
for a husband and a job,
494
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:45,758
so maybe the suitor owns a company
495
00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:46,892
and he has to hire some of them.
496
00:21:46,978 --> 00:21:49,495
Come on, sleeping with your
boss is so hot right now.
497
00:21:49,597 --> 00:21:51,063
It's so not what I'm talking about.
498
00:21:51,165 --> 00:21:52,531
"Everlasting: The Whole Package."
499
00:21:52,633 --> 00:21:55,566
Pun intended. Come on. It's a great idea.
500
00:21:55,602 --> 00:21:56,801
- That's awesome.
- Here's your coffee.
501
00:21:56,886 --> 00:21:57,636
No, you're too late. I don't want it.
502
00:21:57,722 --> 00:21:58,421
So, the wedding, should there be one,
503
00:21:58,506 --> 00:21:59,672
will take place at my
family's ancestral home,
504
00:21:59,774 --> 00:22:03,158
which some might call a castle.
505
00:22:03,177 --> 00:22:04,243
Oh.
506
00:22:04,278 --> 00:22:06,078
Okay, that is a cut, everyone.
507
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,246
Welcome to merry, old England, darlings.
508
00:22:09,249 --> 00:22:09,965
SAM: We are flying out tomorrow,
509
00:22:09,984 --> 00:22:11,183
so just get locked and loaded, okay?
510
00:22:11,185 --> 00:22:14,302
- MAN: You heard her.
- Hey, guys, travel just asked me
511
00:22:14,321 --> 00:22:16,254
if you want to share a room in London.
512
00:22:18,008 --> 00:22:18,974
Sure.
513
00:22:19,059 --> 00:22:20,942
Yeah, that's cool. Right, Rach?
514
00:22:21,161 --> 00:22:23,261
Come on, it'll be fun, right?
515
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,230
Sounds like a blast, yeah.
516
00:22:25,349 --> 00:22:27,449
- Yeah.
- Yeah? Okay, cool.
517
00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:35,624
RACHEL: Okay, I went back to
Grace... That girl will not budge.
518
00:22:35,893 --> 00:22:37,060
She and Adam formed some, like,
519
00:22:37,162 --> 00:22:38,995
weird, non-American trade
agreement or something.
520
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:42,514
I mean, no matter what we throw
at her, she's just not gonna do it.
521
00:22:42,599 --> 00:22:44,499
I'm just gonna get Adam back into Anna.
522
00:22:44,501 --> 00:22:47,235
There's just no way that she's
gonna put up with any of this crap.
523
00:22:47,271 --> 00:22:49,005
All right, you don't, and I'm swallowing
524
00:22:49,090 --> 00:22:51,290
a bottle of diet pills
as a gesture of dissent.
525
00:22:51,376 --> 00:22:53,309
I cannot live through
another year of bulimia
526
00:22:53,394 --> 00:22:56,395
and side-boob covered in glitter.
527
00:22:56,481 --> 00:22:58,247
You and me both. I'm on it.
528
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,749
- Don't worry.
- You want me to try?
529
00:23:00,834 --> 00:23:01,583
I mean, 'cause it's not like
530
00:23:01,585 --> 00:23:03,118
he's taking girlfriend
advice from you at this point.
531
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,988
You know what? I finally
found myself a ringer.
532
00:23:04,990 --> 00:23:06,539
If anyone can turn him, it's her.
533
00:23:06,607 --> 00:23:08,206
How we doing? Give me an update.
534
00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:10,090
- MAN: Got her.
- Wonderful.
535
00:23:10,108 --> 00:23:12,176
Ladies, we're gonna start
shooting in two minutes.
536
00:23:12,178 --> 00:23:13,544
Duchess Cromwell, hi, I'm Rachel.
537
00:23:13,579 --> 00:23:15,513
We spoke on the phone.
538
00:23:15,615 --> 00:23:16,881
I'm so glad you could make it.
539
00:23:16,983 --> 00:23:18,249
Couldn't get anyone else, hmm?
540
00:23:18,351 --> 00:23:20,034
I'm sure you must think
541
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:22,086
all this last-minute wedding
stuff is incredibly crass.
542
00:23:22,221 --> 00:23:25,689
Please, I was snorting blow
off Mick Jagger's... you know
543
00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:28,692
two days before I married an
impotent duke for his title.
544
00:23:28,795 --> 00:23:32,062
Well, if that's the case, I think
you're really gonna love these girls.
545
00:23:32,165 --> 00:23:33,380
- The names...
- Ugh!
546
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:34,632
I don't need names.
547
00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,267
Camera "A," eyes up.
548
00:23:36,352 --> 00:23:37,885
WOMAN: Copy that.
549
00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:42,406
Her royal highness,
550
00:23:42,542 --> 00:23:46,677
the Duchess of Sandwich, Camille Cromwell.
551
00:23:49,382 --> 00:23:51,765
Young ladies, please take your seats.
552
00:23:51,884 --> 00:23:53,651
I will join you.
553
00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:55,653
[Clears throat] Who is that?
554
00:23:55,755 --> 00:23:57,588
It's his grandmother. How do you know that?
555
00:23:57,723 --> 00:24:00,291
Slut.
556
00:24:01,327 --> 00:24:04,612
Who here has slept with my grandson?
557
00:24:04,730 --> 00:24:06,730
[Coughs]
558
00:24:06,833 --> 00:24:09,300
So, Granny, which of
these girls do you like?
559
00:24:09,302 --> 00:24:12,136
You just need a picture
bride, a Kate Middleton,
560
00:24:12,238 --> 00:24:15,139
someone to make pretty
babies and pose well.
561
00:24:15,274 --> 00:24:17,408
I think Grace is perfect for that.
562
00:24:17,510 --> 00:24:18,876
The Latin one? Adam.
563
00:24:18,961 --> 00:24:21,362
I know, but her father's a horse breeder.
564
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:22,746
He's got plenty of land.
565
00:24:22,832 --> 00:24:26,015
- She's quite smart.
- Oh, she's delicious.
566
00:24:26,101 --> 00:24:28,219
I'm sure the two of you
have had a lovely romp,
567
00:24:28,304 --> 00:24:30,387
but we don't marry brown people...
568
00:24:30,489 --> 00:24:31,355
We just don't.
569
00:24:31,457 --> 00:24:33,490
What about the other
one, the porcelain doll.
570
00:24:33,492 --> 00:24:34,574
- What's her name?
- Anna.
571
00:24:34,593 --> 00:24:35,409
- That one.
- Yeah.
572
00:24:35,428 --> 00:24:36,727
She possesses one of
the most glorious traits
573
00:24:36,829 --> 00:24:38,562
few Americans have...
574
00:24:38,664 --> 00:24:41,131
She knows when to keep
her bloody mouth shut.
575
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:45,100
And she seems to know
a bit about the family.
576
00:24:45,169 --> 00:24:47,421
Do you think they would like her better?
577
00:24:47,439 --> 00:24:48,939
If you want to get back in
the Cromwells' good graces,
578
00:24:48,941 --> 00:24:52,309
marry the little doll,
start popping out heirs...
579
00:24:52,394 --> 00:24:53,944
The whole lot will come running.
580
00:24:53,946 --> 00:24:56,380
Either way, it seems you might need this.
581
00:24:56,415 --> 00:24:58,265
[Snaps fingers]
582
00:24:58,384 --> 00:24:59,183
Wow.
583
00:24:59,318 --> 00:25:01,702
So, I can take this as your blessing?
584
00:25:01,787 --> 00:25:03,003
Just be thankful you're not getting
585
00:25:03,089 --> 00:25:05,522
some hideous, horse-toothed
cousin we foisted on you.
586
00:25:05,658 --> 00:25:07,791
Times have changed for
the better, my poppet.
587
00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:11,262
[Horse whinnies]
588
00:25:11,883 --> 00:25:15,351
GRAHAM: Today, here in this garden,
589
00:25:15,453 --> 00:25:19,972
Adam will propose to one
of our remaining ladies.
590
00:25:20,057 --> 00:25:23,325
Should she accept, she
will take her first step
591
00:25:23,428 --> 00:25:24,760
to becoming a princess
592
00:25:24,862 --> 00:25:28,628
as she weds Adam tomorrow
on live television.
593
00:25:28,630 --> 00:25:30,498
You know, I'm not in line
to be the prince or anything?
594
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:33,284
Since when do we care
about facts on this show?
595
00:25:33,303 --> 00:25:34,537
Adam?
596
00:25:34,639 --> 00:25:36,972
- Enough talking. Get out there.
- He's coming, ladies.
597
00:25:37,058 --> 00:25:37,973
- You look fantastic.
- Thank you.
598
00:25:38,075 --> 00:25:41,327
Now, Adam, are you ready
to pop the question?
599
00:25:41,446 --> 00:25:44,313
After much consideration, yes.
600
00:25:44,398 --> 00:25:47,850
Each of you are so remarkable,
601
00:25:47,935 --> 00:25:51,153
and I can imagine my life with most of you.
602
00:25:51,239 --> 00:25:54,140
Well, here goes nothing.
603
00:25:54,258 --> 00:25:56,325
Grace...
604
00:25:58,529 --> 00:26:01,363
you know the powerful
connection that we shared.
605
00:26:06,504 --> 00:26:09,672
But I'm sorry, you're just not my wife.
606
00:26:12,443 --> 00:26:14,977
[Indistinct conversation]
607
00:26:15,079 --> 00:26:17,480
Anna...
608
00:26:18,816 --> 00:26:23,736
seeing you here today in
my country with my family...
609
00:26:25,656 --> 00:26:27,423
I realize how beautifully you fit in here
610
00:26:27,508 --> 00:26:32,628
and how beautifully we fit, and I...
611
00:26:32,730 --> 00:26:35,347
only hope that you feel the same way, too.
612
00:26:35,433 --> 00:26:37,666
I do.
613
00:26:37,768 --> 00:26:39,301
Good luck with that, Anna.
614
00:26:39,437 --> 00:26:41,270
Thank you.
615
00:26:45,510 --> 00:26:47,393
Camera "A," can you push
in on the royal bullshit?
616
00:26:47,512 --> 00:26:50,447
Camera B, please stay on Grace.
617
00:26:52,466 --> 00:26:53,682
QUINN: Okay, go, Madison,
get the interview.
618
00:26:53,685 --> 00:26:54,884
But I wanted to see the doves.
619
00:26:54,886 --> 00:26:56,402
Oh, they're not doves, they're
just pigeons painted white.
620
00:26:56,521 --> 00:26:58,204
Go.
621
00:26:58,223 --> 00:27:00,857
Anna Martin of Atlanta, Georgia,
622
00:27:01,459 --> 00:27:03,826
will you marry me and make me
the luckiest man in the world?
623
00:27:03,928 --> 00:27:06,462
Yes, of course.
624
00:27:06,564 --> 00:27:07,296
Yeah!
625
00:27:07,381 --> 00:27:09,265
RACHEL: That dress is amazing.
626
00:27:09,467 --> 00:27:11,901
- WOMAN: Oh, look at that ring.
- I love you, Adam.
627
00:27:12,003 --> 00:27:14,570
- And I love you.
- QUINN: Go, doves.
628
00:27:14,672 --> 00:27:16,906
Doves, doves, doves.
629
00:27:16,991 --> 00:27:19,508
Wow. That is pretty good.
630
00:27:19,610 --> 00:27:23,612
Now go grab Anna before she gets
hypnotized by that devil rock.
631
00:27:23,748 --> 00:27:25,314
Hey, can I talk to you?
632
00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:27,783
Sure, what's up?
633
00:27:27,852 --> 00:27:30,035
Everybody, um, I was just wondering
634
00:27:30,154 --> 00:27:32,254
if I could have your
attention for a minute?
635
00:27:32,490 --> 00:27:34,023
Jeremy, what are you doing?
636
00:27:34,158 --> 00:27:35,574
I, uh, I think you guys know...
637
00:27:35,660 --> 00:27:37,026
A little bit too much, probably...
638
00:27:37,128 --> 00:27:41,430
About, uh, this woman and my relationship.
639
00:27:41,532 --> 00:27:43,766
You know that I love you, always will,
640
00:27:43,868 --> 00:27:48,170
and you'll never find
anybody who loves you more.
641
00:27:48,306 --> 00:27:51,640
So, while we're in the
incredibly romantic place,
642
00:27:51,742 --> 00:27:55,694
I was just wondering if I could ask you...
643
00:27:55,813 --> 00:27:56,695
Jeremy...
644
00:27:56,814 --> 00:28:00,916
Wanted to ask here in front of everyone...
645
00:28:04,789 --> 00:28:05,304
Um... [Gasps]
646
00:28:05,423 --> 00:28:07,073
Oh. You all right?
647
00:28:10,461 --> 00:28:13,662
How stupid do you think I am?
648
00:28:18,903 --> 00:28:20,920
I know, Rach...
649
00:28:21,038 --> 00:28:23,472
about Adam.
650
00:28:23,941 --> 00:28:25,791
How many times are you gonna
make me look like a fool
651
00:28:25,910 --> 00:28:28,777
in front of these people, my family?
652
00:28:28,879 --> 00:28:32,214
I needed them to hear this
in case I ever lose it again
653
00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:34,566
and think you're anything less than poison.
654
00:28:35,653 --> 00:28:37,152
Put that away. You know
how I always used to say
655
00:28:37,254 --> 00:28:38,837
that the show's bad for you
656
00:28:38,923 --> 00:28:40,656
and how it brings out the ugliness in you?
657
00:28:40,758 --> 00:28:42,658
I was wrong, Rach.
658
00:28:42,793 --> 00:28:44,977
It's you that's ugly.
659
00:28:45,096 --> 00:28:47,279
And we're not just done.
660
00:28:47,365 --> 00:28:53,235
I'm gonna make sure you never
hurt anyone like this again.
661
00:28:53,337 --> 00:28:55,504
- MAN: What?
- Britney, relax.
662
00:28:55,589 --> 00:28:57,873
Take that, bitch! All right, Britney, go.
663
00:28:57,942 --> 00:28:59,491
Everybody, back to work.
664
00:28:59,577 --> 00:29:01,944
We've still got a wedding to produce.
665
00:29:07,034 --> 00:29:09,585
[Yawns]
666
00:29:12,189 --> 00:29:14,039
Oh, God, don't do that!
667
00:29:14,158 --> 00:29:15,157
What? What?
668
00:29:15,259 --> 00:29:16,592
Look at me so early in the morning.
669
00:29:16,727 --> 00:29:18,677
- [Groans]
- Are you feeling any better?
670
00:29:18,696 --> 00:29:22,197
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Okay, great. Well, get up.
671
00:29:22,299 --> 00:29:25,818
I've seen that look in
your eyes before, all right?
672
00:29:25,903 --> 00:29:29,088
I know you got double dumped
and you're on the edge,
673
00:29:29,173 --> 00:29:32,775
but today is not the day that
you get to lose your mind,
674
00:29:32,877 --> 00:29:34,109
you hear me? Sit down.
675
00:29:34,211 --> 00:29:38,614
Tomorrow, you can jump
off the Golden Gate Bridge,
676
00:29:38,699 --> 00:29:40,716
walk into traffic, whatever,
677
00:29:40,801 --> 00:29:42,818
but today, I need you on your toes.
678
00:29:43,037 --> 00:29:46,088
I need you to stick with the plan, okay?
679
00:29:46,173 --> 00:29:46,873
Think you can do that?
680
00:29:47,092 --> 00:29:48,624
- Mm-hmm.
- Good.
681
00:29:48,844 --> 00:29:50,560
You know what you need to do?
682
00:29:50,646 --> 00:29:51,094
Yeah.
683
00:29:51,196 --> 00:29:54,131
Then go do it.
684
00:29:54,266 --> 00:29:56,049
[Bells ringing]
685
00:29:56,135 --> 00:29:58,618
[Chatter]
686
00:29:58,704 --> 00:30:00,670
Yeah, we got flowers going.
687
00:30:00,772 --> 00:30:02,772
Looks pretty good, huh?
688
00:30:02,908 --> 00:30:04,841
[Sighs] What do you think?
689
00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:17,721
- What are we doing?
- I just want to talk to you.
690
00:30:17,823 --> 00:30:19,456
[Door closes] I just need to know.
691
00:30:19,558 --> 00:30:21,324
Okay, something happened,
something changed,
692
00:30:21,410 --> 00:30:23,359
- and I really want to know what it is.
- What do you mean?
693
00:30:23,361 --> 00:30:25,361
You know I can handle it. I
want you to tell me the truth.
694
00:30:25,447 --> 00:30:26,880
Was the sex bad or was
it something that I said?
695
00:30:26,899 --> 00:30:29,266
Rachel, we talked about this.
You said that everything was fine.
696
00:30:29,368 --> 00:30:30,700
No, it's not fine. I'm not fine.
697
00:30:30,802 --> 00:30:32,869
Yesterday, you were begging
me to run away with you,
698
00:30:33,005 --> 00:30:34,854
and six hours later, you
say you changed your mind.
699
00:30:34,939 --> 00:30:38,240
Something happened and I really
want to know what it is, Adam.
700
00:30:38,242 --> 00:30:41,094
Look, Rachel, okay, we... We can
talk about this, but another time.
701
00:30:41,112 --> 00:30:42,612
I have to go to a wedding
right now... My wedding.
702
00:30:42,698 --> 00:30:43,580
I have to honor that.
703
00:30:43,682 --> 00:30:45,465
Honor?! You're gonna honor that wedding?
704
00:30:45,551 --> 00:30:46,850
That wedding is a lie... we both know it.
705
00:30:46,952 --> 00:30:48,584
- What are you talking...
- Yeah, of course it is,
706
00:30:48,670 --> 00:30:50,770
but I still have to make
it look real, don't I?
707
00:30:50,855 --> 00:30:52,654
Otherwise, this has all gone to waste...
708
00:30:52,656 --> 00:30:53,323
No vineyard, no public rehabilitation.
709
00:30:53,408 --> 00:30:54,758
[Crying] What if you fall in love with her
710
00:30:54,860 --> 00:30:57,494
and you get her pregnant and you
have, like, children with her?
711
00:30:57,596 --> 00:30:58,995
That could really happen.
712
00:30:59,081 --> 00:31:00,463
I'm going to annul at the end of the year.
713
00:31:00,566 --> 00:31:03,700
Anna's sweet, but wha... I mean, love?
714
00:31:03,802 --> 00:31:06,102
Please, just tell me what's wrong with me.
715
00:31:06,205 --> 00:31:08,605
- Okay, look, I don't have time for this.
- Just tell me what's wrong with me!
716
00:31:08,707 --> 00:31:09,673
I have to go.
717
00:31:09,775 --> 00:31:12,158
I'm sorry. I just need to know.
718
00:31:12,244 --> 00:31:14,678
[Sobbing]
719
00:31:26,141 --> 00:31:29,659
Look, as a friend, I just wanted you to
know what you were getting yourself into.
720
00:31:29,795 --> 00:31:31,127
"As a friend"... right.
721
00:31:31,213 --> 00:31:32,395
Yeah, as a friend.
722
00:31:32,397 --> 00:31:33,730
[Chuckles]
723
00:31:33,732 --> 00:31:38,134
Okay, I mean... what do I have
to gain by doing all that?
724
00:31:39,071 --> 00:31:41,705
What are you gonna do?
725
00:31:42,791 --> 00:31:45,609
I'll let you know. [Sniffles]
726
00:31:45,711 --> 00:31:48,411
Excuse me.
727
00:31:59,608 --> 00:32:01,892
- [Bell rings]
- MAN: Rolling in five, people.
728
00:32:01,927 --> 00:32:03,761
Let's hustle. QUINN: So,
did you talk to Anna yet?
729
00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:05,856
Mm-hmm. It's a 70/30 she's in, but yeah.
730
00:32:05,942 --> 00:32:09,543
I started giving him shots an hour ago.
731
00:32:09,745 --> 00:32:11,528
I think we're good.
732
00:32:11,631 --> 00:32:15,031
13 seasons, we finally
get a live wedding on TV.
733
00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:15,865
This is gonna be fantastic.
734
00:32:15,951 --> 00:32:17,400
Well, you've outdone yourself, buddy.
735
00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:20,070
Three minutes, people. Three minutes.
736
00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:20,804
Okay, whenever you're ready, babe.
737
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,573
You know what? I'm gonna
let you do it this time.
738
00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:25,909
- It's your show.
- That's all right. You always do it.
739
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,211
- This is live.
- Oh, I don't want to steal your thunder.
740
00:32:32,218 --> 00:32:34,201
- Here we go.
- Yeah.
741
00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:37,688
SAM: We're going live in 10...
742
00:32:37,823 --> 00:32:40,291
9... 8...
743
00:32:40,393 --> 00:32:41,592
Where did you get that?
744
00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:44,261
- 7... 6... 5...
- A groom to remember.
745
00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:45,429
4... 3...
746
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,899
- Going live.
- Mm? Action.
747
00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:50,534
[Mendelssohn's "Wedding March" plays]
748
00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:54,471
[Chatter]
749
00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:01,178
Where's the bride?
750
00:33:01,314 --> 00:33:02,363
She's not coming.
751
00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:03,747
MAN: Anyone have eyes on Anna?
752
00:33:03,950 --> 00:33:06,216
WOMAN: Where is she?
753
00:33:06,302 --> 00:33:07,851
Camera "A," do you see her?
754
00:33:07,937 --> 00:33:09,720
Where... where is, uh... where is she?
755
00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:12,506
You got the bride? Do you
know where the bride is?
756
00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:14,525
[People murmuring]
757
00:33:19,015 --> 00:33:20,881
Oh, you guys can sit down.
758
00:33:22,802 --> 00:33:24,568
What is happening?
759
00:33:24,654 --> 00:33:26,704
Um, Anna got cold feet.
760
00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:30,240
This has never happened before
in the history of "Everlasting,"
761
00:33:30,343 --> 00:33:31,408
but...
762
00:33:31,494 --> 00:33:33,177
we have a runaway bride.
763
00:33:33,262 --> 00:33:34,778
- MAN: What?!
- [Laughs]
764
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,880
Yeah, Adam, I really don't
know how to say this to you,
765
00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:39,149
but, um...
766
00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:41,485
you are going home alone.
767
00:33:41,570 --> 00:33:43,887
There's gonna be no "Royal Renovations."
768
00:33:43,990 --> 00:33:45,806
She can't say that.
769
00:33:45,891 --> 00:33:48,842
Adam, you're free to go.
770
00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:50,728
[Chatter]
771
00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:53,964
- Oh, hell, I'll take him.
- What's going on?
772
00:33:54,050 --> 00:33:55,799
What? It's all for show, anyway, right?
773
00:33:55,901 --> 00:33:57,267
Adam, you love me
774
00:33:57,370 --> 00:33:58,435
about as much as you
love any of these girls,
775
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,771
which is not at all.
776
00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:02,056
WOMAN: What's going on?
777
00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:03,540
Cut, cut... go to commercial.
778
00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:06,010
- The creator of this show, Chet...
- Cut, cut, cut.
779
00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:07,527
Brought me on the
show to sleep with me.
780
00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:09,279
This show is his personal whorehouse.
781
00:34:09,365 --> 00:34:10,547
Who is that?
782
00:34:10,633 --> 00:34:11,598
Britney is... Get her out of her.
783
00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:14,201
That was Chet's idea to
bring back a bad girl.
784
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,754
She can't say that. We're
on live television, man.
785
00:34:16,839 --> 00:34:18,822
- The audience wants to believe it's real.
- I have it.
786
00:34:19,025 --> 00:34:21,158
- The audience needs to believe it's real.
- I have it.
787
00:34:21,243 --> 00:34:23,260
- What are you gonna do?
- Go to three.
788
00:34:23,346 --> 00:34:26,530
Someone find Adam, please. All
right, not all of you.
789
00:34:26,615 --> 00:34:29,350
Someone get reactions. Down for reactions.
790
00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:30,684
Don't go down to the floor.
791
00:34:30,770 --> 00:34:32,870
You got to go up...
This is live television.
792
00:34:32,955 --> 00:34:34,054
You got to fix this.
793
00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:35,272
Oh, uh, what, me?
794
00:34:35,358 --> 00:34:39,043
I-I'm... I'm just a P.A.
that slept my way to the top.
795
00:34:39,128 --> 00:34:40,744
- Camera three.
- Please.
796
00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:43,113
- [Cellphone ringing]
- I want your full support moving forward.
797
00:34:43,115 --> 00:34:43,914
Anything.
798
00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:45,716
- I'm about to lose my job.
- [Cellphone beeps]
799
00:34:45,801 --> 00:34:47,184
- They ruin your lives!
- Hello?
800
00:34:47,269 --> 00:34:49,019
- Someone go down.
- I know. I am on it.
801
00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:50,421
Audio mic, cut on Britney.
802
00:34:50,523 --> 00:34:52,256
I need Camera 1, follow Britney
and stick with her like glue.
803
00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:55,542
I need Camera 2, reactions on Granny.
804
00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:57,528
Camera 3, I need close-ups on Adam.
805
00:34:57,630 --> 00:34:59,429
And, Rachel, I need you
to get security in here.
806
00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:01,432
- Get Britney out.
- BRITNEY: See, this is what they do.
807
00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:02,383
- Here we go.
- They make you disappear.
808
00:35:02,468 --> 00:35:03,935
Adam, tell 'em! Adam!
809
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,436
I need you to follow the security guards.
810
00:35:05,788 --> 00:35:06,953
- Adam!
- Where are you, Camera 2?
811
00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:08,888
Is your hand up your ass crack?
812
00:35:09,074 --> 00:35:11,690
I need a camera outside,
out back, right now, and go.
813
00:35:11,726 --> 00:35:12,492
WOMAN: Copy that.
814
00:35:12,494 --> 00:35:14,461
I think it's going pretty well.
815
00:35:14,563 --> 00:35:15,695
Stay on, stay on. Anna!
816
00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:17,830
Ugh, I'm too old for this.
817
00:35:17,932 --> 00:35:19,465
All right, come on. Stand down.
818
00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:20,683
Stand down. Stand down.
819
00:35:20,801 --> 00:35:22,601
Get to the top, go. Out of her face.
820
00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:24,103
Anna, why'd you do this?
821
00:35:24,188 --> 00:35:27,122
I mean, after everything the
two of you have been through,
822
00:35:27,241 --> 00:35:31,544
it must have been pretty
bad, huh, for you to, uh,
823
00:35:31,646 --> 00:35:36,882
have left him... at the altar.
824
00:35:37,985 --> 00:35:41,453
[Chuckles]
825
00:35:42,290 --> 00:35:46,191
Every little girl dreams of this day,
826
00:35:46,294 --> 00:35:47,443
of this moment,
827
00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:51,146
but that doesn't mean that I
would go for it at any cost.
828
00:35:51,265 --> 00:35:52,998
When I stopped and I really thought
829
00:35:53,101 --> 00:35:55,185
about my time with Adam...
830
00:35:55,503 --> 00:35:56,469
That's real. This is as real as it gets.
831
00:35:56,504 --> 00:35:58,471
And the possibility
of a life with him,
832
00:35:58,556 --> 00:36:01,741
I realized he's a cheating slut.
833
00:36:02,113 --> 00:36:05,281
And while I might have eventually
834
00:36:05,366 --> 00:36:08,000
been able to forgive him for that,
835
00:36:08,086 --> 00:36:13,889
I had to accept the fact that
he's just not that smart.
836
00:36:14,092 --> 00:36:15,508
He's an idiot.
837
00:36:15,593 --> 00:36:19,229
Definitely not the man for me.
838
00:36:24,502 --> 00:36:26,402
No, you just keep watching.
You're gonna love it.
839
00:36:26,487 --> 00:36:28,004
Absolutely. Oh, we're all good here.
840
00:36:28,206 --> 00:36:30,773
All right. [Chuckles] Wow.
841
00:36:30,858 --> 00:36:31,707
You did this? Did you do this?
842
00:36:31,809 --> 00:36:34,826
Me? No. Look, Anna just found out...
843
00:36:34,911 --> 00:36:36,896
I mean, like, you show
me, you're a bad bet.
844
00:36:36,914 --> 00:36:38,047
Rachel, you and me...
845
00:36:38,082 --> 00:36:40,716
What was I supposed to do
after everything Quinn told me?
846
00:36:40,852 --> 00:36:43,586
What? I'm sorry... Quinn told you?
847
00:36:43,688 --> 00:36:45,921
- Look, she told me everything.
- Everything what? What did she say?
848
00:36:46,057 --> 00:36:47,990
The hospitalizations with mental problems?
849
00:36:48,076 --> 00:36:51,294
Oh, my... I was never hospitalized.
850
00:36:51,396 --> 00:36:53,229
They told me all about
last year, so, I mean...
851
00:36:53,364 --> 00:36:55,031
it made sense.
852
00:36:55,133 --> 00:36:57,533
Adam, she lied to you and to me.
853
00:36:57,635 --> 00:36:59,402
And, what, you just believed her?
854
00:36:59,537 --> 00:37:01,554
Or, you know, maybe you wanted to.
855
00:37:01,673 --> 00:37:03,022
Rachel.
856
00:37:03,141 --> 00:37:04,607
Got it.
857
00:37:05,910 --> 00:37:06,642
Okay.
858
00:37:08,563 --> 00:37:09,545
[Sighs]
859
00:37:17,155 --> 00:37:19,488
[Sighs] Oh, no.
860
00:37:19,590 --> 00:37:21,641
Why the long face, Eeyore?
861
00:37:21,726 --> 00:37:24,894
We won. [Chuckles]
862
00:37:25,630 --> 00:37:26,712
[Sighs]
863
00:37:26,798 --> 00:37:30,166
Please tell me that you are
not wasting your victory lap
864
00:37:30,234 --> 00:37:31,200
crying about boys.
865
00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:36,572
I'm just trying to figure out why he, uh...
866
00:37:36,674 --> 00:37:39,642
you know, what happened with Adam.
867
00:37:43,781 --> 00:37:46,649
Anything you want to tell me about that?
868
00:37:46,751 --> 00:37:49,669
You know, forget the "why."
869
00:37:49,787 --> 00:37:52,054
He dumped you. Done. Moving on.
870
00:37:52,156 --> 00:37:53,606
Actually, I'm pretty interested
871
00:37:53,725 --> 00:37:55,825
in the why in this case.
872
00:37:55,910 --> 00:37:57,176
[Scoffs]
873
00:37:57,295 --> 00:38:01,147
What, you mean, why you're
not coming out of a blackout
874
00:38:01,232 --> 00:38:02,481
on the beach in Tahiti,
875
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,000
using your panties as a pillow,
876
00:38:05,086 --> 00:38:06,752
dumped and realizing you ruined your life
877
00:38:06,871 --> 00:38:09,337
on some half-wit, narcissist man doll?
878
00:38:09,339 --> 00:38:13,742
Yeah, I mean, God forbid I
make my own mistakes, right?
879
00:38:13,878 --> 00:38:16,762
Like you haven't made enough of those.
880
00:38:18,883 --> 00:38:21,667
Fine. Blame it on me.
881
00:38:21,786 --> 00:38:22,752
I don't give a shit.
882
00:38:22,837 --> 00:38:25,805
You should be kneeling
down, thanking whatever
883
00:38:25,923 --> 00:38:27,089
that you didn't end up
884
00:38:27,191 --> 00:38:29,909
as "Everlasting's" ultimate
tabloid idiot, all right?
885
00:38:30,027 --> 00:38:31,193
This was a gift.
886
00:38:31,329 --> 00:38:33,045
A gift?
887
00:38:33,164 --> 00:38:33,963
Wow. [Chuckles]
888
00:38:34,048 --> 00:38:34,930
Wow.
889
00:38:35,032 --> 00:38:36,882
Love is swell...
890
00:38:37,101 --> 00:38:39,985
but it is not something
you build a life around.
891
00:38:40,104 --> 00:38:41,404
Actually, some people do.
892
00:38:41,539 --> 00:38:43,956
Oh, some people? What, like Mary?
893
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,313
Nice.
894
00:38:51,449 --> 00:38:51,781
Really nice.
895
00:38:51,883 --> 00:38:55,584
[Sighs]
896
00:38:58,806 --> 00:39:03,359
We killed somebody, didn't we?
897
00:39:06,364 --> 00:39:08,547
Yeah.
898
00:39:10,067 --> 00:39:13,068
Let's not do that again.
899
00:39:14,605 --> 00:39:16,672
No.
900
00:39:16,774 --> 00:39:18,407
Just another mind-numbing season
901
00:39:18,509 --> 00:39:20,443
of "Everlasting."
902
00:39:20,545 --> 00:39:21,527
Wait.
903
00:39:21,646 --> 00:39:23,996
Not "The Whole Package"?
904
00:39:24,115 --> 00:39:26,282
I thought that was kind of a good idea.
905
00:39:26,367 --> 00:39:27,800
Yeah, I mean, it's a good title,
906
00:39:27,919 --> 00:39:29,585
but I don't think our audience cares
907
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:31,220
about girls who have jobs.
908
00:39:31,322 --> 00:39:33,606
[Sighs]
909
00:39:33,724 --> 00:39:36,158
Whatever.
910
00:39:36,244 --> 00:39:38,744
Just no murder next season, okay?
911
00:39:38,863 --> 00:39:40,229
I mean...[Chuckles]
912
00:39:40,331 --> 00:39:42,748
at least not with the
contestants behind the scenes,
913
00:39:42,834 --> 00:39:44,383
I can't be so sure.
914
00:39:46,304 --> 00:39:50,105
Excuse me?
915
00:39:51,025 --> 00:39:52,741
Well, I mean, I'm sure Jeremy
916
00:39:52,827 --> 00:39:54,293
would like to see me dead...
917
00:39:54,412 --> 00:39:56,846
for example.
918
00:39:56,948 --> 00:39:58,047
Yeah.
919
00:39:58,132 --> 00:40:01,350
Well, he gives you any
trouble, I'll have his head.
920
00:40:11,796 --> 00:40:13,095
What?
921
00:40:13,181 --> 00:40:17,099
Nothing.
922
00:40:17,185 --> 00:40:20,069
No. Tell me.
923
00:40:23,407 --> 00:40:25,291
I love you.
924
00:40:25,376 --> 00:40:27,176
You know that, right?
925
00:40:35,152 --> 00:40:36,035
I love you, too.
926
00:40:36,153 --> 00:40:40,172
[Alt-J's "Hunger of the Pine" plays]
927
00:40:40,291 --> 00:40:44,710
Sleeplessly embracing you
928
00:40:44,929 --> 00:40:46,795
-
Yawn yearns into me
- Weirdo.
929
00:40:46,931 --> 00:40:49,965
Plenty more tears in the sea
930
00:40:50,051 --> 00:40:54,637
And so you finally use it
931
00:40:54,772 --> 00:40:56,939
Bedding with me you see at night
932
00:40:57,024 --> 00:41:00,543
-
Your heart wears knight armor
- Stop walking on the rocks!
933
00:41:00,628 --> 00:41:02,912
Hunger of the pine
934
00:41:06,217 --> 00:41:08,000
[Engine shuts off]
935
00:41:15,092 --> 00:41:17,009
Hi, Mrs. Goldberg.
936
00:41:17,094 --> 00:41:19,178
Jeremy!
937
00:41:19,263 --> 00:41:21,096
What a surprise.
938
00:41:21,182 --> 00:41:23,482
Is... Is Rachel with you?
939
00:41:23,601 --> 00:41:26,268
No. This is actually about her.
940
00:41:26,404 --> 00:41:28,437
She's really sick again.
941
00:41:30,441 --> 00:41:32,942
We have to do something.
942
00:41:33,027 --> 00:41:35,945
Come in.
943
00:41:38,469 --> 00:41:41,669
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