All language subtitles for UnREAL s01e08 Two.eng

Graham: Welcome
to "Everlasting".

Something's wrong. It's Mary.
Somehow, she got on the roof.

Give me your hand right now.

Come with me.

Mary! Wait!

One of our cast
members passed away.

Brad: I'm gonna call legal.
We'll deal with the family.

But I want to zip this thing
up air tight. You hear me?

No lights, no
camera, no action.

- Whole season's been kind of freaky.
- It's my first one.

Maybe we should
postpone the wedding.

- This is about Rachel.
- Maybe.

There is just so much that
you don't see. It's...

When it comes to you,
I see more than you think.

Coming home?

Yeah.

I just left my wife.

Adam: We were on the beach,
stark naked, and we were in...

You know, we were in the
middle of... of doing it.

And suddenly, there
were lights everywhere,

just shining down at us.

It was the birding club.

16 old ladies just staring us
down at 5:00 in the morning.

The most embarrassing
moment of my life.

[Chuckles]

I don't even know how
you would do that.

I don't like having sex on
the beach with all that sand.

Yeah, that's what
beds are for.

All right, easy, boy.

You've got enough toys
around here to play with.

I don't want the toys.

Sometimes a man wants a grown-up
to look him in the eye.

Yeah, and people in hell... they
want ice water. I got to go.

[Door opens]

Jeremy: His royal highness has you
wiping his ass awfully early.

Yeah, he was, uh,
just borrowing my cellphone.

I think he had to
call his lawyer

about the vineyard or
something. I have no idea.

- Okay.
- Okay. [Chuckles]

But, um, look, we...
we have a problem.

- What? What happened?
- It's, um...

I can't stop thinking
about the other night.

Well, that... sucks for you.

You should just tell
your fianc?e about it.

Yeah, uh, look...

You know what? It's...

It... we didn't mean it,
okay? We were in shock.

- Quinn: Rachel? Control room.
- So it was just...

- We got a big day.
- I'm flying in.

I have to go.
Quinn's freaking.

- We're not done, now.
- I know.

- We're talking later.
- Great.

They say that every
cloud has a silver lining.

And we here at "Everlasting"
believe that to be true.

If the tragedy of Mary Newhouse
untimely death

has taught us anything,
it's that life is fleeting...

What the hell is he
doing with an umbrella?

It's not even raining.

Cut! Cut!

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Who wrote this crap? It's
just too much doom and gloom.

It's my fault. I'll adjust
and give the note to Graham.

Oh, hey, finally.
All right, here we go.

We are done with death, okay?

Give me romance,
romance, romance!

Let's get this show back
to what it's all about.

Chet: True love, baby!

[Laughing]

Thank you.

All right, let's keep it cool, guys.
Let's keep it cool.

It's kind of disgusting.

- Fine. Thank you.
- Okay, okay.

This week, it is spa
dates, all right?

We've got four girls left...

Anna, Faith, Grace,
and Shamiqua.

Let's heat things up.
Let's keep America guessing.

Come on, nobody is guessing.
That boy is going for Grace.

- You don't know that for sure.
- Honey...

- No, you don't...
- I may be gay, but I know

what kind of punani
straight boys like, okay?

Chet: I'm with homeboy.
Grace has the lips and the body,

and she can count to 10...
I think.

That one's not even
important, 10.

Anna's a total catch. She's beautiful,
she graduated magna cum laude

from, like, Brown
or something.

And Adam is not as
shallow as you think.

- He's just not.
- [Scoffs]

According to nobody but you.

All right, let's just forget
who the front-runner is.

I need a horse race.

So, Jay, we need to
amp up Shamiqua.

I want less brains and
I want more cleavage.

- You got it.
- Okay?

And, Rachel, I don't know
what to do with Faith,

but we've got to make
her hot for Adam.

And Anna... Anna's
got to loosen up.

Come on. Have some fun.

Show some skin, you know?

Adam wants a lady on the street
but a freak in the sheets.

Capiche? Right?

We got three more episodes
to get him to propose

to one of these ding-dongs.

Excuse me, Mr. Wilton.
I'm so sorry.

- Your wife is here.
- Ex-wife.

Not soon enough.

We need to talk.

Uh, you guys can
use my office.

My, that's so generous
of you, Quinn.

I talked to my lawyer.

- Bully for you.
- "Bully" is right.

You can have your
divorce, Chet.

But I am gonna take you
for every penny you have.

By the time I'm done with you,

you are gonna be living in a
single in the City of Commerce.

Well, Cali's a
community-property state.

You'll get your half.
What are you doing?

You can't drink.
You're pregnant.

Oh, please. At my age, 50/50,
it's a flipper baby anyways.

And yeah, I will get my half.

But this little
sideshow attraction

gonna get everything else.

Child support's gonna
take you to the cleaners.

I'd think about
downsizing if I were you.

[Sighs] Look, my lawyers

are gonna fight you
every step of the way,

and your lawyers are
gonna fight my lawyers.

Mm, let the games begin.

And we're both gonna be paying
those lawyers millions...

Millions we both lose.

Or...

Or?

We cut a deal, right
here, right now.

Leave the lawyers out of it.

I'm listening.

Thanks so much. I
appreciate it.

- Well, hello.
- Hi.

Hi. Here's to a good night.

- Yes, and very little sleep.
- Mm-hmm.

- When you do sleep...
- Mm-hmm.

You're very active.
Do you know that?

You drool and you snore a lot.
Just...

- Lucky you. Lucky you.
- [Chuckles]

Um, so, look...
today, I, um...

I'm gonna need you to
bring your "A" game.

- My "A" game?
- Yes, please.

- Three days after a woman died.
- I know.

It's super weird,
but you know Quinn.

She's doesn't like to linger
on feelings or anything.

How about you?

Lingering?

My specialty.

- Got it.
- Yeah.

You know, she wants a little
romance to cleanse the palate.

- Oh, I can do that.
- Not me, Romeo. Them.

Get on out there.

[Indistinct conversations]

Faith: You all feel
weird about this?

What? The show?

Yeah. I mean...

Mary and all?

And we're just... Here, goofing
off, having a good time?

Yeah, it's hard, but
what's quitting the show

or curling up in a ball
gonna do for anyone?

If I had stayed home
after my dad died,

I would be eating my feelings

and crying myself
to sleep at night.

At least on the show, I'm
doing something.

I'm staying busy.

I mean, do you really think that
Mary would've wanted us to quit?

Ladies... [clears throat]

May I?

As a veteran of this series,
there's a little saying

we have in showbiz...
"The show must go on."

And in the case of your
quest for everlasting love,

the search must go on.

After 13 seasons,
that's all you got?

Well, that and an Emmy.

[Chuckles]

[Moaning]

Yes! Hoo!

[Breathing heavily]

Oh. $50 million?

What were you thinking?

Come on.

I thought we weren't gonna
talk about that anymore.

Oh, come on.

I mean, I worked really
hard for that money, too.

And what did she do?

She shopped at
Whole Foods and Lululemon?

I-I don't like it any
more than you do,

but at least it clears
the way for you and me.

[Scoffs] Yeah, I guess.

It's actually sort of sweet,

you giving away 50 mil
for little, old me.

And you are worth every cent.

Oh, we'll make that
cash back in no time.

All we have to do is
start selling some shows.

And...

- [Computer chimes]
- Oh, speak of the devil.

- There's Brad.
- And the best part?

The Wicked Witch of Brentwood.

won't be able to touch a
cent we make from here on in.

All right, hold on. Hoo!

All right, here we go.

Hey, guys.

- Hey!
- Hi!

- [Chuckles]
- How's everyone holding up?

[Both sigh]

You know, it's... it's
been a little tough,

but we're getting through it.

I... I feel terrible.

But how about those
monster numbers last night?

Right?

Yeah, 6.8... up 22%
from last week.

Whoo!

Yeah, people should
die more often.

I know! Unbelievable!

How's, uh, how's
her kid doing?

Fine, I think.

Management is thrilled
with these numbers.

They want to capitalize on
the momentum, so get this.

They want to end the
season with Cromwell

marrying one of these
chicks, live, on air.

So we're talking about

a two-hour special
"Everlasting" wedding.

I mean, is that not genius?

Can you guys make that happen?

What if we take it
one step further

and use the wedding to backdoor
a spin-off for next season?

Right.

And... and, uh, we have
Adam and his new bride,

um, adjusting to the
upper-crust life in the UK.

- We'll call it "Royal Love".
- Oh.

Sweet! I'll tell you what.

You get him to marry
the Mexican bikini model,

and you've got yourselves
a deal, all right?

She'll bring in the
Telemundo audience.

[Chuckles] Okay.

Bye! Boom!

That's what I'm talking about.
Synergy.

You and me. Oh, man.

We're gonna double that
50 mil in no time.

[Chuckles]

I love you.

Oh, I love you, too.

[Both chuckle]

Wait. So, I don't get it.

Are you saying that
I've already won?

Isn't that great?
What do you say?

Shouldn't be so
hard to be married

to such a beautiful,
exotic, and compelling woman.

I mean, that's... that's
quite a proposition.

Um, so, on this show...

- "Royal Love".
- Grace: Ooh.

I love how that sounds.

So, uh, Grace and I...
we're gonna be married?

No. You'll be married
on "Everlasting."

You'll propose in
the final episode,

and then we'll do a
two-hour special

when we introduce
the spin-off.

A spin-off. So exciting.

Yeah, indeed.

So glad you two are on board.

Man: Quinn, we're
ready for Grace now.

Okay. Copy that. I'm
sending her down.

All right. So, just
keep this under your hat.

The only reason why
we're telling you this

is 'cause we need you
two to sign releases.

Thing's moving at warp speed.

- Consider me signed.
- All right.

We'll draw up the paperwork.

- Thank you.
- Thanks.

Adam: Uh, Quinn, uh...

Before you do that...

You okay, Chief?

Yeah, look. Uh...

don't get me wrong,
Grace is a lovely girl,

but what you're
suggesting is absurd.

I signed on for one
season of this.

One season, that's it.

And look, I don't intend
to stick around for another,

so, I mean, find
yourself another patsy.

Grace: [British accent] "What a
lovely house you have, Your Lordship.

Thank you so much
for having me.

Mm. So nice to be here.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

My name is Grace...
Grace Cromwell."

Practicing your accent, huh?

[Normal voice]
Your mascara's smudged.

Do you really think
he's gonna pick you?

Sluts get cut...

[Exhales sharply]

Or that's what I hear.

Honey, I know he's
gonna pick me.

It's all worked out.

What is that supposed to mean?

The pressure is on, ladies.

Now, since Maya sadly decided
to, of course, leave the show,

each of you have made
it to the final four.

We know it has been
stressful for all of us

these past few weeks, which is why we're
giving you a chance to relax with Adam

- and rejuvenate at a tranquil zen paradise
- Anna. Anna, hi. Smile, okay?

Graham: Behind me are candles.

Each one of these candles is a
symbol of your burning desire

to win Adam's heart.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Everything hunky-dory?

- Yeah, hunkiest-doriest.
- You got a sec?

I'm kind of in the
middle of something.

Okay. Now's good for me.

Man: Okay, cut. Everybody
take five, please.

[Indistinct conversations]

[Imitates gunshot]

Jay: Hey, psst.
Shamiqua, come here.

- So, you're with me on this, right?
- Really?

This is what it's come to after
hanging in there for weeks

through a suicide? Now
it's "flash them titties"?

Come on, girl.

Seriously, you've got
to give me something.

[Chuckles] Or what?

Or we both go home.

You're my last girl.

Well, what makes you think
I can even turn Adam around?

Hey, he didn't want
to do this show.

- You're our limey whisperer.
- Okay, listen. That was then.

We weren't asking him to sign on
and marry one of these girls.

Come on. We're talking
about a year here.

Then they get a
big, juicy divorce,

splash it all over
the tabloids.

Screw all the
D-listers they want.

All right, okay.

So let's say that I, uh...

Let's say that I can, right?

Let's say I can
turn him around.

- What's in it for me?
- Wheeling and dealing?

Oh, Mama Bear taught you well.

I'm just saying, you
are getting a spin-off.

He's getting another year
to promote his vineyard.

All right, all right,
fine. What do you want?

Peace in the Middle East.

A sailboat full of ponies?

Regular, miniature ponies?
Continue. Or?

My own show.

Okay. Take "Royal Love".

No. Just flat-out no.

I'm not gonna get in
between you and Quinn.

Oh, Quinn's with me now.

No, she's done her
time in the trenches.

It's your turn to
not have a life.

Come on. What do you say?

Grunt to executive
producer, blink of an eye.

It's a deal of a lifetime.

All I have to do
is deliver Adam?

Well, on a silver platter.

Of course.

Rachel: Oh. Hey, Adam!

Adam, can I talk to
you for a second?

Hey. I, uh, wanted
to talk to you.

Let me guess.

About "Royal Love",
this ludicrous spin-off

Chet and Quinn are
trying to rope me into?

Just heard about it, yeah.

These people are mad. I...

A marriage was never
part of the deal.

- Honestly, it's only for a year.
- [Chuckles]

Yeah, we'll just... We'll just
get married and just fake it.

Of course. Brilliant.

I would never do that
to one of these girls.

Believe it or not, I actually have
a modicum of respect for them.

Oh, I can't wait to get
the hell out of here.

Yeah. Copy that, buddy.

It's only three
more weeks, right?

Trust me, I'm
counting the days.

[Indistinct conversations]

Woman: A.D.s, go to two.

Woman: Copy that.

"Royal Love"? Really?

Who told you?

A little bird with a great
ass and a deep throat.

[Sighs]
Grace is such an idiot.

Yeah, which is why I should
be the one who wins this.

What? Look, I don't even know

why they went to her
in the first place.

Yeah, they hook
up or whatever,

but Adam came to my father's
funeral for a reason.

Okay? We have a
real connection.

I think that you would...
You would be great.

You would be so much
better than Grace for Adam.

I mean, if it were up
to me, it would...

It would definitely be you.

But?

Do you really want it?

'Cause I can work
it on my end.

But you're just gonna have
to work it with Adam, okay?

You make him want you and
then get him on board with it.

Well, what about Grace?

I'll just...

You focus on your
future husband, okay?

I'll take care of it.

So, what's up? We have a deal?

Yeah. Deal.

I like you.

So, each of our contestants
gets a chance to experience

an individual spa
treatment with Adam.

Let's see how it's
going, shall we?

Chet: Whoa-ho-ho!

Great idea, showing
a little more skin.

Ratings aren't the only thing
that're gonna be going up.

- Soft-tissue
massage.- Right.

Soft tissue.

Right.

Whoa.

Ah. Just start with my
back first, mister.

We'll see how far you get.

Beautiful, black boner killer.

[Laughing]

Medicinal mud has been used for
centuries as a healing regimen.

So you want us to rub this
dirt all over ourselves?

The mud opens the pores to
relax and invigorate the body.

All right.

Quinn: Mm. Sexy.

Check him out.

Okay.

Do you feel invigorated?

Really? That's what
you're gonna do?

Oh. Mm. No.

[Both laugh]

You like that?!

Oh! Who's invigorated now?!

Oh, I feel so alive!

Oh, no. No!

[Laughing]

Yeah! You like it?!

You like that?! Yeah!

[Laughing]

Cut, please, cut.

Man: The cedar enzyme bath

boosts circulation
and metabolism.

It's both relaxing
and energizing.

Seems... Interesting.

Grace: So, wait.

We're just... we're gonna,
like, lay on top of it?

Oh, no.

You'll be immersed.

Oh, my God.

[Chuckles]

[Whimpers] Okay.

The warmth you
feel is produced

by a biological
fermentation process.

This feels good.

I can't... [breathing heavily]

Grace, are you okay?

I can't just sit here.

I... are you okay?

That's not good.

No! Aah!

I can't! I'm not doing this!

No, no, no!

Cut! Cut, cut, cut!

Grace?! Grace? You okay?

I'm sorry. I'm
claustrophobic, okay?

Ever since I was
a little girl.

Where I come from, being
buried alive is no joke.

- I can't.
- Quinn: I'm sorry.

You didn't know that
she was claustrophobic?

If I did do you think I would've done that?
Do you want me to go talk to her?

No, I'll handle it.

You just start setting
up for the next date.

Maybe that could be good,
you know, emotion-wise.

You know, Adam
consoles phobic chick?

Oh, yeah, more consoling.
That's hot.

I just... I don't even know

that he's gonna go for
somebody so high-strung.

Brad wants Grace.
I don't give a crap.

I just want a show.

Okay, well, then we'll
just sell Anna to Brad.

I mean, she's so
much classier.

Hold your horses, Tonto.

Let's see how the date
goes first, all right?

Hey.

Um, locations gave me a bunch of
brochures of places we can go,

you know, for the wedding?

I thought that, you know,
we were talking about seeing...

I know. Look, after...

Everything that happened
with Mary, it just...

It really put everything
in perspective.

I want to make
things better, Jer.

Man: Okay, guys, moving on.
Next setup.

Man: Got it!

We need to talk
about this later.

Tantra is about
accessing our energies

to enhance pleasure
and dissolve the ego.

Oh. This is really good.

With practice, partners
can make love for hours

and have orgasms
without touching...

Jay: Damn.

This bitch looks like
she could eat him alive.

Chet: Well, look
who's a little minx.

- I'd totally do her.
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, if she gives
us heat, so would I.

[Both chuckle]

Breathe them in. Feel them.

[Inhales deeply]

Man: Sorry, guys.

- Sound needs us to hold for a plane.
- Holding.

[Airplane passing overhead]

You know, this is
actually kind of fun.

Breathing each other in?

Well, I... I don't
know about you,

but I personally prefer
physical touch when I orgasm.

Are you making a pass at me?

[Chuckles]

Do you want me to?

Naughty girl.

With the right person,
you have no idea.

Oh-ho-ho! Finally, some
friggin' chemistry.

Yeah. No kidding. It's great.

Yeah, no, I need to do some
yoga, 'cause this is just...

[ Laughs]

Is there a lot of
yoga in England?

Don't know.

More a polo guy.

Well, I'm sure that we
could find some creative way

to release our energies.

What?

Yeah, you know,
just, in England,

we could find something...

You and me in England?

So now they want you to
go to England with me?

- No.
- Of course they do.

Yep. Adam...

These people are vulgar.

They will do anything they can
to make a quick buck off us.

And you'd willingly
be a part of that?

I... I'm sorry. I...
I didn't...

I mean, I got excited.

What are you doing?

- We're still shooting.
- Forget it.

- This date's over.
- [Bell rings]

Adam. Hey, hey, hey.

Come on. Where are you going?

To get a drink.
It's ridiculous.

"Royal Love"... Like
I'm so bendy child's toy

they can twist
however they like...

Listen, I think it's a good
idea, for what it's worth.

You are literally
insane if you think

I'm gonna marry a girl I met
three weeks ago on a TV show.

It doesn't matter how
fantastic she is.

My God, they're both willing
to sign on the dotted line,

- aren't they?
- Yeah, totally.

What would drive a
woman to do that?

Oh, God. Every single
fairy tale she's read

since she was about I
would say 3 years old.

- Man: Wine?
- Yes, yes, thank you so much.

- Mm-hmm.
- Oh.

I am just telling you
to think about it.

You would be getting
everything you wanted

when you signed on for the
show, all of that exposure.

So many people
have taken that...

That reality-show TV moment

and turned it into
something legit.

I'm sorry.

Is the real Rachel
anywhere nearby?

'Cause I don't recognize
this golem in front of me.

- Oh.
- What?

I get it.

What are you getting
out of this?

I would be the showrunner.

Of course.

It's everything I wanted
my entire career.

Well, since when? Last night, you
were talking about writing novels

and saving African
AIDS babies.

Those are just my dreams.
This is my actual life.

So you're using me.

Yeah, I am.

- When I get used...
- Mm-hmm.

I like to get paid a lot.

This deal's not
cutting it for me.

Another year on a
reality TV show,

dancing for the organ grinder?

No way. Besides, you
know as well as I do

I did this so I could
get away from my family.

I do this insipid "Royal Love",
I'm back where I started,

only with more for them
to ridicule me with.

Listen, I'm just telling
you to think about it.

The marriage wouldn't be real.
You could have it annulled.

It would be real.

This may shock you, Rachel,

but marriage actually
means something to me.

What the hell is this?

No, Rachel, Jay, why
is the mansion prepped?

The elimination
ceremony is tomorrow.

Damn it! Answer! All right?

Come on. This is all wrong.

Or... maybe it's just right.

[Chuckles]

Shall we check it out?

What?

Quinn: Mmm. Oh, my God.

What is this?

Cuisse de grenouilles
sur un b?ton.

Frog legs on a stick.

[Chuckles]

Frog. No shit.

[Chuckles] This, um...

This whole thing is...
is too much.

This must've cost you a mint.

You gave away $50
million this morning.

I don't want to
talk about money.

I want to talk about you...
and me.

The only thing that
matters is us.

We'll make money.
"Royal Love", whatever.

Open it.

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

It's your turn now.

But you're not
even divorced yet.

I say as soon as the papers
come in, let's just do it.

I don't want to wait anymore,
not after eight years.

Will you marry me?

[Giggles]

Screw it. Yes, yes.

[Laughs] Let's get married.

Let's get married.

[Both laugh]

[Dog whimpers]

So, you know that thing
that we were talking about?

Uh-huh. Yeah, it's
not gonna happen.

What thing?

"Royal Love", with Adam.

- He's not into it.
- Oh. Well...

He will be.

You just got to give
him the right reason.

That's all. I trust you.
You know why?

'Cause you're a winner.

Thank you very much for
the vote of confidence,

but he really is
pretty out of it.

Well, I've seen you at
the top of your game,

- and I think you're gonna deliver.
- Not this time.

I'm sorry. P.S.

You're doubting your
own powers, aren't you?

Creepy, little kid. Follow me.

Let me show you something.

[Engine turns over]

- Oh-ho-ho!
- [Engine revving]

Oh. Oh, you feel that?

That is what it's like to be
in control, to be the boss.

You control the machine.

You can make it do
whatever you like.

What do you say we
take her for a spin?

Hey.

Hey.

So, um... listen, uh...

I know we've been going
'round and 'round, but...

I actually think
you were right.

We have been moving too fast.

Look, I... I told you
I didn't mean that.

I was just upset, confused.

You know, you and
Rachel have...

You and Rachel.

Don't do this.

We have plans,
Jer, for a life.

Rachel, she's... she's
there, and then she's gone.

She puts on a good show,

but she doesn't give a damn
about anybody but herself.

Look, you deserve someone who's
gonna love you all the way.

You know? No regrets...

No holding back.

I'm sorry. I'm just...
I'm not that guy.

[Engine revs]

[Laughing]
It's fun, isn't it?!

Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

This is every day for
me... the life, the show,

it's all coming at me
at 80 miles per hour.

Copy that.

And I make it work,
even when it gets scary.

- Which it does.
- Hey, Chet, what are you doing?

- Stop pushing my leg!
- More than you know!

- [Engine revving]
- Chet!

[Tires screech]

Ah, as much shit as I give you,
Rachel, I love you for it.

You know something,
I really don't like this.

If you really want
to make it, Rachel,

you got to be willing
to drive the car

- as fast as it'll take you.
- [Horn honks]

Even when you feel this
close to crashing and burning,

- you've got to just keep driving!
- Chet, let go of my leg!

[Engine revving]

There's nothing you
can't do, Rachel!

- Nothing!
- Chet!

[Tires screeching]

[Laughing]

Ah, well, lesson learned.

I just wish someone had done
that for me when I was your age.

Now... go get me Adam.

Quinn: These numbers
are too low.

These numbers are too high.

These numbers don't
equal this total.

So whoever did this must've
been high or half asleep.

- I don't care.
- [Vomits, coughs]

[Coughs]

Okay.

You know what? Just go...
go... go get it fixed.

I don't care how you do
it. Just get it fixed.

- Chet: Hey, hey.
- Thank you.

Uh, what was that all about?

Ah, some people just need to
be reminded of their power.

If we're gonna make
that spin-off money,

she's got to come through.

Oh. [Chuckles]

Hey, why don't you, uh...

Why don't you check her out?

Make sure she got the message.

Okay.

Whew. [Mumbling]

Are you okay?

[Groans]

You need to pull
your shit together.

Excuse me?

I mean, what is
wrong with you?

You used to be like a shark.

Dead eyes, no
emotion, no weakness.

- And now look at you.
- I'm sorry.

Are you honestly
taking his side?

Because the guy basically
tried to drive me off a cliff.

- Oh, please.
- Holy crap.

- That's a nice ring.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Chet and I are together now,

so you need to suck it
up and do your job.

Yeah, right. Which is what, exactly?
I just want to clarify.

You want me to go into Adam's room
and convince him to do something

that he doesn't
want to do, right?

Hell, yeah. Since
when is that news?

Okay, how would you
like me to do it?

Because you've taken
away his winery.

You've turned it into the
"Everlasting" theme park.

And now you're asking me
to get him back on board

with his family,
whom he loathes,

and, quite honestly, they're
not crazy about him, either.

Why are you letting Adam
get up all in your vag?

He's a prop, Rachel.

[Chuckles]

Because maybe I'm just sick
of being a manipulative bitch.

Oh. [Chuckles]

Well, let me tell
you, sweetheart,

there's no sense
fighting that.

That's who we are.

Where are you going?

To be a manipulative bitch.

No means no.

Unless it gets you
something you want.

[Chuckles] Which is?

Which is your vineyard...
Adam Cromwell Winery.

Fat chance. It's the "Everlasting"
spa and resort now.

Not if you tell Chet you're
gonna do "Royal Love".

But only as "Royal Renovations".

Okay, you cut a
deal for the show,

and you insist that they
shoot it at the vineyard.

And we spend the entire
season renovating it

and putting it online,

and you are not gonna commit

unless you get the vineyard
back at the end of the year.

I am talking about the
classy Cromwell one.

I'm not talking about the
cheesy "Everlasting" one.

And I know that it's
another year of your life,

but at the end of it, you
get everything you want.

Okay, tell me.

Tell me that that's not
gonna impress your father.

It's actually not a bad idea.

But getting married
on reality TV?

No, just forget it.

Okay. So you pick Anna.

You propose to her, and
then you just put it off.

So she's your fianc?e
for one year. Big deal.

You spend a year of your
life with some beautiful,

smart, sexy woman, and...

You know, when
the show's over,

you can... you can do
whatever you want.

No marriage.

Not unless you want to.

Okay. So let's say
I was interested.

- Mm-hmm.
- What would I need to do?

You just got to get Anna back.

Right.

[Quinn grunting]

Madison!

This might qualify as coffee

from whatever fly-over
state you came out of,

but there is no way I'm drinking
this hillbilly monkey piss,

so get your butt down to the
corner and get me a real latte.

- [Sighs]
- I got it.

Word of advice... don't
roll over for Quinn.

She likes the pushback.

I mean, don't... don't
be disrespectful,

but get in the ring,
have a little fun.

I'm... I'm not scared of Quinn,
if that's what you mean.

Mm. Guess that's why you flinch
every time she talks, huh?

I don't really care how
Quinn talks to me.

I have wanted to be
in this business

ever since I was a little
girl, and here I am doing it.

Glamorous life of a P.A., huh?

For now.

Jeremy: Hey.

Hey. Hi. Hi.

Um, so...

I broke up with Lizzie.

You what? Are you serious?

Are you gonna... are you okay?

Yeah, Rach, I'm
more than okay.

You know, I was just sick
of ignoring the obvious.

What obvious?

It's you.

I just... I don't...

I'm not even sure...

You sure now?

Man: Okay, people...
two minutes.

Two minutes.

After wrap, meet
me in your truck.

Seriously, it's gonna be good.

- Yeah.
- I promise.

[Indistinct conversations]

Okay, guys, here we go!
Places, please!

And action!

Good evening, and welcome.

It's a sad night
here at the mansion,

as one of our four
remaining contestants

- will be leaving us...
- I'm sorry to interrupt you, uh, Graham...

but there's something, um, I
would like to get off my chest

before the elimination,
if that's all right.

Of course, Adam, yes.
What is it?

Uh, Anna, my behavior on our
date today was inexcusable,

and I was wondering if we might
have a moment alone together

before the ceremony.

Yeah, of course.

Okay.

Rachel: "A" cam,
stay with Anna.

And Adam on "B" cam go
wide, please? Thank you.

I am sorry about today.

I was upset, and I
wanted you to know

that it had nothing
to do with you.

It's, uh...

It's just overwhelming
sometimes...

Trying to remember who I am

and what I want in the
middle of all this, and...

It's easy to forget

that I actually have
real feelings and desires.

And what's crazy

is that I know that you
and I have a connection.

And I... I'd really like to
take the time to explore that.

So would I.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

[Chuckles] Let's do that.

[Chuckles]

Chet, look at this. Look...

Oh. Uh, Chet?

[Chet moaning]

Have you made your
choice, Adam?

Yes, I have.

Can't say I'm shocked.

This entire show has been
an obscene waste of my time.

[Sighs]

Well...

That's the last of my girls.

- I'm out.
- Woman: Bye-bye, Jay.

Man: Sorry, buddy.

Woman: Bye, Jay.

See you next season, chica.

Mm.

Try not to blow
anything up, okay?

[Indistinct conversations,
door closes]

[Chet chuckling]

- Hey.
- Man: Tell me that one later.

Yeah, okay.

All right. Hey.

Hi. You were right.

Me?

We should get married
as soon as we can...

As soon as the
papers come through.

Us, Vegas, Elvis impersonator.

[Laughs] Let's do it.

That's amazing. Yes!

[Both laugh]

[Knock on door]

Hey.

- Hey.
- Do you need something?

Uh, no.

I just wanted to come by
and see that you were...

Okay with everything.

Yeah, like a dog
with two tails.

Gonna get everything I
ever wanted, right?

Yeah, well, it seems like things
went really well with Anna.

Yeah. It did. She's...
she's lovely.

But we've been on two
dates, and what...

We're gonna commit to each
other for an entire year...

- Adam, come on.
- What if I find out she drives me insane?

Or I her. What're
we gonna do then?

Just fake it for a year?

You know something?

It's not even about feeling
anything or faking it.

It's just about getting
what you want.

What if I can't have
what I truly want?

Rach.

Rach.

-
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