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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,937 --> 00:00:03,458 GRAHAM: Welcome to "Everlasting." 2 00:00:03,459 --> 00:00:06,928 Chet Wilton... creator of "Everlasting"... big kahuna. 3 00:00:06,962 --> 00:00:08,930 You're very lucky that your little stunt 4 00:00:08,964 --> 00:00:10,698 got me boo-yah ratings last season. 5 00:00:10,733 --> 00:00:13,034 Yeah, Jeremy, I'm sorry that I, um... 6 00:00:13,068 --> 00:00:14,836 That you disappeared without saying a word? 7 00:00:14,870 --> 00:00:16,605 Saw that you and Lizzie got back together. 8 00:00:16,639 --> 00:00:18,592 She's my fianc?e. 9 00:00:18,593 --> 00:00:20,974 - I called, Rach. - Yeah. 10 00:00:21,009 --> 00:00:22,280 QUINN: Mary. 11 00:00:22,281 --> 00:00:24,178 I'm the old... Old, desperate one. 12 00:00:24,212 --> 00:00:25,912 Her husband was physically abusive. 13 00:00:25,947 --> 00:00:27,548 Hit the kid, too, broke her arm. 14 00:00:27,582 --> 00:00:29,916 Well, what we need you to do is talk about being a virgin. 15 00:00:29,951 --> 00:00:31,718 Oh! 16 00:00:31,753 --> 00:00:33,654 I think I'm a little out of my league. 17 00:00:33,688 --> 00:00:35,087 Are you kidding me? 18 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:37,257 You're the most attractive person here. 19 00:00:37,291 --> 00:00:39,959 Chet stole "Everlasting" from both of us. 20 00:00:39,993 --> 00:00:41,461 It's your word against his. 21 00:00:41,495 --> 00:00:44,464 Well, unless you were to find your original look book. 22 00:00:44,498 --> 00:00:47,504 You have taken everything from me. 23 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:49,090 Not anymore. 24 00:00:50,366 --> 00:00:52,638 Some people think it's old-fashioned 25 00:00:52,672 --> 00:00:55,006 to ask a girl's family for her hand in marriage. 26 00:00:55,041 --> 00:00:59,134 But here at "Everlasting," chivalry is not dead. 27 00:01:01,981 --> 00:01:03,215 [Device buzzing] 28 00:01:03,249 --> 00:01:06,108 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 29 00:01:12,924 --> 00:01:16,527 [Breathes deeply] 30 00:01:16,562 --> 00:01:18,996 [Moaning] 31 00:01:19,030 --> 00:01:20,898 [Click, buzzing stops] 32 00:01:20,932 --> 00:01:23,568 So, in the spirit of true courtship, 33 00:01:23,602 --> 00:01:26,469 Adam will be going home with one lucky lady this week 34 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:27,837 to meet her family in hopes 35 00:01:27,871 --> 00:01:30,039 of taking their relationship to the next level. 36 00:01:30,074 --> 00:01:31,508 Adam. 37 00:01:31,509 --> 00:01:32,842 Ladies, I wish I could go home 38 00:01:32,876 --> 00:01:34,344 with each and every one of you. 39 00:01:34,378 --> 00:01:36,979 But, um [laughs] no, seriously, 40 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:39,382 I, um... I plan on taking this serious step 41 00:01:39,417 --> 00:01:42,118 with someone who I haven't got to know very well 42 00:01:42,152 --> 00:01:45,020 but who has definitely piqued my curiosity. 43 00:01:45,054 --> 00:01:46,589 Faith. 44 00:01:46,623 --> 00:01:48,224 Oh! 45 00:01:48,258 --> 00:01:49,525 [Laughs] 46 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,572 - [Door opens] - Oh, hey. 47 00:01:51,573 --> 00:01:54,263 Nice job, lady. How did you get him to pick Faith? 48 00:01:54,297 --> 00:01:56,198 Oh, that's some toddler-level reverse psychology. 49 00:01:56,233 --> 00:01:57,371 Yeah, I told him to cut Faith, 50 00:01:57,372 --> 00:01:58,900 - and so he picked her. - Aww. 51 00:01:58,935 --> 00:02:01,969 You know, who knew horse-face was gonna be a crowd favorite? 52 00:02:02,003 --> 00:02:06,608 So [sighs] let's give them some hard-core Americana. 53 00:02:06,642 --> 00:02:08,142 What are we doing? 54 00:02:08,176 --> 00:02:11,145 Okay, so I was thinking about a sweet, little mini rodeo 55 00:02:11,179 --> 00:02:12,547 followed up by a church dance... 56 00:02:12,581 --> 00:02:14,349 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're working way too hard. 57 00:02:14,383 --> 00:02:16,283 Screw the rodeo and just get your "woof woof" 58 00:02:16,317 --> 00:02:17,351 to lose it to the big guy. 59 00:02:17,385 --> 00:02:18,785 Yeah, but she hasn't even admitted 60 00:02:18,819 --> 00:02:20,086 that she's a virgin yet, so... 61 00:02:20,121 --> 00:02:23,022 Well, then get her to. Come on, Goldy. 62 00:02:23,057 --> 00:02:27,227 It's 10k off your debt if you can pop her cherry in Dixie. 63 00:02:27,262 --> 00:02:28,328 Huh? 64 00:02:31,261 --> 00:02:36,206 - Synced and Corrected by peterbrito - - www.addic7ed.com - 65 00:02:46,079 --> 00:02:50,782 Now the rest of you ladies will be making video invitations 66 00:02:50,816 --> 00:02:52,317 explaining to Adam 67 00:02:52,351 --> 00:02:54,519 why you would like him to meet your family. 68 00:02:54,553 --> 00:02:57,584 Ugh. Mary's a freaking robot with that creepy smile. 69 00:02:57,585 --> 00:02:59,026 I'm surprised she can feel anything 70 00:02:59,027 --> 00:03:01,793 with all the mood stabilizers she's on. 71 00:03:01,827 --> 00:03:06,030 She's bipolar, and she has PTSD from the domestic abuse. 72 00:03:06,064 --> 00:03:07,314 - Can I see that? - Yeah. 73 00:03:07,315 --> 00:03:09,716 Uh, Shia, I need you all over 74 00:03:09,717 --> 00:03:11,608 - those video invitations today. - Yeah. 75 00:03:11,609 --> 00:03:13,284 I can cover Rachel's girls while she's gone. 76 00:03:13,285 --> 00:03:16,560 You're not gonna be too busy trying to get your entire head up Chet's asshole? 77 00:03:16,561 --> 00:03:19,696 [Scoffs] Nah. I'm a born multi-tasker. 78 00:03:19,730 --> 00:03:22,694 All right, let's go, people! Rachel? A word? 79 00:03:22,695 --> 00:03:24,800 - Uh, uh, I'm worried about you, hon. - Why? 80 00:03:24,834 --> 00:03:28,198 Well, you're about to go on your first overnight trip with Jeremy. 81 00:03:28,199 --> 00:03:30,072 Right. Yeah, I-I'll be fine. 82 00:03:30,107 --> 00:03:32,374 Listen, I-I-I just want you 83 00:03:32,409 --> 00:03:34,786 to keep making good decisions for yourself. 84 00:03:34,787 --> 00:03:36,900 Giving into him, in particular, 85 00:03:36,901 --> 00:03:39,215 kind of destabilized you last time. Mexico? 86 00:03:39,216 --> 00:03:41,262 I remember. Yeah, I remember. I understand. I got it. 87 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:44,054 A-And if you could stay away from the booze on the road. 88 00:03:44,055 --> 00:03:45,636 [Chuckles] Makes us horny. 89 00:03:45,637 --> 00:03:47,722 Got it. Thanks! 90 00:03:47,723 --> 00:03:49,302 You want to walk me through why you did the opposite 91 00:03:49,337 --> 00:03:50,761 of what I asked you to do? 92 00:03:50,762 --> 00:03:52,029 Because I'm not your meat puppet. 93 00:03:52,063 --> 00:03:55,400 Wow. It's gonna be a fun weekend. 94 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,634 Try not to fight with your boyfriend the whole time, okay? 95 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,400 Adam. 96 00:04:00,434 --> 00:04:01,834 [Clears throat] Hey. 97 00:04:01,868 --> 00:04:03,135 There is actually one more thing 98 00:04:03,170 --> 00:04:04,671 I might ask you to do for me this week. 99 00:04:04,705 --> 00:04:06,972 But this one, I swear it's gonna be right up your alley. 100 00:04:07,007 --> 00:04:08,474 - Up my alley, really? - Yeah. 101 00:04:08,509 --> 00:04:09,676 I'll just wait... 102 00:04:09,710 --> 00:04:11,444 [Both laugh] 103 00:04:11,478 --> 00:04:13,613 Holy crap! 104 00:04:13,647 --> 00:04:14,980 I cannot wait for you to see Gran's ranch. 105 00:04:15,015 --> 00:04:16,448 I know. I can't wait. It's gonna be so good! 106 00:04:16,482 --> 00:04:18,283 Hey, guys, time out, guys. 107 00:04:18,318 --> 00:04:20,151 Time out. 108 00:04:20,186 --> 00:04:21,420 Now let's go have a conversation. 109 00:04:21,454 --> 00:04:22,354 - I'll talk to you later. - All right. 110 00:04:22,388 --> 00:04:23,254 Let's go chat, okay? 111 00:04:23,289 --> 00:04:25,190 Ooh, a chat. A chat! 112 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:27,392 I'm not even supposed to be telling you this, 113 00:04:27,427 --> 00:04:30,261 but the audience has been feeling a ton of heat 114 00:04:30,296 --> 00:04:32,297 building between you and Adam. 115 00:04:32,331 --> 00:04:33,631 Really? Come on. 116 00:04:33,665 --> 00:04:35,666 Why do you think he asked you on this date? 117 00:04:35,701 --> 00:04:37,568 Bringing him home to meet your family? 118 00:04:37,602 --> 00:04:38,936 Hey, that's a big step. 119 00:04:38,970 --> 00:04:40,971 It might also be 120 00:04:41,005 --> 00:04:43,407 the perfect, like, most magical time 121 00:04:43,442 --> 00:04:47,611 to let your relationship evolve, you know, in a physical way. 122 00:04:47,646 --> 00:04:50,647 - Rachel, you know I can't. - No, listen. 123 00:04:50,681 --> 00:04:52,515 I know that's a really big deal for you, you know, 124 00:04:52,550 --> 00:04:54,884 but I'm just saying that Adam... He's like a really great guy. 125 00:04:54,918 --> 00:04:57,186 Right, he's super-sweet, crazy-hot, 126 00:04:57,221 --> 00:04:59,823 and that's why you came here, to try new things, right? 127 00:04:59,857 --> 00:05:02,492 Yeah, I guess. 128 00:05:02,526 --> 00:05:06,178 [Sighs] Can I think about it? 129 00:05:06,179 --> 00:05:08,250 Of course, sweetie, come on. You're crazy. 130 00:05:08,251 --> 00:05:09,508 I just... I would never want you 131 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:11,279 to do anything that doesn't feel right. 132 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,168 I'm just saying that I think 133 00:05:13,202 --> 00:05:14,803 Adam's been connected to you since day one, 134 00:05:14,804 --> 00:05:17,526 and if I were you, I'd want him to, uh, take my flower. 135 00:05:19,542 --> 00:05:21,209 All right, sweetie, I'll see you soon. 136 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:26,947 [Radio chatter] 137 00:05:28,016 --> 00:05:30,918 Oh, my gosh! Hi, guys! 138 00:05:30,952 --> 00:05:32,620 Oh! Oh! 139 00:05:32,654 --> 00:05:34,188 [Chuckles] Oh. 140 00:05:34,189 --> 00:05:37,658 Come here, my sweet, little tater, and hug my neck. 141 00:05:37,693 --> 00:05:39,394 - Ohh. - Hi, Gran. 142 00:05:39,428 --> 00:05:40,594 Yes. 143 00:05:40,628 --> 00:05:41,762 Oh. 144 00:05:41,796 --> 00:05:43,196 And who's this nice, young man? 145 00:05:43,230 --> 00:05:44,564 Adam Cromwell. 146 00:05:44,599 --> 00:05:46,266 Thank you so much for inviting me into your home. 147 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:47,967 - Oh! Oh. - And these are for you. 148 00:05:48,002 --> 00:05:49,202 Thank you. 149 00:05:49,236 --> 00:05:51,934 Ooh, Adam, this is my best friend, Amy. 150 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,076 Hi. 151 00:05:53,077 --> 00:05:54,841 - Welcome to Mississippi. - Thank you. 152 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:57,310 Uh, would you push me inside, young man? 153 00:05:57,344 --> 00:05:59,077 Sure, yeah. 154 00:05:59,112 --> 00:06:02,448 Now relax and enjoy the day, sweetheart. 155 00:06:02,482 --> 00:06:05,584 You're in God's country now. 156 00:06:05,619 --> 00:06:08,788 Hey, Gran looks great. 157 00:06:08,822 --> 00:06:10,556 Thank you for taking care of her. 158 00:06:10,590 --> 00:06:11,857 Has she been easy? 159 00:06:11,892 --> 00:06:13,426 Ehh. Mostly. 160 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,286 [Laughs] Oh, gosh. 161 00:06:15,287 --> 00:06:17,583 I'm shocked that I'm still here. 162 00:06:17,584 --> 00:06:20,268 Okay, well, Adam kissed you in Napa. 163 00:06:20,302 --> 00:06:21,866 What more do you want? 164 00:06:21,901 --> 00:06:23,367 Who else has he kissed? 165 00:06:23,402 --> 00:06:25,403 You know? I'm sorry. 166 00:06:25,438 --> 00:06:28,339 I...I just miss my kid. I'm too old for this. 167 00:06:28,373 --> 00:06:29,674 No, only 'cause you're acting old. 168 00:06:29,708 --> 00:06:30,942 You're not in menopause, Mary. 169 00:06:30,976 --> 00:06:33,143 You're hot as hell, like stunning. 170 00:06:33,177 --> 00:06:35,312 Thank you. 171 00:06:35,346 --> 00:06:38,659 GRAN: Bathroom's on the left, hon! 172 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,694 [Birds chirping] 173 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:55,698 [Dog barking in distance] 174 00:06:55,732 --> 00:06:57,567 [Indistinct arguing] 175 00:06:57,601 --> 00:07:01,303 Be in your business. You're better than that. 176 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,940 [Horse neighs] 177 00:07:03,974 --> 00:07:06,407 How could you not think that? 178 00:07:06,442 --> 00:07:10,779 Amy, I'm sorry. Look... 179 00:07:10,813 --> 00:07:12,681 Are we done? 'Cause... 180 00:07:12,715 --> 00:07:14,015 Uh, hey, hey. 181 00:07:14,049 --> 00:07:16,751 Um, I noticed that you haven't been drinking. 182 00:07:16,786 --> 00:07:19,387 Are you like an alcoholic or something? 183 00:07:19,421 --> 00:07:22,075 Uh, no, Shia, I don't drink. 184 00:07:22,076 --> 00:07:23,984 Those are two very different things. 185 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,058 Okay, and I respect that. 186 00:07:25,093 --> 00:07:27,862 But, you know, maybe make an exception. 187 00:07:27,896 --> 00:07:31,131 Two or five margaritas always help me sparkle. 188 00:07:31,165 --> 00:07:34,201 I-I know that there is another Mary in there... 189 00:07:34,235 --> 00:07:35,469 The real Mary. 190 00:07:35,504 --> 00:07:37,872 We just have to find her and let her shine. 191 00:07:37,906 --> 00:07:39,473 Okay. Thanks. 192 00:07:39,507 --> 00:07:41,908 Or you get dumped on national television 193 00:07:41,942 --> 00:07:43,409 for being a dull, dead-eyed loser. 194 00:07:43,443 --> 00:07:45,177 You think that's good for your kid to see? 195 00:07:45,212 --> 00:07:48,014 You get your hands off of me. 196 00:07:54,388 --> 00:07:56,022 [Clears throat] 197 00:07:56,056 --> 00:07:57,856 Uh, before we begin, I'd like to make sure 198 00:07:57,891 --> 00:08:00,893 that my clients understand what a suit like this really entails. 199 00:08:00,927 --> 00:08:03,729 Well [chuckles] we are not your clients yet. 200 00:08:03,763 --> 00:08:05,030 Exactly. 201 00:08:05,064 --> 00:08:07,198 Uh, we talked about this. She gets it. 202 00:08:07,233 --> 00:08:10,235 Look, I just don't want to get that weird kind of cancer 203 00:08:10,269 --> 00:08:11,300 that people get from being bitter, 204 00:08:11,301 --> 00:08:14,100 and letting Chet take credit for my ideas is gonna give me that. 205 00:08:14,101 --> 00:08:16,841 So, let's sue the bastard. 206 00:08:16,875 --> 00:08:18,643 Okay, show me what you got. 207 00:08:18,677 --> 00:08:20,177 [Sighs] 208 00:08:21,647 --> 00:08:24,682 [Breathes deeply] 209 00:08:24,716 --> 00:08:26,350 [Indistinct conversations] 210 00:08:26,384 --> 00:08:28,152 [Phone ringing] 211 00:08:49,739 --> 00:08:53,108 Wow. This is it? 212 00:08:53,142 --> 00:08:54,543 What? 213 00:08:54,578 --> 00:08:57,379 No, it's proof-positive that the show was Quinn's idea. 214 00:08:57,413 --> 00:09:00,415 No, all this proves is that you developed something, 215 00:09:00,450 --> 00:09:02,651 possibly with Chet, while you were under his employ. 216 00:09:02,686 --> 00:09:04,053 And intellectual property suits 217 00:09:04,087 --> 00:09:05,653 are almost impossible in Reality TV. 218 00:09:05,688 --> 00:09:07,655 Okay, you think I don't know that? 219 00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:08,823 Give it back. 220 00:09:08,857 --> 00:09:10,758 Thank you. 221 00:09:10,793 --> 00:09:12,526 Wait. 222 00:09:12,561 --> 00:09:14,896 Is it true you and Chet are connected 223 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:18,499 on more than just a... professional level? 224 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,668 What are you implying? 225 00:09:21,703 --> 00:09:26,555 I'm implying that we may have another way to make a case. 226 00:09:57,737 --> 00:10:01,539 Okay, so why don't you just tell me about your, uh... 227 00:10:01,573 --> 00:10:03,775 Your physical relationship with Adam so far? 228 00:10:03,809 --> 00:10:07,833 My physical relationship with Adam has been hot and sexy 229 00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:10,949 and, um... oh, he held my hand on the way up here. 230 00:10:10,983 --> 00:10:13,050 I thought that was very romantic of him. 231 00:10:13,084 --> 00:10:15,402 Okay, but you are going to be spending the night with him, 232 00:10:15,403 --> 00:10:17,320 and you haven't even kissed him. 233 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,060 Yeah, that's weird. 234 00:10:19,384 --> 00:10:21,358 Faith, you seem uncomfortable. 235 00:10:21,392 --> 00:10:23,411 No, no, no. I'm fine. 236 00:10:23,677 --> 00:10:25,462 Yeah? 237 00:10:25,496 --> 00:10:27,698 Well, it doesn't have anything to do with your friend Amy? 238 00:10:27,732 --> 00:10:29,299 What do you mean? 239 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:32,301 I saw you two talking on the front lawn, and it looked... 240 00:10:32,335 --> 00:10:34,370 You know, it looked kind of intense. 241 00:10:34,782 --> 00:10:36,870 She just thinks that sex 242 00:10:36,871 --> 00:10:38,741 shouldn't even be talked about on TV, let alone... 243 00:10:38,776 --> 00:10:40,677 Oh, really? Where does she think it should be discussed? 244 00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:43,980 It's a subject for two married people 245 00:10:44,526 --> 00:10:47,049 under the watchful eye of God only. 246 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:49,751 That doesn't leave a lot of room for finding yourself, 247 00:10:49,786 --> 00:10:51,337 you know, exploring all the different options, 248 00:10:51,338 --> 00:10:53,830 which is a very, very normal part 249 00:10:53,831 --> 00:10:55,489 of growing up, don't you think, Faith? 250 00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:57,566 No, I don't think that. 251 00:10:57,567 --> 00:10:59,561 I actually don't even know what you're talking about, Rachel. 252 00:10:59,595 --> 00:11:02,662 To me, it just seems like Amy's opinion really matters to you. 253 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,732 Like, she's a very important person in your life, 254 00:11:04,766 --> 00:11:05,933 possibly the most important. 255 00:11:05,967 --> 00:11:08,235 Rachel, you need to stop, seriously, 256 00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:12,639 'cause, um, I'm in love with Adam, 257 00:11:12,674 --> 00:11:16,376 and I want him to take my virginity... 258 00:11:16,411 --> 00:11:18,378 tonight. 259 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,747 So... your grandgrandfather build this farm. 260 00:11:25,897 --> 00:11:28,265 The whole town pitched it. [Chuckles] 261 00:11:28,299 --> 00:11:30,299 I know. 262 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:31,801 [Sighs] 263 00:11:31,835 --> 00:11:34,403 And, uh... screw it. 264 00:11:34,438 --> 00:11:36,138 Oh. 265 00:11:41,144 --> 00:11:43,412 Mm. 266 00:11:45,549 --> 00:11:46,915 Sorry. [Chuckles] 267 00:11:46,950 --> 00:11:49,317 No, please. That was - that was lovely. 268 00:11:49,351 --> 00:11:51,019 Yeah. Okay. 269 00:11:51,054 --> 00:11:54,248 All right, Adam, uh, the thing is... 270 00:11:56,022 --> 00:11:57,596 I'm a virgin. 271 00:11:58,862 --> 00:12:02,646 And I'd like you to be my first. 272 00:12:04,199 --> 00:12:08,569 Oh, wow, Faith. That is - that's such an honor. 273 00:12:10,135 --> 00:12:11,633 I-It is, right? 274 00:12:11,634 --> 00:12:13,874 - Yes, of course. - Yeah. Um... 275 00:12:15,987 --> 00:12:20,067 Can you excuse me for just a second? 276 00:12:20,068 --> 00:12:21,372 Sure, yeah. 277 00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:25,310 Rachel, are you kidding me? 278 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,362 - Her first? - Take it as a compliment. 279 00:12:27,363 --> 00:12:29,856 Okay, nothing but satisfied customers in your wake. 280 00:12:31,468 --> 00:12:33,316 What the hell are we doing here? 281 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,185 You want lessons in intellectual property, 282 00:12:35,186 --> 00:12:37,130 or are we having a little lawyer playdate? 283 00:12:37,164 --> 00:12:39,622 Ooh, sounds fun, but no. We've thrown out the I.P. case. 284 00:12:39,623 --> 00:12:41,500 I'll let my client do the honors. 285 00:12:41,534 --> 00:12:46,251 I am suing for palimony, promissory estoppel, and fraud. 286 00:12:46,252 --> 00:12:47,439 What? 287 00:12:47,473 --> 00:12:49,665 So, now you're alleging 288 00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:52,159 that your client is my client's mistress? 289 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,950 Ooh, more like an eight-year-long monogamous affair 290 00:12:54,951 --> 00:12:57,271 with promises made that remain unfulfilled. 291 00:12:57,272 --> 00:12:59,332 My client has turned down job offers 292 00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:01,672 and marriage proposals based on said promises 293 00:13:01,673 --> 00:13:03,621 and is simply claiming recompense 294 00:13:03,656 --> 00:13:06,589 in the form of a 40% stake in "Everlasting." 295 00:13:06,590 --> 00:13:09,497 [Laughs] Oh, this should be fun. 296 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:10,795 Shouldn't it? 297 00:13:10,829 --> 00:13:13,563 We have cellphone records and credit-card bills, 298 00:13:13,597 --> 00:13:16,533 not to mention photographs. 299 00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:18,135 [Flint sighs] 300 00:13:19,305 --> 00:13:22,190 That really didn't go well. Was I supposed to like it? 301 00:13:22,191 --> 00:13:23,202 [Chuckles] Yeah, Faith. 302 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,908 Kissing is supposed to feel really good. 303 00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:26,696 Wait, wait. 304 00:13:26,697 --> 00:13:29,359 Have you never kissed anybody for real? 305 00:13:30,895 --> 00:13:32,581 Yeah, I mean... 306 00:13:33,488 --> 00:13:34,600 I mean... 307 00:13:34,601 --> 00:13:38,353 I don't know. Amy and I sort of practiced on our pillows at camp but... 308 00:13:38,388 --> 00:13:39,755 And each other? 309 00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:41,186 What? 310 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:43,719 No. 311 00:13:44,227 --> 00:13:45,460 No. 312 00:13:45,495 --> 00:13:46,795 [Sighs] 313 00:13:46,829 --> 00:13:49,164 [Sighs] 314 00:13:49,165 --> 00:13:51,800 All right, well, Faith, um... 315 00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:53,802 I don't know. Have you... 316 00:13:53,836 --> 00:13:56,204 Have you ever thought that you and Amy, 317 00:13:56,550 --> 00:13:58,610 you know, that you might be in love with Amy? 318 00:14:00,156 --> 00:14:01,743 That's disgusting. 319 00:14:01,777 --> 00:14:03,243 No, it's not. 320 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,657 It's beautiful. 321 00:14:04,658 --> 00:14:07,480 Wow. Looks like you enjoy spas. 322 00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:09,416 As does he. 323 00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:12,186 We just went to Canyon Ranch six weeks ago for four nights. 324 00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:15,589 Mm. And all these credit-card charges are in your name. 325 00:14:15,623 --> 00:14:20,193 Yes, but the hotel folio shows two guests and a male facial. 326 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,261 Mm, that could be any man. 327 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,796 But it wasn't. 328 00:14:23,831 --> 00:14:26,398 And I'm sure that Mr. Wilton's credit-card statements, 329 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:29,380 once subpoenaed, will reflect charges in Tucson, Arizona, 330 00:14:29,381 --> 00:14:30,648 that week, as well. 331 00:14:31,462 --> 00:14:33,626 No, he actually pays cash. 332 00:14:33,627 --> 00:14:35,085 What? 333 00:14:36,438 --> 00:14:39,444 Based on all of this... evidence, 334 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,813 the only thing that I can gather 335 00:14:42,284 --> 00:14:44,307 is you've been stalking my client. 336 00:14:44,308 --> 00:14:45,383 [Chuckles] 337 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,442 Oh, come on. Stalking? 338 00:14:47,443 --> 00:14:49,081 We have grounds for a restraining order, 339 00:14:49,082 --> 00:14:53,420 which, if Chet gives the word, I'm prepared to file today. 340 00:15:00,891 --> 00:15:03,399 We've had unholy thoughts... 341 00:15:04,273 --> 00:15:06,259 but we've never acted on them. 342 00:15:06,703 --> 00:15:08,305 Faith, why did you come on TV 343 00:15:08,339 --> 00:15:10,556 if you were so confused about this stuff? 344 00:15:10,557 --> 00:15:11,947 I don't know. 345 00:15:11,948 --> 00:15:14,543 I thought I would go off to Hollywood, 346 00:15:14,578 --> 00:15:18,114 and there would be this prince, 347 00:15:18,149 --> 00:15:19,883 and he'd be rich. 348 00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:21,369 [Both laugh] 349 00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:24,720 And then everything... Everything would be fixed. 350 00:15:24,755 --> 00:15:26,756 Yeah, listen, you don't need any fixing. 351 00:15:26,791 --> 00:15:28,922 There is just a whole world of people 352 00:15:28,923 --> 00:15:30,292 that are just waiting to love you 353 00:15:30,326 --> 00:15:32,220 and Amy for who you both are. 354 00:15:32,857 --> 00:15:37,245 God's gonna strike me down for loving a woman. 355 00:15:38,507 --> 00:15:40,969 My family is gonna disown me, 356 00:15:41,004 --> 00:15:43,505 and my church would kick me out. 357 00:15:43,539 --> 00:15:45,307 They'd have to. 358 00:15:47,224 --> 00:15:49,021 Okay, well, I have an idea, Faith. 359 00:15:49,022 --> 00:15:50,371 I have an idea. 360 00:15:50,372 --> 00:15:51,551 What if you just... 361 00:15:51,552 --> 00:15:53,915 What if you just said it out loud one time? 362 00:15:53,949 --> 00:15:56,784 You know, see if God strikes you down. 363 00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:03,023 [Both laugh] 364 00:16:03,057 --> 00:16:05,125 Huh? 365 00:16:05,159 --> 00:16:07,179 [Voice breaking] I can't do that, Rachel. 366 00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:08,528 - Oh, come on. - I can't do it. 367 00:16:08,562 --> 00:16:11,568 How does it feel having all of this bottled up all the time? 368 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,846 Just say it out loud. 369 00:16:14,196 --> 00:16:15,717 One time. 370 00:16:18,474 --> 00:16:20,297 Hey, Faith, you all right? 371 00:16:20,907 --> 00:16:23,108 Uh, yeah. 372 00:16:23,341 --> 00:16:24,874 Yeah. 373 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:29,246 Uh, sorry about all that kissy-kissy stuff earlier. 374 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,548 Oh. [Laughs] That's perfectly all right. 375 00:16:31,582 --> 00:16:32,882 Don't worry. Yeah. 376 00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:34,951 Uh, Adam, I got to tell you something. 377 00:16:34,985 --> 00:16:36,419 Sure. 378 00:16:37,282 --> 00:16:39,342 Actually, um... 379 00:16:40,004 --> 00:16:44,993 I'm not... attracted to you. 380 00:16:45,479 --> 00:16:49,612 Um, are you attracted to someone else? 381 00:16:53,175 --> 00:16:54,635 Yes. 382 00:16:55,446 --> 00:16:58,906 To one person, actually. 383 00:17:02,485 --> 00:17:04,446 To my friend. 384 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,470 Amy. 385 00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:31,170 Mmm. [Laughs] 386 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,571 Oh, my gosh. 387 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:39,044 Ohh. 388 00:17:39,079 --> 00:17:40,279 [Laughs] 389 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,851 [Laughs] Oh, hey, you. 390 00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:50,361 Uh, hey Quinn. Can I talk about the video invites? 391 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:53,162 - Where is Rachel? - Uh, Mississippi, remember? 392 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,265 - [Sighs] - Quinn, what's wrong? 393 00:17:55,299 --> 00:17:58,334 Chet's screwing me. 394 00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:00,937 Sorry, Quinn, but I kind of feel like everybody knows that. 395 00:18:00,971 --> 00:18:02,506 No. No, no, no, no. 396 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,913 I mean... 397 00:18:05,264 --> 00:18:09,678 he's trying to say that I stalked him. 398 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,146 Why the hell would he say that? 399 00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:14,206 - Because I'm suing him. - What are you suing him for? 400 00:18:14,207 --> 00:18:18,587 Because I created this... "Everlasting." 401 00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:20,989 - You did? - Yep. 402 00:18:21,024 --> 00:18:23,643 Yeah, it was my idea. 403 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,228 It's my idea. 404 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,361 All mine! 405 00:18:27,396 --> 00:18:28,830 Ow. 406 00:18:28,864 --> 00:18:31,433 [Sighs] Ha ha. 407 00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:33,827 They are throwing my case out. 408 00:18:33,828 --> 00:18:36,526 Listen, why are you taking this so literally? 409 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,528 You're the best producer in the industry. 410 00:18:38,562 --> 00:18:41,630 You could make a perfectly happy person jump off a bridge. 411 00:18:41,664 --> 00:18:44,033 Thank you. 412 00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:47,102 So, screw the lawyers. Produce Chet. 413 00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:49,338 Make him jump off a bridge. 414 00:18:49,372 --> 00:18:51,017 Legally, I mean. 415 00:18:51,018 --> 00:18:52,508 Damn it. 416 00:18:55,263 --> 00:18:56,878 You are right. 417 00:18:56,913 --> 00:19:00,081 [Laughs] 418 00:19:00,115 --> 00:19:02,783 What, wait... What did you want? 419 00:19:02,817 --> 00:19:05,346 - I mean, before. - Oh, it's... it's nothing. 420 00:19:05,347 --> 00:19:06,674 Look, it's Mary. I tried. 421 00:19:06,675 --> 00:19:08,322 - I really got in there, but I think. - Oh, Mary. 422 00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:10,040 No, I'll do it. I'll go talk to her. 423 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,292 I'll go do it. I'll go talk to her. 424 00:19:11,326 --> 00:19:13,127 No, no, no, Quinn. That's not what I wanted... 425 00:19:13,162 --> 00:19:14,962 It's okay. We're good. Good talk. 426 00:19:14,996 --> 00:19:16,663 Hey. Hi. I, uh... 427 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,732 I need you to pull out that coming-out bit and... 428 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,468 - Rach, Rach, I can't. - Why? 429 00:19:21,502 --> 00:19:23,970 The new post supervisor is crazy OCD. 430 00:19:24,004 --> 00:19:25,405 Yeah, but I promised Faith 431 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,612 that we wouldn't air it unless she was ready. 432 00:19:26,613 --> 00:19:28,708 Rach, you got to ask me before you do stuff like that. 433 00:19:28,742 --> 00:19:30,277 All right, I could have dropped a new card in. 434 00:19:30,311 --> 00:19:32,011 You could have shot whatever the hell you wanted. 435 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,446 Okay, okay. Uh... 436 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,747 What are we gonna do? What can we do? 437 00:19:35,782 --> 00:19:38,150 There's nothing to do, Rach. You got to call someone at home. 438 00:19:38,185 --> 00:19:39,685 You got to get them to intercept it 439 00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:41,677 and log it and then hide it. 440 00:19:41,678 --> 00:19:43,255 Okay. Copy that. 441 00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:44,790 [Cellphone vibrates] 442 00:19:44,824 --> 00:19:48,594 Well, hey, y'all. How is Mississippi? 443 00:19:48,628 --> 00:19:50,562 Hey, do you remember coming out to your parents? 444 00:19:50,596 --> 00:19:52,997 Ugh. Oh, God. Why did you remind me? 445 00:19:53,031 --> 00:19:55,533 Yeah, I need you to do something for me. 446 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,109 [Knock on door] 447 00:20:04,143 --> 00:20:05,710 Mary. 448 00:20:05,744 --> 00:20:07,077 - Hi. - [Door closes] 449 00:20:07,112 --> 00:20:10,050 I'm Quinn. Uh, we've never officially met, 450 00:20:10,051 --> 00:20:13,245 but I'm the executive producer of this show. 451 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,485 Did I do something wrong? 452 00:20:14,519 --> 00:20:16,453 I just have a question for you. 453 00:20:16,488 --> 00:20:17,687 Oh, okay. 454 00:20:17,722 --> 00:20:19,389 Why are you here? 455 00:20:19,856 --> 00:20:20,916 What? [Chuckles] 456 00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:23,759 I mean, why did you decide to do this show? 457 00:20:24,406 --> 00:20:27,430 Oh, um... to start over, 458 00:20:27,464 --> 00:20:32,535 to, um, put myself out there and broaden my horizons. 459 00:20:32,569 --> 00:20:34,637 And you feel like you're doing that? 460 00:20:34,671 --> 00:20:36,616 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, 461 00:20:36,617 --> 00:20:38,207 this is definitely out of my comfort zone. 462 00:20:38,242 --> 00:20:40,575 [Chuckles] It shows. 463 00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:42,710 Come on. Sit down with me. 464 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:48,472 It just makes me so sad, 465 00:20:48,473 --> 00:20:53,780 because I can see that something or someone 466 00:20:54,342 --> 00:20:56,279 scared the crap out of you. 467 00:20:57,315 --> 00:21:00,661 Made you scared of your own power. 468 00:21:01,897 --> 00:21:04,765 Did someone scare you, Mary? 469 00:21:06,337 --> 00:21:08,946 Um, maybe. 470 00:21:09,943 --> 00:21:14,374 Then nail them to the cross and burn it down. 471 00:21:14,408 --> 00:21:16,976 Okay? Because let me tell you something... 472 00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:19,350 One grown-ass woman to another... 473 00:21:19,351 --> 00:21:22,081 You do not want to find yourself 474 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,971 another eight years down the road, 475 00:21:24,972 --> 00:21:29,960 having never been honest about what you really want. 476 00:21:36,449 --> 00:21:38,963 So [clears throat] 477 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:42,401 Either ball-up and give a shit, 478 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:44,844 or pack your bags right now. 479 00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:47,876 Take care. 480 00:21:47,911 --> 00:21:49,477 [Door closes] 481 00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,584 I mean, honestly, you guys, 482 00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:02,242 screw my friends at Vassar working at PBS. 483 00:22:02,243 --> 00:22:06,189 Faith's coming out could be seen by 15 million people. 484 00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:07,624 That changes lives. 485 00:22:07,658 --> 00:22:09,445 I mean, that's the reason 486 00:22:09,446 --> 00:22:11,394 why I wanted to get into TV in the first place. 487 00:22:11,429 --> 00:22:13,263 I mean, it's a huge, huge platform. 488 00:22:13,297 --> 00:22:15,484 I suppose I wouldn't mind if this crazy chapter in my life 489 00:22:15,485 --> 00:22:17,100 - did something good for the human race. - I mean, right? 490 00:22:17,134 --> 00:22:18,835 - Right? - FAITH: You guys. 491 00:22:18,869 --> 00:22:20,737 - Yeah? Hi! - Okay. 492 00:22:20,771 --> 00:22:23,372 I've been praying on it. 493 00:22:23,406 --> 00:22:25,274 I don't want to fight it anymore. 494 00:22:25,308 --> 00:22:26,442 I'm in love with Amy. 495 00:22:26,476 --> 00:22:28,198 I want to quit the show. 496 00:22:29,022 --> 00:22:30,414 [Faith sighs] 497 00:22:30,415 --> 00:22:32,047 Wow, Faith. 498 00:22:32,048 --> 00:22:34,495 That will... well, have you talked to Amy yet? 499 00:22:34,496 --> 00:22:37,435 Yeah. She's praying on it, too. 500 00:22:37,436 --> 00:22:40,321 There's a... There's a lot to pray on. 501 00:22:40,356 --> 00:22:43,358 God's grace is in me, Rachel. I can feel it. 502 00:22:43,392 --> 00:22:45,025 - Yeah. - Oh, my gosh. 503 00:22:45,060 --> 00:22:48,748 It's just giving me God bumps all over me! 504 00:22:48,749 --> 00:22:50,046 Look at my arm! 505 00:22:50,047 --> 00:22:52,511 I want to do it again tomorrow. 506 00:22:52,512 --> 00:22:54,889 A-at the church dance. I want to testify. 507 00:22:54,890 --> 00:22:56,670 Okay, Faith, no, listen, that's a huge step. 508 00:22:56,704 --> 00:22:58,387 My congregation needs to know 509 00:22:58,388 --> 00:23:00,559 that God cherishes all his children. 510 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:01,708 Yes, of course, of course. 511 00:23:01,743 --> 00:23:03,532 But have you talked to your Gran yet? 512 00:23:03,533 --> 00:23:06,235 Rachel, look, if Gran can see that one person... 513 00:23:06,270 --> 00:23:07,902 You or you guys... 514 00:23:07,903 --> 00:23:09,700 Can accept me, 515 00:23:09,701 --> 00:23:11,669 if she can see that I can have friends 516 00:23:11,670 --> 00:23:14,198 and I can have love, it's gonna soften the blow. 517 00:23:14,199 --> 00:23:15,310 Don't you think? 518 00:23:16,236 --> 00:23:17,703 All right, all right. Let's just... 519 00:23:17,737 --> 00:23:19,854 Let's just kick this hillbilly town's ass 520 00:23:19,855 --> 00:23:21,340 into the new millennium! Should we do it? 521 00:23:21,375 --> 00:23:23,142 Yeah! This is what I'm talking about! 522 00:23:23,177 --> 00:23:24,967 I mean, I'll see if I can find 523 00:23:24,968 --> 00:23:27,258 some extra, you know, bonus money for you and Amy 524 00:23:27,259 --> 00:23:29,833 so you guys can move someplace a little bit more accepting. 525 00:23:29,834 --> 00:23:31,510 What? No, I'm not moving. 526 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,502 This is my home. This is where I live. 527 00:23:33,503 --> 00:23:36,321 I'm gonna stay here and make them all believe. 528 00:23:49,665 --> 00:23:53,267 I just want to see her married before I die. 529 00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:57,204 D-don't you think that Adam is a nice young boy? 530 00:23:57,238 --> 00:23:59,406 Oh, yeah. Absolutely. He's a great guy. 531 00:23:59,441 --> 00:24:01,708 "Real mensch," as my mother would say. 532 00:24:01,742 --> 00:24:05,312 Hey, Gran? Uh, would you excuse us for just a minute? 533 00:24:05,347 --> 00:24:06,713 - Oh, yes. - Yeah. 534 00:24:06,747 --> 00:24:08,823 Oh. I'll be right back. 535 00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:11,400 Thanks. One sec. What's up, sweetie? 536 00:24:11,401 --> 00:24:14,020 Uh... 537 00:24:14,054 --> 00:24:15,849 I don't know what you did to get Faith's head all screwed up, 538 00:24:15,850 --> 00:24:17,162 but she is not in her right mind. 539 00:24:17,163 --> 00:24:20,223 - Listen, Amy, did she tell you... - Yeah. She told me. 540 00:24:20,224 --> 00:24:21,896 She might be ready, but I'm not. 541 00:24:21,897 --> 00:24:23,606 - I'm a Sunday School teacher. - I know. I know. 542 00:24:23,607 --> 00:24:24,697 But Amy, I promise you... 543 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:26,466 I promise you the world has really changed. 544 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:27,899 Yeah, in Hollywood. 545 00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:29,767 You know what they do to... 546 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,303 gay people around here? 547 00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:34,106 Does Matthew Shepard ring a bell? 548 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,440 [Cheers and applause] 549 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:38,043 Ah! Oh, my goodness. 550 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:40,412 Thank you so much for coming. 551 00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:42,780 Thank you for being here. 552 00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:46,717 It's been so great to see all y'all, 553 00:24:46,751 --> 00:24:50,557 rememberin' all the love and support 554 00:24:50,558 --> 00:24:52,289 that you've given me all my life. 555 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,957 We love you, Faith! 556 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:55,959 I love you, too! [Laughs] 557 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:58,662 Uh... 558 00:24:58,696 --> 00:25:01,431 there is, uh... 559 00:25:01,465 --> 00:25:04,534 There's something I-I got to tell y'all, 560 00:25:04,568 --> 00:25:09,305 uh, that might change that. 561 00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:11,774 It shouldn't. 562 00:25:11,808 --> 00:25:14,110 Hell, nothing should, right? 563 00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:15,845 TOGETHER: Right! 564 00:25:15,879 --> 00:25:17,447 [Chuckles] 565 00:25:17,481 --> 00:25:19,948 [Breathing heavily] 566 00:25:21,584 --> 00:25:27,285 And, uh... okay, t-the thing is... 567 00:25:28,909 --> 00:25:32,718 this is just about who has my heart. 568 00:25:32,719 --> 00:25:34,505 Truth is... 569 00:25:35,138 --> 00:25:37,398 - there's someone here that I love... - Just go up there. 570 00:25:37,433 --> 00:25:39,400 [Crowd "awws"] 571 00:25:39,435 --> 00:25:41,635 More than anyone in the world. 572 00:25:41,670 --> 00:25:43,204 Oh, God. 573 00:25:43,238 --> 00:25:44,638 And, uh... 574 00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:47,056 I am so sorry for interrupting, Faith, 575 00:25:47,057 --> 00:25:48,591 but I think I know where you're going with this. 576 00:25:48,592 --> 00:25:50,781 Um, so, I have a question for you. 577 00:25:50,782 --> 00:25:52,379 Oh. 578 00:25:54,198 --> 00:25:55,722 Faith... 579 00:25:55,723 --> 00:25:57,957 [Crowd gasps] 580 00:25:59,886 --> 00:26:02,822 Faith, will you continue this journey with me for another week? 581 00:26:07,193 --> 00:26:09,128 Yes, I will. 582 00:26:09,162 --> 00:26:12,231 [Cheers and applause] 583 00:26:12,265 --> 00:26:14,533 Thank you. 584 00:26:14,568 --> 00:26:16,386 You're welcome. 585 00:26:21,841 --> 00:26:24,143 [Cellphone dialing] 586 00:26:24,177 --> 00:26:25,578 [Ringing] 587 00:26:25,612 --> 00:26:27,044 It's Jay. Leave a message. [Beep] 588 00:26:27,079 --> 00:26:29,603 Jay, I need you to kill the footage. 589 00:26:29,604 --> 00:26:30,902 I mean, bury it, burn it, 590 00:26:30,903 --> 00:26:32,783 physically destroy it, and I'm not kidding. 591 00:26:32,818 --> 00:26:34,586 Okay? I'll take the heat. 592 00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:36,297 [Sighs] 593 00:26:36,646 --> 00:26:39,290 What are we gonna tell Quinn? We don't have a story. 594 00:26:39,325 --> 00:26:41,159 I'll figure it out. 595 00:26:42,194 --> 00:26:44,786 MAN: Standby for Mary's video invite. Take one. 596 00:26:44,787 --> 00:26:47,060 Are these gonna be big enough for you? 597 00:26:48,577 --> 00:26:50,734 Throw away the cue cards. 598 00:26:51,524 --> 00:26:52,863 I've got a new script. 599 00:26:52,864 --> 00:26:55,024 - Great. Cheers. - No. No, thank you. 600 00:26:55,058 --> 00:26:57,526 All right, people. Mary's video invite, take one. 601 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,094 - Here we go. - [Sighs] 602 00:26:59,129 --> 00:27:00,995 Okay, so, what do you need to sell this? 603 00:27:01,030 --> 00:27:02,730 I'm thinking, like, a silhouette in the window 604 00:27:02,764 --> 00:27:05,967 of the two of you taking your clothes off, 605 00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:08,036 and then just, you know, making some noises. 606 00:27:08,070 --> 00:27:10,542 Like [moans sexually] you know. 607 00:27:10,543 --> 00:27:12,343 - Yeah, okay. - That's it. 608 00:27:12,344 --> 00:27:14,142 - Okay. - That's all I'm thinking. 609 00:27:14,176 --> 00:27:15,643 Okay. 610 00:27:17,546 --> 00:27:18,712 Hey. Hey. 611 00:27:18,746 --> 00:27:20,513 Are you okay with this? 612 00:27:20,548 --> 00:27:22,149 Yeah, yeah. I guess. 613 00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:25,819 It's... you know, finish the show, give Gran a thrill. 614 00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:27,054 Okay. 615 00:27:27,088 --> 00:27:30,490 I mean, you're asking about all of it? 616 00:27:32,493 --> 00:27:35,027 I'm good with you. 617 00:27:35,062 --> 00:27:37,830 You just got to give me some time, okay? 618 00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:39,332 Okay. 619 00:27:44,571 --> 00:27:46,339 [Gasps] 620 00:27:53,279 --> 00:27:55,347 [Sighs] 621 00:27:58,616 --> 00:28:00,451 Ready? 622 00:28:00,486 --> 00:28:03,021 [Chuckles] Oh, my gosh. 623 00:28:03,770 --> 00:28:07,259 [Laughs] Hey. Hi. 624 00:28:07,293 --> 00:28:09,526 There you go. 625 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,662 [Sighs] 626 00:28:12,697 --> 00:28:15,099 Mm, no, thanks. 627 00:28:15,133 --> 00:28:16,934 What? 628 00:28:16,968 --> 00:28:20,337 Not drinking, and you did a totally selfless act today? 629 00:28:20,372 --> 00:28:23,274 It's all right. I won't tell Quinn, I promise. 630 00:28:26,258 --> 00:28:28,081 Covering it up feels weird. 631 00:28:28,082 --> 00:28:31,180 Not as weird as outing someone who's not ready yet, Rach. 632 00:28:31,215 --> 00:28:33,049 No, if you think that I wanted this just for the show, I... 633 00:28:33,083 --> 00:28:34,483 I don't... no, no, no. Hey, no, no, no. 634 00:28:34,518 --> 00:28:36,085 I think you did something good for Faith, 635 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,288 and she's gonna thank you for it one day. I promise. 636 00:28:38,322 --> 00:28:41,557 That's great. 637 00:28:43,435 --> 00:28:45,731 - Rach, I got to ask you. - Yeah. 638 00:28:45,732 --> 00:28:48,177 What happened while you were gone? 639 00:28:48,302 --> 00:28:49,965 Where'd you disappear to? 640 00:28:49,999 --> 00:28:52,687 I don't... I-I-I don't want some Rachel story. 641 00:28:52,688 --> 00:28:54,403 I want the truth. 642 00:28:57,773 --> 00:28:59,387 Um, well, I was in jail. 643 00:28:59,388 --> 00:29:01,605 The whole time? Come on, Rach. 644 00:29:03,124 --> 00:29:04,760 I was, um... 645 00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:09,396 in my sweatpants, under the covers, 646 00:29:09,397 --> 00:29:12,181 watching bad TV and eating ice cream. 647 00:29:12,182 --> 00:29:15,689 Which... wait a second... I had it delivered. 648 00:29:15,723 --> 00:29:17,023 Ah. 649 00:29:17,058 --> 00:29:18,624 Okay, I didn't... I didn't leave the house. 650 00:29:18,659 --> 00:29:20,680 - Not at all? - No. No, no, no. 651 00:29:20,681 --> 00:29:22,228 Mnh-mnh. 652 00:29:22,263 --> 00:29:23,613 Depressed? 653 00:29:23,614 --> 00:29:24,800 [Scoffs lightly] 654 00:29:25,837 --> 00:29:28,097 Yeah, I could barely move. 655 00:29:29,070 --> 00:29:30,909 Why didn't you call me, Rach? 656 00:29:31,196 --> 00:29:33,743 Because depressed people don't call. 657 00:29:34,467 --> 00:29:37,264 Not depressed people when they're depressed. 658 00:29:38,378 --> 00:29:40,764 What all of this because of Mexico? 659 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:43,915 I was that bad? 660 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:45,084 No. 661 00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:48,119 Come on. God, no. I just... uh, God. 662 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,456 I don't really do well, you know, with happiness. 663 00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:53,458 It's, uh... It's very unfamiliar. 664 00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:55,843 It's... 665 00:29:57,429 --> 00:30:00,064 it's terrifying, actually. 666 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:01,949 Why'd you come back? 667 00:30:04,669 --> 00:30:06,209 Honestly? 668 00:30:09,807 --> 00:30:12,109 I wanted to see you. 669 00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:15,945 You're the first and last of your kind 670 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,915 Pull me like an animal out of a hole 671 00:30:18,949 --> 00:30:22,886 I want to be every lever you pull 672 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,687 And all showers that shower you 673 00:30:25,722 --> 00:30:27,423 Gonna paw, paw at you 674 00:30:27,457 --> 00:30:31,660 Like at cat paws at my woolen jumper 675 00:30:31,694 --> 00:30:33,396 Do-do-do, do, do-do-do-do 676 00:30:33,430 --> 00:30:38,567 Be your Min Pin and borrower of handsome trivia 677 00:30:38,601 --> 00:30:40,002 Hey 678 00:30:40,037 --> 00:30:42,870 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 679 00:30:42,905 --> 00:30:43,971 Ahh. 680 00:30:44,006 --> 00:30:46,307 Oh, devour me 681 00:30:46,342 --> 00:30:49,244 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 682 00:30:49,278 --> 00:30:53,048 If you really think that you can stomach me 683 00:30:53,082 --> 00:30:55,417 I can't. 684 00:30:55,451 --> 00:30:58,819 Why? Why? Why? 685 00:30:58,854 --> 00:31:01,855 'Cause I know how things start with you. 686 00:31:01,889 --> 00:31:04,958 And I know how they end. 687 00:31:04,992 --> 00:31:06,733 I can't do it, Rach. 688 00:31:09,397 --> 00:31:10,431 [Sighs] 689 00:31:12,230 --> 00:31:13,579 What the hell am I doing here? 690 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:15,728 My client has one last piece of evidence 691 00:31:15,762 --> 00:31:17,062 she'd like to present. 692 00:31:17,097 --> 00:31:18,105 I have advised her not to, 693 00:31:18,106 --> 00:31:20,866 but she is... incredibly stubborn. 694 00:31:36,548 --> 00:31:39,651 This is evidence? 695 00:31:44,388 --> 00:31:47,638 - Leave. - FLINT: Chet, you sure? 696 00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:51,041 You pay me $700 an hour to make sure you don't think with your dick. 697 00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:53,875 Get out. You too. 698 00:32:01,371 --> 00:32:03,238 [Door closes] 699 00:32:04,418 --> 00:32:06,075 You kept that? 700 00:32:08,619 --> 00:32:11,647 Yes, you asshole. 701 00:32:12,251 --> 00:32:13,492 Why? 702 00:32:14,678 --> 00:32:17,552 'Cause it's the only time you ever said "I love you." 703 00:32:24,121 --> 00:32:26,368 I'm sorry about that, kiddo. 704 00:32:27,923 --> 00:32:29,263 I really am. 705 00:32:38,799 --> 00:32:41,368 I'm agreeing to her original terms. 706 00:32:41,402 --> 00:32:44,533 40% ownership of "Everlasting" in perpetuity. 707 00:32:47,074 --> 00:32:48,939 The show was your idea. 708 00:32:57,251 --> 00:32:59,252 [Inhales sharply] 709 00:33:01,255 --> 00:33:04,690 I'll give you a minute. 710 00:33:04,725 --> 00:33:06,191 [Door closes] 711 00:33:10,028 --> 00:33:12,196 [Sighs] 712 00:33:12,231 --> 00:33:16,000 Adam, you have one video invitation left. 713 00:33:16,034 --> 00:33:18,223 Are you ready? 714 00:33:21,874 --> 00:33:25,776 Well, Adam... um, up until this morning, 715 00:33:25,810 --> 00:33:27,811 I thought I'd be going home this week. 716 00:33:27,845 --> 00:33:30,080 I want to explain why I haven't been 717 00:33:30,114 --> 00:33:32,249 completely honest about myself. 718 00:33:32,284 --> 00:33:34,518 How can you pick me if you don't know who I am? 719 00:33:34,552 --> 00:33:41,658 So, um, I was in an abusive marriage. 720 00:33:41,692 --> 00:33:43,993 I know I don't look the part. 721 00:33:44,027 --> 00:33:47,196 Neither did he, but... 722 00:33:47,230 --> 00:33:51,801 behind closed doors, it was... it was brutal. 723 00:33:51,835 --> 00:33:56,406 When he broke my daughter, Lily Belle's, arm, 724 00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:01,476 of course he threatened to kill me if I told. 725 00:34:01,511 --> 00:34:04,346 And he meant it. 726 00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:06,448 But I told. 727 00:34:06,482 --> 00:34:08,517 I told the police. 728 00:34:08,551 --> 00:34:11,052 I told my family. 729 00:34:11,086 --> 00:34:16,290 I would do anything to protect my baby. 730 00:34:16,325 --> 00:34:19,193 I guess I-I just want you to know 731 00:34:19,227 --> 00:34:21,128 that's the kind of woman I am. 732 00:34:21,162 --> 00:34:25,800 So, send me home so I can be with my sweet girl [chuckles] 733 00:34:25,834 --> 00:34:31,138 or pick me [chuckles] so you can meet her. 734 00:34:31,172 --> 00:34:34,273 I trust that you'll do that. 735 00:34:40,214 --> 00:34:43,983 Mary, your story moved and impressed me. 736 00:34:45,119 --> 00:34:47,220 I'd love to meet your daughter. 737 00:34:47,254 --> 00:34:48,888 [Laughs] 738 00:34:53,393 --> 00:34:55,160 - Rach? - Hmm? 739 00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:58,597 You know how Chet gets really pushy sometimes? 740 00:34:58,631 --> 00:35:00,031 Mm-hmm. 741 00:35:00,066 --> 00:35:05,036 He said we didn't have any drama in this ep, and... 742 00:35:05,071 --> 00:35:06,271 What? 743 00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:09,440 He read the damn logs from the Faith trip. 744 00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:11,175 What was I supposed to do? 745 00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:14,879 [Sighs] 746 00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:17,047 This is just about who has my heart. 747 00:35:17,082 --> 00:35:18,481 CHET: That's it right there. 748 00:35:18,482 --> 00:35:20,050 - See? - Chet, hey. 749 00:35:20,085 --> 00:35:21,719 Hey, weirdo. Hi. 750 00:35:21,754 --> 00:35:23,320 And what's the prince doing here? We just wanted to... 751 00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:25,088 We just... we wanted to talk to you about the footage. 752 00:35:25,122 --> 00:35:27,190 Oh, I know. All that hillbilly lesbo stuff 753 00:35:27,224 --> 00:35:28,425 is great, isn't it? 754 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:29,760 And thanks to Jay for spotting that. 755 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,661 Chet... I-I-I mean, that's not... 756 00:35:31,696 --> 00:35:33,864 I'm sorry. Excuse me, did... Jay Jay brought it to you, huh? 757 00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:36,266 Yeah, yeah. I told him we needed a water-cooler moment next week 758 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,635 for renewal, and, uh, this is so weird. 759 00:35:38,669 --> 00:35:40,036 It's good, and it's weird. 760 00:35:40,070 --> 00:35:41,771 Hey, go back... Cut back to that shot 761 00:35:41,805 --> 00:35:43,406 of her with the crucifix. 762 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,574 [Sighing] 763 00:35:45,609 --> 00:35:46,776 Yeah. 764 00:35:46,810 --> 00:35:48,944 And... go. 765 00:35:48,978 --> 00:35:51,724 Next week on "Everlasting," 766 00:35:51,725 --> 00:35:53,822 one of the ladies will put her whole... 767 00:35:53,823 --> 00:35:55,183 Yeah, Chet, I know that the footage is really good. 768 00:35:55,218 --> 00:35:55,951 Uh... 769 00:35:55,985 --> 00:35:57,252 What happened? 770 00:35:57,287 --> 00:35:58,520 I thought she was gonna come out 771 00:35:58,554 --> 00:35:59,821 at the, uh... At the church dance. 772 00:35:59,855 --> 00:36:01,255 That would have been so boo-yah! 773 00:36:01,290 --> 00:36:03,106 Gay is so... actually, it's like two years ago, 774 00:36:03,107 --> 00:36:04,225 and transgender is now. 775 00:36:04,259 --> 00:36:06,497 - God, he's a populist genius, isn't he? - Uh, you know what? 776 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:09,764 We actually stopped the story because there was a much better story here, 777 00:36:09,799 --> 00:36:11,132 - a much bigger story. - Oh, yeah? What? 778 00:36:11,133 --> 00:36:12,801 She lost it to Adam. 779 00:36:12,835 --> 00:36:15,469 - Yeah. - [Laughs] Come on. 780 00:36:15,503 --> 00:36:17,438 She's a lesbo, lezzie, lezzie, lesbo, Les. Come on. 781 00:36:17,472 --> 00:36:19,272 - Chet, you just can't... - All those fake sex noises. 782 00:36:19,307 --> 00:36:20,908 Sorry, guv'ner, she doesn't fancy your bangers and mash. 783 00:36:20,942 --> 00:36:22,543 Okay, it became abundantly clear while we were shooting 784 00:36:22,577 --> 00:36:23,577 that outing her would ruin her life, so... 785 00:36:23,611 --> 00:36:24,845 Well, she signed up for it. 786 00:36:24,879 --> 00:36:27,113 You know, they all sign up for it, so... 787 00:36:27,148 --> 00:36:29,182 [Sighs] You can't use this footage. 788 00:36:29,216 --> 00:36:31,884 I'm sorry, what did you just say? 789 00:36:31,919 --> 00:36:34,219 You can't use the footage. 790 00:36:34,254 --> 00:36:36,188 Okay, I made a verbal agreement with her. 791 00:36:36,222 --> 00:36:37,323 You can't use it. 792 00:36:37,357 --> 00:36:38,958 Well, that's a little like the maid 793 00:36:38,992 --> 00:36:41,226 saying that she owns the silver because she polished it. 794 00:36:41,261 --> 00:36:43,329 You don't have the right to make an agreement like that. 795 00:36:43,363 --> 00:36:44,430 You know why? 796 00:36:44,465 --> 00:36:46,332 Because I own every inch of footage 797 00:36:46,366 --> 00:36:48,367 and every single camera on this show. 798 00:36:48,401 --> 00:36:50,034 You're day labor. You got it? 799 00:36:50,069 --> 00:36:52,504 Well, I'm just gonna chain myself to the bulldozer, then, okay? 800 00:36:52,538 --> 00:36:55,139 I own the bulldozer. I own the chains. 801 00:36:55,174 --> 00:36:57,776 So why don't you grow up, huh? 802 00:36:57,810 --> 00:36:59,878 Hey, Chet, can I steal you for a quick minute? 803 00:36:59,912 --> 00:37:01,980 Honestly, I'm... look, I'm with you on this one. 804 00:37:02,014 --> 00:37:05,016 But, um, I do... look, I've got something that you might... 805 00:37:05,050 --> 00:37:06,951 You might enjoy even more. 806 00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:16,066 L-look, I'm sorry, okay, 807 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:17,728 but she's got to come out sometime. 808 00:37:17,762 --> 00:37:20,030 So, what, it's up to you to decide when? 809 00:37:20,064 --> 00:37:22,466 You know, Perez stopped doing that recently. 810 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:24,634 Rach, our show's like a mirror, okay? 811 00:37:24,668 --> 00:37:26,402 It helps people face the truth. 812 00:37:26,436 --> 00:37:29,238 - Did you just quote Dr. Wagerstein to me? - Oh, my God. 813 00:37:29,272 --> 00:37:30,974 How did it feel when that... 814 00:37:31,008 --> 00:37:32,942 That ball of crap fell out of your mouth? 815 00:37:32,977 --> 00:37:34,744 I mean, it feel good? 816 00:37:34,778 --> 00:37:37,046 Chet said he would hook me up 817 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,748 if I found something big. 818 00:37:38,782 --> 00:37:40,682 And so, what, you fell for it? 819 00:37:40,717 --> 00:37:43,418 I've got to find my way out of here somehow. 820 00:37:43,452 --> 00:37:45,954 I just want to remind you that there used to be 821 00:37:45,989 --> 00:37:48,757 at least, like, a few things that you wouldn't do. 822 00:37:48,791 --> 00:37:49,925 Yeah, you too. 823 00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:51,927 Yeah, but we're not talking about me. 824 00:37:51,961 --> 00:37:54,563 We're talking about people we can still save. 825 00:37:55,498 --> 00:37:57,231 [Sighs] 826 00:38:05,231 --> 00:38:08,433 Hey, Goldberg, where the hell you been? 827 00:38:08,468 --> 00:38:09,968 Come on. Let's go. Get in here. 828 00:38:10,002 --> 00:38:11,856 "Hollywood Tonight's" airing next week's promo. 829 00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:13,055 I'm good. I don't want in. 830 00:38:13,056 --> 00:38:15,907 Come on. I think you're gonna want to see this one. 831 00:38:15,941 --> 00:38:17,609 Come on. 832 00:38:17,643 --> 00:38:20,844 WOMAN: "Hollywood Tonight's" exclusive scoop 833 00:38:20,878 --> 00:38:23,481 on the "Everlasting" suitor's sex tape. 834 00:38:23,515 --> 00:38:26,650 This newly leaked tape shows Adam Cromwell 835 00:38:26,684 --> 00:38:29,720 shagging the sister of a royal someone. 836 00:38:29,754 --> 00:38:32,022 I want to get ahead of it. 837 00:38:32,056 --> 00:38:34,791 And I want to reassure the women I'm currently courting 838 00:38:34,826 --> 00:38:37,627 I am serious about putting my past behind me 839 00:38:37,661 --> 00:38:39,295 and about finding true love. 840 00:38:39,330 --> 00:38:41,564 I wonder why Adam gave this straight to Chet. 841 00:38:41,599 --> 00:38:42,999 [Crickets chirping] 842 00:38:45,369 --> 00:38:46,802 [Sighs] 843 00:38:48,739 --> 00:38:50,806 Hey. Staying strong? 844 00:38:50,841 --> 00:38:52,642 Heard you did well on the road. 845 00:38:52,676 --> 00:38:53,842 Yeah. Yeah, I did. 846 00:38:53,876 --> 00:38:55,644 So good. [Chuckles] 847 00:38:55,678 --> 00:38:57,045 [Knock on door] 848 00:38:57,079 --> 00:38:59,314 - Hi. - Hi. 849 00:38:59,349 --> 00:39:02,351 So, uh, they said everything is on this, but... 850 00:39:02,385 --> 00:39:04,853 I will double check, yeah. Thank you. 851 00:39:04,887 --> 00:39:07,122 Really. It's very sweet. 852 00:39:07,157 --> 00:39:09,991 No, don't... Don't mention it. Faith's great for ratings, 853 00:39:10,026 --> 00:39:13,761 and [American accent] fly-over states are gonna love me [Normal voice] so... 854 00:39:13,795 --> 00:39:17,498 Pippa? I have to. I have to ask. Pippa? 855 00:39:17,533 --> 00:39:21,469 Yeah, well, um, it's... It's a lot of my face 856 00:39:21,503 --> 00:39:23,271 and a lot of very blurry bits 857 00:39:23,305 --> 00:39:25,273 that might not actually be Pippa. 858 00:39:25,307 --> 00:39:28,545 But tell the story once and, uh, they latch on. 859 00:39:28,546 --> 00:39:30,877 Look at you, Cromwell, getting the hang of it. 860 00:39:30,911 --> 00:39:32,279 - Very impressed. - Hmm. 861 00:39:32,313 --> 00:39:34,113 Well, Faith is your baby bird to protect now. 862 00:39:34,148 --> 00:39:36,749 Oh, you think? Well, I would say that she's our baby bird. 863 00:39:36,784 --> 00:39:38,285 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 864 00:39:40,655 --> 00:39:43,022 Can I ask you a weird question? 865 00:39:43,057 --> 00:39:46,024 Yeah. 866 00:39:46,059 --> 00:39:48,960 Are we friends? 867 00:39:48,995 --> 00:39:51,297 [Laughs] 868 00:39:51,331 --> 00:39:53,999 Um... hadn't really thought about it. 869 00:39:54,033 --> 00:39:58,571 Uh... yes? I guess we are. 870 00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:01,272 Look, I don't know how in the hell this just happened, 871 00:40:01,307 --> 00:40:04,975 but in this exact moment... 872 00:40:05,010 --> 00:40:07,579 you're my only friend. 873 00:40:08,416 --> 00:40:09,927 Let's not break it. 874 00:40:09,928 --> 00:40:11,463 Breaking it's really fun. 875 00:40:11,464 --> 00:40:13,885 Yeah, but for, like, the first 20 minutes, you know. 876 00:40:13,886 --> 00:40:16,354 Come on, listen. You - you should get some rest. 877 00:40:16,388 --> 00:40:17,687 You've got kids flying in tomorrow. 878 00:40:17,688 --> 00:40:19,128 Sounds like so much fun. 879 00:40:23,328 --> 00:40:24,928 [Chatter and laughing] 880 00:40:24,962 --> 00:40:26,597 [Device buzzing] 881 00:40:26,631 --> 00:40:28,732 [Gasping] 882 00:40:37,708 --> 00:40:39,609 I-I... 883 00:40:39,643 --> 00:40:41,377 Where are you gonna be in a year? 884 00:40:41,411 --> 00:40:43,078 I'm gonna be writing my novel. Where are you gonna be? 885 00:40:43,113 --> 00:40:44,813 I'll just be married to you. 886 00:40:44,848 --> 00:40:48,751 Oh, really. You don't say. 887 00:41:01,230 --> 00:41:05,267 'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight, on for tonight 888 00:41:05,301 --> 00:41:07,502 The sun is up, I'm a mess 889 00:41:07,536 --> 00:41:10,504 Got to get out now, got to run from this 890 00:41:10,538 --> 00:41:14,375 Here comes the shame, here comes the shame 891 00:41:14,409 --> 00:41:15,842 Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah 892 00:41:15,877 --> 00:41:18,479 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink 893 00:41:18,513 --> 00:41:21,682 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink [Gasps] 894 00:41:21,716 --> 00:41:24,285 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink 895 00:41:25,553 --> 00:41:27,453 Mama's still got it. 896 00:41:27,488 --> 00:41:31,190 Bitches beware. 897 00:41:31,224 --> 00:41:33,959 Oh, I'm just holding on for tonight 898 00:41:33,994 --> 00:41:36,178 On for tonight, on for tonight 899 00:41:36,179 --> 00:41:38,688 - Synced and corrected by peterbrito - - www.addic7ed.com - 900 00:41:38,738 --> 00:41:43,288 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 64520

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