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Are you the person of the Honda Civic?
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You have me completely pinned in.
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Y... uh, yeah. Yeah, that's mine.
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I had meetings scheduled,
do you understand?
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Now I will have to reschedule them.
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I'm sorry. I just...
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um... I was gonna move it,
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but I fell asleep. Let me just
get my shoes and I'll move it.
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I'm under a great deal
of stress as it is.
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I don't need any more provocation.
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I really, really don't.
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If this keeps up,
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I might as well start chain-smoking.
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My wife and, uh, kids have been...
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irrevocably detained in Munich.
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Um... it's an issue
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with the immigration and, uh...
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I'm lying.
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She left me.
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She hasn't been so much detained
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as she is just not
coming back to America.
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Neither are the kids.
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I'm, uh...
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I'm no longer a... I'm
no longer a family man.
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I'm just a man.
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Have you ever been to Germany?
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No. Mm-mm, I haven't.
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They are miserable people.
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They only have one facial expression.
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It's kind of like a gassy scowl.
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Just pervasive.
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Mm-hmm.
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- See, here's the thing.
- Mm-hmm.
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As per the Airbnb contract,
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- no one else is really supposed to be here.
- Yeah.
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This is my dominion.
These are my auspices.
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The entirety of the grounds...
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are my purview.
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Am I making myself clear?
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Yes, very. Crystal.
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- Don't you think?
- Yes.
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And I guess, I really am,
when it comes down to it,
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I'm just...
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You know, I guess I'm
concerned about your safety.
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Oh...
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All those pool parties you're throwing
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till the wee, wee hours
of the morning and stuff.
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And here I am upstairs, just by myself,
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in my big, empty, vast chasm.
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And I don't want anything,
uh, to happen to you or yours
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when you're having your little, um...
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hootenannies.
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And I tell you what,
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I think there's something
I can do for you.
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- Yes, what is that?
- Well, let me check on that door up there.
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That's a good idea. Check on the door.
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- Let me see what's going on up there.
- That's a great idea.
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Thank you for... checking on the door.
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We're good to go.
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All secure.
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Oh, that's great. Well, thank
you very much for dropping by.
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And, um, I've heard everything
that you have to say,
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and, uh, I appreciate your visit.
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Well, let me know if you need anything.
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Or if your friends need anything.
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I'm only a scream away.
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All right? It's gonna
be a beautiful day.
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I'm gonna get out there in it.
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Hey, girl, it's me.
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I really need to talk to
you about your Airbnb-er.
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He barged into my room,
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and he, um, started talking
about his wife and his kids,
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and he went on this really
strange monologue about Germany
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and it was very
strange.
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So, um...
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if you could give me a call back,
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I'd, uh, I'd...
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Holy shit. I just realized
who he reminds me of:
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John Wayne Gacy.
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Do you want some of this gray stuff
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or some of this gray stuff?
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Thank you.
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Shalom.
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This is good.
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Well, I don't want to go
in the Dead Sea without Ali.
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Ooh, didn't think of that.
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- Are you texting her now?
- Yeah.
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Kind of looks like...
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I can't get any bars.
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T'Chelet.
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T'Chelet.
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Resort and Spa.
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Resort and Spa.
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Ah, there's no bars again.
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You make a figure eight.
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If you do that,
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it increases the reception.
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- Holy crap.
- Can you do this?
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- It's terrible.
- Can you try to text?
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Did you turn the brightness
down and turn your Bluetooth off?
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- Oh, turn off Maps. Turn off Maps
- Well, now
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- it's not gonna work.
- I'm closing literally
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every application that she's ever opened
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- since she bought the phone.
- No, no, no.
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- I swear to God.
- Hello, excuse me.
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- Don't wipe.
- Yes, yes, it's fine.
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- No, n-n-no, it's fine.
- He's not erasing.
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- We're just...
- No, no.
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Moppa...
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- We're closing applications.
- I am reading.
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- You don't need to have ten applications.
- I'm reading.
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You can go back to where you were.
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- You can go right back.
- Swipe it, swipe it, swipe it.
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I got it, I'm do... I
already, I already did it.
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And then go into settings.
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Don't erase the Kindle thing.
Wait, so what's the rule here?
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We're not erasing anything.
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You eat, like, a giant
plate of food and then
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not wait 15 minutes before
you get in the water?
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Yeah, you don't have to wait 15 minutes,
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because you're gonna float.
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You have to wait 15
minutes because you get
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a cramp, you double
over, you go facedown.
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You'll drown. But in
saltwater, you just float.
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- So you don't have to wait 15 minutes.
- That's not true.
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That whole thing was a myth
about letting your food digest
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so that you won't get a cramp.
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- What?
- It has nothing to do
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with how you digest food,
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whether or not you're in the water,
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those are two different
functions of your body.
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Let's go float.
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So we're going without Ali? Here we go.
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Okay. Come on, kids, let's go.
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Take your trays.
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Up and at 'em, come on.
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That mountaintop...
that's sea level, see that?
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Right up there.
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Is that Jordan?
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Yeah, that is, that's Jordan.
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It's so old.
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Had enough to eat, everybody?
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- Yeah.
- Delicious.
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- Oh, yeah, really good.
- Thank you.
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You'd better get into the water.
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It'll fix your skin,
joints, warts, what have you.
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- Really?
- Yeah, just leave everything here.
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I'll guard your belongings.
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Okay.
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Aah.
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Fuck!
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It's like shards of glass.
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Watch your tootsies.
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Watch yourself.
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- Ah, oh...
- Ow.
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- I told you.
- That is... ow.
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I think I just sliced
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- off a corn.
- I think...
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I think I know why they
call it the Dead Sea.
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You slip, you fall, you die.
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Wait up, wait up.
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It's kind of sharp.
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Come in.
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Thank you.
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Look, um, I need to talk
to you about something.
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When I told you that
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I would just be happy
watching TV at home,
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you know that's not true, right?
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I used to do that all the time.
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It sucked.
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I wasn't happy, and you weren't happy.
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We were just doing the same thing
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over and over.
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The same... everything.
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Same sex.
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Same-sex marriage.
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It was a same-sex marriage.
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- You got to put that in your book.
- Right?
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Oh, my God.
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I feel like you should know,
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when we split up...
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I slept with a lot of people.
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Like, I made it through
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almost all of the As on Tinder.
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- That's disgusting.
- There was a lot of people, yeah.
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Like, four Ambers.
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Ew.
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Three Andreas.
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I think Tinder is so dehumanizing.
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I know. That's the best part.
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- Oh, my God.
- I'm not trying to gross you out.
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I'm just saying that
I was a sex fiend, too.
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Not just you.
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And I wanted more.
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Thank you for saying all that.
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What about Lila?
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I think that right now...
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it should just be me and you.
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But we got to, like, commit hard
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to keeping it, like, weird and hot.
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And fun.
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And just us.
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So no more Lila.
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I could still let you
boss me and my dick around.
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Okay. You have to wash
my car once a week.
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- Oh, come on.
- I got to think about it.
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- Fuck you.
- I'm thinking.
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Okay, I will.
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Look at him there.
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Asleep on a lawn chair.
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- You know what?
- What?
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We may have been bad mothers,
but we fucking stayed.
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- Yes, we did.
- We did.
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We stayed.
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Where's Mom?
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Oh, fuck, my mom's afraid of the water.
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- She's afraid of everything.
- Mom!
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Come on! Come out.
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I'm fine, honey.
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Come on, Shell.
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It's safe.
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You'll float.
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Mom, come on.
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We need you out here!
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My cat had the same look
right before it crawled
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under a bush and died.
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I'm gonna go get her.
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Mom, it's like a waterbed.
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You stay floating.
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I haven't ever slept on a waterbed.
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You can do this, you just got to relax.
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- No, I...
- Mom, you got to relax, okay?
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You're gonna float, I swear to God.
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It's full of salt, Mom.
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Put your arm onto me, come on.
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I'm not gonna let go of you.
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- I'm gonna take you the whole way, okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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- You have to trust me. Okay.
- Okay.
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Here we go.
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All right.
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It's okay, it's okay.
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I'm gonna carry you, okay?
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Here we go.
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Here we go, I got you,
I got you, I got you.
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- Don't let go.
- I'm not gonna let go, I got you.
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You have to relax, okay?
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You can trust me.
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All right, here we go.
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I got you. I got you.
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Okay.
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All right.
252
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I'm barely even holding you.
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Don't let go.
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I'm not, I'm not gonna let go.
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- Okay.
- I got you.
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All right.
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Good, just chill.
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We're just gonna chill.
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There you go.
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Ah, look at this.
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Yes.
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? Look at all my trials and tribu... ?
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Will you hand me the blanket? Thank you.
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? Tribulations ?
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? Sinking in a gentle pool of wine ?
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? Don't disturb me now ?
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? I can see the answers ?
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? Till this evening is this morning ?
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? Life is fine. ?
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Oh, my God, Morty, I
cannot stop listening
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to that stupid record album.
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It's so good.
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I'm glad you like it.
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I knew you would.
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Ah, look at this!
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- Let me help you.
- Oh, thank you.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Yes.
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Oh, my... oh, my God.
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Oh, no, Morty, look, it's a dead bird.
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- What can we do?
- I think we may be
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past the point of medical
intervention, Shell.
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We got to give it a
proper resting place.
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Morty, come on.
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What, do you not want a funeral?
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My little guy. Feel so bad.
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Oh.
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Aw, Shell.
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You're gonna be such a good mother.
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What?
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What are you suggesting, Morty?
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I think you know.
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Babies are not the same
thing as dead animals, Morty.
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They really aren't.
295
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But, but...
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if we do have kids,
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I really think they
should take my last name.
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They'll never be able to spell yours,
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not until they reach the fifth grade.
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I like Pfefferman.
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- It's distinguished.
- I don't know.
302
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:59,566
I really don't know about
those three Fs in there.
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Well, then,
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I'll be Mrs...
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Morton Lipkind.
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Yes, my parents would have a fit.
307
00:17:09,919 --> 00:17:11,301
They don't need to know.
308
00:17:21,693 --> 00:17:23,916
Guys, I can't believe
Ali is missing this.
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00:17:24,016 --> 00:17:25,958
Uh, I think I
know why she's not here.
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00:17:26,058 --> 00:17:28,901
Why?
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Do you know what Moshe told me?
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- What?
- Well, remember how we thought
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that Gershon was killed in the war?
314
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And he was married to Gittel?
315
00:17:42,678 --> 00:17:43,980
- Yeah.
- Not true.
316
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,101
What?
317
00:17:45,201 --> 00:17:47,544
- Wha...
- Gershon was...
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Gershon was Gittel.
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Tante Gittel?
320
00:17:53,891 --> 00:17:54,953
What?
321
00:17:55,053 --> 00:17:56,114
Gittel was trans.
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00:17:56,214 --> 00:17:58,277
- Gershon is Gittel?
- Tante Gittel...
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- of the old ring fame?
- The ring.
324
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:02,161
That's unbelievable.
325
00:18:02,261 --> 00:18:03,603
How does this happen?
326
00:18:03,703 --> 00:18:05,606
- What are the chances of this?
- My God.
327
00:18:05,706 --> 00:18:07,728
Maybe it runs in the family.
328
00:18:07,828 --> 00:18:09,130
It's like dyslexia.
329
00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:11,132
You're born with it; you can't help it.
330
00:18:11,232 --> 00:18:13,155
- It's not like dyslexia.
- Okay. Not... I'm sorry.
331
00:18:13,235 --> 00:18:15,257
You're right.
332
00:18:15,357 --> 00:18:18,141
You know, if it runs in the
family, I might be trans.
333
00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:19,622
Shell.
334
00:18:19,722 --> 00:18:21,144
- What?
- You're not related.
335
00:18:21,244 --> 00:18:23,247
- Oh, right.
- All right, all right, the point is...
336
00:18:23,327 --> 00:18:28,553
I think we need to give Ali some space.
337
00:18:28,653 --> 00:18:30,515
She's kind of going
through it, you know?
338
00:18:30,615 --> 00:18:33,319
- Going through what?
- What?
339
00:18:33,419 --> 00:18:35,421
You know...
340
00:18:36,943 --> 00:18:38,565
like I was
341
00:18:38,665 --> 00:18:40,768
when I was her age, you know?
342
00:18:40,868 --> 00:18:44,132
Some days you just didn't
know who was gonna show up.
343
00:18:44,232 --> 00:18:46,695
Well, if anyone got the
trans gene, it's Ali.
344
00:18:46,795 --> 00:18:48,237
- Well, s-she could figure things out...
- She's not trans.
345
00:18:48,317 --> 00:18:50,419
- in California.
- Hold on, guys. Guys, guys.
346
00:18:50,519 --> 00:18:52,101
She's not trans.
347
00:18:52,201 --> 00:18:55,025
She's just not
comfortable being a woman.
348
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,807
- And we have to give her the space.
- Wait!
349
00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:58,950
Wait a second. She's a they.
350
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,752
She's... no, she's
gender non-conforming.
351
00:19:00,852 --> 00:19:02,994
- Like non-binary, androgynous.
- Oh, my God.
352
00:19:03,094 --> 00:19:04,336
No, she's gonna be a they.
353
00:19:04,416 --> 00:19:06,338
- You are so up on your terms.
- She's gonna be a they.
354
00:19:06,418 --> 00:19:08,721
Well, that's kind of fucking cool.
355
00:19:08,821 --> 00:19:10,784
It's not really cool that
we're actually having this
356
00:19:10,864 --> 00:19:12,025
and I've already said too much.
357
00:19:12,105 --> 00:19:13,327
- Oh, boy.
- And it's not cool
358
00:19:13,427 --> 00:19:15,029
- to talk about people's gender.
- I totally get it.
359
00:19:15,109 --> 00:19:19,214
So, wait, we're saying
that Ali's not here
360
00:19:19,314 --> 00:19:23,779
or maybe ditching us
because of their gender?
361
00:19:23,879 --> 00:19:25,381
Which would be very they.
362
00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:26,903
It's so them.
363
00:19:27,003 --> 00:19:29,346
- It's so them.
- They's up to they same old tricks.
364
00:19:29,446 --> 00:19:30,968
- They haven't changed at all, really.
- They-they...
365
00:19:31,048 --> 00:19:33,391
They are always they way.
366
00:19:33,491 --> 00:19:35,333
No, Ali was not like you two.
367
00:19:35,413 --> 00:19:37,155
She was a floppy baby.
368
00:19:37,255 --> 00:19:39,358
She was floppy, so she was, she was...
369
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:41,901
Yeah, I think clinical studies
have shown that floppiness
370
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,303
leads to trans-ness.
371
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,284
They are not trans.
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00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,166
- They are they.
- They are they.
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00:19:46,266 --> 00:19:48,889
They said that she's
not entirely comfortable
374
00:19:48,989 --> 00:19:50,351
- sharing with anybody yet.
- Oh, okay.
375
00:19:50,431 --> 00:19:52,854
So everyone just put a sock in it.
376
00:19:52,954 --> 00:19:54,957
Consider us socked.
377
00:20:07,011 --> 00:20:08,433
? Look at all ?
378
00:20:08,533 --> 00:20:13,239
? My trials and tribulations ?
379
00:20:13,339 --> 00:20:17,684
? Sinking in a gentle pool of wine ?
380
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,286
? Pool of wine ?
381
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,530
? Don't disturb me now... ?
382
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:25,814
Hi. Um, I need to go to the Dead Sea.
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00:20:25,914 --> 00:20:29,098
? Till this evening is this morning ?
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00:20:29,198 --> 00:20:31,180
? Life is fine ?
385
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:34,104
? Always hoped ?
386
00:20:34,204 --> 00:20:37,828
? That I'd be an apostle ?
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00:20:37,928 --> 00:20:40,551
? Knew that I would make it ?
388
00:20:40,651 --> 00:20:44,316
- ? If I tried ?
- ? If I tried ?
389
00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:46,759
? Then when we retire ?
390
00:20:46,859 --> 00:20:50,563
? We can write the gospels ?
391
00:20:50,663 --> 00:20:53,727
? So they'll still talk about us ?
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? When we've died. ?
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