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I cannot believe you let them
bring you to this place.

It's like beirut.

What are you doing here?

You gave the paramedics
our old number.

It must have been the only
one you had memorized.

Jesus christ.

Grandma yetta
taught us to sing that

in case
we were kidnapped.

You're lucky I never
got rid of the landline.

I am lucky. Thank you.

Come on.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

I need you
to do me a favor.

- sure.
- first of all,

my name is not feffman,
so change that.

And can you change
the m, please?

- I can't do that.
- yes, you can.

No, I can't. I'm not--

- come the fuck on, bryna.
- I am not a doctor!

And I'm not going
to get in trouble

for violating
hospital rules.

God, what a baby.

You are so ungrateful.

Oh, go fuck yourself.

I will.

- Oh, my god.

Just hold your breath.
Hold your breath.

There's another
person in there.

Is there another
person in here?

- What is she doing?
- I don't know.

- is she awake?
- she looks mad.

We should back it up.

Maybe we should wait
in the hallway.

- we should go--
- let's go get coffee.

- Let's not
wake her up.

- oh.
- hi.

- moppa.
- I need to be air-lifted to cedars.

I will get your ass
to cedars.

- hi.
- Hello, George.

- stat.
- hi.

- Have you
made a bm yet?

Good morning.

You got to tell sharita

when you want
to make a bm, okay?

- Oh, my god,
that's disgusting.

- It is nuts in here.

- I'd like to solve
the puzzle, please.

"Mother told me there'd
be days like this."

- That's it.

You've got to get me
out of here.

- Mr. Pfefferman.

I will take you
right now. Let's go.

How are you feeling?

It's Mrs.

My name is maura pfefferman.

- hmm?
- She's a woman.

- she's trans. That's wrong.
- Excuse me.

Everything on this
board is wrong, dude.

Just so you know.

I want to put in
a request for--

there's
a Dr. Harris j. Kunitz

at cedars sinai,

and I'd like him
brought in on this case.

You're going to be
released today.

- what?
- are you sure?

I mean,
what happened?

- all his vitals are fine.
- her vitals.

- her vitals. Her.
- her.

Just wait for the nurse

to come in with
your release paperwork.

What kind of douche-bag
doctor is that?

You know what? I'm going
to go do the paperwork.

This is what happens
when you go to a county.

- and that one-- George--
- Yeah.

Has been farting
like it's his job.

So are we--
are we good? Are we done?

Farris?

Bueller?

Jesus christ.

Do you guys care
if I leave?

Because I'm not
getting anything done,

and I'm supposed
to go meet raquel at the temple.

Um...

How would you feel
if my new hobby

was just hanging out
with tammy all the time?

Just like bro-ing out
with tammy 24/7.

I'd be good with that.

She's done a lot of work
on herself,

and you guys really enjoy
each other's company.

I have to go and teach,
so are you--

- oh, he's fine.
- you're leaving?

You have the ticket,
right, boss man?

You can, like,
telecommute or something?

Oh, no, I want to stay here
in this hellhole by myself.

- hey.
- hi. Where is she?

She's right down there.
She's fine.

Okay. Thanks.

"And when my husband
left me for another woman,

"who would have ever thought

"that the other woman
would be my husband?

"No one, least of all me.

"They say when one person
in a family transitions,

"everyone transitions.

And that could not
be more true."

"The day I met
my b'sheret, my buzzy,

"right here in this very shul,

"was the day that my new
life began to begin.

"I have started to really live
the truth of my existence,

"to really open up for
the first time in my life.

"I have emerged from
the swamp pit of mishegoss.

"Yes, I have been
to hell and back,

or, dare I say,
to shel and back."

Thank you very much.

- just fantastic, shelly.
- thank you.

Thank you so much.

And when I came to,
she was gone.

I never saw her again.

I have no idea
what's happened to her.

I'm very worried about her,
and I think...

I mean, I may not
have helped this girl.

Would you do me
a favor next time?

Call me before you go
running all over town.

Do you want to be
my emergency contact?

- yes.
- yeah?

You have to fill out a form.

- oh, a form?
- yeah.

Well, that's different.

Oh, my god, you have
such a great face.

You could
live your whole life

hoping for a great face

and eyes like that

just staring into you
on your deathbed.

You're so dramatic.

I thought I was dying.

I swear to god I--

but you're not.

But I'm not living.

Yeah. I am not doing
the things I could be doing.

And I do not want to die

with some arrogant asshole
calling me Mr. Pfefferman.

Baby, baby, what?

I was so scared.

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

The main thing
the restructure will do

is allow you to raise
money from investors

without having
to make them partners.

Right. Yeah.
And then, by combining the sales and marketing,

we're trimming
the bottom line.

That's going to make
the whole package that much more attractive.

- right.
- right on.

I'm also reaching out
to our social guys

to discuss
mobile integration,

get the snapchatters
to fuck the periscopers,

- et cetera, et cetera.
- yes. Yes.

Love--
yes, I love all that.

- hold it.
- exactly.

Hey, joshie, he's kind of
like the new you, right?

And I'm the old him.

He's come for your soul, man.

Um, all right, guys.

Well, uh, we did it.

- we did it.
- we just had a meeting.

- we did it, right?
- we did that.

Congratulations.
We popped their cherry.

All right, man. Well,
return my email, all right?

That went great.

- You're so sweet.
Thank you so much.

- and good shul.
- yes.

Hey, mom.

Oh, hi. You--
you missed my temple talk.

It absolutely killed.

- did ali text you?
- about what?

Moppa.
She's in the hospital.

What-- gotinyu,
what's the matter?

I don't know. I mean, I think
maybe anxiety. I'm not sure.

But she's fine. I mean,
I think she's almost about to be released.

Everything's fine.

This is why we need the group
thread on the phone.

How do we set that up?

Let's not worry
about that, okay?

I'm in a hurry.
I have to--

I have to
meet with the board. I might be joining.

Oh, well, that's terrific.
And you look very nice.

And tell them that you're
family, that you're connected.

You know,
buzzy's on the board,

and you're going
to be wonderful.

- they're going to love you.
- okay. Thanks.

- you look fabulous.
- thanks, mom.

- you look beautiful.
- thank you.

- my girl.
- all right. See you later.

Hi, Mrs. Maitland.

Oh, my god,
there he is. Duvid.

Hi.

I was just coming to find you.

Oh. Such a long time.
How's-- look at you.

You look exactly the same.

You look
exactly the same.

No, I do not.

It's been so long.

You have a daughter.

I do.

What is happening?

What is her name?

Uh, idit.

- edith.
- uh, idit.

Idit'.

No, the final t
is pronounced t-h.

- oh, I see.
- idit.

I just-- uh, does she
like la so far?

She does. It's a good
change for her.

Her mother passed away
a few years ago, so--

wait.

What?

Wait, duvid. Come here.

- oh, my god.
- yes.

I'm so sorry. I just assumed
that she was with you.

No. Unfortunately,
bathsheba had a heart murmur

that went undiagnosed, and--

- but-- but you--
- oh, my god.

You. I want
to hear about you.

Do you have kids?

Uh, no. Mm-mm.

I was with somebody,
and we got close,

- but--
- sorry. I'm sorry I'm late.

- I--
- sarah, hi.

- hi.
- no. Uh-uh. This is, uh--

sarah pfefferman.
She's joining the temple.

She's meeting
the board today.

She's got all sorts
of great ideas

for new programs.

This is duvid.
He's our new cantor.

I know who this is.

I saw your picture
in the newsletter.

We're so happy
to have you.

I'm happy to be here.

It was time
for a change.

Right?

I will let you
to your meeting.

Oh. It's so good
to see you.

Oh, my god. I--
I want to talk, too.

To be continued.

Very good
to see you.

You, too.
Nice meeting you, sarah.

You, too.

We went to seminary
together.

Really? Hot.

Sarah, his wife
passed away.

- that's perfect.
- sarah pfefferman!

How is your moppa?

Oh, god, she's fine.
She's totally fine.

But you know where they took
her? They took her to county.

- was josh there?
- yeah, yeah, yeah.

- we were all there.
- yeah?

He's got a stick
up his butt

about me joining
the board, by the way.

- aw.
- yeah, well, whatever.

I mean, he just
likes to suffer.

You know how he is.

Hmm. Right. Is he suffering?

Always. So anyway,
is there something

that you need me
to, like, do

to get the board, you know,
to approve me? Like--

Honey, this
is just a total formality.

- are you sure?
- it's just a li--

you'll be great.
You're going to do great.

- okay.
- you're going to do so fine.

All right. I'm nervous.

Oh, shh.

- Berlin between
the two world wars

was a much freer place
than America is today.

They called these
free people asocials.

How many of you have
had the ominous feeling

that your very essence
is taboo to those around you?

Maybe you felt
the need to escape.

So the jewish people
have this escape legacy.

But you don't
have to be jewish

to feel like you're running
from something, right?

I mean, many people
move through the world

with the sense that they're
being, uh, chased.

It could be your email inbox
or a sense of dread.

Okay. Uh, that's it.

You guys, you know what you're
reading for the long weekend,

and I will be looking forward

to seeing what you
come up with.

So "e" me if you
have any questions.

Thank you.

Bye.

Bye.

- Have a good weekend.

Bye.

Man, you look real cute
leading a section,

all bright-eyed
and bushy-tailed.

This is so fun. I love this.

Swimming around
in all these ideas.

- uhh!
- ooh, swimming.

I think you might
be my favorite kisser.

Of all time?

Hey, which of the readings
were you teaching on just now?

Oh, I was doing a thing
on historical memory

and feminist dystopia.

Okey-dokey.
I'm not quite sure

what that has to do
with the holocaust.

Well, I'm just--
I'm trying

to create a dynamic
with the students

where I'm not, like,
teacher with a capital t.

- hmm.
- I'm riffing.

Ahem. Well, I always say
that there is a difference

between thinking
and overthinking.

- oh, do you?
- mm-hmm.

I'm hungry.

Coffee cart?

Yeah.

Uh, but if you don't mind,
let's walk out separately.

- I don't need those kids--
- right.

...Clucking about my sex life.

Knock, knock, knock.

What's up, junior?

Hey.

Uh...

Have you checked out
the drop box link

for that manatee ep?

No, I did not.

They're out of omaha.

Kind of like punk moog.

- like 'em?
- yeah.

First time I heard them play,

I was actually like, "this
is how josh must have felt

the first time he heard
fussypuss play together." so--

how did I feel?

Just like heart emoji,
dollar emoji.

Okay, sign them.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

Do you want to listen
to them or--

I-- I don't--
I don't want to hear them.

Oh. Okay.

Smiley emoj--

I was going to say
smiley emoji,

but it's a lame joke.

- close the door.
- yeah.

Closed door emoji.

You good, josh?

- you good?
- um...

I'm going to work
from home.

Okay. See you later.

Okay.

So I'm thinking
if you want to keep them at the temple,

you roll them out
whenever you need them.

- what are they?
- it's like a beanbag,

but it's filled with air.

We could have a hundred
of them at the temple

that we pull out
when we want to do, like,

you know, havdalah
at the park

or a shabbat at the beach.

I don't want
to offend you in any way,

but I'm just worried
they might be a little bit--

- hi.
- do you know sarah?

Sarah pfefferman.
So nice to see you.

- nice to see you again.
- thank you for having me.

Do you want coffee
or anything?

I'm going to get some
after I start my mailing.

Okay. So I'm just going
to have you hold onto it.

I just don't know
if they're right for us.

- well, I bought them already.
- did you save a receipt?

- uh--
- sandy.

- hi.
- Mrs. Carry over mats!

Do you remember I talked
to you about sarah?

- hi.
- hi. Oh, sarah.

- sarah pfefferman.
- okay.

- I love these mats.
- this is what it's like.

It's just colorful,
whimsical.

I'm sorry.
I'm trying to--

it's okay. I'm just
going to put them down.

Oh, right. Yeah.
Do you need a--

no, I'm good.

Oh, good.
It's already started.

I told you it was going
to be casual. Right?

Hi, mary.

- do you want some coffee?
- uh, yes, thank you.

Good. Are you okay?
Do you need anything?

I'm totally fine.
Fine, fine, fine.

I really want to talk
about raquel's world here

and what I feel
like I can bring to that,

you know, which would be
a certain, uh, inclusivity.

- yes. Yes.
- inclusivity.

That's sort of the same
thing as diversity, right?

- Uh, I think
they're related.

- yeah. Sure.
- you can't have one without the other.

Nothing wrong
with diversity.

Uh, anyway, I have
really close ties

to the lgbt community.

Oh, every time
I hear that,

it makes me so hungry
for a blt.

Is that so wrong?

Equal rights for
lettuce and tomato!

That's, uh, so funny.

Anyway, I say this because
I have a trans parent,

and, uh, I mean, I feel
like the, you know,

l and the g are
pretty well assimilated,

but b and t never
really get their due,

you know, and I actually
personally am, uh,

identifying,
uh, vigorously

and vociferously

as bi.

- oh, wow.
- I'm just so curious.

This is important.
Why didn't you want to bring this up

during our session
we had?

Oh, have you guys
met before?

Well, she's
a life coaching client of mine.

- really?
- actually, I'm not a client.

- sarah, you never told me this.
- yes.

She had a full
appointment.

- I'm not a client.
- well, that's great.

A client for,
like, one session.

Let's move over
to the table, everyone.

Tammy. It was the tammy time.

I was trying
to tell you.

But I'm actually living
with my husband--

my ex-husband, so,

I mean, that works out
fantastically.

You know, we get to be with
the kids and have a family

and, you know be together.

And, I mean, we get
our needs met elsewhere

because I can't possibly
keep up with his needs.

I mean-- he has
this girlfriend.

She's millennial, right?

I mean, they're a monster
that we created.

Let's be honest.
We created the internet.

They were basically
raised on porn.

I don't know.
It's like jurassic park,

when they came out of the egg
and the mouth was open,

you know, just, like,
ready to suck cock all day.

I swear, I mean, they're
like gobble, gobble, gobble.

So why doesn't everybody
just gather around the table?

Uh, sign in.

But I really am
committed to my family.

None of this
would be a problem

if there was
a wider understanding of intersectionality,

but the word has
too many SYLLABLES:

In-ter-sec-tion--

I'm bored. I'm not
even finishing it.

I admit that I avoid
investigating authors of color

because I'm afraid that I'm
going to get in trouble.

That's your white
fragility talking.

What's that?

It's when people think

their white tears matter
more than black blood.

That's not at all
what I meant.

That's what it is,
straight up.

- then that's not what I have.
- okay.

You know, that's why
caroline dropped out.

She did that
zora neal hurston piece,

and she just got
totally called out

- by the women of color.
- come on.

She left because
she was fucking leslie.

Yes. That's what happened.

- I know.
- she was fucking leslie?

Oh, yeah.
Every semester,

leslie picks
someone new to FUCK:

A blonde, a brunette,
an asian, whatever.

She loves them all.

Ooh, guys, guess what
leslie keeps in her desk.

Testosterone cream.

- for menopause?

More like sex drive.

It turns your clit
into a strobe light.

Like, ten orgasms
in one night.

Oh, no, no, no.
That's too many.

- too many?
- yeah, too many.

What, do you hate yourself?

No, I don't hate myself.
That's just too many.

What do you have to do
that's better than coming?

I don't know.
Grocery shop.

Pearl, we should jet and get
to the farmer's market

before it closes.

You don't want to get stuck

with that sad charlie brown
christmas kale.

You guys coming?

Uh, no,
I still got work to do.

- thank you, guys.
- bye, guys.

- bye.
- bye, guys.

I just got another email

from one of the women
at temple.

Listen to this.
"You're a natural,

like streisand."

Oh! That is the third email

I have gotten
about my performance.

Babe, you're
becoming a thing.

There are so many
women out there

who see themselves in me.

Thousands and thousands
of mes out there

who need a voice. I mean,

maybe I could be the voice
of all those mes.

Maybe "to shel and back"

Isn't just a one-time
temple talk.

Wait. I'm loving this.
Keep going.

Maybe it's a real
one-woman show.

I-- I-- I--
me telling my story.

I write it, I perform it.

Do you sing?

No, I don't sing.

Don't worry.

I used to sing.
Now I don't sing.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Stop. Stop.

I think-- I think
a nightingale

somehow
flew into the room.

Stop!

You do sing.
That's not fair.

The face and the bod
and the humor,

and you sing also?

You know, when I was
in college,

I produced all
the campus events.

I can do a score.

You write music?

Yeah. Sure.

Oh, my god. You could
produce my show.

I just think
that religious events

should be as interesting
as secular events.

I mean, how hard is it
to make a cute flyer?

Shut up, slut.

I'm sorry.

I don't know. You know,

there's this whole
jewish concept, though,

that if you do volunteer work

you're not supposed
to tell anyone about it

because if you tell anyone,
it just voids the work.

It's more about, you know,
ego than charity.

It's so pathetic. Actually,
if you think about that,

like, if that's actually true,

then I haven't done
a single charitable act

my entire life.

Sarah,

if you want to come,
you have to focus.

Right. Okay.

You know what? Actually,
I'm good. I'm totally good.

I'll just charitably pay you
for the last 15 minutes,

and, you know, you don't
have to beat me.

It'll be a little free time,
a little free time for you.

Whatever you want to do,
just don't worry.

It's on me.

I thought you weren't
supposed to say anything

when you do it for charity.

Don't be mad at me.

I'm only late
because of google maps.

They kept sending me

from one totally
fucked parking lot

to another fucked parking lot.

Nobody uses that anymore.

Well, what do they use?

They use waze now.

Oh, fuck, that's right.

Oh, yeah.

Worship that cock.

So what's your deal?
Are you, uh, dating anyone?

No, not really.

Not really? Who are you
having sex with not really?

No one. Not right now.

You're doing that?

Yeah. Just to try.

Ohh.

Try some.

Put it on.

Is it working?

Ahh. Is it working for you?

Mm.

It's not not working.

Yeah?

I'm kind of getting
turned on.

Uhh.

Feel how wet I am.

- ohh.
- is that a cream? What--

ah!

Aah!

Aah!

Ohh!

Cool.

Thanks.

That was fun.

Ah. I'll see you
tomorrow.

Whew.

Bye.

- maura?
- hold on.

- hon?
- hold on!

All right.

- hi.
- listen, I am really sorry

that I didn't make it
to the hospital.

Oh, that's fine.

I just assumed that vicki
would drop everything and--

- yeah, she came.
- ...come over.

- yeah.
- how are you?

Honestly? Not great.

Uh, I fell, so they're
taking all these tests,

and I'm, you know,
I'm not in great shape.

I never exercise,
and I smoke too much,

and I know that.

I feel-- something's off.

Okay. Can I say
something to you?

You've got to listen
to your body.

M-my body and I haven't
really been talking.

Yoshi! Mama moto!

Gator.

- yanni.
- gator, gator, gator.

Hi.

Something is happening
on the grill.

What is happening?

Someone crazy here

is making, uh,
breakfast for supper.

Oh, breakfast for supper.
You maniac.

fucking
lunatic fringe over here.

That is just
outrageous.

It's insane, and yet
here I am doing it.

Ohh! Should we
have wine or beer?

- uh...
- I need to drink a lot.

...Maybe a wine,
like a cab.

Cabbie?

Yeah, like a big cab, maybe.

How big cab?

Um, you know what?

You've been
working so hard.

I think you've
earned a barolo.

You know what?
You're damn right I have.

Deservsies?

I deservsies this.
Let me tell you why.

This airbnb thing
is fucking killing me.

I mean, the cash is good,

but these people,
they're nazis.

They want everything
to be clean each time.

Like you have
to wash the towels

every time somebody checks in,
and the sheets.

And you've got to dust. I mean,
it's a full-time fucking job.

I may have to up the price.

The fucking monsters.

Give me a fucking break.

That's right.

Mm. Mm-mm. No,
I need sweatsies.

All right. I'll load it up.

- Eh, Lucy,
I'm home.

- daddy!
- daddy's home!

Hey! Hey.

Daddy,
where have you been?

- whaah!
- I've been at work.

What are we doing
for dinner?

Oh, check it out.

Oh, this is legit.

Is this a zucchini
blossom?

- it is.
- this is a fucking zucchini blossom?

It's not bad, right?

What have you done
with my ex-wife?

Here. Honey,
would you give these out to--

yeah. Who wants
some salad?

Try it at least.
Just try it.

- eww!
- just try one bite of it.

Definitely take
the jenner side.

Here's the kicker.

She was 17 years old
in this picture.

- married, too.
- and she was married.

- and--
- kind of like--

kind of like me.

.. I'd better not
hear that from you.

Yes, yes, yes.

I think I may have cheated
on my girlfriend today.

I didn't realize
leslie was officially your girlfriend.

Whatever she is, I cheated
on her by raping myself.

Actually, I raped my hand
with some weird chick's vagina.

I hate when that happens.

- has that happened to you?

Oh. New "shark tank."

- Ah, this show's the best.

Oh, my god. Yoshi! "Battle"!

What?

Remember
when we were little

and you wrote us that song?

Our honeymoon sonata?

Ready?

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