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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,267 --> 00:00:05,722 Let's go into the forest 2 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:08,592 And menstruate on a stick 3 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:12,762 Look, there's a drum circle 4 00:00:12,812 --> 00:00:16,002 Maybe we could join in 5 00:00:16,052 --> 00:00:19,737 Let's go down to the fire pit 6 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:23,707 Roast some tofu dogs 7 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:29,197 Maybe some dykes in a tent will have some beer 8 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:35,517 We're lesbians in the forest 9 00:00:35,567 --> 00:00:37,022 Diddle a woodland fairy 10 00:00:37,072 --> 00:00:38,587 Whittle my woody scary 11 00:00:38,637 --> 00:00:41,992 Nymphs, fairies, witches, not a cock in sight 12 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:45,932 'Cause sisters are doing themselves all night 13 00:00:45,982 --> 00:00:50,402 We are lesbians in the forest 14 00:00:50,452 --> 00:00:52,737 Welcome home, ladies. 15 00:00:52,787 --> 00:00:55,892 [theme] 16 00:01:06,308 --> 00:01:09,563 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com - 17 00:01:39,067 --> 00:01:42,337 Do they still have that tampon making workshop? 18 00:01:44,402 --> 00:01:45,222 Ah, yes, they do. 19 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:47,692 And they suggest arriving early. 20 00:01:47,742 --> 00:01:49,792 Get this, there's a person named 21 00:01:49,842 --> 00:01:51,862 Shaman Crying Bear 22 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,662 who gives an intention circle. 23 00:01:53,712 --> 00:01:56,717 Hmm, that could be interesting. I've got lots of intentions. 24 00:01:56,852 --> 00:01:59,367 - Like what? - Like breathing. 25 00:01:59,417 --> 00:02:02,372 Find some awe, some fucking awe out here. 26 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,607 Well, Crying Bear is waiting for you 27 00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:06,677 next to the spiritual teepee. 28 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,447 We passed a teepee. 29 00:02:08,497 --> 00:02:10,397 Oh, here she goes. 30 00:02:12,297 --> 00:02:14,732 Port-a-potties. That's just port-a-potties. 31 00:02:14,867 --> 00:02:16,522 I thought that was a workshop. 32 00:02:16,572 --> 00:02:18,087 You know what you need, Moppa? 33 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:20,827 You need a workshop for reading the workshop catalog. 34 00:02:20,877 --> 00:02:22,457 I need that. 35 00:02:22,507 --> 00:02:25,112 Don't tell your mom. 36 00:02:26,482 --> 00:02:29,297 I don't even think we should tell her we came here. 37 00:02:29,347 --> 00:02:31,102 Oh, she's fine. 38 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:34,452 [singing, chattering] 39 00:02:38,327 --> 00:02:40,162 [women cheering] 40 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:50,452 Clearing webs from the hovel 41 00:02:50,502 --> 00:02:53,757 A blistered hand on the handle of a shovel 42 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:59,077 I've been digging too deep I always do 43 00:03:00,812 --> 00:03:04,102 I see my face on the surface 44 00:03:04,152 --> 00:03:07,302 I look a lot like Narcissus 45 00:03:07,352 --> 00:03:09,787 A dark abyss of an emptiness 46 00:03:09,922 --> 00:03:13,877 Standing on the edge of a drowning blue 47 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:17,917 I look behind my ears for the green 48 00:03:17,967 --> 00:03:20,482 Even my sweat smells clean 49 00:03:20,532 --> 00:03:25,757 Glare off the white hurts my eyes 50 00:03:25,807 --> 00:03:29,392 Gotta get out of bed get a hammer and a nail 51 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:32,497 Learn how to use my hands 52 00:03:32,547 --> 00:03:36,302 Not just my head I think myself into jail 53 00:03:36,352 --> 00:03:39,267 Now I know a refuge never grows 54 00:03:39,317 --> 00:03:42,507 From a chin in a hand in a thoughtful pose 55 00:03:42,557 --> 00:03:46,562 Gotta tend the earth if you want a rose 56 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:51,097 [cheering] 57 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:57,152 My life is part of the global life 58 00:03:57,202 --> 00:03:59,922 I'd found myself becoming more immobile 59 00:03:59,972 --> 00:04:02,692 When I'd think a little girl in the world 60 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:06,132 Can't do anything 61 00:04:06,182 --> 00:04:10,402 What... I don't really know what I'm eating. 62 00:04:10,452 --> 00:04:12,267 It's nut loaf. 63 00:04:12,317 --> 00:04:15,607 Well, that doesn't really help me. 64 00:04:15,657 --> 00:04:18,507 Is it meat? Is it nuts? 65 00:04:18,557 --> 00:04:20,642 It's cardboard covered with gravy. 66 00:04:20,692 --> 00:04:21,947 I think it's good. 67 00:04:21,997 --> 00:04:24,947 All right, I'm gonna go see the, um... 68 00:04:24,997 --> 00:04:26,952 Crying Ass Shaman Bear. If you guys are good. 69 00:04:27,002 --> 00:04:29,617 No, I'm coming. I want to see Leslie do her poetry thingy. 70 00:04:29,667 --> 00:04:32,957 Oh, I bet you want to see Leslie's thingy. 71 00:04:33,007 --> 00:04:35,527 [giggling] 72 00:04:35,577 --> 00:04:36,877 Are you okay? 73 00:04:37,012 --> 00:04:38,397 - You all right? Wanna... - No, I'm just gonna rest. 74 00:04:38,447 --> 00:04:39,597 - You sure? - I'm good. 75 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,447 - Okay. - Bye. 76 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,392 [laughing] 77 00:05:08,277 --> 00:05:10,127 Those are very nice, aren't they? 78 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:12,227 Yeah, I got this exact same pair last year. 79 00:05:12,277 --> 00:05:13,797 - They're owl. - You got these? Owl? 80 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,632 Yeah, you can't go wrong with owl. 81 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:16,767 Oh. 82 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,502 Wow. 83 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,337 Excuse me? 84 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:21,672 Hi, sorry to disturb you. 85 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,472 How much are for the owl? 86 00:05:23,522 --> 00:05:25,777 All the birds of prey start at 50. 87 00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:27,542 - All the birds of prey? - Yep. 88 00:05:27,592 --> 00:05:29,677 I don't know if these are age appropriate. 89 00:05:29,727 --> 00:05:30,682 [chuckles] 90 00:05:30,732 --> 00:05:31,917 You don't look like somebody 91 00:05:31,967 --> 00:05:33,917 who lets other people tell her what to do. 92 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,552 Really? 93 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:37,687 Well, I... 94 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:38,922 What is your name? 95 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:41,057 - Vickie. - Vickie, I'm Maura. 96 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:42,527 Hey, Maura. How you doing? 97 00:05:42,577 --> 00:05:44,362 - I'm good. - You enjoying yourself? 98 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:46,132 Yes, except for the nutloaf. 99 00:05:46,182 --> 00:05:47,597 Could use a little work. 100 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:48,432 [chuckles] 101 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:50,267 - My goodness. - Yeah, I know. 102 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:52,952 This festival isn't exactly known for its cuisine. 103 00:05:53,087 --> 00:05:55,437 - Oh, but it's great. - It's nice. It's a good place to unplug. 104 00:05:55,487 --> 00:05:57,242 Yeah. What are you unplugging from? 105 00:05:57,292 --> 00:05:59,707 I, uh... I own the Mousetrap in Larchmont. 106 00:05:59,757 --> 00:06:02,047 I know the Mousetrap. You're a cheesemonger. 107 00:06:02,097 --> 00:06:03,247 Yeah, I am. 108 00:06:03,297 --> 00:06:04,612 That's wonderful. 109 00:06:04,662 --> 00:06:07,152 How about you? Is it your first time here? 110 00:06:07,202 --> 00:06:09,052 Um, well, I came with my daughters. 111 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,957 And, yeah. I mean, it's my first time. 112 00:06:12,007 --> 00:06:15,292 It's fabulous. 113 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:18,147 Mind if I ask you a question? 114 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:19,977 Are you trans? 115 00:06:20,112 --> 00:06:22,267 I am. 116 00:06:22,317 --> 00:06:23,702 - That is awesome. - Thank you. 117 00:06:23,752 --> 00:06:26,202 That is so cool that you don't give a shit 118 00:06:26,252 --> 00:06:28,487 about this dumb policy. 119 00:06:30,422 --> 00:06:33,242 You know, woman born woman policy. 120 00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:35,077 And all that. It's a bunch of bullshit. 121 00:06:35,127 --> 00:06:36,982 There's a policy? 122 00:06:37,032 --> 00:06:38,582 Well, yeah. 123 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:41,517 But I believe that transwomen have every right to be here. 124 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,622 I think it's fucking awesome that you're here. 125 00:06:43,672 --> 00:06:45,287 Excuse me. It was nice meeting you. 126 00:06:45,337 --> 00:06:47,792 You don't need to bolt. 127 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:49,277 [drumming] 128 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:08,562 [woman singing] 129 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:17,602 I'm still suffering true 130 00:07:30,047 --> 00:07:32,237 I simply walked and the apologies kept coming 131 00:07:32,287 --> 00:07:33,672 streaming in and I said, 132 00:07:33,722 --> 00:07:35,837 I simply walked and the tree turned. 133 00:07:35,887 --> 00:07:38,142 No, the key in the bottom of the sea is flooded with light. 134 00:07:38,192 --> 00:07:39,807 We just get used to it. 135 00:07:39,857 --> 00:07:41,062 The deeper and deeper we go 136 00:07:41,197 --> 00:07:43,412 and the harder it is to turn the key, 137 00:07:43,462 --> 00:07:45,547 and, eventually, we go, 138 00:07:45,597 --> 00:07:47,617 and it is very, very dark. 139 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:49,687 We just get used to the light. 140 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:53,922 But the blues and the grays and the feelings of lostness 141 00:07:53,972 --> 00:07:56,077 is like home. 142 00:07:56,212 --> 00:07:57,862 It's like family. 143 00:07:57,912 --> 00:08:00,382 [applause] 144 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:05,667 Thank you. Thank you very much. 145 00:08:05,717 --> 00:08:08,257 Thanks for coming. 146 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:13,912 Oh, hi. 147 00:08:13,962 --> 00:08:15,477 It's so nice to meet you. 148 00:08:15,527 --> 00:08:16,982 It's good to meet you. What's your name? 149 00:08:17,032 --> 00:08:18,247 - Joanne. - Joanne. 150 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:19,647 Thank you so much. 151 00:08:19,697 --> 00:08:21,752 - Mm-hmm. - That was absolutely beautiful. 152 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:22,752 There you go. 153 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:24,087 Thank you. 154 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,422 Welcome. 155 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:27,222 - Hi. - Hey. 156 00:08:27,272 --> 00:08:29,657 That was... that was incredible. 157 00:08:29,707 --> 00:08:30,692 Oh, well, thank you. 158 00:08:30,742 --> 00:08:32,627 It pleases me that you liked it. 159 00:08:32,677 --> 00:08:35,197 It makes me think everybody in the world should be a poet. 160 00:08:35,247 --> 00:08:38,602 Oh, man, you do not want everyone in the world 161 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,552 writing poems. 162 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,842 I, uh, I saw Bella walking earlier with her 163 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,812 big old parasol. 164 00:08:47,862 --> 00:08:50,882 Yeah, she says there's a lot of skin cancer 165 00:08:50,932 --> 00:08:52,117 in that family. 166 00:08:52,167 --> 00:08:53,652 I bet, yeah. 167 00:08:53,702 --> 00:08:54,752 We split up. 168 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,487 Oh. 169 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:58,687 I, uh... 170 00:08:58,737 --> 00:09:00,857 I'm sorry, I didn't realize that. 171 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:02,627 Don't be. 172 00:09:02,677 --> 00:09:04,527 Where's Syd? 173 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:06,862 Um, actually, we split up. 174 00:09:06,912 --> 00:09:08,797 So... 175 00:09:08,847 --> 00:09:12,837 I just came with my sister and my Moppa. 176 00:09:12,887 --> 00:09:14,772 Having a girl's weekend. 177 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:15,837 Aw, shit. 178 00:09:15,887 --> 00:09:17,507 What? 179 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,242 That really might not have been the brightest idea you ever had. 180 00:09:20,292 --> 00:09:21,547 What do you mean? 181 00:09:21,597 --> 00:09:25,147 This festival was founded for women born women. 182 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:28,117 And there're folks here, they just don't want trans... 183 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:29,152 Transwomen around. 184 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,152 Are you serious? 185 00:09:30,202 --> 00:09:31,622 Yeah. 186 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:35,392 That's crazy, everybody seems so stoned and relaxed. 187 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:37,592 Yeah, well, you'd be surprised. 188 00:09:37,642 --> 00:09:40,262 There are ladies here, they save up all year long, 189 00:09:40,312 --> 00:09:42,697 and they get here and they feel protective 190 00:09:42,747 --> 00:09:45,702 and they end up just... they end up spewing hate. 191 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,507 Now I'm sort of feeling I should go and find her. 192 00:09:48,557 --> 00:09:51,307 Well, can I come? 193 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:53,812 Yes. 194 00:09:53,862 --> 00:09:58,982 I'm waiting 195 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:02,517 Oh Peggy Gordon 196 00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:08,327 You are my darling 197 00:10:08,377 --> 00:10:10,492 Come down to me 198 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:15,297 The very reason 199 00:10:15,347 --> 00:10:22,007 Why I am slighted so by thee 200 00:10:22,057 --> 00:10:24,872 I'm so in love 201 00:10:24,922 --> 00:10:26,177 I can't deny 202 00:10:26,227 --> 00:10:28,112 Sarah? 203 00:10:28,162 --> 00:10:29,612 Oh my God. 204 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:30,847 - Jocelyn? - Hi. 205 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:33,482 What the fuck are you doing here? 206 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:34,952 I didn't know you were... 207 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:35,952 - Lesbian? - No. 208 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:37,252 - I am. - Really? 209 00:10:37,302 --> 00:10:38,887 Well, you know Marla McFarland, right? 210 00:10:38,937 --> 00:10:40,522 - With the twins in the third grade? - Yeah? 211 00:10:40,572 --> 00:10:43,362 Yeah, we left our husbands for each other. 212 00:10:43,412 --> 00:10:45,897 Seriously? I'm, like, not the only outcast? 213 00:10:45,947 --> 00:10:48,062 That's so cool. 214 00:10:48,112 --> 00:10:49,697 [sighs] 215 00:10:49,747 --> 00:10:50,667 What? 216 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:53,437 Can I just, like, say something to you 217 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,137 and just try to help you out a little bit, maybe? 218 00:10:56,187 --> 00:10:58,207 Uh, okay. 219 00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:00,642 Nobody, nobody cares about what you do. 220 00:11:00,692 --> 00:11:02,777 I mean, I know you think they care, but they don't. 221 00:11:02,827 --> 00:11:05,182 You know, people walking around at our school, 222 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:07,817 they're mostly thinking about car pools and play dates 223 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,152 and homework, and... 224 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,787 You know, it's that, that face. 225 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:14,357 - What? - That hurt feelings like poopy face 226 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,157 that you're walking around with. 227 00:11:16,207 --> 00:11:17,892 Nobody wants to see that. 228 00:11:17,942 --> 00:11:19,462 Really, like, lose it. 229 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,797 Yeah, okay. 230 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,432 Forgive yourself. Like, it's okay. 231 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:26,572 Move on, man. 232 00:11:26,622 --> 00:11:28,272 So, wait, where should I tell her to meet? 233 00:11:28,322 --> 00:11:29,737 Sojourner. 234 00:11:29,787 --> 00:11:31,927 I have my contraband hot dogs over there. 235 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,527 Okay. 236 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,417 Are you sure we shouldn't just wait her for her? 237 00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:41,252 No, I mean... I promise you, she's fine. 238 00:11:41,302 --> 00:11:42,387 Okay. 239 00:11:42,437 --> 00:11:43,672 Come on. 240 00:11:47,172 --> 00:11:48,727 Come in, come in. 241 00:11:48,777 --> 00:11:50,307 We've been waiting for you. 242 00:11:50,442 --> 00:11:52,227 For me specifically? 243 00:11:52,277 --> 00:11:55,147 Yes, come. I must anoint you. 244 00:11:57,482 --> 00:11:58,437 Ah, my dear. 245 00:11:58,487 --> 00:11:59,802 No, no, no. 246 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,972 - Oh, sorry. - That's quite all right. 247 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,322 Thanks. 248 00:12:03,457 --> 00:12:05,042 Oh, you are blessed, my child. 249 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,477 Please. 250 00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:08,212 My name is Ashley. 251 00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:11,747 Or, as I'm better known, Crying Bear. 252 00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:15,017 Some of you are here for personal reasons. 253 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,337 Lost love, 254 00:12:16,472 --> 00:12:18,957 or to mourn your murdered femininity. 255 00:12:19,007 --> 00:12:22,342 Some of you I know from my Drumming Away Racism group. 256 00:12:22,477 --> 00:12:24,862 Can everybody lie down? 257 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,532 We're gonna go on a journey. 258 00:12:26,582 --> 00:12:29,297 You might experience some deep emotions. 259 00:12:29,347 --> 00:12:33,267 Laughter, uncontrollable weeping 260 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:34,472 is not uncommon. 261 00:12:34,522 --> 00:12:36,337 Just release. 262 00:12:36,387 --> 00:12:40,077 Would you like to take your place on the mat so we can begin? 263 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:42,477 Uh... 264 00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:45,517 We're going to just unleash some emotions. 265 00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:46,952 The deep emotions. 266 00:12:47,002 --> 00:12:49,102 Yeah, I think... I think I have the wrong tent. 267 00:12:51,907 --> 00:12:54,957 Hello, I'm Sherlock the clown. 268 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:57,127 And also a magician, by the way. 269 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,897 May I interest you in a magic show? 270 00:12:58,947 --> 00:13:02,232 $30 for an hour, $20 for 15 minutes? 271 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,367 Please help me out. 272 00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:04,932 I already said no. 273 00:13:04,982 --> 00:13:07,372 [muttering] 274 00:13:07,422 --> 00:13:09,372 I already said no. 275 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,742 I already said no. 276 00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:13,912 Hello, can I interest you in a card trick? 277 00:13:13,962 --> 00:13:15,042 No, thank you. 278 00:13:15,092 --> 00:13:16,347 Penis alert! 279 00:13:16,397 --> 00:13:17,647 What's happening? 280 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:21,917 Man on the land! Man on the land! 281 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:22,717 What's going on? 282 00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:24,787 Oh, when the men come 283 00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:27,592 and they only come, by the way, to take our shit away, 284 00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:29,327 we like to say "man on the land" 285 00:13:29,377 --> 00:13:31,062 so everyone knows there's a man on the land, 286 00:13:31,112 --> 00:13:33,697 so nobody gets triggered, or too excited. 287 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:35,932 Has there been a problem with the employees? 288 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,102 The problem isn't with the employees. 289 00:13:38,152 --> 00:13:39,402 It's that they're men. 290 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:43,137 Man on the land! Man on the land! 291 00:13:43,187 --> 00:13:44,572 Man on the land! 292 00:13:44,622 --> 00:13:48,012 What the... 293 00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:49,627 I'm gonna go. 294 00:13:50,562 --> 00:13:54,167 Man on the land! Man on the land! 295 00:13:59,107 --> 00:14:00,642 [moaning] 296 00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:33,757 Excuse me, do you know where Camp Sojourner is? 297 00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:36,277 Excuse me, do you know where Camp Sojourner... 298 00:14:39,977 --> 00:14:41,132 Ali? 299 00:14:41,182 --> 00:14:43,097 Sarah! 300 00:14:43,147 --> 00:14:45,002 Excuse me. 301 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,302 Did I... I... 302 00:14:47,352 --> 00:14:50,407 Did I just see you walking that woman around on a leash? 303 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,807 Yeah, she's my naughty doggy. 304 00:14:52,857 --> 00:14:54,977 It's a play scene. 305 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,177 Play scene. 306 00:14:56,227 --> 00:14:58,582 Yeah. 307 00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:01,217 You know, consensual power exchange. 308 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,622 Role playing. 309 00:15:03,672 --> 00:15:04,902 You interested? 310 00:15:06,007 --> 00:15:07,272 Woof. 311 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,352 Ali? 312 00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:24,022 Sarah? 313 00:15:24,922 --> 00:15:28,612 We are goddamn specks of dust. 314 00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:29,527 Oh, here we go. 315 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,247 - Yup. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 316 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:34,682 Zelda just hates it when I start waxing philosophical. 317 00:15:34,732 --> 00:15:37,252 But tonight it feels so damn good 318 00:15:37,302 --> 00:15:40,287 just being a nothingless speck 319 00:15:40,337 --> 00:15:43,192 with my chosen family. 320 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,727 Hear, hear, to being specks. 321 00:15:45,777 --> 00:15:48,062 - To specks! - To specks! 322 00:15:48,112 --> 00:15:49,897 Mmm. 323 00:15:49,947 --> 00:15:52,367 Oh, man, I never felt totally free 324 00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:56,007 until my first summer here walking around buck naked 325 00:15:56,057 --> 00:15:57,672 in the woods. 326 00:15:57,722 --> 00:15:59,307 Under a full moon. 327 00:15:59,357 --> 00:16:02,077 That's so true. It's so nice here. 328 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,947 So comfortable. No predators. 329 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:06,597 Except for these goddamn mosquitoes. 330 00:16:06,702 --> 00:16:08,417 Shit. 331 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,852 God, it's awful that every woman is just walking around 332 00:16:10,902 --> 00:16:12,522 all the time in the real world 333 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,757 with this low-grade anxiety of being 334 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,577 raped or maimed. 335 00:16:16,712 --> 00:16:18,797 Oh my God, Moppa, hi! 336 00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:19,927 Excuse me. 337 00:16:19,977 --> 00:16:21,497 Oh, hi, I was so worried about you. 338 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:22,667 - Hi. - Hi. 339 00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:23,832 I want to go. 340 00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:25,767 - What? - I want to go home. 341 00:16:25,817 --> 00:16:27,572 No, what? 342 00:16:27,622 --> 00:16:29,837 I'm going to find Sarah, and we're going to go, okay? 343 00:16:29,887 --> 00:16:32,707 - Please, listen. - I'll explain. 344 00:16:32,757 --> 00:16:35,592 I'm really stoned. Really stoned. 345 00:16:35,727 --> 00:16:37,512 - And it's so late. - Please? 346 00:16:37,562 --> 00:16:39,482 This is really a safe, nice place. 347 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,852 These women are really nice. 348 00:16:40,902 --> 00:16:42,317 I've been here for awhile. 349 00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:43,687 Just sit and have one beer. 350 00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,587 Maura, come. Come. 351 00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:47,057 Sit. Come sit. 352 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,222 Hi, Leslie. I'm... I'm not... 353 00:16:48,272 --> 00:16:50,607 Please, just have one beer. Okay? 354 00:16:50,742 --> 00:16:51,612 One beer. 355 00:16:51,747 --> 00:16:52,827 Okay, okay. 356 00:16:52,877 --> 00:16:54,562 Here, have mine. It's open. 357 00:16:54,612 --> 00:16:56,817 I'm gonna get you a chair. 358 00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:01,652 Well, apparently some second-wavers 359 00:17:01,757 --> 00:17:03,772 called for an emergency town-hall meeting 360 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:06,277 because the S&M camp got so big this year. 361 00:17:06,327 --> 00:17:08,577 - [laughing] - Things get nuts around here. 362 00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:10,712 Oh, the fucking extremists. 363 00:17:10,762 --> 00:17:13,047 Yeah, well, here's to us extremists. 364 00:17:13,097 --> 00:17:16,352 Here's to the last remaining extremists! 365 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:17,887 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 366 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,222 Just don't be starting any shit, Sandy, 367 00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:22,727 because Ali and Maura had no idea 368 00:17:22,777 --> 00:17:24,627 about the festival policy. 369 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:25,762 Hey, Leslie? 370 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,647 What is the festival policy? 371 00:17:27,782 --> 00:17:29,597 It's very simple. 372 00:17:29,647 --> 00:17:31,402 Women born women. 373 00:17:31,452 --> 00:17:32,837 I don't mean to be rude, but what does that mean? 374 00:17:32,887 --> 00:17:34,537 I mean, when you say women born women? 375 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:38,472 It means people who were born with a vagina and a uterus. 376 00:17:38,522 --> 00:17:40,407 First of all, does that mean if you have a hysterectomy, 377 00:17:40,457 --> 00:17:41,877 you're not a woman? 378 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:43,377 Bingo, here we go with the hysterectomy. 379 00:17:43,427 --> 00:17:45,447 Come on, she brought up uteruses! 380 00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:49,117 I'm just saying having a uterus doesn't grant you entry into this place. 381 00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:52,322 Look, I drove the plow. I cleared these woods 382 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,492 and we did it with one thing in mind: 383 00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:59,327 that we women could have one God damn safe space in the world. 384 00:17:59,377 --> 00:18:01,197 No one's trying to take your woods away from you. 385 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,032 I just feel that I have a right to be here, too, 386 00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:05,937 as a transgender woman. 387 00:18:05,987 --> 00:18:08,637 I think that this is more about, like, the nudity 388 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:09,637 and the showers. 389 00:18:09,687 --> 00:18:11,072 This is about nudity? 390 00:18:11,122 --> 00:18:12,692 A lot of people here are triggered by penises. 391 00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:13,642 - Why? - Penises are triggering 392 00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:14,942 - to many women. - Why? 393 00:18:14,992 --> 00:18:18,047 - Because we've all been raped. - Everybody? 394 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:18,917 - Well, no. - I was raped. 395 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,317 I didn't rape you. 396 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,852 It's true. She stopped raping long ago. 397 00:18:21,902 --> 00:18:23,587 See, this is where it gets really weird, 398 00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:25,922 because, you know, suddenly the conversation 399 00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,292 is all around you, 400 00:18:27,342 --> 00:18:29,292 and all of us are trying to make you comfortable. 401 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,662 You're trying to make me comfortable? 402 00:18:31,712 --> 00:18:32,041 Yeah, we're... 403 00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:33,051 Right now, you're trying to make me comfortable? 404 00:18:33,077 --> 00:18:34,597 We're trying to explain it to you. 405 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,002 And I don't give a shit about your goddamn penis. 406 00:18:37,052 --> 00:18:38,602 It's about the privilege. 407 00:18:38,652 --> 00:18:39,802 What privilege are you talking about? 408 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,637 I was in way too much pain to experience 409 00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:42,972 what you're calling privilege. 410 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,072 Your pain and your privilege are separate. 411 00:18:45,122 --> 00:18:47,477 And Berkeley was a great example of that. 412 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,812 Right, even though... even though you were suffering privately, 413 00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:52,247 which of course you were, 414 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,717 you were still compensated as a man, 415 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,387 and you owned the house. You had your name on the house. 416 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,322 I mean, Mom was the one that had to leave. 417 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,057 It's not unreasonable. 418 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,157 That was this is about? The house? And Mom? 419 00:19:03,207 --> 00:19:04,092 No. 420 00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:05,327 I'm going. I have to go. 421 00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:06,662 No, it's not about Mom and the house. 422 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,562 - I'm going. - Listen... 423 00:19:08,612 --> 00:19:10,632 - This is bullshit. - Oh, here goes the privilege bullshit. 424 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,037 You gonna stay here with your uterus, or are you coming with me? 425 00:19:13,087 --> 00:19:14,372 Ali's a big girl. 426 00:19:14,422 --> 00:19:16,922 Yikes. 427 00:19:20,057 --> 00:19:22,177 Finger wagging. 428 00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:23,047 Yeah. 429 00:19:23,097 --> 00:19:24,347 I remember that. 430 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,562 I'm sorry. 431 00:19:27,802 --> 00:19:29,402 Shit. 432 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:38,442 Ah. 433 00:19:44,652 --> 00:19:46,017 Moppa? 434 00:19:49,587 --> 00:19:51,357 Moppa? 435 00:20:01,102 --> 00:20:04,322 Sarah, honey? I have to go. 436 00:20:04,372 --> 00:20:06,337 Sarah? 437 00:20:07,942 --> 00:20:09,527 Sarah! 438 00:20:09,577 --> 00:20:11,662 Oh, yeah. Oh! 439 00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:13,397 Moppa? 440 00:20:13,447 --> 00:20:15,347 [moaning] 441 00:20:20,617 --> 00:20:21,437 Hey, do you need some help? 442 00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:22,672 Uh, no I'm fine. 443 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,242 Can I help you with this? Is this not opening? 444 00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:26,277 No, I'm fine. Go away. 445 00:20:26,327 --> 00:20:29,912 Man on the land! Man on the land! 446 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,582 Man on the land! Man on the land! 447 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,052 Woo-hoo! 448 00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:38,172 [bell ringing] 449 00:21:01,162 --> 00:21:03,527 [chattering] 450 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,172 [banging] 451 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,477 [shouting, clamoring] 452 00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:29,872 I want you more than I need you 453 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:34,292 And I need you so bad 454 00:21:35,492 --> 00:21:38,747 Are you coming back? 455 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,617 Are you coming back? 456 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:46,137 I'm waiting 457 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,212 [clamoring] 458 00:22:00,917 --> 00:22:07,277 Haven't had a dream in a long time 459 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:12,067 Haven't been able to sleep 460 00:22:13,067 --> 00:22:15,882 Are you coming back? 461 00:22:15,932 --> 00:22:19,057 Are you coming back? 462 00:22:19,107 --> 00:22:21,022 I'm waiting 463 00:22:21,072 --> 00:22:25,227 This woman is leaving this feminist fuckhole. 464 00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:29,182 Thank you for your kindness and fuck you. 465 00:22:30,947 --> 00:22:34,687 I'm waiting 466 00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:42,162 I'm waiting 467 00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:56,557 I want you more than I need you 468 00:22:56,607 --> 00:23:00,677 And I need you so bad 469 00:23:02,117 --> 00:23:04,982 Are you coming back? 470 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:08,137 Are you coming back? 471 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:12,257 I'm waiting 472 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:27,322 Haven't had a dream in a long time 473 00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:32,147 Haven't been able to sleep 474 00:23:33,147 --> 00:23:35,562 Are you coming back? 475 00:23:35,612 --> 00:23:39,102 Are you coming back? 476 00:23:39,152 --> 00:23:42,172 I'm waiting 477 00:23:42,222 --> 00:23:45,857 I need you so bad 478 00:23:57,637 --> 00:24:00,322 Are you coming back? 479 00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:03,792 Are you coming back? 480 00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:10,167 I'm waiting 481 00:24:10,217 --> 00:24:14,322 I'm waiting 482 00:24:16,387 --> 00:24:21,562 I'm waiting 483 00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:42,197 I want you more than I need you 484 00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:48,172 And I need you so bad 485 00:24:48,222 --> 00:24:49,637 Are you coming back? 486 00:24:49,687 --> 00:24:50,672 Hey. 487 00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:51,972 Hey. 488 00:24:52,022 --> 00:24:54,377 It's Vickie. 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