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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,181 --> 00:00:06,882 you you 2 00:00:06,883 --> 00:00:09,551 you animal 3 00:00:09,552 --> 00:00:11,087 you you 4 00:00:11,088 --> 00:00:13,455 you animal 5 00:00:13,456 --> 00:00:15,057 you you 6 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:18,760 you animal 7 00:00:18,761 --> 00:00:20,829 there's nowhere left to run 8 00:00:20,830 --> 00:00:22,964 - Hi. - Hi. 9 00:00:22,965 --> 00:00:25,000 You're not in the music business, are you? 10 00:00:25,001 --> 00:00:27,336 No. Why do you say that? 11 00:00:27,337 --> 00:00:30,106 Because you actually seem like you like music. 12 00:00:30,107 --> 00:00:33,909 - I'm in real estate. - Real estate? 13 00:00:33,910 --> 00:00:35,577 Real... estate. 14 00:00:35,578 --> 00:00:37,179 - Really? - For real. 15 00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:39,315 - For reals? - You're funny. 16 00:00:39,316 --> 00:00:42,451 With a "z"? With a motherfucking "z"? 17 00:00:42,452 --> 00:00:44,453 there's nowhere left to run 18 00:00:44,454 --> 00:00:46,755 you you 19 00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:47,756 you animal 20 00:00:47,757 --> 00:00:49,925 Oh, God. 21 00:00:49,926 --> 00:00:52,194 Fuck. 22 00:00:52,195 --> 00:00:55,831 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. 23 00:01:00,001 --> 00:01:02,204 This is intense. 24 00:01:04,973 --> 00:01:07,909 We could do it as a whisper listing. 25 00:01:07,910 --> 00:01:10,579 [Whispers] What's a whisper listing? 26 00:01:10,580 --> 00:01:12,914 It's a private sale, invite only, 27 00:01:12,915 --> 00:01:16,452 - gets the buyers desperate. - I like that. 28 00:01:16,453 --> 00:01:18,320 I like desperate. [Chuckles] 29 00:01:18,321 --> 00:01:19,621 And if your dad's house 30 00:01:19,622 --> 00:01:22,891 is in the hilly part of the Palisades, 31 00:01:22,892 --> 00:01:25,394 - it could be worth a fortune. - Yeah. 32 00:01:25,395 --> 00:01:27,729 - 10 million. - Super hilly out there. 33 00:01:27,730 --> 00:01:30,166 - 15 million. - Yeah. 34 00:01:30,167 --> 00:01:33,435 - So hilly. - Just keep going up. 35 00:01:34,836 --> 00:01:37,606 [Soft piano music] 36 00:01:37,607 --> 00:01:39,997 Transparent S01E05 37 00:01:39,998 --> 00:01:44,606 Sync and corrections by: kDragon www.Addic7ed.com 38 00:02:19,781 --> 00:02:20,716 No more secrets. 39 00:02:20,717 --> 00:02:21,883 Yeah, no more secrets. 40 00:02:21,884 --> 00:02:23,819 - This house... - Yeah. 41 00:02:23,820 --> 00:02:25,754 - This summer. - [Sighs] 42 00:02:25,755 --> 00:02:27,656 - Our new life. - Mm-hmm. 43 00:02:27,657 --> 00:02:30,859 It's just you and me now. You know that? 44 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:34,129 [Moans] 45 00:02:34,130 --> 00:02:35,264 Yeah. 46 00:02:35,265 --> 00:02:38,567 - That feel good? - So good. 47 00:02:40,469 --> 00:02:42,938 What if, like, now that it's in the open, 48 00:02:42,939 --> 00:02:46,442 like, we lose our mojo? 49 00:02:46,443 --> 00:02:48,244 You mean because Barb knows? 50 00:02:48,245 --> 00:02:50,246 Okay, please let's not say her name 51 00:02:50,247 --> 00:02:53,349 while you're fucking me. 52 00:02:53,350 --> 00:02:54,616 All I'm thinking about is you. 53 00:02:54,617 --> 00:02:56,518 - You're my baby. - Get the dick. 54 00:02:56,519 --> 00:02:58,287 Get the dick, get the dick, get the dick! 55 00:02:58,288 --> 00:03:02,358 Okay, I'll get it. Is this what you want, baby? 56 00:03:02,359 --> 00:03:03,759 - That's what I want. - Yeah? 57 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,394 What's happening? 58 00:03:05,395 --> 00:03:07,429 There was just a little tiny... a little carpet fuzz. 59 00:03:07,430 --> 00:03:09,097 - Okay, okay. - I got it. 60 00:03:09,098 --> 00:03:10,866 - [Moans] - [Phone rings] 61 00:03:10,867 --> 00:03:13,402 - Shit. - Yes... what? Fuck. 62 00:03:13,403 --> 00:03:15,837 - Barb. - Please don't get that. 63 00:03:15,838 --> 00:03:17,539 Oh, my God. Honey, I gotta. 64 00:03:17,540 --> 00:03:19,174 There's a... it's co-parent credo. 65 00:03:19,175 --> 00:03:22,344 I gotta get it. Fuck. 66 00:03:22,345 --> 00:03:25,947 Hey, Barb. Wait. What's going on with Bianca? 67 00:03:25,948 --> 00:03:28,284 - Who's Bianca? - Fuck. 68 00:03:30,286 --> 00:03:32,454 - He's gone. - How long has he been gone for? 69 00:03:32,455 --> 00:03:34,990 - Couple hours. - Mom? 70 00:03:34,991 --> 00:03:36,692 Mmm, these Greek yogurts were 71 00:03:36,693 --> 00:03:39,361 my last stop before the ensure train. 72 00:03:39,362 --> 00:03:42,398 Mm, God, what happens to us? 73 00:03:42,399 --> 00:03:43,932 Mom, why don't we go look for him? 74 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:45,401 Yeah, we probably should 75 00:03:45,402 --> 00:03:46,968 because the temple is sending over a rabbi later 76 00:03:46,969 --> 00:03:49,204 to check on me, and if they find out he's missing, 77 00:03:49,205 --> 00:03:51,573 I'll be the talk of the temple, 78 00:03:51,574 --> 00:03:53,775 the lady who misplaced her husband. 79 00:03:53,776 --> 00:03:55,744 You're gonna have to search without me because I gotta run 80 00:03:55,745 --> 00:03:57,646 - to my doctor's appointment. - Fine. 81 00:03:57,647 --> 00:04:00,482 I'd cancel, but I had to wait three months to get in. 82 00:04:00,483 --> 00:04:03,552 Oh, and talk to the guard at the gate. 83 00:04:03,553 --> 00:04:06,655 He always brings Ed back when he finds him wandering. 84 00:04:06,656 --> 00:04:08,657 What do you mean, this has happened before? 85 00:04:08,658 --> 00:04:12,628 - Close the refrigerator. - Oh, my God. 86 00:04:15,096 --> 00:04:16,332 Do you have any reaction to it? 87 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:17,399 Does it make you moody or anything? 88 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,935 No, no, not anymore. 89 00:04:19,936 --> 00:04:21,703 You wanna help me? Come on. 90 00:04:21,704 --> 00:04:23,572 - Are you kidding me? - Yeah, you'll be fine. 91 00:04:23,573 --> 00:04:24,906 - Here, take this. - Not my greatest. 92 00:04:24,907 --> 00:04:27,242 You'll be fine. 93 00:04:27,243 --> 00:04:28,644 - Okay. - Hold that. 94 00:04:28,645 --> 00:04:30,479 - There's a swab right there. - All right. 95 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,813 And here's what you're gonna do. 96 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:35,351 - All right. - Right there, into that muscle. 97 00:04:35,352 --> 00:04:37,686 Okay, you ready? One, two... 98 00:04:37,687 --> 00:04:39,655 Three. 99 00:04:39,656 --> 00:04:41,757 Wow. 100 00:04:43,392 --> 00:04:44,726 - Yeah? - That's great. 101 00:04:44,727 --> 00:04:45,894 Thank you. 102 00:04:45,895 --> 00:04:49,565 - Well done. - Mm-hmm. 103 00:04:49,566 --> 00:04:51,600 You take a pill with that? 104 00:04:51,601 --> 00:04:53,935 No, not anymore. I used to take these. 105 00:04:53,936 --> 00:04:55,203 These are the Premarin. 106 00:04:55,204 --> 00:04:56,605 Oh, Premarin. Let me see. 107 00:04:56,606 --> 00:04:59,040 Yeah. 108 00:05:01,443 --> 00:05:03,445 - Should I take one? - Nothing's gonna happen to you. 109 00:05:03,446 --> 00:05:07,549 It's estrogen, not heroin, girl. 110 00:05:12,388 --> 00:05:13,555 You okay? 111 00:05:13,556 --> 00:05:15,156 Oh, my breasts are getting bigger. 112 00:05:15,157 --> 00:05:17,459 [Laughs] 113 00:05:23,965 --> 00:05:26,101 Quinn was pregnant with Bianca when we fell in love, 114 00:05:26,102 --> 00:05:27,936 so I kind of think of her as my own. 115 00:05:27,937 --> 00:05:30,639 But you were with Quinn before Barb, so... 116 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,574 Yeah, it's a little... it's all one big family. 117 00:05:32,575 --> 00:05:34,075 Okay, so, like, when we break up, 118 00:05:34,076 --> 00:05:35,276 Bianca's gonna start calling me? 119 00:05:35,277 --> 00:05:38,279 We are never, ever gonna break up. 120 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:41,883 'Cause I'm not joining your lesbian underground railroad. 121 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:44,853 Shut up. Bianca! 122 00:05:44,854 --> 00:05:46,988 - What's up, mama? - Oh, baby, baby. 123 00:05:46,989 --> 00:05:48,123 - Hi. - Hi. 124 00:05:48,124 --> 00:05:49,224 Come on in. This is Sarah. 125 00:05:49,225 --> 00:05:50,992 - Bianca. - Sarah. 126 00:05:50,993 --> 00:05:52,193 - Hi. - Hi. 127 00:05:52,194 --> 00:05:53,462 Oh! 128 00:05:53,463 --> 00:05:55,163 So nice to meet you. 129 00:05:55,164 --> 00:05:56,532 You're so pretty. 130 00:05:56,533 --> 00:05:58,900 - She is pretty. - Where's the pool? 131 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:02,203 Straight out that way. 132 00:06:02,204 --> 00:06:05,206 - She's adorable. - Told you. 133 00:06:05,207 --> 00:06:06,742 Hi, excuse me? 134 00:06:06,743 --> 00:06:09,478 - Um, could I ask for your help? - Yes, ma'am. 135 00:06:09,479 --> 00:06:13,048 Hey, you're the one who got the, uh, geese all aroused. 136 00:06:13,049 --> 00:06:14,750 Yeah, not on purpose, but yes. 137 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:17,486 Um, my mom's husband, Ed, is missing. 138 00:06:17,487 --> 00:06:20,355 He's got gray hair, and he wears, like, big, poofy Dockers. 139 00:06:20,356 --> 00:06:21,590 Yeah, he wanders off all the time. 140 00:06:21,591 --> 00:06:23,625 Okay, do you know where he goes? 141 00:06:23,626 --> 00:06:25,527 He's got all kinds of usual places. 142 00:06:25,528 --> 00:06:28,764 I tell you what. [Grunts] 143 00:06:28,765 --> 00:06:30,466 Grab a cart, and I'll show you 144 00:06:30,467 --> 00:06:33,602 where he usually hangs out, okay? 145 00:06:37,973 --> 00:06:40,375 Jesus, this is an aphasia patient's worst nightmare. 146 00:06:40,376 --> 00:06:41,810 Everything looks exactly the same. 147 00:06:41,811 --> 00:06:45,346 - He must be so confused. - I gotta be honest here. 148 00:06:45,347 --> 00:06:47,282 This has never happened before. 149 00:06:47,283 --> 00:06:48,717 You said he wandered off all the time. 150 00:06:48,718 --> 00:06:51,352 He does, but he wasn't by the vending machines 151 00:06:51,353 --> 00:06:53,188 or that bench by the pool. 152 00:06:53,189 --> 00:06:55,491 And he's always by the ducks, and he wasn't by the ducks. 153 00:06:55,492 --> 00:06:56,758 He loves those ducks. 154 00:06:56,759 --> 00:06:58,960 Oh, here comes my man Tiffany. 155 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:00,195 I got your APB. 156 00:07:00,196 --> 00:07:01,497 Individual in question was last spotted 157 00:07:01,498 --> 00:07:03,331 at the 7-Eleven down the street 158 00:07:03,332 --> 00:07:04,633 hanging around the soda machines, 159 00:07:04,634 --> 00:07:06,334 making what the kids call a suicide. 160 00:07:06,335 --> 00:07:07,669 Suicide? 161 00:07:07,670 --> 00:07:09,671 Oh, yeah, it's just a... 162 00:07:09,672 --> 00:07:11,740 It's just a drink with, like, a bunch of flavors in it. 163 00:07:11,741 --> 00:07:15,977 You got coke, uh, sprite, orange, 164 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:17,813 diet with the vanilla. 165 00:07:17,814 --> 00:07:19,314 Um, Mr. Pibb if you're real lucky. 166 00:07:19,315 --> 00:07:20,749 And where is the 7-Eleven? 167 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:22,884 - It's down at the marina. - The marina? 168 00:07:22,885 --> 00:07:24,653 There's a lot of water down at the marina. 169 00:07:24,654 --> 00:07:25,987 Are you sure it was Ed? 170 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:27,355 Ed Paskowitz that you saw? 171 00:07:27,356 --> 00:07:28,524 Afraid so, ma'am. 172 00:07:28,525 --> 00:07:29,858 - All right. - Okay. 173 00:07:29,859 --> 00:07:31,226 Let's go get him. Thank you, Tiffany. 174 00:07:31,227 --> 00:07:32,227 - All right, good luck. - My man. 175 00:07:32,228 --> 00:07:34,530 Good luck. 176 00:07:40,536 --> 00:07:42,538 And so she told me if I didn't like it, 177 00:07:42,539 --> 00:07:45,574 I could leave, so I did. 178 00:07:45,575 --> 00:07:47,142 I know you want to blame Scientology, 179 00:07:47,143 --> 00:07:51,012 but you and I both know 180 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:53,348 Quinn's always been a little bit Quinn's way or the highway. 181 00:07:53,349 --> 00:07:55,416 Oh, my God. You know what we could do? 182 00:07:55,417 --> 00:07:57,452 - What? - She could be our summer girl. 183 00:07:57,453 --> 00:07:58,654 What's a summer girl? 184 00:07:58,655 --> 00:08:00,055 Oh, it's like, um... 185 00:08:00,056 --> 00:08:02,190 It's like a cooler-than-average babysitter. 186 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:04,626 Like, you just take 'em to the movies and stuff. 187 00:08:04,627 --> 00:08:07,462 We had one when we were your age. 188 00:08:07,463 --> 00:08:10,365 Rita. 189 00:08:10,366 --> 00:08:11,366 Do you like kids? 190 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:12,901 Um, I do 191 00:08:12,902 --> 00:08:15,036 when I don't feel like they're judging me. 192 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:17,873 [Laughs] This could be really good. 193 00:08:17,874 --> 00:08:19,575 We wouldn't have to send the kids to camp. 194 00:08:19,576 --> 00:08:20,776 Did you already register at Tumbleweed? 195 00:08:20,777 --> 00:08:22,878 Um, well, I wrote the check. 196 00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:25,781 - I don't know if I mailed it yet. - Oh, my God. 197 00:08:25,782 --> 00:08:28,283 This is gonna be perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect. 198 00:08:28,284 --> 00:08:30,051 Perfect, perfect. Perfect. 199 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:32,921 There's an extra playground over here 200 00:08:32,922 --> 00:08:36,658 and, uh, also a little fence that leads to a bunch 201 00:08:36,659 --> 00:08:39,227 - of wilderness up there. - Amazing. 202 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:41,396 - Amazing. - I mean, it's incredible. 203 00:08:41,397 --> 00:08:43,865 Hi, kids. What's up? 204 00:08:43,866 --> 00:08:46,501 - Hi, Uncle Joshy. - Hi, Uncle Joshy. 205 00:08:46,502 --> 00:08:48,336 - Hi. - Hi. 206 00:08:48,337 --> 00:08:52,974 - Uh, who are you? - I'm the summer girl. 207 00:08:52,975 --> 00:08:54,375 Summer girl? 208 00:08:54,376 --> 00:08:56,411 Mm-hmm. I'm here for, like, a minute. 209 00:08:56,412 --> 00:08:58,513 A week, summer, whatever. 210 00:08:58,514 --> 00:09:00,882 You're staying here? Like, sleeping here? 211 00:09:00,883 --> 00:09:03,384 Yes. I'm Tammy's ex-stepdaughter. 212 00:09:03,385 --> 00:09:04,820 Oh. 213 00:09:04,821 --> 00:09:07,122 - Who are you? - [Both laugh] 214 00:09:07,123 --> 00:09:09,658 I'm Josh. This is my house. I lived here. 215 00:09:09,659 --> 00:09:11,627 I grew up here, at least. This is Kristin. 216 00:09:11,628 --> 00:09:14,630 - She's from Sotheby's. - Hi, Kristin from Sotheby's. 217 00:09:14,631 --> 00:09:16,497 - So if you're Sarah's brother... - Yeah. 218 00:09:16,498 --> 00:09:18,433 That means you could be my Uncle one day. 219 00:09:18,434 --> 00:09:20,368 Wouldn't that be fun? 220 00:09:20,369 --> 00:09:23,104 Um, I have to think about that. 221 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,740 Hey, Uncle. 222 00:09:24,741 --> 00:09:27,042 You want to, uh, show me the interior? 223 00:09:27,043 --> 00:09:27,909 Sure, okay. 224 00:09:27,910 --> 00:09:31,813 I'll catch up with you later. 225 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:40,455 - Namaste. - All: Hey, girl, hey. 226 00:09:40,456 --> 00:09:43,925 Oh, I can't hear you. Namaste. 227 00:09:43,926 --> 00:09:46,995 - All: Hey, girl, hey! - Okay. 228 00:09:46,996 --> 00:09:51,667 Everyone take a plank position. Good, plank position. 229 00:09:51,668 --> 00:09:56,337 That's right. Gonna have some fun now. 230 00:09:56,338 --> 00:10:00,208 Uh-oh. Okay, no injuries today. 231 00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:03,311 I'm sorry, I took some medication this morning, 232 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:04,646 and I'm feeling kind of floaty. 233 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:07,548 Okay, no problem. Put your head down. 234 00:10:07,549 --> 00:10:09,250 We're gonna hang out in child's pose for now. 235 00:10:09,251 --> 00:10:11,286 Head down, bottom up. 236 00:10:11,287 --> 00:10:12,520 Good girl. 237 00:10:12,521 --> 00:10:14,022 Just continue to practice at home 238 00:10:14,023 --> 00:10:16,024 and build on that core strength. 239 00:10:16,025 --> 00:10:17,358 That's key. 240 00:10:17,359 --> 00:10:18,994 Since I've been on that Premarin, 241 00:10:18,995 --> 00:10:22,563 I've had a totally different... reaction in my body. 242 00:10:22,564 --> 00:10:23,999 It's magical stuff. 243 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,534 She took her first pill about two hours ago. 244 00:10:26,535 --> 00:10:29,370 You're having a placebo effect, Maura. 245 00:10:29,371 --> 00:10:32,373 - What's this? - Take one. 246 00:10:32,374 --> 00:10:34,943 Trans Got Talent coming up again. 247 00:10:34,944 --> 00:10:37,278 Yes, well, you know, we made so much money last year 248 00:10:37,279 --> 00:10:40,048 that we were able to buy a brand-new Mr. Coffee. 249 00:10:40,049 --> 00:10:42,150 What is Trans Got Talent? That sounds beautiful. 250 00:10:42,151 --> 00:10:45,020 Well, girl, if you got talent, now's the time to let it shine. 251 00:10:45,021 --> 00:10:46,822 Talent defined broadly, of course... 252 00:10:46,823 --> 00:10:49,758 I might have some talent. 253 00:10:49,759 --> 00:10:52,794 - [Laughs] - You never know. 254 00:10:54,462 --> 00:10:57,032 Marvelous. Absolutely stunning. 255 00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:59,901 Yeah, needs a little updating, but pretty great. 256 00:10:59,902 --> 00:11:02,370 What? Updating? What are you talking about? 257 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,139 This is a Buff and Hensman. 258 00:11:04,140 --> 00:11:06,007 Okay, Josh, you know what? Why don't you... 259 00:11:06,008 --> 00:11:07,776 Why don't you educate me, 'cause clearly... 260 00:11:07,777 --> 00:11:09,477 She's a designer, okay? 261 00:11:09,478 --> 00:11:12,347 She's executed million-dollar properties 262 00:11:12,348 --> 00:11:14,282 in Orlando and Vegas, Josh. 263 00:11:14,283 --> 00:11:15,751 Yeah, whoop-de-fucking-do. 264 00:11:15,752 --> 00:11:17,819 Too bad preservationists are jizzing themselves... 265 00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:20,221 Excuse me, Kristin... for a house exactly in this condition. 266 00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,622 Yeah, from a value standpoint, I tend to agree. 267 00:11:21,623 --> 00:11:23,224 - Thank you. - Really? 268 00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:24,893 - Yeah, I'm from Sotheby's. - Oh, you know what? 269 00:11:24,894 --> 00:11:27,595 Why don't you take... I'm sorry, Kristin? 270 00:11:27,596 --> 00:11:29,330 Into the kitchen, honey, and show her 271 00:11:29,331 --> 00:11:30,832 - some of your ideas? - Sure, come on. Let's go. 272 00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:32,768 Hey, Tam, um, promise me you're not 273 00:11:32,769 --> 00:11:35,837 gonna touch the house without talking to me first. 274 00:11:35,838 --> 00:11:37,405 Sure, bro. Promise. 275 00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:40,375 Shake on it? 276 00:11:40,376 --> 00:11:41,910 [Whispers] Not your bro. 277 00:11:41,911 --> 00:11:44,780 Don't call me Tam. 278 00:11:48,850 --> 00:11:50,786 Hey, you're gonna let her come in here 279 00:11:50,787 --> 00:11:51,787 and fucking wreck the place? 280 00:11:51,788 --> 00:11:52,888 She's got great ideas. 281 00:11:52,889 --> 00:11:54,055 What, you're just gonna bring 282 00:11:54,056 --> 00:11:55,690 your little real estate agent in here 283 00:11:55,691 --> 00:11:56,792 and try to sell the place right out from under us? 284 00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:58,193 We're staying here this summer. 285 00:11:58,194 --> 00:11:59,861 Hey, she just happens to be a real estate agent. 286 00:11:59,862 --> 00:12:01,696 We're in a relationship. 287 00:12:01,697 --> 00:12:03,631 Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. 288 00:12:03,632 --> 00:12:04,900 - [Phone chimes] - You actually found, like, 289 00:12:04,901 --> 00:12:06,301 the biggest-titted real estate agent 290 00:12:06,302 --> 00:12:08,269 in all of Los Angeles... that was very convenient. 291 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:12,207 - Uh, by the way, they're real. - [Phone chimes] 292 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:13,842 You been getting these texts from Ali? 293 00:12:13,843 --> 00:12:15,811 Yeah, I've been ignoring them all day. 294 00:12:15,812 --> 00:12:19,280 Wait. Ed's gone? 295 00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:22,017 Yeah. 296 00:12:22,078 --> 00:12:25,013 I mean, he lived a long life, right? 297 00:12:25,014 --> 00:12:28,483 Read the rest, asswipe. 298 00:12:28,484 --> 00:12:30,518 - He's missing. - Oh. 299 00:12:30,519 --> 00:12:32,787 She just, like, wants to see if we can help find him. 300 00:12:32,788 --> 00:12:34,389 Oh, oh, okay. All right. 301 00:12:34,390 --> 00:12:36,757 - That's fucked. - So do you have plans? 302 00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:38,726 Yeah, I have plans. I'm a grown man. 303 00:12:38,727 --> 00:12:40,228 [Laughs] 304 00:12:40,229 --> 00:12:42,898 - Come on, let's go. - I am not going to... 305 00:12:42,899 --> 00:12:45,766 I am not going to the marina triangle by myself, okay? 306 00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:48,403 You're coming with me. 307 00:12:48,404 --> 00:12:51,139 Okay, exactly what time did she lose him? 308 00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:52,407 I don't know. She won't tell me. 309 00:12:52,408 --> 00:12:55,010 I'm getting all my info from the guards. 310 00:12:55,011 --> 00:12:57,312 This reminds me of when our cat ran away. 311 00:12:57,313 --> 00:12:58,546 - Pepper? - Yeah. 312 00:12:58,547 --> 00:12:59,714 Oh, fuck. That was horrible. 313 00:12:59,715 --> 00:13:01,049 And then we realized 314 00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:03,384 she just went to go live with the Weissburgs. 315 00:13:03,385 --> 00:13:05,987 [Laughs] Maybe Ed's just living with somebody else now. 316 00:13:05,988 --> 00:13:08,289 Mom would love that. 317 00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:10,258 You know what, I wanted to go live with the Weissburgs then, 318 00:13:10,259 --> 00:13:12,293 and I still want to go live with the Weissburgs. 319 00:13:12,294 --> 00:13:14,562 - Jesus. - You all right up there? 320 00:13:14,563 --> 00:13:15,964 No, I'm not all right, okay? 321 00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:17,432 Ed's missing, he can't talk, 322 00:13:17,433 --> 00:13:18,699 he doesn't know where he is, 323 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,701 and nobody seems to give a shit. 324 00:13:20,702 --> 00:13:22,938 Go look up there. 325 00:13:22,939 --> 00:13:25,206 Is she okay? What the fuck is going on? 326 00:13:25,207 --> 00:13:28,076 - Jesus. - Just Ali being Ali. 327 00:13:33,681 --> 00:13:36,251 It is messed up that we grew up in California 328 00:13:36,252 --> 00:13:38,819 and they never once took us out on a boat. 329 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:41,389 It's 'cause they were terrified of everything. 330 00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:43,791 Yeah, are Jews, like, more anxious than the average person, 331 00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:45,994 or do I just notice it 'cause I know more Jews? 332 00:13:45,995 --> 00:13:49,297 What the fuck are you two doing up there? 333 00:13:49,298 --> 00:13:51,399 We're just... we're making sure 334 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,769 that Ed's not hiding in one of these boats. 335 00:13:54,770 --> 00:13:56,972 Nope. Not... not this one. 336 00:13:56,973 --> 00:14:00,541 Hey, is that the Warehouse? 337 00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:02,210 Yeah. 338 00:14:02,211 --> 00:14:04,612 - Bloody marys? - [Laughs] 339 00:14:04,613 --> 00:14:06,414 I love you. Als? 340 00:14:06,415 --> 00:14:07,615 - What? - Als? 341 00:14:07,616 --> 00:14:09,150 Wanna get some bloody's? 342 00:14:09,151 --> 00:14:10,818 You two are sociopaths. 343 00:14:10,819 --> 00:14:14,489 - You realize that, right? - Come on. 344 00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:20,028 - Hi. Raquel Fein. - Look at you... a lady rabbi. 345 00:14:20,029 --> 00:14:21,529 Come in! Oh, thank you. 346 00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:23,999 Oh, you're far too attractive for a lady rabbi. 347 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,600 Oh, thank you. 348 00:14:25,601 --> 00:14:28,336 So I heard about Ed's health. I wanted to pay a visit. 349 00:14:28,337 --> 00:14:29,337 How is he? 350 00:14:29,338 --> 00:14:32,840 Oh, let me get you a vitamin water. 351 00:14:32,841 --> 00:14:34,775 They were on sale at the supermarket. 352 00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:36,211 - No, thank you. - Are you sure? 353 00:14:36,212 --> 00:14:38,779 It's supposed to be some kind of healthy soda. 354 00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:41,616 - You don't mind if I do, do you? - Please. 355 00:14:41,617 --> 00:14:44,152 Who am I to stand between a congregant and her vitamins? 356 00:14:44,153 --> 00:14:48,056 No matter what the flavor. 357 00:14:48,057 --> 00:14:52,027 Oh. Mmm, mmm, mmm. 358 00:14:52,028 --> 00:14:54,162 - Oh, worth it? - Oh, delish. 359 00:14:54,163 --> 00:14:56,064 Oh, good. So... 360 00:14:56,065 --> 00:14:57,665 - Raquel... - Yes? 361 00:14:57,666 --> 00:14:59,267 Are you married? 362 00:14:59,268 --> 00:15:01,936 I am married to my job at the moment. 363 00:15:01,937 --> 00:15:04,272 Probably better off, 364 00:15:04,273 --> 00:15:09,044 although my Joshy is not married. 365 00:15:09,045 --> 00:15:10,778 Maybe you two could meet. He's gorgeous. 366 00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:13,414 Absolutely gorgeous. How old are you? 367 00:15:13,415 --> 00:15:17,118 So... do you think that Ed would like a little visit? 368 00:15:17,119 --> 00:15:20,055 Maybe I could read to him. 369 00:15:20,056 --> 00:15:21,289 Are those Jewish books? 370 00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:24,792 Yes, hot off the presses 2,500 years ago. 371 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,961 No, he wouldn't like those. 372 00:15:26,962 --> 00:15:28,663 He likes Dean Koontz. 373 00:15:28,664 --> 00:15:31,399 You got any Dean Koontz? 374 00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:35,636 - Is this okay? - Yeah, it's great. Thank you. 375 00:15:35,637 --> 00:15:37,305 Can we get two bloody marys right away? 376 00:15:37,306 --> 00:15:40,375 - Sure. - Where the fuck is she? 377 00:15:46,281 --> 00:15:48,949 Ooh, I'm gonna order a baked potato. 378 00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:50,918 You guys, this is literally the saddest place 379 00:15:50,919 --> 00:15:52,620 I've ever been. 380 00:15:52,621 --> 00:15:55,290 Can you... could you just sit down and order some food? 381 00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:57,092 No, I don't wanna just sit down. 382 00:15:57,093 --> 00:15:58,426 What are you guys doing? 383 00:15:58,427 --> 00:16:00,228 Ali, we're just gonna get some sustenance, 384 00:16:00,229 --> 00:16:03,531 and then we'll go back out and keep looking for him. 385 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,534 God. 386 00:16:06,535 --> 00:16:10,004 That tank full of lobsters just waiting to die... 387 00:16:10,005 --> 00:16:11,439 This is the last place 388 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,208 they're ever gonna see, this place? 389 00:16:13,209 --> 00:16:15,310 Look at this place. Somebody decorated this. 390 00:16:15,311 --> 00:16:16,811 This is literally somebody's best attempt. 391 00:16:16,812 --> 00:16:18,113 This is what they're spending 392 00:16:18,114 --> 00:16:19,447 their blood, sweat, and tears on. 393 00:16:19,448 --> 00:16:20,781 It's adorable. 394 00:16:20,782 --> 00:16:22,550 And that lady over there with her chicken piccata. 395 00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:24,452 She's saving half of her dinner for later, 396 00:16:24,453 --> 00:16:26,321 so she can bring it home and eat it 397 00:16:26,322 --> 00:16:27,788 with the bread and the little pats of butter. 398 00:16:27,789 --> 00:16:29,124 What's wrong with that? 399 00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:30,525 In front of her fucking dateline... 400 00:16:30,526 --> 00:16:32,127 - What is the problem? - With a folding table 401 00:16:32,128 --> 00:16:33,428 - and her fuzzy slippers. - Okay, okay, all right. 402 00:16:33,429 --> 00:16:35,163 - Okay. - No, it's not all right. 403 00:16:35,164 --> 00:16:37,965 And the disgusting koi pond out there 404 00:16:37,966 --> 00:16:39,667 with the little bloated fish... 405 00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:41,369 It's so sad. 406 00:16:41,370 --> 00:16:44,405 - And your dead baby... - What? 407 00:16:44,406 --> 00:16:47,842 - I'm sorry. - What? What? What dead baby? 408 00:16:47,843 --> 00:16:49,210 My ex-girlfriend had an abortion. 409 00:16:49,211 --> 00:16:50,745 Why doesn't anyone tell me anything? 410 00:16:50,746 --> 00:16:53,614 No, I was gonna tell you. I haven't seen you. 411 00:16:53,615 --> 00:16:55,150 You know that mom and dad had all of us 412 00:16:55,151 --> 00:16:56,417 before they were my age? 413 00:16:56,418 --> 00:16:58,553 Can you imagine? 414 00:16:58,554 --> 00:16:59,954 Before they were my age. 415 00:16:59,955 --> 00:17:02,157 God, they must have been terrified. 416 00:17:02,158 --> 00:17:03,991 She didn't know what to do with us. 417 00:17:03,992 --> 00:17:05,260 And doctors in those days were telling women 418 00:17:05,261 --> 00:17:06,661 - not to breast-feed. - Shh. 419 00:17:06,662 --> 00:17:09,364 We were all just miserable and crying and sick 420 00:17:09,365 --> 00:17:11,566 'cause we were just eating that gross formula. 421 00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:12,767 She had the tits. 422 00:17:12,768 --> 00:17:14,602 They were just sitting there, big and leaky, 423 00:17:14,603 --> 00:17:16,304 but she didn't know what to do with them 424 00:17:16,305 --> 00:17:17,372 'cause she was told it was wrong to use them, 425 00:17:17,373 --> 00:17:19,006 and who's she gonna talk to? 426 00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:21,542 All right. Well, I'm not hungry anymore. 427 00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:24,945 Not dad. Jesus Christ, not dad. 428 00:17:24,946 --> 00:17:26,381 Oh, my God. 429 00:17:26,382 --> 00:17:29,350 - I'm worried about you. - I have to tell him. 430 00:17:29,351 --> 00:17:32,187 - No, Ali! - Yes. It's crazy. 431 00:17:32,188 --> 00:17:34,355 - Tell me what? - It's not ours to tell. 432 00:17:34,356 --> 00:17:36,624 - Tell me what? - [Scoffs] 433 00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,459 You're scaring the shit out of me right now. 434 00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:41,596 - I love you very much. - What? 435 00:17:41,597 --> 00:17:45,065 Dad is a woman, thinks he's a woman, 436 00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:47,902 wants to be a woman, 437 00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:50,205 something like that. 438 00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:53,641 He's trans. 439 00:17:53,642 --> 00:17:57,044 - [Laughs] - It's not funny, Josh. 440 00:17:57,045 --> 00:17:58,646 Wait, you guys are serious. 441 00:17:58,647 --> 00:18:00,915 Yeah, we're serious. 442 00:18:00,916 --> 00:18:02,650 How are we doing over here? Can I get you something else? 443 00:18:02,651 --> 00:18:03,951 Yeah. 444 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:04,985 Yeah, can I get another bloody mary? 445 00:18:04,986 --> 00:18:06,921 - Me too. - Me three. 446 00:18:06,922 --> 00:18:09,224 Three? Okay. 447 00:18:11,559 --> 00:18:12,660 - You left them? - I left them. 448 00:18:12,661 --> 00:18:13,894 How do you misplace... 449 00:18:13,895 --> 00:18:14,929 You left your balls in Thailand? 450 00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:15,930 I misplaced them in Bangkok. 451 00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:16,931 Isn't that a song? 452 00:18:16,932 --> 00:18:18,032 I left my balls 453 00:18:18,033 --> 00:18:19,467 Listen, speaking of which, 454 00:18:19,468 --> 00:18:21,068 I am sick and tired of singing Happy Talk. 455 00:18:21,069 --> 00:18:22,703 Can I tell you that? 456 00:18:22,704 --> 00:18:24,239 - From South Pacific? - It is from South Pacific. 457 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,240 - I know South Pacific. - Do you? 458 00:18:25,241 --> 00:18:27,041 I saw... I saw Ezio Pinza. 459 00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:28,909 I don't know what that means, but here's what I'm gonna say. 460 00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:31,546 I have way too many needy queers to wrangle that night. 461 00:18:31,547 --> 00:18:33,581 Would I be considered a needy queer 462 00:18:33,582 --> 00:18:35,683 - if I asked to be in it? - Yes. 463 00:18:35,684 --> 00:18:37,051 - With you? - Yes. 464 00:18:37,052 --> 00:18:38,886 We'll sing a duet. We'll kill. 465 00:18:38,887 --> 00:18:40,288 - No. - We will... 466 00:18:40,289 --> 00:18:41,289 - Uh-uh. - Come on. 467 00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:42,423 - Uh-uh. - Please? 468 00:18:42,424 --> 00:18:43,458 - Do a duet with her. - No. 469 00:18:43,459 --> 00:18:44,659 - Come on. - All right. 470 00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:46,261 I'll think about it... no. 471 00:18:46,262 --> 00:18:47,462 Hey, girl. 472 00:18:47,463 --> 00:18:49,464 I think that guy in the suit 473 00:18:49,465 --> 00:18:51,899 is really checking you out. 474 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:54,669 No, girl, that's not my type. He's too square. 475 00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:56,271 You get that all the time, don't you, 476 00:18:56,272 --> 00:18:58,072 - 'cause you're so pretty? - Oh, thanks. 477 00:18:58,073 --> 00:19:00,275 Well, I'm glad someone's looking 478 00:19:00,276 --> 00:19:02,042 after all the work I put in to look like this. 479 00:19:02,043 --> 00:19:03,511 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 480 00:19:03,512 --> 00:19:05,280 Did you do hormones? Is that all right to ask? 481 00:19:05,281 --> 00:19:08,816 Yeah, you know. They're the first step, really. 482 00:19:08,817 --> 00:19:10,618 You learn to put up with the mood swings 483 00:19:10,619 --> 00:19:13,053 and whatnot to keep the skin looking right. 484 00:19:13,054 --> 00:19:14,154 - Yeah. - Right? 485 00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:15,523 Mm-hmm. Like butter. 486 00:19:15,524 --> 00:19:17,525 - Your skin's like butter. - Shea butter. 487 00:19:17,526 --> 00:19:20,328 - Oh, nice. - [Laughs] Shea butter. 488 00:19:20,329 --> 00:19:23,298 The only thing I hated about taking the hormones 489 00:19:23,299 --> 00:19:25,366 was the weight gain, the weight gain, 490 00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:26,701 and the weight gain. 491 00:19:26,702 --> 00:19:29,737 Oh, my God, like a tick I blew up. 492 00:19:29,738 --> 00:19:32,307 Girl, that guy is still staring at you. 493 00:19:32,308 --> 00:19:34,375 Shea, the guy at the bar. He's still staring at you. 494 00:19:34,376 --> 00:19:36,811 Oh, God, don't. Please don't egg him on. 495 00:19:36,812 --> 00:19:38,946 - Stop, girl, looking at him. - Okay, I'm sorry. 496 00:19:38,947 --> 00:19:40,315 Oh, shit. 497 00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:43,318 - What's wrong? - I know him. 498 00:19:47,722 --> 00:19:50,057 - Bonjour, mademoiselles. - Bonjour. 499 00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:54,094 You have got fabulous eyes. They're like Liz Taylor's. 500 00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:56,196 Oh. Okay, thanks. 501 00:19:56,197 --> 00:19:58,666 - What's your name? - Davina. 502 00:19:58,667 --> 00:19:59,500 Oh, you meant her. 503 00:19:59,501 --> 00:20:01,602 [Chuckles] Hello. 504 00:20:01,603 --> 00:20:03,404 Hello. 505 00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:05,005 - And you are? - Shea. 506 00:20:05,006 --> 00:20:08,709 - Hey, Shea. - Nice to meet you. 507 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,912 Hey, Gar. 508 00:20:13,514 --> 00:20:17,685 Jesus Christ. Morty? 509 00:20:17,686 --> 00:20:22,289 Been a little while since the squash courts, huh? 510 00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:24,492 I guess so. 511 00:20:24,493 --> 00:20:28,663 Uh, wh... what's all of this? 512 00:20:28,664 --> 00:20:31,231 Oh, uh, well, this is, uh... 513 00:20:31,232 --> 00:20:32,467 some people call this a necklace. 514 00:20:32,468 --> 00:20:36,737 - [Laughs] - Um, this is a... 515 00:20:36,738 --> 00:20:39,540 I guess you would call it a wrap. 516 00:20:41,476 --> 00:20:44,545 - These are rings. - That's fingernail polish, huh? 517 00:20:44,546 --> 00:20:46,647 - How's Helen? - Helen? 518 00:20:46,648 --> 00:20:49,149 - Helen. - She got the lap band. 519 00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:50,951 She's great. She's much happier. 520 00:20:50,952 --> 00:20:53,521 Good. 521 00:20:53,522 --> 00:20:54,922 Jesus Christ. Help me out here, Morty. 522 00:20:54,923 --> 00:20:58,459 [Laughing] I'm dying here. 523 00:20:58,460 --> 00:21:01,762 - I'm sorry. - All right, Gary. 524 00:21:01,763 --> 00:21:04,031 I need a minute to wrap my head around this, uh... 525 00:21:04,032 --> 00:21:06,734 Well, take your time. 526 00:21:06,735 --> 00:21:10,705 Our families went to Montecito together. 527 00:21:12,006 --> 00:21:14,809 Yeah. Yeah, we did. 528 00:21:14,810 --> 00:21:17,778 Montecito. Those were good times. 529 00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,179 They were. 530 00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:22,483 Hmm. Hmm. 531 00:21:26,421 --> 00:21:28,589 No hard feelings. 532 00:21:28,590 --> 00:21:31,325 None. 533 00:21:31,326 --> 00:21:34,729 Um... 534 00:21:34,730 --> 00:21:36,464 Yeah, well... 535 00:21:36,465 --> 00:21:39,066 - Bye, Gar. - Bye. 536 00:21:52,146 --> 00:21:55,182 Oh, my God, Josh, how many bloody marys did you have? 537 00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:57,351 So wait, does this mean he's gay? 538 00:21:57,352 --> 00:21:59,887 No. He still likes women. 539 00:21:59,888 --> 00:22:03,858 Well, technically, that does make him a lesbian. 540 00:22:03,859 --> 00:22:05,325 - [Laughs] - Fuck. 541 00:22:05,326 --> 00:22:06,661 Let me tell you something, Raquel. 542 00:22:06,662 --> 00:22:07,795 You're actually... you're not... 543 00:22:07,796 --> 00:22:09,597 You're not getting any younger. 544 00:22:09,598 --> 00:22:12,933 And then you're gonna be an old rabbi with no children. 545 00:22:12,934 --> 00:22:15,703 I'm telling you, and then you're gonna have arthritis like me. 546 00:22:15,704 --> 00:22:17,505 - Hey, mom. - Oh, my God, look! 547 00:22:17,506 --> 00:22:19,607 Look, they're all here. 548 00:22:19,608 --> 00:22:21,876 - All three of you. - So, mom, is he back? 549 00:22:21,877 --> 00:22:23,478 - No. - We went to the Warehouse. 550 00:22:23,479 --> 00:22:25,045 [Gasps] You went to the Warehouse. 551 00:22:25,046 --> 00:22:26,847 You didn't tell me you were going to the Warehouse. 552 00:22:26,848 --> 00:22:28,483 You got me something. What did you get me? 553 00:22:28,484 --> 00:22:32,019 - I'm not saying. - Oh, my kids love me. 554 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:34,121 My daughter loves me. 555 00:22:34,122 --> 00:22:35,723 Oh, God. Kiss me. 556 00:22:35,724 --> 00:22:37,324 Yes, I am the only one who remembered. 557 00:22:37,325 --> 00:22:38,693 - Hey. - Hi. 558 00:22:38,694 --> 00:22:42,262 Do these people got a way with a wedge. 559 00:22:42,263 --> 00:22:43,698 Mom, Josh needs to lie down. 560 00:22:43,699 --> 00:22:45,365 He's had way too much to drink. 561 00:22:45,366 --> 00:22:47,067 Oh, please. I can handle four bloody's. 562 00:22:47,068 --> 00:22:49,303 So, mom, how was that doctor's appointment? 563 00:22:49,304 --> 00:22:53,808 - Huh? - Joshy, this is the Rabbi. 564 00:22:53,809 --> 00:22:57,812 Rabbi Raquel, this is Josh I was telling you about. 565 00:22:57,813 --> 00:23:00,915 - He's single and gorgeous. - Yep, did you hear that? 566 00:23:00,916 --> 00:23:03,751 - I did, many, many times. - Isn't he gorgeous? 567 00:23:03,752 --> 00:23:06,554 - The whole package. - Is she... is she on board? 568 00:23:06,555 --> 00:23:08,523 Are we doing this? Hey, wait. 569 00:23:08,524 --> 00:23:10,190 Does mom know about dad? 570 00:23:10,191 --> 00:23:12,760 You know what, why don't we let the Rabbi go, okay? 571 00:23:12,761 --> 00:23:14,394 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 572 00:23:14,395 --> 00:23:17,264 She's gotta stay because we need you, like, bad 573 00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:20,635 because something happened at lunch that came out, mom, 574 00:23:20,636 --> 00:23:21,969 that I don't know if you know about it. 575 00:23:21,970 --> 00:23:23,303 Know what? 576 00:23:23,384 --> 00:23:24,985 You guys, Ed has been missing all day. 577 00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:26,420 I'm so sorry. Ed is missing? 578 00:23:26,421 --> 00:23:27,888 - Yes. - We need to call somebody. 579 00:23:27,889 --> 00:23:29,824 - About dad... - I think if Ed is missing, 580 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:32,627 then someone should probably call the police. 581 00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:34,028 Thank you, yes. I'm gonna call the police. 582 00:23:34,029 --> 00:23:35,630 Wait, on who? 583 00:23:35,631 --> 00:23:37,264 We're not calling the police on anybody, Sarah. 584 00:23:37,265 --> 00:23:39,700 Ed is missing. We're calling to see if they found him. 585 00:23:39,701 --> 00:23:41,669 - Oh, all right. - Where the fuck is the phone? 586 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,437 All I'm trying to say is dad is a fucking transvestite. 587 00:23:43,438 --> 00:23:45,505 That is not the word, okay? 588 00:23:45,506 --> 00:23:47,842 - He's trans. - [Laughs] Oh, that. 589 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,778 Of course I know that. You think I'm a dummy? 590 00:23:50,779 --> 00:23:52,146 - Oh, my God. - You know? 591 00:23:52,147 --> 00:23:54,381 - Where the fuck is the phone? - You knew? 592 00:23:54,382 --> 00:23:57,685 It's his... thing. It's his little private kink. 593 00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,153 Everyone has one. 594 00:23:59,154 --> 00:24:00,655 That's something you can confirm, right, Rabbi? 595 00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:01,889 Everyone has one. 596 00:24:01,890 --> 00:24:03,958 I suppose everybody has one or two. 597 00:24:03,959 --> 00:24:05,726 - Thank you! - No, no, no, no, no. 598 00:24:05,727 --> 00:24:07,662 No, no, no, he's doing it all the time. 599 00:24:07,663 --> 00:24:09,196 He's doing it in public. 600 00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:11,065 Hi, yes, I'd like to report a missing person. 601 00:24:11,066 --> 00:24:14,234 So he's out there dressing up outside, like a woman? 602 00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:15,569 - Yes. - Oh. 603 00:24:15,570 --> 00:24:16,871 Mom, how old is Ed? 604 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:19,006 71. Oh, wait, that's not true. 605 00:24:19,007 --> 00:24:20,374 He's 70... 74. 606 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,943 They went to the Beverly Center with him like that, mom. 607 00:24:22,944 --> 00:24:25,680 Ew, no one goes to the Beverly Center. 608 00:24:25,681 --> 00:24:26,914 Does he have any distinguishing marks? 609 00:24:26,915 --> 00:24:28,683 Any what... distinguishing marks? 610 00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:30,517 That's a stupid question. 611 00:24:30,518 --> 00:24:31,819 Everyone has distinguishing marks. 612 00:24:31,820 --> 00:24:33,420 Is that true, Rabbi? 613 00:24:33,421 --> 00:24:35,455 I suppose everybody has one or two, 614 00:24:35,456 --> 00:24:36,824 like, you know, freckles or birthmarks. 615 00:24:36,825 --> 00:24:38,492 What are Ed's distinguishing marks, mom? 616 00:24:38,493 --> 00:24:40,027 Oh, my God. 617 00:24:40,028 --> 00:24:42,730 It's so obvious now why dad wasn't around. 618 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,264 It's because he was playing Little Bo Peep. 619 00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:46,867 But what about you, mom? What's your excuse? 620 00:24:46,868 --> 00:24:48,769 You got a little secret that you were doing 621 00:24:48,770 --> 00:24:51,105 while you were paying Rita to distract me with her tits? 622 00:24:51,106 --> 00:24:53,708 Why are you humiliating me like this? 623 00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:55,009 Just shut the fuck up. 624 00:24:55,010 --> 00:24:56,476 I'm gonna give you space and privacy. 625 00:24:56,477 --> 00:24:58,078 - Please stay. - I'll be back. 626 00:24:58,079 --> 00:24:59,814 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 627 00:24:59,815 --> 00:25:01,782 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, please, please. 628 00:25:01,783 --> 00:25:06,353 I'm sorry. Will you please help us? 629 00:25:06,354 --> 00:25:10,257 - Please. - Well, I can... 630 00:25:12,993 --> 00:25:13,961 I'll try. 631 00:25:13,962 --> 00:25:17,732 Thank you. 632 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:19,967 [Door closes] 633 00:25:29,443 --> 00:25:32,446 He's back. 634 00:25:34,095 --> 00:25:39,641 Sync and corrections by: kDragon www.Addic7ed.com 635 00:25:39,691 --> 00:25:44,241 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45996

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