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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:06,018 --> 00:01:08,553 Pervert. - What? 2 00:01:08,554 --> 00:01:12,090 Just doing a little riverdance on your boobs. 3 00:01:12,091 --> 00:01:15,493 More like the ice capades. 4 00:01:19,598 --> 00:01:21,299 No, no, no, no. I stink. 5 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:24,469 Um, yes. I want... I want that. 6 00:01:24,470 --> 00:01:27,305 No, you stink. 7 00:01:29,775 --> 00:01:31,309 Blegh! 8 00:01:35,581 --> 00:01:38,149 One, two, three, four, five. 9 00:01:39,785 --> 00:01:42,520 One, two, three, four, five. 10 00:01:42,521 --> 00:01:44,555 Sylvia! - Yes? 11 00:01:44,556 --> 00:01:46,324 I made a roast. 12 00:01:46,325 --> 00:01:47,825 Can you just put it in the refrigerator? 13 00:01:47,826 --> 00:01:50,495 And at 350 at 4:00? - Yes, si. 14 00:01:50,496 --> 00:01:53,865 Gotta go. Gotta work. Come on. Put that away. 15 00:01:53,866 --> 00:01:56,101 Hey, hey, hey. Let's go, let's go. 16 00:01:56,102 --> 00:01:58,970 Let's go, let's go. 17 00:01:58,971 --> 00:02:01,672 Hello... Len? Is that your dad? 18 00:02:01,673 --> 00:02:03,174 Did your dad just go to work without saying good-bye? 19 00:02:03,175 --> 00:02:06,444 I think your dad just went to work. 20 00:02:06,445 --> 00:02:07,880 Where are my keys? 21 00:02:15,821 --> 00:02:17,255 Okay, so i have an idea. 22 00:02:17,256 --> 00:02:19,925 A big, big, really juicy one. - Mm-hmm. 23 00:02:19,926 --> 00:02:21,927 Remember that kids' book are you my mother? 24 00:02:21,928 --> 00:02:23,761 Oh, yes, i love that baby bird. 25 00:02:23,762 --> 00:02:25,630 Okay, i wanna do a parody of that... 26 00:02:25,631 --> 00:02:26,631 Okay. 27 00:02:26,632 --> 00:02:29,267 A sort of urban outfitters 28 00:02:29,268 --> 00:02:31,536 Checkout line kinda book. 29 00:02:31,537 --> 00:02:35,974 It would be called are you my soulmate? 30 00:02:35,975 --> 00:02:40,745 Hmm. - And, um... 31 00:02:40,746 --> 00:02:44,649 Hi. 32 00:02:44,650 --> 00:02:48,619 Um, and it would be 33 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:52,991 A sort of cautionary tale 34 00:02:52,992 --> 00:02:56,294 About sort of sluttin' around, and, you know. 35 00:02:56,295 --> 00:02:57,595 Yeah. 36 00:02:57,596 --> 00:02:59,497 Whoa. 37 00:02:59,498 --> 00:03:03,334 This is weird. My dad never calls me. 38 00:03:03,335 --> 00:03:04,970 Get your foot off my backpack! 39 00:03:04,971 --> 00:03:06,337 I'm not touching it. - Ella, get in your seat. 40 00:03:06,338 --> 00:03:07,605 Zack, stop it. 41 00:03:09,475 --> 00:03:11,876 Come here. Wait, let me get this. 42 00:03:11,877 --> 00:03:14,112 Yours is turned around. 43 00:03:14,113 --> 00:03:16,147 Hands up, hands up, hands up. 44 00:03:16,148 --> 00:03:18,483 Okay. 45 00:03:18,484 --> 00:03:20,785 Huh, it's grandpa. 46 00:03:20,786 --> 00:03:21,953 Hey, dad. What's up? 47 00:03:21,954 --> 00:03:23,921 I got the kids in the car. 48 00:03:23,922 --> 00:03:25,490 Oh, this is super tweetable. 49 00:03:25,491 --> 00:03:27,125 Girls in the band getting crafty, perfect. 50 00:03:27,126 --> 00:03:28,259 Can you knock it off? 51 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:30,161 Can you lift it up a little bit? 52 00:03:30,162 --> 00:03:31,662 No, mm-mm. - Are you kidding? 53 00:03:31,663 --> 00:03:33,031 No, i'm serious. - Like this? 54 00:03:33,032 --> 00:03:34,599 Like... - No. 55 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:37,735 So that... 'cause i wanna continue with my knitting. 56 00:03:37,736 --> 00:03:39,170 Is this sativa or indica? 57 00:03:39,171 --> 00:03:40,438 Sativa. - Tell barry... 58 00:03:40,439 --> 00:03:42,473 Are you serious? - God, stop talking. 59 00:03:42,474 --> 00:03:44,875 That we need to re-record my vocals on party foul. 60 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:46,844 Sativa gives me anxiety attacks. 61 00:03:46,845 --> 00:03:48,246 I think someone's here. - Hi! 62 00:03:48,247 --> 00:03:50,115 Someone has keys? - Should i hide the weed? 63 00:03:50,116 --> 00:03:51,649 Yeah, that's my sister. she's got keys. 64 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:54,685 And, yes, hide the pot, or she'll smoke it all. 65 00:03:54,686 --> 00:03:57,322 Hey, whoa. Hello. 66 00:03:57,323 --> 00:03:59,957 Hi. - There's two of you. 67 00:03:59,958 --> 00:04:01,759 Hi, i'm ali. 68 00:04:05,564 --> 00:04:08,233 You should probably try. 69 00:04:08,234 --> 00:04:10,701 Um, i'll... I'll see you later. 70 00:04:10,702 --> 00:04:13,104 Hi. - Hi. 71 00:04:13,105 --> 00:04:14,639 Sarah, hey. - Hey. 72 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,975 How are you? - I'm... I'm good, good. You? 73 00:04:17,976 --> 00:04:19,577 Sorry i didn't reach out earlier. 74 00:04:19,578 --> 00:04:20,778 I should've. - No. 75 00:04:20,779 --> 00:04:22,013 When you... No, when i found out 76 00:04:22,014 --> 00:04:23,381 You moved to l. a., i should've. 77 00:04:23,382 --> 00:04:25,283 And then i saw you at orientation, and... 78 00:04:25,284 --> 00:04:27,252 It was just totally nuts, so... - Oh, yeah, but it was... 79 00:04:27,253 --> 00:04:28,686 So crowded. - Yeah. 80 00:04:28,687 --> 00:04:32,023 It's... It's totally cool. 81 00:04:32,024 --> 00:04:33,258 I thought maybe we'd get the girls together 82 00:04:33,259 --> 00:04:34,825 For a playdate or something, 83 00:04:34,826 --> 00:04:38,396 But i haven't seen you at pickup or drop-off or anything. 84 00:04:38,397 --> 00:04:40,998 Yeah, jan's been doing drop-off and pickup. 85 00:04:40,999 --> 00:04:43,334 I've been in bahrain for work. 86 00:04:43,335 --> 00:04:45,436 Bahrain. - Bahrain. 87 00:04:45,437 --> 00:04:47,305 Wow. - Anyway, thank you for... 88 00:04:47,306 --> 00:04:48,906 But then i saw you were on the fund-raising committee. 89 00:04:48,907 --> 00:04:50,241 I thought i should just go on the fund-raising committee. 90 00:04:50,242 --> 00:04:51,642 Oh, god, don't. It's awful. 91 00:04:51,643 --> 00:04:52,610 It's worse than bahrain. 92 00:04:52,611 --> 00:04:54,445 I mean, if you don't raise 5 grand 93 00:04:54,446 --> 00:04:56,581 For tu bishvat, Dana Goodman just implodes, 94 00:04:56,582 --> 00:04:59,817 Ready to blow it up if you don't get that gold. 95 00:04:59,818 --> 00:05:02,887 Thank you for saying hi. 96 00:05:02,888 --> 00:05:06,224 Yeah. - And, uh... 97 00:05:06,225 --> 00:05:08,193 Now we've broken the seal. 98 00:05:08,194 --> 00:05:12,531 Seal's broken. - I'll see you around. 99 00:05:16,702 --> 00:05:18,103 Oh, my god. 100 00:05:18,104 --> 00:05:19,537 Please don't tell me you fucked them both 101 00:05:19,538 --> 00:05:20,338 At the same time. 102 00:05:20,339 --> 00:05:22,240 No, i'm actually not 103 00:05:22,241 --> 00:05:25,376 because one of them's 17, so i'm not fucking her. 104 00:05:25,377 --> 00:05:26,411 The other one is an actual, 105 00:05:26,412 --> 00:05:27,945 Delightful, human person, 106 00:05:27,946 --> 00:05:29,447 So i'm not fucking her either. 107 00:05:29,448 --> 00:05:32,317 I'm actually making very sweet love to her. 108 00:05:32,318 --> 00:05:34,152 You know, just sort of like connective, 109 00:05:34,153 --> 00:05:36,053 Spiritual, creamy, double-churned... 110 00:05:36,054 --> 00:05:37,488 Don't talk to me like that. 111 00:05:37,489 --> 00:05:39,124 Which one are you doing that creepy thing to? 112 00:05:39,125 --> 00:05:40,525 The one on the left with the hair. 113 00:05:40,526 --> 00:05:42,960 Hmm. - Their band's actually good. 114 00:05:42,961 --> 00:05:44,362 You would like them. - Oh, really? 115 00:05:44,363 --> 00:05:46,364 Yeah. - what are they called? 116 00:05:46,365 --> 00:05:48,399 Glitterish. - Glitterish? 117 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,735 Yes. - Sounds like "clitoris." 118 00:05:50,736 --> 00:05:51,936 No, it doesn't. 119 00:05:51,937 --> 00:05:53,338 This is the one where one woman 120 00:05:53,339 --> 00:05:54,672 Stands in the back very seriously 121 00:05:54,673 --> 00:05:55,806 Playing the triangle? 122 00:05:55,807 --> 00:05:57,375 Yeah, that's true... - Yes. 123 00:05:57,376 --> 00:05:59,410 But it's actually really important to the sound. 124 00:05:59,411 --> 00:06:00,845 It is. - Very important to the sound? 125 00:06:00,846 --> 00:06:02,313 Oh, my god. 126 00:06:02,314 --> 00:06:03,914 Dude, what do you have against the triangle? 127 00:06:03,915 --> 00:06:05,283 How do you feed these children 128 00:06:05,284 --> 00:06:06,717 You have over at your house? 129 00:06:06,718 --> 00:06:08,453 There's nothing in here. you should get some... 130 00:06:08,454 --> 00:06:10,255 You know what they like? Juice boxes and string cheese. 131 00:06:10,256 --> 00:06:12,157 Trea... Treats for the kids. 132 00:06:12,158 --> 00:06:14,725 Are you done? - Have you talked to daddy? 133 00:06:14,726 --> 00:06:17,795 Yes. - And? 134 00:06:17,796 --> 00:06:19,063 You think He has cancer? 135 00:06:19,064 --> 00:06:20,998 Kinda. 136 00:06:20,999 --> 00:06:22,367 Well, if he's really sick, 137 00:06:22,368 --> 00:06:25,336 He should start gifting us 12 thou a year now. 138 00:06:25,337 --> 00:06:27,538 Why? - Tax purposes. 139 00:06:27,539 --> 00:06:32,243 You know, it's just... Anyways, don't worry about it. 140 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:44,822 Hi. - Oh, oh, what is this? 141 00:06:44,823 --> 00:06:46,157 Shotgun willy's. - Mm. 142 00:06:46,158 --> 00:06:48,593 Oh, my god, i just got a boner in my tummy. 143 00:06:49,795 --> 00:06:52,230 This one is pretty sure dad has cancer. 144 00:06:52,231 --> 00:06:54,232 What? No. Seriously? - Seriously. 145 00:06:54,233 --> 00:06:56,367 I thought maybe we were here to hear 146 00:06:56,368 --> 00:06:58,536 About his engagement to marcy. 147 00:06:58,537 --> 00:07:01,239 Dad's not getting engaged. He's too much of a pussy hound. 148 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,574 Ew. - Really, he's a marcy hound. 149 00:07:03,575 --> 00:07:05,743 Haven't, like, the last six been named marcy? 150 00:07:05,744 --> 00:07:07,612 Two. Two marcys. - Goldberg and kaplan. 151 00:07:07,613 --> 00:07:11,682 Goldberg and kaplan. - Marcy fitzel-finer-hein-stein. 152 00:07:13,652 --> 00:07:15,520 Rubenstein or... 153 00:07:15,521 --> 00:07:18,956 What was that one? Ra-rabishnowitz-schitz-lips? 154 00:07:18,957 --> 00:07:20,558 Ra-radinkle? - Kristallnacht? 155 00:07:20,559 --> 00:07:23,361 Radink... Belsinberger? - Kristallnacht. 156 00:07:23,362 --> 00:07:25,330 Hu-humperdinck? 157 00:07:25,331 --> 00:07:28,366 Seriously, you really think It's cancer? 158 00:07:28,367 --> 00:07:29,534 Does shotgun willy's do the coleslaw 159 00:07:29,535 --> 00:07:30,768 With the peanuts, by the way? 160 00:07:30,769 --> 00:07:32,169 Yes. - Fuck. 161 00:07:32,170 --> 00:07:34,038 Who puts peanuts in coleslaw? - My darlings. 162 00:07:34,039 --> 00:07:38,576 My beautiful, beautiful darlings. 163 00:07:38,577 --> 00:07:40,278 Hi, dad. - Hi, gorgeous. 164 00:07:40,279 --> 00:07:42,012 Hi. - You're skinny. 165 00:07:42,013 --> 00:07:43,381 Oh. - Come on. 166 00:07:43,382 --> 00:07:45,015 Jesus, Tammy motherfucking cashman? 167 00:07:45,016 --> 00:07:46,484 I know. 168 00:07:46,485 --> 00:07:48,953 God, does len know the kids are at the same school? 169 00:07:48,954 --> 00:07:50,521 Why would len care? 170 00:07:50,522 --> 00:07:52,523 Um, maybe 'cause you guys spent your entire 171 00:07:52,524 --> 00:07:54,592 College years lezzing it up together? 172 00:07:54,593 --> 00:07:56,661 Please, who doesn't experiment in college? 173 00:07:56,662 --> 00:07:58,496 Are you kidding? That's not experimenting. 174 00:07:58,497 --> 00:08:00,398 You guys were talking about adopting a kid together. 175 00:08:00,399 --> 00:08:01,632 Okay, that did not happen. 176 00:08:01,633 --> 00:08:03,468 Oh, my god, i distinctly remember 177 00:08:03,469 --> 00:08:05,436 You calling and saying you were gonna have two mexican boys. 178 00:08:05,437 --> 00:08:06,904 Salvadoran. - Wait, they're... 179 00:08:06,905 --> 00:08:10,040 Ali, get over here, you little hooker. 180 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:11,476 You always do such a good job 181 00:08:11,477 --> 00:08:12,777 Getting the food, honey. 182 00:08:12,778 --> 00:08:15,179 Oh, thanks. You can put it on my tombstone. 183 00:08:15,180 --> 00:08:17,248 "she always knew how much to order." 184 00:08:17,249 --> 00:08:20,451 How many are we? Is... Is marcy coming? 185 00:08:20,452 --> 00:08:24,088 Oh, no, no, no. Marcy and i broke up. 186 00:08:24,089 --> 00:08:27,725 I'm fine. I'm better, actually. 187 00:08:27,726 --> 00:08:31,128 Okay, here it is. Here it is. Oh, my god. 188 00:08:31,129 --> 00:08:33,163 Look at that face. - Oh, god. 189 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:34,365 Look at that. 190 00:08:34,366 --> 00:08:35,900 They would never let me sign a guy 191 00:08:35,901 --> 00:08:38,936 Like this right now. Look at that schnoz. 192 00:08:38,937 --> 00:08:41,872 You could not get that nose on tv today 193 00:08:41,873 --> 00:08:42,973 In a million years. 194 00:08:42,974 --> 00:08:47,144 I loved him so much. - You... You married him. 195 00:08:47,145 --> 00:08:49,079 I did when i was four years old. 196 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,316 We had a ceremony. 197 00:08:51,317 --> 00:08:54,018 I'll never be happy again. - * operator 198 00:09:05,431 --> 00:09:08,566 Aw. 199 00:09:11,102 --> 00:09:12,403 Wonderful job. 200 00:09:12,404 --> 00:09:14,204 These are really amazing. - Wonderful job. 201 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:15,773 Ali, you didn't have one of these. 202 00:09:15,774 --> 00:09:17,642 Are you kidding? Sarah, i'm gluten-free. 203 00:09:17,643 --> 00:09:19,143 You're having problems with gluten? 204 00:09:19,144 --> 00:09:20,611 Yeah, she is. - I'm gluten-free. 205 00:09:20,612 --> 00:09:22,480 She's having a lot of problems with gluten, with... 206 00:09:22,481 --> 00:09:25,015 Also with restless legs. - It's restless legs syndrome. 207 00:09:25,016 --> 00:09:26,751 Also, epstein-barr... - Mercury poisoning. 208 00:09:26,752 --> 00:09:28,185 Chronic fatigue. - Fibromyalgia. 209 00:09:28,186 --> 00:09:29,354 Lyme disease. She had lyme disease. 210 00:09:29,355 --> 00:09:30,955 No, seriously. It was documented. 211 00:09:30,956 --> 00:09:32,723 Four people in los angeles have ever had lyme disease... 212 00:09:32,724 --> 00:09:34,325 Excuse me, there was a bull's-eye in my armpit. 213 00:09:34,326 --> 00:09:35,560 And ali is one of 'em. 214 00:09:35,561 --> 00:09:37,395 Dad, you have sauce right here. 215 00:09:37,396 --> 00:09:38,896 Oh, my god. Leave him alone. 216 00:09:38,897 --> 00:09:41,098 He's mid-meal, okay? This is the golden rule. 217 00:09:41,099 --> 00:09:42,367 Let him be as messy as he wants. 218 00:09:42,368 --> 00:09:43,768 We'll hose him down at the end. 219 00:09:43,769 --> 00:09:45,736 No, you clean up as you go along. 220 00:09:45,737 --> 00:09:47,204 You guys really didn't ever teach us how to eat. 221 00:09:47,205 --> 00:09:48,506 You realize that, right? 222 00:09:48,507 --> 00:09:50,808 Because we come from shtetl people. 223 00:09:50,809 --> 00:09:53,644 Your grandma rose actually ate lettuce with her bare hands. 224 00:09:53,645 --> 00:09:56,614 Dear god. Josh, seriously? Oh, my... 225 00:09:56,615 --> 00:09:58,215 Do something about yourself. 226 00:09:58,216 --> 00:09:59,850 Actually, on principle, i will not. 227 00:09:59,851 --> 00:10:02,019 I'm eating barbecue, and it's on my face. 228 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:03,754 You have flesh coming off your moustache. 229 00:10:03,755 --> 00:10:06,657 I'm not perfect like you. Miss cleanliness usa... 230 00:10:06,658 --> 00:10:08,058 Oh, you know what, it's really not that hard. You wipe. 231 00:10:08,059 --> 00:10:09,326 Why don't you clean up the barbecue sauce 232 00:10:09,327 --> 00:10:10,395 inside of your vagina? 233 00:10:10,396 --> 00:10:13,698 Hey, guys. - Sorry. 234 00:10:13,699 --> 00:10:15,232 Listen, i have... I'm... 235 00:10:15,233 --> 00:10:17,568 I need to talk to you about something. 236 00:10:17,569 --> 00:10:22,007 There's a big change going on in... 237 00:10:23,909 --> 00:10:25,510 Oh, god. 238 00:10:25,511 --> 00:10:27,244 I love you, kids. I love you, kids. 239 00:10:27,245 --> 00:10:28,579 I love you, kids. 240 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:30,481 I love you, kids. 241 00:10:30,482 --> 00:10:32,617 I love you, kids. - It is cancer, oh, my god. 242 00:10:32,618 --> 00:10:34,719 Dad, are you dying? Just tell us if you're dying. 243 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,353 I knew it was cancer. - Daddy, are you dying? 244 00:10:36,354 --> 00:10:37,955 I don't think he has cancer. 245 00:10:37,956 --> 00:10:39,657 Just tell us if you're dying. - Dad, you look good. 246 00:10:39,658 --> 00:10:41,258 He looks good. - Thank you. 247 00:10:41,259 --> 00:10:43,561 Well, it doesn't matter how he looks. 248 00:10:43,562 --> 00:10:44,829 Remember Jill Goldberg? 249 00:10:44,830 --> 00:10:46,397 She had a melanoma for three years. 250 00:10:46,398 --> 00:10:47,665 They didn't... They couldn't see it. 251 00:10:47,666 --> 00:10:48,833 Then boom, she's dead. 252 00:10:48,834 --> 00:10:50,200 Jill goldberg is dead? - Yeah. 253 00:10:50,201 --> 00:10:51,469 No, and if dad had cancer, 254 00:10:51,470 --> 00:10:52,970 He'd have the kind where he looked good. 255 00:10:52,971 --> 00:10:54,539 But the one where all your friends died of it... 256 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:55,906 prostate. - Orostate... Prostate cancer. 257 00:10:55,907 --> 00:10:57,174 That's the one that you would probably get. 258 00:10:58,544 --> 00:11:00,377 You never know. - Nothing to be joked about. 259 00:11:00,378 --> 00:11:02,246 Then that's beside the point. - How many of your friends... 260 00:11:02,247 --> 00:11:06,717 God! Stop it! 261 00:11:06,718 --> 00:11:08,118 God, i don't have cancer! 262 00:11:08,119 --> 00:11:12,090 You kids want me to have cancer? 263 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,862 All right. 264 00:11:22,133 --> 00:11:24,703 So... 265 00:11:26,404 --> 00:11:28,138 I'm selling the house. 266 00:11:28,139 --> 00:11:29,640 I'm done with the house. 267 00:11:29,641 --> 00:11:31,008 I'll take it. - No, you won't. 268 00:11:31,009 --> 00:11:32,610 You're not gonna move to the west side. 269 00:11:32,611 --> 00:11:34,178 No, not to live in. I'm gonna flip it. 270 00:11:34,179 --> 00:11:35,813 I've been zillowing the fuck out of this place. 271 00:11:35,814 --> 00:11:37,482 You know how much it's worth right now? 272 00:11:37,483 --> 00:11:39,717 Well, i... Ooh, it's cold. 273 00:11:39,718 --> 00:11:41,151 I'm sorry. I'm almost done, i just gotta... 274 00:11:41,152 --> 00:11:42,386 Please? - I'm sorry. 275 00:11:42,387 --> 00:11:43,888 I was thinking that you and len 276 00:11:43,889 --> 00:11:45,155 Would love to live in this house, wouldn't you? 277 00:11:45,156 --> 00:11:46,591 Oh, my god. - Oh, my god. 278 00:11:46,592 --> 00:11:49,694 No fucking way. Jesus christ. 279 00:11:49,695 --> 00:11:51,295 Why do you wanna give the house to me? 280 00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:53,798 Because i do. - This is crazy. 281 00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:56,701 Now she gets two sugar daddies? She's already got one. 282 00:11:56,702 --> 00:11:58,536 I want a husband to buy me a house and who works his ass off, 283 00:11:58,537 --> 00:11:59,804 So i can just go to yoga 284 00:11:59,805 --> 00:12:01,839 and just take naps all day... I'd love that. 285 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,741 Why do you two get to decide who gets the house? 286 00:12:03,742 --> 00:12:05,843 You both have a house. I don't have a house. 287 00:12:05,844 --> 00:12:08,779 You can't have a house because you can't handle money, 288 00:12:08,780 --> 00:12:10,815 which is proven by the fact that you don't have a house. 289 00:12:10,816 --> 00:12:12,683 Proven's not a word like that. 290 00:12:12,684 --> 00:12:14,819 "As proven by the fact", that's a verb. 291 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:17,021 As an adjective, "a proven fact", that works. 292 00:12:17,022 --> 00:12:18,756 See, this is why you have to date children 293 00:12:18,757 --> 00:12:20,090 'cause they don't correct your grammar. 294 00:12:20,091 --> 00:12:21,626 I do not date children. - Yes, you do. 295 00:12:21,627 --> 00:12:24,061 You're a child, actually. Listen, dad. 296 00:12:24,062 --> 00:12:25,730 It would've been really nice if you had talked to me 297 00:12:25,731 --> 00:12:27,532 About this privately before you turned it 298 00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:29,934 Into a free-for-all. You know what? 299 00:12:29,935 --> 00:12:33,003 I have a show, and i love you guys very much, 300 00:12:33,004 --> 00:12:37,708 And i will speak to you later. Good-bye. 301 00:12:37,709 --> 00:12:39,109 All right, you wanna take this home? 302 00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:40,477 Yes, please. 303 00:12:40,478 --> 00:12:42,412 Dad, you don't need all this food, right? 304 00:12:43,949 --> 00:12:46,751 Dad, i'm gonna put these baby backs in a ziploc for you. 305 00:12:50,088 --> 00:12:54,492 Where are you gonna live, daddy? 306 00:13:00,231 --> 00:13:02,500 There you go. 307 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,572 It's just a loan. 308 00:13:07,573 --> 00:13:09,139 You know, the unemployment people, 309 00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:11,375 They just suddenly got my apartment number wrong, 310 00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:13,911 and i don't know if somebody else is getting my money. 311 00:13:13,912 --> 00:13:15,880 What happened to the price is right money? 312 00:13:15,881 --> 00:13:18,082 Dad, that was, like, six years ago. 313 00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:19,784 It was six years ago? - Mm-hmm. 314 00:13:19,785 --> 00:13:21,719 Oh. Is that all gone? 315 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:25,322 Yeah. It wasn't that much. 316 00:13:25,323 --> 00:13:28,358 Hmm. Well, i'm always... 317 00:13:28,359 --> 00:13:31,228 Always happy to help you out 318 00:13:31,229 --> 00:13:33,297 When you're in trouble. 319 00:13:33,298 --> 00:13:34,364 I'm not in trouble. I'm just... 320 00:13:34,365 --> 00:13:36,634 Mm. 321 00:13:36,635 --> 00:13:40,839 You know... 322 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:45,910 Out of all my kids, you're the one. 323 00:13:45,911 --> 00:13:49,114 You can see me most clearly... 324 00:13:52,684 --> 00:13:55,920 Probably because we share the depressive gene. 325 00:13:55,921 --> 00:13:59,657 I'm not depressed. 326 00:13:59,658 --> 00:14:03,493 Boy, it is so hard... 327 00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:05,029 When someone sees something 328 00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:08,299 You do not want them to see. 329 00:14:10,535 --> 00:14:14,339 Um, well, thanks. 330 00:14:15,807 --> 00:14:17,875 Ali, let's hit it. 331 00:14:17,876 --> 00:14:20,178 Go. You wanna go. 332 00:14:37,629 --> 00:14:39,730 Hello? - Hi. 333 00:14:39,731 --> 00:14:43,567 How'd it go? - I... No, i couldn't do it. 334 00:14:43,568 --> 00:14:45,636 My god, i had no idea 335 00:14:45,637 --> 00:14:49,606 It was gonna be so hard. 336 00:14:49,607 --> 00:14:51,876 I know. 337 00:14:51,877 --> 00:14:53,944 Oh, thank you. I love you too. 338 00:14:53,945 --> 00:14:56,013 Yes, i will see you tomorrow. 339 00:14:56,014 --> 00:14:59,249 Yeah, good night. 340 00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:40,224 Hi. 341 00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:58,743 Make yourself comfortable. 342 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,983 All he wanted to say was, you know, 343 00:17:12,984 --> 00:17:14,785 Announce his retirement. 344 00:17:14,786 --> 00:17:16,586 So that was it? - Yeah. 345 00:17:16,587 --> 00:17:18,989 I thought you guys already kKnew that he was retiring. 346 00:17:18,990 --> 00:17:22,059 Well, yeah, but not, like, when and... 347 00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:24,895 I mean, you know, he sort of... It was a confirmation. 348 00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:25,996 Seems like something that he could've told you 349 00:17:25,997 --> 00:17:26,997 Over the phone, but... 350 00:17:26,998 --> 00:17:28,332 Yeah. I don't know. 351 00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:29,967 Maybe he just wanted to get us all together. 352 00:17:29,968 --> 00:17:32,269 I don't know. - You sure it's not cancer? 353 00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:33,904 No, no, we talked about that. 354 00:17:33,905 --> 00:17:37,375 There's no cancer, so it's great. 355 00:17:39,811 --> 00:17:43,113 Hey, i was thinking about inviting 356 00:17:43,114 --> 00:17:46,016 Tammy and grace over for a playdate this week. 357 00:17:46,017 --> 00:17:48,452 Would that be okay? - Of course it'd be okay. 358 00:17:48,453 --> 00:17:52,056 Why wouldn't it be okay? 359 00:17:52,057 --> 00:17:54,391 She's that, um... 360 00:17:54,392 --> 00:17:58,728 Lesbian that i went to madison with. 361 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:01,867 I like lesbians. 362 00:18:08,073 --> 00:18:09,907 I says, "i didn't join this board 363 00:18:09,908 --> 00:18:11,108 "to watch you turn it from people 364 00:18:11,109 --> 00:18:13,143 "who care deeply about palm terrace 365 00:18:13,144 --> 00:18:15,946 "to a bunch of newbies who never sat on a condo board before, 366 00:18:15,947 --> 00:18:18,782 "never dealt with special assessments before, 367 00:18:18,783 --> 00:18:20,617 Never dealt with shit, frankly." 368 00:18:20,618 --> 00:18:24,721 Hi, dolly. - Hi, mommy. 369 00:18:24,722 --> 00:18:26,924 I could go to jail. i could. 370 00:18:26,925 --> 00:18:29,193 If you're gonna sit there, take your shoes off. 371 00:18:29,194 --> 00:18:32,029 I'm gonna cut up cantaloupe. 372 00:18:32,030 --> 00:18:35,900 Well, he'll make a pretty penny off that sale. 373 00:18:35,901 --> 00:18:39,169 You're not gonna get any of it? 374 00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:40,871 He's done paying me out. 375 00:18:40,872 --> 00:18:43,273 Dating younger women doesn't come cheap. 376 00:18:43,274 --> 00:18:44,975 Well, he says he's single now. 377 00:18:44,976 --> 00:18:49,079 I wouldn't believe a word your father says. 378 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,714 Nothing. Not a word. 379 00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:53,350 Nada, nunca, nein, necht. 380 00:18:53,351 --> 00:18:56,753 How much did you guys pay for that house when you bought it? 381 00:18:56,754 --> 00:19:00,124 $83.000 in 1972. 382 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,758 Josh and i were looking at old records. 383 00:19:01,759 --> 00:19:02,960 There's so many good ones. 384 00:19:02,961 --> 00:19:04,962 Why'd you let him keep them all? 385 00:19:04,963 --> 00:19:07,032 You know i don't care for music. 386 00:19:21,379 --> 00:19:22,947 Is he okay? 387 00:19:22,948 --> 00:19:26,416 What? - Is he okay? 388 00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:27,551 Ask him. 389 00:19:27,552 --> 00:19:29,319 Everyone thinks dSince he started losing words, 390 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,687 He stopped being able to hear, 391 00:19:30,688 --> 00:19:33,959 But he can hear. 392 00:19:35,593 --> 00:19:37,527 Hi, Ed. 393 00:19:37,528 --> 00:19:40,764 Hi. 394 00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:44,534 How are you doing? 395 00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:46,371 See? 396 00:19:50,108 --> 00:19:51,575 Where were you? 397 00:19:51,576 --> 00:19:53,477 I don't get why you'd ask me to sleep over 398 00:19:53,478 --> 00:19:58,048 If you're just gonna be, like, a billion years late. 399 00:19:58,049 --> 00:20:00,184 'cause i can't sleep without you next to me now. 400 00:20:00,185 --> 00:20:02,719 Oh, my god, you have your ambiens. 401 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:05,422 My dad's gonna sell my house. 402 00:20:05,423 --> 00:20:08,858 This house? - No, the family house. 403 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:11,095 They got divorced. my mom moved out. 404 00:20:11,096 --> 00:20:14,364 My dad got to keep it. 405 00:20:14,365 --> 00:20:17,767 I was 15. 406 00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:21,038 Why'd they get divorced? 407 00:20:21,039 --> 00:20:24,409 They said they weren't in love anymore. 408 00:20:30,215 --> 00:20:33,083 Well, i went to target, 409 00:20:33,084 --> 00:20:36,586 And i-i just... I took her out, you know what i mean? 410 00:20:36,587 --> 00:20:40,124 And i got into, you know, the checkout line, 411 00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:41,858 And the girl at the cash register said, 412 00:20:41,859 --> 00:20:45,095 "well, i need to see some i. d. 413 00:20:45,096 --> 00:20:47,064 With that credit card of yours." 414 00:20:47,065 --> 00:20:50,100 And, um, well, you know what that's like, right? 415 00:20:50,101 --> 00:20:51,868 Mm-hmm. 416 00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:53,037 And i just knew. 417 00:20:53,038 --> 00:20:55,972 I said, "this is gonna not be good. 418 00:20:55,973 --> 00:20:57,541 This is gonna get ugly." 419 00:20:57,542 --> 00:21:02,347 And so she just Kept looking at me. 420 00:21:05,716 --> 00:21:09,486 And then she said, 421 00:21:09,487 --> 00:21:12,856 "oh." 422 00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:15,392 Like that, you know? 423 00:21:15,393 --> 00:21:19,763 And she rung up The, um... 424 00:21:19,764 --> 00:21:21,731 Batteries or something. 425 00:21:21,732 --> 00:21:27,137 Well, that was a... No, that was a big victory. 426 00:21:27,138 --> 00:21:28,538 And i didn't... I was saying, 427 00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:30,507 "do not cry In front of this woman. 428 00:21:30,508 --> 00:21:33,877 Do not cry In front of this woman." 429 00:21:33,878 --> 00:21:35,345 Hmm. 430 00:21:35,346 --> 00:21:36,613 Thank you For sharing, maura. 431 00:21:36,614 --> 00:21:38,782 Thanks for being vulnerable With us. 432 00:21:38,783 --> 00:21:40,584 One more thing. 433 00:21:40,585 --> 00:21:42,086 I made a commitment here Last week 434 00:21:42,087 --> 00:21:43,620 That i was gonna come out To my kids, 435 00:21:43,621 --> 00:21:47,124 And i didn't do it. 436 00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:51,061 Because it just wasn't time, You know? 437 00:21:52,163 --> 00:21:54,964 But i will, And it will be soon. 438 00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:58,468 I promise you. I promise you. 439 00:21:58,469 --> 00:22:00,937 I promise you. 440 00:22:07,078 --> 00:22:09,380 They are so selfish. 441 00:22:13,451 --> 00:22:16,120 I don't know how it is I raised three people 442 00:22:16,121 --> 00:22:18,822 Who cannot see Beyond themselves. 443 00:23:03,067 --> 00:23:05,702 you remember the house. - yeah. 444 00:23:05,703 --> 00:23:07,971 Yeah, i was there That thanksgiving right... 445 00:23:07,972 --> 00:23:09,673 The week After your parents... 446 00:23:09,674 --> 00:23:11,341 They told you guys They were getting divorced. 447 00:23:11,342 --> 00:23:13,410 Oh, yeah, right. That was... That was a fun time. 448 00:23:13,411 --> 00:23:16,113 That was dark. 449 00:23:18,549 --> 00:23:20,984 You wanna go Check it out? 450 00:23:20,985 --> 00:23:24,388 right now? - yeah. 451 00:23:24,389 --> 00:23:27,957 Uh, man, i-i don't know If i can cancel 452 00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:29,326 This thing i've got This morning. 453 00:23:29,327 --> 00:23:32,162 Oh, this thing? You have this thing? 454 00:23:32,163 --> 00:23:34,699 Come on. You don't have a thing. 455 00:23:39,270 --> 00:23:40,570 So what are you Looking for? 456 00:23:40,571 --> 00:23:42,372 Well, i hate my body. I hate it. 457 00:23:42,373 --> 00:23:43,973 I wanna change it. 458 00:23:43,974 --> 00:23:45,442 What do you wanna do To it? 459 00:23:45,443 --> 00:23:48,378 Uh, okay, well, I want those sculpted arms. 460 00:23:48,379 --> 00:23:51,215 You know, just, like, Instead of this, 461 00:23:51,216 --> 00:23:53,917 The sort of sinewy, like... 462 00:23:53,918 --> 00:23:56,453 And then, you know, A nice, tight, little waist 463 00:23:56,454 --> 00:23:59,289 And big, round ass. 464 00:23:59,290 --> 00:24:03,727 Um, you know, i just wanna Feel rooted, you know? 465 00:24:03,728 --> 00:24:05,995 Like... Like a fuckin' Tree trunk, 466 00:24:05,996 --> 00:24:08,232 Just planted, you know? 467 00:24:08,233 --> 00:24:10,900 Like i'm not just gonna Fall over. 468 00:24:10,901 --> 00:24:14,804 Okay. What do you eat? 469 00:24:14,805 --> 00:24:16,940 Just food, mostly. 470 00:24:16,941 --> 00:24:19,976 Just a lot of food. 471 00:24:19,977 --> 00:24:23,146 And then sometimes, i try To eat not as much of the food, 472 00:24:23,147 --> 00:24:26,350 And... But then, i get into this Deprivation thing and then... 473 00:24:26,351 --> 00:24:28,585 Yeah, you know, I'm not into deprivation. 474 00:24:28,586 --> 00:24:30,754 okay, good. - i believe... 475 00:24:30,755 --> 00:24:33,458 I believe in discipline. 476 00:24:35,493 --> 00:24:38,895 I could use Some discipline. 477 00:24:40,197 --> 00:24:43,300 Oh, my dad's bedroom. 478 00:24:43,301 --> 00:24:44,968 Holy shit, yeah. - Right? 479 00:24:44,969 --> 00:24:47,637 I remember it. 480 00:24:47,638 --> 00:24:50,006 Just need to keep len Off the scent 481 00:24:50,007 --> 00:24:51,675 As long as possible. 482 00:24:51,676 --> 00:24:53,377 Why? He doesn't wanna Live here? 483 00:24:53,378 --> 00:24:54,678 He'd jump on it. 484 00:24:54,679 --> 00:24:56,280 All he ever talks about Is moving west. 485 00:24:56,281 --> 00:24:57,414 He hates the east side. 486 00:24:57,415 --> 00:24:59,949 He bitches about it All the time. 487 00:24:59,950 --> 00:25:02,386 Calls it "the ghetto." 488 00:25:02,387 --> 00:25:06,122 "geh-heh-toe." 489 00:25:06,123 --> 00:25:07,557 "ghetto." 490 00:25:07,558 --> 00:25:09,326 I don't know If i'm ready, though. 491 00:25:09,327 --> 00:25:12,962 You know, The saturday mornings, 492 00:25:12,963 --> 00:25:16,466 That farmer's market, And the pupusa lady. 493 00:25:16,467 --> 00:25:19,836 Ah, pupusa. - Pupusa. 494 00:25:19,837 --> 00:25:22,272 Say it again. 495 00:25:22,273 --> 00:25:26,209 Pupu... Sa. 496 00:25:26,210 --> 00:25:29,379 It's so dirty when you say it. 497 00:25:53,971 --> 00:25:56,039 What? 498 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,342 What? 499 00:25:58,343 --> 00:26:02,579 What? - What? 500 00:26:02,580 --> 00:26:04,781 What? 501 00:26:04,782 --> 00:26:07,083 I love you. 502 00:26:07,084 --> 00:26:09,218 You're such a loser. 503 00:26:09,219 --> 00:26:12,121 Do not say that. 504 00:26:12,122 --> 00:26:16,493 Actually, i have a song i want you guys to cover. 505 00:26:16,494 --> 00:26:19,262 That's what you're thinking about right now? 506 00:26:19,263 --> 00:26:21,965 uh-huh. - * operator 507 00:26:34,044 --> 00:26:36,212 Good job. 508 00:26:36,213 --> 00:26:39,883 There you go, keep going. Keep going. 509 00:26:44,889 --> 00:26:46,623 I can't do any more. 510 00:26:46,624 --> 00:26:48,257 Come on, yes, you can. Come on. 511 00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:50,326 Give me one more. Let's go. 512 00:26:54,732 --> 00:26:57,033 I gave you everything I've got. 513 00:27:02,239 --> 00:27:04,508 Move that big ass. 514 00:27:12,349 --> 00:27:15,251 There you go. Nice. 515 00:27:15,252 --> 00:27:16,520 Come on. Give me one more. 516 00:27:23,428 --> 00:27:28,131 Now, you give me ten more. 517 00:27:28,132 --> 00:27:30,867 Ten, nine... 518 00:27:42,346 --> 00:27:45,114 Eight... 519 00:27:45,115 --> 00:27:47,984 Seven... 520 00:27:47,985 --> 00:27:49,686 Six... 521 00:28:06,771 --> 00:28:09,473 five... - * isn't that the way 522 00:28:11,909 --> 00:28:14,611 - * but let's forget all that - four... 523 00:28:18,716 --> 00:28:20,617 - * so i can call - three... 524 00:28:25,823 --> 00:28:27,891 - * i've overcome the blow - two... 525 00:28:34,499 --> 00:28:38,101 - * that it just wasn't real - One. 526 00:28:38,102 --> 00:28:41,838 Dad? 527 00:28:41,839 --> 00:28:44,107 Hi, girls. 528 00:29:13,811 --> 00:29:23,811 Godem www.feliratok. info 529 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,143 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 530 00:29:27,193 --> 00:29:31,743 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37886

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