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Pervert. - What?

Just doing a little riverdance on your boobs.

More like the ice capades.

No, no, no, no. I stink.

Um, yes. I want... I want that.

No, you stink.

Blegh!

One, two, three, four, five.

One, two, three, four, five.

Sylvia! - Yes?

I made a roast.

Can you just put it in the refrigerator?

And at 350 at 4:00? - Yes, si.

Gotta go. Gotta work. Come on. Put that away.

Hey, hey, hey. Let's go, let's go.

Let's go, let's go.

Hello... Len? Is that your dad?

Did your dad just go to work without saying good-bye?

I think your dad just went to work.

Where are my keys?

Okay, so i have an idea.

A big, big, really juicy one. - Mm-hmm.

Remember that kids' book are you my mother?

Oh, yes, i love that baby bird.

Okay, i wanna do a parody of that...

Okay.

A sort of urban outfitters

Checkout line kinda book.

It would be called are you my soulmate?

Hmm. - And, um...

Hi.

Um, and it would be

A sort of cautionary tale

About sort of sluttin' around, and, you know.

Yeah.

Whoa.

This is weird. My dad never calls me.

Get your foot off my backpack!

I'm not touching it. - Ella, get in your seat.

Zack, stop it.

Come here. Wait, let me get this.

Yours is turned around.

Hands up, hands up, hands up.

Okay.

Huh, it's grandpa.

Hey, dad. What's up?

I got the kids in the car.

Oh, this is super tweetable.

Girls in the band getting crafty, perfect.

Can you knock it off?

Can you lift it up a little bit?

No, mm-mm. - Are you kidding?

No, i'm serious. - Like this?

Like... - No.

So that... 'cause i wanna continue with my knitting.

Is this sativa or indica?

Sativa. - Tell barry...

Are you serious? - God, stop talking.

That we need to re-record my vocals on party foul.

Sativa gives me anxiety attacks.

I think someone's here. - Hi!

Someone has keys? - Should i hide the weed?

Yeah, that's my sister. she's got keys.

And, yes, hide the pot, or she'll smoke it all.

Hey, whoa. Hello.

Hi. - There's two of you.

Hi, i'm ali.

You should probably try.

Um, i'll... I'll see you later.

Hi. - Hi.

Sarah, hey. - Hey.

How are you? - I'm... I'm good, good. You?

Sorry i didn't reach out earlier.

I should've. - No.

When you... No, when i found out

You moved to l. a., i should've.

And then i saw you at orientation, and...

It was just totally nuts, so... - Oh, yeah, but it was...

So crowded. - Yeah.

It's... It's totally cool.

I thought maybe we'd get the girls together

For a playdate or something,

But i haven't seen you at pickup or drop-off or anything.

Yeah, jan's been doing drop-off and pickup.

I've been in bahrain for work.

Bahrain. - Bahrain.

Wow. - Anyway, thank you for...

But then i saw you were on the fund-raising committee.

I thought i should just go on the fund-raising committee.

Oh, god, don't. It's awful.

It's worse than bahrain.

I mean, if you don't raise 5 grand

For tu bishvat, Dana Goodman just implodes,

Ready to blow it up if you don't get that gold.

Thank you for saying hi.

Yeah. - And, uh...

Now we've broken the seal.

Seal's broken. - I'll see you around.

Oh, my god.

Please don't tell me you fucked them both

At the same time.

No, i'm actually not

because one of them's 17, so i'm not fucking her.

The other one is an actual,

Delightful, human person,

So i'm not fucking her either.

I'm actually making very sweet love to her.

You know, just sort of like connective,

Spiritual, creamy, double-churned...

Don't talk to me like that.

Which one are you doing that creepy thing to?

The one on the left with the hair.

Hmm. - Their band's actually good.

You would like them. - Oh, really?

Yeah. - what are they called?

Glitterish. - Glitterish?

Yes. - Sounds like "clitoris."

No, it doesn't.

This is the one where one woman

Stands in the back very seriously

Playing the triangle?

Yeah, that's true... - Yes.

But it's actually really important to the sound.

It is. - Very important to the sound?

Oh, my god.

Dude, what do you have against the triangle?

How do you feed these children

You have over at your house?

There's nothing in here. you should get some...

You know what they like? Juice boxes and string cheese.

Trea... Treats for the kids.

Are you done? - Have you talked to daddy?

Yes. - And?

You think He has cancer?

Kinda.

Well, if he's really sick,

He should start gifting us 12 thou a year now.

Why? - Tax purposes.

You know, it's just... Anyways, don't worry about it.

Hi. - Oh, oh, what is this?

Shotgun willy's. - Mm.

Oh, my god, i just got a boner in my tummy.

This one is pretty sure dad has cancer.

What? No. Seriously? - Seriously.

I thought maybe we were here to hear

About his engagement to marcy.

Dad's not getting engaged. He's too much of a pussy hound.

Ew. - Really, he's a marcy hound.

Haven't, like, the last six been named marcy?

Two. Two marcys. - Goldberg and kaplan.

Goldberg and kaplan. - Marcy fitzel-finer-hein-stein.

Rubenstein or...

What was that one? Ra-rabishnowitz-schitz-lips?

Ra-radinkle? - Kristallnacht?

Radink... Belsinberger? - Kristallnacht.

Hu-humperdinck?

Seriously, you really think It's cancer?

Does shotgun willy's do the coleslaw

With the peanuts, by the way?

Yes. - Fuck.

Who puts peanuts in coleslaw? - My darlings.

My beautiful, beautiful darlings.

Hi, dad. - Hi, gorgeous.

Hi. - You're skinny.

Oh. - Come on.

Jesus, Tammy motherfucking cashman?

I know.

God, does len know the kids are at the same school?

Why would len care?

Um, maybe 'cause you guys spent your entire

College years lezzing it up together?

Please, who doesn't experiment in college?

Are you kidding? That's not experimenting.

You guys were talking about adopting a kid together.

Okay, that did not happen.

Oh, my god, i distinctly remember

You calling and saying you were gonna have two mexican boys.

Salvadoran. - Wait, they're...

Ali, get over here, you little hooker.

You always do such a good job

Getting the food, honey.

Oh, thanks. You can put it on my tombstone.

"she always knew how much to order."

How many are we? Is... Is marcy coming?

Oh, no, no, no. Marcy and i broke up.

I'm fine. I'm better, actually.

Okay, here it is. Here it is. Oh, my god.

Look at that face. - Oh, god.

Look at that.

They would never let me sign a guy

Like this right now. Look at that schnoz.

You could not get that nose on tv today

In a million years.

I loved him so much. - You... You married him.

I did when i was four years old.

We had a ceremony.

I'll never be happy again. - * operator

Aw.

Wonderful job.

These are really amazing. - Wonderful job.

Ali, you didn't have one of these.

Are you kidding? Sarah, i'm gluten-free.

You're having problems with gluten?

Yeah, she is. - I'm gluten-free.

She's having a lot of problems with gluten, with...

Also with restless legs. - It's restless legs syndrome.

Also, epstein-barr... - Mercury poisoning.

Chronic fatigue. - Fibromyalgia.

Lyme disease. She had lyme disease.

No, seriously. It was documented.

Four people in los angeles have ever had lyme disease...

Excuse me, there was a bull's-eye in my armpit.

And ali is one of 'em.

Dad, you have sauce right here.

Oh, my god. Leave him alone.

He's mid-meal, okay? This is the golden rule.

Let him be as messy as he wants.

We'll hose him down at the end.

No, you clean up as you go along.

You guys really didn't ever teach us how to eat.

You realize that, right?

Because we come from shtetl people.

Your grandma rose actually ate lettuce with her bare hands.

Dear god. Josh, seriously? Oh, my...

Do something about yourself.

Actually, on principle, i will not.

I'm eating barbecue, and it's on my face.

You have flesh coming off your moustache.

I'm not perfect like you. Miss cleanliness usa...

Oh, you know what, it's really not that hard. You wipe.

Why don't you clean up the barbecue sauce

inside of your vagina?

Hey, guys. - Sorry.

Listen, i have... I'm...

I need to talk to you about something.

There's a big change going on in...

Oh, god.

I love you, kids. I love you, kids.

I love you, kids.

I love you, kids.

I love you, kids. - It is cancer, oh, my god.

Dad, are you dying? Just tell us if you're dying.

I knew it was cancer. - Daddy, are you dying?

I don't think he has cancer.

Just tell us if you're dying. - Dad, you look good.

He looks good. - Thank you.

Well, it doesn't matter how he looks.

Remember Jill Goldberg?

She had a melanoma for three years.

They didn't... They couldn't see it.

Then boom, she's dead.

Jill goldberg is dead? - Yeah.

No, and if dad had cancer,

He'd have the kind where he looked good.

But the one where all your friends died of it...

prostate. - Orostate... Prostate cancer.

That's the one that you would probably get.

You never know. - Nothing to be joked about.

Then that's beside the point. - How many of your friends...

God! Stop it!

God, i don't have cancer!

You kids want me to have cancer?

All right.

So...

I'm selling the house.

I'm done with the house.

I'll take it. - No, you won't.

You're not gonna move to the west side.

No, not to live in. I'm gonna flip it.

I've been zillowing the fuck out of this place.

You know how much it's worth right now?

Well, i... Ooh, it's cold.

I'm sorry. I'm almost done, i just gotta...

Please? - I'm sorry.

I was thinking that you and len

Would love to live in this house, wouldn't you?

Oh, my god. - Oh, my god.

No fucking way. Jesus christ.

Why do you wanna give the house to me?

Because i do. - This is crazy.

Now she gets two sugar daddies? She's already got one.

I want a husband to buy me a house and who works his ass off,

So i can just go to yoga

and just take naps all day... I'd love that.

Why do you two get to decide who gets the house?

You both have a house. I don't have a house.

You can't have a house because you can't handle money,

which is proven by the fact that you don't have a house.

Proven's not a word like that.

"As proven by the fact", that's a verb.

As an adjective, "a proven fact", that works.

See, this is why you have to date children

'cause they don't correct your grammar.

I do not date children. - Yes, you do.

You're a child, actually. Listen, dad.

It would've been really nice if you had talked to me

About this privately before you turned it

Into a free-for-all. You know what?

I have a show, and i love you guys very much,

And i will speak to you later. Good-bye.

All right, you wanna take this home?

Yes, please.

Dad, you don't need all this food, right?

Dad, i'm gonna put these baby backs in a ziploc for you.

Where are you gonna live, daddy?

There you go.

It's just a loan.

You know, the unemployment people,

They just suddenly got my apartment number wrong,

and i don't know if somebody else is getting my money.

What happened to the price is right money?

Dad, that was, like, six years ago.

It was six years ago? - Mm-hmm.

Oh. Is that all gone?

Yeah. It wasn't that much.

Hmm. Well, i'm always...

Always happy to help you out

When you're in trouble.

I'm not in trouble. I'm just...

Mm.

You know...

Out of all my kids, you're the one.

You can see me most clearly...

Probably because we share the depressive gene.

I'm not depressed.

Boy, it is so hard...

When someone sees something

You do not want them to see.

Um, well, thanks.

Ali, let's hit it.

Go. You wanna go.

Hello? - Hi.

How'd it go? - I... No, i couldn't do it.

My god, i had no idea

It was gonna be so hard.

I know.

Oh, thank you. I love you too.

Yes, i will see you tomorrow.

Yeah, good night.

Hi.

Make yourself comfortable.

All he wanted to say was, you know,

Announce his retirement.

So that was it? - Yeah.

I thought you guys already kKnew that he was retiring.

Well, yeah, but not, like, when and...

I mean, you know, he sort of... It was a confirmation.

Seems like something that he could've told you

Over the phone, but...

Yeah. I don't know.

Maybe he just wanted to get us all together.

I don't know. - You sure it's not cancer?

No, no, we talked about that.

There's no cancer, so it's great.

Hey, i was thinking about inviting

Tammy and grace over for a playdate this week.

Would that be okay? - Of course it'd be okay.

Why wouldn't it be okay?

She's that, um...

Lesbian that i went to madison with.

I like lesbians.

I says, "i didn't join this board

"to watch you turn it from people

"who care deeply about palm terrace

"to a bunch of newbies who never sat on a condo board before,

"never dealt with special assessments before,

Never dealt with shit, frankly."

Hi, dolly. - Hi, mommy.

I could go to jail. i could.

If you're gonna sit there, take your shoes off.

I'm gonna cut up cantaloupe.

Well, he'll make a pretty penny off that sale.

You're not gonna get any of it?

He's done paying me out.

Dating younger women doesn't come cheap.

Well, he says he's single now.

I wouldn't believe a word your father says.

Nothing. Not a word.

Nada, nunca, nein, necht.

How much did you guys pay for that house when you bought it?

$83.000 in 1972.

Josh and i were looking at old records.

There's so many good ones.

Why'd you let him keep them all?

You know i don't care for music.

Is he okay?

What? - Is he okay?

Ask him.

Everyone thinks dSince he started losing words,

He stopped being able to hear,

But he can hear.

Hi, Ed.

Hi.

How are you doing?

See?

Where were you?

I don't get why you'd ask me to sleep over

If you're just gonna be, like, a billion years late.

'cause i can't sleep without you next to me now.

Oh, my god, you have your ambiens.

My dad's gonna sell my house.

This house? - No, the family house.

They got divorced. my mom moved out.

My dad got to keep it.

I was 15.

Why'd they get divorced?

They said they weren't in love anymore.

Well, i went to target,

And i-i just... I took her out, you know what i mean?

And i got into, you know, the checkout line,

And the girl at the cash register said,

"well, i need to see some i. d.

With that credit card of yours."

And, um, well, you know what that's like, right?

Mm-hmm.

And i just knew.

I said, "this is gonna not be good.

This is gonna get ugly."

And so she just Kept looking at me.

And then she said,

"oh."

Like that, you know?

And she rung up The, um...

Batteries or something.

Well, that was a... No, that was a big victory.

And i didn't... I was saying,

"do not cry In front of this woman.

Do not cry In front of this woman."

Hmm.

Thank you For sharing, maura.

Thanks for being vulnerable With us.

One more thing.

I made a commitment here Last week

That i was gonna come out To my kids,

And i didn't do it.

Because it just wasn't time, You know?

But i will, And it will be soon.

I promise you. I promise you.

I promise you.

They are so selfish.

I don't know how it is I raised three people

Who cannot see Beyond themselves.

you remember the house. - yeah.

Yeah, i was there That thanksgiving right...

The week After your parents...

They told you guys They were getting divorced.

Oh, yeah, right. That was... That was a fun time.

That was dark.

You wanna go Check it out?

right now? - yeah.

Uh, man, i-i don't know If i can cancel

This thing i've got This morning.

Oh, this thing? You have this thing?

Come on. You don't have a thing.

So what are you Looking for?

Well, i hate my body. I hate it.

I wanna change it.

What do you wanna do To it?

Uh, okay, well, I want those sculpted arms.

You know, just, like, Instead of this,

The sort of sinewy, like...

And then, you know, A nice, tight, little waist

And big, round ass.

Um, you know, i just wanna Feel rooted, you know?

Like... Like a fuckin' Tree trunk,

Just planted, you know?

Like i'm not just gonna Fall over.

Okay. What do you eat?

Just food, mostly.

Just a lot of food.

And then sometimes, i try To eat not as much of the food,

And... But then, i get into this Deprivation thing and then...

Yeah, you know, I'm not into deprivation.

okay, good. - i believe...

I believe in discipline.

I could use Some discipline.

Oh, my dad's bedroom.

Holy shit, yeah. - Right?

I remember it.

Just need to keep len Off the scent

As long as possible.

Why? He doesn't wanna Live here?

He'd jump on it.

All he ever talks about Is moving west.

He hates the east side.

He bitches about it All the time.

Calls it "the ghetto."

"geh-heh-toe."

"ghetto."

I don't know If i'm ready, though.

You know, The saturday mornings,

That farmer's market, And the pupusa lady.

Ah, pupusa. - Pupusa.

Say it again.

Pupu... Sa.

It's so dirty when you say it.

What?

What?

What? - What?

What?

I love you.

You're such a loser.

Do not say that.

Actually, i have a song i want you guys to cover.

That's what you're thinking about right now?

uh-huh. - * operator

Good job.

There you go, keep going. Keep going.

I can't do any more.

Come on, yes, you can. Come on.

Give me one more. Let's go.

I gave you everything I've got.

Move that big ass.

There you go. Nice.

Come on. Give me one more.

Now, you give me ten more.

Ten, nine...

Eight...

Seven...

Six...

five... - * isn't that the way

- * but let's forget all that - four...

- * so i can call - three...

- * i've overcome the blow - two...

- * that it just wasn't real - One.

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