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[ Joe Cocker's "With a Little
Help From My Friends" plays ]
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? Baby ?
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? High with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Said I'm gonna make it
with my friends ?
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? Try with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Oh, oh,
I'm gonna keep on tryin' ?
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? Get by with a little help
from my friends ?
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? I'm gonna keep on tryin',
now, babe ?
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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Over the years, a familydevelops a kind of character,
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A sense of heritage,a feeling of roots.
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For my family, those roots
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Extended all the wayto the back of our garage.
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It was kind ofour Plymouth rock.
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Hey, look at this.
The old place mats.
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These would be great
if we have a dinner party.
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Yeah, great.
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- Remember these?
- Those are mine!
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Bonnie will love these
in the kid's room.
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Hey, but... thanks.
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The final week of 1972.
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Where I lived,it was a time of change,
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Most particularlyin the person of...
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Wow. Curtains. [ Chuckles ]
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My new brother.
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Sure, maybe this looked likethe same doofus
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I'd shared a room withfor 15 years,
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But in one way,he was different.
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Will you look at this pattern,
huh?
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Wayne was in love.
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[ sighs ]
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Come on. Let's show Bonnie.
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And somehow our garage wasnever gonna be the same again.
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Hey, look at these!
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This stuff's great!
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Not that I begrudged the guyhis good fortune.
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After all, he'd found the girlof his dreams.
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These are nice, Wayne.
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Bonnie Douglas... 23,divorced, and mother of one.
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You sure it's all right
if we take all this?
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Oh, of course it is.
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Yeah. Of course it is.
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Uh, peekaboo!
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[ Baby crying ]
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Oh. Oh, oh, oh, sweetheart.
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What did I do?
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But it wasn't what he'd donethat was so perplexing.
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It was how he was doing it.
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Honey, you know,
you're looking awfully thin.
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Are you sure you're getting
enough rest?
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Still working two shifts
at the plant,
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He doesn't have time to sleep.
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Besides...
Who says I want to sleep?
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God.
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Wayne, a little help here.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, put it in backseat.
Don't break anything.
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Gotcha.
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Okay, there.
This is the cutest little baby.
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Look at those eyes.
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What a handsome, handsome boy.
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Yeah. Hell of a lot better
looking than his old man.
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Which, around my house,was kind of a sore subject.
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Has, uh, James
been calling again?
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Well, no.
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A couple times,
but, you know, just to say hi.
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Oh.
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Mom, don't worry.
I mean, the guy's a jerk.
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Come on. We got to go.
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And there it was.
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Almost overnight,Wayne had changed.
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He'd become a pictureof patience, sacrifice...
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So, can I give you a buck
for your help, huh?
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Generosity.
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Hang on to it.
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Suit yourself.
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I'm going for the night shift.
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It was almost ironic.
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My no-good, layabout brotherhad become...
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A devoted family man.
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As opposed to say... Me...
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A man devotedto avoiding his family...
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Hut! Hut! Hike!
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No matter what the cost.
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All right, back. Back.
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In the first 10 daysof Christmas recess,
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I'd participated in 13
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Semi organized, semi suicidaltouch football games.
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Geez.
This ground is rock-solid.
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[ Groans ]
I think I broke something.
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What are we doing here?
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Of course,the reason was obvious.
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Got you out of the house,
didn't it?
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He's right.
Come on, guys, let's huddle up.
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At 16, we were men on the run,
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Fleeing house, home,and parents.
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Afraid of nothing,except maybe...
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What are you guys doing
for new year's eve?
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Serving drinks
at my parents' party. You?
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My uncle's showing home movies.
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New year's eve...
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The nightmareof family togetherness.
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Hey, you know, Eddie Putnam's
having a big party.
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Yeah, at his parents' ski condo
in the mountains.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Plus, Eddie's folks are gonna be
out of town, in Aruba.
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It was an imageto warm the heart
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Of any red-blooded adolescent.
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A beacon of romance, revelry,freedom...
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[ "somewhere, my love" plays ]
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A moonlit night...
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Eddie Putnam's Dad'sski condo...
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And Winnie.
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[ music continues ]
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Happy new year.
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And suddenly, from the ashesof Christmas at home,
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A new hope arose,
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A new year's inspiration.
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And all of itjust two hours by car.
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All right, I'm going.
Count me in.
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Everyone, long. Ready?
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- Break!
- Break!
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And with that,the plan was set...
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A new year's blowoutwith all the trimmings.
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Down. Set.
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Hut-hut!
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And nothing could standin my way, except...
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A party?
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[ Grunts ]
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At a ski lodge?
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Just one little hitch.
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Well, it's not exactly a lodge,
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And... and it's not really
a party.
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Just...
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The bash of the century.
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A get-together, you know?
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They're not gonna have beer,
are they?
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Mom, come on. Beer?
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Totally ridiculous.
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So, what do you say?
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Well...
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I guess it would be okay.
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Great.
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Except we already have plans
for new year's eve.
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"We"?
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We do?
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Your brother's taking us
all out to dinner.
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The whole family,
including Winnie.
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What?
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Isn't that sweet?
He wants it to be his treat.
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Well, that's great,
but I'm gon...
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You know, I think this is
really important to Wayne.
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He's been working so hard,
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Knocking himself out
for Bonnie and the baby.
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Yeah, well...
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Thanks, but no thanks.
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Kevin!
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Mom!
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Hmm.Clearly, we were at an impasse.
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So faced with a tough decision,
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Mom did what any fair-mindedparent would do.
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Why don't you ask your father,
honey?
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Ask me what?
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Listen, Dad, about
that new year's eve thing...
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You're going, and that's that.
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So much for fair-mindedness.
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Bye, honey.
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I'd been set up, sold out,and shipped down the river.
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So with new year's evefast approaching,
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I knew my only hopewas to look to a higher source.
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Wayne, why can't the family
just get together another night?
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Because holidays are a time
for family.
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Yeah.
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Ow! These clothes are hot.
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Wayne!
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Besides, I thought it'd be
a nice thing to do.
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Geez, who was this guy?
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And what had he donewith my brother?
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Look, I've got other things
to do on new year's eve.
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And I was just thinking
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That the family
could hang out without me.
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"Hang out"?
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We're not just hanging out.
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We're going to a supper club.
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A supper club?
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God, it was worsethan I thought.
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Oh, yeah!
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Dinner and a show,
maybe a comedian or something.
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I reserved us a table
right up front.
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Can you give me a hand folding
these before Bonnie gets here?
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Okay, then.
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Maybe it was timeto take a different tack.
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Boy... That must be setting
you back a few bucks.
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You know, I hear those
supper clubs cost a bundle.
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Hey, what's money if you don't
have people to spend it on, huh?
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And that's when it hit me.
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This wasn't love.This was insanity.
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Besides...
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It wouldn't be the same
without you there, son.
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- Son?
- Son?
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Okay, enough was enough.
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Look, Wayne,
number one, I'm not your son.
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And number two, I don't want
to spend new year's eve
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In a stupid supper club.
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You don't?
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No! That's what I'm saying!
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Well...
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Sure, maybe it was selfish,
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But under the circumstances...absolutely necessary.
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Hey. I'm sorry I'm late.
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Oh, that's okay.
You get caught up?
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Kind of. I saw James.
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Whoops.
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What'd he want?
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"What did he want?"...
the same old thing,
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To hash everything out we've been
through like a hundred times.
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I'm shopping,
I'm having a good time,
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And I come out of the store,
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And he's sitting there,
waiting for me.
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Why? W-what?
Is he following you?
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I'm gonna kill this guy!
You know, I'm sick...
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Wayne, don't worry.
I set him straight for good.
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I told him it's over
like 20 times.
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Are you sure?
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Definitely.
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And there you had it...love at the laundromat.
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Two kids working it out...
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And one kid making his getaway.
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So, Kevin, we gonna see you
on new year's eve?
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What?
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Rats.
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Well, you know, I was just
talking with Wayne...
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Don't worry.
He's gonna be there.
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But I thought...
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It would mean a lot to us,
Kevin.
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Right, honey?
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And with that kiss,there went my night of revelry.
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There went Eddie Putnam's Dad'sski condo.
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See you there!
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And in its place, I was leftwith just one thought...
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New year's evewas gonna be one long night.
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[ whistle blows ]
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Secondary.
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Everybody on this field'sa hitter today.
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December 31,the final day of 1972.
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Bands were playing,crowds were cheering,
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Teenagers were sulking...
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Big-time.
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So, what do you think?
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About what?
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My new suit.
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Pretty sharp, huh?
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You bought a new suit?
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Yeah!
I want to look good for tonight.
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You don't think it's too, uh...
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Wayne, you're blocking the TV.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Great. It wasn't bad enoughI was stuck in the house.
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Now I had to share it witha love-struck clotheshorse.
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Oh, maybe Dad has a better tie.
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Wayne, look. About tonight...
262
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,782
Hey, you don't have
to say a word.
263
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:25,950
I know what you're thinking.
264
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:26,918
You do?
265
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,687
Sure!
You don't have to wear a suit.
266
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,656
Jacket and tie
will do just fine.
267
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:32,857
Okay, buddy?
268
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,125
Uh-huh.
269
00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,662
[ singing indistinctly ]
270
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:40,197
So, while the rest of myteenage world was heading off
271
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:43,233
For a new year's bashin the snow-covered north,
272
00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:45,235
I was doomed to a night of...
273
00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:48,038
[ indistinct conversation,
baby cooing ]
274
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,207
Family.
275
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,576
[ laughter ]
276
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,277
I remember
the first new year's eve
277
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:54,845
That Jack and I spent together.
278
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:57,482
I was 19 and we had dinner
with your parents
279
00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,484
You remember? Yeah, I remember.
280
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:02,452
Yeah, this was homey.
281
00:12:02,454 --> 00:12:06,056
I just think it's so great
what you have here.
282
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,825
The two of you...
283
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,993
The history you have...
284
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:12,096
How much you love your kids.
285
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:15,732
Well... That's what
we're here for.
286
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,401
Right?
287
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,702
Right.
288
00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:21,572
Gimme a break.
289
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,974
[ baby voice ]
and David's gonna have
290
00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:25,543
His first new year's eve!
291
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:29,780
Isn't he?
292
00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,783
God.
293
00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:35,453
Okay! Let's get a move on!
294
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,353
See ya there.
295
00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:38,122
You want to take him?
All right.
296
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:41,258
Wayne, you sure I can't help
you out with the bill tonight?
297
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,060
Sorry, Dad. Tonight's my treat.
298
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,363
It's gonna be a night
you'll never forget.
299
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,198
Right, Kev-bo?
300
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,534
Which, as it happened, wasexactly what I was afraid of.
301
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:51,568
See ya there!
302
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:53,704
Bye!
303
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,440
And so there was nothing to dobut roll out the barrels
304
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,009
And start the fun.
305
00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:03,013
I mean, hey,how bad could it be?
306
00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:06,617
[ Hawaiian music plays ]
307
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,686
[ Indistinct conversations ]
308
00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:27,905
It's happy new year time!
309
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:31,075
By 9:15, it was clearthis was gonna be
310
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:34,678
The worst new year's evein history... bar none.
311
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,847
I'll tell ya, I wouldn't mind
having those girls
312
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,916
At my next luau,
if you know what I mean.
313
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:40,417
[ Rim shot ]
314
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,686
He's funny, isn't he?
315
00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,355
Yeah, a riot.
316
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,156
I feel like I'm on location
with Jack lord.
317
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,725
[ Rim shot ]
318
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:51,596
But it wasn't just the badjokes and the stupid hats
319
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,898
And the god-awful musicthat were gnawing at me.
320
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,032
Did ya hear the one
about the peanut...
321
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,900
There was somethingmissing here.
322
00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,001
Something like...
323
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,637
Dad, where's Wayne?
324
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,906
Got me. Probably hit traffic.
325
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,407
What, for an hour and a half?
326
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,209
Don't worry, honey.
He'll be here.
327
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,278
This is his night.
328
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,649
But I wasn't so sure.
329
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:15,152
I bet he went someplace good,
like a party.
330
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,387
Kevin, will you stop?
331
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,622
Why don't you just relax
and have fun?
332
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,090
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
333
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,359
Now we got a very special treat
for you!
334
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,028
Straight from god know where,
335
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,830
Zanic... let's hear it!...
The Magnificent!
336
00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:29,466
Oho! Here we go!
337
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,902
That's it. I'm calling Wayne.
338
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,070
Kevin.
339
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,639
But I'd had it.I was out of there.
340
00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:41,779
[ audience "oohs" ]
341
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:44,481
- Thank you.
- Look at that.
342
00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:46,017
[ Applause ]
343
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:50,487
You know what I need from
the audience is a volunteer.
344
00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:52,156
How about you, sir?
345
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:53,357
No, I... no.
346
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:54,925
Oh, go on, Jack.
347
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,793
- You love magic.
- No, I...
348
00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:58,428
- Go on.
- Actually, I insist.
349
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,397
[ Cheers and applause ]
350
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,665
Ah, well.
351
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,501
Like they say,a bird on the head...
352
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,904
Come on, butthead. Pick up.
353
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,173
But Waynewas still unaccounted for.
354
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:11,609
[ sighs ]
355
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:12,943
Great.
356
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:14,211
Face it.
357
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,847
This whole eveningwas one colossal bust.
358
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,620
Bonnie?
359
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,290
You're late.
360
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,925
Kevin, hi.
361
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,429
The way she was dressed mademe glad I hadn't worn a tux.
362
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,763
Is your family here?
363
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,700
Well, they're inside.
Aren't you gonna come in?
364
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,635
Is is Wayne here?
365
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,737
No.
366
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,638
Isn't he with you?
367
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,706
No.
368
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:45,009
What happened?
369
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:48,012
What, he spill something
on his suit?
370
00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:53,050
But suddenly I had the feelingthis wasn't about haberdashery.
371
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:56,787
I was hoping he was here.
He was so upset when he left.
372
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,456
He left?
373
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,092
What do you mean, he left?
374
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:05,061
Kevin, Wayne and I split up.
375
00:16:05,063 --> 00:16:06,863
What?
376
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,598
It's not that I don't love him.
377
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,169
I mean, he came into my life,
and he's done so much for me
378
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,638
And you see how great he is
with David.
379
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,006
- But...
- It's just I saw James,
380
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:19,510
And I didn't think
I'd feel anything.
381
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,214
Oh.
382
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,750
It was weird.
383
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:31,555
There we were... some phonymagician harassing my Dad
384
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:34,625
While my brother's whole lifewas coming apart.
385
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,263
Maybe I shouldn't have
told him tonight.
386
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,200
God, you really must hate me,
huh?
387
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:46,803
Not to mention your folks...
what they're gonna think of me.
388
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:49,973
But if she'd come lookingfor forgiveness...
389
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,310
I'm sorry.
390
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:55,179
I really am.
391
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,915
But not for you.
392
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:06,223
Yeah.
393
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,831
Kevin,
you don't want to miss this.
394
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:17,434
They're about to saw
your father in half.
395
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:21,672
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
for my finale...
396
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:26,109
Sawing a human body in half.
397
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:29,947
But somehow I knew I couldn'tstay to pick up the pieces.
398
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,350
Kevin, is everything all right?
399
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,719
No.
400
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,788
We got to find Wayne.
401
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:45,062
That night, we lookedfor Wayne everywhere...
402
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,532
Bonnie's house, our house,
403
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:51,969
Six coffee shops, four bars,
404
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:54,805
Even the bowling alley.
405
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,807
But he was nowhere.
406
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,576
It was like he vanished.
407
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,879
And then just when we wereready to give up...
408
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:04,515
Isn't that Wayne's car?
409
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,915
Where?
410
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:09,686
We found him.
411
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:11,789
Yeah, that's it.
412
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,131
Maybe you should go in alone.
413
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,467
Yeah.
414
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,440
I wasn't quite surewhat to expect.
415
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:33,043
For some reason,I'd never actually hung out
416
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:37,313
At a laundromaton new year's eve.
417
00:18:37,315 --> 00:18:40,216
So I tried to prepare myselffor the worst...
418
00:18:40,218 --> 00:18:43,654
An outraged maniac,a jilted slob...
419
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,789
He sets! He shoots!
420
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,125
Yah!
421
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,360
Or just a guy in a bad suit
422
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:52,362
Tossing socksat a washing machine.
423
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:53,564
Wayne?
424
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,867
Hey, butthead!
425
00:18:56,869 --> 00:19:00,136
Fancy meeting you here, huh?
[ chuckles ]
426
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:01,271
Catch.
427
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:04,241
Thataway.
428
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:06,810
You missed it.
I sank 16 in a row.
429
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,213
16!
430
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:11,114
Okay, seven.
431
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:13,850
All the people that were here
doing laundry earlier
432
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,719
Were very impressed.
433
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:18,888
You'd be surprised how many
people save their laundry
434
00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:21,592
For the major holidays.
435
00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:24,828
[ Chuckles ]
436
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:29,466
Is it me, or am I the only one
talking here?
437
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:33,169
You know, we missed you
at the dinner club.
438
00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:35,873
Oh, yeah? How'd it go?
439
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,708
Good.
440
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,978
They had a m-magician.
441
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,047
Sounds like hell.
442
00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:46,016
Kind of.
443
00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:50,787
[ Clears throat ] listen, uh...
444
00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:52,422
I heard about what happened.
445
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:56,260
Yeah. Me too.
446
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,834
You know...
447
00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:08,738
You can't make someone
fall in love with you.
448
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:12,909
Yeah, no, you can't
make them fall in love.
449
00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:15,812
It's just got to happen!
450
00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:20,250
And I guessthat's when it hit me...
451
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,019
How hard this guy had tried.
452
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:27,223
How hard he'd been tryinghis whole life.
453
00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:29,793
And suddenly it all made sense,
454
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:32,596
Who my brother really was.
455
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:35,432
Not the family manhe wanted to be
456
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:39,636
Or the stupid older brotherI'd fought with my whole life.
457
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:43,473
But just anothergrown-up kid...
458
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:45,009
With a broken heart.
459
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,312
Kevin?
460
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,915
Are you guys okay?
461
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,350
It's almost midnight.
462
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:57,187
Say this for my girlfriend...she had timing.
463
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,556
Whether you're herein times square...
464
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:00,924
How about that?
465
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:04,628
Another year, huh?
466
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:07,998
1972 was a memory,like it or not.
467
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:13,904
Four, three, two, one!
468
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:16,773
Happy new year!
469
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,708
[ "Auld Lang Syne" plays ]
470
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:21,645
Happy new year.
471
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:25,081
The funny thing is,looking back now...
472
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,117
Happy near year, Kevin.
473
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,952
Happy new year.
474
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,054
What I remember mostis how it ended.
475
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:33,857
So, butthead,
you gonna kiss her or not?
476
00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:38,662
Come on!
You're only young once.
477
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,500
Hell, the guy was right.
478
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:51,608
So maybe that new year's eve1972 didn't work out
479
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,977
Exactly like any of us planned.
480
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,613
There was heartbreakwe didn't anticipate
481
00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:59,449
And eventswe couldn't have imagined.
482
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:02,319
Still, it wasn't all bad.
483
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,555
There was a magician.
484
00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:08,225
So maybe there was a messagein it all.
485
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:10,727
The future was calling us.
486
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:15,932
And no matter what,there was no turning back now.
487
00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:18,968
[ people cheering ]
488
00:22:19,018 --> 00:22:23,568
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