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[ Joe Cocker's "With a Little Help From My Friends" plays ]
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? Baby ?
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? by with a little help
from my friends ?
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? said I'm gonna make it
with my friends ?
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? try with a little help
from my friends ?
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? oh, I'm gonna
keep on trying ?
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? high with a little help
from my friends ?
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? I'm gonna keep on trying now,
baby ?
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? ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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For most guys
I went to school with in 1972,
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Junior year was
a time of... Exploration,
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A time for expanding horizons,
broadening perspectives,
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Seeking answers
to little-known questions.
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It was an opportunity
to grapple
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With the great issues
of our day,
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Which, as it happened,
boiled down to only two.
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Oh, man.
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There were
only four independent republics,
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As compared to now.
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By the end of 1972,
there's gonna be 41.
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One of them was sex.
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So... Now,
is everybody paying attention?
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Miss farmer,
our social-studies teacher.
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Who can tell me the names
of three African republics?
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No one?
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Let's look at a map.
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In one of the great
cosmic ironies of our time,
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The board of education
had hired her
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To mold and develop
our formative young minds.
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Dominick? Can you point out
Liberia on the map?
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It's, uh...
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That yellow one.
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Right there.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Perhaps you could come up
and show us.
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Uh...
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Can't.
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M-my foot's asleep.
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Not an uncommon ailment
in social studies that year.
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[ bell rings ] - all right.
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Why doesn't everybody
just pass up their assignments?
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All in all, if you were
16 and male, it was agony.
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And no one was immune.
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Which brings me back
to the point.
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For teenage boys, there were
only two great issues... sex...
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[ bell dinging ]
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That'll be $3.69.
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And, of course, economics.
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Uh... Sure.
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And let me be clear about this.
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By "economics,"
I mean cold, hard cash.
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Not that I had any.
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You're 49 cents short.
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Uh... One second.
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Any of you guys got 50 cents?
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Not me.
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Sorry, man. I'm tapped.
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Wait a minute... you mean,
between the two of you,
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You can't come up
with a lousy half-buck?
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Hey, I paid last week.
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Amazing.
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Even with my job
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Delivering Chinese food
two nights a week...
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Be right with you.
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The best I could do when
it came to cash flow was...
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There.
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It's a potato chip.
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Oh, yeah.
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Guess it is.
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Get out of here!
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Right.
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[ Engine turns over ]
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Face it... poverty was ruining
my good name, my reputation...
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[ bell dings ]
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Not to mention
my credit rating.
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[ gurgling ] What's that sound?
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Not to mention my love life.
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What sound?
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[ Gurgling ] - that one.
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There it is again.
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It's my stomach.
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It's growling.
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Oh.
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Not to mention my girlfriend's
digestive tract.
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I thought you said you were
taking me out to dinner tonight.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Kevin, I'm really hungry.
Can't we just get something?
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Well, uh...
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Yeah, I think eating out
is overrated.
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You know, the... the service
is always slow.
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Plus, the food
is never that good.
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You know, I read somewhere
that anything you eat after 9:00
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Goes right to your hips.
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Didn't you read that?
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I think
I'd like to go home now.
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[ Gurgling ]
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Right.
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Fact... this cash-flow thing
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Was beginning to
cloud my judgment.
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[ bell rings ]
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And so desperation led me
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To consider
once-unthinkable options.
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In other words,
I needed a second job.
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Preferably something
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That didn't require
a name tag and a shovel.
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Or a baggie and a scoop.
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[ sighs ]
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Brother.
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And then, just as luck
and money were running out...
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Oh. Hi, Kevin.
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Hi.
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Lust and fortune stepped in.
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And opportunity knocked.
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Kevin. Hi.
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Hi.
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I, uh, came about the job.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Well, gee,
you certainly got here fast.
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Yeah, well, you know,
it's right on the way.
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Oh.
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Besides,
you know what they say...
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"the early worm gets the bird."
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[ clears throat ] anyway, uh...
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- Here I am.
- Well, good.
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Why don't you come on in?
I'm making some lemonade.
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And, the formalities
out of the way,
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Negotiations began.
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Sugar?
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Hmm?
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For your lemonade?
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Oh. Yeah.
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So... Don't you even want
to know what the job is?
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Well, it's, uh, painting,
right?
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I mean, I've done lots of
painting... all over the place.
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Two storm windows for dad
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And Wayne's forehead
when I was 6.
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But who was counting?
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[ sighing ] oh, I don't know.
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Maybe I should have it done
professionally.
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But at that moment,
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I'd have killed to keep
professionals from her house.
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Hey, why hire them
when you got me?
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Babe.
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Well, if you
really think you can...
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'course I can.
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So...
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What would I be painting?
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The house.
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The house?
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The whole house?
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[ Chuckling ] no.
Just the outside.
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The thing is...
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I don't have much money.
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And, of course, right then,
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I should have known
I was in over my head.
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I should have known.
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I should have known, but...
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How does...$500 sound?
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[ Heavenly music plays ]
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And that's when it happened.
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Right then, right there,
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Two great forces of nature
converged...
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Beauty and cash.
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Course, you would take care
of the supplies.
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Can you start this weekend?
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Well...
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Painting?
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What do you know about painting?
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Dad, what's to know?
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I mean, there's a house,
and... You paint it.
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Seemed simple enough to me.
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[ sighs ]
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What kind of paint you using...
latex or enamel?
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[ TV plays in background ]
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Uh... Blue.
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You know what supplies to buy?
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Well...
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You have a crew to work with?
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Geez, what was this...
trade school?
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Yeah, I got a couple of guys...
In mind.
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[ Sighs ]
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Well, just make sure
you know what you're doing.
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Painting's hard enough
even when you're good at it.
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Through
a national health-insurance...
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And there you had it...
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The unflagging support
of hearth and home.
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Better hope it's one of those
paint-by-number houses.
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Shut up, butthead!
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After all, if there was
one thing I didn't need,
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It was my family
bringing me down.
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Are you out of your mind?
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I had my friends to do that.
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Paint a house? A whole house?
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That sounds like work.
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Hey, I thought
you guys needed the money.
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How much you payin'?
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Let's see here.
$500 divided by 3 comes to...
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20 bucks a man?
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[ Both laugh ]
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Okay. If that's the way
they wanted it, fine.
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[ bell rings ]
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After all, I didn't need them.
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What I needed were men...
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Men who took joy in their work,
solid blue-collar men.
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[ thwack! ]
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Men like...
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[ creak! Clink! ]
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Jimmy Donnelly...
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Eddie Horvath...
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And Joey Spinoza.
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[ thwack! ]
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I don't know.
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Call it instinct, but somehow,
I knew I'd found my crew.
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[ clears throat ]
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So, guys...
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Want to make a few dollars?
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[ Thwack! ]
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Bingo.
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Dollars?
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And so, with that,
my team was complete.
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Sure, maybe they weren't much
on experience,
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But they had their good points.
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They worked hard.
They worked fast.
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Most of all, they worked cheap.
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So, Arnold...
When you said "a few dollars,"
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Exactly how few
were you talkin' about?
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I'm not sure.
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You know, I got to buy supplies,
and there's overhead and...
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Ballpark figure?
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$20.
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4...
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95.
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$30.
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$30?
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So this guy wanted to play
hardball, huh?
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Sorry. $26 is my limit.
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$28.
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That's as low as I go.
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$27.
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I'll go talk to my boys.
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[Chuckles]
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Game, set, match... Arnold.
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At 80-some bucks for labor,
plus materials,
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I'd have enough left
from the $500
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To qualify as a small fortune.
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Okay, $142 for the paint,
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That's $28 for the brushes,
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$35 for the rollers,
and 16 bucks for the tarp.
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A very small fortune.
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$142 for the paint?
How'd you get that?
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I added it.
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You got a grand total
of $258.88.
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Okay. We're in.
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It was kind of like watching
my wallet bleed to death.
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Still, at least now maybe
the hemorrhage was complete.
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Plus tax.
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[ Cash register dings ]
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[ Rooster crows ]
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Still, the next morning,
we arrived...
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On time, ready to tackle
the task before us.
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Wait a minute.
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Just one little hitch.
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You never said anything
about it being two stories.
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It's not two stories.
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There's a window right there.
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Man, this is...
this is gonna cost more.
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I'd say at least...$50.
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$50?!
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But we agreed on...
270
00:11:37,690 --> 00:11:41,590
$50. Up front and in cash.
271
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,860
It was a hold-up
worthy of Jesse James.
272
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,530
And I wasn't buying.
273
00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:49,370
Oh, no. No way. Forget it.
274
00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:50,670
But, Arnold...
275
00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:53,940
Donnelly, we had a deal.
And a deal's a deal, period.
276
00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:55,780
Hey, I was no patsy.
277
00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:58,080
After all,
I had an investment here.
278
00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,280
[ door opens ] - Kevin!
279
00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:05,250
Unfortunately, at that moment,
the stock market crashed.
280
00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:07,050
I'm so glad you're here!
281
00:12:07,050 --> 00:12:09,090
Are you just about ready
to get started?
282
00:12:09,090 --> 00:12:12,060
Uh, sure. Yeah, just about.
283
00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:13,830
Good.
284
00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:16,860
Okay, Arnold.
So, we have a deal?
285
00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,170
Fine.
286
00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:24,870
What else could I do?
I was stymied.
287
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:28,140
Greed and temptation
had conspired against me.
288
00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:29,910
Let's just get to work now,
okay?
289
00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:31,840
You got it.
290
00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:34,610
And there was really nothing
left to say, but...
291
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,450
Boys...
292
00:12:36,450 --> 00:12:38,220
Break time.
293
00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:47,260
Right.
294
00:12:50,260 --> 00:12:53,800
[ Bachman-Turner Overdrive's
"takin' care of business" plays ]
295
00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:59,500
So, that weekend,
we got to work.
296
00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:02,070
We banded together as a team.
297
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,980
It was time to put
economic differences behind us.
298
00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:07,250
? and I been takin' care
of business... ?
299
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:09,580
It was time to paint.
300
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,150
? ...Of business every way... ?
301
00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:15,690
Sure, maybe we had no idea
what we were doing.
302
00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:18,190
So what?
303
00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:22,960
What we lacked in experience,
we made up for with...
304
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,860
Lack of experience.
305
00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:31,170
And after two days of work,
one thing was crystal-clear.
306
00:13:31,170 --> 00:13:33,770
This was a disaster.
307
00:13:33,770 --> 00:13:36,240
Can't you guys go any faster?
308
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,740
We're going as fast as we can.
309
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:41,710
Donnelly, why don't you take
that top window up there?
310
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,550
I'm afraid of heights.
311
00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:47,820
But I paid you
for a second floor.
312
00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:51,160
I know. I appreciate it.
313
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,960
? ...Just lyin' in the sun... ?
314
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:57,560
Hey, Arnold, uh, we're gonna
need some more paint.
315
00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:01,270
Time was money.
Paint was money.
316
00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:03,700
So it was obvious
what I had to do.
317
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,700
? ...And we be
takin' care of... ?
318
00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:11,380
I had to ask miss farmer
for an extra hundred dollars.
319
00:14:11,380 --> 00:14:13,010
It shouldn't be difficult.
320
00:14:13,010 --> 00:14:15,710
This was business...
simple economics.
321
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,680
It had nothing to do
with anything else.
322
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:25,520
Nothing to do with long legs,
with soft skin,
323
00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:29,390
With the way a woman smelled
in the morning.
324
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,200
Miss farmer? You got a second?
325
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,070
Hi, Kevin.
326
00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:35,730
Uh...
327
00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:37,300
Hi.
328
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,310
I guess
it must look kind of silly...
329
00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:42,070
Me sunbathing here
without a pool.
330
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,340
But somehow,
331
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:46,010
"silly" wasn't exactly
the word that came to mind.
332
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,650
So? How's it going?
333
00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:49,920
Oh, fine. It's just...
334
00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,720
Actually, uh...
335
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,820
What I came to tell you
is I think it's gonna cost
336
00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:55,950
More than I thought.
337
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,390
Really?
338
00:14:57,390 --> 00:14:59,730
Well, you should have told me.
339
00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:02,760
You can always come to me
when you have a problem.
340
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,660
Holy cow! This was gonna be
easier than I thought.
341
00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:08,270
I was funded! I was flush!
342
00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:09,840
I was back in the chips.
343
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,040
Here. Here's an extra $10.
344
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:17,310
I was... Working for peanuts.
345
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:19,340
Thanks.
346
00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:21,650
I'm glad I could help.
347
00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:24,950
There's paint, paint remover,
348
00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:27,390
Pans, brushes...
349
00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:29,690
Anything else?
350
00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:30,990
The ladder.
351
00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:32,660
Oh, yeah.
352
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:35,430
You starting a new house?
353
00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:37,300
Yeah, I'm painting
the whole block.
354
00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,000
Ooh.
355
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,330
Okay, let's add her up.
356
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,670
[ Cash register dings ]
357
00:15:41,670 --> 00:15:43,840
That's $41.
358
00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:47,510
It was amazing...
$41 on the nose.
359
00:15:47,510 --> 00:15:51,680
My once-magnificent fortune
was now completely gone.
360
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,110
Plus there's tax.
361
00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:58,050
Thanks.
362
00:15:58,050 --> 00:16:00,650
I was flat broke... busted.
363
00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:02,750
My only hope
was to cut my losses
364
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,260
And finish the job
before it finished me.
365
00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:07,960
Hey, Donnelly, over here.
366
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,960
Look.
367
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,170
Whoa!
368
00:16:13,170 --> 00:16:14,870
Hey, guys!
369
00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:18,000
You think we can get
a little painting done here?
370
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:20,770
Lighten up, Arnold.
We're on a break.
371
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,140
All right. That's it.
372
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:26,380
I'd had enough.
I was fed up with these jokers.
373
00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:28,080
I'd been pushed to my limit.
374
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,980
Hey, you guys took a break
20 minutes ago.
375
00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:31,920
It's time to get
some work done now.
376
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,620
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
377
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,460
And maybe that's when it
hit me... the horrible truth.
378
00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:39,860
Whoa.
379
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:42,460
I was letting
this poor schoolteacher's house
380
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,460
Be painted by...
A bunch of perverts.
381
00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:47,870
You know, I can't believe you.
382
00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:50,470
I am really, really surprised.
383
00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:55,170
Donnelly, Spinoza, Horvath,
I hired you.
384
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,480
And from the first day,
all you've been doing
385
00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,480
Is goldbricking and daydreaming.
386
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,780
And from now on,
387
00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:04,680
There's gonna be no more breaks
and no daydreaming.
388
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,850
Do I make myself clear?
389
00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:09,120
And you're gonna take pride
in your work.
390
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,460
And you're gonna paint!
391
00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:12,420
And you're not gonna
stop painting
392
00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:14,060
Until this job is finished!
393
00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:17,430
There...
it was a summons to arms,
394
00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:19,860
An appeal to old-fashioned
red-blooded ethics
395
00:17:19,870 --> 00:17:23,500
That called for only one reply.
396
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,340
We quit.
397
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,240
See ya.
398
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,740
What do you mean, you quit?
399
00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:32,710
You can't just quit!
400
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:35,180
I already paid you!
401
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,580
I paid for those overalls!
402
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:42,290
And those gloves!
403
00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:45,490
But suddenly I was on my own.
404
00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:50,400
Kevin?
Honey, are you all right?
405
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,900
Yeah. I'm fine.
406
00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:55,400
Hey, there...
there's paint in my potatoes!
407
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,940
Shut up, butthead.
408
00:17:56,940 --> 00:18:00,310
That night, I was in no mood
for jokes... or potatoes.
409
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:02,470
You sure
you're not working too hard?
410
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:05,180
Yeah.
Mom, I told you, I'm fine.
411
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:06,880
Really.
412
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:10,180
Besides... It's my job.
413
00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:13,550
I know. But you look exhausted.
414
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:17,790
Honey, no one would blame you
if you quit.
415
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,730
They wouldn't?
416
00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:25,130
And there it was...
peace with honor.
417
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:26,970
Just in my grasp.
418
00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:28,830
Quit?
419
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,670
He's not gonna quit.
420
00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:34,240
Whoops.
421
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,580
You know, Kevin,
at first I had my doubts.
422
00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:39,110
But seeing how hard
you've been working...
423
00:18:39,110 --> 00:18:42,410
I got to say...
424
00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:44,750
I'm impressed, son.
425
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,420
And I guess
that's when I realized,
426
00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:49,650
Looking into my father's eyes,
427
00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:52,360
Seeing his admiration,
his trust,
428
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:55,090
His total misreading
of the situation...
429
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:58,500
I knew there was
only one thing to do.
430
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:03,570
I was gonna turn a profit
from this thing or die trying.
431
00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:09,140
Sure, I'd gotten confused
by beauty, by lust, by greed.
432
00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:11,740
But no more. Nope.
433
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:15,610
From now on,
business was business was...
434
00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:22,150
I've been waiting for you.
435
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,720
Never mind.
436
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,790
You have?
437
00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:28,760
Kevin!
438
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,030
Oh. Hi.
439
00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:34,200
I'm glad you stopped by.
Won't you come in?
440
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,240
I just made some lemonade.
Would you like some?
441
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,070
No, thanks. I just came over
to tell you something.
442
00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:43,380
Oh? What?
443
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:46,080
At that moment, I noticed
something about miss farmer
444
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,150
That I'd never before seen.
445
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:53,420
She had a large man
in her kitchen.
446
00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:57,160
Oh, Kevin...
this is Mr. Kaplan.
447
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,460
He just bought my house.
448
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:01,260
What?
449
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:02,560
Please, Lisa.
450
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,060
"Dave."
451
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:07,400
We just signed the papers
this morning.
452
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,230
I couldn't believe it.
453
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,800
She'd really done this? To me?
454
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,270
You're moving?
455
00:20:13,270 --> 00:20:17,180
Not far...
just an apartment across town.
456
00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:18,340
[ Sighs ]
457
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,510
I love this house.
458
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,350
You know,
when I first moved in here,
459
00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:25,880
I guess I thought
that someday I'd get married
460
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:29,120
And raise my family here.
461
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:32,890
But I just don't know what it is
about this neighborhood.
462
00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:35,960
The mailman, my next-door
neighbor with his lawnmower...
463
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,060
Seems these guys
see a single girl
464
00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:41,030
And all they want to do
is take advantage of her.
465
00:20:42,970 --> 00:20:44,440
Oh.
466
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,910
Oh.
467
00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:51,340
And somehow, right then,
468
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:55,210
I began to get an inkling of
what was really going on here.
469
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:58,580
Well, uh...
I guess you won't want me
470
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,620
To finish painting the house,
then, right?
471
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:03,690
Why, Kevin... Of course I do.
472
00:21:03,690 --> 00:21:06,930
After all,
we made a deal, didn't we?
473
00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:09,960
Guess I already knew
what came next.
474
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,100
And a deal's a deal.
475
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:13,930
Yeah, that was it...
476
00:21:13,930 --> 00:21:18,170
The bottom line,
in anyone's ledger.
477
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:21,940
Mr. Kaplan...
478
00:21:21,940 --> 00:21:25,080
You know, this painting
is getting pretty expensive.
479
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,910
I'm gonna need some extra money
to finish it.
480
00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:30,420
Don't look at me,kid.
481
00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:35,090
I just paid 55 grand
for a $40,000 house.
482
00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:39,460
In a world where everyone
was taking advantage
483
00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:41,160
Of everybody else,
484
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:44,900
Sex and economics
were facts of life...
485
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:47,170
For all of us.
486
00:21:47,170 --> 00:21:48,700
The teenagers in Africa
487
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:51,070
Have a life that's very much
different from yours...
488
00:21:51,070 --> 00:21:54,040
I continued to see miss farmer
every day,
489
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,740
But somehow
it wasn't the same after that.
490
00:21:56,740 --> 00:21:58,910
They usually spend
their time...
491
00:21:58,910 --> 00:22:02,280
After all, in a way,
she'd done me a favor...
492
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,650
Taught me a lesson in life.
493
00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:08,790
To wit... when it came
to beautiful women and money,
494
00:22:08,790 --> 00:22:11,060
It would always end
like this...
495
00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:14,790
Some guy would get stuck
on a ladder in November...
496
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,200
Hey!
497
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,430
You missed a spot!
498
00:22:19,430 --> 00:22:21,470
And some guy
would end up alone.
499
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:27,170
? ...Be sure that this is love
beyond compare... ?
500
00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:28,870
All I know for sure is
501
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,640
It took me six weeks
to finish painting that house.
502
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:36,550
It cost me $214
of my own hard-earned money.
503
00:22:36,550 --> 00:22:39,750
? ...Would all this be true ?
504
00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:41,520
? if I didn't care... ?
505
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,860
And the next spring,
506
00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:46,830
Mr. Kaplan
put up aluminum siding.
507
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:51,430
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