All language subtitles for The Wonder Years s05e21 Stormy Weather.eng

? What would you do
if I sang out of tune? ?

? Would you stand up
and walk out on me? ?

? Lend me your ears,
and I'll sing you a song ?

? I will try not to sing
out of key, yeah ?

? Oh, baby, I get by ?
? By with a little help from my friends ?

? All I need is my buddies ?

? High with a little help
from my friends ?

? I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ?
?Try with a little help from my friends ?

- ? Whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ?
- ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?

It always seemed
that in my house,

the most dramatic things...

[ Thunder crashes ]

Happened in the middle
of the night.

Like the night
of the big blizzard

when Dad got stuck
out on the highway

and we thought
we'd never see him again.

[ Thunder crashes ]

Or the night my brother

swallowed a whole bag
of marbles

and threw them up in the car
on the way to the hospital.

[ Thunder crashes ]

Or the night my eight-legged
science project escaped

and turned up in Mom's
nightgown at 3:00 A.M.

But nothing ever created
quite as much confusion

around my house as the night...

[ Doorbell rings ]

My sister came back home.

Honey?

Hi.

What time is it?

Karen, are you all right?

I'm fine, Mom.

Can I come in?

- Of course.
- Thanks.

Like I said,

we weren't exactly strangers
to midnight crises.

Honey, you're soaked.

Yeah. I know, Mom.

How did you get here?

Uh, my friend Robin
gave me a ride.

Do you have any tea?

Well, yeah.

Still, for some reason,

there was something
about this night

that was just a tad more
baffling than usual.

Is that Karen?

No, butthead. It's Santa Claus.

Oh.

Karen, what happened?

Nothing happened.
Mom, do we have any herbal?

Oh, here, honey. I'll get it.

- It's up here.
- Thanks.

Well, something
must have happened.

I-it's 2:00 in the morning.

Honey, did you and Michael
have a fight?

Something like that.

A fight? What kind of fight?

Daddy, I really don't want to
talk about it, okay?

Do we have any pretzels?

Wait a minute.

What do you mean,
you don't want to talk about it?

You show up soaking wet,
freezing,

in the middle of the night.

Jack, she's upset.

That's right.

I'm going to bed.

What bed?

The one in my room, of course.

She's taking my room! Mom!

Honey, don't worry.
You can sleep in Kevin's room.

- Mom! Wait!
- And there you had it.

- Mom!
- Can't she sleep in the garage?

Oh. No.

In one burst of confusion,

Karen had blown back
into our house

and completely
rearranged our lives.

At least let me get you
an extra blanket, honey.

No, Mom. I'll... I'll be fine.

Karen...

Look, I'm tired, and I'm wet,

and I don't want to
talk about it anymore.

Okay?

And the weird thing was...

Good night.

None of us had any idea why.

[ Rooster crows ]

- I did not.
- You did so.

- That wasn't me.
- Yes, it was, troll.

You snore tonight,
you lose your tongue.

Me? What about you?

Hey. Hey!

Hey!

Knock it off.

All in all, it was kind of
a restless night...

Morning!

For most of us, anyway.

Good morning, honey.
How'd you sleep?

Great.

So, Karen,
what happened last night?

Michael and I
got in an argument.

And?

Do you guys
have any orange juice?

Karen.

Look,
it's really very simple...

I just decided things weren't
working between me and Michael.

So I'm moving out.

Now, considering Karen

had been shacking up
with the guy for a year,

this was no small news.

Honey, does this mean
you're gonna be moving back

into the college dorms?

Not exactly.

As a matter of fact, I was
thinking of moving back here.

- What?
- Huh?

I'm going out to the garage.

Needless to say,

it was a decision
not without repercussions,

for all of us.

[ Door closes ]
What's going on here?

I'm not sure
she knows what she's doing.

Well,
somebody better go talk to her.

After all,
moving out was one thing.

Moving back in
was quite another.

Okay.

I'll talk to her.

So, we set out
to settle the confusion,

iron out the turmoil.

Not that Dad
would have to go it alone.

We had a stake in this, too.

[ Clears throat ] Karen?

What are you doing?

Did you guys throw out
my Jefferson airplane poster?

I'm not sure.

I just wanted to hang it
back up on my wall.

Yeah, well, about that, Karen.

You know, everybody has fights.
That happens to everybody.

Dad, Michael is the most
chauvinistic, pigheaded,

closed-minded man I've ever met.

Uh-huh.
We were off to a great start.

Listen, Kar, I know
you're upset and everything,

but...

Are you sure you want
to come back here?

Why, is that a problem?

Uh, no. No, it's just...

What about college?

I mean, you got your classes,
and...

daddy, don't worry about that.
I'll figure it out.

I mean,
right now I just want to,

you know, take some time,
think things over,

take the summer
to get things straight, okay?

Well, that... Sounds reasonable.

Translation... Wayne and I
were condemned to one room.

Look, Dad, the last thing
I wanted to do was to drag you

in the middle of this thing
between me and Michael.

Well... That's okay.

So, I was wondering,

could you go up there
and get my stuff?

[ Buzzer! ]

And suddenly...

[ Doorbell rings ]

The plot began to thicken.

Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.
-Hi.

It's us.

Where's Karen?

She, um...

She couldn't be here.

She kind of asked us to, uh...

We came to get her loot.

Well, we did, didn't we?

And with that...

we were through the gates
and onto the deck...

Of the Titanic.

[ Foghorn blows ]

Oh, brother.

Looked kind of like
heartbreak hotel.

Sorry about the mess.

I wasn't expecting... Company.

Look, we don't want
to put you out.

We just want to get
Karen's things.

Things.

Yeah.

Well, most of her things
are upstairs, but...

that'll be fine. Let's go.

Still, I couldn't help feeling
like Attila the Hun.

Seemed like I owed the guy
some word of consolation.

Sorry about all this.

Yeah.

So much for consolation.
It was time to get packing.

Not that that
was gonna be easy...

In the middle of
the lucky couple's bedroom.

So...
This is where it all happened.

Sorry.

Didn't have a chance
to make the bed.

Clearly, there was only
one thing to do...

load up and move out.

So, where do we start?

How about this?

That's our tent.

Karen and I were supposed to go
to mount pine next week

for our first anniversary.

Bummer.

[ Sighs ] Michael...

You think you could help us out
with this?

'Course it was pretty clear

the guy didn't really
have a choice.

[ Sighs ] Well...

She keeps most of her things
in there.

The top two drawers.

And with that,
we crossed the Rubicon...

[ Violins screeching ]

And reached...

The wall of underwear.

[ Horn honks ]

Still, an hour later,

we were on our way...

Let's get out of here.

With Karen's life in boxes.

Mr. Arnold, wait.

I can't let you do this.

Michael, we're going.

Fine, then.

I'll go with you.

Unhunh.

Well, I can't just let
this happen, can I?

I mean, just because
we had an argument

doesn't mean you move out
of someone's life, do you?

- Michael...
- I mean, you know how she is.

She's stubborn and pigheaded.

She won't listen to anybody.

What would you do?

Now, understand,
my Dad was a patient man,

a private man, a good man.

But he was no Ann Landers.

Look, Michael,
what you do is your business.

All I know
is I never wanted you two

living like this
in the first place.

And with that,
we'd reached the bottom line.

Yeah, neither did I.

What did you say?

Well, that's what the fight
was about.

Didn't she tell you?

I wanted to marry her.

Hi, Mom.

Hi, honey.

Just in time to eat.

Two hours later,
we were home with the goods.

Did you get all my things?

Yeah,
I think we got everything.

Yep...
books, records, underwear.

[ Motorcycle approaches ]

Plus a few things
that maybe weren't on the list.

[ Knock on door ]

Hi.

I don't believe you.

And in the glow of that
heartwarming moment,

there was only one thing
to say.

So, what's for dinner?

And so we sat down to sup,

the traditional
Arnold nuclear family unit...

Plus the man
who came to dinner.

The meat loaf is delicious,
Mrs. Arnold.

Thank you.

It was kind of like having
a 2-ton elephant at the table.

Not that we couldn't be
hospitable

about the whole thing.

You know, Michael, I really
wasn't expecting you here.

Yeah. I guess not. [ Chuckles ]

[ Chuckles ]

So, why are you here?

I

Simple.

Dad invited him.

What?

No, Norma.
I, uh, didn't invite him.

No, he didn't invite me.

- Yeah. Mom, he just...
- Jack.

[ Door closes ]

And it was time
for another lovebird serenade.

Hi.

Look, Karen, why don't we take
a walk and talk this over?

There's nothing to talk about.

What does that mean?

Michael.

Karen, all I did
was ask you to marry me.

Whoops.

I beg your pardon.

Norma, I was gonna...

fine, Michael. You want to talk
about it? Let's talk about it.

Marriage is an antiquated,
male-centered institution.

And I don't believe in it.

Institution?

Karen, this is you and me,
not some building.

Fine.
You can make a joke of it.

Karen, I am not joking.

Yes, you are, Michael.

Wait. Please.

But if Mom meant to untie
the tangle here...

It seems to me...

look, it's really very simple.

I don't want to spend
the rest of my life

making meat loaf
and mashed potatoes.

The tangle got worse.

Karen, why do you always
have to be like this?

See? You're already trying
to change me!

I am not!

Michael, I want you to leave.

Now.

Fine.

[ Door opens, closes ]

And there you had it.

It was as if a tornado
had blown through our house...

[ Door slams ]
...And left no survivors.

Would you mind
getting the dishes, Jack?

Dad, can I have his roll?

[ Engine turns over ]

Michael!

Maybe it was dumb
I went out there,

but he was a guy I admired,

and I didn't want him
to just leave.

You're not just gonna go
like this, are you?

I don't think
she really left me a choice.

Yeah, but I've known my sister
all my life.

She never means anything
she says.

Well, nice try, anyway.

I'm pretty sure
she meant it, Kevin.

But...

I don't know.

It just seemed I should say
something to make this better,

something about men and women

and human relationships.

Maybe she'll change her mind.

Yeah.

Well, thanks for the advice.

Yeah.

See ya.

For the rest of that day,
nobody really said much.

For some reason, we all pretty
much kept to ourselves.

The funny thing is,
you'd think a marriage proposal

would bring a family together.

But this was 1972.

[ Motorcycle approaches ]

Things had gotten
very complicated.

[ Engine shuts off ]

What's going on?

I don't know.

It was kind of like watching

the marines land
at Omaha beach.

What's this all about?

How should I know?

He's pitching that damn tent.

Michael?

Michael,
have you lost your mind?

Michael!

But somehow, the guy
didn't appear in the mood

for conversation.

He's lost it.

You're telling me.

I think you better
do something, Jack.

Me?

[ Chuckles ]

He's not gonna listen to me.

All right, then.

I'll talk to him.

No.

I don't want anyone
talking to him.

This is between Michael and me.

Karen.

Mom, I'll handle this.

Leaving one small question.

So, what are you gonna do?

Nothing. I'll just ignore him.

I'm going to bed.

Good night.

And there really wasn't
a whole lot left

for the rest of us to do.

Except, of course...

Hide in the kitchen.

No, Mrs. Litton, he's not
one of those agitators.

He's a... Friend of the family.

I'm sure he'll be gone
in the morning.

Yeah. Sorry.

There we were,
prisoners in our own house,

bunkered down at 3:00 A.M.

While some maniac banged tent
poles into our flower patch.

You know, this is stupid.

You know that, don't you?

I mean, are we just gonna
sit here all night?

We can't, right?
I mean, that'd be idiotic.

So I think we should
do something.

There.

It was a clear and bold
call for action.

Mom...

Is there any more meat loaf?

I'll make some coffee.

The truth was clear.

This problem was too big
for us to solve by ourselves.

It was gonna take
something bigger,

something more powerful.

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Thunder crashes ]

Karen?

Hi.

The thing is,
she looked almost frightened,

as if there was something out
there that scared her to death.

[ Thunder crashes ]

Maybe there was.

[ Thunder rumbles ]

I thought you went back to bed.

I did.

I just... I couldn't sleep.

[ Thunder crashes ]

This is insane.

And we all knew it was.

I guess love always is.

He's just standing there.

What is he doing?

Well, for one thing,
he's getting pretty wet.

I'll tell you something, though,

any guy who'd go through
all this

then stand out there in the rain

must be really crazy about you.

[ Thunder crashes ]

Daddy,
what am I supposed to do?

But the fact was,

we'd done just about everything
any family could.

From now on,

it was out of our hands.

Karen?

It's freezing out there.

I'm gonna bring him some coffee.

[ Thunder rumbles ]

No.

I'll do it.

Like I said,

anything really important
that happened at my house...

[ Thunder crashes ]

Happened in the middle
of the night.

You cold?

Nah.

A little.

Here.

What took you so long?

Jerk.

[ Thunder crashes ]

In a way,
it was a relief to all of us.

We weren't really good
at things like romance.

We were better at marbles

and eight-legged
science projects.

Look, Karen,

I don't care about getting
married and being married.

I just want us to be together.

What took you so long?

10 days later, Karen asked
Michael to marry her...

? Desperado ?

And he accepted.

? Why don't you come
to your senses? ?

? Come down from your fences ?

? Open the gate ?

? It may be rainin' ?

? But there's a rainbow
above you ?

? You better let somebody
love you ?

? Let somebody love you ?

? Before it's too late ?

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