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? What would you do
if I sang out of tune? ?
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? Would you stand up
and walk out on me? ?
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? Lend me your ears,
and I'll sing you a song ?
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? I will try not to sing
out of key, yeah ?
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? Oh, baby, I get by ?
? By with a little help from my friends ?
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? All I need is my buddies ?
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? High with a little help
from my friends ?
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? I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ? -?
Try with a little help from my friends ?
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? Whoa-oa-oa-oa ?
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?
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? Somebody who knows
quite sure ?
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? Baby ?
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? By with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Said I'm gonna make it
with my friends ?
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? Try with a little help
from my friends ?
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? Oh, I'm gonna
keep on trying ?
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? High with a little help
from my friends ?
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? I'm gonna keep on trying now,
baby ?
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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Growing upin the suburbs in the '60s,
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You were pretty much shelteredfrom the forces of change
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Unleashed by the outside world.
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But what about the forces ofchange unleashed from within?
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[ Bell rings ]
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Change...not always a pretty sight.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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In fact,it could get pretty ugly.
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But that was the stuffthat movies were made of.
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That wasn't the real world.
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[ woman screaming
on television ]
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Or was it?
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Oh, my lord!
They're coming to visit!
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Who?
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The Pruitts... Phil and Claire.
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They're gonna be in town
next week.
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It's been eight years.
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Actually,it had been nine years.
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I remembered the occasionquite distinctly.
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It was something I'd justas well have forgotten.
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Kevin, you remember
little Gina, don't you?
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Not that anyonewas gonna let me.
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Gina... Gina...
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You two were always
so cute together.
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You were like twins.
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A little more than twins,
weren't you, Kev?
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Come on. We were 4 years old.
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In broad daylight, one littleinnocent game of "Ben Casey,"
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And I was marked for life.
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Give the kid a break, huh?
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Phil looks like
he's put on weight.
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And look...
Gina's really growing up.
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It was hard to imagine,little Gina Pruitt...
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Always a scab on her knee,a dirty face...
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Loved to make mud pies.
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Hello!
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What a pretty young girl
she turned out to be.
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[ Ding! ] -paging dr. Arnold.
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Paging dr. Arnold.
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Maybe you can show her
a nice time when they're here.
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For this girl?
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I'd swim the deepest ocean,climb the highest mountain.
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Well... If...
if you really think I should.
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Yep. Talk about change.This was total metamorphosis.
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Jack?
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Oh.
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Uh-huh.
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Nature was definitelysmiling on me.
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[ thunder crashes, wind howls ]
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Nature... a harsh mistress.
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A planet
which appears to be engulfed
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In a blue-green dome
of tranquility
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Is, in reality,
a swirling mass of matter
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In the constant throes
of transition.
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This girl had a crush on you?
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Yeah, well, in kindergarten.
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And she's coming to your house?
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Maybe I was bragging,
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But I knew Paul wouldappreciate my good fortune.
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Oh, man. I'd be worried.
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Worried?
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What if something goes wrong?
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Wrong? Paul, what could
possibly go wrong?
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For centuries,
man has tried to predict
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When and where
nature will wreak her havoc...
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With no success.
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I don't know. It just sounds
too good to be true.
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I mean, things like this
don't just happen.
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Apparently, Cantwell and Paulshared the same world view.
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Things fall apart.
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Yeah, so, bottom line, Paul...
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You happy for me or not?
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Sure, I'm happy.
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Good.
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It's just that...
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What?
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[ Sighs ]
you never know, Kevin.
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That's the worst part...
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You just... Never... Know.
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Ah, well. The worldis full of pessimists.
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[ rooster crows,
pastoral music plays ]
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Me... I was optimisticabout change.
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I mean, look...
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Even old Kevin Arnoldwasn't turning out so bad.
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A little taller,little more filled out...
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Yeah,probably couldn't get away
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Without shaving much longer.
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You could feel the whiskers
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Starting to push their wayto the...
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[ music stops ] wait a second.
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This was no whisker!
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This was... Doom.
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This was disaster. This was...
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A zit.
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And not just any zit.
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A zit!
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My first zit.
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[ door slams ]
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Betrayed by my own glands,
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I went throughthe four classic stages...
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Denial...
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No. No.
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No, no!
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Not now! Not me!
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Anger...
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Guilt...
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And finally...
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Depression.
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Kevin, honey! Breakfast!
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Still, maybe I was blowingthis out of proportion...
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Making a mountainout of a molehill.
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Kevin! Honey!
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I mean, maybe no onewould even notice.
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Honey, give the oatmeal
a little stir
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And fix a bowl for yourself,
would you, please?
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All right, what we needed todo here was to test the waters.
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Uh, Mom...
How does this shirt look?
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It's... Pulling
around the collar.
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So far, so good.
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Mom could spotdirty fingernails at the table
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From 30 yards away.
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If I could get past her...
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Ooh. Looks like you got
a little pimple there.
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Mom...
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Come on,
you can barely notice it.
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Really?
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Oh, now, don't be
so self-conscious.
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I was 13 years old.
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Being self-consciouswas a full-time job.
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Uh-oh.
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What's with you?
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Nothing.
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I couldn't believe it.Wayne missed it.
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I was in the clear.
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Whoa! Check out the zit.
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A zit?
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Well... Let's have a look-see,
shall we?
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As usual,I could count on my family
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To treat my private adolescentpain with compassion.
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Looks pretty deep, Kev.
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We might have to operate!
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It's from all that junk food
you eat.
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You should stick to organics.
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Compassion... Sensitivity...
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And outright snickering.
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My only hope was my friendswould be more forgiving.
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Ecch!
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Paul.
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- Have you been eating fried food?
- Paul!
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- Chocolate?
- Paul.
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[ Sighs ] I know.
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- What?
- Stress.
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Have you been experiencing
any stress lately?
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Yeah... since the startof this conversation.
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Can we just forget about it?
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Yeah, sure, don't worry about
it. I mean, it's no big deal.
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Exactly,
so could we just forget...
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Oh, my god.
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Isn't that girl
coming this week?
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Ladies and gentlemen,my best friend.
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Isn't that always the way?
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I told you something
was gonna go wrong.
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What are you gonna do?
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[ Horn honks ] Paul was right.
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I couldn't stand idly by.
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I needed a plan.
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Then it came to me.
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As longas I could keep everyone
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On the right-hand sideof my face all day,
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Things would be just fine.
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[ panting ]
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Hey, that's my seat.
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This isn't assigned seating.
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Yeah, but I like
sitting by the window.
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Paul, live a little, huh?
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[ Sighs ]
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Okay. So far, so good.
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Next plan.
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I had to get my mindoff this stupid thing.
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Krakatoa.
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For years, a harmless
sleeping giant of a volcano
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Rising 6,000 feet above
the quiet waters of Indonesia.
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[ Volcano rumbles ]
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[ Volcano erupts ]
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Boom!
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Untold tons of rock and ash
disgorged into the atmosphere.
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Man... the hapless victim
of catastrophic change.
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Yep. That was me, all right.
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[ volcano erupts ] - boom!
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Unless...
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Wait a minute. Gina wouldn'tbe here for a week.
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This thing was boundto clear up in a week.
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Two days?!
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Well, the Pruitts had
a change of plans, honey.
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They're coming in two days?!
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[ Chuckles ]
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Mom, they can't do this!
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[ Chuckling ] honey,
what's gotten into you?
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I thought you were
looking forward to seeing Gina.
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Two days?
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Oh, gee, that's perfect.
She'll be here just in time.
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In time for what?
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Never mind.
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Aw, Kev.
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It won't be so bad.
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After the first few hours,
you probably won't even notice
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All the pointing
and whispering.
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Oh, Gina!
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All right, time was against me.
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But I wasn't gonna be one ofMr. Cantwell's hapless victims.
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If it was man against nature,I'd put my bets on me.
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I was gonna bemaster of my own... Pores.
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? Ain't no mountain high
enough ? -? Uh-huh ?
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So I scrubbed.
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? Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh ?
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- ? Ain't no river wide enough ?
- ? Uh-huh ?
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I buffed.
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I polished.
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? Ain't no mountain
high enough ?
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? Nothin' can keep me ?
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I tried everything.
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? Keep me from you ?
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? Ain't no mountain
high enough ?
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And when it was all over...
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I had the most well-groomedpimple on the block.
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[ sighs ]
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[ Bell rings ]
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Pressure...
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Building up
from subterranean depths.
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Magmatic eruptions beneath
the earth's fragile surface.
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By the next day,it was no longer a question
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Of whether this pimplewas gonna go away.
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It was a question of how muchbigger it was going to get.
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Titanic eruptions
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Eventually capable
of supporting life.
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The mineral-rich lava
giving rise to thick vegetation.
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Well, no sign of vegetation.
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Yet.
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Have you tried steaming
your face in lemon water?
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Paul...
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No, really.
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Mom says the only way
to get rid of facial blemishes
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Is hot towels
and steaming lemon water.
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Lemon water?
265
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,539
Yeah. Works every time.
266
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:58,009
Really?
267
00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,910
It worked for you?
268
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,311
Well...
269
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:03,647
I never really...
270
00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:04,915
Well...
271
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,817
Had a pimple.
272
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,352
Then how would you
know anything
273
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,053
About getting rid of them, huh?
274
00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:11,355
Hey, I was just trying
to help, okay?
275
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,390
Yeah, well, that was the
stupidest thing I've ever heard.
276
00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:14,625
Boom!
277
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,094
Stupid? Maybe.
278
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:20,231
But I was running outof alternatives.
279
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:25,002
So much for taking advicefrom a rank amateur.
280
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,336
[ door closes ]
281
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:29,940
It was time to enlistthe help... Of a pro.
282
00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,708
Go for it!
283
00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,477
You think so?
284
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,346
That's what I would do.
285
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,114
Think what you like.
286
00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,783
Wayne was a seasoned veteranon this turf.
287
00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,318
Squeeze it!
288
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,654
I don't know.
289
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,057
It's the only way
to get rid of it.
290
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,925
Oh, unless...
291
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:51,361
It makes it
about 10 times bigger.
292
00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:57,301
But, then again, it could
just go away by tomorrow.
293
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,036
Or...
294
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,237
No. Oh, no.
295
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,940
The chances of that happening
are really remote.
296
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:05,409
"Or" what?
297
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:08,245
Well, it could get infected
and go directly to your brain.
298
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,447
Wayne!
299
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,882
Hey, if you don't want my help,
that's fine.
300
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:14,084
I'm sure you're gonna
figure it out by yourself.
301
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,286
[ Sighs ] wait.
302
00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:25,295
Wayne's drawer...
303
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:29,966
The toxic wastelandof the Arnold bathroom.
304
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,970
[ Geiger counter clicking ]
305
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,739
Made you wonderif the atomic energy commission
306
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,874
Knew about this.
307
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,575
Here it is.
308
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,577
Don't ever say
I didn't do anything for you.
309
00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,879
Sure, I was suspicious.
310
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,882
But maybe Wayne finally sawa little of himself
311
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,683
In his younger brother.
312
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:48,753
Maybe he'd beendown this hellish road himself
313
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,588
And understood the seriousnessof the situation.
314
00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,190
Give me a buck.
315
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,359
Or maybe he needed a buck.
316
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:56,393
What?!
317
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,596
Take it or leave it.
318
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:03,233
What could I say?These were desperate times.
319
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,844
And the thing did comewith an ironclad guarantee
320
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,046
To vanquisheven the toughest blemish.
321
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:23,087
Plus,I had a date with destiny.
322
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,528
[ birds chirping ]
323
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:34,031
[ "Over the rainbow" plays ]
324
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,571
Somewhere over the rainbow,
325
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:44,641
Where kids don't have to worryabout their complexion.
326
00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:46,944
[ Insect buzzing ]
327
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,147
[ Alarm clock buzzing ]
328
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,815
[ Buzzing stops ]
329
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:55,452
At least, that was the dream.
330
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,624
[ sighs ]
331
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,594
Okay, no sensein hoping for miracles.
332
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,664
At worst, it would be reducedto the size of...
333
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,787
[ volcano erupts ] ...Krakatoa.
334
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,204
It was bigger than ever!
335
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,938
And it was t-minus 12 hours
336
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:18,809
Until Gina Pruitt and Icame face to disfigured face.
337
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,444
[ sighs ]
338
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:23,347
There was only one wayto salvage my dignity,
339
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:26,316
My honor, my good name.
340
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,822
I was gonna have to lie.
341
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,657
What happened?
342
00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:35,926
Happened?
343
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,194
To your face.
344
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,463
You want to know the truth?
345
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,934
Okay, here goes.
346
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:47,571
I... Got into a fight.
347
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:48,806
You what?
348
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,108
I got into a fight.
349
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,843
With who?
350
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,411
With who?
351
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:55,612
With...
352
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,714
With...
353
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,851
Him.
354
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,990
You got in a fight
with Tony Barbell?
355
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,492
Heck, if you're gonnabreak a commandment,
356
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:10,327
You might as wellget a little mileage out of it.
357
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,394
Yeah.
358
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:13,731
Why?
359
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,934
He was just...
Saying some stuff.
360
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,536
What sort of stuff?
361
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,006
Whoops. Get outbefore you hang yourself.
362
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,208
Look, I'd rather not
talk about this, okay?
363
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,444
Of course. I understand.
364
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:33,484
That must have really hurt.
365
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,387
Yeah, well...
366
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,690
I mean, getting hit
right on that pimple.
367
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,327
[ Thud ]
368
00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,463
Ever have one of those days?
369
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:49,199
I hear you're telling people
me and you got in a fight.
370
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:50,401
What?
371
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,236
You heard me!
372
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,505
Listen, there must be
some kind of mistake.
373
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,940
I-I didn't get
into a fight with you.
374
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,776
So, why'd you say you did?
375
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,312
Ididn't...
376
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,646
Exactly.
377
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,051
Because I can tell you
one thing...
378
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,419
If Tony Barbell
ever punched you,
379
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,955
You'd end up with more than
just a Band-Aid on your cheek.
380
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,627
[ laughing ]
381
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,199
All right,this was totally out of hand.
382
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,867
I'd almost gotten myself killed
383
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,937
By a guy who referredto himself in the third person.
384
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,006
And for what?
385
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:33,443
A lousy pimple, a stupidlittle, meaningless zit.
386
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,847
What did it matterin the great scheme of things?
387
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,448
Life was too short.
388
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,151
I had things to do,places to go...
389
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:42,486
[ doorbell rings ]
390
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:44,188
People to meet.
391
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,757
Claire, Phil, hi! Come on in!
392
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,527
[ Door closes ]
393
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,596
[ Indistinct conversation ]
394
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,200
- Where's Kevin?
- I'll run and get him.
395
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:58,802
Well, the Moment of truthhad finally come.
396
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,371
And I knewexactly what I had to do.
397
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:09,479
Bar the door and wait foradolescence to run its course.
398
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,649
[ knock on door ] - Kevin?
399
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,652
Uh... Don't come in.
400
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,721
Honey, Gina Pruitt's here.
401
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:22,226
Okay, it was timeto lay out my final options.
402
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:24,094
I could hit the road...
403
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,063
Start running, keep running,and never look back.
404
00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,866
[ knock on door ] - Kevin!
405
00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,435
[ Knock on door ]
406
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,406
Or I could face reality.
407
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,445
Kevin, what is wrong with you?
408
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,882
Nothing.
409
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:50,220
I...Just don't feel like
seeing them right now, is all.
410
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,027
I don't think I'm up to it.
411
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:01,365
It was my last hope...unabashed honesty.
412
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,868
With just a look, I was ableto convey all the emotions
413
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,905
I'd been carrying aroundinside me for three days.
414
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,774
I couldn't go out thereand humiliate myself.
415
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,309
She understood that.
416
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:16,613
Kevin, you are going to
get out here right this minute.
417
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:19,883
Then again, maybe not.
418
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:20,951
[ sighs ]
419
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,856
Well, here he is!
420
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:31,028
Step right up, folks.Behold the freak of nature.
421
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,896
Not for the fainthearted.
422
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,503
Then, in a flash,
423
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:42,206
All of my insecuritiesflew away.
424
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,575
I saw beauty.
425
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,144
I saw grandeur.
426
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,845
I saw...
427
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:53,283
It was twice as bigas the one on my cheek!
428
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,858
[ "over the rainbow" plays ]
429
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,026
[ Birds chirping ]
430
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:12,769
Hi!
431
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,137
Hi.
432
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:15,973
It's nice to see you again.
433
00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:19,376
Yeah, you too.
434
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:22,780
It waspurple mountains majesty,
435
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,248
Two pimplespassing in the night.
436
00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:36,159
[ woman screaming
on television ]
437
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,131
Aaaaaaaaaah!
438
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,499
[ Growls ]
439
00:21:43,501 --> 00:21:46,069
[ Screaming continues ]
440
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:49,139
I guess what I was finding outwas that when things change,
441
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,274
It doesn't meanthe end of the world.
442
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:54,077
Aaaaaah!
443
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,079
As a matter of fact,
444
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:59,049
Sometimes it could work outfor the best.
445
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:06,756
The Pruitts left towna few days later,
446
00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:10,327
And so did the pimple.
447
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,329
And I began to come to gripswith the fact
448
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,632
That on the uncertain roadthrough adolescence,
449
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:19,002
There were bound to bea few bumps along the way.
450
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:24,975
[ woman screams on television ]
451
00:22:25,025 --> 00:22:29,575
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