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? What would you do
if I sang out of tune? ?
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? Would you stand up
and walk out on me? ?
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? Lend me your ears,
and I'll sing you a song ?
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? I will try not to sing
out of key, yeah ?
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? Oh, baby, I get by ?
? By with a little help from my friends ?
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? All I need is my buddies ?
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? High with a little help
from my friends ?
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? I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ? -?
Try with a little help from my friends ?
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- ? Whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ?
- ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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Once upon a time,
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A boy's popularity was basedon kickball abilities,
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Pea-shooting range,
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And how much of the alphabethe could squeeze off
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With one burp.
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For the same boy to acquire
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A comparable levelof popularity
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In junior high school...
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He's gonna need a girl.
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The ceremony rarely straysfrom tradition.
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Fully unpreparedfor his certain someone
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To be surroundedby three giggling friends,
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Boy grows thirstyand proceeds to drink.
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He will continue to drinkuntil the gaggle disperses
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Or his stomach explodes...whichever comes first.
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Girl, acutely awareof boy's presence,
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Warns her friendsthat she will, in fact, die
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If they abandon her.
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To no avail.
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She is forsaken,left to yell a meaningless...
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You guys!
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After them
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And tend to the businessof rearranging her locker.
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Seeing his opportunity,
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Boy preparesfor final approach.
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He takes one last breathand lunges forward.
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Girl feigns surprise.
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Oh, god! You scared me.
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And they engage in small talk.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Feeling the full weightof the Moment,
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Boy realizes that those threegallons of fountain water
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Have just funneled directly tohis palms, armpits, and feet.
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So, uh, how's it going?
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Fine.
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How are you?
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Pretty good.
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That's... Good.
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Down to his final wispsof saliva,
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Boy decidesthat the time has come
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To... quote-unquote..."pop the big one."
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You wanna go steady?
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Sure!
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And just like that,the ceremony is complete...
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Good.
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[ Giggles ] good.
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Leaving the newly formed couple
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With absolutely nothing leftto say to each other.
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Man, he looks like
he's ready to barf.
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Why would anyone
want to go steady anyway?
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Don't ask me.
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What's so great
about going steady?
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Personally,
I'd rather play the field.
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Yeah. I know what you mean.
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Paul was right.
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You didn't want to gettied down too early in life.
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I mean, look at Kirk McCray.
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Winnie Cooper had him wrappedaround her little finger.
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Thank god I was a free man.
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- Kevin?!
- Huh?
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I said, did you hear
about Kirk and Winnie?
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No.
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Well, supposedly,
they might break up.
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I heard it from Becky Slater.
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So, who cares?
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I hear Kirk thinks
Winnie likes someone else.
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Big deal.
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Oh, great.Now he clams up.
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What was he gonna make me do?Ask him?
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So? Who does she like?
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I don't know.
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Well, whoever it is,
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It'll be a big step down
from Kirk McCray,
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I can tell you that.
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I mean, he's like the coolest
guy in the whole school.
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I don't know who she thinks
she's gonna get
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Even half as good as he is,
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Because he's like the top of...
Paul...
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You should really stop worrying
about Winnie Cooper's love life.
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I mean, it's kind of pathetic.
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I was just saying.
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I'd been toyed withtoo many times
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To get excitedabout one measly rumor.
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[ locker door slams ]
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Besides, Paul and Ihad plenty to do
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Without girlsgetting in the way.
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It's good.
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No.
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No way! Your finger's crooked!
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I'm going straight!
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Not that I don't trust you
or anything.
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These surfaces are too slick.
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Are you kidding?
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These are the best
in the school.
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Competition. Accusations.
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Common cruelty.
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These were thingswe understood.
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[ both laugh ]
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Why did it ever have to change?
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Hi, Paul. Hi, Kevin.
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- Oh. Hi, Becky.
- Hi, Becky.
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You want to hear something?
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I don't care.
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I know someone who likes you.
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Big deal.
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Well, who is it?
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Well, I can't tell you
her name,
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But her initials are C.H.
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"CH."
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"CH."?
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"CH."
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Big mystery here.
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"Carla Healey,"
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Who was the only femalein Paul's life
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Who wasn't a blood relative.
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"CH."?
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If you're interested,
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She'll be
at the skating rink tonight.
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Thanks. I'll keep it in mind.
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See you guys later.
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"CH."
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I wonder who that is?
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Who cares?
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Yeah. Who cares?
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Yeah. Who cares?
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So, you feel like
going skating tonight?
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? Yellow bird ?
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? Up high in banana tree ?
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? Yellow bird ?
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? You sit all alone like me ?
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? Did your lady friend
leave the nest again? ?
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What's with you kids?
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You forget how to sing
since yesterday?
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All right, we'll do something
more contemporary.
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Page six. "West side story."
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[ piano playing intro
to "somewhere" ]
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All's I'm saying is,
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I think it would be fun
to go skating.
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I hate skating.
[ choir singing ]
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Why don't we just go bowling?
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I'm sick of bowling.
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All we ever do
is bowl, bowl, bowl.
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Do not.
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I'd rather get some exercise,
some fresh air.
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It's an indoor rink, Paul.
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Come on, Kevin.
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All right.This had gone far enough.
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It was time to do
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What any red-blooded12-year-old would do
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When his buddy'sabout to dump him for a girl...
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Torture him for it.
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Well, uh,
what's the matter, Paul?
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Wanna skate with Carla Healey?
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No!
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Well, I thought
you didn't like her anymore.
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I don't!
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Ohh. Well, you know,
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I think you two
would look very cute
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Skating across the ice.
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I'm not gonna skate
with Carla Healey.
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I just think it's gonna be fun
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If we go skating... that's all.
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It was hopeless.He was a goner.
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One lousy "I know someonewho likes you,"
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And he's readyto sell out our...
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Hold the phone.
? Somewhere... ?
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What have we here?
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That was no "I'm gladwe're still friends" look.
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That was "tony, tony,take me, I'm yours!"
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My god, it was...
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A Moment.
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Maybe those rumors about Winnieand Kirk were true.
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? ...Halfway there ?
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[ Operatic voice ]
? hold my hand ?
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? And I'll take you there ?
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[ Operatic voice ] ? somehow ?
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? Someday ?
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? Somewhe-e-e-re ?
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- ? Somewhe-e-e-e-e-re ?
- ? Somewhe-e-e-e-e-re ?
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What'd I tell ya?
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[ Squealing happily ]
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Well, one minute you're up,the next minute you're down.
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How's it goin'?
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Just wonderful.
The time of my life.
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She's all over me.
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Paul, she doesn't
know how to skate.
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Well, what should I do?
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I don't care.
Why don't you just ask her?
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You could saythat I was being unfair,
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But there were two hours untilMom came back to pick us up,
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And I was losingthe best friend I ever had.
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You're not mad at me, are you?
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Mad? Why should I be mad?
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Look, let's just skate, okay?
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Next song will be couples only.
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Couples only.
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All others please clear the ice.
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We'll do some tag team
later, okay?
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Well, that was the end of that.
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I'd lost him... to a woman.
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Whatever happenedto the pristine days
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Of baseball cardsand loogie contests?
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Since when did womenstart to rule our lives?
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Hi, Kevin!
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Hummuna-hummuna-hummuna.
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Hi.
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How come
you haven't been skating?
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Oh, I, uh,
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I hurt my... Ankle.
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That's too bad.
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God, she looked beautiful.
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Where's McCray?
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Who knows?
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What was this tone?
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Trouble in paradise?
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Something wrong?
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No.
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I was gonna ask you something,
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But I didn't know
you were hurt.
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Uh, no, it...
it's, uh, not that bad.
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It's feeling better already.
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Breathe deep, little man.Here comes the big one.
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This is really embarrassing.
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Don't be embarrassed.
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Come to papa.
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Well...
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Go ahead.
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Do you want to [sighs]
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Do you want to skate...
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With Becky Slater?
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What?
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This is so embarrassing.
Becky Slater?
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She kind of asked me
if I'd ask you.
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Kirk! [ Laughs ]
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Wait, I'm gonna fall!
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It's hard to describe
what I was feeling
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At that Moment in time.
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Humiliation?
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Sorrow?
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Or was it more...
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Intense hostility?!
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Becky Slater?!
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Weeks of waiting in the wings...
Ohh!
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And all I get is Becky Slater?!
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I'll give you... Becky Slater!
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Yes?
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Do you wanna go steady?
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Sure!
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Let's skate!
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? Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ?
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My first steady girlfriend.
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Well, I suppose you could say
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That going steadywith Becky Slater
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Had gotten me closerto Winnie Cooper...
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Although not quite the wayI'd pictured it.
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Did you hear about
Susan and john rogers?
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What about?
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00:11:57,483 --> 00:12:00,684
Supposedly, Susan thought she
saw John and Gina together...
269
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:01,585
You know, like together...
270
00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:02,920
But they weren't
together together.
271
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,121
They were
just studying together.
272
00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,689
But Susan might break up anyway.
273
00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:06,857
No way!
274
00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:07,858
I don't know.
That's what I heard.
275
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,092
Ii can't believe it.
276
00:12:09,094 --> 00:12:10,427
She's been giving him
the silent treatment,
277
00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:12,229
So he's been spending
a lot of time with Jessica,
278
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,564
You know,
like, talking and stuff...
279
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,334
Sitting therewedged between my dream girl
280
00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:18,903
And my significant other,
281
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:22,406
One thought kept rollingback and forth in my mind...
282
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,442
"dear god, what have I done?!"
283
00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:26,744
[ laughing ] I know!
284
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,145
[ laughing ]
285
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,880
[ laughs halfheartedly ]
286
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:32,416
I didn't know this girl.
287
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,018
I didn't want to knowthis girl.
288
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,721
Hey, Kev-bo, check it out.
289
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,922
[ Simian grunting ]
290
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,691
[ laughs halfheartedly ]
291
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,627
Anyway, I couldn't believe it.
292
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:45,328
Wayne, why don't you get off
your butt and help out a little?
293
00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:46,497
I put away the dishes.
294
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,365
Oh, well, in that case,
295
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,166
Why don't I
feed you some grapes?
296
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,001
Peel them if you would, please.
297
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:53,070
[ Telephone rings, TV chatter ]
298
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:57,174
Hello?
299
00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:59,176
Kevin?
300
00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,644
Kevin who?
301
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:02,880
Gimme it, Wayne.
302
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,715
Oh, you mean
little Kevin Arnold?
303
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,918
Just one Moment, please.
304
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,153
Kevin...
305
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,875
- It's for you.
- Wayne!
306
00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:14,091
Oh, I'm sorry,
I forgot to ask who's calling.
307
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:16,093
May I ask who's calling?
308
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,529
Becky Slater?
309
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,730
Oh, just one Moment.
310
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,965
Let me see
if he'll take your call.
311
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,233
[ Singsong voice ] Kevin.
312
00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:26,003
- Wayne!
- It's your girlfriend.
313
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,239
- Girlfriend?
- [ Laughs ]
314
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,740
Hello?
315
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,343
Yeah. Yeah.
316
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,077
Look, I gotta go.
317
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:35,479
I'm eating dinner.
318
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,948
[ Sharply ] yes.
319
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,783
- Bye.
- Becky Slater?
320
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:41,184
Is that the Slater family
on elm street?
321
00:13:41,186 --> 00:13:42,252
Here we go.
322
00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:43,387
Serve up my love life
323
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:45,156
For a littledinner conversation.
324
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,790
Honey, remember the Slaters?
325
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,659
We met 'em last fall
at the PTA fair.
326
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,993
Uh, barney Slater?
327
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,362
Oh. Tire business, right?
328
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,863
Yeah.
329
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:55,399
Little Becky Slater, huh?
330
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,200
She's a cute one, Kevin.
331
00:13:57,202 --> 00:13:59,403
Why do mothersalways feel at liberty
332
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,605
To discuss your love lifeat the dinner table?
333
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:02,807
Probably the same reason
334
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,041
They feel it their business
335
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,676
To check the crotchof your pants
336
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,611
In the middle of a crowdedclothing store
337
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,680
And say,"plenty of room in there."
338
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,515
Maybe he doesn't
want to talk about it, Mom.
339
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,817
It's no big deal.
340
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:17,154
Now, Kevin,
I wouldn't call going steady
341
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,522
"no big deal."
342
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,357
- Going steady?
- Mom!
343
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,294
Do kids still give each other
I.D. Bracelets?
344
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,729
No.
345
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,230
No, we don't.
346
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,031
Any other questions?
347
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,666
Whatever happened
to Winnie Cooper?
348
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:30,868
I thought you were...
349
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,037
Look, I said
it was no big deal!
350
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,206
She's just a stupid girl
that I met at the skating rink!
351
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,908
And I didn't even know her.
Okay?
352
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,643
She's just one
of Winnie Cooper's
353
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,111
Stupid little friends,
354
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:43,914
And I'm gonna break up with her
as soon as I get the chance!
355
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,015
Okay?!
356
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:48,252
Are you all satisfied now?
357
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,822
- [ Snickering ]
- [ Clears throat ]
358
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,904
Um, would you pass
the potatoes, please?
359
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:55,793
Ha ha ha!
360
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,094
Kevin!
361
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:59,530
[ Singsong voice ]
nah nah nah nah nah nah.
362
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,652
[ B.B. King's
"The Thrill Is Gone" plays ]
363
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:09,406
Well, it seemed simple enoughin theory.
364
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,344
I'd just kill offthe relationship
365
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,978
Before it got out of hand.
366
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:24,088
And yet I couldn't seemto find the appropriate time.
367
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,657
It was always one thingor another.
368
00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:37,501
? The thrill is gone ?
369
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:41,338
? The thrill is gone away ?
370
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,677
? The thrill is gone, baby ?
371
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:51,715
? The thrill is gone away ?
372
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:58,054
? You know
you done me wrong, baby ?
373
00:15:58,056 --> 00:15:59,523
Before I knew it,
374
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:03,360
Becky and I had been goingsteady for a full week.
375
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:07,198
That's nearly six monthsin adult years.
376
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,899
What'll it be, kids?
377
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:11,534
I'll have a coke
and some fries.
378
00:16:11,536 --> 00:16:13,236
I'll just have some of his.
379
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,405
Woof!
380
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,006
This chick was gettin' in deep!
381
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,208
First she splits your fries.Next thing you know,
382
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:21,112
She'll be moving her textbooksinto your locker.
383
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,013
Kevin?
384
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,815
Is something wrong?
385
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,451
What do you mean?
386
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:28,352
I don't know.
387
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,787
It's like we don't talk anymore.
388
00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:32,256
"Anymore"?
389
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:34,691
This was the first conversationwe'd ever had.
390
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,393
Are you mad at me or something?
391
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,195
No.
392
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:41,131
Not really.
393
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,833
I don't know.
394
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,468
Don't be a coward.
395
00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:46,704
Break it off clean.
396
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,605
One shot behind the ear.
397
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,173
She won't feel a thing.
398
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,510
I'm really glad
we're going steady.
399
00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:57,254
Winnie! Over here!
Look, Becky, we have to talk.
400
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:00,750
Hi, you guys.
401
00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:02,753
Have you seen Kirk around?
402
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,122
I was supposed to meet him here.
403
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:06,923
I don't think he's here.
404
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:09,126
Why don't you sit with us?
405
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,828
I don't know.
406
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,296
Hey, hey. What's this?
407
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:16,399
The physical contacttoo much to take?
408
00:17:16,401 --> 00:17:18,135
I don't think I should.
409
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,170
But if you guys see Kirk,
410
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,173
Will you tell him
that I'm looking for him?
411
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,375
No sweat.
412
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,976
Right, Becky?
413
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,678
Sure.
414
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,846
Sure you don't want some fries?
415
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,515
No, thanks.
416
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:32,916
I'm not hungry.
417
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,418
Well, take this...
418
00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:36,653
[ both chuckle ]
419
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,958
And this.
420
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:44,328
[ both laughing ]
421
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,232
You guys make
a really cute couple.
422
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,837
Boy, was she steamed.
423
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:55,872
Not the samewithout little Kevin Arnold
424
00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:57,874
To kick around anymore, is it?
425
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,479
[ snaps fingers ]
426
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,281
Anybody home?
427
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,516
What?
428
00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:10,187
I asked if you like ketchup
on your fries.
429
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,922
Sure. Whatever you like.
430
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,457
[ Ketchup bottle spluttering ]
431
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,227
You're so weird sometimes.
432
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,362
I knew it was despicable,
433
00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:21,398
But I couldn't stop thinkingabout all the possibilities.
434
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,934
Becky and I sharing a cartonof milk in front of Winnie.
435
00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:26,403
Walking past her locker
436
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:29,139
With our handsin each other's back pockets.
437
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:32,042
Maybe even a well-timed smoochout by the buses.
438
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,443
Hi, guys.
439
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,748
I'm really sorry, Kevin.
440
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,983
What?
441
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:43,320
You must feel so terrible
about it.
442
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,054
It's just so... - what?
443
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:49,192
You mean you don't know?
444
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:50,861
What?
445
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,029
Oh, god. Me and my big mouth.
446
00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:54,164
What?!
447
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,499
Paul?You'd better tell him.
448
00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:58,435
- Me?
- Paul!
449
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,608
[ Sighs ]
450
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:08,011
Becky Slater
is breaking up with you.
451
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,513
What?
452
00:19:10,515 --> 00:19:12,983
She's breaking up with me?
453
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,419
Oh, god.
We didn't mean to tell you.
454
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,221
We thought everybody knew.
455
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,490
Hey, Arnold.
Tough luck about Slater.
456
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,693
Hey, I didn't even like her!
457
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:25,596
Who was that guy?
458
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,832
Kev, look.
There's other fish in the sea.
459
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:32,169
I can't believe this.
460
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,805
How could she break up with me?
461
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,641
Kevin, you really
can't blame her.
462
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:40,311
I mean, it's so obvious. What?
463
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,179
That you still like
Winnie Cooper.
464
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,247
What?!
465
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:44,515
Well, that did it.
466
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,516
I had had it up to herewith Winnie Cooper.
467
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,385
It was time to lay iton the line,
468
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,552
To force her hand.
469
00:19:49,554 --> 00:19:51,388
I was just gonna walkright up to her
470
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,822
And ask her once and for all
471
00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:55,124
What was going onwith her and Kirk Mc...
472
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,436
And so it finally happened.
473
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:09,473
My poor 12-year-old heartfinally crumbled
474
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:13,443
Into a little pile of dustand blew away.
475
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:15,378
It was over.
476
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,781
I was never gonna get her back.
477
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:20,884
It was timefor a little self-respect.
478
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:24,088
It was time to let go.Time to move on.
479
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:27,825
After all, who needed women?Who needed friends?
480
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,560
I'd just walk alonefrom now on.
481
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,363
Yep, that was me,Kevin Arnold...
482
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,065
Lone wolf.
483
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,468
[ howls ]
484
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:43,039
There was just one loose endI had to tie up.
485
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:51,281
For your information,
I don't like Winnie Cooper.
486
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,283
Tell me about it.
487
00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:54,918
All right. I used to like her.
488
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,352
But I don't anymore!
489
00:20:56,354 --> 00:20:57,955
[ Engine turns over ]
490
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,489
Yeah, sure.
491
00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,258
I don't!
492
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,901
Do you like me?
493
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,641
I don't even really know you.
494
00:21:18,643 --> 00:21:22,379
Well, I don't know you,
and I like you.
495
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:30,487
It was just this whole stupid
"going steady" thing.
496
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,791
I didn't even want to go steady.
497
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:37,527
Well, then, why did you ask me
in the first place?
498
00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:40,931
I don't know...
499
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,399
Wait!
500
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:45,135
Great. There goes my bus.
501
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,572
Standing there,alone with Becky,
502
00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:50,340
I felt a warmth,
503
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:52,943
An attraction, a tendernessfor another girl
504
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:55,779
For the first timesince I'd lost Winnie Cooper.
505
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,514
You're such a jerk!
506
00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:00,784
Thanks for nothing!
507
00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:05,255
Wait.
508
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,858
How are you gonna get home?
509
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,559
How do you think?
510
00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:12,896
Well, do you want me
to walk with you?
511
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,102
It's on the way and stuff.
512
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:22,573
Don't do me any favors.
513
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:25,275
No!
514
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:27,210
I want to.
515
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,651
[ Intro to "will you still
love me tomorrow?" plays ]
516
00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:38,889
? Tonight you're mine ?
517
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:42,792
? Completely ?
518
00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:51,367
? You give your love ?
519
00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:55,005
? So sweetly ?
520
00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:00,844
? Tonight ?
521
00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:03,580
? The light ?
522
00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:08,418
? Of love is in your eyes ?
523
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:15,491
? But will you love me ?
524
00:23:15,493 --> 00:23:19,395
? Tomorrow? ?
525
00:23:19,445 --> 00:23:23,995
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