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‐ Snack attack!
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Broccoli?
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Don't waste my time.
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‐ [monitor bleeping]
‐ MONITOR: Alert, alert.
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Incoming transmission from
Super President Kickbutt.
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‐ PRESIDENT KICKBUTT:
Phoebe, we have a problem.
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‐ I know.
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Dad taught Chloe snack attack.
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‐ PRESIDENT KICKBUTT:
Not that.
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It seems you've missed
your power assessment test
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when you were in fifth grade
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at the secret academy
of super power studies?
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You know, SASS.
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‐ Wh‐what?
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That's impossible.
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I've never missed
a day of school in my life.
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‐ [laughing]
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Phoebe, remember that surprise
three‐day weekend
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we had in fifth grade?
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‐ Sure. When they closed
the school on Friday
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for locker waxing...
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And now that I'm hearing it,
I realize is not a thing.
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‐ I hacked into SASS mail
and sent you a message
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saying there was no school,
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ruining your stupid
perfect attendance.
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‐ Max, how could you?
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‐ With a computer and a dream.
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‐ PRESIDENT KICKBUTT: Phoebe,
I'm afraid I have to suspend you
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from hero duties
until you go back to fifth grade
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and pass that test.
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‐ I can't go back
to fifth grade.
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That's when I had a retainer
and my [with lisp] lisp.
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Gosh. Just thinking about it
brings it back.
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‐ [with lisp] Wish I could be
there to see that.
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‐ You will be.
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‐ [with lisp] Say what?
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‐ You missed the test, too.
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Pass this one or I'll throw you
in Hero League Junior Jail
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for hacking
into school computers.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
it's time for my super snack.
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‐ Snack attack!
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Now that's a snack, baby.
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‐ ♪ What you see
is not what you get ♪
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♪ Living our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in,
bet you'd never guess ♪
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♪ Because we're living our lives
just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture‐perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
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♪ But closer you might see
the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make‐believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family
trying to be normal ♪
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♪ And stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Living a double life ♪
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‐ Ah! There's my two
little fifth graders.
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‐ You guys have to repeat
the fifth grade?
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‐ Join the club.
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Seriously, we meet on Thursdays.
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‐ We are not repeating
the fifth grade.
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We're just going back
to Metroburg for a day
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to take a test.
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‐ I packed my little kiddies
some lunch.
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Now does anyone
have to tinkle before you go?
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‐ Mom, we're not little kids.
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Aww, I got chocolate chip.
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‐ No raisins? Tradesies?
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‐ No tradesies backsies.
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‐ Okay, Thundermans, line up.
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As this family's president
of important stuff,
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it's time for me to assign
our weekly chores.
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Billy, you are on dishwashing.
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‐ Yes!
‐ [whizzing sound]
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‐ Did you say dishwashing
or fishwashing?
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I'll just do both.
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‐ Right, Nora, you're up next.
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Your chore
is weeding the garden.
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‐ What? But that's
the fourth time in a row.
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‐ Well doing math
and your chores
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at the exact same time?
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You just earned a presidential
seal of approval.
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‐ ♪
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‐ Whoa! It feels so weird
to be back at SASS.
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‐ Yep. This is where
the Max legend was born.
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‐ This is where?
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I thought
it was born in your mind?
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‐ Are you kidding me?
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I owned this place.
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Watch.
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Excuse me, have you ever heard
of Max Thunderman?
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‐ No. But I've heard
of Phoebe Thunderman.
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OMG! You're her!
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‐ That's enough.
‐ Is he your sidekick?
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‐ Scram!
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I don't care what she says.
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My pranks were legendary.
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In fact, I once magnetized
this very wall
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and stuck this kid
named Metalbutt to it.
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‐ That was mean.
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‐ You're right. I am great.
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‐ [siren wailing]
‐ HALL MONITOR: Warning!
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You are in violation
of school uniform.
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‐ Oh, hall monitor, we don't
actually go here. We're just‐‐
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‐ Prepare
for clothing enhancement.
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‐ [laser zapping]
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‐ And the legend continues.
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‐ Hey! You get back here!
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I'm a boy! I'm Max Thunderman.
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‐ HALL MONITOR:
Never heard of you.
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‐ Dad, this is so unfair.
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We're supposed to rotate chores.
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When was the last time
you weeded the garden?
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‐ Now, Nora.
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You know your father
gets... gardener's calf.
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‐ Sorry, sweetie.
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As president of important stuff,
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I've already assigned
the chores.
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My hands are tied.
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Yours should be weeding.
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‐ You know, I don't remember
anyone electing you president.
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‐ Honey, that's not
how we do it in this house.
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‐ Well that's how
the country does it.
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Are you saying the country
is wrong?
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‐ No.
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‐ Then I'd like to run
for president.
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‐ Hank, can I talk to you
for a sec?
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Oh, you need to shut this down.
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If there's an election
and Nora wins,
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she's going to be in charge
of assigning chores.
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‐ Barb, relax.
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There's no way
I'm going to allow an election.
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‐ What's wrong, old man?
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Afraid I'll beat you.
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‐ Oh!
You got yourself an election.
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‐ And remember,
when fighting a villain,
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it's make him cower,
zap his power and take a shower.
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That's right, kid.
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Hip to hygiene, yo.
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Oh, visitors.
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You must be Max and Phoebe.
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These kids also missed the test
and will be taking it with you.
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Names and powers.
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‐ Chester, porcupine powers.
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‐ [spines zapping]
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‐ Rodney, force fields.
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‐ Jocelyn, glow in the dark.
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‐ Keely, control of the weather.
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‐ [thunder rumbles]
‐ [lightning striking]
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‐ [bag hissing]
‐ My lunch!
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‐ Still working on my aim.
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‐ Well, I'm Max Thunderman.
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Guessing you already know
what my powers are, right?
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‐ Super pointing?
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‐ Go make a rainbow.
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‐ So, erm,
a couple of questions.
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Do you grade on a curve?
Is there a time limit?
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What about extra credit?
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‐ I'll give you an extra point
right now
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if you take your seat
and stop talking.
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‐ You're down a point already,
Max.
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‐ Hi. So you're not going to ask
Chester to the super dance,
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are you?
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‐ Gee. He seems very nice,
but he's a little too... ten.
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‐ Good. 'Cause I, kind of,
have a crush on him,
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but he likes Jocelyn.
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And she doesn't even like him.
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Can you believe that?
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‐ Well, no way.
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‐ Let's get our test on.
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Leonard.
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‐ Phoebe, does that assistant
look familiar to you?
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‐ Quiet.
I'm arranging my test pencils.
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‐ Today's test
will be in three parts.
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Each team will have to pass
two of them to pass fifth grade.
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Release the robot.
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For this first test,
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each team will need to combine
the items on the table,
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into a weapon to disable
the robot before it zaps you.
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Jocelyn and Keely, you're up.
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And go.
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‐ If I knew fifth grade
was this easy,
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I would have gone to class more.
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We'll be out of here in no time.
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‐ Don't be so sure, Max.
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Remember me?
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‐ [metal clanging]
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‐ Metalbutt!
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‐ Max?
Is that the same Metalbutt‐‐
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‐ Who your brother
stuck to a wall?
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The same.
‐ Oh.
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‐ Dude, you're still angry
about that?
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‐ [sarcastic laugh]
It's dude now?
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Not tin tush, or rust rump?
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Because that's what
you used to call me.
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‐ Tin tush.
That's pretty good.
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‐ Not as good as the revenge
I'm gonna get on both of you.
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‐ Me? What did I do?
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‐ It's because of what you wrote
in my fifth grade yearbook.
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Which was nothing!
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‐ Twenty seconds girls.
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‐ ROBOT: Acquiring target.
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‐ [laser zapping]
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‐ [applause]
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‐ Where were we?
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Right. I happen to know that
if you don't pass today's test,
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Phoebe won't be
a superhero anymore
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and Max goes to junior jail.
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And I'm going to make sure
that happens.
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‐ You? What can you do?
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That guy's in charge.
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‐ [spines zapping]
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‐ Argh! Aah!
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Leonard, you're in charge!
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‐ So, do you grade on a curve?
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‐ ♪
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‐ All right, I'm just gonna call
Super President Kickbutt
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and tell her that
this creepy assistant hates us
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and plans to fail us
to get his revenge.
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‐ No cellphones during the exam!
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I'll just put this right here.
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And sit on it.
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‐ [phones crunching]
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‐ You're up, Thunder‐germs.
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You have exactly one minute
to defeat the robot
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using only the items
in front of you.
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‐ A mop, a roller skate,
a clock radio, and some hay?
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‐ The other kids got fuses and
power crystals and blast powder.
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‐ Oh, well in that case... go!
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‐ Uh... ah, okay,
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what if I walk over to the robot
and hit it with the mop?
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‐ Give me that,
I've got a better idea.
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‐ ROBOT: 30 seconds
to laser annihilation.
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Acquiring target.
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‐ Max, hurry up,
it's gonna zap up.
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‐ Done!
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‐ A girl robot?
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Hey, now you have a date
to the super dance.
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‐ [laughing] Pathetic.
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‐ ROBOT: [wolf whistles]
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‐ [romantic music]
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‐ X280 robots can't withstand
high frequency,
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so I rewired the clock's alarm.
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‐ [clock buzzing]
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‐ [robot exploding]
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‐ No!
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‐ [cheering]
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‐ Very well.
You passed test number one.
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Now, onto number two.
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‐ Speaking of number two,
I've always wondered
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with your metal butt,
how do you‐‐
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‐ I could tell you,
but you'll never un‐hear it.
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‐ Please‐‐
‐ We're good.
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‐ Welcome to the thriller
in Hiddenvilla!
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‐ Say what now?
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‐ This is where
Nora and Daddy Doofus
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try to convince you
to vote for them
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to be president
of important stuff.
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‐ Why do you get to ask
the questions?
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‐ Would you rather have Billy?
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‐ Check it out.
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I'm that lady on the dollar.
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‐ Carry on.
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‐ Hank, you're old,
so you get the first question.
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Why would anyone
in their right mind
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vote for you to be president?
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‐ That is an excellent question.
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Let me respond by saying,
who wants chocolate?
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‐ [patriotic music playing]
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‐ What's more American
than Swiss chocolate?
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‐ Yay, America!
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‐ ♪
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‐ Moving on.
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Nora!
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Why should you be president?
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‐ Well, if you vote for me
I will listen to you
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and give out chores
in a fair manner,
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because, one day, dad's
chocolate fountain will run out
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and when it does‐‐
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‐ I'll bring in the carnival!
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Come on in, guys!
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‐ [music playing]
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‐ [party blowers hooting]
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‐ Alright, guys, it's time
for test number two.
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Chester and Rodney, you're up.
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‐ This one's for you, Jocelyn.
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‐ Don't care.
Don't like you.
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‐ Did you see that?
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Chester's completely crushed out
on Jocelyn.
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Barely knows I exist.
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‐ Hey, look, Keely.
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Do you want some advice
from someone
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who's had crushes on boys
that did not notice her?
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‐ I'd prefer to get advice
from a teenager
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who isn't repeating fifth grade.
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But go ahead.
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‐ Stop worrying so much
about being noticed.
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You're smart, you're sweet,
and you can control the weather.
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00:14:08,786 --> 00:14:10,953
If Chester has half a brain,
he'll notice you.
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‐ You think so?
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‐ Yes.
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And if he doesn't,
you can make it hail ice balls
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on his big, dumb head.
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‐ Thanks.
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‐ Done!
‐ Done!
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‐ [applause]
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‐ Okay, that means
it's Max and Phoebe's turn.
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Come on up, guys.
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And since you're so great
and super,
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why don't we switch things up
a bit to keep it interesting.
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‐ Switch it up all you want.
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Nothing can keep us
from winning.
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‐ Three, two, one.
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‐ [buzzer beeping]
‐ Ha, ha, you lost.
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‐ Maybe that's because... we're
in straitjackets!
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00:15:00,259 --> 00:15:01,693
‐ Yeah.
This is totally unfair.
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‐ So is needing a screwdriver
to go to the bathroom!
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You're just making excuses,
because everyone else passed.
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‐ We haven't even gone yet.
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‐ I said you passed!
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‐ The voting started, Hank.
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00:15:15,326 --> 00:15:17,426
Please tell me
you have this under control.
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00:15:17,526 --> 00:15:18,793
‐ The kids love me.
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00:15:18,893 --> 00:15:22,059
I'm, for sure, going to get
Billy and Chloe's votes.
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00:15:22,159 --> 00:15:24,059
‐ How do you spell Nora?
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00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:30,426
‐ It's okay. With our two votes,
all I really need is Billy's.
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00:15:30,526 --> 00:15:33,926
‐ How do you spell Nora?
325
00:15:34,026 --> 00:15:35,693
‐ Where did I go wrong, Barb?
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00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:39,426
I gave them chocolate,
jugglers, a tap dancing clown.
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‐ [clown tap‐dancing]
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00:15:41,459 --> 00:15:43,459
‐ You can go home now, Tapsy.
329
00:15:47,193 --> 00:15:49,559
‐ I guess Nora was right.
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00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:53,226
The kids want a president
who will listen and be fair.
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00:15:53,326 --> 00:15:55,626
‐ Well, that hasn't been me
at all.
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All I've really done is
mess things up with my daughter.
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Nora, can I talk to you?
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00:16:03,766 --> 00:16:07,966
‐ Sure,
President Fudge Fountain.
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00:16:08,066 --> 00:16:09,833
‐ I owe you an apology.
336
00:16:09,933 --> 00:16:10,966
You were right.
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00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:13,499
I did not listen to you,
and a good president
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listens to the people
he or she leads.
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00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:22,366
I'd be proud
to call you my president.
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00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:29,333
Okay, Barb,
time to read the votes.
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00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:31,999
‐ Oh wait! Don't forget mine.
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00:16:32,099 --> 00:16:34,133
‐ Listen, when you win this,
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00:16:34,233 --> 00:16:35,533
I'll let you eat cake
for breakfast
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00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:38,766
if you don't make me
clean the toilets.
345
00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:41,833
Alright, here we go!
346
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:43,199
One vote for Hank.
347
00:16:43,299 --> 00:16:45,333
‐ Thank you, sweetie.
348
00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:47,266
‐ Two votes for Hank.
349
00:16:47,366 --> 00:16:49,766
‐ Thank you, self.
350
00:16:49,866 --> 00:16:53,899
‐ One vote for Nora.
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00:16:53,999 --> 00:16:55,666
Two votes for Nora.
352
00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:00,773
This vote must be Nora's,
353
00:17:00,873 --> 00:17:02,206
I guess
we don't have to read it.
354
00:17:02,306 --> 00:17:03,839
‐ Oh you read it nice and loud.
355
00:17:08,173 --> 00:17:10,106
‐ Three votes for Hank.
356
00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:11,673
You're father wins!
357
00:17:11,773 --> 00:17:13,339
‐ The chocolate fountain guy?
358
00:17:13,439 --> 00:17:16,306
He was my second choice!
359
00:17:16,406 --> 00:17:20,106
‐ Sweetie, after all that
you voted for me?
360
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,539
How come?
361
00:17:21,639 --> 00:17:23,639
‐ You admitted that you should
have listened to us more,
362
00:17:23,739 --> 00:17:27,273
and that's all I really wanted.
363
00:17:27,373 --> 00:17:29,106
‐ Help!
364
00:17:29,206 --> 00:17:31,273
This might have been a mistake.
365
00:17:31,373 --> 00:17:33,339
[gurgling]
366
00:17:40,506 --> 00:17:41,739
‐ All right, Max, this is it.
367
00:17:41,839 --> 00:17:43,573
If we don't pass this test,
I'm no longer a superhero
368
00:17:43,673 --> 00:17:47,139
and you go to jail a lot sooner
than everyone expected.
369
00:17:47,239 --> 00:17:49,539
‐ Okay. For our last test,
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00:17:49,639 --> 00:17:51,973
you have to cross the room,
save the dummy,
371
00:17:52,073 --> 00:17:56,339
and get back all while dodging
burning hot lasers.
372
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:04,079
Ooh, they look lethal.
373
00:18:04,179 --> 00:18:06,879
Let's start with Max and Phoebe.
374
00:18:06,979 --> 00:18:08,879
‐ Mr. Silver Eagle
says students should always
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00:18:08,979 --> 00:18:11,246
wear protective gear
when they use lasers.
376
00:18:11,346 --> 00:18:13,579
‐ Well, Mr. Silver Eagle
isn't here,
377
00:18:13,679 --> 00:18:16,046
so shut your hero hole!
378
00:18:16,146 --> 00:18:18,946
You two! Go!
379
00:18:19,046 --> 00:18:21,746
‐ [lasers bleeping]
380
00:18:31,313 --> 00:18:32,746
‐ He cranked it up to extreme!
381
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:35,613
‐ Then we need to crank it up
to extreme.
382
00:18:35,713 --> 00:18:36,879
‐ Did you really just say that?
383
00:18:36,979 --> 00:18:38,179
‐ Yep.
384
00:18:38,279 --> 00:18:41,446
‐ ♪
385
00:18:49,913 --> 00:18:51,013
‐ We have to help them!
386
00:18:51,113 --> 00:18:52,446
‐ I know!
387
00:18:52,546 --> 00:18:54,479
Maybe I can take out the lasers
with the blaster
388
00:18:54,579 --> 00:18:56,079
we used on the robot.
389
00:19:03,953 --> 00:19:06,053
‐ [alarm ringing]
390
00:19:06,153 --> 00:19:07,086
‐ What is happening?
391
00:19:07,186 --> 00:19:09,753
Ah!
‐ [metal clanging]
392
00:19:09,853 --> 00:19:12,786
‐ The blast
must have magnetized the logo.
393
00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:14,619
‐ Hilarious.
394
00:19:14,719 --> 00:19:15,986
Let's grab the dummy and run.
395
00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:19,853
‐ No, Max.
We have to save Leonard.
396
00:19:19,953 --> 00:19:20,819
‐ What?
397
00:19:20,919 --> 00:19:21,986
That Leonard?
398
00:19:22,086 --> 00:19:23,719
The Leonard that wants you
to lose your cape?
399
00:19:23,819 --> 00:19:25,419
The Leonard who wants
to send me to junior jail?
400
00:19:25,519 --> 00:19:27,919
The Leonard who‐‐
‐ Yes, stop describing him.
401
00:19:28,019 --> 00:19:29,086
‐ But we'll fail.
402
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:32,886
Fine.
403
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:41,819
‐ Get away from me.
Don't touch me.
404
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,153
We're mortal enemies.
405
00:19:43,253 --> 00:19:44,353
‐ We're not mortal enemies,
calm down.
406
00:19:44,453 --> 00:19:45,653
Let us save you.
407
00:19:45,753 --> 00:19:46,419
‐ Trickery!
408
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,653
‐ We're not tricking you.
409
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:48,986
Max, I'll buy us some time.
410
00:19:52,853 --> 00:19:55,419
‐ Look, I'm sorry I called you
names at school
411
00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:57,059
and, also today...
412
00:19:57,159 --> 00:19:58,626
and just a second ago
under my breath.
413
00:19:58,726 --> 00:20:00,593
But it's just because
I was a jerk
414
00:20:00,693 --> 00:20:02,293
and trying to make a name
for myself.
415
00:20:02,393 --> 00:20:03,726
So will you let us save you?
416
00:20:07,693 --> 00:20:09,593
Phoebe, the magnetism's
too strong.
417
00:20:09,693 --> 00:20:12,626
‐ We need to neutralize
the magnetic field.
418
00:20:12,726 --> 00:20:14,026
Keely!
419
00:20:14,126 --> 00:20:16,693
Use your weather powers to form
a rain cloud over Leonard.
420
00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:17,859
‐ On it.
421
00:20:21,326 --> 00:20:23,559
‐ Good. Now hit the logo
with a lightning bolt.
422
00:20:23,659 --> 00:20:24,393
‐ What?
423
00:20:24,493 --> 00:20:25,793
‐ My aim isn't good enough.
424
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:26,993
I might hit one of you.
425
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,226
‐ No you won't.
I believe in you.
426
00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:31,426
Now do it!
427
00:20:31,526 --> 00:20:33,959
‐ [lighting striking]
428
00:20:34,059 --> 00:20:35,626
‐ [lasers zapping]
429
00:20:39,193 --> 00:20:40,959
‐ [horn blaring]
430
00:20:41,059 --> 00:20:43,626
‐ [cheering]
431
00:20:45,193 --> 00:20:48,393
‐ Sorry, looks like you failed.
432
00:20:51,393 --> 00:20:54,159
J‐K! That was amaze balls!
433
00:20:54,259 --> 00:20:55,459
Best save ever!
434
00:20:55,559 --> 00:20:57,666
Real sixth grade stuff.
435
00:20:57,766 --> 00:21:00,499
Yeah.
436
00:21:00,599 --> 00:21:02,699
Leonard,
I know you're behind this.
437
00:21:02,799 --> 00:21:04,733
I'm bumping you down
to the third graders.
438
00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,099
‐ What? No!
439
00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:07,299
They're monsters!
440
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:08,899
‐ Let's go, brass booty!
441
00:21:11,899 --> 00:21:14,866
‐ Keely, you were awesome.
442
00:21:14,966 --> 00:21:17,599
Maybe we can go
to the super dance together?
443
00:21:17,699 --> 00:21:20,766
‐ Erm, maybe, I'll let you know.
444
00:21:20,866 --> 00:21:24,533
Excuse me a sec.
445
00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:27,666
Chester says he wants to go
to the super dance with me.
446
00:21:27,766 --> 00:21:29,166
‐ Congratulations.
447
00:21:29,266 --> 00:21:30,999
‐ Thanks for believing in me.
448
00:21:31,099 --> 00:21:33,133
‐ Maybe I'll see you round.
449
00:21:33,233 --> 00:21:34,833
‐ Hey, Max!
450
00:21:34,933 --> 00:21:36,966
That was so cool!
451
00:21:37,066 --> 00:21:38,133
Will you sign my notebook?
452
00:21:38,233 --> 00:21:40,133
‐ Uh, sure.
453
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:41,333
Look at that, Phoebe.
454
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,566
Looks like I will be remembered
after all.
455
00:21:43,666 --> 00:21:44,633
‐ You bet!
456
00:21:44,733 --> 00:21:46,866
The big‐hearted hero
who saved Leonard,
457
00:21:46,966 --> 00:21:49,633
and loves his sister.
458
00:21:49,733 --> 00:21:50,866
‐ What?
459
00:21:50,966 --> 00:21:53,333
No, that's‐‐that's not how
I want to be remembered.
460
00:21:53,433 --> 00:21:54,399
Get back here, kid.
461
00:21:54,499 --> 00:21:55,733
Stop remembering me!
462
00:22:02,306 --> 00:22:07,606
‐ ♪
463
00:22:07,656 --> 00:22:12,206
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