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‐ ♪ W‐w‐w‐w‐we're going
on a date night ♪
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♪ A night without our children ♪
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‐ ♪ No kids, no problem,
freedom ♪
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‐ You guys have to do that
every time you go out?
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‐ Oh, honey, we love you,
but you made us old.
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‐ Dad, why aren't you wearing
your awesome new glasses?
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‐ Oh, Thunderman
does not need glasses.
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I have the vision
of a jungle cat.
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[growls] Ah!
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‐ Lucky for you, there are
no coffee tables in the jungle.
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‐ Hey, thanks
for watching Chloe.
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‐ It'll be so easy.
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I mean, she kinda adores me.
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Greatest big sis ever.
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Oh, I even bought her
new pajamas
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with sparkly slippers.
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‐ Oh.
‐ Ah.
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‐ I look good, baby.
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‐ Mom, Dad!
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Billy got salami grease
all over my tablet.
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‐ Actually, you got your tablet
all over my salami grease.
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Apologize.
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‐ Billy,
enough with the salami eating.
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‐ But it's full of all kinds
of Italian vitamins,
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like these white speaks
and chewy things.
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‐ Just listening to you kids
makes me older.
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Off to the movies.
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Thunderman, away!
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‐ [crash]
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‐ Sorry, Barb, shall we?
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All right, bye, guys.
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‐ All right, have fun, guys.
‐ Bye.
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‐ All right, Chloe,
who's ready to hear
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the story of Robin Hood?
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‐ Max!
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‐ Apparently not you.
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‐ Hello, my little munchkin.
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I heard the tooth fairy
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brought you a silver dollar
last night.
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‐ Cha‐ching!
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‐ Excellent.
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Now, watch as I place the money
behind your ear and...
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poof, it's gone. [laughs]
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‐ Can you stay with us?
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‐ Well, of course, I can.
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I'm just not gonna.
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‐ Hey.
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Give Chloe her money back.
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‐ I'm just keeping it safe
for her.
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Like her birthday money.
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‐ I love Max.
He's my favorite.
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‐ Whoa, Max is your favorite?
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The same Max who just stole
your tooth money?
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‐ He's funny,
and he has great hair.
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‐ I have great hair, too.
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Come on, what does he have
that I don't have?
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‐ A bunny, a band, a slide‐‐
‐ Okay, new plan.
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Uh...I have a better story
than Robin Hood.
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It's called Phoebe Hood,
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and it might
just change the way
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you feel about certain people
in this house.
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Once upon a time,
in a land far, far away,
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there lived a beautiful girl
named Chloe the Cute.
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Everyone loved her,
and she loved everyone,
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except the evil sheriff.
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‐ Hello, peasants.
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It is I, Sheriff Maxingham.
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[evil laughing]
‐ [thunder rumbles]
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‐ Sheriff Maxingham is evil?
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‐ Oh, yeah.
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He's definitely
not anyone's favorite.
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And his hair
is not so great either.
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‐ ♪
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♪ What you see
is not what you get ♪
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♪ Living our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in,
bet you'd never guess ♪
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♪ Because we're living our lives
just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture‐perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
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♪ But closer you might see
the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make‐believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family
trying to be normal ♪
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♪ And stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Living a double life ♪
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‐ Tell me more.
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‐ Hey, if you want to hear
the whole Phoebe Hood story,
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you're gonna need a snack.
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‐ Where'd you get
movie theater popcorn?
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‐ From Daddy.
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‐ Okay. Anyway, um, where was I?
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Oh, right.
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The mean old Sheriff Maxingham
had just arrived.
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Did I mention nobody liked him?
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Especially Chloe the Cute.
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‐ Now line up and pay your taxes
for the king,
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you deadbeats.
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‐ We barely have enough money
for food, dye‐bro‐sof.
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‐ I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you
over the sound of your stench.
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Now hand over the lute.
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And the rest of you,
show me the money!
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I said show, not throw.
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What about you, little girl?
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Do you have anything of value
for the king?
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‐ Nope.
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‐ Hmm.
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What about
those golden slippers?
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Hand 'em over, Hobbit Child.
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‐ Hey, you won't get
away with this, Sheriff Dude.
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‐ Oh, yeah?
Who's gonna stop me?
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‐ ♪
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‐ I'm going to stop you.
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‐ And you are?
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‐ Phoebe Hood,
protector of the weak and...
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other people
who can't afford to shower.
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‐ You may protect
the poor and stinky,
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but who's gonna protect you?
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‐ They are.
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‐ ♪
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‐ These are my merry men.
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‐ [clearing throats]
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‐ I'm sorry.
I mean, my merry crew.
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Barb Marian.
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Little Hank.
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‐ Your days of stealing
are over, Maxingham.
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‐ He's that way.
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You'd know that
if you wore your glasses.
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‐ Don't forget Friar Billy.
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‐ May the salami be with you.
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‐ And finally‐‐
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‐ Beyoncé?
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‐ Uh, sure,
if that's what you want,
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then yes, Beyoncé.
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‐ ♪
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‐ Hey! Who greased up my tablet?
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‐ He who felt it dealt it.
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‐ Guys, can we focus on
fighting injustice here, please?
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‐ You think you scare us?
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My men are fearless.
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That changes things.
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‐ We'll take our belongings now,
if you don't mind.
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‐ You haven't heard
the end of this, Phoebe Hood.
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‐ ALL: Phoebe Hood! Phoebe Hood!
Phoebe Hood!
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‐ You're my favorite,
Phoebe Hood.
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She should be your favorite,
too, Tiny Dude.
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‐ PHOEBE: And so Phoebe Hood
and her merry crew
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started giving everyone back
their stuff.
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But Chloe the Cute's slippers
were nowhere to be found.
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‐ What happened
to the slippers?
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‐ They were stolen
by that jerk Max.
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Phff, did I say Max?
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I meant Maxingham.
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Funny, they almost
sound the same, don't they?
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‐ Anyway, back at the castle,
Sheriff Maxingham
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trembled in fear before
his mighty, all‐powerful king.
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‐ Fear me!
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You dare to return
to King Colosso with no money?
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Have you seen
the royal treasury?
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We are this close
to being common folk.
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I can't even afford
a decent jester.
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‐ What do you call a pony
with a sore throat?
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A little horse.
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‐ [drum plays]
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‐ Uhhhh.
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You've got to get rid
of Phoebe Hood.
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‐ How?
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I don't know how to find her.
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‐ Well, if you don't,
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I'll tell everyone
you wear a wig.
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‐ That was a secret
between friends.
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Wait! I have an idea.
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If we can't find her,
maybe we can lure her to us
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by hosting an archery contest.
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‐ She'll never show.
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‐ She will, if these are
the grand prize.
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‐ Uh. Golden slippers?
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‐ When Phoebe Hood
shows up for these,
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we'll be waiting for her.
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‐ Why did the king
go to the dentist?
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To get his teeth crowned!
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‐ [drum plays]
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‐ And they accuse me of torture.
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‐ ♪
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‐ PHOEBE: So, the king
threw a contest,
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and invited the best archers
from across the land.
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‐ [applause]
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‐ ♪
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‐ I promise I will
win back your slippers.
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‐ You're my hero, Phoebe Hood.
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‐ Bad‐da‐da‐ba‐ba‐ba!
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Make way for the king!
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‐ [crowd booing]
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‐ Boooo!
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‐ Oh, look how
they love their king,
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calling me their boos.
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Back at ya, boos!
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‐ You ready to catch
Phoebe Hood, Your Highness?
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‐ This better work, Maxingham,
or I'll put you on poop patrol.
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‐ And you people
wonder why I stink.
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‐ [clears throat]
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Let the royal contest begin!
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Our first contestant,
Sheriff Maxingham.
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‐ Watch and learn, people.
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‐ ♪
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‐ [crowd gasps]
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‐ Boo‐yah!
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That's how you do it.
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I guess those golden slippers
are all mine.
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Unless, someone here
can beat me.
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‐ I'd like to give it a shoot.
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‐ You?
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All right, fine.
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But hurry up,
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I'm in the middle of
a genius plan to find someone.
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Ssh.
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‐ I'm so glad you're done
with that greasy thing.
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Me, too.
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Now I can start on this bad boy!
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‐ ♪
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‐ [crowd cheers]
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‐ Hooray!
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‐ She split
the sheriff's arrow in two!
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‐ [crowd cheering]
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‐ Talk about
a split personality.
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‐ [drum plays]
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‐ Ugh, where's the black plague
when you need it?
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‐ [applause]
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‐ You broke my favorite arrow.
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Only one person in the kingdom
could do that.
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Phoebe Hood.
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I knew you wouldn't be able
to resist those slippers.
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Guards, arrest her!
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‐ ♪
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‐ I guess we're doing this
the hard way.
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‐ [grunting]
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‐ ♪
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‐ [grunting]
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‐ ♪
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‐ Don't worry, Phoebe Hood,
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I'll take out those guards
with my incredible aim.
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‐ Oh!
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‐ Ah‐ta! [laughing]
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Why isn't everyone
cheering for me?
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‐ Because you just captured
Phoebe Hood.
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‐ Ooh, I thought
she was over there.
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‐ That's Stonehenge.
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‐ Friar Billy,
fetch the weapons cart.
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‐ Oops, I guess I grabbed
the wrong cart.
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No one eat the soup tonight.
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‐ Maxingham, your plan worked.
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Don't worry, Phoebe Hood,
I'll give you a fair trial.
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‐ [gavel bangs]
‐ Guilty!
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I sentence you to be flung
from the kingdom by catapult!
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‐ [crowd gasps]
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‐ Your tax dollars at work,
people.
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‐ ♪
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‐ Phoebe Hood!
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‐ [evil laughing]
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‐ Not Phoebe Hood,
she's my favorite.
259
00:12:40,945 --> 00:12:41,845
‐ Yep.
260
00:12:41,945 --> 00:12:44,012
Oh, you wanna know a secret?
261
00:12:44,112 --> 00:12:47,712
Phoebe Hood is really me.
262
00:12:47,812 --> 00:12:49,312
I guess that makes me
your favorite.
263
00:12:49,412 --> 00:12:51,745
‐ Is Maxingham really Max?
264
00:12:51,845 --> 00:12:53,045
‐ Yep.
265
00:12:53,145 --> 00:12:57,252
I guess that makes him
not your favorite.
266
00:12:57,352 --> 00:12:59,118
‐ What's up, party people?
267
00:12:59,218 --> 00:13:00,885
‐ You're a naughty sheriff.
268
00:13:00,985 --> 00:13:02,585
‐ I'm a naughty what now?
269
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,552
‐ Chloe, what happened to Max?
270
00:13:07,652 --> 00:13:10,118
‐ I left him at the North Pole.
271
00:13:10,218 --> 00:13:11,685
‐ Why would you do that?
272
00:13:11,785 --> 00:13:14,918
‐ Your story, silly.
273
00:13:15,018 --> 00:13:16,418
‐ Oh.
274
00:13:16,518 --> 00:13:17,685
‐ ♪
275
00:13:20,485 --> 00:13:22,485
‐ Chloe, you need to bring
Max back from the North Pole.
276
00:13:22,585 --> 00:13:24,685
‐ Nope.
277
00:13:24,785 --> 00:13:27,918
‐ Why not? Come on,
he's your favorite, remember?
278
00:13:28,018 --> 00:13:29,918
‐ No, you're my favorite.
279
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,085
‐ So hard to enjoy that
280
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,885
while Max is getting eaten
by a polar bear.
281
00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:35,452
‐ We're home!
282
00:13:35,552 --> 00:13:37,718
‐ Date night
is officially over.
283
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:38,918
‐ Already?
284
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:40,152
I mean, you guys were barely
even gone an hour.
285
00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:41,752
What kind of date night is that?
286
00:13:41,852 --> 00:13:43,418
‐ Uh, your father
couldn't see the screen,
287
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:46,052
because he forgot his glasses.
288
00:13:46,152 --> 00:13:48,652
‐ Well, also,
someone stole my popcorn.
289
00:13:51,285 --> 00:13:52,718
I bet Max had something
to do with it.
290
00:13:52,818 --> 00:13:53,885
Max!
291
00:13:53,985 --> 00:13:56,085
‐ Wait, no, Dad, um...
Max went to bed early.
292
00:13:56,185 --> 00:13:58,158
I think he's coming down
with a cold.
293
00:13:58,258 --> 00:13:59,492
‐ Oh, he's cold.
294
00:14:02,725 --> 00:14:04,658
‐ You know what?
295
00:14:04,758 --> 00:14:07,825
Why don't you guys go
and get some ice cream, huh?
296
00:14:07,925 --> 00:14:09,058
My treat.
297
00:14:09,158 --> 00:14:10,625
Can't let your date night
end like this.
298
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,992
♪ You're going back out
on your date night ♪
299
00:14:13,092 --> 00:14:14,792
♪ A night
without your children ♪
300
00:14:14,892 --> 00:14:16,025
♪ No kids, no problems ♪
301
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,358
‐ BOTH: ♪ Freedom ♪
302
00:14:21,158 --> 00:14:24,058
‐ Okay, Chloe, listen.
303
00:14:24,158 --> 00:14:25,792
I know I may have told you
a story
304
00:14:25,892 --> 00:14:27,025
that made Max seem evil.
305
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:28,725
But you're gonna
wanna bring him back
306
00:14:28,825 --> 00:14:31,525
when you hear
the end of the story.
307
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:35,525
Back at the kingdom,
Phoebe Hood was held prisoner.
308
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,892
But to everyone's surprise,
Maxingham had a change a heart.
309
00:14:37,992 --> 00:14:39,592
‐ I've had a change of heart.
310
00:14:43,025 --> 00:14:44,958
‐ Hooray for Maxingham!
311
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:48,025
‐ CROWD: Hooray!
312
00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:49,992
‐ BOTH: The end.
313
00:14:50,092 --> 00:14:51,125
‐ ♪
314
00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:52,992
‐ Booooo!
315
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,025
I'm going to bed.
316
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,392
‐ Wait, no, no, no.
317
00:14:55,492 --> 00:14:58,932
My bad, I, uh‐‐I told you
the wrong ending.
318
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:02,232
Uh, this is how it really goes.
319
00:15:02,332 --> 00:15:04,032
Phoebe Hood
was about to be catapulted
320
00:15:04,132 --> 00:15:06,232
out of the kingdom forever.
321
00:15:06,332 --> 00:15:07,432
‐ Goodbye!
322
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,198
I shall miss you all.
323
00:15:09,298 --> 00:15:11,732
Even you, Poop Patrol.
324
00:15:11,832 --> 00:15:15,765
‐ She knows my name.
325
00:15:15,865 --> 00:15:18,132
‐ Please don't get rid
of Phoebe Hood.
326
00:15:18,232 --> 00:15:19,498
‐ Sorry, kid.
327
00:15:19,598 --> 00:15:23,098
Can't be this good‐looking
and nice at the same time.
328
00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:24,865
‐ Yes, you can.
329
00:15:31,065 --> 00:15:33,298
‐ PHOEBE: Meanwhile,
the merry crew was desperate
330
00:15:33,398 --> 00:15:36,032
to find a way to save
Phoebe Hood and themselves.
331
00:15:36,132 --> 00:15:37,632
‐ We have to save Phoebe Hood.
332
00:15:37,732 --> 00:15:39,765
‐ And ourselves.
333
00:15:39,865 --> 00:15:40,865
‐ The worst part is,
334
00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:42,632
I can't get this wedgie
out of my moat.
335
00:15:45,532 --> 00:15:47,732
‐ Let the flinging begin!
336
00:15:53,998 --> 00:15:55,298
‐ Release her!
337
00:15:55,398 --> 00:15:56,665
‐ That's what I said.
338
00:15:56,765 --> 00:16:01,438
Release the thing
and make her fling.
339
00:16:01,538 --> 00:16:04,405
‐ Don't...even think about it.
340
00:16:07,272 --> 00:16:10,005
‐ Maxingham,
what are you doing?
341
00:16:10,105 --> 00:16:11,372
‐ Fighting for justice
342
00:16:11,472 --> 00:16:13,405
and slipper‐less children
everywhere.
343
00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:17,838
‐ [crowd cheering]
344
00:16:17,938 --> 00:16:19,038
‐ What?
345
00:16:19,138 --> 00:16:21,372
It takes a lot of courage
to do the right thing.
346
00:16:21,472 --> 00:16:23,572
‐ Friar Billy,
your greasy salami hands
347
00:16:23,672 --> 00:16:26,005
let you slide
right out of your shackles.
348
00:16:26,105 --> 00:16:27,572
‐ Whoo, that was close.
349
00:16:27,672 --> 00:16:31,072
I wouldn't want
to get in any more trouble.
350
00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:33,538
‐ No, get out of there
and free us all.
351
00:16:33,638 --> 00:16:35,038
‐ Oooh.
352
00:16:35,138 --> 00:16:38,472
‐ And help me with this wedgie.
353
00:16:38,572 --> 00:16:41,505
‐ Are you going soft on me,
Maxingham?
354
00:16:41,605 --> 00:16:44,138
Last time I checked,
this was the medieval times.
355
00:16:44,238 --> 00:16:46,605
Not the mid‐nice guy times.
356
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,572
‐ [drum beats]
357
00:16:48,672 --> 00:16:50,405
‐ Clever.
358
00:16:50,505 --> 00:16:52,972
‐ Guards! Get him!
359
00:16:53,072 --> 00:16:56,878
‐ ♪
360
00:17:00,278 --> 00:17:02,912
‐ [grunting]
361
00:17:07,445 --> 00:17:09,545
‐ Maxingham,
you're good after all
362
00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:11,945
and should never be stranded
in the North Pole.
363
00:17:12,045 --> 00:17:13,178
‐ What are you talking about?
364
00:17:13,278 --> 00:17:15,878
‐ Nothing.
Just hand me a sword.
365
00:17:15,978 --> 00:17:17,145
Really?
366
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:18,312
‐ Ah!
367
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:21,712
‐ [grunting]
368
00:17:21,812 --> 00:17:26,045
‐ ♪
369
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,212
‐ [grunts]
370
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:36,612
‐ ♪
371
00:17:47,378 --> 00:17:50,745
‐ [grunting]
372
00:18:01,818 --> 00:18:03,152
‐ We're free!
373
00:18:03,252 --> 00:18:06,185
‐ ♪
374
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:08,185
‐ Merry crew, snap the whip!
375
00:18:08,285 --> 00:18:09,318
‐ I can't see where I'm going.
376
00:18:09,418 --> 00:18:10,718
‐ Put on your glasses!
377
00:18:10,818 --> 00:18:12,618
‐ All right.
378
00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,818
[moaning]
379
00:18:16,985 --> 00:18:19,885
Uh, that felt good!
380
00:18:19,985 --> 00:18:21,885
Oh, everything is so clear.
381
00:18:23,585 --> 00:18:25,785
‐ Get up, you buffoons!
382
00:18:25,885 --> 00:18:28,418
‐ Wait, our king
is a talking rabbit?
383
00:18:28,518 --> 00:18:30,885
Does everyone know this?
384
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,752
‐ ♪
385
00:18:44,185 --> 00:18:47,718
‐ [crowd cheering]
386
00:18:51,718 --> 00:18:52,952
‐ Yeah!
387
00:18:53,052 --> 00:18:56,085
Phoebe Hood is safe!
388
00:18:56,185 --> 00:18:58,292
So is anyone buying this?
389
00:18:58,392 --> 00:19:01,658
‐ Don't worry,
we'll give you a fair trial.
390
00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:03,292
‐ Oh, argh!
391
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:05,292
‐ Guilty!
392
00:19:05,392 --> 00:19:08,625
‐ You wouldn't dare.
393
00:19:08,725 --> 00:19:10,792
Wah!
394
00:19:10,892 --> 00:19:14,425
You d‐d‐d‐did!
395
00:19:14,525 --> 00:19:16,792
‐ [crowd cheering]
396
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:23,225
‐ If I'm not mistaken,
these belong to you.
397
00:19:23,325 --> 00:19:25,492
‐ My golden slippers.
398
00:19:25,592 --> 00:19:28,958
‐ From now on, I'd like to steal
for good instead of evil.
399
00:19:29,058 --> 00:19:31,092
That is if you'll have me.
400
00:19:31,192 --> 00:19:32,292
‐ What do you say, Chloe?
401
00:19:32,392 --> 00:19:35,758
Should we let Maxingham
join our merry crew?
402
00:19:35,858 --> 00:19:37,058
‐ Yes!
403
00:19:38,425 --> 00:19:40,758
‐ [crowd ahs]
404
00:19:40,858 --> 00:19:43,025
‐ This is so "sweeches."
405
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:44,358
[sobbing]
406
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:46,292
These tears count as a shower.
407
00:19:49,758 --> 00:19:53,892
‐ I dub thee
Sir Good Hair of the Merry Men.
408
00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:55,092
‐ Merry crew!
409
00:19:55,192 --> 00:19:57,132
Why don't you people get this?
410
00:19:57,232 --> 00:20:01,598
‐ ALL: Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
411
00:20:01,698 --> 00:20:03,298
‐ I don't suppose
you need a funny jester
412
00:20:03,398 --> 00:20:05,532
to lighten things up
every now and then?
413
00:20:07,098 --> 00:20:09,232
‐ Sure. Do you know one?
414
00:20:09,332 --> 00:20:10,765
‐ [drum beats]
415
00:20:10,865 --> 00:20:14,532
‐ ALL: [laughing]
416
00:20:14,632 --> 00:20:16,765
‐ ♪
417
00:20:16,865 --> 00:20:19,398
‐ So Maxingham
was now part of the merry crew,
418
00:20:19,498 --> 00:20:20,698
and became Chloe the Cute's
419
00:20:20,798 --> 00:20:23,565
favorite person
in the entire kingdom.
420
00:20:23,665 --> 00:20:25,265
The end.
421
00:20:25,365 --> 00:20:27,165
‐ So Maxingham is good?
422
00:20:27,265 --> 00:20:28,698
‐ Yeah.
423
00:20:28,798 --> 00:20:30,932
You only thought he was bad
because his jealous twin sister
424
00:20:31,032 --> 00:20:33,732
reworked a classic
to win you over.
425
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:36,165
‐ I like Phoebe Hood
and Maxingham.
426
00:20:36,265 --> 00:20:37,865
They're both my favorite.
427
00:20:37,965 --> 00:20:38,898
‐ Okay, good.
428
00:20:38,998 --> 00:20:40,632
So, can we please
bring Max back now?
429
00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:45,898
‐ [shivering]
430
00:20:45,998 --> 00:20:50,732
B‐b‐b‐b‐rain f‐f‐f‐freeze.
431
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,832
[sighing]
432
00:20:52,932 --> 00:20:56,165
Thanks for bringing me back
from the North Pole, Chloe.
433
00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:58,905
Why'd you take me
to the North Pole, Chloe?
434
00:20:59,005 --> 00:21:02,005
‐ [chuckles] I mean,
why do kids anything, right?
435
00:21:02,105 --> 00:21:04,272
So weird.
436
00:21:04,372 --> 00:21:05,338
‐ We're home.
437
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,572
‐ And we brought ice cream.
438
00:21:07,672 --> 00:21:08,438
‐ Ice cream?
439
00:21:08,538 --> 00:21:09,738
You think that's funny?
440
00:21:13,838 --> 00:21:14,772
‐ Why'd he do that?
441
00:21:14,872 --> 00:21:17,538
‐ Uh, why do kids
do anything, right?
442
00:21:17,638 --> 00:21:19,638
So weird.
443
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:21,238
Oh, hey,
your new glasses look good.
444
00:21:21,338 --> 00:21:22,338
‐ Well, yeah.
445
00:21:22,438 --> 00:21:24,205
I decided
just because I need glasses
446
00:21:24,305 --> 00:21:28,338
doesn't mean
I'm not heroic or handsome.
447
00:21:28,438 --> 00:21:30,372
‐ He couldn't read
the ice cream menu.
448
00:21:32,572 --> 00:21:34,505
‐ Why is there grease
on the remote?
449
00:21:34,605 --> 00:21:35,772
Billy!
450
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,338
‐ Sorry, it wasn't Billy.
451
00:21:39,438 --> 00:21:40,438
What can I say?
452
00:21:40,538 --> 00:21:43,405
The kid knows his salami.
453
00:21:43,505 --> 00:21:45,438
‐ It's great in smoothies, too.
454
00:21:48,105 --> 00:21:49,105
Nope, it's not.
455
00:21:49,205 --> 00:21:51,772
I'm gonna go puke.
456
00:21:51,872 --> 00:21:52,838
‐ I love Billy.
457
00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:56,078
He's my favorite.
458
00:21:56,178 --> 00:21:58,612
‐ ♪
459
00:22:02,678 --> 00:22:07,578
‐ ♪
460
00:22:07,628 --> 00:22:12,178
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