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‐ Uh, chicken wings, uh,
tots, onion rings, and splat.
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‐ [machine gurgling]
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‐ Yep, we got a jam.
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‐ Should we get
the tube sweeper?
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‐ Nah, it's being used
by table five.
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‐ Yeah, let's switch tables.
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‐ Maybe I can help.
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‐ Let's stay.
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‐ [machine whirrs]
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‐ Whoo, hey, thanks.
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‐ You wanna thank me,
let me buy you lunch sometime.
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‐ We haven't paid
for this mess yet.
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‐ [laughs]
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‐ Sorry, I'm...kinda into paying
for my own meals right now.
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‐ And her best friend.
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She also pays
for her best friend.
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‐ Well, it was nice
talking to you.
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‐ What was wrong with him?
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‐ Uh, I'm just not ready
to date again yet.
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It hasn't been that long
since Link moved.
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‐ When will you be ready?
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‐ I guess I'll know
when I get a sign.
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‐ [phone meowing]
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‐ Sorry, let me get this.
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Oh, it's not me.
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‐ Yeah, it's him.
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‐ Oh, sorry. I don't know how
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"Classical Cats Volume 2"
got on my phone.
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‐ I have the same ringtone.
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‐ Okay. I lied,
I put that on my phone.
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‐ They're great, right?
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Who needs Mozart
when you can have Meow‐zart?
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‐ [laughs]
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‐ Wait. You're reading
"The Yellow Bandana?"
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‐ It's kinda
my favorite book.
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‐ Get out!
It's my favorite book.
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I've read it like five times.
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And I've even listened
to the audiobook.
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‐ Have you heard
the one read by cats?
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‐ They have that?
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‐ No,
but that would be awesome.
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‐ [laughing]
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‐ Oh, thank you, good sir.
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Well...it was nice to meet you.
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‐ Nice to meet you, too.
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So, like I was saying, um, yeah,
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I'll know it's time
to date again when I get a sign.
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‐ Phoebe, I'm not usually
ahead of you on these things‐‐
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‐ Great Meow‐zart's ghost,
that was like a million signs.
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‐ Donate
to the hoverboard foundation?
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‐ What's the money go to?
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‐ Buying me a hoverboard.
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‐ Well, in that case,
here's an onion ring.
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‐ I never liked you.
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‐ I missed him.
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I guess it's not meant to be.
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‐ Or is it?
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Look, he left his book.
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‐ Oh.
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Well, I guess I could
just hold onto this
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in case I run into him again.
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Come on, let's pay
and get out of here.
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‐ Uh, where'd my purse go?
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[clears throat]
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‐ What?
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It's for charity.
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‐ ♪ What you see
is not what you get ♪
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♪ Living our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in,
bet you'd never guess ♪
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♪ Because we're living our lives
just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture‐perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
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♪ But closer you might see
the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make‐believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family
trying to be normal ♪
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♪ And stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Living a double life ♪
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‐ Donate
to the hoverboard foundation.
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Every penny counts.
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Unless it's a penny.
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Ugh!
‐ Eh!
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‐ Cherry, prepare
to have your mind blown.
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Bam!
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‐ Whoa! Two books!
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I don't get it.
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‐ Check it out.
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This is my copy
of "The Yellow Bandana."
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This is my crush's copy.
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Here.
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I underlined this sentence.
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He underlined this sentence.
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Look, I put a star
next to this part.
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He did, too.
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‐ Yeah, but what's this?
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‐ Uh, that's just a food stain.
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‐ You're both sloppy eaters?
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It's like you're soulmates.
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‐ Yeah, well,
none of that matters,
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because it's been
like five days,
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and I still
haven't run into him.
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Maybe I never will.
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‐ Hey, what if you use
your super powers
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to freeze everyone in town,
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then dig through
the lifeless bodies
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until you find him?
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‐ This is why
you're not a superhero.
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‐ What about
your Hero League tablet?
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Don't you have some kind
of search for a bad guy app?
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‐ Yeah, that thing
can find anyone.
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But it's for official
Hero League business only.
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They call it Find a Fiend.
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Not Find a Cute Guy or May
or May Not Be Perfect For You.
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Look, if it's meant to be,
it's meant to be.
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After school, I'm just gonna go
to Splat Burger,
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sit quietly, and wait for fate
to bring him back to me.
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Seriously?
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Nobody here's seen the boy
reading this book? Nobody?
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‐ ♪
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‐ Not even close to enough money
for a hoverboard.
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What are we going to do now,
Colosso?
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‐ COLOSSO: We use
the old metal detector.
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‐ [metal detector beeping]
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‐ Oh, I'm getting a hit already.
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‐ I'm gonna hit you.
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That's the can.
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‐ Burn! Burn!
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‐ Burn! Burn! Burn, ninja! Burn!
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‐ Okay, that's enough
ninja burn for one day.
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‐ Uh... why?
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That's the whole question,
just why.
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‐ We were at some kind
of ninja birthday party.
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‐ It's called
"Ninja Burners," Dad.
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‐ "Ninja Burners"
is our favorite show.
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‐ Oh, right,
I saw that on the DVR...
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right before I erased it.
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‐ Ninja Burn!
‐ Hold it!
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Whoa, whoa, that ninja party
was a bad idea.
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‐ No way, it was awesome.
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They had a ninja piñata.
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Pin the tail on the ninja.
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And ninja nachos.
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They're nachos
with a jalapeno kick.
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‐ Hey!
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‐ And the Ninja Burners
were there.
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Can we get them for
our birthday parties this year?
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‐ Absolutely not.
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Those party performers
are way too expensive.
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‐ But you just wasted money
buying Chloe crayons.
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‐ Don't drag me into this.
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‐ Crayons are not
a waste of money.
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Especially when you get them
for free at a restaurant.
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‐ Chloe just wants
to color pictures of her family,
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not watch three pretend ninjas
slap each other around
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for $100 an hour.
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‐ [spits]
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Sorry, just choked
on a new plan.
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‐ Let's go hang out
with the one kid
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who isn't kicking or spitting.
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‐ Hey, how would you two
like to teach me
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everything you know
about "Ninja Burners"
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so I can make
some hoverboard money?
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‐ Seems like
he's up to something.
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‐ He just told you
what he's up to.
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And for the record,
it'll never work.
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"Ninja Burners" always travel
in groups of three.
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‐ It's the ninja code.
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‐ Well, then you guys
can be ninjas, too.
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‐ I'm in.
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As long as you keep the money.
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I don't mix
business with pleasure.
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‐ I do.
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I want 10% of all profits
and a $5 signing bonus.
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‐ I'll you some loose change
and a dead battery.
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‐ Deal.
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‐ Hey, before you settle
on those two, check this out.
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Keeee‐ya.
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Keee‐ow!
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‐ ♪
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‐ [sighs] This book is all I
have left of you, Mystery Crush.
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‐ It doesn't have to be.
‐ Ah!
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‐ Don't worry, I'm here, too.
‐ Ah!
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‐ Come on,
you know you wanna use
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Find a Fiend to get that boy.
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Just do it.
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‐ Oh, I get it.
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Angel Phoebe, Devil Phoebe.
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All right, Angel Phoebe,
tell me why I shouldn't do it.
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‐ Abusing
your Hero League privileges
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would be wrong.
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‐ Thank you.
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‐ Unless...
‐ Unless?
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Tell her the unless.
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‐ Unless you do it
really, really quick
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so no one finds out.
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That's kinda like
not even doing it.
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‐ That's not
very angel like at all.
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Handing out halos
to just anyone these days?
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‐ Come on,
I really like him, okay?
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And all those signs.
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I really wanna see
where this goes.
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‐ But if I use Find a Fiend,
I have to label my crush
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as a dangerous criminal.
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‐ Well, he is dangerously cute.
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‐ And he's the first guy
you've liked since Link.
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‐ [sighs]
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All right, fine, if you guys
both think I should do it,
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then I'll do it.
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‐ Uh, actually,
you're already doing it.
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While Angel Phoebe and I
were distracting you,
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IT Phoebe logged you
into the Find a Fiend app.
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‐ You're in.
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Uh, I also backed you up
to the Cloud.
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‐ ♪
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‐ Max, how did you make
such amazing costumes?
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‐ I got a guy
who's a ninja with a needle.
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‐ Wah, wah, wah, wah!
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‐ Uh‐oh, Barb,
he's starting a ninja army.
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‐ Relax, we're just
getting ready for our audition
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to be birthday party performers.
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I'd never start a ninja army.
Ha!
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[whispers] Start ninja army.
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‐ Oh, Chloe.
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Since you're done drawing Max,
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why don't you come in
and draw Mommy and Daddy?
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‐ Nope. But I'll draw the couch.
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‐ Maybe you can draw
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Mommy and Daddy
sitting on the couch.
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‐ Nope.
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‐ All right,
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that lady and her kid
should be any minute.
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Let's practice.
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Chay, chay, chay!
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‐ Max, Ninja Burners
don't say "chee‐yah."
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They say, "Burn," remember?
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‐ Right.
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Burn! Burn! Burn!
‐ Whoo!
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You're getting there.
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‐ Hey. Thanks for teaching me
all this stuff, guys.
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‐ Maybe when you get
your hoverboard,
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you can let us ride us.
‐ Sssh, here they come.
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‐ Uh!
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‐ Hi, I'm Mrs. Garcia.
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‐ Of course.
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And you must be Winter.
I'm Max.
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‐ Who cares?
Just kick somebody.
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‐ Okay.
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Ninja Burners... burn!
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‐ [all grunting]
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‐ ALL: Burn!
250
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‐ Awesome!
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‐ Winter likes you.
You're hired!
252
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‐ ALL: Yes!
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‐ No.
254
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Just the red one.
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00:10:14,561 --> 00:10:16,494
The yellow one
lacks the ninja spirit.
256
00:10:16,594 --> 00:10:18,461
And the blue one has a bow.
257
00:10:18,561 --> 00:10:20,727
Bows are my thing.
258
00:10:20,827 --> 00:10:22,027
‐ Sorry,
259
00:10:22,127 --> 00:10:24,594
but Ninja Burners always travel
in groups of three.
260
00:10:24,694 --> 00:10:26,427
‐ It's the ninja code.
261
00:10:26,527 --> 00:10:28,094
Guys, go inside.
262
00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,127
You're not old enough to hear
what I'm about to say.
263
00:10:31,694 --> 00:10:34,627
If you think for one minute
that I'm doing this party
264
00:10:34,727 --> 00:10:36,827
without my brother and sister...
265
00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:40,927
then you're absolutely right.
266
00:10:41,027 --> 00:10:44,161
‐ THUNDER MONITOR: Alert! Alert!
Cherry approaching.
267
00:10:44,261 --> 00:10:45,727
‐ CHERRY: Ugh!
268
00:10:45,827 --> 00:10:49,027
‐ THUNDER MONITOR: Alert, alert!
269
00:10:54,861 --> 00:10:58,034
‐ I could have sworn
there was a third step there.
270
00:10:58,134 --> 00:11:00,234
‐ Don't worry,
you'll get it next time.
271
00:11:00,334 --> 00:11:02,634
‐ So, what's the news
about your mystery crush?
272
00:11:02,734 --> 00:11:03,801
Did you find him?
273
00:11:03,901 --> 00:11:05,801
‐ No, but I did use
the Find a Fiend app
274
00:11:05,901 --> 00:11:07,334
to start tracking him down.
275
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,667
‐ Ooh, you devil you.
276
00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:12,001
‐ You have no idea.
277
00:11:12,101 --> 00:11:13,867
So, once the system sends me
his coordinates,
278
00:11:13,967 --> 00:11:16,301
I'm going to pretend
to run into him.
279
00:11:16,401 --> 00:11:18,034
Do my flirty laugh.
280
00:11:18,134 --> 00:11:19,467
[giggles]
281
00:11:19,567 --> 00:11:21,434
And then he'll never
escape me again.
282
00:11:21,534 --> 00:11:22,801
‐ THUNDER MONITOR: Alert, alert,
283
00:11:22,901 --> 00:11:26,434
incoming transmission
from Super President Kick Butt.
284
00:11:26,534 --> 00:11:27,767
‐ Hello, Phoebe.
285
00:11:27,867 --> 00:11:31,201
I see you've been using
our Find a Fiend program.
286
00:11:31,301 --> 00:11:32,434
‐ How did you know that?
287
00:11:32,534 --> 00:11:33,767
‐ When someone
of your skill level
288
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,601
registers a dangerous criminal,
289
00:11:35,701 --> 00:11:37,634
the Hero League
is always notified.
290
00:11:37,734 --> 00:11:39,967
That way,
we can send a strike team.
291
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,867
‐ Uh, strike team?
292
00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:45,201
That sounds awfully strikey.
293
00:11:45,301 --> 00:11:46,434
‐ Oh, they are.
294
00:11:46,534 --> 00:11:48,834
A group of our best men
and women guaranteed
295
00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:52,267
to find your dangerous criminal
and take him out.
296
00:11:52,367 --> 00:11:56,067
‐ Don't you want him
to take you out?
297
00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:59,641
‐ What's the fruit girl
talking about?
298
00:11:59,741 --> 00:12:02,907
‐ Actually, Super President,
you are gonna laugh.
299
00:12:03,007 --> 00:12:04,607
Uh, there's actually something
you should know
300
00:12:04,707 --> 00:12:06,807
about my dangerous criminal
301
00:12:06,907 --> 00:12:08,341
before you send in
that strike team.
302
00:12:08,441 --> 00:12:09,874
‐ Too late.
‐ [crash]
303
00:12:09,974 --> 00:12:12,607
‐ ♪
304
00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:23,474
‐ I am so proud of you, Phoebe.
305
00:12:23,574 --> 00:12:25,407
Your first big man hunt.
306
00:12:25,507 --> 00:12:27,474
[laughs]
I hope you catch your guy.
307
00:12:27,574 --> 00:12:28,641
‐ Or not.
308
00:12:28,741 --> 00:12:30,941
It'd be fine if I didn't.
309
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,407
‐ Hey, Chloe.
310
00:12:32,507 --> 00:12:34,574
You ready to draw
Mommy and Daddy?
311
00:12:34,674 --> 00:12:37,674
‐ Nope, strike team.
312
00:12:37,774 --> 00:12:40,274
‐ Well, maybe you can draw us
when you're done.
313
00:12:40,374 --> 00:12:42,574
‐ Nope.
314
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,374
‐ Don't cry, Hank.
315
00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:48,207
She'll know we're weak.
316
00:12:48,307 --> 00:12:49,641
‐ Cherry, I feel awful.
317
00:12:49,741 --> 00:12:52,341
‐ Yeah, you really
don't look that good.
318
00:12:52,441 --> 00:12:53,607
‐ No, I mean,
319
00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:56,041
all I wanted to do
was track down a boy I liked.
320
00:12:56,141 --> 00:12:57,681
‐ And now you have
a whole strike team
321
00:12:57,781 --> 00:12:58,981
to do it for you.
322
00:12:59,081 --> 00:13:01,947
You have time to rest up
and feel better.
323
00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:03,647
‐ I'm not sick.
324
00:13:03,747 --> 00:13:05,047
I am putting an end to it.
325
00:13:05,147 --> 00:13:07,214
It's time to call
President Kickbutt.
326
00:13:07,314 --> 00:13:09,581
‐ We got your guy.
327
00:13:09,681 --> 00:13:10,914
We just spotted him
buying a ticket
328
00:13:11,014 --> 00:13:13,214
for the 3:15 screening
of "Maze Jumper 3."
329
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,714
‐ O‐M crazy!
330
00:13:14,814 --> 00:13:16,647
That's your favorite
movie franchise.
331
00:13:16,747 --> 00:13:17,947
‐ Time to strike!
332
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,481
‐ No, don't strike.
‐ Why not?
333
00:13:20,581 --> 00:13:22,847
‐ Well, uh, I'll tell you why.
334
00:13:22,947 --> 00:13:25,847
Because...that's not my guy.
335
00:13:25,947 --> 00:13:28,514
‐ But it fits the description
you logged into the program.
336
00:13:28,614 --> 00:13:31,581
Blonde hair, green eyes,
soul of poet.
337
00:13:31,681 --> 00:13:34,147
‐ You forgot smile
that lights up a room.
338
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:38,481
But, uh, actually, Cherry
got a much better look at him.
339
00:13:38,581 --> 00:13:40,081
‐ Well, we'll need to ask you
a few questions.
340
00:13:40,181 --> 00:13:41,847
‐ Uh, you can ask her
more than a few.
341
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:46,247
You can ask a bunch, a load,
a whole gaggle of questions
342
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,747
right after we chat real quick.
Okay? Cool. Thanks.
343
00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:52,814
Did you see that picture?
344
00:13:52,914 --> 00:13:54,381
My guy's even cuter
than I remembered.
345
00:13:54,481 --> 00:13:55,547
And like you said,
346
00:13:55,647 --> 00:13:57,321
we have the same
favorite movie franchise.
347
00:13:57,421 --> 00:14:00,087
He is on fire!
348
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,654
‐ So what's the plan?
349
00:14:01,754 --> 00:14:03,754
‐ [sighs]
The movie is two hours long,
350
00:14:03,854 --> 00:14:06,554
which gives me enough time
to change and go meet my crush
351
00:14:06,654 --> 00:14:08,254
while you come up with
some crazy description
352
00:14:08,354 --> 00:14:09,487
of someone who doesn't exist.
353
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,854
‐ Ooh, like big foot?
354
00:14:11,954 --> 00:14:14,621
‐ No, Cherry,
a human that doesn't exist.
355
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,054
‐ You know, actually,
my uncle is a big foot hunter,
356
00:14:17,154 --> 00:14:18,687
and he‐‐
‐ Cherry!
357
00:14:18,787 --> 00:14:21,054
Just make him a boy, okay?
358
00:14:21,154 --> 00:14:23,421
I need them off chasing some guy
you dreamed up
359
00:14:23,521 --> 00:14:26,487
so I can go chase
the guy of my dreams.
360
00:14:26,587 --> 00:14:27,954
‐ On it.
‐ Thank you.
361
00:14:29,754 --> 00:14:33,087
‐ All right, Strikers,
here's what our man looked like.
362
00:14:33,187 --> 00:14:38,054
He had a‐‐ugh!
363
00:14:38,154 --> 00:14:41,454
I could have sworn
there was a step there.
364
00:14:41,554 --> 00:14:44,087
‐ ♪
365
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:50,221
‐ Burn!
‐ Ahh! Tiny ninjas!
366
00:14:50,321 --> 00:14:52,454
‐ We knew you'd go to
the birthday party without us.
367
00:14:52,554 --> 00:14:53,721
‐ You lied.
368
00:14:53,821 --> 00:14:55,721
And we were just starting
to have fun together.
369
00:14:55,821 --> 00:14:56,887
‐ You're right.
370
00:14:56,987 --> 00:14:59,361
I'm gonna give myself
a stern talking to.
371
00:14:59,461 --> 00:15:00,994
You guys
should probably go inside.
372
00:15:01,094 --> 00:15:03,361
You're not old enough
to hear what I'm about to say.
373
00:15:03,461 --> 00:15:05,627
‐ Nobody's falling for that.
374
00:15:05,727 --> 00:15:08,627
Billy, get back here!
375
00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:10,727
‐ Okay, look, I'm sorry.
376
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:13,627
I just really need that money
for the hoverboard and‐‐
377
00:15:13,727 --> 00:15:16,327
wait, how did you guys
even know I was going?
378
00:15:16,427 --> 00:15:18,127
‐ You're Max.
379
00:15:18,227 --> 00:15:20,761
‐ Cursed my reputation.
380
00:15:20,861 --> 00:15:24,194
‐ Oh, you're gonna be cursed
all right....by the ninja code.
381
00:15:24,294 --> 00:15:27,694
‐ BOTH: Wah‐ah!
382
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,027
‐ What was that?
383
00:15:29,127 --> 00:15:30,194
‐ You mean this?
384
00:15:30,294 --> 00:15:32,961
‐ BOTH: Wah‐ah!
385
00:15:33,061 --> 00:15:35,027
‐ Yeah, that. Stop doing that.
386
00:15:35,127 --> 00:15:37,261
‐ Legend says that
if you break the ninja code,
387
00:15:37,361 --> 00:15:39,161
it will come back to haunt you.
388
00:15:39,261 --> 00:15:40,594
‐ Legend?
389
00:15:40,694 --> 00:15:43,927
The Ninja Burners were invented
by a toy company in Fresno.
390
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:45,094
‐ You'll see.
391
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,394
‐ And cursed you will be.
392
00:15:47,494 --> 00:15:49,761
‐ BOTH: Wah‐ha!
393
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,561
‐ Still see you guys.
394
00:15:51,661 --> 00:15:55,061
‐ BOTH: Wah‐ha!
‐ Stop doing that!
395
00:15:55,161 --> 00:15:57,767
‐ ♪
396
00:15:57,867 --> 00:15:59,501
‐ Who are you drawing now,
Chloe?
397
00:15:59,601 --> 00:16:00,834
The penguin?
398
00:16:00,934 --> 00:16:04,401
‐ Because he's the reason
you have nice things.
399
00:16:04,501 --> 00:16:06,534
‐ I'm drawing Mommy and Daddy.
400
00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:07,734
‐ What? I
401
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,467
thought you didn't
want to draw us.
402
00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:11,401
‐ I saved the best for last.
403
00:16:11,501 --> 00:16:12,734
‐ Aw.
404
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:15,734
Okay, now we can cry, Hank.
405
00:16:15,834 --> 00:16:17,401
‐ Not in front
of the strike team.
406
00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:20,067
Let's go cry outside.
407
00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:22,001
‐ Oh, I gotta draw that.
408
00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:25,467
‐ I think we found your guy.
409
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,334
‐ Oh good.
410
00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:29,001
Wait, what?
411
00:16:29,867 --> 00:16:31,067
Uh, how could you?
412
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:35,401
It wasn't even
a real‐‐really good description.
413
00:16:35,501 --> 00:16:36,401
‐ He's at Splat Burger.
414
00:16:36,501 --> 00:16:38,334
Strike team strike!
415
00:16:38,434 --> 00:16:40,501
‐ ♪
416
00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:42,334
‐ Phoebe!
417
00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:44,201
Phoebe!
418
00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:48,334
We got a problem.
419
00:16:48,434 --> 00:16:49,901
‐ What? Ugh, I knew it.
420
00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:51,934
My "Maze Jumper" T‐shirt
is too casual to meet my crush.
421
00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:53,901
I'll go change.
‐ N‐n‐n‐n‐‐
422
00:16:56,001 --> 00:16:59,741
‐ Cherry, what happened
to the strike team?
423
00:16:59,841 --> 00:17:03,907
‐ That's why I
"Phoebe! Phoebe!"‐ed you.
424
00:17:04,007 --> 00:17:05,107
They went to Splat Burger.
425
00:17:05,207 --> 00:17:06,841
Somehow they found
the guy I gave them.
426
00:17:06,941 --> 00:17:08,407
‐ Wait, but you
made up a guy, right?
427
00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:11,507
‐ Yeah, I just described
this drawing.
428
00:17:11,607 --> 00:17:12,741
‐ Is that Chloe's?
429
00:17:12,841 --> 00:17:17,407
‐ No, it's this artist
named "Chow‐lay."
430
00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:19,741
‐ That's how you spell Chloe.
431
00:17:19,841 --> 00:17:21,141
Uh, I have to stop them.
432
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,541
They're going after
an innocent civilian.
433
00:17:23,641 --> 00:17:27,341
An oddly dressed civilian
with two right feet.
434
00:17:27,441 --> 00:17:28,774
‐ But what about your crush?
435
00:17:28,874 --> 00:17:31,141
If you don't go to that movie,
you may never see him again.
436
00:17:31,241 --> 00:17:32,274
‐ Well, I have no choice.
437
00:17:32,374 --> 00:17:33,974
This is all my fault.
438
00:17:34,074 --> 00:17:37,274
This fool
better be worth saving.
439
00:17:37,374 --> 00:17:39,641
‐ ♪
440
00:17:45,307 --> 00:17:46,574
‐ Ninja burn!
441
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:47,907
‐ [applause]
442
00:17:48,007 --> 00:17:50,941
‐ Burn!
443
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,274
Burn!
444
00:17:52,374 --> 00:17:55,541
‐ [crowd cheering]
445
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,681
‐ All right, guys,
it's ninja story time.
446
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:06,514
There once was a red ninja who
needed money for a hoverboard.
447
00:18:06,614 --> 00:18:08,914
The end.
448
00:18:09,014 --> 00:18:10,847
Now get stuff in this money can,
449
00:18:10,947 --> 00:18:13,314
and don't say anything
to your parents, or it's...
450
00:18:13,414 --> 00:18:15,681
burn, burn, burn!
451
00:18:17,381 --> 00:18:18,714
A nickel?
452
00:18:18,814 --> 00:18:20,281
You can do better than that,
Sweater Vest.
453
00:18:26,747 --> 00:18:28,314
‐ Excuse me,
can I take your picture?
454
00:18:28,414 --> 00:18:29,681
You look just like my boss.
455
00:18:29,781 --> 00:18:31,381
‐ I am your boss, Phoebe.
456
00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:33,247
I'm on a stakeout.
457
00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:34,581
‐ I knew that.
458
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,147
I just didn't
want to blow your cover,
459
00:18:36,247 --> 00:18:39,614
but if you don't wanna be
professional, what‐evs.
460
00:18:39,714 --> 00:18:41,714
‐ You are going to witness
my strike team
461
00:18:41,814 --> 00:18:43,714
take this joker down hard.
462
00:18:43,814 --> 00:18:46,214
He's gonna wish
he was never born!
463
00:18:46,314 --> 00:18:47,881
Man, I love my job.
464
00:18:51,314 --> 00:18:54,214
‐ ♪
465
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,421
‐ You have to stop them.
466
00:18:59,521 --> 00:19:00,654
There's no dangerous criminal.
467
00:19:00,754 --> 00:19:02,087
There never was.
468
00:19:02,187 --> 00:19:04,287
I was just trying
to track down a boy I liked.
469
00:19:04,387 --> 00:19:08,654
‐ You turned Find a Fiend
into a Find a Date?
470
00:19:08,754 --> 00:19:10,021
‐ Actually, I was calling it
471
00:19:10,121 --> 00:19:13,254
Find a Cute Guy Who May
or May Not Be Perfect For You.
472
00:19:13,354 --> 00:19:14,687
Point is, I messed up.
473
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,387
That person is totally innocent.
474
00:19:16,487 --> 00:19:19,421
‐ Strike team, unstrike.
475
00:19:19,521 --> 00:19:20,721
‐ I wish we could, ma'am.
476
00:19:20,821 --> 00:19:22,821
But once Bruno's in strike mode,
he's unstoppable.
477
00:19:22,921 --> 00:19:24,521
‐ ♪
478
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,354
‐ Strike!
479
00:19:26,454 --> 00:19:28,887
‐ [grunting]
480
00:19:28,987 --> 00:19:31,687
‐ This is my party.
Get your own gig.
481
00:19:31,787 --> 00:19:33,721
‐ A fight scene, how fun!
482
00:19:33,821 --> 00:19:36,921
Rip him in two!
483
00:19:37,021 --> 00:19:38,921
‐ ♪
484
00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:40,821
‐ [grunts]
485
00:19:44,754 --> 00:19:48,421
‐ You're supposed
to say "burn."
486
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,421
‐ Does it really matter?
487
00:19:50,521 --> 00:19:52,321
‐ [crash]
488
00:19:59,394 --> 00:20:01,427
‐ Max!
489
00:20:01,527 --> 00:20:03,927
Strike team, finish him.
490
00:20:04,027 --> 00:20:06,394
‐ No, strike team, stand down!
491
00:20:06,494 --> 00:20:07,594
False alarm.
492
00:20:07,694 --> 00:20:09,127
‐ Oh, not yet.
493
00:20:18,027 --> 00:20:19,627
‐ I'm sorry I abused
my Hero League privileges,
494
00:20:19,727 --> 00:20:20,761
President Kickbutt.
495
00:20:20,861 --> 00:20:22,561
I'll take
whatever punishment's coming.
496
00:20:22,661 --> 00:20:24,794
‐ I'll let you off
with a warning.
497
00:20:24,894 --> 00:20:27,794
You're not the first one
to misuse Find a Fiend.
498
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,061
How do you think
I met my husband?
499
00:20:33,761 --> 00:20:36,561
‐ Of course,
I won't be paying you now.
500
00:20:36,661 --> 00:20:38,494
‐ Thank you for my hoverboard,
Mommy.
501
00:20:38,594 --> 00:20:41,027
‐ Oh.
502
00:20:41,127 --> 00:20:42,794
‐ Are you kidding me?
503
00:20:46,894 --> 00:20:49,861
That's my money, Sweater Vest!
504
00:20:49,961 --> 00:20:51,494
‐ ♪
505
00:20:51,594 --> 00:20:52,727
‐ Oh, I'm really okay, Cherry.
506
00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:54,961
I mean, sure, he was perfect,
507
00:20:55,061 --> 00:20:58,934
but it's what I get for using
Find a Fiend in the first place.
508
00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:00,267
Hold on one sec.
509
00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:03,034
[laughing]
510
00:21:04,267 --> 00:21:06,034
Okay, I'm back.
511
00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:06,901
‐ You get burned?
512
00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:08,301
‐ I don't wanna talk about it.
513
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,734
‐ CODE: Ninja code!
514
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:11,467
‐ There's no such thing.
515
00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:13,001
‐ BOTH: Wah‐ha!
516
00:21:13,101 --> 00:21:14,801
‐ Stop it!
517
00:21:14,901 --> 00:21:16,601
‐ THUNDER MONITOR:
Alert, alert!
518
00:21:20,101 --> 00:21:22,501
‐ It's called pizza,
Thunder Monitor.
519
00:21:22,601 --> 00:21:24,901
‐ [doorbell rings]
520
00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:26,834
‐ Delivery for the Thundermans.
521
00:21:26,934 --> 00:21:30,634
‐ Phoebe, grab the pizza money
off the counter.
522
00:21:30,734 --> 00:21:31,901
‐ I mean, hey,
if it's meant to be,
523
00:21:32,001 --> 00:21:33,934
I'm sure
I'll run him into again.
524
00:21:34,034 --> 00:21:37,534
‐ Oops,
I almost forgot your sodas.
525
00:21:37,634 --> 00:21:39,634
‐ I mean, I could run
into him anywhere.
526
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,201
‐ Here you go.
‐ Thank you.
527
00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:46,067
‐ And, hey, even if I don't,
there is a silver lining.
528
00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:51,501
At least now I know I'm ready
to start dating again.
529
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,067
‐ Should we tell her?
530
00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:55,167
‐ Uh, pizza's here.
531
00:21:55,267 --> 00:21:57,307
‐ Yeah! Pizza!
532
00:21:57,407 --> 00:21:59,274
‐ ♪
533
00:22:02,274 --> 00:22:07,974
‐ ♪
534
00:22:08,024 --> 00:22:12,574
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