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‐ This selfie of us
is my favorite.
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It definitely says
we're best friends.
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‐ Yeah, I think it says
I have lettuce in my teeth.
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‐ Not as bad as that turkey
scrap on your shirt.
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‐ Cherry, if we wanna win
Best of the Besties
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for yearbook, our selfies need
to show us as besties,
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not me as #7 at
The Hoagie Hut.
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‐ Hey, guys, I just voted
for Best of the Besties.
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‐ Aw, thanks.
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‐ For Evan and Eleanor.
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‐ Hater!
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‐ Oh, no, he's not
the only one.
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Everyone's voting for them.
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‐ That's because Evan's
bestie is an iguana.
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[laughs] And, look, she keeps
her food in her mouth.
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‐ All right, yearbook
voting ends in two days.
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We need to post another
selfie right now.
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[sighing]
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‐ [phone camera clicks]
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‐ Hey, looks like the deli
is closed. Post it.
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‐ Take that, iguana boy!
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‐ Uh, oh, look behind us.
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The Thunderman portrait!
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No one can see that.
Delete! Delete! Delete!
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‐ Okay, it's gone!
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‐ [heavy sigh]
Whew, that was close.
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If non‐supes saw that,
we'd be exposed.
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Super President Kickbutt
would not be happy.
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‐ FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!
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Incoming transmission from
Super President Kickbutt‐‐
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and she is not happy.
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‐ See ya!
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‐ ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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‐ I deleted the photos so fast.
How did you see it?
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‐ We monitor everything, Phoebe.
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By the way, don't eat your
lunch‐‐Billy licked it.
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If any photos showing you as
superheroes actually got out,
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the consequences for your
family would be unspeakable.
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‐ I know. I'm so, so sorry,
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and I can promise
it won't happen again.
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‐ That's what you
said after Cherry
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wore your super‐suit
for Halloween.
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Further action will
need to be taken.
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‐ Further action?
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You can't ground me,
can you?
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‐ Girl, I could ground your
parents if I wanted to.
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But you're not the problem.
Cherry is.
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You are to stay away from her
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until the Hero League decides
on a course of action.
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Your future with us
depends on it.
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‐ Whoa.
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So, if I wanna keep
being a superhero,
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I have to avoid
my best friend?
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Can't I avoid
something else‐‐
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like the cafeteria's
clam chowder?
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I'm pretty sure those
aren't clams.
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‐ I'm sorry, but when it comes
to matters of security,
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there's no compromising.
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President Kickbutt, out.
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‐ But...
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‐ Phoebe, I need some advice.
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‐ Maybe later.
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‐ So, there's this
cute boy, Owen.
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I'm inviting him over for
a play date in two days.
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It has to be perfect.
What should I do?
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‐ [sighing] I'll tell
you what to do.
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Don't ever become friends
with him or anyone else
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because Super President Kickbutt
wants you to grow old alone!
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‐ You should just
talk about farts.
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Boys think they're hysterical.
[laughing]
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Oh, farts...
[laughing]
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It's like your butt
is talking.
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He's chatty today.
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‐ Okay, uh, what about...
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this one?
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I trained a bunch of
stray cats to pick pockets.
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‐ [cat meowing]
‐ [wallets thudding]
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‐ Nice work, Bootsie!
‐ [meowing]
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‐ I'm impressed...
‐ Thank you.
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‐ ... with myself.
‐ Oh.
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‐ Because I've finally
figured out
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why nothing you do
seems evil enough.
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It's your baby face.
‐ My baby face?
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Well, the ladies don't seem
to have a problem with it.
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♪ Wah Wah ♪
‐ Playa!
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‐ Silence!
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Every time I look
at your mug,
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I want to pinch
those little cheeks,
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then rip them off the bone!
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‐ Well... what am
I supposed to do‐‐
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hide behind some silly
mask or something?
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[laughing]
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Which would be
an awesome look!
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‐ Just figure it out,
baby face.
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[presses button]
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‐ [sighing] Do I really
have a baby face, Colosso?
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‐ That's our curse, Max‐‐
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we're just too adorable.
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‐ Well, you know what
would make me look evil‐‐
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facial hair.
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Ooh, what if I...
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altered the nose hairalyzer
so it'd give me an evil beard?
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‐ I guess it's better
than my plan to shave my fur
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and tape it to your face.
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Though that would
make us closer.
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‐ Phoebe!
‐ Phoe‐to‐the‐be!
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‐ What's happening right now?
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‐ Oh, you know, just gettin'
our burger on.
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‐ Daddy put on skinny jeans.
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‐ Oh, I see what's
going on here.
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Super President Kickbutt told
you I have to stay away
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from my best friend, so you're
here to be the new Cherry.
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‐ Daddy can't sit down.
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‐ Oh, ho, Chloe,
that is not...
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true, it...
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all right...
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You know what?
I'll just...I'll stand,
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and take a selfie.
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Excuse me, could you take
a selfie for us, please?
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‐ [phone camera clicks]
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‐ Later waiter,
Christian Slater.
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Okay, I'm just
embarrassing myself now.
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Sweetie, I'm sorry it
has to be this way.
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How did Cherry take the news?
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‐ Well, surprisingly well‐‐
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mostly 'cause
I didn't tell her yet.
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‐ Phoebe, you're going
to have to tell her.
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She deserves to know.
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‐ I know. I just couldn't.
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I avoided her all day.
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‐ You can't do that forever.
‐ Sure, I can.
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As long as I've got my...
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Randy the Trucker disguise.
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Breaker, breaker, ain't no
Phoebe here, good buddy.
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‐ You're going to have
to tell her the truth.
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‐ Your mother's right.
‐ [material rips]
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‐ Bye‐bye, skinny jeans.
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‐ Oh, hello, Evan.
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‐ Phoebe,
Mr. and Mrs. Thunderman,
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small girl who I don't know.
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Where's Cherry?
Trouble in Paradise?
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‐ No, she's just‐‐
‐ Speaking of Paradise,
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check out my latest
post of Eleanor.
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‐ BARB: Oh, you have
a girlfriend‐‐
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who's a reptile.
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Well, you two look
very happy together.
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‐ It's not too late for
you and Cherry to back out.
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Nice seeing you again,
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Mr. and Mrs. Thunderman,
small girl.
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‐ Back out of what?
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‐ Uh, yearbook competition
that Cherry and I
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will definitely lose
after I talk to her.
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Guess Evan and Eleanor will be
Best of the Besties again.
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‐ Oh, they're just friends.
Okay, good.
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‐ I'm getting close, Colosso.
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‐ So, what beard style
are you goin' with?
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The Lincoln Lover
or the Sassy Lumberjack?
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‐ Max, I need your help.
‐ Maybe later.
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‐ So, there's this
cute boy, Owen...
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He's coming over for
a play date today
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and I still don't
know what to do.
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‐ Yeech, girly drama.
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‐ What should I wear?
What should we play?
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Should I serve snacks?
Help me!
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‐ Wow, you really
sound desperate.
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Close the door
on your way out.
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‐ You're the worst
big brother ever.
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‐ Put it on a t‐shirt.
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Now why is this thing
not working?
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‐ [thudding gadget]
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‐ [zapping]
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‐ What are you two
fools starin' at?
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[screaming]
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‐ Ah, the Bearded Lady.
Excellent choice.
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‐ Max, how could you?
Reverse it!
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‐ The nose hairalyzer doesn't
really have a reverse.
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I'll just shave it off.
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‐ [shaver buzzing]
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‐ And that should do it.
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Just like new.
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[gasps]
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‐ Now what?
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[screaming]
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I thought you shaved it off.
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‐ I did. I grew back.
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‐ Like the smile on my face.
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‐ I can't have a play date
looking like a dirty wizard.
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‐ Don't worry, Nora, I'll fix
it before your play date,
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but you'll have to skip school.
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Just tell Mom and Dad
you're sick.
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‐ Well, my throat
does feel scratchy‐‐
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'cause there's a beard on it!
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‐ It's you and me, Eleanor.
We're gonna win this thing.
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‐ [teeth chomping]
‐ Ow!
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You're right. My fault.
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‐ Okay...
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all I have to do
is tell the truth.
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How hard could it be?
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I have some bad news.
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The Hero League has forbidden
me to be friends with you.
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We can never talk again.
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‐ Okay, well, then I guess
I'm doing this.
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Phoebe Thunderman
has superpowers!
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‐ Okay, so, the truth
won't work.
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I'll just have
to keep my bestie
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and hide our friendship
from the Hero League.
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‐ Phoebe, where have you been?
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You missed the weirdest
trucker yesterday.
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You didn't get in trouble with
the Hero League, did you?
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‐ Oh, no, no, no.
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That was just about some
paperwork I forgot to fill out.
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You know, sign some stuff,
stamp some stuff,
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sign, stamp, sign, stamp,
work, work, work!
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‐ Oh, that was close.
Relief selfie.
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‐ Um, let's not post
stuff like that anymore.
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‐ Then how are we supposed
to get enough votes
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to with the Best
of the Besties?
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‐ Well, let's be different‐‐
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spread the word
the old‐fashioned way.
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‐ With da‐a‐a‐ance?
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‐ Yeah, yeah, with dance.
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‐ Staircase dance.
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‐ [phone camera clicks]
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‐ PRESIDENT KICKBUTT:
What is it, Agent Delta?
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‐ Phoebe Thunderman has violated
your orders, ma'am.
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I have proof she did not sever
ties with her friend Cherry.
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‐ I was afraid of that.
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‐ Don't worry, I'll handle it.
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‐ [ominous music]
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‐ Vote for me and Cherry‐‐
Best of the Besties,
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because friends don't keep
friends in a cage
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and feed them crickets.
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00:11:00,390 --> 00:11:03,823
‐ Eleanor likes her cage
and her crickets are delicious.
250
00:11:03,923 --> 00:11:05,423
‐ You've eaten her crickets?
251
00:11:05,523 --> 00:11:08,123
‐ It was dark in
that theater.
252
00:11:08,223 --> 00:11:09,690
Hey, Cherry was
looking for you.
253
00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:11,457
She was heading towards
the nurse's office.
254
00:11:11,557 --> 00:11:14,623
‐ Oh, no, I told her not
to eat that clam chowder.
255
00:11:14,723 --> 00:11:16,657
Clams don't have bones.
256
00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:24,090
‐ Hey, Cherry, Phoebe
was just looking for you.
257
00:11:24,190 --> 00:11:25,623
I can show you where
she is, if you want.
258
00:11:25,723 --> 00:11:26,690
‐ Okay, thanks.
259
00:11:28,323 --> 00:11:30,723
You're going to prom
with Eleanor, aren't you?
260
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:32,823
‐ It's really up to her.
261
00:11:36,123 --> 00:11:38,690
Cherry, wait...
262
00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:40,690
‐ [zapping]
263
00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:46,390
‐ [dramatic music]
264
00:11:50,823 --> 00:11:53,623
‐ Here's some more chicken
noodle soup, Nora.
265
00:11:53,723 --> 00:11:56,890
‐ I'll give it to her. Just take
off those skinny jeans.
266
00:11:56,990 --> 00:11:58,563
‐ Oh, even with
my super‐strength...
267
00:11:58,663 --> 00:11:59,597
[straining]
268
00:11:59,697 --> 00:12:01,263
I can't rip 'em off.
269
00:12:02,497 --> 00:12:04,430
‐ Thanks, guys, but I'm fine.
270
00:12:04,530 --> 00:12:06,463
You really don't
have to watch me.
271
00:12:06,563 --> 00:12:08,130
‐ Oh, okay, good, because
Chloe needs to take us
272
00:12:08,230 --> 00:12:09,363
to the Metroburg Hospital
273
00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:12,097
to get your dad
outta these pants.
274
00:12:12,197 --> 00:12:15,230
‐ It's a fashion emergency.
275
00:12:16,697 --> 00:12:17,730
‐ [whooshing]
276
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:23,297
‐ What's up, hairy hipster?
277
00:12:23,397 --> 00:12:25,697
Just wanted to let you
know I'm almost done
278
00:12:25,797 --> 00:12:27,497
fixing the nose hairalyzer.
279
00:12:27,597 --> 00:12:29,097
‐ You'd better be.
280
00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:33,830
‐ Gross. Is your beard
growing worms?
281
00:12:33,930 --> 00:12:35,663
‐ They're soup noodles.
282
00:12:35,763 --> 00:12:38,063
This thing's a food magnet.
283
00:12:38,163 --> 00:12:39,863
‐ [food clattering]
‐ [spoon clanking]
284
00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:44,330
‐ I'm just gonna cancel
my play date with Owen.
285
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,897
‐ Oh, come on, Nora. I only
need a few more minutes.
286
00:12:46,997 --> 00:12:48,563
Have I ever let you down?
287
00:12:48,663 --> 00:12:50,797
‐ You've seen the badger
on my face, right?
288
00:12:54,197 --> 00:12:56,337
I can't take any chances.
289
00:12:59,037 --> 00:13:00,803
‐ [phone beeps]
290
00:13:00,903 --> 00:13:03,270
‐ Billy, I'm glad
I caught you.
291
00:13:03,370 --> 00:13:04,937
You've gotta tell
Owen I'm sick.
292
00:13:05,037 --> 00:13:08,270
‐ Nora says to tell
you she's sick.
293
00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:15,103
‐ Sick of waiting for
this play date to start.
294
00:13:19,703 --> 00:13:22,803
‐ Oh, hey, girls,
have you guys seen Cherry?
295
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,370
‐ We saw her and Evan leave
just a few minutes ago.
296
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:27,503
‐ He knew I was looking for her.
Why didn't he tell her?
297
00:13:27,603 --> 00:13:30,403
‐ The guy's best friend is an
iguana and that's your question?
298
00:13:35,470 --> 00:13:37,470
‐ What are you up to, Evan?
299
00:13:43,737 --> 00:13:45,203
Cherry!
300
00:13:45,303 --> 00:13:49,070
‐ EVAN: [unintelligible]
‐ Boost audio 25 percent.
301
00:13:49,170 --> 00:13:50,470
‐ EVAN: ...regarding
operations...
302
00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:52,237
‐ Boost audio 50 percent.
‐ EVAN: ...top priority.
303
00:13:52,337 --> 00:13:53,370
‐ Just boost it all the way!
304
00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:55,137
‐ EVAN: She's gonna wanna
take this call.
305
00:13:55,237 --> 00:13:57,743
Super President Kickbutt,
this is Agent Delta.
306
00:13:57,843 --> 00:13:59,443
‐ He works for the Hero League?
307
00:13:59,543 --> 00:14:00,777
‐ I have the security threat
308
00:14:00,877 --> 00:14:03,810
and I'm bringing her in for
a complete memory wipe.
309
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,743
‐ A memory wipe?
310
00:14:05,843 --> 00:14:07,710
Oh, what have I done?
311
00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:11,043
‐ When I find you,
Jesse James,
312
00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:14,210
you're goin' to jail.
313
00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:16,543
‐ Okay, but you'll never get
this bandana off my face.
314
00:14:24,577 --> 00:14:27,077
‐ Guess what's working now,
my little tween wolf?
315
00:14:27,177 --> 00:14:28,710
‐ It better be.
316
00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:29,910
We've had to play dumb games
317
00:14:30,010 --> 00:14:32,743
like cowboy train robbery
to hide my face.
318
00:14:32,843 --> 00:14:34,477
What am I, five?
319
00:14:34,577 --> 00:14:36,177
‐ Not with that beard,
you're not.
320
00:14:36,277 --> 00:14:37,210
‐ [zapping]
‐ Ow!
321
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,710
‐ Let's do this.
322
00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:41,477
‐ Put yer hands up, Jesse.
323
00:14:41,577 --> 00:14:45,377
And turn around
nice and slow.
324
00:14:47,643 --> 00:14:49,177
Wow...
325
00:14:49,277 --> 00:14:51,743
you take this
game seriously.
326
00:14:51,843 --> 00:14:53,043
It looks so real.
327
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,877
‐ Ow!
328
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,483
‐ Wait, it is real.
329
00:14:57,583 --> 00:15:01,450
‐ Uh, so, about those
farts, huh?
330
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:04,683
‐ Heh, farts.
331
00:15:06,883 --> 00:15:08,650
‐ I can't take
my eyes off it.
332
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:11,117
‐ I'll save you the trouble.
Just leave.
333
00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:15,550
‐ Wait, you're just gonna go?
334
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,283
Well, before you do,
you should know that
335
00:15:19,383 --> 00:15:21,917
my little sister was all worried
about making today perfect,
336
00:15:22,017 --> 00:15:24,350
and I told her it doesn't matter
what she does on her play date,
337
00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:27,317
or how she looks,
that she's an awesome girl,
338
00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:29,783
and any boy should
like her for that.
339
00:15:29,883 --> 00:15:31,617
‐ You never said that to me.
340
00:15:31,717 --> 00:15:33,750
‐ I should have.
341
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,850
So, if you don't like
this little sasquatch
342
00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:39,850
for who she is on the inside,
maybe you should hit the road.
343
00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:43,683
‐ Thanks.
344
00:15:43,783 --> 00:15:45,050
Bye, Owen.
345
00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:49,217
‐ I don't wanna leave.
I never did.
346
00:15:49,317 --> 00:15:51,950
In fact, seeing your
beard has given me
347
00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:54,417
the courage to share
my secret.
348
00:16:00,257 --> 00:16:03,223
‐ Yeesh, backsquatch.
349
00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:07,490
‐ You sound like my doctors.
350
00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:10,557
I should have known you
weren't ready for it.
351
00:16:10,657 --> 00:16:11,923
‐ Owen, wait.
352
00:16:12,023 --> 00:16:14,757
‐ What?
353
00:16:14,857 --> 00:16:16,557
‐ Forgot your backpack.
354
00:16:18,257 --> 00:16:20,290
‐ Ignore him.
355
00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:22,990
I'm fine with
your back hair,
356
00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:25,290
just like you're
fine with my beard.
357
00:16:25,390 --> 00:16:27,490
So, if you don't
have to go,
358
00:16:27,590 --> 00:16:29,457
there's some of your favorite
pizza we can eat.
359
00:16:29,557 --> 00:16:31,690
‐ Can this play date
get any better?
360
00:16:33,923 --> 00:16:36,157
‐ What about your beard?
You want me to zap it off?
361
00:16:36,257 --> 00:16:37,957
‐ Are you sure it even works?
362
00:16:38,057 --> 00:16:40,823
‐ Yeah. You should
see my test subject.
363
00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:45,190
‐ Be honest, Colosso,
how does it look?
364
00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:48,557
‐ You look like
a middle‐aged accountant.
365
00:16:48,657 --> 00:16:50,157
‐ Yes!
366
00:16:50,257 --> 00:16:51,490
What's an accountant?
367
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:53,290
‐ [groaning]
368
00:16:55,657 --> 00:16:58,363
‐ It's okay. I can lose
the beard after the play date.
369
00:17:02,997 --> 00:17:04,897
‐ Sometimes it sweats.
370
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:14,263
‐ EVAN: Wait here. This'll be
over before you know it.
371
00:17:14,363 --> 00:17:16,763
‐ Listen, I know that you can't
tell me why I'm here,
372
00:17:16,863 --> 00:17:19,297
but now that I know
you're a secret agent,
373
00:17:19,397 --> 00:17:20,797
wanna get a burger sometime?
374
00:17:20,897 --> 00:17:23,297
‐ Sorry, Cherry, I'm taken.
375
00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:27,130
‐ You know where to find me.
376
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:30,263
‐ [dramatic music]
377
00:17:30,363 --> 00:17:32,130
‐ Phoebe! Oh, my gosh.
378
00:17:33,230 --> 00:17:35,397
Did you know that
Evan is a secret agent?
379
00:17:35,497 --> 00:17:38,363
I think they're recruiting
me to be a superhero.
380
00:17:38,463 --> 00:17:41,330
‐ Cherry, they brought you
here to erase your memory.
381
00:17:41,430 --> 00:17:44,330
‐ A superhero who
can't remember anything.
382
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,363
[laughing]
I'm halfway there already.
383
00:17:46,463 --> 00:17:48,997
‐ No, this isn't about
you becoming a superhero.
384
00:17:49,097 --> 00:17:51,130
The Hero League wanted me to
stop being friends with you
385
00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:53,430
because of that selfie you
posted, but I refused.
386
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,830
Now we have to get
you outta here.
387
00:17:57,403 --> 00:17:59,903
‐ Phoebe.
‐ Hey, Evan‐‐
388
00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:01,637
if that's even
your real name.
389
00:18:01,737 --> 00:18:04,370
‐ It's not. It's Lucius.
390
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,837
‐ Well, I'm gonna
stick with Evan.
391
00:18:07,937 --> 00:18:09,237
Oh, uh, good news.
392
00:18:09,337 --> 00:18:11,770
I took care of erasing
Cherry's memory myself.
393
00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:14,270
Cherry, name the 50 states.
394
00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:17,937
‐ I can't do that.
‐ See? Success.
395
00:18:18,037 --> 00:18:20,870
‐ Nice try, but I don't think
you understand what's happening.
396
00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:22,403
‐ I completely understand
397
00:18:22,503 --> 00:18:24,537
and you need to release my
friend or pay the consequences.
398
00:18:26,237 --> 00:18:28,870
‐ [zapping]
399
00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:35,170
‐ [blowing air]
What did you do?
400
00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:37,037
‐ I neutralized
your superpowers.
401
00:18:37,137 --> 00:18:39,137
‐ Whoa, some watch.
402
00:18:39,237 --> 00:18:41,170
Where can I get one?
403
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:43,437
‐ It took me 30 years of
training to earn this watch.
404
00:18:43,537 --> 00:18:45,870
‐ Thirty years?
How old are you?
405
00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:47,103
‐ Old enough to know
406
00:18:47,203 --> 00:18:48,903
Cherry's a serious risk
to the Thundermans.
407
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:51,703
‐ And I'm a serious
risk to you.
408
00:18:51,803 --> 00:18:55,370
‐ [dramatic music]
409
00:18:59,010 --> 00:19:01,043
‐ [objects clattering]
410
00:19:01,143 --> 00:19:03,343
‐ What is going on?
411
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,143
‐ I'm saving my best friend.
412
00:19:05,243 --> 00:19:06,977
The Hero League
has gone too far.
413
00:19:07,077 --> 00:19:09,210
Memory wiping and spying
on me in school?
414
00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:10,410
My straight "A"s
and perfect attendance
415
00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:12,777
are none of your business.
416
00:19:12,877 --> 00:19:17,377
‐ Agent Delta wasn't spying,
he was protecting you.
417
00:19:17,477 --> 00:19:19,477
The Thunderman family
is very valuable to us.
418
00:19:19,577 --> 00:19:21,577
‐ Yeah, well, Cherry
is very valuable to me.
419
00:19:21,677 --> 00:19:23,243
Her friendship
is the best thing
420
00:19:23,343 --> 00:19:24,977
that's happened to me since
moving to Hiddenville.
421
00:19:25,077 --> 00:19:27,110
‐ Aww...
422
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:28,843
‐ If I have to sacrifice
being a superhero
423
00:19:28,943 --> 00:19:31,110
to keep you from attaching one
of those gizmos to her brain
424
00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:35,310
and erasing her memory,
then I will.
425
00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:38,343
‐ Sacrifice selfie.
426
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:40,610
‐ You really can't
remember anything.
427
00:19:43,143 --> 00:19:45,210
‐ Erase her memory?
428
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,043
We're not erasing her memory.
429
00:19:47,143 --> 00:19:49,677
We're erasing
her phone's memory.
430
00:19:49,777 --> 00:19:51,977
‐ What?
431
00:19:52,077 --> 00:19:53,743
‐ Cherry continued
to take pictures
432
00:19:53,843 --> 00:19:56,343
when we ordered you
to end contact with her.
433
00:19:56,443 --> 00:19:59,617
That forced our hand
and here we are‐‐
434
00:19:59,717 --> 00:20:03,583
a broken lab cart and
a 50‐year‐old man on his back.
435
00:20:03,683 --> 00:20:05,183
‐ BOTH: Fifty?!
436
00:20:05,283 --> 00:20:08,483
‐ That's my superpower.
I don't age.
437
00:20:10,883 --> 00:20:12,717
‐ Never mind about
that burger.
438
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:15,883
‐ I'm so sorry about this.
439
00:20:15,983 --> 00:20:19,883
‐ You really thought we were
going to erase Cherry's memory?
440
00:20:19,983 --> 00:20:21,717
We're not animals, Phoebe.
441
00:20:21,817 --> 00:20:23,083
We're the good guys.
442
00:20:23,183 --> 00:20:24,950
‐ You can't fire me.
443
00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:26,217
I didn't know it was
444
00:20:26,317 --> 00:20:28,217
Super President Kickbutt's
parking spot.
445
00:20:30,017 --> 00:20:32,550
‐ That was unfortunate timing.
446
00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:34,050
Cell phone, please?
447
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,850
‐ I got a good one of
that guy getting fired.
448
00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:39,183
Be sure to tag me, okay?
449
00:20:41,417 --> 00:20:42,717
Thank you for
fighting for me.
450
00:20:42,817 --> 00:20:44,917
‐ Hey, it's what
best friends do.
451
00:20:45,017 --> 00:20:46,917
Who cares what
the kids at school think.
452
00:20:47,017 --> 00:20:48,817
We know we're
the Best of the Besties.
453
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:54,950
‐ I'm glad you feel that way
because Eleanor and I just won
454
00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:57,290
Best of the Besties
for the third time.
455
00:20:57,390 --> 00:21:00,957
‐ Great! We lost to an old man
and his weird lizard.
456
00:21:01,057 --> 00:21:02,557
‐ Congratulations, Evan.
457
00:21:02,657 --> 00:21:04,923
‐ It's Lucius.
‐ Still stickin' with Evan.
458
00:21:05,023 --> 00:21:08,223
‐ Well, since my nerd cover is
blown, I guess this is goodbye.
459
00:21:08,323 --> 00:21:11,023
Gotta get home to the kids.
460
00:21:11,123 --> 00:21:13,090
‐ BOTH: You have kids?!
461
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,657
‐ Sorry, Mr. Mayhem,
462
00:21:15,757 --> 00:21:17,623
but you're gonna have
to deal with this baby face.
463
00:21:17,723 --> 00:21:21,257
I don't need facial hair because
I'm evil on the inside.
464
00:21:21,357 --> 00:21:24,257
‐ I'm disappointed
in him, too, sir.
465
00:21:24,357 --> 00:21:26,057
‐ I have proof that I'm evil.
466
00:21:26,157 --> 00:21:29,123
‐ Look what I did
to this little girl.
467
00:21:29,223 --> 00:21:31,823
‐ [laughing]
468
00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:36,723
Giving a little girl a beard is
not only evil, it's hilarious.
469
00:21:36,823 --> 00:21:39,457
‐ I've never been more
proud of him, too, sir.
470
00:21:39,557 --> 00:21:42,823
‐ Stop kissing my butt,
you filthy rabbit.
471
00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:47,657
‐ Max?
472
00:21:49,123 --> 00:21:51,590
Do you wanna explain this?
473
00:21:54,723 --> 00:21:55,590
‐ Nope.
474
00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:17,430
‐ ♪
475
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:22,030
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