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So, Max, I hear
it's your six‐month anniversary.
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What are you gonna get Alison?
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‐ Bratwurst?
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‐ Yeah, no, thanks.
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She's not really into eating
food out of people's backpacks.
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‐ But I am, bro.
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Oooh, combo.
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‐ Oh, here she comes.
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Hey, there you are.
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I saved us the best table.
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‐ Oh, I didn't know
Splat Burger had a best table.
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‐ Oh, look, Evan's on a date.
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It's with a lizard,
but still...love.
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‐ Shall we share the cheesecake,
my little pookie bear?
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‐ [hissing]
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‐ I just love this
romantic side of you, Max.
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You're bursting with emotion.
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‐ Oh, something's gonna burst.
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Watch this.
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‐ [rumbling]
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‐ [splat]
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‐ ALL: [laughing]
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‐ MAX: [laughing]
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‐ You did this?
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‐ Happy anniversary!
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What'd you get me?
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‐ ♪
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♪ What you see
is not what you get ♪
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♪ Living our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in,
bet you'd never guess ♪
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♪ Because we're living our lives
just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture‐perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
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♪ But closer you might see
the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make‐believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family
trying to be normal ♪
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♪ And stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Living a double life ♪
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‐ All right, Nora.
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Whoever scores this next point
is champion of the universe.
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‐ And whoever loses has
to lick the driveway.
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‐ Oh, no, it went
into Mrs. Wong's yard.
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‐ I'll see
if I can find the ball.
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You start kissing cement.
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‐ Billy,
stop eating ants again.
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‐ We lost another ball.
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‐ Oh, don't worry,
your big sis will get it back.
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Well, that was easy.
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‐ Mom! Dad!
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Mrs. Wong sent another ball
to ball heaven!
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‐ Are you sure it was her?
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‐ Yeah, she left
her mark on it.
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‐ Somebody needs to change
that lady's diaper.
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‐ You guys ever wondered
why Mrs. Wong is so mean?
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‐ Huh‐uh.
‐ Nope.
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‐ I'm pretty sure
she's an actual witch.
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‐ Think about it.
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Have any of us ever stopped
to stay, "Hello, Mrs. Wong?"
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Or "How's your day, Mrs. Wong?"
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Or "Mrs. Wong,
would you like to come over
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for some peach cobbler?"
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‐ What is she saying?
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‐ I don't know,
something about a cobbler.
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‐ I'm saying maybe
if we were nice to Mrs. Wong
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she'd be nice to us in return.
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For example... oh,
what if we fix her fence?
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‐ Honey, some people
are just grouches.
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And it's best
to leave them alone.
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Why'd you bring up cobbler?
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Now I want cobbler.
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‐ ♪
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‐ MAX: Okay,
can I open them yet?
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What's this
big anniversary surprise?
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‐ A few more steps, and here.
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‐ My anniversary gift
is a bunch of dweebs?
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I hope you kept the receipt.
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‐ This isn't a gift.
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It's a prank‐ter‐vention.
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All of the people you have hurt
are here to confront you
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about your pranking problem.
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‐ No, there's no way
this is all of them.
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‐ Well, I'm not the only one
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who doesn't like your pranking,
Max.
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So you're going to sit down
and listen.
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Evan, would you
like to go first?
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‐ There's a thin line
between comedy and tragedy.
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Aristotle once said‐‐
‐ Skip to the last card.
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‐ Max, your pranks are hurtful.
Please stop.
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‐ They're just harmless jokes.
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‐ You drew a permanent mustache
on Tonya Redecci.
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‐ Yeah, and she looks
Redecci‐ulous.
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‐ And Howard never recovered
from that urinal incident.
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‐ Oh, come on, grape juice
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spraying out of the urinal
was funny.
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‐ Thanks to you,
I have to run home to pee.
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And sometimes...I don't make it.
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‐ Dude, you're only
encouraging me.
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All right, fine.
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I had no idea how much my pranks
hurt all of you.
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Sorry, guys.
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How 'bout I give you some...
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goodwill mints to make amends?
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‐ I'm so proud of you, Max.
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I didn't think
you'd be open to change,
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but I guess I was wrong.
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‐ [mumbling] It's a trap!
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‐ ALL: [spitting]
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‐ This was fun.
We should do more of these.
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‐ Forget it. I'm done.
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‐ Wait, what?
What are you talking about?
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‐ I don't want to be with a guy
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who hurts people
just for laughs.
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Goodbye, Max.
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‐ Hold on, hold on.
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Okay, for you...
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I'll give up pranking.
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Seriously.
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‐ Max Thunderman
is gonna give up pranking?
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‐ Yes.
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Let's shake on it.
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‐ If I shake a fake hand,
so help me...
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‐ ♪
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‐ ♪ There is a hag
whose heart is cold ♪
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‐ ♪ Her name is Wong,
and she's real old ♪
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‐ All right, you guys
are kind of ruining
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the whole let's be nice
to Mrs. Wong thing.
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‐ Get out of my yard,
you tone‐deaf hooligans.
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‐ Put down the pan, Mrs. Wong.
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We're just fixing your fence.
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‐ Why?
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‐ We also wonder that.
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‐ We're just being neighborly.
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‐ Uh, well, if you dummies
wanna work for free,
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it's on your smelly heads.
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‐ Cover me.
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I'm torching this fence.
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‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Guys, this is gonna work, okay?
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After we're done, Mrs. Wong
will be the nicest neighbor
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and no longer
look at us like that.
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‐ ♪
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‐ Have to break.
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Have to break.
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How can you do this to me,
Alison?
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I can't take it.
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‐ Calm down.
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Here, maybe a blast
from the hose will cool you off.
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‐ Okay. Hit me.
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‐ [laughing]
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‐ Not funny, Colosso.
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I'm trying to quit pranking
once and for all.
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I really like Alison.
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And she's the only person
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I look forward
to seeing every day.
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‐ Are you trying to hurt me?
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Because it's working.
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‐ I just...
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I don't wanna lose her.
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‐ Well, if you're gonna quit
pranking,
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you need to go out
with a big bang.
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‐ You're right.
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Just one last big prank,
get it out of my system.
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And, Alison,
doesn't even have to know.
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‐ Wait!
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Let me wipe
that confetti off ya.
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‐ Yeah, I'm not gonna
walk back over there
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just so you can prank me again.
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‐ COLOSSO: [laughing]
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‐ ♪
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‐ We bought new kickballs.
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‐ What happened to you guys?
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‐ Phoebe was wrong.
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It doesn't feel good
to help others.
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It hurts!
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‐ No, you guys are wrong.
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I'm positive she'll see
her fence is nicely painted
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and give up her Wongy ways.
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‐ [alarm sounding]
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‐ THUNDER MONITOR:
Alert, alert.
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Mrs. Wong approaching.
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Activating porch lasers.
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‐ No, Thunder Monitor, stop!
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Who programed in lasers
for Mrs. Wong?
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‐ Guilty, baby.
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‐ [doorbell rings]
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‐ Hello, my favorite neighbors.
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‐ You know you're at
the Thundermans, right?
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‐ Oh, Barbara, you're so funny.
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I brought these treats
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to thank your kids
for fixing my fence.
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‐ Why, that was
very neighborly of you.
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I hope we can do more things
together in the future.
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‐ Oh, I agree.
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In fact, I'm having
a party tomorrow,
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and would love it
if all kids would come.
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‐ We would love to, Mrs. Wong.
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‐ Please, call me, Auntie Wong.
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‐ If these are
as good as they look,
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I'll call you whatever you want.
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‐ I'll see you kids tomorrow
at 3:30 sharp.
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‐ Well, look who was right
about Mrs. Wong.
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You were, Phoebe.
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Good job, Phoebe.
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Thank you, Phoebe.
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‐ ♪
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‐ Time to head home
to the wife and kids.
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If I say it enough times,
maybe it'll happen.
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Oh.
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Hello, free khakis.
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[laughs] Huh?
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Uoh!
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‐ [laughing]
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‐ Ah, ah!
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You won't get away with this!
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No one laughs at Tag Bradford!
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‐ ALL: [laughing]
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‐ Stop laughing!
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Uh!
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‐ ALL: [laughing]
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‐ Then stop falling.
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‐ What's going on?
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‐ Uh, nothing.
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Very uneventful morning.
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‐ Someone pranked
Bradford hard.
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‐ When I find the troublemaker
in the red hat who did this,
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they are getting expelled!
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Locker search!
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Starting with, uh‐‐oh,
I don't know‐‐
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Max Thunderman.
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‐ You pranked Bradford?
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‐ What would make you
think that?
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‐ Because all you do is pranks.
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And the real victim here is me
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for believing
that you would quit.
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‐ What, okay, hold on. Listen.
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‐ No, I'm done
listening to you.
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You're a liar
who can't be trusted.
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‐ Aw, poor baby
lost his sweetheart.
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Well, that rope
was the first thing
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that held me in a year.
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‐ You'll never find
that red hat in my locker.
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But you will in my backpack.
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‐ Oooh, free hat‐zen.
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‐ Locker's clean.
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Now let's check your‐‐[gasps]
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You!
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‐ Vou‐scan?
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‐ Pack your bags,
exchange student,
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because you're going back
to Germany.
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Oh wait, let me put this
in terms you can understand.
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[speaking gibberish]
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‐ ♪
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‐ Wolfgang pranked Bradford?
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Max, I‐‐
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‐ Can you give me a second?
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I gotta go save my friend.
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‐ Hat‐zen not mine.
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‐ Hey, Bradford!
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How do you know
he didn't just find that hat?
260
00:11:19,074 --> 00:11:19,707
He'd never buy it.
261
00:11:19,807 --> 00:11:22,274
Look at his boxy face.
262
00:11:22,374 --> 00:11:24,507
‐ His face is weird.
263
00:11:24,607 --> 00:11:26,341
But he's wearing that hat,
so he's guilty.
264
00:11:26,441 --> 00:11:29,307
I'm telling his host family
he's on the next bus to Germany.
265
00:11:29,407 --> 00:11:31,307
‐ Achoo!
‐ Gesundheit.
266
00:11:31,407 --> 00:11:33,041
‐ Watch your language,
filth mouth.
267
00:11:36,207 --> 00:11:40,474
‐ Wolfgang, this is so sad.
268
00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:42,041
Where are we gonna
get another drummer?
269
00:11:43,141 --> 00:11:44,807
What? He doesn't know
what we're saying.
270
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:48,874
‐ Don't worry, buddy.
271
00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:50,707
I will not let you get expelled
and sent back to Germany
272
00:11:50,807 --> 00:11:54,407
over something I did... n't
see coming.
273
00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:56,141
‐ Max‐en plan‐xen?
274
00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:57,914
‐ Do I have a plan?
275
00:11:58,014 --> 00:11:59,981
No.
276
00:12:00,081 --> 00:12:02,714
But while I think of one,
you hide in my lair.
277
00:12:02,814 --> 00:12:04,947
Can't send you away
if they can't find you.
278
00:12:05,047 --> 00:12:06,214
‐ Danke.
279
00:12:06,314 --> 00:12:07,714
‐ Ooh, okay.
280
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:08,847
Get it out of your system now,
281
00:12:08,947 --> 00:12:12,047
because there's no hugging
in my lair.
282
00:12:12,147 --> 00:12:13,781
‐ ♪
283
00:12:13,881 --> 00:12:17,847
‐ All right, Thundermans,
let's start this par‐tay.
284
00:12:17,947 --> 00:12:21,447
In this yard that's emp‐tay.
285
00:12:21,547 --> 00:12:24,481
‐ Worst party ever.
286
00:12:24,581 --> 00:12:26,181
‐ Maybe it's a surprise party.
287
00:12:26,281 --> 00:12:27,881
‐ Surprise! I'm out of here.
288
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,147
‐ Whoa.
289
00:12:29,247 --> 00:12:31,581
Relax, the new, happy Wong
290
00:12:31,681 --> 00:12:33,247
just make a mistake
about the time.
291
00:12:33,347 --> 00:12:35,247
‐ Howdy, neighbors.
292
00:12:35,347 --> 00:12:36,147
‐ She said "howdy."
293
00:12:36,247 --> 00:12:38,581
She's changed so much.
294
00:12:38,681 --> 00:12:39,647
‐ Where is everyone?
295
00:12:39,747 --> 00:12:41,447
You said 3:30 sharp.
296
00:12:41,547 --> 00:12:42,514
‐ Did I?
297
00:12:42,614 --> 00:12:44,047
[laughing] Silly me.
298
00:12:44,147 --> 00:12:46,014
Everyone's coming at 4.
299
00:12:46,114 --> 00:12:47,181
But since you're here,
300
00:12:47,281 --> 00:12:49,847
how 'bout my favorite neighbors
help set up?
301
00:12:53,247 --> 00:12:54,347
‐ You hear that, Phoebe?
302
00:12:54,447 --> 00:12:56,547
We've been set up.
303
00:12:56,647 --> 00:12:59,787
‐ Some par‐tay, Phoe‐bey.
304
00:12:59,887 --> 00:13:02,121
‐ Relax, we're just here
a little early,
305
00:13:02,221 --> 00:13:03,487
so she's having us help out.
306
00:13:03,587 --> 00:13:05,087
It's not like
we're working the party.
307
00:13:09,787 --> 00:13:12,687
Okay, we might be
working the party.
308
00:13:12,787 --> 00:13:14,187
‐ ♪
309
00:13:17,354 --> 00:13:18,587
‐ All clear!
310
00:13:20,721 --> 00:13:21,887
All right, my parents
are at the movies,
311
00:13:21,987 --> 00:13:23,387
so we should be safe
from Bradford here.
312
00:13:23,487 --> 00:13:26,554
‐ Kielbasa?
313
00:13:26,654 --> 00:13:30,954
‐ Well, that explains
why that dog chased us home.
314
00:13:31,054 --> 00:13:32,121
‐ [doorbell rings]
315
00:13:32,221 --> 00:13:33,121
‐ That could be him.
316
00:13:33,221 --> 00:13:36,054
‐ Dog?
317
00:13:36,154 --> 00:13:38,187
‐ No, Bradford.
318
00:13:38,287 --> 00:13:39,387
You should go to my lair.
319
00:13:39,487 --> 00:13:42,387
He won't be able
to find you there.
320
00:13:42,487 --> 00:13:44,521
‐ Wee‐zen!
321
00:13:46,154 --> 00:13:48,454
‐ Oh, and stay away
from my rabbit.
322
00:13:48,554 --> 00:13:49,787
He doesn't like people.
323
00:13:53,854 --> 00:13:54,754
Whoo.
324
00:13:56,387 --> 00:13:58,361
Alison? What are you doing here?
325
00:13:58,461 --> 00:13:59,561
‐ I came to apologize
for blaming you
326
00:13:59,661 --> 00:14:00,927
for doing that prank.
327
00:14:01,027 --> 00:14:03,061
‐ Oh, don't give it
a second thought.
328
00:14:03,161 --> 00:14:04,327
Thanks for stopping by.
329
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:06,727
‐ Well, I just feel so bad
for calling you a liar.
330
00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:08,561
I mean, I should have
trusted you.
331
00:14:08,661 --> 00:14:11,294
[sniffing]
332
00:14:11,394 --> 00:14:13,661
Do I smell sausage?
333
00:14:13,761 --> 00:14:18,594
‐ My dad's
a cured meat enthusiast.
334
00:14:18,694 --> 00:14:21,761
‐ Well, I believe that.
335
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,794
Anyway, clearly,
I'm the one with the problem.
336
00:14:23,894 --> 00:14:25,627
I mean, after all the trouble
you went through to change,
337
00:14:25,727 --> 00:14:27,894
I have to be better for you.
338
00:14:27,994 --> 00:14:29,494
I'm sorry.
339
00:14:29,594 --> 00:14:30,961
Do you forgive me?
340
00:14:32,827 --> 00:14:36,127
‐ Oooh, cursed
your trusting eyes.
341
00:14:36,227 --> 00:14:37,461
I can't do this.
342
00:14:37,561 --> 00:14:39,327
I'm the one
who pranked Bradford.
343
00:14:39,427 --> 00:14:42,261
‐ What?
344
00:14:42,361 --> 00:14:44,727
‐ Now they're angry eyes.
345
00:14:44,827 --> 00:14:47,461
Okay, I tried to give up pranks
cold turkey.
346
00:14:47,561 --> 00:14:48,694
But it was just too hard.
347
00:14:48,794 --> 00:14:51,794
So I did one last prank,
then Wolfgang got blamed.
348
00:14:51,894 --> 00:14:54,994
‐ So...you let your friend
take the fall,
349
00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,534
and then you lied to me?
350
00:14:57,634 --> 00:14:59,967
‐ Yes, but in my defense,
351
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:03,734
I am hiding him from Bradford
in my lair.
352
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:07,101
‐ WOLFGANG: [singing in German]
353
00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:13,034
‐ I'm sorry.
354
00:15:13,134 --> 00:15:15,367
I finally understand
what you're trying to say.
355
00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:18,934
But it took someone getting hurt
for it to finally sink in.
356
00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:21,434
‐ I showed you a room full
of people who got hurt by you.
357
00:15:21,534 --> 00:15:23,167
‐ I meant someone I care about.
358
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,567
The point is...
359
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:29,301
I never wanna prank again.
360
00:15:29,401 --> 00:15:30,334
‐ [banging at door]
361
00:15:30,434 --> 00:15:31,634
‐ BRADFORD: Open up, Thunderman!
362
00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:33,501
‐ It's Bradford.
363
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:35,034
‐ BRADFORD: I know
Wolfgang is in there.
364
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,934
I got a call from some guy
named Dr. Colosso.
365
00:15:39,801 --> 00:15:41,634
‐ ♪
366
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:44,867
‐ Tell me, Mrs. Wong, why should
the PTA board hire you
367
00:15:44,967 --> 00:15:46,901
to supply the school
with hot lunches?
368
00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:48,767
‐ I can tell you
it has nothing to do
369
00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:50,367
with all the money
you're offering.
370
00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:52,501
[laughing]
371
00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:55,767
I've always loved children,
and they love me.
372
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,041
Why else would they help
their Auntie Wong
373
00:15:58,141 --> 00:15:59,207
with this party?
374
00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:04,574
‐ Guys... Mrs. Wong is using us
375
00:16:04,674 --> 00:16:07,007
to look good
in front of the PTA.
376
00:16:07,107 --> 00:16:08,907
You guys are right,
she'll be never be nice.
377
00:16:09,007 --> 00:16:11,141
‐ Look who's finally
on the obvious train.
378
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:13,574
You, you!
379
00:16:13,674 --> 00:16:15,807
‐ I deserve that.
380
00:16:15,907 --> 00:16:17,907
Now let's give Wong
what she deserves.
381
00:16:18,007 --> 00:16:20,607
The PTA thinks she loves kids.
382
00:16:20,707 --> 00:16:22,207
Let's show them
the real Mrs. Wong.
383
00:16:22,307 --> 00:16:24,441
Billy, super speed home
and grab us some balls.
384
00:16:24,541 --> 00:16:25,441
‐ On it.
385
00:16:25,541 --> 00:16:26,841
Hold the crab cakes.
386
00:16:30,774 --> 00:16:33,307
‐ Crabs make bad cake.
387
00:16:37,207 --> 00:16:38,174
‐ All right.
388
00:16:40,007 --> 00:16:43,507
Uh, Auntie Wong, can we please
take a break to go play?
389
00:16:43,607 --> 00:16:45,007
‐ A break?
390
00:16:45,107 --> 00:16:46,707
That makes it sound like
you're working,
391
00:16:46,807 --> 00:16:49,541
which clearly she isn't.
392
00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:52,274
Go play, go.
393
00:16:52,374 --> 00:16:53,507
Exercise and sunshine
394
00:16:53,607 --> 00:16:56,041
are so important
for growing children.
395
00:16:57,314 --> 00:16:58,714
‐ [bang]
396
00:16:58,814 --> 00:17:01,214
‐ Sorry, Mrs. Wong.
397
00:17:01,314 --> 00:17:03,114
‐ Kids will be kids.
398
00:17:03,214 --> 00:17:06,114
‐ Yes, they will.
399
00:17:06,214 --> 00:17:10,114
Anyway, I prefer to be paid
with a comically large check.
400
00:17:12,481 --> 00:17:14,247
‐ [splash]
401
00:17:14,347 --> 00:17:17,047
‐ Careful, you...
402
00:17:17,147 --> 00:17:19,814
adorable children.
403
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:24,214
I will give you
so many hugs later.
404
00:17:24,314 --> 00:17:25,547
‐ We almost have her.
405
00:17:25,647 --> 00:17:28,047
Let's crack this Wong.
406
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,747
‐ Uh! Ow!
407
00:17:30,847 --> 00:17:34,014
Children, you must be more‐‐ow!
408
00:17:34,114 --> 00:17:36,314
Ah!
409
00:17:36,414 --> 00:17:37,514
That's it!
410
00:17:37,614 --> 00:17:39,581
You Thundermans
are horrible creatures!
411
00:17:39,681 --> 00:17:43,381
I'll destroy you
and your little balls, too!
412
00:17:43,481 --> 00:17:45,081
Ugh!
413
00:17:47,847 --> 00:17:49,914
‐ You're the horrible one,
Mrs. Wong.
414
00:17:50,014 --> 00:17:51,814
You obviously have no patience
with children,
415
00:17:51,914 --> 00:17:54,114
and you will not
be getting this job.
416
00:17:54,214 --> 00:17:55,514
‐ Uh.
417
00:17:55,614 --> 00:17:58,187
Oh, no.
418
00:17:58,287 --> 00:17:59,787
Come back.
419
00:17:59,887 --> 00:18:02,554
You don't have to like children
to feed them.
420
00:18:04,321 --> 00:18:06,787
‐ ♪
421
00:18:06,887 --> 00:18:08,121
‐ BRADFORD: Open up, Thunderman.
422
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,721
‐ I'm sorry, Alison,
this is all my fault.
423
00:18:10,821 --> 00:18:12,454
I'll go confess to Bradford.
424
00:18:12,554 --> 00:18:13,821
‐ No, Max, stop.
425
00:18:13,921 --> 00:18:15,387
I wanted you to learn your
lesson about pranking,
426
00:18:15,487 --> 00:18:16,721
not get expelled.
427
00:18:16,821 --> 00:18:21,821
‐ BRADFORD: Give me the boy!
428
00:18:21,921 --> 00:18:24,621
‐ Okay, don't get
all angry eyes on me.
429
00:18:24,721 --> 00:18:28,387
But I could prank Bradford
to get rid of him.
430
00:18:28,487 --> 00:18:29,521
I've got this whole house rigged
431
00:18:29,621 --> 00:18:31,554
in case my family
turns against me.
432
00:18:31,654 --> 00:18:32,587
‐ Absolutely not.
433
00:18:32,687 --> 00:18:33,887
Pranking has never solved
anything.
434
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:35,187
‐ BRADFORD: Is that Alison?
435
00:18:35,287 --> 00:18:39,487
I see her stupid bike
made out of recycled cans!
436
00:18:39,587 --> 00:18:40,721
‐ Prank him, Max!
437
00:18:40,821 --> 00:18:42,387
Prank sad Tad Bradford
438
00:18:42,487 --> 00:18:45,621
back to the storage unit
he calls home!
439
00:18:45,721 --> 00:18:48,354
‐ You've never been
more beautiful to me.
440
00:18:48,454 --> 00:18:50,087
Activate prank mode.
441
00:18:50,187 --> 00:18:52,154
‐ [machine whirring]
442
00:18:55,254 --> 00:18:56,694
‐ Step only where I step.
443
00:18:58,461 --> 00:19:00,194
‐ BRADFORD: I'm coming in.
444
00:19:00,294 --> 00:19:02,427
Ahhhhhh!
445
00:19:02,527 --> 00:19:05,761
Ah!
446
00:19:05,861 --> 00:19:09,327
‐ Bradford,
what a pleasant surprise.
447
00:19:09,427 --> 00:19:11,261
Sorry, but Wolfgang isn't here.
448
00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:12,661
‐ I know you're hiding him.
449
00:19:12,761 --> 00:19:15,127
I'm officially
using the authority
450
00:19:15,227 --> 00:19:18,461
of the order of principals
to search this house.
451
00:19:18,561 --> 00:19:20,561
‐ Not sure that's a thing,
but help herself.
452
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:25,027
‐ Well, okay‐‐oooh.
453
00:19:25,127 --> 00:19:26,094
‐ Sorry about that,
454
00:19:26,194 --> 00:19:28,394
my brother Billy's
quite the prankster.
455
00:19:28,494 --> 00:19:29,527
‐ [in high‐pitched voice] Great,
456
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:30,761
another Thunderman
to look forward to.
457
00:19:36,361 --> 00:19:37,894
Ahh!
458
00:19:39,894 --> 00:19:40,994
‐ That should get him
out of here.
459
00:19:41,094 --> 00:19:42,094
‐ [laughs]
460
00:19:42,194 --> 00:19:43,494
‐ [heavy breathing]
461
00:19:43,594 --> 00:19:45,661
Ah‐ha!
462
00:19:45,761 --> 00:19:47,194
‐ [whispers]
Unless he finds my lair.
463
00:19:47,294 --> 00:19:48,494
‐ A secret passage.
464
00:19:48,594 --> 00:19:49,794
[sniffs].
465
00:19:49,894 --> 00:19:53,061
Ugh, smells like
Hansel and Sweat‐el down there.
466
00:19:53,161 --> 00:19:55,094
[laughing]
467
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,501
Ah!
468
00:19:59,034 --> 00:20:01,634
Uh.
469
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,967
‐ I already told you
he's not down here.
470
00:20:04,067 --> 00:20:06,567
‐ Then explain
those German sausages.
471
00:20:08,801 --> 00:20:12,001
‐ My dad's
a cured meat enthusiast.
472
00:20:12,101 --> 00:20:14,301
‐ Well, I believe that.
473
00:20:14,401 --> 00:20:18,034
All right, I guess
Wolfgang isn't here.
474
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,001
Achoo.
475
00:20:19,101 --> 00:20:20,801
‐ Gesundheit.
476
00:20:20,901 --> 00:20:22,534
‐ There you are, filth mouth.
477
00:20:22,634 --> 00:20:24,234
‐ No, you don't!
478
00:20:24,334 --> 00:20:25,367
‐ Oh, no.
479
00:20:25,467 --> 00:20:27,467
Oh, ah!
480
00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:30,867
[moaning]
481
00:20:30,967 --> 00:20:32,734
‐ Those weenies won't hold him
for long, run!
482
00:20:37,601 --> 00:20:40,001
‐ We can hide Wolfgang
at my house.
483
00:20:40,101 --> 00:20:42,167
‐ What are you doing?
484
00:20:42,267 --> 00:20:44,101
‐ My squeezy mustard!
485
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,234
Nein!
486
00:20:45,334 --> 00:20:46,801
‐ Gotcha!
487
00:20:46,901 --> 00:20:48,267
Now pull me out of this thing.
488
00:20:49,601 --> 00:20:51,367
‐ Bradford,
you can't expel Wolfgang.
489
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:52,434
‐ Expel him?
490
00:20:52,534 --> 00:20:53,701
I'm not expelling him.
491
00:20:53,801 --> 00:20:56,367
‐ He really likes it here
and‐‐wait, what?
492
00:20:56,467 --> 00:20:57,541
‐ That's right.
493
00:20:57,641 --> 00:20:59,507
While filing
his expulsion papers,
494
00:20:59,607 --> 00:21:02,274
I learned the school
gets $4,000 a month
495
00:21:02,374 --> 00:21:04,374
for every exchange student
enrolled.
496
00:21:04,474 --> 00:21:06,207
‐ Wolfgang?
497
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:09,474
‐ That's right.
498
00:21:09,574 --> 00:21:11,807
This little ray
of German sunshine is my ticket
499
00:21:11,907 --> 00:21:14,207
to a bigger storage locker.
500
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,541
I mean apartment.
501
00:21:16,641 --> 00:21:18,674
‐ ALL: Wolfgang!
502
00:21:18,774 --> 00:21:21,441
‐ Come on, kid,
tell me about your host family.
503
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:23,641
They, uh‐‐they got
an extra room?
504
00:21:27,207 --> 00:21:28,774
‐ Well, that was close.
505
00:21:28,874 --> 00:21:32,707
Come on, I owe you
a real anniversary dinner.
506
00:21:32,807 --> 00:21:35,674
‐ So, uh, what did you think
of my prank down there?
507
00:21:35,774 --> 00:21:37,807
‐ Well, it wasn't
so much a prank
508
00:21:37,907 --> 00:21:39,774
as it was
flinging meat at a guy,
509
00:21:39,874 --> 00:21:44,141
but, hey, not everyone's
a born prankster like me.
510
00:21:44,241 --> 00:21:45,574
‐ I guess you're right.
511
00:21:55,174 --> 00:21:57,881
‐ ♪
512
00:22:02,081 --> 00:22:07,747
‐ ♪
513
00:22:07,797 --> 00:22:12,347
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