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‐ Max, we need your help!
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‐ We borrowed mom's tablet
and brought it to school
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without asking and
the teacher took it.
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‐ Sounds like you'll be in
trouble if your mom finds out.
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Barb!!
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‐ This is serious, Colosso‐‐
we're supposed to take care of
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Blobbin's bulldog
Doggin tomorrow.
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‐ And if mom finds out
the school has her tablet,
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we'll never get to dog sit.
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So, what do we do, Max?
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‐ I'm gonna be honest
with you guys‐‐
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I wasn't listening.
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‐ Focus. There's dog
time on the line.
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‐ All right, but first let me
finish my science experiment.
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[fake "Australian" accent]
We know what the Animalizer
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does to humans,
but what, pray tell,
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does it do to wild animals?
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‐ [raccoon chattering]
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‐ Okay, yeah!
Our problem can wait.
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‐ Prepare yourselves as I pick
up where Mother Nature left off.
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‐ [Animalizer zapping]
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‐ Science!
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‐ NORA: Whoa!
‐ BILLY: Cool!
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‐ NORA: Are we too close?
He looks crazy.
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‐ Unh, only aggressive
around trash.
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‐ So, unless you're carrying
a big bag of garbage,
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you're totally safe.
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Uh‐oh!
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‐ Gimme that trash!
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‐ Rudest garbage man ever.
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‐ Change it back, Max.
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‐ I will‐‐
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after it attacks.
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‐ NORA & BILLY: Max!
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‐ [Animalizer zapping]
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‐ [raccoon chattering]
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‐ That was a raccoon?
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‐ Nope, that was science!
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‐ ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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‐ How did you even get
the Animalizer?
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I thought dad installed
a new security system.
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‐ Yeah, the facial recognition
isn't very sophisticated.
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‐ FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Welcome back, Hank.
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Lookin' good!
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‐ Max, how are we gonna
get mom's tablet back?
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‐ Lucky for you two,
I have a plan.
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‐ Let me guess. Your plan
involves stealing?
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‐ It does not involve stealing.
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It is stealing!
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All right, everyone
grab a ski mask.
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‐ No! No! No! No! No!
No! No! No! No!
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These children are not
committing a felony.
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Just give your teacher a basket
of cookies and apologize.
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She'll see how mature
you're acting
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and give it back to
you willingly.
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‐ Your plan is boring.
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Mine has ski masks!
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‐ We're going with
Phoebe's plan.
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‐ Yeah, you peaked
at raccoon, man.
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‐ ♪
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‐ CHLOE:
And I can do this.
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‐ HANK: Oh!
‐ BARB: Oh!
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Looks like we have a little
gymnast on our hands.
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‐ Oh, either that or she's
doing the pee‐pee dance.
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‐ I wanna do gymnastics.
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‐ Oh, ho, ho, how can
we say no to that face?
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Of course, you can
do gymnastics.
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‐ Yay!
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‐ BARB: Oh.
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‐ A little gymnastics
class, huh?
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Are you sure you guys
are ready for that?
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‐ We'll be fine, Phoebe.
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‐ I'm just saying‐‐I remember
quite a few Saturdays
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that turned into
the Hank and Barb Show.
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‐ Hank, talk to your daughter.
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‐ Don't worry, I will keep
an eye on your mom.
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‐ And who's gonna
keep an eye on you?
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‐ [mocking Phoebe] And who's
gonna keep an eye on you?
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‐ ♪
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‐ BLOBBIN: Hi‐ya! Hi‐ya! Hi‐ya!
‐ PHOEBE: [screams]
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Oh!
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Sorry, Cousin Blobbin.
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I thought you were
a raccoon man.
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‐ I get that a lot.
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Oh, Doggin!
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‐ Aw, she's so cute.
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‐ Just like her daddy.
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She's me!
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‐ Bark twice if you need help.
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‐ Be sure Billy and Nora get
these care instructions,
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and her favorite
doggy treats.
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[gasping]
I've gotta get back to Blob‐Co.
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My scientists are culture
perfecting text traveling.
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[laughing]
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Unfortunately it's still
a little ticklish.
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[giggling]
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[giggles echoing]
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‐ NORA & BILLY:
Doggin!
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‐ NORA: Hi‐ya.
You're so cute.
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‐ Oh, hey, how'd it go
with you guys' teacher?
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‐ Awful. Your apology
idea totally backfired.
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‐ Yeah, the teacher felt
the cookies were a bribe.
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She's calling mom today.
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‐ That's what ya get for
taking advice from Mom Jr.
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‐ Who's Mom Jr.?
[gasping]
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Am I Mom Jr.?
‐ Yep.
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We usually only call you that
when you're not around.
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‐ Or when we write
it in secret notes.
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‐ [laughs] So true.
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‐ Hey, kids, we're taking
Chloe to gymnastics‐‐
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because she wants to go.
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‐ Anyone seen my tablet?
I can't find it anywhere.
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‐ Uh, no. Phoebe?
‐ No. Nora?
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‐ Not lately. Billy?
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Hasn't seen it either.
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‐ I'm sure it'll
turn up somewhere.
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Have fun with Doggin.
See you guys later.
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‐ [cell phone ringing]
‐ It's our teacher!
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‐ I'll get it.
‐ No, it's for me.
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[powers zapping]
‐ [cell phone ringing]
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‐ I'm expecting a call about‐‐
‐ Armpit fungus.
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‐ Armpit fungus.
‐ [phone continues ringing]
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‐ For Max.
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‐ Touché.
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‐ [phone continues ringing]
‐ What do we do?
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‐ If we don't answer,
she'll call mom's cell.
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‐ Hello?
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Yes, she's home.
One moment.
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‐ Where are you going
with this, Mom Jr.?
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‐ Mom Jr. is no more.
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From now on there's
only Fun Phoebe‐‐
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and she says let
the fun begin!
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‐ [imitating Barb] Hey, there,
this is Barb, don't ya know?
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‐ Is that supposed to be mom?
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‐ Close your eyes.
It's like she's here.
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‐ Oh, ya don't say.
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I sure would like to get my
tablet doohickey back, though.
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Oh, no, no, no, that's no
bother. You don't have to‐‐
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Okie‐dokie,
see you in a bit.
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Great news. Fun Phoebe
got your tablet back‐‐
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and your teacher's
coming over to meet mom.
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‐ Did you say our
teacher's coming over?
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‐ I also said...
♪ I got your tablet back ♪
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‐ ♪
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‐ Well, we haven't done
anything all class.
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I mean, maybe we
should join in
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and make her feel
more comfortable.
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‐ Yeah. For a minute or two.
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For Chloe.
‐ Of course. For Chloe.
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‐ Chloe, how come you
aren't jumping around
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like you do at home?
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‐ I don't wanna.
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‐ Aw, come on,
it'll be fun. Watch.
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‐ Hup!
‐ Hup!
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‐ Hup!
‐ Hup!
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‐ KIDS: Oooohhh...
[applauding]
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‐ BARB & HANK:
Tumblemans!
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‐ ADULTS & KIDS:
[applauding]
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[applause continues]
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‐ That was fantastic.
‐ HANK: Oh.
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‐ Do you think you could do
a little more for everyone
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to get the kids into it?
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‐ I'm sorry, Coach Gibbons,
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but we're not really
dressed for that.
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‐ [Velcro ripping]
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‐ BARB & HANK:
Now we are!
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‐ [Doggin growling]
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‐ How can you even play with
Doggin at a time like this?
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‐ 'Cause this is the last
dog we'll ever see.
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By the time we're
done being grounded,
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cats will have won the war.
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‐ Nobody's getting
grounded, okay?
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We're gonna use
the Animalizer on Doggin
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and train her to be mom.
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‐ I like it.
Do we need a dad?
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There's a possum
in the backyard
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sittin' around
doin' nothin'.
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‐ Max, stop talking crazy.
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Now let's turn Doggin
into our mom.
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There's nothing on
the sheet saying we can't.
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All right.
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‐ [Animalizer zapping]
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‐ What? What? What?
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How'd I get so tall?
How'd I get so tall?
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[sniffing] This house
smells like baloney?
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Is there baloney?
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‐ Let's see how well
these treats work.
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‐ Oh, my treats!
My treats! My treats!
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‐ Doggin, sit.
‐ Did you say sit?
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I love sitting. Look! Look!
I'm sitting. I'm sitting.
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Yum! That's the stuff.
That's the stuff.
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‐ Doggin, shake hands.
‐ Hand shake?
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I know how to do that.
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Wow, fingers are fun.
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[panting]
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‐ Okay, now say,
"My name is Barb
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and I want my tablet
back, please."
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‐ Seriously, Phoebe?
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‐ My name is Barb and I want
my tablet back, please.
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Did I do good? Did I?
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Did I? Did I do good?
Did I do good?
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‐ ♪
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‐ Okay, Doggin, remember
what I taught you?
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‐ Yes, I remember.
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I'm your mom
and Phoebe is a butt.
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‐ MAX: Okay. Good. Good.
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‐ [doorbell ringing]
‐ Door! Someone's at the door!
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Open the door! Door!
Door! Open the door!
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Door! Door! Door! Door!
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‐ PHOEBE: Hey, hey,
hey, hey.
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Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy.
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‐ Duh‐duh‐door‐door...
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‐ Wait, the face.
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‐ Hi, I'm Max,
and you have no idea
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how excited I am for
you to meet my mom.
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‐ Oh, thank you.
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Mrs. Thunderman, it's nice
to finally meet you.
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Thank you for having me.
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‐ [sniffing]
‐ Oh?
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‐ You have a dog, too.
[sniffing]
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‐ PHOEBE: Mom. Mom.
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Mom!
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Why don't we all
just sit...down.
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‐ We love sitting
on the ground.
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Oh, those wacky
Thundermans.
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‐ I'm Barb and I want
my tablet back.
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‐ Honestly, I felt
bad taking it.
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But Nora and Billy were
warned to put it away,
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and I really had no choice.
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‐ Phoebe is a butt.
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‐ Yep, Mom,
Phoebe is a butt...
248
00:10:58,948 --> 00:11:01,648
'cause I totally forgot
the appetizers.
249
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,048
I'll be right back.
‐ It's okay.
250
00:11:03,148 --> 00:11:05,782
I can't stay long, anyway.
251
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:08,082
Uh, here is your tablet,
Mrs. Thunderman.
252
00:11:11,582 --> 00:11:13,682
‐ Sorry you have to go.
253
00:11:13,782 --> 00:11:16,448
‐ Or stay. Mom's got
a lot of tricks.
254
00:11:16,548 --> 00:11:18,182
‐ Bye!
255
00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:23,948
‐ I can't believe
Fun Phoebe pulled it off.
256
00:11:24,048 --> 00:11:25,815
‐ FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!
257
00:11:25,915 --> 00:11:28,048
Incoming transmission
from Cousin Blobbin.
258
00:11:28,148 --> 00:11:30,182
‐ Oh, yay, the show
isn't over.
259
00:11:30,282 --> 00:11:33,215
‐ Oh, no.
Quick, hide Doggin.
260
00:11:33,315 --> 00:11:35,882
‐ Doggin, oh, look, yummy meat!
Come on. Come on.
261
00:11:35,982 --> 00:11:38,182
‐ Meat! Meat! I like meat!
262
00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:41,915
‐ Hey, guys, how's
my doggie woggins?
263
00:11:42,015 --> 00:11:43,982
‐ She's a real lady.
264
00:11:44,082 --> 00:11:45,682
‐ BLOBBIN: [laughing]
265
00:11:45,782 --> 00:11:47,748
Oh, I see you're having
a little snack.
266
00:11:47,848 --> 00:11:51,348
Remember, meat makes
Doggin very destructive.
267
00:11:51,448 --> 00:11:53,715
‐ Meat does?
Why isn't that on here?
268
00:11:53,815 --> 00:11:55,882
‐ Oh, it is. Turn it over.
269
00:11:59,988 --> 00:12:02,188
You see this
chewed up brick?
270
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,688
It's all that's left of
Blobbin's Steak & Karaoke Bar.
271
00:12:04,788 --> 00:12:06,155
[laughing]
272
00:12:06,255 --> 00:12:11,022
It's also a reminder‐‐
never ever give her meat.
273
00:12:12,488 --> 00:12:14,522
Anyway, glad things
are going well.
274
00:12:14,622 --> 00:12:16,188
Bye!
275
00:12:18,888 --> 00:12:21,755
‐ [growling, gnawing]
276
00:12:21,855 --> 00:12:23,955
‐ Okay, nobody panic.
277
00:12:24,055 --> 00:12:25,888
We just have to get
that chicken from her.
278
00:12:25,988 --> 00:12:27,688
Billy, super‐speed over there
and grab the chicken.
279
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,155
‐ BILLY: [zooming]
‐ DOGGIN: [gnawing]
280
00:12:30,255 --> 00:12:31,755
‐ [zooming]
281
00:12:31,855 --> 00:12:35,055
Another bad idea,
Fun Phoebe.
282
00:12:38,422 --> 00:12:40,455
‐ All done.
283
00:12:40,555 --> 00:12:42,755
Need... more...
284
00:12:42,855 --> 00:12:45,988
mea‐a‐a‐a‐a‐t!!
285
00:12:47,388 --> 00:12:49,155
Mea‐a‐a‐a‐a‐t!!!
286
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,722
‐ Wow, she's fast.
287
00:12:54,822 --> 00:12:56,688
‐ Huh, who's having
as much fun as I am?
288
00:12:56,788 --> 00:12:58,862
Raise your hand.
289
00:13:02,595 --> 00:13:05,395
‐ She's not in the neighborhood.
We've checked everywhere.
290
00:13:05,495 --> 00:13:07,295
‐ Max, you have to come
help us find Doggin
291
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:08,862
before Blobbin comes
back to pick her up.
292
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,828
‐ Why should I?
This is all your fault, Funbe.
293
00:13:11,928 --> 00:13:14,728
‐ Uh, or is it the fault
of a diabolical genius
294
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:18,462
seen here disabling
dad's security system?
295
00:13:18,562 --> 00:13:20,295
‐ Okay, you got me.
296
00:13:20,395 --> 00:13:22,228
That's a good picture.
Can you send it to me?
297
00:13:22,328 --> 00:13:24,195
‐ Max, quit joking around.
You're gonna help us.
298
00:13:24,295 --> 00:13:26,395
Doggin's never been
a human before.
299
00:13:26,495 --> 00:13:28,195
Who knows what she's up to.
300
00:13:28,295 --> 00:13:29,695
‐ Must... find...
301
00:13:29,795 --> 00:13:31,462
mea‐a‐a‐a‐a‐t!!!
302
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:33,162
[growling]
303
00:13:35,195 --> 00:13:37,195
‐ I think I found
something that might help.
304
00:13:37,295 --> 00:13:39,862
It's a barcode for
Doggin's UPS tracker. See?
305
00:13:39,962 --> 00:13:41,462
‐ Hand it over.
306
00:13:41,562 --> 00:13:45,362
I'll use my expert computer
skills to find her.
307
00:13:45,462 --> 00:13:49,628
Thunder monitor, find her.
308
00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:51,428
‐ Hopefully,
she'll come back.
309
00:13:51,528 --> 00:13:54,495
Unless she finds a place where
meat just falls from the sky.
310
00:13:54,595 --> 00:13:56,995
‐ FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Doggin is entering Splatburger.
311
00:13:57,095 --> 00:14:01,835
‐ Splatburger‐‐where meat
just falls from the sky.
312
00:14:04,435 --> 00:14:06,968
‐ ALL: [screaming]
313
00:14:11,668 --> 00:14:14,702
‐ HANK: Hup!
‐ BARB: Hup!
314
00:14:14,802 --> 00:14:18,868
‐ ADULTS & KIDS:
[cheering, applauding]
315
00:14:18,968 --> 00:14:20,068
‐ BARB: Thank you.
316
00:14:20,168 --> 00:14:22,535
We are "The Tumblemans."
‐ HANK: Hup!
317
00:14:22,635 --> 00:14:24,535
‐ Mommy, Daddy,
I'm ready now.
318
00:14:24,635 --> 00:14:25,768
‐ Oh, in a minute, sweetie.
319
00:14:25,868 --> 00:14:27,868
I think the kids want
more Tumblemans.
320
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,802
‐ KIDS: Yeah!
321
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:32,502
‐ Okay. Get off
the mat, sweetie.
322
00:14:32,602 --> 00:14:35,068
I think these nice people
are trying to take our picture.
323
00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:37,735
‐ HANK: Hup!
‐ BARB: Hup!
324
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,968
‐ Okay. All right,
Hank, this is it.
325
00:14:40,068 --> 00:14:42,035
Let's do the Tumblemans'
twisty flip 'n throw.
326
00:14:42,135 --> 00:14:43,868
‐ Oh, that trick's too hard.
327
00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:45,635
We've never even
gotten it right.
328
00:14:45,735 --> 00:14:47,135
‐ Today is our day.
329
00:14:47,235 --> 00:14:48,935
We both knew this was
happening when we squeezed
330
00:14:49,035 --> 00:14:50,735
into these tights and hid
'em under our clothes.
331
00:14:50,835 --> 00:14:52,602
‐ Okay, let's do it!
332
00:14:53,702 --> 00:14:55,335
Hup!
‐ Hup!
333
00:14:58,775 --> 00:15:03,008
‐ Oh, my clavicle!
‐ Oh, my back!
334
00:15:03,108 --> 00:15:05,108
‐ Now can I have a turn?
335
00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:12,308
‐ [gnawing]
What is this stuff?
336
00:15:12,408 --> 00:15:14,808
It's delicious!
337
00:15:14,908 --> 00:15:18,375
Oh! Oh! All food
should be this!
338
00:15:18,475 --> 00:15:21,075
‐ MRS. WONG:
Stop it!
339
00:15:21,175 --> 00:15:23,642
Keep that ruckus down,
you lunatic!
340
00:15:23,742 --> 00:15:26,608
‐ Bring me more burgers!!
341
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:30,975
Burger‐r‐r‐r‐rs!!
342
00:15:33,042 --> 00:15:35,642
‐ Well, this isn't
in the commercial.
343
00:15:35,742 --> 00:15:39,975
‐ Hey, do you like
bacon burgers?
344
00:15:40,075 --> 00:15:42,775
‐ That's two meats, ha!
345
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:46,175
Ah! Get! Get! Get! Get!
346
00:15:46,275 --> 00:15:48,908
‐ Oh! [laughing]
Not to worry, customers.
347
00:15:49,008 --> 00:15:51,208
She's the cops' problem now.
348
00:15:51,308 --> 00:15:54,542
Please, go back to
stuffing your faces.
349
00:15:54,642 --> 00:15:56,008
Hello, police?
350
00:15:56,108 --> 00:15:58,482
‐ Oh, no, Cousin Blobbin's gonna
come back and find out
351
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,148
that we got his dog arrested.
352
00:16:00,248 --> 00:16:04,848
‐ Don't worry, Fun Phoebe's
got this, don't ya know?
353
00:16:04,948 --> 00:16:07,482
‐ Stop it. We don't need
Fun Phoebe right now,
354
00:16:07,582 --> 00:16:08,948
we need Mom Jr.
355
00:16:09,048 --> 00:16:10,348
‐ I thought you guys
didn't like Mom Jr.
356
00:16:10,448 --> 00:16:12,515
‐ We never said
we didn't like her.
357
00:16:12,615 --> 00:16:14,082
‐ For the record‐‐I did.
358
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:17,448
‐ But at least Mom Jr.
looks out for us.
359
00:16:17,548 --> 00:16:18,882
‐ Aww...
360
00:16:18,982 --> 00:16:20,982
Okay, that settles it.
361
00:16:21,082 --> 00:16:25,148
Mom Jr.'s back and she's got
a bonzer of a plan, mate!
362
00:16:25,248 --> 00:16:27,548
I'm done with accents.
Come on.
363
00:16:29,848 --> 00:16:31,848
‐ Here's the thing, Chloe.
364
00:16:31,948 --> 00:16:34,715
Years ago, your father
and I went undercover
365
00:16:34,815 --> 00:16:37,115
and joined the circus
to catch a villain.
366
00:16:37,215 --> 00:16:39,682
‐ But we caught more than
a villain on that mission.
367
00:16:39,782 --> 00:16:42,815
We caught "Tumble Fever."
‐ Mm‐hm.
368
00:16:42,915 --> 00:16:44,815
We also caught a real fever.
369
00:16:44,915 --> 00:16:50,015
That's because clowns
don't wash their hands.
370
00:16:50,115 --> 00:16:53,015
Since then, having you
kids in these classes,
371
00:16:53,115 --> 00:16:55,515
it's our only chance
to get our tumble on.
372
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:59,355
‐ We got carried away and forgot
the real reason we came here‐‐
373
00:16:59,455 --> 00:17:00,588
for you.
[kisses]
374
00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:02,488
‐ Yeah. We're sorry.
375
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:03,788
So, what do you say, hm?
376
00:17:03,888 --> 00:17:05,688
Feel like doing
some gymnastics?
377
00:17:05,788 --> 00:17:07,688
‐ Can I do it with
the Tumblemans?
378
00:17:07,788 --> 00:17:09,288
‐ Oh, sure.
379
00:17:09,388 --> 00:17:12,722
I just wish we had one of
those cool costumes for you.
380
00:17:12,822 --> 00:17:16,222
‐ ADULTS & KIDS:
[cheering, applauding]
381
00:17:16,322 --> 00:17:18,322
‐ A Tumbleman's
always prepared.
382
00:17:18,422 --> 00:17:21,922
You'd have remembered that if
you hadn't gotten clown fever.
383
00:17:22,022 --> 00:17:23,422
‐ All right, guys,
this is it.
384
00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:25,655
Let's give 'em the Tumblemans'
twisty flip 'n throw.
385
00:17:25,755 --> 00:17:27,288
‐ CHLOE & BARB: Yeah!
386
00:17:27,388 --> 00:17:29,155
‐ Hup! Hup!
387
00:17:29,255 --> 00:17:30,955
Hup!
388
00:17:33,322 --> 00:17:35,355
‐ ADULTS & KIDS:
[cheering, applauding]
389
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,455
‐ We are the Tumblemans!
390
00:17:37,555 --> 00:17:39,288
‐ ADULTS & KIDS:
[cheering]
391
00:17:39,388 --> 00:17:41,022
‐ HANK: [laughing]
392
00:17:41,122 --> 00:17:44,455
‐ ♪
393
00:17:44,555 --> 00:17:46,655
‐ Okay, Mom Jr. is gonna
try to keep them busy
394
00:17:46,755 --> 00:17:48,155
as long as she can.
395
00:17:48,255 --> 00:17:52,022
The rest is up to you.
‐ Okay, entering stealth mode.
396
00:17:52,122 --> 00:17:54,555
‐ [dishes clattering]
397
00:17:56,388 --> 00:17:58,062
‐ Starting now.
398
00:17:59,695 --> 00:18:01,562
‐ Finally!
399
00:18:01,662 --> 00:18:03,595
‐ What's the problem, ma'am?
400
00:18:03,695 --> 00:18:05,395
‐ The problem is Loco Lucy.
401
00:18:05,495 --> 00:18:07,328
I have her trapped
in my office. Come on.
402
00:18:07,428 --> 00:18:10,195
‐ Uh, Mrs. Wong,
I brought you something.
403
00:18:10,295 --> 00:18:12,995
‐ Oh, I love cookies.
But why?
404
00:18:13,095 --> 00:18:16,695
I hate you and your
family so much.
405
00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:18,728
‐ The truth is
I feel bad about
406
00:18:18,828 --> 00:18:20,862
what my dog did to
your restaurant.
407
00:18:20,962 --> 00:18:21,928
‐ Your dog?
408
00:18:22,028 --> 00:18:24,495
That's a crazy
lady in there.
409
00:18:24,595 --> 00:18:26,995
‐ Uh, no, it's a dog.
410
00:18:27,095 --> 00:18:29,862
[quietly] The crazy lady
might be out here.
411
00:18:29,962 --> 00:18:32,928
Anyway, officers, you should
throw the book at me.
412
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,095
All the books.
Heavy ones first.
413
00:18:35,195 --> 00:18:37,028
‐ We don't actually
throw books.
414
00:18:37,128 --> 00:18:38,595
You know that, right?
415
00:18:38,695 --> 00:18:40,328
‐ I keep suggesting it,
416
00:18:40,428 --> 00:18:42,695
but nobody ever
takes me seriously.
417
00:18:42,795 --> 00:18:44,795
‐ Are we really doing this now?
‐ Yep.
418
00:18:44,895 --> 00:18:47,028
‐ Looks like we're doing
this just in time.
419
00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:50,362
So, uh, what kinda books are
you thinking about throwing?
420
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,462
Paperbacks? Hardcover?
421
00:18:52,562 --> 00:18:54,595
Audio books?
422
00:18:54,695 --> 00:18:56,528
‐ [gnawing]
423
00:18:58,968 --> 00:19:00,635
‐ Look at this mess.
424
00:19:00,735 --> 00:19:03,668
‐ It wasn't me.
425
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,168
‐ This is hilarious.
426
00:19:06,268 --> 00:19:09,502
‐ It was me! It was me!
I did the entire thing myself!
427
00:19:09,602 --> 00:19:11,135
‐ Good girl.
428
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,102
When we get home, I'm gonna need
you to do this to Phoebe's room.
429
00:19:13,202 --> 00:19:15,202
‐ Phoebe's a butt.
‐ Yeah. That's it.
430
00:19:17,868 --> 00:19:19,235
Come on.
‐ Give me a boost, Nora.
431
00:19:19,335 --> 00:19:20,968
‐ You got it.
‐ Let's go.
432
00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:23,868
‐ BILLY: Whoa!
[heavy thud]
433
00:19:23,968 --> 00:19:25,668
‐ Come on, get up.
We don't have much time.
434
00:19:25,768 --> 00:19:26,868
Give me the Animalizer.
435
00:19:26,968 --> 00:19:30,635
‐ Oh! Oh! My toy! My toy!
Chase me!
436
00:19:30,735 --> 00:19:32,035
‐ Get her, Billy!
437
00:19:32,135 --> 00:19:34,068
‐ Chase me! Chase me!
438
00:19:34,168 --> 00:19:37,335
‐ MAX: Whoa!
‐ BILLY: [screaming]
439
00:19:37,435 --> 00:19:40,435
‐ Come and get it!!!
440
00:19:40,535 --> 00:19:43,068
‐ So, Officer Batista, if you
don't wanna throw books,
441
00:19:43,168 --> 00:19:44,735
what do you wanna throw?
442
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:45,902
‐ He likes to throw
his attitude around.
443
00:19:46,002 --> 00:19:47,268
‐ Buh! Buh! Buh! Buh!
444
00:19:47,368 --> 00:19:50,268
Officer Batista has
the talking spoon.
445
00:19:50,368 --> 00:19:53,635
‐ Excuse me. May I have
the talking spoon?
446
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,635
‐ Sure.
‐ Thank you.
447
00:19:55,735 --> 00:19:58,275
What is wrong
with you bozos?
448
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,942
Nutball Nancy is tearing
my office apart.
449
00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:03,242
If you won't go
in there, I will.
450
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:08,308
‐ [powers zapping]
‐ MRS. WONG: Oh!
451
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,808
What is happening?
452
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:11,708
Why won't this open?
453
00:20:11,808 --> 00:20:14,042
‐ Huh, the door's locked.
454
00:20:14,142 --> 00:20:17,808
‐ [dishes clattering]
‐ PHOEBE: [gasps]
455
00:20:17,908 --> 00:20:19,808
Why are you everywhere?
456
00:20:21,575 --> 00:20:23,342
‐ [Doggin slurping]
457
00:20:23,442 --> 00:20:24,908
‐ My dog!
458
00:20:25,008 --> 00:20:28,475
‐ Where did that
dog come from?
459
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:31,408
Where's Wacky Wendy?
460
00:20:31,508 --> 00:20:32,442
‐ The room's clear, Martin.
461
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:34,942
‐ But there was a woman,
a real woman.
462
00:20:35,042 --> 00:20:37,508
‐ I'm sorry, ma'am,
but we can't arrest dogs.
463
00:20:37,608 --> 00:20:39,575
[baby talk]
No, we can't.
464
00:20:39,675 --> 00:20:41,608
No, we can't.
No, we can't.
465
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,042
‐ Martin, grow up.
466
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:46,042
‐ All right,
come on, Doggin.
467
00:20:46,142 --> 00:20:48,042
Let's leave Mrs. Wong
to her imaginary friends.
468
00:20:48,142 --> 00:20:51,808
‐ Huh! I'm not making her up.
She's real!
469
00:20:51,908 --> 00:20:53,908
My chicken might be made
in a lab in my basement,
470
00:20:54,008 --> 00:20:56,242
but she's real!
471
00:21:00,382 --> 00:21:01,482
‐ [palm slap]
472
00:21:01,582 --> 00:21:04,648
‐ [dishes clattering]
473
00:21:04,748 --> 00:21:08,048
‐ Why are you
even out here?
474
00:21:11,782 --> 00:21:13,748
‐ Hup!
‐ Hup!
475
00:21:13,848 --> 00:21:16,715
‐ Yay. That was amazing.
476
00:21:16,815 --> 00:21:18,082
Can I have my dog now?
477
00:21:18,182 --> 00:21:20,482
‐ Well, the kids probably
took her for a walk.
478
00:21:20,582 --> 00:21:22,115
You know, they weren't
here when we got home.
479
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:24,582
‐ I guess that means you have
some more time to enjoy‐‐
480
00:21:24,682 --> 00:21:26,615
the Tumblemans!
481
00:21:26,715 --> 00:21:27,948
Hup!
482
00:21:28,048 --> 00:21:31,082
‐ BLOBBIN: Oh, thank goodness!
Doggie woggins.
483
00:21:31,182 --> 00:21:32,815
‐ Thanks for letting us play
with her, Cousin Blobbin.
484
00:21:32,915 --> 00:21:34,348
‐ No, thank you.
485
00:21:34,448 --> 00:21:36,515
You can't tell,
but this is her happy face.
486
00:21:36,615 --> 00:21:38,048
[laughing]
487
00:21:38,148 --> 00:21:40,282
Oh, nope,
that's her potty face.
488
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:41,582
Gotta go.
489
00:21:41,682 --> 00:21:43,915
[giggling]
490
00:21:44,015 --> 00:21:47,015
Oh, no, what have
you been eating?
491
00:21:47,115 --> 00:21:48,948
‐ We're actually getting
away with this.
492
00:21:49,048 --> 00:21:51,282
‐ Whose face is that
on our portrait?
493
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‐ Fun Phoebe did it!
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‐ [nervous laugh]
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‐ ♪
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