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‐ Max, we need your help!

‐ We borrowed mom's tablet and brought it to school

without asking and the teacher took it.

‐ Sounds like you'll be in trouble if your mom finds out.

Barb!!

‐ This is serious, Colosso‐‐ we're supposed to take care of

Blobbin's bulldog Doggin tomorrow.

‐ And if mom finds out the school has her tablet,

we'll never get to dog sit.

So, what do we do, Max?

‐ I'm gonna be honest with you guys‐‐

I wasn't listening.

‐ Focus. There's dog time on the line.

‐ All right, but first let me finish my science experiment.

[fake "Australian" accent] We know what the Animalizer

does to humans, but what, pray tell,

does it do to wild animals?

‐ [raccoon chattering]

‐ Okay, yeah! Our problem can wait.

‐ Prepare yourselves as I pick up where Mother Nature left off.

‐ [Animalizer zapping]

‐ Science!

‐ NORA: Whoa! ‐ BILLY: Cool!

‐ NORA: Are we too close? He looks crazy.

‐ Unh, only aggressive around trash.

‐ So, unless you're carrying a big bag of garbage,

you're totally safe.

Uh‐oh!

‐ Gimme that trash!

‐ Rudest garbage man ever.

‐ Change it back, Max.

‐ I will‐‐

after it attacks.

‐ NORA & BILLY: Max!

‐ [Animalizer zapping]

‐ [raccoon chattering]

‐ That was a raccoon?

‐ Nope, that was science!

‐ ♪

♪ What you see ♪

♪ Is not what you get ♪

♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪

♪ We fit right in ♪

♪ Bet you never guessed ♪

♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪

♪ Just like all the rest ♪

♪ A picture perfect family ♪

♪ Is what we try to be ♪

♪ Look closer, you might see ♪

♪ The crazy things we do ♪

♪ This isn't make believe ♪

♪ It's our reality ♪

♪ Just your average family ♪

♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪

♪ Livin' a double life ♪

‐ How did you even get the Animalizer?

I thought dad installed a new security system.

‐ Yeah, the facial recognition isn't very sophisticated.

‐ FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Welcome back, Hank.

Lookin' good!

‐ Max, how are we gonna get mom's tablet back?

‐ Lucky for you two, I have a plan.

‐ Let me guess. Your plan involves stealing?

‐ It does not involve stealing.

It is stealing!

All right, everyone grab a ski mask.

‐ No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

These children are not committing a felony.

Just give your teacher a basket of cookies and apologize.

She'll see how mature you're acting

and give it back to you willingly.

‐ Your plan is boring.

Mine has ski masks!

‐ We're going with Phoebe's plan.

‐ Yeah, you peaked at raccoon, man.

‐ ♪

‐ CHLOE: And I can do this.

‐ HANK: Oh! ‐ BARB: Oh!

Looks like we have a little gymnast on our hands.

‐ Oh, either that or she's doing the pee‐pee dance.

‐ I wanna do gymnastics.

‐ Oh, ho, ho, how can we say no to that face?

Of course, you can do gymnastics.

‐ Yay!

‐ BARB: Oh.

‐ A little gymnastics class, huh?

Are you sure you guys are ready for that?

‐ We'll be fine, Phoebe.

‐ I'm just saying‐‐I remember quite a few Saturdays

that turned into the Hank and Barb Show.

‐ Hank, talk to your daughter.

‐ Don't worry, I will keep an eye on your mom.

‐ And who's gonna keep an eye on you?

‐ [mocking Phoebe] And who's gonna keep an eye on you?

‐ ♪

‐ BLOBBIN: Hi‐ya! Hi‐ya! Hi‐ya! ‐ PHOEBE: [screams]

Oh!

Sorry, Cousin Blobbin.

I thought you were a raccoon man.

‐ I get that a lot.

Oh, Doggin!

‐ Aw, she's so cute.

‐ Just like her daddy.

She's me!

‐ Bark twice if you need help.

‐ Be sure Billy and Nora get these care instructions,

and her favorite doggy treats.

[gasping] I've gotta get back to Blob‐Co.

My scientists are culture perfecting text traveling.

[laughing]

Unfortunately it's still a little ticklish.

[giggling]

[giggles echoing]

‐ NORA & BILLY: Doggin!

‐ NORA: Hi‐ya. You're so cute.

‐ Oh, hey, how'd it go with you guys' teacher?

‐ Awful. Your apology idea totally backfired.

‐ Yeah, the teacher felt the cookies were a bribe.

She's calling mom today.

‐ That's what ya get for taking advice from Mom Jr.

‐ Who's Mom Jr.? [gasping]

Am I Mom Jr.? ‐ Yep.

We usually only call you that when you're not around.

‐ Or when we write it in secret notes.

‐ [laughs] So true.

‐ Hey, kids, we're taking Chloe to gymnastics‐‐

because she wants to go.

‐ Anyone seen my tablet? I can't find it anywhere.

‐ Uh, no. Phoebe? ‐ No. Nora?

‐ Not lately. Billy?

Hasn't seen it either.

‐ I'm sure it'll turn up somewhere.

Have fun with Doggin. See you guys later.

‐ [cell phone ringing] ‐ It's our teacher!

‐ I'll get it. ‐ No, it's for me.

[powers zapping] ‐ [cell phone ringing]

‐ I'm expecting a call about‐‐ ‐ Armpit fungus.

‐ Armpit fungus. ‐ [phone continues ringing]

‐ For Max.

‐ Touché.

‐ [phone continues ringing] ‐ What do we do?

‐ If we don't answer, she'll call mom's cell.

‐ Hello?

Yes, she's home. One moment.

‐ Where are you going with this, Mom Jr.?

‐ Mom Jr. is no more.

From now on there's only Fun Phoebe‐‐

and she says let the fun begin!

‐ [imitating Barb] Hey, there, this is Barb, don't ya know?

‐ Is that supposed to be mom?

‐ Close your eyes. It's like she's here.

‐ Oh, ya don't say.

I sure would like to get my tablet doohickey back, though.

Oh, no, no, no, that's no bother. You don't have to‐‐

Okie‐dokie, see you in a bit.

Great news. Fun Phoebe got your tablet back‐‐

and your teacher's coming over to meet mom.

‐ Did you say our teacher's coming over?

‐ I also said... ♪ I got your tablet back ♪

‐ ♪

‐ Well, we haven't done anything all class.

I mean, maybe we should join in

and make her feel more comfortable.

‐ Yeah. For a minute or two.

For Chloe. ‐ Of course. For Chloe.

‐ Chloe, how come you aren't jumping around

like you do at home?

‐ I don't wanna.

‐ Aw, come on, it'll be fun. Watch.

‐ Hup! ‐ Hup!

‐ Hup! ‐ Hup!

‐ KIDS: Oooohhh... [applauding]

‐ BARB & HANK: Tumblemans!

‐ ADULTS & KIDS: [applauding]

[applause continues]

‐ That was fantastic. ‐ HANK: Oh.

‐ Do you think you could do a little more for everyone

to get the kids into it?

‐ I'm sorry, Coach Gibbons,

but we're not really dressed for that.

‐ [Velcro ripping]

‐ BARB & HANK: Now we are!

‐ [Doggin growling]

‐ How can you even play with Doggin at a time like this?

‐ 'Cause this is the last dog we'll ever see.

By the time we're done being grounded,

cats will have won the war.

‐ Nobody's getting grounded, okay?

We're gonna use the Animalizer on Doggin

and train her to be mom.

‐ I like it. Do we need a dad?

There's a possum in the backyard

sittin' around doin' nothin'.

‐ Max, stop talking crazy.

Now let's turn Doggin into our mom.

There's nothing on the sheet saying we can't.

All right.

‐ [Animalizer zapping]

‐ What? What? What?

How'd I get so tall? How'd I get so tall?

[sniffing] This house smells like baloney?

Is there baloney?

‐ Let's see how well these treats work.

‐ Oh, my treats! My treats! My treats!

‐ Doggin, sit. ‐ Did you say sit?

I love sitting. Look! Look! I'm sitting. I'm sitting.

Yum! That's the stuff. That's the stuff.

‐ Doggin, shake hands. ‐ Hand shake?

I know how to do that.

Wow, fingers are fun.

[panting]

‐ Okay, now say, "My name is Barb

and I want my tablet back, please."

‐ Seriously, Phoebe?

‐ My name is Barb and I want my tablet back, please.

Did I do good? Did I?

Did I? Did I do good? Did I do good?

‐ ♪

‐ Okay, Doggin, remember what I taught you?

‐ Yes, I remember.

I'm your mom and Phoebe is a butt.

‐ MAX: Okay. Good. Good.

‐ [doorbell ringing] ‐ Door! Someone's at the door!

Open the door! Door! Door! Open the door!

Door! Door! Door! Door!

‐ PHOEBE: Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy.

‐ Duh‐duh‐door‐door...

‐ Wait, the face.

‐ Hi, I'm Max, and you have no idea

how excited I am for you to meet my mom.

‐ Oh, thank you.

Mrs. Thunderman, it's nice to finally meet you.

Thank you for having me.

‐ [sniffing] ‐ Oh?

‐ You have a dog, too. [sniffing]

‐ PHOEBE: Mom. Mom.

Mom!

Why don't we all just sit...down.

‐ We love sitting on the ground.

Oh, those wacky Thundermans.

‐ I'm Barb and I want my tablet back.

‐ Honestly, I felt bad taking it.

But Nora and Billy were warned to put it away,

and I really had no choice.

‐ Phoebe is a butt.

‐ Yep, Mom, Phoebe is a butt...

'cause I totally forgot the appetizers.

I'll be right back. ‐ It's okay.

I can't stay long, anyway.

Uh, here is your tablet, Mrs. Thunderman.

‐ Sorry you have to go.

‐ Or stay. Mom's got a lot of tricks.

‐ Bye!

‐ I can't believe Fun Phoebe pulled it off.

‐ FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert!

Incoming transmission from Cousin Blobbin.

‐ Oh, yay, the show isn't over.

‐ Oh, no. Quick, hide Doggin.

‐ Doggin, oh, look, yummy meat! Come on. Come on.

‐ Meat! Meat! I like meat!

‐ Hey, guys, how's my doggie woggins?

‐ She's a real lady.

‐ BLOBBIN: [laughing]

Oh, I see you're having a little snack.

Remember, meat makes Doggin very destructive.

‐ Meat does? Why isn't that on here?

‐ Oh, it is. Turn it over.

You see this chewed up brick?

It's all that's left of Blobbin's Steak & Karaoke Bar.

[laughing]

It's also a reminder‐‐ never ever give her meat.

Anyway, glad things are going well.

Bye!

‐ [growling, gnawing]

‐ Okay, nobody panic.

We just have to get that chicken from her.

Billy, super‐speed over there and grab the chicken.

‐ BILLY: [zooming] ‐ DOGGIN: [gnawing]

‐ [zooming]

Another bad idea, Fun Phoebe.

‐ All done.

Need... more...

mea‐a‐a‐a‐a‐t!!

Mea‐a‐a‐a‐a‐t!!!

‐ Wow, she's fast.

‐ Huh, who's having as much fun as I am?

Raise your hand.

‐ She's not in the neighborhood. We've checked everywhere.

‐ Max, you have to come help us find Doggin

before Blobbin comes back to pick her up.

‐ Why should I? This is all your fault, Funbe.

‐ Uh, or is it the fault of a diabolical genius

seen here disabling dad's security system?

‐ Okay, you got me.

That's a good picture. Can you send it to me?

‐ Max, quit joking around. You're gonna help us.

Doggin's never been a human before.

Who knows what she's up to.

‐ Must... find...

mea‐a‐a‐a‐a‐t!!!

[growling]

‐ I think I found something that might help.

It's a barcode for Doggin's UPS tracker. See?

‐ Hand it over.

I'll use my expert computer skills to find her.

Thunder monitor, find her.

‐ Hopefully, she'll come back.

Unless she finds a place where meat just falls from the sky.

‐ FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Doggin is entering Splatburger.

‐ Splatburger‐‐where meat just falls from the sky.

‐ ALL: [screaming]

‐ HANK: Hup! ‐ BARB: Hup!

‐ ADULTS & KIDS: [cheering, applauding]

‐ BARB: Thank you.

We are "The Tumblemans." ‐ HANK: Hup!

‐ Mommy, Daddy, I'm ready now.

‐ Oh, in a minute, sweetie.

I think the kids want more Tumblemans.

‐ KIDS: Yeah!

‐ Okay. Get off the mat, sweetie.

I think these nice people are trying to take our picture.

‐ HANK: Hup! ‐ BARB: Hup!

‐ Okay. All right, Hank, this is it.

Let's do the Tumblemans' twisty flip 'n throw.

‐ Oh, that trick's too hard.

We've never even gotten it right.

‐ Today is our day.

We both knew this was happening when we squeezed

into these tights and hid 'em under our clothes.

‐ Okay, let's do it!

Hup! ‐ Hup!

‐ Oh, my clavicle! ‐ Oh, my back!

‐ Now can I have a turn?

‐ [gnawing] What is this stuff?

It's delicious!

Oh! Oh! All food should be this!

‐ MRS. WONG: Stop it!

Keep that ruckus down, you lunatic!

‐ Bring me more burgers!!

Burger‐r‐r‐r‐rs!!

‐ Well, this isn't in the commercial.

‐ Hey, do you like bacon burgers?

‐ That's two meats, ha!

Ah! Get! Get! Get! Get!

‐ Oh! [laughing] Not to worry, customers.

She's the cops' problem now.

Please, go back to stuffing your faces.

Hello, police?

‐ Oh, no, Cousin Blobbin's gonna come back and find out

that we got his dog arrested.

‐ Don't worry, Fun Phoebe's got this, don't ya know?

‐ Stop it. We don't need Fun Phoebe right now,

we need Mom Jr.

‐ I thought you guys didn't like Mom Jr.

‐ We never said we didn't like her.

‐ For the record‐‐I did.

‐ But at least Mom Jr. looks out for us.

‐ Aww...

Okay, that settles it.

Mom Jr.'s back and she's got a bonzer of a plan, mate!

I'm done with accents. Come on.

‐ Here's the thing, Chloe.

Years ago, your father and I went undercover

and joined the circus to catch a villain.

‐ But we caught more than a villain on that mission.

We caught "Tumble Fever." ‐ Mm‐hm.

We also caught a real fever.

That's because clowns don't wash their hands.

Since then, having you kids in these classes,

it's our only chance to get our tumble on.

‐ We got carried away and forgot the real reason we came here‐‐

for you. [kisses]

‐ Yeah. We're sorry.

So, what do you say, hm?

Feel like doing some gymnastics?

‐ Can I do it with the Tumblemans?

‐ Oh, sure.

I just wish we had one of those cool costumes for you.

‐ ADULTS & KIDS: [cheering, applauding]

‐ A Tumbleman's always prepared.

You'd have remembered that if you hadn't gotten clown fever.

‐ All right, guys, this is it.

Let's give 'em the Tumblemans' twisty flip 'n throw.

‐ CHLOE & BARB: Yeah!

‐ Hup! Hup!

Hup!

‐ ADULTS & KIDS: [cheering, applauding]

‐ We are the Tumblemans!

‐ ADULTS & KIDS: [cheering]

‐ HANK: [laughing]

‐ ♪

‐ Okay, Mom Jr. is gonna try to keep them busy

as long as she can.

The rest is up to you. ‐ Okay, entering stealth mode.

‐ [dishes clattering]

‐ Starting now.

‐ Finally!

‐ What's the problem, ma'am?

‐ The problem is Loco Lucy.

I have her trapped in my office. Come on.

‐ Uh, Mrs. Wong, I brought you something.

‐ Oh, I love cookies. But why?

I hate you and your family so much.

‐ The truth is I feel bad about

what my dog did to your restaurant.

‐ Your dog?

That's a crazy lady in there.

‐ Uh, no, it's a dog.

[quietly] The crazy lady might be out here.

Anyway, officers, you should throw the book at me.

All the books. Heavy ones first.

‐ We don't actually throw books.

You know that, right?

‐ I keep suggesting it,

but nobody ever takes me seriously.

‐ Are we really doing this now? ‐ Yep.

‐ Looks like we're doing this just in time.

So, uh, what kinda books are you thinking about throwing?

Paperbacks? Hardcover?

Audio books?

‐ [gnawing]

‐ Look at this mess.

‐ It wasn't me.

‐ This is hilarious.

‐ It was me! It was me! I did the entire thing myself!

‐ Good girl.

When we get home, I'm gonna need you to do this to Phoebe's room.

‐ Phoebe's a butt. ‐ Yeah. That's it.

Come on. ‐ Give me a boost, Nora.

‐ You got it. ‐ Let's go.

‐ BILLY: Whoa! [heavy thud]

‐ Come on, get up. We don't have much time.

Give me the Animalizer.

‐ Oh! Oh! My toy! My toy! Chase me!

‐ Get her, Billy!

‐ Chase me! Chase me!

‐ MAX: Whoa! ‐ BILLY: [screaming]

‐ Come and get it!!!

‐ So, Officer Batista, if you don't wanna throw books,

what do you wanna throw?

‐ He likes to throw his attitude around.

‐ Buh! Buh! Buh! Buh!

Officer Batista has the talking spoon.

‐ Excuse me. May I have the talking spoon?

‐ Sure. ‐ Thank you.

What is wrong with you bozos?

Nutball Nancy is tearing my office apart.

If you won't go in there, I will.

‐ [powers zapping] ‐ MRS. WONG: Oh!

What is happening?

Why won't this open?

‐ Huh, the door's locked.

‐ [dishes clattering] ‐ PHOEBE: [gasps]

Why are you everywhere?

‐ [Doggin slurping]

‐ My dog!

‐ Where did that dog come from?

Where's Wacky Wendy?

‐ The room's clear, Martin.

‐ But there was a woman, a real woman.

‐ I'm sorry, ma'am, but we can't arrest dogs.

[baby talk] No, we can't.

No, we can't. No, we can't.

‐ Martin, grow up.

‐ All right, come on, Doggin.

Let's leave Mrs. Wong to her imaginary friends.

‐ Huh! I'm not making her up. She's real!

My chicken might be made in a lab in my basement,

but she's real!

‐ [palm slap]

‐ [dishes clattering]

‐ Why are you even out here?

‐ Hup! ‐ Hup!

‐ Yay. That was amazing.

Can I have my dog now?

‐ Well, the kids probably took her for a walk.

You know, they weren't here when we got home.

‐ I guess that means you have some more time to enjoy‐‐

the Tumblemans!

Hup!

‐ BLOBBIN: Oh, thank goodness! Doggie woggins.

‐ Thanks for letting us play with her, Cousin Blobbin.

‐ No, thank you.

You can't tell, but this is her happy face.

[laughing]

Oh, nope, that's her potty face.

Gotta go.

[giggling]

Oh, no, what have you been eating?

‐ We're actually getting away with this.

‐ Whose face is that on our portrait?

‐ Fun Phoebe did it!

‐ [nervous laugh]

‐ ♪

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