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‐ Hey, bro, I swiped
some lunches
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from the teachers' lounge.
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You want Bradford's bagel bites
or Senor Noodleman's noodles?
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‐ Thanks, buddy,
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but I got a special lunch
planned with Allison.
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I even reserved the
bubblegum‐free bench.
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Hey! Don't you dare
gum that bench.
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‐ [jazz music]
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‐ Hey there, all you
hip cats and dolls,
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it's your favorite
teacher, Mr. Schecter
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bringing you some drama
for yo' mama.
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‐ [jazz music]
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‐ Curtains up, people.
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The drama club is casting
its latest play.
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‐ "A Kiss From My Angel,"
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so if you wanna be a star
auditions are tomorrow.
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‐ Until then... stay jazzy!
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‐ STUDENTS:
[applauding, cheering]
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‐ Hey, I didn't know Allison
was in the drama club.
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‐ Till a minute ago I didn't
know we had a drama club.
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‐ You worried about her getting
the leading role in the play?
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‐ Till a minute ago I didn't
know this school did plays.
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‐ Well, as her boyfriend,
you should be worried.
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It's Nate Lockhart.
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He always get the lead
and the leading ladies.
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They always fall for him even if
they already have a boyfriend.
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‐ Yeah, do not trust him
around your girlfriend.
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That guy's a snake.
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Hey, yo, Nate,
you like noodles?
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What? I don't have
a girlfriend.
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‐ You think I care about some
dude in drama club?
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Allison and I are fine.
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‐ Hasn't she canceled lunch
three times this week?
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‐ Max, I have to cancel
lunch today.
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‐ Four times this week.
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‐ I have to rehearse
for my audition.
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If I'm lucky I'll be
Nate's next leading lady.
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Oh, he is so hot right now.
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‐ Uh, excuse me.
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‐ You know, his public school
drama career is on fire
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and I wanna be close enough
to catch some of that heat!
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[laughing]
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Talk to you later.
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‐ Nate's on fire, but you're
the one who got burned.
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‐ ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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‐ Hey, girls.
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Just, uh...
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Uh, Hattie, have I ever told
you how awesome you are?
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And Roxy, you're amazing.
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‐ Max, why are you lying
to my friends?
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You know what I mean.
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‐ You two should
totally audition
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for the female lead in
the drama club's play.
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‐ I can't audition.
I get stage fright.
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‐ And I get stage rage.
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[growly voice]
Don't ask!
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‐ So, Phoebe, have I ever told
you how amazing you are?
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‐ Ha ha, Max.
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I know you don't want Allison to
get the lead and fall for Nate,
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so if you want me to audition,
you know what you gotta do.
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‐ Ugh, fine.
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Listen up, everyone!
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Phoebe is the best sister,
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and you're all lucky to
have her as a friend.
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#TeamPhoebe.
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‐ Okay, I just wanted
you to say "Please,"
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but that works, too.
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‐ Wow, I didn't think
it'd be that easy.
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What's your angle?
‐ No angle.
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I happen to like
you with Allison.
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I'm actually surprised
it's lasted this long.
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I mean like shocked.
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She's like so nice and pretty
and you're like you.
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‐ Okay, I get it!
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‐ NORA: Here he comes.
Ask him.
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‐ Hey, Dad, do you
go to the bathroom
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standing up or sitting down?
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‐ Neither.
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‐ What he meant was...
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can you build us
a playhouse?
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‐ I'd love to.
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You guys can play in it for
a week and then forget about it,
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a bunch of rats will move in,
I'll have to tear it down.
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Ooh, I'll accidentally
poke myself
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with a rusty nail
and get lockjaw.
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Ha ha ha, I can't wait.
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‐ Sweet! We're getting
a playhouse.
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‐ Your brain's a playhouse.
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‐ CHLOE: [whooshing]
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I'll build it for you.
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‐ Sorry, Chloe, you can't build
a playhouse with cuteness.
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‐ Nora, Dad says you can.
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[whooshing]
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‐ Come on, maybe Mom
will do it,
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but you ask this time.
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‐ Hey, Mom, can you
build us a playhouse?
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‐ Billy!
Don't ask her that.
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‐ But you just said.
‐ [sharp smack]
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‐ You know Dad said Mom wasn't
very good with tools
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so we shouldn't ask her.
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‐ BILLY & BARB: He did?
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‐ But he said not
to say anything.
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Please don't tell him
Billy blew it.
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‐ Of course not.
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So, you kids want
a playhouse, huh?
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‐ I'm not sure what's
going on anymore.
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‐ Well, I would be happy
to build one for you.
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Let me just go find those tools
I'm "not very good with."
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‐ Okay, Max, I'm ready to
practice for my audition.
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‐ Oh, good, I brought
in a celebrated actor
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to help you prepare.
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‐ Please tell me it's
a Hemsworth brother.
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‐ Even furrier.
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‐ Romeo, Romeo, wherefore
art thou, Romeo?
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‐ Oh, maybe Romeo left‐‐
just like I'm about to.
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‐ No, wait.
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Seriously, Colosso's
really good.
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He could help you
get the lead.
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‐ And if you think you can do
better, let's see it.
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‐ Fine.
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[clearing throat]
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[mock British accent]
Romeo! Romeo!
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Wherefore art thou?
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[high‐pitched]
Romeo?
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‐ Oh, no, she's terrible.
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‐ Give her a break.
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No, seriously,
go over there
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and break every
bone in her body.
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‐ Barb, are you building
the kids a playhouse?
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‐ Yeah, despite the rumor,
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it turns out I'm pretty
good with tools.
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‐ Of course you are‐‐
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except I would've used
screws not nails.
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They last longer.
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‐ Not what the directions
say, Hank!
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‐ Well, sometimes you just
gotta follow your instincts.
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‐ [hammering]
Sorry, can't hear you!
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I'm too busy using
this hammer properly.
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‐ Just trying to help.
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‐ I think we might be able to
get two playhouses out of this.
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Follow my lead.
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‐ This isn't what
you meant. Got it.
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‐ I wish there was
a way to know
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who could build
a better playhouse‐‐
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By the Book Barb
or Freestylin' Hank.
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‐ I don't know. Mom's already
got a head start.
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There's no way Dad
could catch up.
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‐ Yeah, it's not like
he could fly away
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and be back with an armful
of lumber in 30 seconds.
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‐ Fifteen!
Freestylin' Hank, away!
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‐ [hammering faster]
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‐ Hi, I'm Allison and I'll
be doing a monologue
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from the hit teen military
comedy "Sergeant Selfie."
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OMG! Today was my first day
at boot camp and guess what?
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These are the worst boots ever!
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‐ Gouda, Gouda, Gouda!
Buddha, Buddha, Buddha!
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Blah, blah, blah!
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‐ Allison's out
there nailing it
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and you're back here
practicing barfs?
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‐ I'm not barfing.
This is a training exercise.
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‐ But you have to do great,
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if you wanna beat
Allison for the lead.
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So remember, everything
you did in my lair,
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don't do that.
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‐ Just leave me alone.
I got this.
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‐ AUDIENCE:
[light applause]
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‐ Hi, I'm Phoebe Thunderman and
I'll be performing a monologue‐‐
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‐ Hold!
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You call those angel wings?
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I've seen prettier feathers
on truck stop pigeons.
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Pencil!
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‐ Stand up straight.
You're slouching.
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‐ What are you doing?
‐ Helping you.
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Now move into the light.
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Ugh, gross, your elbows
look way bigger now.
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‐ Stop it!
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I can do this without you.
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For once in your life
just trust me.
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I know it's hard for you,
but you have no choice,
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'cause I'm the one up here,
I'm the one doing the work.
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I'm the one who's gonna
crush it, all for you,
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so just go back in
the hole you crawled out of
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and leave me alone.
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‐ I've seen enough!
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‐ What?
Ha, no, that wasn't‐‐
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‐ Next!
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‐ Oh, I'm too nervous.
I can't do it. You look.
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‐ Yes!
‐ I got the lead?
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‐ No‐o‐o.
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‐ Well, then who did?
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‐ I got the lead?
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‐ Oh, oh, oh,
of course you did.
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Your monologue was amazing.
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It was like you were
talking directly to
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the person you hate the most.
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A star is born and her name
is Poobie Tinderman!
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‐ It's, uh,
Phoebe Thunderman.
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‐ Change it!
[snapping fingers]
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‐ I'm looking forward to
working with you, Phoebe.
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‐ [spritzing mouthwash]
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I'll see you at rehearsals.
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‐ So, you get to be angel
number three, huh?
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Well, that'll be cool.
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You get to wear a halo,
some wings, do angel stuff.
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Yeah, I read the play.
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‐ Well, thanks for being so
mature about this, Max.
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It makes me realize
I'm with the right guy.
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‐ Hey, I'd support you
no matter how small
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and meaningless your part is.
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‐ I'm talking about
you being so cool
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with me having a big
kissing scene with Nate.
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I'm catching that heat!
[laughing]
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‐ I should've read the play.
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‐ I should've read the play.
I should've read the play.
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‐ Dude, congrats. I heard Phoebe
got the lead in the play.
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You got what you wanted.
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‐ Yeah, but Allison
got angel number three
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and has to kiss Nate.
‐ What?
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That's not what you wanted.
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‐ We both know what will
happen if she kisses him.
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‐ [wedding music]
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‐ You may now
kiss the bride.
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‐ Ha! Been there, done that.
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‐ [palm slap]
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‐ [wedding bells chiming]
‐ [pounding on glass]
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[muffled screaming]
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‐ [wedding bells echoing]
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‐ This is a nightmare.
‐ I know.
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I can't believe they're
gonna ride off together
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on a talking dragon.
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‐ Phoebe!
248
00:11:49,505 --> 00:11:52,672
Why didn't you tell me angel
number three kisses Nate?
249
00:11:52,772 --> 00:11:53,905
‐ You should've read the play.
250
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,038
‐ I know I should've
read the play!
251
00:11:56,138 --> 00:11:57,678
How are we gonna fix this?
252
00:11:57,778 --> 00:11:59,512
‐ It's just a stupid kiss.
253
00:11:59,612 --> 00:12:01,312
It's not like Nate and Allison
are gonna fall for each other
254
00:12:01,412 --> 00:12:03,478
and get married in
a high school hallway.
255
00:12:03,578 --> 00:12:05,345
‐ It could happen!
256
00:12:05,445 --> 00:12:07,512
‐ Relax, Max. This is
all in your head.
257
00:12:07,612 --> 00:12:09,845
Nate's only interested
in leading ladies,
258
00:12:09,945 --> 00:12:13,045
and hello, leading lady.
259
00:12:13,145 --> 00:12:14,945
‐ Phoebe, Phoebe!
‐ Roxy!
260
00:12:15,045 --> 00:12:16,512
‐ We're here entourage now.
261
00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,412
We do not call her
by her first name.
262
00:12:18,512 --> 00:12:22,245
‐ Guys, I know having an
entourage is one of my perks,
263
00:12:22,345 --> 00:12:24,445
being the star and all,
264
00:12:24,545 --> 00:12:26,645
but I'm still
the same old Phoebe‐‐
265
00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:31,145
just without a chai latte
in my hand, thank you.
266
00:12:31,245 --> 00:12:34,112
‐ Nate, wants to run lines
with you over lunch.
267
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:37,712
He even reserved the
bubblegum‐free bench.
268
00:12:37,812 --> 00:12:39,145
‐ PHOEBE: [giggling]
269
00:12:39,245 --> 00:12:42,212
See, Max? That silly
kiss won't even matter.
270
00:12:42,312 --> 00:12:46,345
The big stars always wanna
be with other big stars.
271
00:12:46,445 --> 00:12:48,278
It's just the natural
order of things.
272
00:12:48,378 --> 00:12:51,245
Just like how wherever I go,
my entourage follows.
273
00:12:54,045 --> 00:12:55,978
Guys!
274
00:12:56,078 --> 00:12:58,818
‐ Oh, right, sorry!
275
00:12:58,918 --> 00:13:00,785
‐ [sighing]
Phoebe's wrong.
276
00:13:00,885 --> 00:13:03,118
This is not all in my head.
277
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:09,252
‐ Who's got two lips and is
about to kiss your girlfriend?
278
00:13:09,352 --> 00:13:12,085
[exaggerated kissing]
‐ [locker door slams]
279
00:13:17,652 --> 00:13:21,618
‐ You figure it out yet?
[exaggerated kissing]
280
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,418
‐ [locker door slams]
281
00:13:26,618 --> 00:13:29,185
‐ It doesn't matter
how I got here.
282
00:13:29,285 --> 00:13:32,085
What matters is that
I'm with you now.
283
00:13:32,185 --> 00:13:33,985
‐ You must hide.
284
00:13:34,085 --> 00:13:39,985
No one at Angel Prom can
know you are not an angel.
285
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:42,118
‐ Silence!
286
00:13:42,218 --> 00:13:44,518
I mean, take five.
287
00:13:44,618 --> 00:13:46,652
‐ Why do we always take
fives during my scenes?
288
00:13:46,752 --> 00:13:49,318
‐ Because I can hear you
through the ear plugs.
289
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:54,652
‐ Ignore Schecter.
I dig your method.
290
00:13:54,752 --> 00:13:58,492
It's so real.
You're my perfect leading lady.
291
00:13:58,592 --> 00:14:01,125
‐ [laughing]
292
00:14:01,225 --> 00:14:05,092
‐ Great job, Phoebe.
‐ Cool death scene.
293
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,858
‐ Wait, that wasn't
a death scene.
294
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,925
‐ Told you.
295
00:14:11,025 --> 00:14:12,692
‐ Let's do the final scene.
296
00:14:12,792 --> 00:14:17,158
Nate, this is when you
find love and kiss Allison.
297
00:14:17,258 --> 00:14:19,358
Angel number three,
pucker up.
298
00:14:22,592 --> 00:14:27,158
‐ Will you make me the happiest
non‐angel and kiss me?
299
00:14:27,258 --> 00:14:31,192
‐ Yes, Seth from
Kentucky, yes!
300
00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:34,158
‐ Not on my watch.
‐ [powers zapping]
301
00:14:34,258 --> 00:14:36,925
‐ [column thuds,
sphere rolls]
302
00:14:37,025 --> 00:14:38,758
‐ Whoa, that was weird.
303
00:14:38,858 --> 00:14:40,725
Allison, are you okay?
304
00:14:40,825 --> 00:14:42,225
‐ Max, what are
you doing here?
305
00:14:42,325 --> 00:14:43,992
‐ Well, I signed up
to be a stagehand
306
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:47,692
to support my girlfriend
and all her acting buddies.
307
00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:50,325
Hey, Nate!
308
00:14:50,425 --> 00:14:51,825
‐ Excuse you.
309
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,625
We're trying to rehearse
the big kiss.
310
00:14:53,725 --> 00:14:57,232
Step aside, stagehand.
311
00:14:57,332 --> 00:15:00,032
Let's try that
big kiss again.
312
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:02,198
And action!
313
00:15:02,298 --> 00:15:05,965
‐ Yes, Seth from
Kentucky, yes!
314
00:15:06,065 --> 00:15:09,265
‐ [powers zapping]
‐ [pail clatters]
315
00:15:09,365 --> 00:15:11,865
‐ What the heck is going on?
316
00:15:11,965 --> 00:15:15,198
‐ Amateurs.
Am I right, Mr. Schecter?
317
00:15:15,298 --> 00:15:17,232
‐ What are you
talking about?
318
00:15:17,332 --> 00:15:19,232
‐ Well, I don't need to
tell an experienced
319
00:15:19,332 --> 00:15:22,265
theater person like you‐‐
it's obviously bad luck
320
00:15:22,365 --> 00:15:24,198
to rehearse a kiss
before opening night.
321
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,965
You know, the kiss curse.
322
00:15:26,065 --> 00:15:27,932
I mean, look what
just happened.
323
00:15:28,032 --> 00:15:30,165
‐ Of course, the kiss curse.
324
00:15:30,265 --> 00:15:33,565
Yes, one of the biggies
and I know all about it
325
00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:35,365
because I didn't lie about
326
00:15:35,465 --> 00:15:38,998
my theater experience
to get this job.
327
00:15:39,098 --> 00:15:41,498
‐ Okay, so we're not
rehearsing the kiss?
328
00:15:41,598 --> 00:15:43,832
‐ Keep up, amateur.
329
00:15:43,932 --> 00:15:46,098
No kiss until opening night!
330
00:15:46,198 --> 00:15:48,332
‐ The director has spoken!
331
00:15:51,232 --> 00:15:53,698
‐ BARB: [hammering]
332
00:15:55,365 --> 00:15:57,972
‐ Fooling Mom and Dad
was easier than I thought.
333
00:15:58,072 --> 00:16:00,338
‐ I know, we got
two playhouses.
334
00:16:00,438 --> 00:16:02,638
Someone should put our pictures
up in the Kids Hall of Fame.
335
00:16:02,738 --> 00:16:04,905
‐ Yeah, after we get
Mom and Dad to build it.
336
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,672
‐ NORA: [laughing]
337
00:16:09,305 --> 00:16:18,538
‐ ♪
338
00:16:18,638 --> 00:16:21,838
‐ So, here we are, Nate,
opening night.
339
00:16:21,938 --> 00:16:24,372
‐ [sandbag thuds]
‐ NATE: [screams]
340
00:16:24,472 --> 00:16:27,038
Why does that
keep happening?
341
00:16:27,138 --> 00:16:29,205
‐ I have a few ideas.
342
00:16:33,405 --> 00:16:37,205
‐ Listen, there's something
I've been meaning to ask you.
343
00:16:37,305 --> 00:16:38,505
‐ Oh, Nate, I'm flattered,
344
00:16:38,605 --> 00:16:41,272
but, uh, I can't string
you along anymore.
345
00:16:41,372 --> 00:16:43,605
There's never gonna
be an "us."
346
00:16:43,705 --> 00:16:45,505
‐ Yeah, duh!
347
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,305
‐ I'm glad you understa‐‐
Wait, what?
348
00:16:48,405 --> 00:16:51,505
‐ Phoebe, you're cute and all,
but you're just not my type.
349
00:16:51,605 --> 00:16:54,338
I like girls who are
into theater.
350
00:16:54,438 --> 00:16:57,378
‐ I'm literally in the play.
351
00:16:57,478 --> 00:16:59,012
‐ Oh, sorry, I didn't finish.
352
00:16:59,112 --> 00:17:03,145
I like girls who are into
theater and can act.
353
00:17:03,245 --> 00:17:07,578
‐ Wow, I thought you said I was
the perfect leading lady.
354
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,078
‐ I did.
355
00:17:09,178 --> 00:17:10,745
I couldn't have you quit
and jeopardize the play.
356
00:17:10,845 --> 00:17:14,212
Then I wouldn't get to kiss
Allison and steal her from Max.
357
00:17:14,312 --> 00:17:16,512
I just wanted to ask which
breath spray I should use‐‐
358
00:17:16,612 --> 00:17:18,645
lime or mint?
359
00:17:18,745 --> 00:17:20,445
I'll use both.
360
00:17:20,545 --> 00:17:23,612
It's gonna be
a lo‐o‐o‐ong kiss.
361
00:17:29,245 --> 00:17:31,945
‐ Hey, what happened?
362
00:17:32,045 --> 00:17:33,578
‐ Oh, no, Mom and Dad
are so old
363
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:37,345
they forgot they were supposed
to build two playhouses.
364
00:17:37,445 --> 00:17:38,878
‐ Actually,
your father and I
365
00:17:38,978 --> 00:17:41,178
put aside our creative
differences...
366
00:17:41,278 --> 00:17:44,845
‐ ... and decided to make one,
big beautiful house.
367
00:17:44,945 --> 00:17:46,978
‐ Call before you come visit.
368
00:17:47,078 --> 00:17:49,745
‐ For Chloe.
‐ BOTH: Chloe?
369
00:17:49,845 --> 00:17:51,678
‐ You blew it, baby!
370
00:17:55,312 --> 00:17:56,518
‐ That'll teach
you not to play
371
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,852
your mother and me
against each other.
372
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:01,552
‐ That's right.
We heard everything.
373
00:18:01,652 --> 00:18:03,018
‐ But what about us?
374
00:18:03,118 --> 00:18:04,952
‐ You two go get ready
for Phoebe's play.
375
00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:06,785
‐ We have to go to
Phoebe's play?
376
00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:09,452
Haven't we been
punished enough?
377
00:18:11,585 --> 00:18:12,985
‐ Max.
378
00:18:13,085 --> 00:18:14,918
‐ I wasn't gonna drop
a ladder on Nate.
379
00:18:15,018 --> 00:18:16,452
Oh, it's you.
380
00:18:16,552 --> 00:18:18,385
‐ Max, you were right.
Nate really is after Allison.
381
00:18:18,485 --> 00:18:20,685
‐ That's what I've
been telling you.
382
00:18:20,785 --> 00:18:23,552
Now, use those pointy elbows to
help me cut some of these ropes.
383
00:18:23,652 --> 00:18:26,418
‐ No, I have another way
to shut down the play.
384
00:18:26,518 --> 00:18:30,852
They can't go on with the show
without their... leading lady!
385
00:18:30,952 --> 00:18:34,385
‐ Great idea.
386
00:18:34,485 --> 00:18:37,318
This is gonna hurt.
‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa!
387
00:18:37,418 --> 00:18:41,618
No, I'm gonna fix
this with acting.
388
00:18:41,718 --> 00:18:44,818
‐ Ugh.
389
00:18:44,918 --> 00:18:48,218
‐ Just go tell Allison I'm sick
and the play is canceled.
390
00:18:48,318 --> 00:18:49,952
‐ What about your entourage?
391
00:18:50,052 --> 00:18:51,652
‐ I already cut them loose.
392
00:18:51,752 --> 00:18:54,218
It's worth it if it means
you get to keep Allison.
393
00:18:54,318 --> 00:18:58,958
I miss them, but to be honest
their chai lattes were all foam.
394
00:18:59,058 --> 00:19:02,158
‐ Thanks.
395
00:19:02,258 --> 00:19:03,925
Allison, there you are.
396
00:19:04,025 --> 00:19:05,592
Bad news.
The play's canceled.
397
00:19:05,692 --> 00:19:10,225
Phoebe's sick and I'm just
so worried about her.
398
00:19:10,325 --> 00:19:12,625
‐ Yeah, right, stagehand.
399
00:19:12,725 --> 00:19:13,992
I know what's going on.
400
00:19:14,092 --> 00:19:16,325
You've been trying all week to
stop me from kissing Nate.
401
00:19:16,425 --> 00:19:18,058
‐ What?
402
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,625
Is that this play?
403
00:19:20,725 --> 00:19:24,758
‐ Yes, it's this play.
404
00:19:24,858 --> 00:19:26,392
‐ [sighing]
405
00:19:26,492 --> 00:19:28,792
Fine, I don't want
you to kiss Nate
406
00:19:28,892 --> 00:19:30,392
and marry him in
the school hallway.
407
00:19:30,492 --> 00:19:31,725
There I said it.
408
00:19:31,825 --> 00:19:33,258
‐ What?
409
00:19:33,358 --> 00:19:36,958
For someone so cute, you sure
sound like a dummy.
410
00:19:37,058 --> 00:19:39,425
I really like you
and no stupid kiss
411
00:19:39,525 --> 00:19:42,392
in a high school play
is gonna change that.
412
00:19:42,492 --> 00:19:46,392
‐ Well, I guess I have
been kind of a...
413
00:19:46,492 --> 00:19:49,892
‐ The word is "dummy."
‐ Yeah, that.
414
00:19:49,992 --> 00:19:53,092
But in my defense, I've never
been in a relationship before.
415
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,958
This is all new
territory for me.
416
00:19:55,058 --> 00:19:56,898
‐ Well, get over it!
417
00:19:56,998 --> 00:19:59,965
We're stuck with each other.
[kisses]
418
00:20:05,298 --> 00:20:08,265
‐ Mr. Schecter,
I'm not feeling well.
419
00:20:08,365 --> 00:20:13,565
I know the show must go on,
but the fever, oh, the fever.
420
00:20:13,665 --> 00:20:16,332
‐ That's okay, we'll cancel.
421
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,432
Strike the set!
422
00:20:18,532 --> 00:20:19,932
‐ Nope, she's fine!
423
00:20:20,032 --> 00:20:21,998
Trust me,
just pre‐show jitters.
424
00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:24,698
‐ Ugh! Places, everyone!
425
00:20:24,798 --> 00:20:26,432
Ear plugs.
426
00:20:30,598 --> 00:20:31,965
‐ Max, why'd you do that?
427
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,765
I just gave the performance
of a lifetime.
428
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:36,165
‐ It's okay, I'm good.
Seriously.
429
00:20:36,265 --> 00:20:38,332
You tried helping me,
so I'm helping you
430
00:20:38,432 --> 00:20:40,698
keep something
important to you.
431
00:20:40,798 --> 00:20:42,665
Entourage!
432
00:20:42,765 --> 00:20:43,932
‐ You're going to
steal the show!
433
00:20:44,032 --> 00:20:46,498
‐ Chai latte?
It's extra foamy.
434
00:20:46,598 --> 00:20:48,932
‐ I know.
435
00:20:49,032 --> 00:20:51,598
‐ AUDIENCE: [applauding]
‐ It's show time.
436
00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:56,572
‐ [harp music]
437
00:20:56,672 --> 00:21:00,072
‐ So this is Kentucky!
438
00:21:05,405 --> 00:21:09,005
‐ ♪
439
00:21:09,105 --> 00:21:13,905
‐ Farewell Kentucky!
You'll always be in my dreams.
440
00:21:14,005 --> 00:21:16,338
The light dims. She exits.
441
00:21:25,338 --> 00:21:27,672
‐ I like it when they
explain what's happening.
442
00:21:34,172 --> 00:21:36,238
‐ The kiss is next.
Are you okay?
443
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:39,138
‐ I'm Max Thunderman.
I can handle this.
444
00:21:39,238 --> 00:21:42,938
‐ Will you make me the happiest
non‐angel and kiss me?
445
00:21:43,038 --> 00:21:45,472
‐ Yes, Seth from
Kentucky, yes!
446
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:49,505
‐ I lied, I can't watch.
‐ Don't worry, I got you.
447
00:21:49,605 --> 00:21:51,872
‐ Thanks.
448
00:21:51,972 --> 00:21:54,805
‐ Wow, it really
is a long kiss.
449
00:21:54,905 --> 00:21:56,978
‐ Ohhh...
450
00:22:01,678 --> 00:22:17,112
‐ ♪
451
00:22:17,162 --> 00:22:21,712
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