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‐ All done.
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‐ Oh, I love it.
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‐ Looking good, baby!
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‐ Aw, just the girls
hangin' out?
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‐ Not exactly.
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‐ All right,
I'm ready to pedi.
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‐ Oh, Link's back.
‐ He never left.
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‐ Well, ever since
I quit Splatburger,
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I have all this extra
time for my other job‐‐
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being Phoebe's boyfriend.
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How am I doin', boss?
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‐ Employee of the Month!
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‐ Oh, but it is late.
I should get going.
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You can paint my nails
next time, Chloe.
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‐ Okay. Dr. Bunny,
your turn!
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[whooshing]
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‐ I'll call you
from the car.
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‐ Uh, it's probably not safe to
call me while you're driving.
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‐ You're right.
Maybe I should stay.
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‐ No, no, no.
Call me from the car.
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‐ Okay.
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‐ [locks door latch]
[blowing frosty air]
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‐ Okay, is there a reason
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you're turning our house
into an igloo?
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‐ [sighing]
It's Link.
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I love spending time with him‐‐
just not all my time.
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Since we're always together,
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I never get
a chance to miss him.
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‐ Link finally left, huh?
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Looks like you got yourself
quite the clinger.
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Trust me.
I know all about that.
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‐ COLOSSO:
Max, is that you?
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Are you comin' down?
Should I come up?
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Max? Max?
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‐ Well, at least I get to
keep my clinger in a cage.
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‐ You know, Phoebe,
when your father first retired,
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he was a little clingy, too.
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Guess what I did?
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‐ Barb, thanks again
for this 3D puzzle.
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Just when I'm looking for
something to do,
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another one shows up!
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‐ You got him a hobby.
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‐ No, I got him a home gym,
but that didn't work.
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‐ [cell phone ringing]
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‐ Oh, I think Link wants
me to answer my phone.
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‐ How do you know?
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‐ I forgot to freeze
the back door.
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‐ [cell phone ringing]
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‐ Hey, Link.
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Yeah, I miss you, too.
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[whispering]
This may be awhile.
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‐ ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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‐ I'm so excited to go to
the movies tomorrow night.
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‐ Me, too.
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Any chance that this is going to
be a girls' night girls' night,
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or is it gonna be a girls' night
plus Link girls' night,
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like it's been the past
three girls' nights?
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‐ Yeah, if you're asking
if Link is coming‐‐no.
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Oh, come on, that's actually
what I wanted to show you.
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‐ A garage sale?
Of course.
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You're gonna clean
out your garage
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so you have a place
to hide from Link.
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‐ No, it's National
Hobby Month.
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I'm gonna have Link
pick a hobby
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and then he'll give
me a little space‐‐
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which is exactly what
our relationship needs.
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‐ Hey, Phoebe.
Hey, Cherry.
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Garage sale. Awesome.
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‐ No, Link, it's National
Hobby Month.
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Duh!
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Oh, I call dibs
on knitting.
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‐ National Hobby Month?
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‐ Oh, yeah‐‐did you know
that up to 500 hobbies
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go unhobbed each month?
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‐ I don't think
anyone knows that.
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‐ Well, now that you do,
let's get you a hobby.
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We have, uh,
soda brewing, ping pong,
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ooh, croquet.
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‐ Is spending time with you
somewhere around here‐‐
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'cause that's a hobby
I could "get down" with.
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[clicking tongue]
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I can't take that
back, can I?
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‐ Hey, Phoebe, I think
your boomerang's broken.
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I threw it
and it's not coming back.
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‐ [boomerang whooshing]
‐ CHERRY: Now it is!
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‐ [powers zapping]
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‐ Oh, I am just going to
take my knitting and go.
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No way I can hurt
myself with these things.
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‐ Wow, you saved
Cherry's life.
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I wish I had skills like that.
‐ You do.
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Wait. That could be your
hobby‐‐saving people.
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‐ You know, to be honest,
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it's something that
I've always wanted to do.
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But growing up the son
of Evil Man,
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I just never thought
it was possible.
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‐ Well, hey, you won't
know until you try.
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I can even go on
your first save with you.
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Make sure it's something
you can "get down" with.
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[clicking tongue]
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Yeah, there really
is no way to make that cool.
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‐ Yeah. No.
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‐ Thanks for inviting us to
hang out at Splatburger, Max.
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‐ Ah, I didn't invite
you to hang out,
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I invited you to pay.
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‐ Hello, Thunder brats.
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‐ Mrs. Wong, what are
you doing here?
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‐ I'm passing out
samples of my chili.
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The "Chili Wars" cooking show
is coming to Hiddenville
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and I'm in it to win it!
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‐ So, why are you
here at Splatburger?
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This isn't your restaurant.
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‐ It is now.
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Soon I will own every
restaurant in Hiddenville
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and you won't be able to escape
the long arm of Wong!
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[cackling]
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Anyway, enjoy the chili.
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‐ Well, everything tastes
better when it's free.
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Except this!
‐ BILLY: It's gross!
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‐ I've made better
chili than this‐‐
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right here at this table.
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Watch‐‐uh, burrito,
fried peppers,
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hamburger and my secret
ingredient.
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‐ Love?
‐ Grow up, Billy.
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‐ [presses menu button]
‐ Sweet potato fries.
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[blowing hot air]
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Dig in.
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‐ Yum!
‐ That's awesome!
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How'd you learn
to cook like that?
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‐ I was in my lair trying
to make a cherry bomb.
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Next thing I know,
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I made a cherry pie
that was the bomb.
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‐ So, everybody
enjoying my chili?
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‐ No, we're enjoying
this chili.
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We spit yours out.
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‐ What? Let me try.
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Hm, not bad.
What's in it?
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‐ It's a family secret.
Sorry, Wong.
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‐ No hard feelings.
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‐ Yeah, I think we're done.
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‐ All right, chili,
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surrender your mysteries
to the long arm of Wong.
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‐ Okay, Link,
this is perfect.
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Six civilians trapped
in an elevator.
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Now, remember, the number
one superhero rule‐‐
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saving lives comes
before family and friends.
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‐ What about girlfriends?
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‐ Those six people in there
are your girlfriends now.
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No, don't worry.
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This is a nice beginner‐
level save, okay?
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‐ Beginner level?
There are six lives at stake.
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Those cables could snap.
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‐ Link, this isn't a cartoon.
Cables don't just snap.
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‐ [cables snapping]
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‐ Oh, no, the cables
are snapping!
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They're gonna fall!
‐ My girlfriends!
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‐ [elevator thuds]
‐ You caught them.
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That was incredible.
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‐ There, I pulled them
to the next floor.
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Let's get them out.
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‐ [rubber arm squeaking]
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‐ [alarm ringing]
‐ I can't believe this.
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‐ Thank you so much.
How did you‐‐
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‐ Oh, we didn't do anything.
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Just, uh, two kids hangin'
out at an office building.
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Okay, thanks, bye.
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‐ Saving people
feels amazing!
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I think I'm hooked.
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It's all because of you.
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Thank you.
‐ Oh...
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Wait a minute.
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If you're hugging me,
who's holding the elevator?
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‐ [thunderous crash]
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‐ Guess we're taking
the stairs.
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‐ ♪
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‐ Max, you've gotta
see this.
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‐ Hey, hey, hey,
Chili D. Williams
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here with a preview
of this week's "Chili Wars."
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We're in Hiddenville with
contestant Mrs. Wong.
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Mmmmm, smells like you've
got a pretty good chance
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of winning this week's
big cash prize.
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Do I detect a little, uh...
[sniffing]
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... sweet potato
fries in there?
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‐ Uh‐uh‐uh, it's a secret
family recipe.
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And if anybody
says I stole it,
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he's a liar!
‐ Oh, wow.
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‐ I can't believe
Wong stole my recipe.
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I mean, I can.
But I can't!
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‐ We can't let her win that
money with your chili.
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‐ Yeah, you've gotta
enter that cooking contest.
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‐ Whoa! Villains
don't cook on TV!
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You'll ruin
your evil reputation.
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By the way, I booked you
a pedicure with Chloe at 2:00.
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‐ Thank you.
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And you're right‐‐I can't
be seen cooking in public.
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But someone else can.
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‐ Let's get cookin'!
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‐ Uh, I meant
Billy and Nora.
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Sorry, pal.
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‐ Link's been so busy
saving people all week,
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I'm actually starting
to miss him.
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And that's how you make
a relationship work.
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‐ FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!
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Link Evilman approaching.
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‐ Oh, yay, Link's here.
I'm so excited.
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I actually mean it.
‐ I'm so happy for you.
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‐ Uh, is that why your
butt's lighting up?
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‐ Oh, yeah, I knitted
my phone into my pants.
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Sorry, Mom, I must've
butt‐dialed you.
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‐ Hey, stranger.
‐ Hey, Phoebe.
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Sorry I've been so caught
up with my new hobby.
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I just didn't think
I'd be so good at it.
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‐ Hey, you're on your way
to being a great boyfriend.
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I mean, hero, a great hero.
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‐ FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!
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Incoming transmission from
Super President Kickbutt.
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‐ Hi, Super President Kickbutt.
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I suppose you're
checking in on me?
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‐ No, I'm calling for Link.
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‐ Oh, uh, how'd you
know he was here?
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‐ The same way I know
your baby sister
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is running an unlicensed
nail salon.
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‐ Adios!
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‐ Link, you've really been
stepping up your game.
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You're on your way to
becoming a great hero.
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‐ That's exactly what I said.
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You know, I think he's
making great strides‐‐
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‐ Pipe down, Phoebe.
‐ Okay.
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‐ This is official business.
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Link, the Hero League
has decided
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to give you your own
city to protect.
247
00:10:29,248 --> 00:10:30,683
‐ Wow! Thank you!
248
00:10:30,783 --> 00:10:32,317
‐ This is so exciting.
249
00:10:32,418 --> 00:10:34,587
You're gonna get to protect
your hometown just like me.
250
00:10:34,687 --> 00:10:37,022
‐ No, we're sending
Link to Hong Kong.
251
00:10:37,122 --> 00:10:39,692
‐ BOTH: What?
252
00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:41,260
‐ Wow, that's, uh,
253
00:10:41,361 --> 00:10:43,363
all the way on the other
side of the world.
254
00:10:43,463 --> 00:10:45,965
And not at all
what I'd planned.
255
00:10:46,065 --> 00:10:47,967
‐ Phoebe, he may
need your help.
256
00:10:48,067 --> 00:10:50,570
‐ In Hong Kong?
‐ No, right now.
257
00:10:50,670 --> 00:10:52,405
He's fainting.
‐ LINK: [groaning]
258
00:10:52,505 --> 00:10:54,374
‐ [heavy thud]
259
00:10:56,244 --> 00:10:58,486
‐ I can't believe you're
sending Link to Hong Kong.
260
00:10:58,586 --> 00:11:00,321
Don't you have anything
closer‐‐like,
261
00:11:00,421 --> 00:11:02,891
I don't know,
Nearby Falls?
262
00:11:02,991 --> 00:11:04,558
‐ I know Hong Kong is far.
263
00:11:04,658 --> 00:11:06,928
But there's no one
to protect their elevators‐‐
264
00:11:07,028 --> 00:11:09,097
now that their
stretchy superhero,
265
00:11:09,197 --> 00:11:11,632
Bungee Boy, is gone.
‐ Gone?
266
00:11:11,732 --> 00:11:14,068
‐ Let's just say there
was too much "boy"
267
00:11:14,168 --> 00:11:17,171
and not enough "bungee."
268
00:11:17,271 --> 00:11:18,739
You leave in two days.
269
00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,609
Super President Kickbutt out!
‐ But President‐‐
270
00:11:21,709 --> 00:11:24,445
‐ I said out!
271
00:11:26,147 --> 00:11:29,050
‐ I can't believe this.
‐ I know.
272
00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:31,853
‐ I'm gonna be a superhero!
273
00:11:31,953 --> 00:11:35,356
‐ Oh, we're going with that.
Okay, yay!
274
00:11:35,456 --> 00:11:37,926
‐ This is a dream come true.
I can't wait to tell my parents.
275
00:11:38,026 --> 00:11:40,761
They're gonna be so mad.
[laughing]
276
00:11:43,331 --> 00:11:45,934
‐ Link is gonna be
a superhero in Hong Kong?
277
00:11:46,034 --> 00:11:47,268
That's so exciting.
278
00:11:47,368 --> 00:11:50,104
‐ No, Cherry, it means
we can't be together.
279
00:11:50,204 --> 00:11:51,739
Look, if Link is a superhero,
280
00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,442
he's gonna be way too busy
and way too far away.
281
00:11:54,542 --> 00:11:58,619
If it's 8:00 a. m. here,
over there it's next Tuesday.
282
00:11:58,719 --> 00:11:59,687
‐ Oh.
283
00:11:59,788 --> 00:12:02,390
Well, can't you just
ask him not to go?
284
00:12:02,490 --> 00:12:04,558
‐ Did you see how
excited he was?
285
00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:07,428
It'd be selfish of
me to ask him to stay.
286
00:12:07,528 --> 00:12:09,597
You know what wouldn't
be selfish‐‐
287
00:12:09,697 --> 00:12:13,534
making him realize
he wants to stay.
288
00:12:16,871 --> 00:12:18,772
‐ Ooh, toys. Can I play?
289
00:12:18,873 --> 00:12:20,975
‐ Oh, sweetie,
this isn't a toy.
290
00:12:21,075 --> 00:12:22,710
It's a highly‐
sophisticated puzzle.
291
00:12:22,811 --> 00:12:24,913
It takes a lot of patience
and a keen eye
292
00:12:25,013 --> 00:12:29,183
to know where
each piece goes.
293
00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:33,521
‐ This piece goes here.
294
00:12:33,621 --> 00:12:36,757
‐ Barb, Chloe's messin'
with my stuff!
295
00:12:36,858 --> 00:12:38,827
‐ Learn to share, Hank.
296
00:12:38,927 --> 00:12:41,195
Now it's just
us for dinner.
297
00:12:41,295 --> 00:12:42,897
What should we have?
298
00:12:42,997 --> 00:12:45,633
Wait. Where are
all my pots?
299
00:12:45,733 --> 00:12:49,037
‐ [pots clattering]
300
00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:51,840
‐ Let the "Chili Wars" begin!
301
00:12:55,476 --> 00:12:57,245
Listen, Wong, there's
no way you're winning
302
00:12:57,345 --> 00:13:00,855
that cash prize with your
"secret family recipe."
303
00:13:00,955 --> 00:13:03,491
‐ I didn't say it
was "my family."
304
00:13:03,591 --> 00:13:05,493
‐ Well, we have another
secret ingredient.
305
00:13:05,593 --> 00:13:07,461
My family over there's
gonna teach you
306
00:13:07,561 --> 00:13:09,497
a thing or two about
winning the "Chili War."
307
00:13:09,597 --> 00:13:13,101
‐ [wooden spoons clacking]
‐ Yah! Yah!
308
00:13:13,201 --> 00:13:17,105
‐ They're just, uh...
warming up their spoons.
309
00:13:17,205 --> 00:13:19,440
That's another
family secret.
310
00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:23,644
‐ [wooden spoons clacking]
‐ [wooden spoons clacking]
311
00:13:23,744 --> 00:13:25,346
‐ Do you really think
this is gonna work, Max?
312
00:13:25,446 --> 00:13:27,481
‐ Yes, no one's gonna know
I'm doing all the cooking
313
00:13:27,581 --> 00:13:31,352
because you two are my kitchen
puppets, remember, huh?
314
00:13:31,452 --> 00:13:33,855
‐ [powers zapping]
315
00:13:33,955 --> 00:13:35,189
‐ I like being a puppet.
316
00:13:35,289 --> 00:13:37,091
Take the wheel, Max.
317
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,260
‐ [heavy thud]
318
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,996
‐ Hey, hey, hey,
I'm Chili D. Williams
319
00:13:42,096 --> 00:13:43,798
coming to you
from Hiddenville,
320
00:13:43,898 --> 00:13:46,000
where this week's episode
of "Chili Wars"
321
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:48,002
is gonna be hotter
than a habanero.
322
00:13:48,102 --> 00:13:49,904
Let's meet our first
two contestants‐‐
323
00:13:50,004 --> 00:13:52,740
Billy and Nora Thunderman.
324
00:13:52,841 --> 00:13:54,042
Who's this guy?
325
00:13:54,142 --> 00:13:57,651
‐ Uh, I'm Fred Not‐a‐Cook.
326
00:13:59,788 --> 00:14:00,855
‐ Ha. Ha. All right.
327
00:14:00,955 --> 00:14:03,591
Are you two ready for
the battle of the beans?
328
00:14:03,691 --> 00:14:05,159
‐ We sure are.
329
00:14:05,259 --> 00:14:07,095
Make sure you shoot
my bow‐side, too.
330
00:14:07,195 --> 00:14:08,997
Can I call ya Chill?
331
00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:10,731
‐ Ha. Ha. You sure can,
baby bean.
332
00:14:10,832 --> 00:14:12,000
Just stay outta my light.
333
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:14,502
All right,
let's get cookin'.
334
00:14:14,602 --> 00:14:18,239
‐ Okay, first we get...
‐ [powers zapping]
335
00:14:18,339 --> 00:14:23,377
‐ ... beans...
and dump them in the pot‐‐
336
00:14:23,477 --> 00:14:25,046
totally on our own.
337
00:14:25,146 --> 00:14:27,615
‐ Look who's cookin'
like a big boy.
338
00:14:27,715 --> 00:14:30,318
‐ Then I get some...
‐ [powers zapping]
339
00:14:30,418 --> 00:14:33,154
‐ ... some salt and I put
it in the pot.
340
00:14:33,254 --> 00:14:34,555
Oh, wait, no!
341
00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:36,457
Looks like it's
goin' on the meat.
342
00:14:36,557 --> 00:14:38,326
‐ [salt shaker thuds]
343
00:14:38,426 --> 00:14:40,929
‐ Then I knock over
the pepper.
344
00:14:41,029 --> 00:14:42,463
‐ Ah...achoo!
[spraying]
345
00:14:42,563 --> 00:14:45,599
I'll take care of that.
346
00:14:45,699 --> 00:14:48,636
‐ Uh, you do know
we're on TV, right?
347
00:14:48,736 --> 00:14:50,271
‐ Oh, sorry.
348
00:14:50,371 --> 00:14:52,440
I'll take care of that.
349
00:14:53,975 --> 00:14:57,085
‐ Ohhhh, Chili D's
stickin' a fork in ya
350
00:14:57,185 --> 00:15:00,221
'cause you are done.
‐ Ow.
351
00:15:00,321 --> 00:15:02,456
‐ I can do that.
I'm a TV star.
352
00:15:02,556 --> 00:15:04,525
Let's see who's next.
353
00:15:07,361 --> 00:15:09,463
‐ [silent sneeze,
silent laugh]
354
00:15:14,035 --> 00:15:15,569
‐ Oh, this looks great.
355
00:15:15,669 --> 00:15:17,806
How could Link not want to stay
in Hiddenville with this?
356
00:15:17,906 --> 00:15:19,307
Thanks, Cherry.
357
00:15:19,407 --> 00:15:21,275
‐ A funny story
about setting this up‐‐
358
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,544
‐ Uh‐oh, no time.
Here comes Link! Hide!
359
00:15:26,014 --> 00:15:27,681
‐ [pots clattering]
360
00:15:29,483 --> 00:15:30,985
‐ Phoebe, I still have
to say goodbye to my parents.
361
00:15:31,085 --> 00:15:33,822
They are so mad.
[laughing]
362
00:15:33,922 --> 00:15:35,289
Whoa, what's all this?
363
00:15:35,389 --> 00:15:37,325
‐ Just "The story of us."
Come on.
364
00:15:37,425 --> 00:15:39,527
I was thinking after
the amazing day we've had
365
00:15:39,627 --> 00:15:41,129
we order a black
and white cookie
366
00:15:41,229 --> 00:15:42,496
seeing as my hair
is kind of black
367
00:15:42,596 --> 00:15:45,199
and yours is kinda...
white‐ish.
368
00:15:45,299 --> 00:15:48,102
The point is you
and I go great together‐‐
369
00:15:48,202 --> 00:15:50,004
just like
a black and white cookie.
370
00:15:50,104 --> 00:15:53,407
[presses menu button]
371
00:15:53,507 --> 00:15:56,677
Well, nope,
that's not the idea.
372
00:15:56,777 --> 00:15:58,419
‐ Actually, I prefer
it this way.
373
00:15:58,519 --> 00:16:00,288
The vanilla's much
better on its own.
374
00:16:00,388 --> 00:16:01,956
‐ Really? 'Cause I think
that the two parts
375
00:16:02,056 --> 00:16:06,127
make one perfect whole
which should never be separated.
376
00:16:06,227 --> 00:16:08,662
‐ [laughing]
No. No way. No.
377
00:16:10,631 --> 00:16:13,001
How about a slide show?
378
00:16:15,169 --> 00:16:16,971
‐ Oh, it's us at the park.
379
00:16:17,071 --> 00:16:19,473
That's the time
we tried to make pizza.
380
00:16:19,573 --> 00:16:21,775
Oh, and that's me‐‐eating
this cookie ten seconds ago.
381
00:16:21,876 --> 00:16:23,912
How...how did you‐‐
‐ Shhhh. Just watch.
382
00:16:24,012 --> 00:16:26,147
We've had a lot of
great times together.
383
00:16:26,247 --> 00:16:27,916
How does that
make you feel?
384
00:16:28,016 --> 00:16:30,151
‐ Like the luckiest
guy in the world.
385
00:16:30,251 --> 00:16:31,652
‐ Aw...
386
00:16:31,752 --> 00:16:33,454
‐ [phone beeps]
‐ Oh.
387
00:16:33,554 --> 00:16:35,656
Oh, I have to check
in for my flight.
388
00:16:35,756 --> 00:16:37,158
‐ Aw.
389
00:16:37,258 --> 00:16:40,895
‐ Baggage?
No baggage for this guy.
390
00:16:40,995 --> 00:16:43,031
‐ I'll be right back.
391
00:16:45,699 --> 00:16:47,501
Cherry, this is not
going well.
392
00:16:47,601 --> 00:16:49,503
He's still planning
on going to Hong Kong‐‐
393
00:16:49,603 --> 00:16:52,040
with no baggage.
394
00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:55,877
‐ I had a feeling your creepy
slide show wouldn't work.
395
00:16:55,977 --> 00:17:00,488
‐ So, I knitted you
a sweater to give to him.
396
00:17:00,588 --> 00:17:03,257
‐ Oh, wow, "Phoebe
Hearts Link."
397
00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:05,459
It's perfect!
398
00:17:05,559 --> 00:17:07,996
Except for the extra
neck hole.
399
00:17:08,096 --> 00:17:10,164
‐ It's like they have
a mind of their own.
400
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:16,570
‐ Wait a minute‐‐this
is exactly what I need.
401
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,499
Isn't this great?
402
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,336
We've never been closer
than we are right now.
403
00:17:22,436 --> 00:17:25,106
‐ This is definitely close.
404
00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:27,608
‐ We are back
in Hiddenville
405
00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:30,144
where each batch
of chili so far
406
00:17:30,244 --> 00:17:32,480
has been worse
than the last‐‐
407
00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:36,250
which means if your
chili tastes like food,
408
00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:38,352
the cash prize
is yours.
409
00:17:38,452 --> 00:17:40,388
‐ Well, why don't
you have a bite?
410
00:17:40,488 --> 00:17:43,357
‐ All right.
‐ MAX: [powers zapping]
411
00:17:43,457 --> 00:17:44,859
‐ Max, what are
you doing?
412
00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:46,795
‐ If I'm not winning
the money, neither is Wong.
413
00:17:46,895 --> 00:17:50,064
‐ I don't know why
I'm holding these.
414
00:17:50,164 --> 00:17:52,600
‐ It looks like you're
adding your secret ingredient.
415
00:17:52,701 --> 00:17:55,369
Oh!
416
00:17:55,469 --> 00:17:58,747
‐ Which is a dash
of crazy.
417
00:17:58,847 --> 00:18:00,614
‐ If you think that's crazy...
[powers zapping]
418
00:18:00,715 --> 00:18:06,655
‐ What...
What's happeni‐i‐i‐i‐ing?
419
00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:12,260
‐ [powers zapping]
420
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,862
‐ [sputtering, coughing]
421
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:16,230
Did I win?
422
00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:18,199
[sputtering]
423
00:18:18,299 --> 00:18:21,402
‐ No! No! You lost
the "Chili War"
424
00:18:21,502 --> 00:18:23,137
and your mind!
425
00:18:23,237 --> 00:18:25,106
But you do get this.
‐ Ow!
426
00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:26,607
‐ [laughing]
427
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:28,843
I'm Chili D. Williams and
this has been "Chili Wars."
428
00:18:28,943 --> 00:18:30,644
We'll see you next week.
429
00:18:30,745 --> 00:18:32,180
And cut!
430
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,148
This mess is never
gonna air.
431
00:18:34,248 --> 00:18:36,150
Pack it up, boys.
[sighing]
432
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,152
I should've never
left game shows.
433
00:18:38,252 --> 00:18:40,188
Boop!
[drops wooden spoon]
434
00:18:40,288 --> 00:18:41,856
‐ Ow!
435
00:18:46,094 --> 00:18:47,361
‐ Another family secret‐‐
436
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:50,198
stir your chili with
your spoon, not your face.
437
00:18:50,298 --> 00:18:51,499
‐ Hmph!
438
00:18:51,599 --> 00:18:53,902
‐ [palm slap]
439
00:18:55,247 --> 00:18:57,522
‐ Doesn't food taste better
when we're this close?
440
00:18:57,622 --> 00:18:58,956
‐ Well, I wouldn't know.
441
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:01,593
All I can do is lick
tomato sauce off this knife.
442
00:19:01,693 --> 00:19:03,328
‐ Oh, here, we'll switch.
443
00:19:03,428 --> 00:19:05,530
‐ Careful. Careful.
‐ I got it.
444
00:19:05,630 --> 00:19:07,165
‐ [utensils clattering]
445
00:19:07,265 --> 00:19:09,167
‐ Oh, gosh.
‐ [head thuds]
446
00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:12,337
‐ Oh, my gosh, Link.
I'm so sorry.
447
00:19:12,437 --> 00:19:15,207
Let me get you some ice.
Watch yourself.
448
00:19:15,307 --> 00:19:17,242
‐ Oh, wait, there's
some over here.
449
00:19:17,342 --> 00:19:19,211
‐ It's fine. I got it.
‐ No, I got it.
450
00:19:19,311 --> 00:19:21,546
‐ Mine's closer.
‐ [sweater ripping]
451
00:19:25,150 --> 00:19:27,585
‐ Phoebe, what are
we doing?
452
00:19:27,685 --> 00:19:29,954
‐ Making memories?
453
00:19:30,054 --> 00:19:32,157
‐ No, that's not
what I meant. It's just...
454
00:19:32,257 --> 00:19:34,259
I mean, my last day
in Hiddenville
455
00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:36,228
would be a lot more fun
if you weren't being so...
456
00:19:36,328 --> 00:19:39,564
well, clingy.
‐ I was just trying to‐‐
457
00:19:39,664 --> 00:19:41,533
Wait. Did you say "clingy"?
458
00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:43,235
‐ I'm...I'm sorry,
459
00:19:43,335 --> 00:19:45,203
but you did put us in
a two‐headed sweater.
460
00:19:45,303 --> 00:19:48,806
‐ Yeah, I know I did,
but, um...
461
00:19:48,906 --> 00:19:52,009
Okay, look, the whole
reason I wanted you
462
00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:54,546
to pick a hobby was because
you were being clingy.
463
00:19:54,646 --> 00:19:56,020
‐ I'm clingy?
464
00:19:56,121 --> 00:19:57,855
‐ You once insisted on
465
00:19:57,955 --> 00:19:59,824
holding my hand for
two straight weeks.
466
00:19:59,924 --> 00:20:01,793
‐ Because I'm crazy
about you.
467
00:20:01,893 --> 00:20:04,896
‐ You were in Mexico
with your family.
468
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,332
‐ Well, I guess
I see your point.
469
00:20:07,432 --> 00:20:09,867
But why wouldn't you
just say something?
470
00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:11,169
‐ Well, because...
471
00:20:11,269 --> 00:20:13,371
I didn't want to
hurt your feelings.
472
00:20:13,471 --> 00:20:15,373
Link, I'm crazy
about you, too, okay?
473
00:20:15,473 --> 00:20:17,609
That's why I put together
this whole day‐‐
474
00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:19,311
to make you wanna stay,
475
00:20:19,411 --> 00:20:22,180
so we wouldn't
have to break up.
476
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,681
‐ Break up?
477
00:20:23,781 --> 00:20:25,683
I...I didn't even
think about breaking up.
478
00:20:25,783 --> 00:20:27,485
‐ What did you think
was gonna happen?
479
00:20:27,585 --> 00:20:29,654
‐ I don't know. I...I guess
I was so excited
480
00:20:29,754 --> 00:20:31,656
about finally becoming
a superhero,
481
00:20:31,756 --> 00:20:33,791
that I just didn't
think about
482
00:20:33,891 --> 00:20:35,660
what it meant for us.
483
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,530
‐ Well, it's all
I've thought about.
484
00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:40,165
‐ I don't wanna lose you.
485
00:20:40,265 --> 00:20:43,901
‐ I don't wanna
lose you, either.
486
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:46,504
‐ Wow. Look, I'm calling
Kickbutt right now
487
00:20:46,604 --> 00:20:48,940
and I'm telling
her that I'm not going.
488
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,677
‐ No. No, I can't
let you do that.
489
00:20:53,845 --> 00:20:55,720
I won't let you
turn your back
490
00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:57,722
on your dreams
because of me.
491
00:20:57,822 --> 00:20:59,491
You were a great
boyfriend, Link.
492
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:03,461
And now you're gonna
be a great superhero.
493
00:21:03,561 --> 00:21:05,597
‐ Wow.
494
00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:07,965
So this is really happening.
495
00:21:08,065 --> 00:21:10,067
‐ [phone beeps]
496
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:14,005
‐ Looks like someone
in Hiddenville needs saving.
497
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,542
Someone in Hiddenville
also really needs a hug.
498
00:21:17,642 --> 00:21:21,679
‐ ♪
499
00:21:21,779 --> 00:21:23,681
‐ And maybe a kiss.
500
00:21:23,781 --> 00:21:29,454
‐ ♪
501
00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:31,089
‐ Okay.
502
00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:33,291
Guess I'd better
take care of this.
503
00:21:33,391 --> 00:21:37,595
‐ ♪
504
00:21:37,695 --> 00:21:39,264
‐ [sniffling]
Goodbye, Link.
505
00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:41,133
We'll always have
Splatburger.
506
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:45,603
‐ ♪
507
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,042
‐ So long as the kitchen
doesn't burn down!
508
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,145
That's the emergency!
‐ [fire alarm ringing]
509
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,553
‐ Cherry, what did
you do now?
510
00:22:00,258 --> 00:22:16,141
‐ ♪
511
00:22:16,191 --> 00:22:20,741
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