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‐ [punching, thwacking
video game effects]
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‐ All right, guys,
we're finally gonna beat
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Sick Day II: The Sickening.
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‐ We've lost to that Pink Eye
dude like a hundred times.
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‐ I used to get real
live pink eye
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more than video game Pink Eye.
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‐ Oh, we're hitting him with
everything we've got.
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I think he's unbeatable.
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‐ MALE VIDEO GAME VOICE:
Ha. Ha. I am unbeatable.
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‐ I can't keep losing to some
villain named Pink Eye,
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I'm a super‐‐
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fan of this game.
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There must be some kind
of design flaw.
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‐ No way. Some villains
just can't be beat.
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‐ I should know.
I'm a super‐‐
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fan of this game, too.
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‐ There's gotta be some sort of
cheat code or something.
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‐ No way, dude, there's nothing.
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The only guy who knows
how to beat this game
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is the man who made it‐‐
Cybron James.
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‐ I heard he lives in
a cave during the winter.
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Oh, wait, no.
That's a bear.
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Ah, I heard Cybron is gonna be
at GamerFest next week.
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‐ GamerFest has been
sold out for weeks.
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So, we've gotta keep trying.
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Come on, you know
what they say?
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‐ When you invite
your friends over,
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offer them something
to drink?
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‐ Drinks are for winners.
Attack!
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‐ [punching, thwacking
video game effects]
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‐ BILLY: Cool.
What are we doing?
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‐ Uh, what are you doing?
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‐ Gettin' our game on.
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‐ What's that, Chloe?
Okay, I'll send 'em up.
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Chloe wants you upstairs.
‐ Sounds urgent.
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‐ You guys are always sending
us to play with Chloe.
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We wanna hang out
with you guys.
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‐ Hey, that reminds me, bro.
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I have a lot of questions
about Chloe.
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I'm no baby doctor, but isn't
she big for a six‐month old?
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‐ Dude, want a drink?
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‐ Thank you!
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‐ Don't worry, I'll keep him off
the whole superhero trail.
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Hey, Oyster, ever thought about
the Thundermans' last name?
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Well, don't.
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‐ Okay, guys, look,
you're right.
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I guess we haven't
been spending
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a lot of time with you lately,
so, how about this?
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Next weekend, we'll all
do something together.
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‐ We? I'm busy.
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‐ We wanna go to
the waterpark.
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‐ All right, I was lying.
The waterpark sounds fun.
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‐ Perfect. Next weekend,
just the four of us.
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It'll be like old times.
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‐ I have another question.
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What's with all these man‐shaped
holes in your ceiling?
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‐ We have cupcakes.
‐ Awesome!
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‐ MAX: I know.
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‐ ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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‐ ♪
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‐ Thunder monitor, I need
help defeating Pink Eye.
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‐ FEMALE MONITOR VOICE:
Initiating Pink Eye Treatment.
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‐ [liquid spritzing]
‐ Oh!
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I meant Pink Eye
in the video game.
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That's what I get
for asking advice
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from an expensive doorbell.
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‐ All right, I've been
trying all week,
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and I finally scored four
tickets to today's GamerFest.
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Cherry and Oyster
are on the way over.
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‐ GamerFest? We're
actually going to GamerFest?
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‐ Mm‐hm.
‐ Wait.
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Why do I feel like
we're forgetting something?
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‐ What time are you guys
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leaving for the waterpark
with Billy and Nora?
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‐ There it is.
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‐ Remember? You promised
them last week
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you'd take them
to the waterpark.
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‐ Yeah, but we promised
ourselves a minute ago
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that we would go
to GamerFest.
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Besides, Billy and Nora have
probably forgotten all about it.
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‐ Uh, I'm not
so sure about that.
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‐ Aw, I can't stand
seein' 'em like that.
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[powers zapping]
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‐ Guys, they wanna hang out
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with their big brother
and sister.
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‐ This could be my only chance
to talk to Cybron James
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and learn how to
defeat Pink Eye.
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‐ What?
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‐ How am I gonna beat
a real bad guy,
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when I can't even beat
a made up one?
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‐ And I need to introduce Cybron
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to his next great
video game villain.
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I based him on me.
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I just need to come up
with a cool name.
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‐ How about...Jerkules?
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‐ Jerkules! Jerkules!
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‐ You guys promised
Billy and Nora
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you'd spend the day with them.
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‐ So, if you wanna
go to GamerFest,
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just take them with you.
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‐ Not your best idea, Hank‐o.
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‐ Or you can get grounded.
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‐ Well‐played, Barb.
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‐ What are we gonna do
about Cherry and Oyster?
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‐ Don't worry, I'll break
it to 'em gently.
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‐ CHERRY & OYSTER:
GamerFest! GamerFest!
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‐ CHERRY: Look, a note.
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‐ "Sorry, we moved"?
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‐ This is horrible.
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"Moving back tomorrow."
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‐ Oh, sweet.
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‐ Oh, man, I keep
missing the pins.
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I guess Chloe wins again.
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‐ Victory lap!
‐ BARB: [laughing]
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‐ Barb, you can't
just let Chloe win.
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Super kids need
to be challenged.
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You keep going easy on her,
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she'll never learn to
work hard at anything.
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‐ Oh, you're right,
but Chloe's my little baby
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and I'd feel so bad,
if I won.
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‐ Well, luckily,
I have no problems
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showing our kids
I am better than them.
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‐ Lap two!
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‐ Ha. Ha. I'm gonna
beat ya, Chloe.
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Ha. Ha. Ooh! Ooh!
Oh, toe cramp.
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Toe cramp.
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‐ ♪
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‐ [video game music,
sound effects]
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‐ Oh, we're actually here.
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Cybron James and the answer
to beating his game
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are only 100 people away.
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‐ MAX: [powers zapping]
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Make that 99.
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‐ We came here to have
fun with you guys,
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not stand in line all day.
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‐ What are you talking about?
This is awesome.
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Look at us‐‐standin'
in line. Woo!
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‐ Woo!
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Nope, this line's the worst.
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‐ Oh, hey, you wanted to
go to a waterpark, right?
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Well, I see a virtual
one right over there.
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Why don't you guys head over
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and we'll meet you there
when we're done.
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‐ Unless one of us sells a game
villain to Cybron.
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Then so long, suckas!
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‐ But we're supposed to
be having fun together.
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That's the whole point.
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‐ Well, we will. Later.
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Hey, we'll even buy
you some snow cones.
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‐ You can't buy us off,
right, Billy?
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‐ Wrap that snow cone
in funnel cake,
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and you've got
yourself a deal.
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‐ Billy! Oh!
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They really don't
wanna hang out with us.
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‐ Forget them.
We can still have fun.
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‐ Mine's too tight.
‐ Mine, too.
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‐ Help me and I'll
help you.
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‐ [glasses' elastic
bands snapping]
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‐ Whoa. Whoa. Are you okay
there, little guy?
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‐ I'm Fifi.
This is my twin brother Matt.
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‐ Do they look like...?
‐ Kinda.
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‐ Here, let us help
you with those.
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Now all you have to do is
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touch the side of the goggles
to start it up.
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‐ [water splashing]
‐ NORA: Whoa!
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I'm on a waterslide!
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This is why I was born!
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‐ You guys are super fun.
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‐ I'm glad somebody thinks so.
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‐ This fake water
feels so real.
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‐ [water spritzing]
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‐ Hi‐ya!
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‐ Nice try, Daddy.
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‐ She's trying to psych
me out, Barb.
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‐ This is your idea
of challenging her?
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Let Mama show her
how it's done.
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‐ [pins clattering]
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‐ Yay! My fourth victory lap.
[whooshing]
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‐ COLOSSO: If you're tired
of losing to a child,
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I just happen to be
a bowling champion.
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‐ You were a bowling champion?
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‐ Yes, I was MVP of my Villain
League bowling team‐‐
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The Bowl‐hemian Rhapsodies.
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‐ You would help us win?
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What's in it for you?
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‐ All I want is for Barb to read
me bedtime stories,
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while Hank checks
me for ticks.
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‐ No way.
‐ Never gonna happen, Colosso.
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‐ [pins clattering]
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‐ Let's check ya
for ticks, Coach.
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‐ ♪
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‐ It's like looking
into a gorgeous mirror.
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‐ Stop staring at
your Jerkules.
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‐ That's not his name.
‐ MAN: Next.
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‐ Uh, two wristbands for
the Cybron Experience, please?
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‐ Uh...no.
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‐ Uh... yeah.
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‐ Cybron is previewing
his new game Spitballs.
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It's for kids.
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You need to be accompanied
by a kid 13 or under.
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‐ Information we could
have used an hour ago.
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‐ That sign's pretty hidden.
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I'm not sure people
can see it.
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[sighing] Where are we supposed
to find a coupla kids‐‐
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Nora and What's‐His‐Face!
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‐ Billy.
‐ Billy.
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‐ Hey, guys, just in time.
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Come on over and get
your wristbands.
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‐ Cool! Four wristbands,
please?
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‐ It's happening, Phoebe.
We're goin' in.
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‐ Here you go.
‐ FIFI & MATT: Thanks.
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‐ This is embarrassing.
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Billy thinks this slightly less
handsome version of me is me.
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[laughing]
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‐ We are going into the Cybron
Experience with Fifi and Matt.
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‐ What? This poser with
the cool hair?
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‐ Hi, I'm‐‐
‐ Can it, cool hair.
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‐ It's really nice
to meet you.
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‐ Zip it, pretty face.
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‐ They even were more of
a brother and sister to us
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in an hour than
you've been in months.
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‐ What are you talking about?
We love you‐‐
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‐ Nora.
‐ ‐‐Nora.
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‐ You guys can come
with us right now,
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if you have my
funnel‐snow‐cake.
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That's what I thought.
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Come on, guys.
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‐ Wait, wait,
wait a second.
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What are we supposed to do?
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‐ Have fun waiting
in line. Whee!
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‐ CROWD: [cheering]
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‐ ♪
249
00:10:25,094 --> 00:10:26,894
‐ I can't believe
they ditched us.
250
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,960
‐ I can‐‐we've been pushing
them off on Chloe
251
00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:31,060
and now we've pushed
them off on two weirdos.
252
00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,127
Something about Matt's
face makes me sick.
253
00:10:33,227 --> 00:10:35,960
‐ I feel the same way about
Fifi and her pointy earlobes.
254
00:10:36,060 --> 00:10:40,494
‐ ♪
255
00:10:40,594 --> 00:10:41,960
‐ A new high score!
256
00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:44,694
‐ CROWD: [cheering,
applauding]
257
00:10:47,827 --> 00:10:49,294
‐ We really messed up.
258
00:10:49,394 --> 00:10:50,560
That should be us in there.
259
00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:51,927
‐ I know. I'm great
at double‐Dutch.
260
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,760
That high score
should be mine.
261
00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:55,327
‐ No, we should be
the ones in there
262
00:10:55,427 --> 00:10:56,594
having fun with
Billy and Nora,
263
00:10:56,694 --> 00:10:58,700
not cool hair and pretty face.
264
00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,434
We need to get in
there and apologize.
265
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:01,867
‐ I don't know who
pretty face is.
266
00:11:01,967 --> 00:11:03,600
But sure, let's get
in there.
267
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,367
I know just the way.
268
00:11:05,467 --> 00:11:09,600
‐ ♪
269
00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,800
‐ Come on, Maximus,
let's not dilly‐dally.
270
00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:14,534
Two wristbands for me
and my son, please?
271
00:11:14,634 --> 00:11:16,300
‐ I am under 13.
272
00:11:18,934 --> 00:11:21,134
Oh! Uh...
273
00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:28,900
Look, Mommy,
my big boy legs grew in.
274
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,734
‐ That's not my boy.
He must have gone inside.
275
00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:34,167
Maximus, Mommy's coming.
276
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,967
‐ MAN: Nice try.
277
00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:41,767
‐ How are we supposed
to get wristbands?
278
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,200
‐ Maybe we don't
need wristbands.
279
00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:48,834
Would you get off your knees.
People are staring.
280
00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:51,634
‐ It's such a genius idea.
281
00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:56,890
‐ Lesson one‐‐
in order to knock down pins,
282
00:11:56,990 --> 00:12:00,023
you must think like pins.
283
00:12:02,057 --> 00:12:04,357
[grunting]
284
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,723
‐ Ow! Ow!
285
00:12:05,823 --> 00:12:08,490
How does he hit so hard with
his tiny little paws?
286
00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:10,290
‐ Ah!
287
00:12:10,390 --> 00:12:12,357
‐ COLOSSO: Bowling's not
for the weak.
288
00:12:12,457 --> 00:12:16,923
If you wanna win,
prove it, gutter balls.
289
00:12:17,023 --> 00:12:19,857
‐ Ah! Ah! Colosso,
are you biting me?
290
00:12:19,957 --> 00:12:21,657
‐ A little bit, yeah.
291
00:12:21,757 --> 00:12:24,857
‐ Ah! Ow! Ow!
292
00:12:24,957 --> 00:12:27,823
‐ Okay, this doesn't
seem safe.
293
00:12:27,923 --> 00:12:29,757
‐ COLOSSO: If it's safe,
it's not bowling!
294
00:12:29,857 --> 00:12:31,257
Now throw the balls!
295
00:12:31,357 --> 00:12:33,090
‐ [glass shattering]
‐ [brakes screeching]
296
00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:34,890
‐ [vehicle crashing]
297
00:12:34,990 --> 00:12:37,790
‐ This is where you run!
‐ BARB: Oh!
298
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:40,557
‐ HANK: [thuds]
‐ BARB: Hank!
299
00:12:40,657 --> 00:12:42,657
‐ [camera shutter clicking]
300
00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:46,723
‐ I told you my plan
would work.
301
00:12:46,823 --> 00:12:47,990
‐ I know. It's working great.
302
00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:49,690
I'm charging ten bucks
a picture.
303
00:12:49,790 --> 00:12:51,223
‐ You're giving
me half, right?
304
00:12:51,323 --> 00:12:53,123
‐ Sure. Right after
we talk to‐‐
305
00:12:53,223 --> 00:12:54,923
‐ ‐‐Billy and Nora.
‐ ‐‐Cybron.
306
00:12:55,023 --> 00:12:56,223
‐ Can't we talk
to Cybron first?
307
00:12:56,323 --> 00:12:58,330
‐ No, we have to apologize
to Billy and Nora.
308
00:12:58,430 --> 00:13:00,830
‐ MAX: [sighing]
309
00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:03,663
‐ PHOEBE: Oh, Billy, Nora.
‐ NORA: Security!
310
00:13:03,763 --> 00:13:05,563
‐ Relax, it's us.
311
00:13:05,663 --> 00:13:07,863
‐ We know. Security!
312
00:13:07,963 --> 00:13:09,963
‐ Look, we're sorry.
313
00:13:10,063 --> 00:13:13,063
‐ Yeah, sorry you couldn't
use us to get in here.
314
00:13:13,163 --> 00:13:15,563
‐ We don't wanna hang out
with you guys anymore.
315
00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:17,130
Matt and Fifi hooked us up.
316
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,930
We get to play a live action
317
00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:21,697
version of Cybron's new
game‐‐Spitballs.
318
00:13:21,797 --> 00:13:23,563
‐ See ya.
319
00:13:23,663 --> 00:13:26,263
‐ Well, we tried our best.
If you need me, that's too bad.
320
00:13:26,363 --> 00:13:27,897
I'll be busy
talking to Cybron.
321
00:13:27,997 --> 00:13:29,063
‐ Max‐‐
322
00:13:29,163 --> 00:13:32,297
‐ Hey, we were
looking for you.
323
00:13:32,397 --> 00:13:33,763
Cybron wants everyone
in position.
324
00:13:33,863 --> 00:13:35,730
We're about to
start Spitballs.
325
00:13:35,830 --> 00:13:38,230
‐ Right‐‐because I work here.
326
00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:40,430
Remind me, what's
my position again?
327
00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:43,263
‐ Guard the walls so the little
kids we found don't escape.
328
00:13:43,363 --> 00:13:45,663
‐ Billy and Nora?
Why would they need to escape?
329
00:13:45,763 --> 00:13:47,797
‐ How do you know
their names?
330
00:13:47,897 --> 00:13:49,863
‐ Oh, that's just what
I call all kids.
331
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,863
Move it along,
Billys and Noras.
332
00:13:51,963 --> 00:13:53,497
‐ Weren't you at the meeting?
333
00:13:53,597 --> 00:13:55,630
The game is rigged
so they can't win.
334
00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:56,963
‐ Rigged?
335
00:13:57,063 --> 00:13:58,703
‐ Look, just make
sure they don't get out.
336
00:13:58,803 --> 00:14:00,003
‐ CROWD: [cheering]
337
00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:01,770
‐ Here they come.
338
00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:05,603
‐ CROWD: [hooting, cheering]
339
00:14:05,703 --> 00:14:07,003
‐ Poor suckers.
340
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:08,637
They were easy targets
341
00:14:08,737 --> 00:14:10,837
after their brother
and sister abandoned them.
342
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:14,470
‐ Uh, abandon's a bit
of a strong word‐‐
343
00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:17,137
said the employee who needs
to get to her station.
344
00:14:17,237 --> 00:14:19,470
Out of my way,
Billys and Noras.
345
00:14:21,670 --> 00:14:23,370
‐ [pins clattering]
346
00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:27,270
‐ I'm ashamed to be
your coach.
347
00:14:27,370 --> 00:14:29,870
She's gonna hit this
pin and you'll lose‐‐
348
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,703
like the losers you are.
349
00:14:36,237 --> 00:14:39,637
You won!
I never lost faith.
350
00:14:39,737 --> 00:14:41,370
‐ Even though you didn't win,
351
00:14:41,470 --> 00:14:44,803
you tried your best and that's
what's important, okay?
352
00:14:44,903 --> 00:14:46,203
‐ And it was fun.
353
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:47,737
‐ Aw.
‐ That's my baby girl!
354
00:14:47,837 --> 00:14:49,603
‐ [palm slap]
‐ HANK: [chuckling]
355
00:14:52,937 --> 00:14:54,203
‐ It's not your fault, kid.
356
00:14:54,303 --> 00:14:57,410
With me as their coach,
you didn't have a chance.
357
00:14:57,510 --> 00:14:58,743
‐ I let them win.
358
00:14:58,843 --> 00:15:01,110
Now they're happy. Look.
359
00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:03,310
‐ BARB & HANK: [laughing]
‐ HANK: We crushed her!
360
00:15:03,410 --> 00:15:05,710
‐ BARB: Baby girl got served!
361
00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:09,877
‐ There's no way
you let them win.
362
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,143
Just man up
and admit you choked.
363
00:15:15,910 --> 00:15:17,877
‐ [pin clatters]
364
00:15:17,977 --> 00:15:19,877
‐ What the...?
365
00:15:19,977 --> 00:15:21,510
You did not just do that.
366
00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:23,710
‐ Believe it, baby.
367
00:15:25,343 --> 00:15:28,010
‐ CROWD: [chanting "Cybron"]
368
00:15:33,143 --> 00:15:36,877
‐ Welcome, my adoring
Cybronites.
369
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,577
‐ CROWD: [cheering,
applauding]
370
00:15:40,843 --> 00:15:42,543
[cheering, applauding stops]
371
00:15:43,477 --> 00:15:45,743
‐ Cybron James
presents to you
372
00:15:45,843 --> 00:15:48,543
his latest masterpiece‐‐
373
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,943
Spitballs!
374
00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:53,177
‐ CROWD: [cheering, applauding]
375
00:15:53,277 --> 00:15:55,743
‐ Hit the target.
Capture the flag.
376
00:15:55,843 --> 00:15:58,850
Win the game.
Get hit with spit.
377
00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:01,783
And bear the ultimate shame.
378
00:16:01,883 --> 00:16:04,783
Bring forth the spits!
379
00:16:04,883 --> 00:16:08,050
‐ CROWD: [cheering, whistling]
380
00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,517
‐ Guys, the game is rigged.
381
00:16:09,617 --> 00:16:10,950
‐ Yeah, right. How?
382
00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:13,150
‐ I don't know.
I wasn't at the meeting.
383
00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:17,050
‐ [horn blaring]
384
00:16:19,817 --> 00:16:21,583
‐ CROWD: Ohhhh...
385
00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:24,317
‐ Billy!
386
00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:27,283
‐ [laughing]
387
00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:29,450
‐ Let's show 'em
what we've got.
388
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:32,750
‐ ♪
389
00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:35,117
‐ [buzzer rings]
390
00:16:35,217 --> 00:16:36,917
‐ Let's go! Come on!
391
00:16:37,017 --> 00:16:39,117
‐ ♪
392
00:16:39,217 --> 00:16:40,817
‐ Excuse me, Cybron?
393
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,817
‐ Who are you that
you speak to Cybron
394
00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:44,983
as though you are
his equal?
395
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,150
‐ Uh, the name's Max
396
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:47,983
and I'm a big fan
of your work.
397
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,683
Soon you'll be
a big fan of mine.
398
00:16:50,783 --> 00:16:53,650
I give you...
399
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,850
Kevin!
400
00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:59,090
‐ Surrender your sketch.
401
00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:00,657
Amateur at best.
402
00:17:00,757 --> 00:17:03,590
But Cybron sees promise.
403
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,157
‐ Really?
I spent months‐‐
404
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:08,157
‐ Cybron grows tired
of your face.
405
00:17:09,857 --> 00:17:12,623
Uh‐uh, Cybron did
not dismiss you.
406
00:17:12,723 --> 00:17:16,190
Continue to linger as
he considers your work.
407
00:17:16,290 --> 00:17:19,290
And you gaze upon his.
408
00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:21,523
‐ CROWD: [cheering, shouting]
409
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:27,757
‐ ♪
410
00:17:27,857 --> 00:17:29,623
‐ NORA: This is awesome!
411
00:17:29,723 --> 00:17:31,590
We're about to win!
412
00:17:31,690 --> 00:17:33,557
It doesn't make any sense.
413
00:17:33,657 --> 00:17:34,890
‐ It makes a lot of sense.
414
00:17:34,990 --> 00:17:38,457
‐ How do you know?
‐ How do you not?
415
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,723
‐ Let's just end this.
416
00:17:47,657 --> 00:17:48,823
‐ [bell ringing]
417
00:17:48,923 --> 00:17:50,357
‐ You did it!
418
00:17:50,457 --> 00:17:52,123
‐ Now we just have
to get the flag.
419
00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:58,397
‐ Why does winning
look like losing?
420
00:17:58,497 --> 00:18:00,663
Ahhhhh!
421
00:18:07,997 --> 00:18:09,763
‐ A second cannon?
422
00:18:09,863 --> 00:18:11,563
How are they supposed
to win now?
423
00:18:11,663 --> 00:18:14,130
‐ They aren't.
Cybron's games are unbeatable.
424
00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:18,663
That's what keeps people playing
and Cybron filthy rich.
425
00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:20,730
‐ That's diabolical.
426
00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:23,563
This pleases Max.
427
00:18:23,663 --> 00:18:24,897
‐ Don't.
428
00:18:24,997 --> 00:18:27,597
That's Cybron's thing.
429
00:18:27,697 --> 00:18:29,363
Feast your eyes on this.
430
00:18:29,463 --> 00:18:32,297
Cybron's marketing
is also unbeatable.
431
00:18:32,397 --> 00:18:33,730
Observe.
432
00:18:33,830 --> 00:18:35,430
These frightened losers
433
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:39,197
will be on the cover
of every Spitballs game box.
434
00:18:39,297 --> 00:18:40,630
‐ But they'll be humiliated.
435
00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:41,997
‐ Precisely.
[laughing]
436
00:18:42,097 --> 00:18:45,663
Oh, laugh with Cybron.
[exaggerated laughter]
437
00:18:45,763 --> 00:18:47,730
You're not laughing.
438
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:51,097
‐ Max is reclaiming
his sketch.
439
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:54,363
That's right, Max is using
the weird name thing now.
440
00:18:54,463 --> 00:18:56,737
And the weird laugh thing.
[exaggerated laughter]
441
00:19:00,937 --> 00:19:02,903
‐ We need help!
442
00:19:03,003 --> 00:19:06,737
‐ Matt, Fifi, we need help!
443
00:19:06,837 --> 00:19:09,170
‐ We've been set up.
444
00:19:09,270 --> 00:19:11,603
‐ Matt, Fifi,
we've been set up!
445
00:19:14,537 --> 00:19:17,470
‐ Phoebe was right.
It's rigged.
446
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,670
Let's get outta here.
447
00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:24,003
Retreat!
448
00:19:26,137 --> 00:19:28,403
‐ He may have a second cannon,
but they have me.
449
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,303
‐ CYBRON: What's going on?
450
00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:40,637
‐ Look, Phoebe's blocking
the spitballs for us.
451
00:19:40,737 --> 00:19:42,570
‐ There's too many of them.
452
00:19:49,737 --> 00:19:51,070
What are you doing here?
453
00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:53,003
‐ No one humiliates Max's
brother and sister except Max.
454
00:19:53,103 --> 00:19:54,770
So what's the plan?
455
00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:56,403
‐ I think we have a chance,
456
00:19:56,503 --> 00:19:58,310
if we can make those cannons
take each other out.
457
00:20:08,110 --> 00:20:09,843
‐ There's gonna be
spit everywhere.
458
00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:12,143
‐ PHOEBE: Billy, Nora,
run for it!
459
00:20:17,243 --> 00:20:19,143
‐ [cannons rumbling]
‐ CYBRON: Uh‐uh.
460
00:20:19,243 --> 00:20:21,577
‐ [liquid splashing]
461
00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:27,477
‐ CROWD: [cheering, applauding]
462
00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:34,043
‐ Cry with Cybron.
[sobbing]
463
00:20:36,210 --> 00:20:38,977
‐ BILLY: I'll take that.
464
00:20:39,077 --> 00:20:42,277
‐ CROWD: [cheering,
applauding, whistling]
465
00:20:45,643 --> 00:20:46,710
‐ PHOEBE: We're with them.
466
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,310
We're their brother
and sister.
467
00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:50,310
‐ That's right‐‐
ten bucks a photo
468
00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:52,310
with the only people who've
ever defeated Cybron.
469
00:20:52,410 --> 00:20:54,643
‐ Oh, so now we're fun enough
to hang out with.
470
00:20:54,743 --> 00:20:56,410
‐ You always were.
471
00:20:56,510 --> 00:20:59,283
We just got so caught up in
doing our own stuff, we forgot.
472
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,183
And we're sorry, right, Max?
‐ Right.
473
00:21:02,283 --> 00:21:04,117
You guys are way
more important
474
00:21:04,217 --> 00:21:06,750
than selling my villain to
Cybron for crazy gamer money.
475
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,950
Holy spitballs,
what have I done?
476
00:21:10,683 --> 00:21:12,117
‐ Come on, drop the act.
477
00:21:12,217 --> 00:21:14,717
This is the most fun
the four of us have ever had.
478
00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:16,083
You two pretending
not to like us
479
00:21:16,183 --> 00:21:18,817
and hiring Matt and Fifi
to set us up in that game
480
00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:21,083
so you two could come
to our rescue.
481
00:21:21,183 --> 00:21:24,450
Best birthday ever!
482
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:25,850
‐ MAX & PHOEBE: Birthday?
483
00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:27,917
‐ Uh, yeah, yeah,
happy birthday.
484
00:21:28,017 --> 00:21:30,150
‐ Let's go get you
some birthday cake.
485
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,283
‐ BILLY: Yeah,
let's start with that.
486
00:21:32,383 --> 00:21:34,283
‐ It's not your birthday.
‐ I know.
487
00:21:34,383 --> 00:21:36,983
But right now they're
feeling so guilty,
488
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:40,017
we can milk them for
everything they've got.
489
00:21:40,117 --> 00:21:44,083
‐ I'm thinking season passes
to the waterpark.
490
00:21:44,183 --> 00:21:46,417
Smart plan.
‐ Thank you.
491
00:21:46,517 --> 00:21:48,083
I took a spitball
to the back of the head.
492
00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:49,783
Now I feel a lot smarter.
493
00:21:49,883 --> 00:21:51,783
‐ I think I like
this new Billy.
494
00:21:51,883 --> 00:21:53,217
‐ Thank you.
495
00:21:53,317 --> 00:21:54,683
I took a spitball
to the back of the head.
496
00:21:54,783 --> 00:21:57,357
Now I feel a lot smarter.
497
00:22:01,423 --> 00:22:17,123
‐ ♪
498
00:22:17,173 --> 00:22:21,723
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