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- What's for breakfast?
I've got thunder hunger.
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Ooh, oatmeal.
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- Uh, no, Max,
that's not--
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- Ugh! What is this?
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- Walnuts that Chloe
chewed up and spit out.
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- Why?
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- Because it's fun.
[giggles]
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- Just for that,
I'm taking your toast.
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[powers zapping]
[laughs]
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- CHLOE: [poofs, appears]
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Not cool, dude.
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[poofs]
- Ha, ha, ha.
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That is another good sports
joke and/or reference.
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- Who are you talking to?
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- I'm practicing
my "sports guy" talk.
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Link is coming by with his best
friend Quinn from Metroburg,
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and I really wanna
make a good impression.
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- Ah, I'm sure you've got
nothin' to worry about.
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- Aw, thanks.
- Anyone who likes Link
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has very low standards
in friends.
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- Chloe!
- [poofing]
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[stomps foot]
- Ow!
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- Thank you!
- CHLOE: [poofing]
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- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!
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Link and Quinn approaching.
- [doorbell rings]
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- Hey, guys...huh?
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- Phoebe, this is
my friend Quinn.
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- Hi. [laughs]
- Uh...
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- Quinn's a girl.
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- Yes, I see that.
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- Quinn, it's so nice
to finally meet you.
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Can I get you anything
to girl--I mean, drink?
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- No, I'm fine.
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- Yes, you are.
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I'm Max.
- QUINN: [laughs]
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- Uh, sorry we're late.
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Quinn made us help a family
of ducks cross the road.
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- And I'm out.
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- It's so cool to meet
your friends, Linky.
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- Aw...
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I'm sorry, did you
just call him "Linky"?
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- Oh, that's Quinn's
nickname for me.
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- It's not as good
as your nickname
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for me when we were kids.
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- BOTH: Quinny-boo-bear!
[laughing]
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- What about that cute
nickname you have for me?
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- I call you "Phoebe."
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- Stop, I'm blushing.
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- Excuse me, I have
to call my aunt
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and let her know
I got here safely.
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- So...
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[arm squeaking]
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Ta-da!
- [laughing]
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- You and I have our six month
anniversary this week.
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- Oh, and you have
a best friend who's a girl!
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- You know, it's funny.
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I never quite think
of Quinn as a girl.
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We became best friends
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because we were both nice kids
raised by supervillains.
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Our parents called themselves
"The Frightening Four."
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- Wait a minute, her parents
are Insecto and Beetle Girl?
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- Well, yes, but I call
them Mr. and Mrs. Murphy.
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- They were the bug freaks
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who attacked the Metroburg
Mango Festival.
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- Yeah, they go crazy
around mangoes.
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But, luckily, your dad
thought fast
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and hosed 'em down
with some hot sauce.
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- Well, good thing Thunderman
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never goes anywhere
without a tank of hot sauce.
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- Off to check the mail!
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- Well, anyway, Quinn's
not like her parents at all.
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No bug powers
and as nice as can be.
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- Yeah, she seems great.
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- See, that's why
I like you so much.
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Not a jealous bone
in your body.
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- Not me. All my bones
are perfectly cool.
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Ha! That should
be my new nickname--
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Coolbones!
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- Oh, my goodness.
I am so sorry.
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Link, could you
get me a broom?
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- It's okay. It's just
a silly little birdhouse.
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Let me help you.
- Thanks.
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Oh, and by the way...
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this birdhouse isn't
the only thing
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I'll be breaking
apart while I'm here.
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- Excuse me?
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- Link and I
belong together...
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and the only thing
in our way is you.
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- Again--excuse me?
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- I've got the broom.
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- Oh, Phoebe says
she'll finish up.
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Uh, we have to
go, Linky.
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My aunt is waiting for me.
- Oh, okay.
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Uh, Phoebe, come with us
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to Scrunchies' for
ice cream tomorrow?
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- Yeah, Phoebe, come with.
[laughs]
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- Uh...sure...?
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- Great. Great.
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See ya then, Coolbones.
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- ♪
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- Billy, Nora, do you know
why we asked you up here?
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- I admit it!
I drank Mom's shampoo!
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It just looked so
green and refreshing.
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- It's true. You've
gotta see the video.
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- Okay, we'll talk
about that later.
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But, first,
we wanna thank you
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for being so great
about sharing a room
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ever since we put Chloe
in Billy's old room.
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- And as a reward,
we worked all day
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and redesigned your room.
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- NORA: No way!
- BILLY: Whoa!
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- This is the coolest
room ever!
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- I call the bed
that says "Billy"!
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- We're glad you like it.
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Come on, Chloe,
it's time for your nap.
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- I wanna nap here.
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- Don't you wanna nap
in your room?
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- There's a monster.
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- A monster?
Sweetie?
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- Dad, let us handle
this--kid-to-kid.
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- Chloe, we used to
be in your shoes.
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Seriously, those used
to be my shoes.
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But take it from us,
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there's no such
thing as monsters.
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- Never has been.
- Never will be.
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- Except the huggy monster!
[roaring]
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- [screaming]
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- What were you thinking?
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- Billy drank shampoo!
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- Is it something you
can use as a weapon?
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- No.
- You sure?
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'Cause I once crippled
a guy with an onion ring.
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- Max, I need
to talk to you.
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- Quick, get me
an onion ring!
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- Remember Link's
friend Quinn?
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It turns out she's some
sort of crazy mean girl.
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She totally hates me.
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- Still waitin'
on the crazy part.
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- I'm serious, Max.
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She even threatened
to break up me and Link.
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She made a heart
with her hands,
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and then went like this...
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- She used mime?
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Look, Phoebe,
even if it's true,
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why are you telling me?
Tell Link.
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- That's the problem.
I can't.
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He'll just think I'm
a jealous girlfriend.
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And that's not how
Coolbones rolls.
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- Seriously, get me
an onion ring!
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- But if he sees her
being mean to me again,
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he'll know she's bad news.
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And since you're
always mean to me,
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I thought you could help
get the ball rolling.
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- Look, Phoebe, I'd love
to help you, but...
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[laughing]
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I'm just kidding.
I'd hate to help you.
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- So, you'd rather
glue cards to your head
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than help your sister?
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Thanks a lot.
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- Finally!
Now, back to the game.
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- He's a horse
and you're a pineapple.
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- MAX: Oh, come on!
- COLOSSO: Hater!
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- ♪
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- [creature snarling]
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[snarling continues]
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- Nora?
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Nora!
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Look, free bows!
- Where?
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- I think there's
a monster under my bed.
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- First of all--
never joke about bows!
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Second of all--
don't be ridiculous.
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- I'm serious.
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I heard a really
weird noise.
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- Me, too, and it
won't stop talking to me.
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- Please, Nora?
I'm scared.
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- [sighing]
Come on.
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We'll check under
your bed together.
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- Thank you.
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- One, two, three.
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You see? Nothing.
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- [creature snarling]
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- BOTH: Monster!
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[screaming]
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Hot sauce monster!
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- It is the middle
of the night.
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What are you two doing?
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- Trying to survive!
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- There's a monster
under my bed.
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- Nice try, you two.
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I heard you telling Chloe
you don't believe in monsters.
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You're just staying up late,
goofing off.
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Now go back to bed.
- BOTH: But, Dad, there's--
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- ♪ La La La La La La ♪
Goodnight.
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- [door closes]
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- Are we gonna
sleep here tonight?
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- This is our dream
bedroom, Billy.
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What do you think?
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- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
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- ♪
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- Hey, Max,
thanks for coming.
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- I'm not here for you.
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I just have
an inexplicable craving
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for Rocky Road ice cream.
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- Ah, weird.
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- Eat fire, cyborg scum!
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- Pound 'im in
the abdomen!
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- BOTH: [sniffing]
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Ice cream...
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- Wait a minute, did you--
- Shhhh, here they come.
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Look at her hiding
in the back field
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trying to intercept
my boyfriend.
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- Oh, nice football analogy.
- I hate that I know that.
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All right, here's the deal--
I'll buy you three scoops,
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if you can get Quinn to be mean
to me again in front of Link.
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- Phoebe, there's no way.
The woman's hug-a-duck is--
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- [stomps on ice cream]
- GIRL: [crying]
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- [giddy laugh]
I think I'm in love.
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- I told you she was bad.
- Well, she's not only bad...
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she's heartless...
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and callous...
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and she will be mine.
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- That could work.
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If you can get Quinn
to fall for you,
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she'll forget about Link.
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Okay, here's what
you need to do--
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Wait, where'd ya go?
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- Hey, guys.
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- Oh, hi, Max.
I didn't know you were coming.
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- Uh, I invited him.
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You know much he loves--
- Your eyes.
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- I was gonna say
"ice cream," but...
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creepy works, too.
250
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- So, Quinn, how long
are you in town?
251
00:10:09,372 --> 00:10:10,974
Maybe I can show
you around?
252
00:10:11,074 --> 00:10:12,941
- No, thanks, I don't get
to see Linky very much,
253
00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:15,711
so, I was planning to spend
all my time with him.
254
00:10:15,811 --> 00:10:18,280
- Uh, actually,
me and Sir Links-a-Lot,
255
00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:21,548
new nickname, are having our
sixth month anniversary dinner
256
00:10:21,649 --> 00:10:24,518
tomorrow night,
so you guys are free.
257
00:10:24,618 --> 00:10:27,220
- I see. Then I'd love
to see you, Max.
258
00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:30,123
We'll make it a double
date with Phoebe and Link.
259
00:10:30,223 --> 00:10:31,657
- What?
260
00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:33,726
- Oh, you won't be jealous
if we tag along.
261
00:10:33,826 --> 00:10:36,261
Will you, Dogbones?
262
00:10:36,361 --> 00:10:38,196
- It's Coolbones.
263
00:10:38,297 --> 00:10:40,899
And I'm cool with it.
264
00:10:40,999 --> 00:10:42,800
- Uh, well, if you are,
then I am.
265
00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:44,602
Now what's everyone having.
266
00:10:44,702 --> 00:10:46,569
- I'm just gonna get
a small cone.
267
00:10:46,670 --> 00:10:48,371
- I'm buying!
268
00:10:48,471 --> 00:10:50,373
- With hundred
dollar gift card.
269
00:10:50,473 --> 00:10:52,809
- Give it up, honey!
Link is mine!
270
00:10:52,909 --> 00:10:56,345
So back off or else...
271
00:10:56,445 --> 00:10:57,786
Cute shoes!
272
00:10:57,886 --> 00:11:02,323
- I do not accept
your compliment.
273
00:11:02,423 --> 00:11:05,259
- Would you like to sample
our mango frozen yogurt?
274
00:11:05,359 --> 00:11:07,127
- Mango!!
275
00:11:12,831 --> 00:11:16,201
[pincers clicking]
276
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,403
[gulping platter]
277
00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:30,847
- ♪
278
00:11:30,772 --> 00:11:33,608
- All right, another
monster-free night.
279
00:11:33,708 --> 00:11:35,410
Billy, wake up.
280
00:11:35,510 --> 00:11:40,114
- [screaming]
Eat Nora first!
281
00:11:40,214 --> 00:11:42,381
This is awkward.
282
00:11:42,482 --> 00:11:44,217
- Get up--we have
clean this mess
283
00:11:44,317 --> 00:11:46,485
before Mom and Dad
come downstairs.
284
00:11:46,585 --> 00:11:47,753
- On it.
285
00:11:47,853 --> 00:11:52,490
[zooming]
286
00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:57,001
Can you move? I'm trying
to hide stuff from you.
287
00:11:57,101 --> 00:11:59,903
- Pillows? Did you guys sleep
down here last night?
288
00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:01,171
- No.
289
00:12:01,271 --> 00:12:03,539
- The last two nights.
290
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,175
- What? Why?
291
00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:06,676
What's that on
your arm, Billy?
292
00:12:06,776 --> 00:12:09,244
- It's a recipe
for the monster.
293
00:12:09,344 --> 00:12:11,480
- "How To Make
a Nora Casserole."
294
00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:13,515
- Billy!
295
00:12:13,615 --> 00:12:16,384
- Maybe you two sharing
a room was a mistake.
296
00:12:16,484 --> 00:12:18,386
Now you're sneaking down here
in the middle of the night
297
00:12:18,486 --> 00:12:20,187
and making stuff up?
298
00:12:20,287 --> 00:12:22,155
- We're not making
anything up.
299
00:12:22,255 --> 00:12:23,990
There really is a monster.
300
00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:26,092
- [poofing]
Told ya.
301
00:12:26,192 --> 00:12:27,794
[poofing]
302
00:12:27,894 --> 00:12:29,395
- Okay, this has to stop.
303
00:12:29,495 --> 00:12:31,330
No more monster talk,
or we're gonna separate you guys
304
00:12:31,430 --> 00:12:33,298
and have Billy sleep
in the attic.
305
00:12:33,398 --> 00:12:35,366
- Yes! And Nora, too?
306
00:12:35,466 --> 00:12:37,535
- [sarcastic laugh] No!
Are you even listening?
307
00:12:37,635 --> 00:12:39,770
- You're right, Mom.
We promise.
308
00:12:39,870 --> 00:12:42,038
No more monster talk.
309
00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:45,875
So, let's talk
about the monster.
310
00:12:45,975 --> 00:12:48,344
Obviously, we need
to handle this on our own.
311
00:12:48,444 --> 00:12:50,112
And there's only
one solution.
312
00:12:50,212 --> 00:12:52,747
- Move out west
and live off the land?
313
00:12:52,848 --> 00:12:56,290
- No, we catch that monster
and take back our room.
314
00:12:56,391 --> 00:12:58,960
- Right! Then move!
315
00:12:59,060 --> 00:13:04,664
- ♪
316
00:13:04,765 --> 00:13:07,533
- PHOEBE: [laughing]
- Oh, this place is lovely.
317
00:13:07,633 --> 00:13:10,135
- Only the best
for you, Quinn.
318
00:13:10,235 --> 00:13:11,436
Remember when you paid
at Scrunchies'?
319
00:13:11,536 --> 00:13:13,605
That's our thing now.
320
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,907
- I'm gonna check on a little
anniversary surprise
321
00:13:16,007 --> 00:13:18,342
I set up for us.
- Aw...
322
00:13:18,442 --> 00:13:21,178
- Which is less of
a surprise now.
323
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,947
- [laughing]
324
00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:25,515
I have the best boyfriend.
325
00:13:25,615 --> 00:13:27,450
- Yeah, and to think
the cab driver thought
326
00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:29,786
Link and I were a couple.
- [laughing]
327
00:13:29,886 --> 00:13:32,688
Well, you were sittin'
on his lap.
328
00:13:32,788 --> 00:13:35,023
- I was just giving you
room to fix your makeup.
329
00:13:35,123 --> 00:13:36,524
But you're fine.
330
00:13:36,624 --> 00:13:38,459
The lighting in here
is very forgiving.
331
00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:41,228
- BOTH: [insincere laughter]
332
00:13:41,328 --> 00:13:44,030
- LINK: [laughing]
What'd I miss?
333
00:13:44,131 --> 00:13:46,533
- Not much.
334
00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:49,502
- Come on,
our table's ready.
335
00:13:49,602 --> 00:13:51,504
- Remember the plan,
Max, okay?
336
00:13:51,604 --> 00:13:53,706
Make Quinn fall for you, so
she'll lose interest in Link.
337
00:13:53,806 --> 00:13:55,540
- You keep talking like
we're in this together.
338
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,114
- I'm just trying to
make her fall for me
339
00:13:57,215 --> 00:13:59,817
so she loses
interest in Link.
340
00:13:59,917 --> 00:14:02,919
Now, time to put on
the flirt face.
341
00:14:03,019 --> 00:14:07,057
Step aside, 'cause this
might get beautiful.
342
00:14:07,157 --> 00:14:09,225
I call this one...
343
00:14:09,325 --> 00:14:10,960
The Velvet Tiger!
344
00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:15,130
[snarling]
345
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,965
- You sure that's
not the, uh,
346
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,833
constipated kitten?
347
00:14:18,933 --> 00:14:20,801
- [snarling]
348
00:14:23,436 --> 00:14:25,438
- My, it is so
humid out here.
349
00:14:25,538 --> 00:14:27,374
It's a good thing
I brought my pocket fan.
350
00:14:27,474 --> 00:14:29,409
Uh, Linky, a little help?
351
00:14:29,509 --> 00:14:31,177
- All right.
352
00:14:31,277 --> 00:14:36,882
- ♪
353
00:14:36,982 --> 00:14:38,383
- Okay, wrap it up.
354
00:14:38,483 --> 00:14:40,050
It's a dinner,
not a photo shoot.
355
00:14:40,151 --> 00:14:41,952
- That's it, keep going.
- [camera shutter clicking]
356
00:14:42,052 --> 00:14:43,988
Give me the eyebrows.
Look at the camera.
357
00:14:44,088 --> 00:14:45,622
Love ya. Oh, nice.
358
00:14:45,722 --> 00:14:47,591
- PHOEBE: [powers zapping]
- MAX: Oh!
359
00:14:47,691 --> 00:14:50,026
- Why don't we all sit down?
360
00:14:52,795 --> 00:14:54,162
[laughing]
361
00:14:54,262 --> 00:14:56,004
- Uh, how do I turn
this fan off?
362
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,273
- Oh, it's easy. Watch.
363
00:14:58,373 --> 00:15:00,875
- PHOEBE: Oh!
364
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,245
- Oops!
365
00:15:04,345 --> 00:15:06,413
- Uh, did that mess
up my hair?
366
00:15:08,481 --> 00:15:10,650
- No. [laughing]
367
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:13,385
- So, Quinn, I'm really
liking your mean streak.
368
00:15:13,485 --> 00:15:15,820
I admittedly have a bit
of one, myself.
369
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,256
- I have no idea
what you're talking about.
370
00:15:18,357 --> 00:15:20,658
- Our little secret.
Got it.
371
00:15:20,759 --> 00:15:24,227
- Good evening. I'm Rob.
I'll be your waiter tonight.
372
00:15:24,328 --> 00:15:26,396
- Hey, Robbie, why don't you
tell us about the specials?
373
00:15:26,496 --> 00:15:28,031
- I'd be happy to.
374
00:15:28,131 --> 00:15:30,400
Our fish tonight is a tuna
tartare with a--
375
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,501
- [powers zapping]
- [speaking gibberish]
376
00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:34,136
- I'm sorry, what was that?
377
00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:37,205
- Uh, it's tuna tartare with--
- [powers zapping]
378
00:15:37,305 --> 00:15:42,677
- [speaking gibberish]
379
00:15:42,777 --> 00:15:47,014
I'm sorry. Would you
please excuse me?
380
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:50,083
- [laughing]
381
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:53,419
I should get out
more often.
382
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,253
- You should.
383
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:57,896
In fact, why don't you go
on another date with Quinn?
384
00:15:57,996 --> 00:15:59,297
Somewhere else.
385
00:15:59,397 --> 00:16:01,366
Right now.
386
00:16:01,466 --> 00:16:04,401
- What do you say, baby?
387
00:16:04,501 --> 00:16:06,670
- Ew.
388
00:16:06,770 --> 00:16:08,238
- Uh, hey, everybody,
how about we toast
389
00:16:08,338 --> 00:16:10,706
to Phoebe's
and my anniversary?
390
00:16:10,807 --> 00:16:14,243
Max, could you pass
the water?
391
00:16:14,343 --> 00:16:17,379
- [powers zapping]
392
00:16:17,479 --> 00:16:21,415
- [water splattering]
- PHOEBE: [gasping]
393
00:16:21,515 --> 00:16:23,917
- Oh, Phoebe, that's too bad.
394
00:16:24,018 --> 00:16:26,153
At least it wasn't one
of your nice dresses.
395
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:30,690
- ♪
396
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,258
- Okay, let's
review the plan.
397
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:35,161
The monster will enter
the room--attracted by our bait.
398
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:39,898
- Pork sausages and a copy of
"Monster Fashion" magazine.
399
00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:42,967
- When he trips the trap,
whoosh, the net falls on him.
400
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,869
- Then you zap
the daylights out of him.
401
00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:47,838
- Exactly.
- But don't zap the magazine.
402
00:16:47,938 --> 00:16:50,039
I still wanna see what those
sassy Sasquatches
403
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,941
are wearing this Fall.
404
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:53,810
Let's do this!
405
00:17:02,357 --> 00:17:05,292
- [creature snarling]
406
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,294
- Did you hear that?
- Uh-huh!
407
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,330
- [loud thud]
- [net drops]
408
00:17:09,430 --> 00:17:11,898
- We've got him, Nora.
409
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,299
Now blast him
into next week.
410
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,435
- BOTH: Chloe?
411
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,303
- Hi.
- [creature snarling]
412
00:17:18,403 --> 00:17:20,539
- Is that the sound
your doll makes?
413
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,074
- What is going on in here?
414
00:17:23,174 --> 00:17:24,642
- Chloe's the monster!
415
00:17:24,742 --> 00:17:26,710
Blast her, Nora!
416
00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:28,979
- Chloe's not a monster.
417
00:17:29,079 --> 00:17:31,414
Chloe, what are you
doing in here?
418
00:17:31,514 --> 00:17:34,050
- My room's scary.
419
00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:35,785
- Oh, I get it.
420
00:17:35,885 --> 00:17:37,653
She's been teleporting
under our beds at night
421
00:17:37,753 --> 00:17:40,188
because she's afraid to
sleep in her own room.
422
00:17:40,289 --> 00:17:41,389
- Is that true, sweetie?
423
00:17:41,490 --> 00:17:43,124
Are you afraid to
sleep by yourself?
424
00:17:43,224 --> 00:17:44,692
- Uh-huh.
425
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:46,427
- Aw, that's so cute.
426
00:17:46,527 --> 00:17:48,796
Nora, take a shot!
427
00:17:51,231 --> 00:17:53,600
- Sweetie, do you wanna sleep
in Mommy and Daddy's room
428
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:56,035
for a little while longer?
- Mm-hm.
429
00:17:56,135 --> 00:17:58,444
- Well, Billy, looks like you
have your old room back--
430
00:17:58,544 --> 00:17:59,912
for a little while.
431
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,746
- But we love being roomies.
432
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,482
- Yeah, Nora blasts
my toys in her sleep.
433
00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:07,651
- Yeah, in my sleep.
434
00:18:07,752 --> 00:18:10,154
- Look, Chloe, you can
come stay with us
435
00:18:10,254 --> 00:18:11,322
whenever you want.
436
00:18:11,422 --> 00:18:13,957
- Geez, why do we need
a five-bedroom house?
437
00:18:14,057 --> 00:18:16,426
Why don't we all just
sleep in the same room?
438
00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:19,729
I was kidding!
439
00:18:19,829 --> 00:18:21,963
- [creature/doll snarling]
440
00:18:24,298 --> 00:18:26,634
- Ah, all dried off, Phoebe?
441
00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:29,503
- Hey, Quinn, what're
you doing in my chair?
442
00:18:29,603 --> 00:18:30,938
- It's just so much
more festive
443
00:18:31,038 --> 00:18:32,572
when people switch
seats during dinner,
444
00:18:32,672 --> 00:18:34,241
don't you think?
445
00:18:34,341 --> 00:18:36,643
- You know what? I do!
446
00:18:36,743 --> 00:18:40,179
Which is why I think we
should switch seats again.
447
00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:41,747
[laughing]
448
00:18:41,847 --> 00:18:45,050
Look at us being festive.
449
00:18:45,150 --> 00:18:48,052
- Listen to me, wondergirl,
I warned you.
450
00:18:48,152 --> 00:18:50,554
Nothing can stop me
from being with Link.
451
00:18:50,654 --> 00:18:52,122
- I'm not afraid of you.
452
00:18:52,222 --> 00:18:53,290
- You should be.
453
00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:57,000
I can be very scary.
454
00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:02,337
- Bug eyes?
Oh, you are goin' down!
455
00:19:02,437 --> 00:19:03,738
Link, I didn't
wanna say anything
456
00:19:03,839 --> 00:19:05,340
'cause I was afraid you
would think I'm jealous,
457
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,575
but Quinn has been trying to
steal you away from me.
458
00:19:07,675 --> 00:19:08,876
Oh, and, status update--
459
00:19:08,976 --> 00:19:12,146
she's an evil bug villain
just like her parents!
460
00:19:12,246 --> 00:19:14,480
- Evil bug villain?
461
00:19:14,581 --> 00:19:16,917
Run away with me!
462
00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:20,119
- Phoebe, why would you
say such hurtful things?
463
00:19:20,219 --> 00:19:23,655
- Oh, quiet, six-legs!
464
00:19:23,755 --> 00:19:26,725
- Surprise crab cocktail
for the anniversary couple!
465
00:19:26,825 --> 00:19:28,559
- Oh, not a good time.
466
00:19:28,659 --> 00:19:31,862
- I'll take that.
Tiger's gotta eat.
467
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,731
- Phoebe, maybe your group
anniversary date was a bad idea.
468
00:19:34,832 --> 00:19:37,300
- It wasn't my idea,
it was hers--
469
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,502
Quinny Bug-Bug!
470
00:19:40,602 --> 00:19:43,405
- Maybe I should just
take Quinn home.
471
00:19:43,505 --> 00:19:45,674
- You don't believe me?
472
00:19:45,774 --> 00:19:48,676
- Two mango salads.
473
00:19:48,776 --> 00:19:51,445
- Excuse me a sec.
474
00:19:51,546 --> 00:19:54,114
- MAX: [whining]
475
00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:56,623
- Trade ya half-eaten crab legs
for a mango salad.
476
00:19:56,723 --> 00:19:58,391
Thank you.
- Phoebe, what are you doing?
477
00:19:58,491 --> 00:20:00,359
I was digging those crab legs.
478
00:20:00,459 --> 00:20:01,794
- It's mango salad, Max.
479
00:20:01,894 --> 00:20:05,397
If I'm right, Quinn can't
resist the smell of mangoes.
480
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:07,732
- Really?
481
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:12,903
Then the Velvet Tiger
has just found his scent.
482
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,771
- Listen, Quinn wants to go
483
00:20:14,871 --> 00:20:16,807
and you're just not being
quite yourself tonight.
484
00:20:16,907 --> 00:20:18,674
- Aw, but you can't
leave yet.
485
00:20:18,774 --> 00:20:21,644
Quinn hasn't even
had her dinner.
486
00:20:21,744 --> 00:20:24,813
- [pincers clacking]
487
00:20:24,914 --> 00:20:27,382
- PHOEBE: [gasps]
- LINK: Quinn?
488
00:20:27,482 --> 00:20:30,651
- [gulping plate of food]
489
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:31,785
- What is happening?
490
00:20:31,885 --> 00:20:33,020
- Oh! Oh! I know!
491
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,988
Uh, see, this is
the moment where you realize
492
00:20:35,088 --> 00:20:37,924
your girlfriend was right about
your friend being a bug villain!
493
00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:46,732
- Uh...guys...
494
00:20:46,832 --> 00:20:48,934
Quinn is kinda...
lookin' at me funny.
495
00:20:49,034 --> 00:20:50,535
- Oh, you're okay, Max.
496
00:20:50,635 --> 00:20:52,737
They only go into a feeding
frenzy when they smell mangoes.
497
00:20:52,837 --> 00:20:54,538
- Well, that's bad because
498
00:20:54,638 --> 00:20:56,546
I sorta just rubbed mango
all over my face.
499
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,682
- QUINN: [slurping]
500
00:20:58,782 --> 00:21:00,383
- Hot sauce.
501
00:21:03,886 --> 00:21:05,488
- [gulping bottle]
502
00:21:05,588 --> 00:21:08,056
[screeching, sizzling]
503
00:21:08,156 --> 00:21:10,224
[screeching]
504
00:21:14,295 --> 00:21:16,397
- Phoebe, I am so sorry
I didn't believe you.
505
00:21:16,497 --> 00:21:18,431
I ruined
our anniversary dinner.
506
00:21:18,531 --> 00:21:20,233
- No, you didn't ruin it.
507
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:22,535
Your two-faced bestie did.
508
00:21:22,635 --> 00:21:25,771
- Well, aren't you
two adorable.
509
00:21:25,871 --> 00:21:28,840
I almost just got
my head eaten!
510
00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:32,010
- Of course, since Quinn
now knows where we live,
511
00:21:32,110 --> 00:21:34,178
I'm gonna have
to hand her over
512
00:21:34,278 --> 00:21:36,547
to the Hero League
for memory wiping.
513
00:21:36,647 --> 00:21:38,481
- QUINN: [sighing]
514
00:21:38,581 --> 00:21:40,650
I'll never forget you, Link!
515
00:21:40,752 --> 00:21:43,585
- Yeah, you will--
in about 40 minutes.
516
00:21:43,685 --> 00:21:46,119
- Seriously?
Still into Captain Boring?
517
00:21:46,219 --> 00:21:48,952
Well, hey, guess what?
I never liked you!
518
00:21:49,052 --> 00:21:51,652
Yeah, you bug-eyed
flyin' freak!
519
00:21:51,752 --> 00:21:53,685
Heh. Heh.
520
00:21:53,785 --> 00:21:56,992
So, does she
have a sister?
521
00:22:01,159 --> 00:22:16,759
- ♪
522
00:22:16,809 --> 00:22:21,359
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