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- Uh, excuse me?
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Ma'am, you're in
the wrong house.
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- Ha. Ha.
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Your Mom suggested I treat
myself for my birthday.
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- So, you bought
yourself a skirt?
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- Your father's gonna play
a round of golf in Scotland
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and the kilt
is traditional dress.
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- Hm, traditionally,
you should shave your legs
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before you wear a dress.
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- What the kids mean
to say is...
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- ALL: Happy Birthday, Dad!
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- Aw, it means so much to me
that your Mom made you say it.
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Well, I'd better get going
so I don't miss my tee time.
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Thunderman, away!
- [loud thud]
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- Man skirt!
Nobody look up!
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- Okay, your Dad's
gonna be gone all day.
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That gives us time to set up
the perfect party
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and make up for last year.
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- HANK: [groaning]
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- I'm sorry, Hank.
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I thought fish was
supposed to smell like this.
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- ALL: [sadly]
Happy Birthday, Dad...
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- [ambulance siren wailing]
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- I know this
is kind of weird,
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but I really want
fish sticks right now.
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- Don't worry, Mom. Max and I
wanna do our part this year.
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- Yeah, I guess the big guy
does deserve one birthday
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that doesn't end up
on a stretcher.
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- Billy, Nora and I
will handle the cake,
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gift-wrapping
and decorations.
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- I'll blow up
the rubber bubbles.
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- Don't you mean balloons?
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- Balloons!
[zooming]
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- All I need from you two
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is to pick up your Dad's
birthday watch at the mall.
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- That's it?
- Zip it, Phoebe.
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They have three things to do.
We only have one.
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- And don't get
distracted at the mall.
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Be back as soon as you can
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and remember the party's
a surprise.
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- [zooming]
Surprise!
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- Whose turn is it
to explain things to Billy?
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- Looks like I'm up.
See you guys in a few hours.
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- ♪
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- So, that was
women's perfume
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that girl sprayed you with.
[laughing]
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- Yeah, for the second time,
I realize that.
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- Well, at least
we got Dad's watch.
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- Yeah, with time to spare--
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which is why
I called Oyster.
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- What's up, dude?
- Hey!
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- OYSTER: [sniffing]
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You smell like my nana.
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- Well, then, your nana
smells great.
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- Max, I can't believe
you called Oyster
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when Mom wanted us home
as soon as possible.
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- Hey, Phoebe, got your text.
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- Texting's not calling.
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Besides, we know how
to navigate the mall.
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Guys get distracted
by the littlest--
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- MAX & OYSTER:
Ear Blasters!
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- Ear Blasters?
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- They're the most awesomest
headphones ever.
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- Yeah!
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They have 18-micro
speakers that use
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your eardrums as real drums.
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- Ten out of ten doctors
do not recommend 'em.
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- Ear Blasters are impossible
to find, but they're here.
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[hissing]
They're only $80.
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- Fine. Half an hour, Max.
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We can't be late
for Dad's party.
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- I cannot wait
to wear those
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so I cannot hear
her any more.
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- All right, we have
time for two stores,
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the food court
and the carousel.
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- Carousel?
- I'm just kidding.
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Unless you want to.
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- Okay, I want to!
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- Oh, great, Madison is here.
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That spoiled snob
is so fake.
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Hi, Madison!
- Hi, girls!
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- Hm...
- Mmm...
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- Is that a Sarah Finn bag?
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I didn't know they opened
a store here.
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- [laughing] Oh, sweetie,
of course you didn't.
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It's very high class.
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And you're more...
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gym class.
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I'm sure the Denim Dungeon's
having a sale.
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Hasta.
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- [scoffs] Well, we know
where we're going.
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- The carousel?
- Sarah Finn.
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No, Ashley, we have to
go to that store
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and prove to Madison that we're
just as good as she is.
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Then we'll go to the...
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carousel.
- Denim Dungeon?
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- Okay, we need to get
on the same page here.
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- I did it and it's not
upside down this time.
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- Good boy.
Who wants a treat?
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- Nora, we talked
about this.
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Billy is not a dog.
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- [panting, scratching]
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- Not helping, sweetie.
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You guys, the place
looks great.
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At this rate, we'll be done way
before your Dad gets home.
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- WOMAN ANNOUNCING:
Alert! Alert!
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Your Dad is home.
- BARB: [gasps]
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He's early!
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Oh, if he sees this,
the surprise will be ruined.
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Hide the decorations.
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- On it!
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[zooming]
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- Mom, the cake!
- Oh!
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- COLOSSO: Hey!
I'm covered in cake!
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[happily]
Hey, I'm covered in cake!
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- Hank, what happened?
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- They closed the course
due to bad weather
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and on the way home,
I was struck by lightning--
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twice!
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- I thought lightning doesn't
strike the same place twice.
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- Tell that to Dad's butt.
[laughing]
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- Y-You can't sit down.
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After a lightning strike,
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the last place you
should be is inside.
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- You mean where there
isn't lightning?
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- Well, it's just that you're
full of electricity.
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It's not safe for the kids.
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- Don't you want us
to be safe, Daddy?
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- Yeah, don't you love us?
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- Guys, relax.
I am perfectly--
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- BARB: [powers zapping]
- HANK: Whoa!
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Was that me?
- Yes. Yes.
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We should get you outside
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until the electricity
leaves your body.
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[quietly]
Put the decorations back.
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- On it.
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[zooming]
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Oops.
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- Right, one more dollar
and those Ear Blasters are mine.
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Why isn't this thing
taking my last dollar?
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- Because your face
is on it.
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- Oh, it's a Max Buck.
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Wonder why these things
never caught on?
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- Maybe because there's
a bunny on the back.
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- Here, spot me
a real dollar.
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- No can do, bro.
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I threw all my change
in that pond.
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I wished you'd get
those headphones.
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Oh, man, I said
it out loud.
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Now you're not
gonna get 'em.
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- Guard the machine.
I'll be right back.
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Heh, heh, it's like
stealing candy from a baby.
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Shhhh...
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- ♪
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- Check it out.
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I feel like royalty.
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- Phoebe, we can't afford
anything in this store.
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These socks are $300.
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Perfect!
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- Relax, I'm not
gonna buy this.
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We're just gonna try on
the nice clothes,
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hide the tags
and then take selfies.
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Here.
- [cellphone camera clicks]
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- Then we'll post
our glam pics
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and prove to Madison
she was wrong about us.
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Even though I have
worn this in gym class.
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- Hello?
[laughing]
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Sorry, we get this
all the time.
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The Denim Dungeon
has moved downstairs.
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This is a Sarah Finn
store now.
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I'll just hang these
back up for you.
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- That was rude.
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He doesn't know us.
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- You're right.
He doesn't.
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[fake British accent]
Pardon me, sir,
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but we are still
undecided about those garments.
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- Excuse me?
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- I am Lady Pipi Whiffenpouf
and this is...
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- [fake British accent]
Lady Gaga.
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No relation.
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- We are wealthy heiresses
from jolly old England.
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- Really?
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- But if we're
not welcome here,
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perhaps we should take
our business elsewhere.
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- Uh, don't be silly.
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Uh, London is
my favorite city.
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I love Piccadilly Circus.
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- Ah, well, then Piccadilly
us more outfits.
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- Right away.
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Uh, ladies, some treats
for our special guests.
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If you need anything
at all, just ask.
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Oh...
- Ah...
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- BOTH:
[excited squealing]
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- Lady Gaga?
- Lady Whiffleball.
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- Close enough. Woo!
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- [cellphone ringing]
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- I just sent two
teenagers to the mall.
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What was I thinking?
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I sent two kids
to bake a cake.
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What was I thinking?
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- HANK: Barb?
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Barb?
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- Yes, Hank?
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- How much longer do I have to
stand here in these tires?
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I look ridiculous.
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- Well, the rubber
is canceling out
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the electric current
in your body.
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- Yeah, but I'm so--
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- Uh! Uh! Uh!
Take it from Electriss--
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electrical charges are
no laughing matter.
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- Isn't that from one of your
old safety commercials
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back in Metroburg?
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- Take it from Electriss--
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electrical charges
are no laughing matter.
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Use your dome.
Protect your home.
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- MALE ANNOUNCING: Paid for
by Superheroes for Safety.
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- Just stay here until
Max and Phoebe get back.
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- Barb, wait,
don't go inside.
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- No, I don't think
you should--
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- HANK: Ahhhh!
- BARB: Hank?
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Oh!
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- Where am I going now?
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Help!
- Hank?
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- [car horn blaring]
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- If Dad's going
to the store,
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tell him we're
out of milk.
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- Fifty-five cents.
Over half way there.
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Oyster, how're you doin'?
- All good here.
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- Ear Blasters for
only a dollar?
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- Not good. Not good here.
You'd better hurry.
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- Are you stealing money?
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- No.
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I'm...
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the Wish Fairy
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00:10:58,271 --> 00:10:59,705
and I'm just
collecting money
253
00:10:59,805 --> 00:11:02,105
to take it back
to Wishville.
254
00:11:02,205 --> 00:11:05,471
You got a wish?
255
00:11:05,571 --> 00:11:07,138
A penny, huh?
256
00:11:07,238 --> 00:11:10,138
A couple of quarters and your
wish goes on the fast track.
257
00:11:10,238 --> 00:11:12,005
- Thanks, Mr. Fairy.
258
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,838
- Outta my Wish Pond, punk.
259
00:11:13,938 --> 00:11:15,738
- Take your hands
off the Wish Fairy.
260
00:11:15,838 --> 00:11:17,338
[kicks guard]
- Ow!
261
00:11:17,438 --> 00:11:19,071
- Thanks, kid.
262
00:11:25,905 --> 00:11:29,271
How are you doing that?
263
00:11:29,371 --> 00:11:32,571
- It's not a very big pond.
- Aw...
264
00:11:36,138 --> 00:11:38,071
- [clears throat]
- Why, thank you.
265
00:11:38,171 --> 00:11:41,405
Your dry and crumbly muffins
are surprisingly smashing.
266
00:11:41,505 --> 00:11:44,505
- They're scones and they
taste even better
267
00:11:44,605 --> 00:11:46,805
when you buy something.
268
00:11:46,905 --> 00:11:48,805
- All in good time,
old chap.
269
00:11:48,905 --> 00:11:53,171
- Or do you prefer gov'nor?
270
00:11:53,271 --> 00:11:57,011
- Come on, let's get a picture
with our fancy food.
271
00:11:57,111 --> 00:11:58,445
- What's a scone, anyway?
272
00:11:58,545 --> 00:12:01,278
- Who cares--as long as Madison
sees us eating it.
273
00:12:01,378 --> 00:12:02,978
- [cellphone camera clicks]
274
00:12:03,078 --> 00:12:04,911
- MAX: Let me go!
You're not even a real cop.
275
00:12:05,011 --> 00:12:08,045
- You've gotta
be kidding me.
276
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,945
- Lady Whifflepouff, wait!
277
00:12:10,045 --> 00:12:13,578
- [store alarm wailing]
278
00:12:13,678 --> 00:12:15,811
- Stop her!
279
00:12:15,911 --> 00:12:19,611
- Ah!
280
00:12:19,711 --> 00:12:21,545
- What did you do, Max?
281
00:12:21,645 --> 00:12:22,878
- This girl is a thief.
282
00:12:22,978 --> 00:12:25,078
- What did you do, Phoebe?
283
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,645
- She stole
a Sarah Finn vest.
284
00:12:27,745 --> 00:12:30,111
- No, no, I was just
coming to check on my brother.
285
00:12:30,211 --> 00:12:33,511
- Who also seems to be
in the family business.
286
00:12:33,611 --> 00:12:35,545
- Wait, my Dad's birthday watch
is still in the store.
287
00:12:35,645 --> 00:12:38,645
- Oh, did you lose your watch
like you lost your accent?
288
00:12:43,178 --> 00:12:45,245
- Oh, my "Gurd", Phoebe.
289
00:12:45,345 --> 00:12:48,011
Shoplift much?
- [cellphone camera clicks]
290
00:12:51,178 --> 00:12:52,911
- You two are banned
for life.
291
00:12:53,011 --> 00:12:55,078
- You can't do that!
292
00:12:58,051 --> 00:13:01,085
- [sighing] I can't
believe he did that.
293
00:13:05,631 --> 00:13:07,531
- We can't go home
empty-handed
294
00:13:07,631 --> 00:13:09,531
and ruin Dad's
birthday--again.
295
00:13:09,631 --> 00:13:11,564
Do you know how mad
Mom's gonna be?
296
00:13:11,664 --> 00:13:13,564
- [cellphone ringing]
297
00:13:13,664 --> 00:13:16,031
- Looks like we're about
to find out. Hey, Mom.
298
00:13:16,131 --> 00:13:18,031
- BARB ON PHONE: Where
are you guys?
299
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,031
You were supposed to be
home an hour ago.
300
00:13:20,131 --> 00:13:22,431
- Yeah, I know we're late.
It's...
301
00:13:22,531 --> 00:13:23,664
Well, it's old Phoebe.
302
00:13:23,764 --> 00:13:25,631
- BARB: Get back here.
I'm not kidding around.
303
00:13:25,731 --> 00:13:27,364
- We'll be there.
304
00:13:27,464 --> 00:13:29,364
Phoebe's just gotta
do one more thing.
305
00:13:29,464 --> 00:13:30,897
- BARB: Tell Phoebe to--
306
00:13:30,997 --> 00:13:34,364
- Woo, she is not happy
with you.
307
00:13:34,464 --> 00:13:37,064
- Ashley, did you find my Dad's
watch in the Sarah Finn store?
308
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,397
- No, I looked everywhere.
What else can I do?
309
00:13:39,497 --> 00:13:41,431
I'm all yours until
my Mom gets here.
310
00:13:41,531 --> 00:13:43,231
- Well, it would be
great if you could--
311
00:13:43,331 --> 00:13:45,597
- [cellphone musical tone]
- Oh, that's my Mom. Gotta go.
312
00:13:48,297 --> 00:13:50,597
- We've gotta get back inside
and get Dad's watch.
313
00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:57,064
- Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
314
00:13:57,164 --> 00:13:59,304
- I'm never thinking
what you're thinking.
315
00:13:59,404 --> 00:14:03,737
- ♪
316
00:14:03,837 --> 00:14:05,804
- It took two hours
to make a cake
317
00:14:05,904 --> 00:14:08,237
that Dad's gonna eat
in two seconds.
318
00:14:08,337 --> 00:14:10,737
- So, what's next?
319
00:14:16,037 --> 00:14:18,304
- Looks like we have time to
wrap our gifts for Dad.
320
00:14:18,404 --> 00:14:21,137
- On it!
[zooming]
321
00:14:21,237 --> 00:14:22,871
[sighing]
322
00:14:22,971 --> 00:14:26,504
I no longer regret my summer
at gift wrapping camp.
323
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:30,637
- Well, you're gonna.
324
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:34,004
- They warned me at
camp there'd be haters!
325
00:14:34,104 --> 00:14:37,104
- NORA: [zapping]
- BILLY: Ah! Ah!
326
00:14:37,204 --> 00:14:44,271
- ♪
327
00:14:44,371 --> 00:14:47,737
- [bins thud]
- PHOEBE: [grunts]
328
00:14:50,737 --> 00:14:52,471
You're supposed
to be an evil genius
329
00:14:52,571 --> 00:14:54,471
and this is the best
you got?
330
00:14:54,571 --> 00:14:56,071
- Oh, I'm sorry.
331
00:14:56,171 --> 00:15:00,077
Are you giving me 'tude
from outside or inside the mall?
332
00:15:00,177 --> 00:15:02,877
- KIDS: [shouting]
- Oh, no, Oyster's in trouble.
333
00:15:02,977 --> 00:15:04,944
- Forget him, Max.
We have to find Dad's watch.
334
00:15:05,044 --> 00:15:06,944
Oyster can take
care of himself.
335
00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:08,944
- [high-pitched]
Stay back! Stay back!
336
00:15:09,044 --> 00:15:12,144
Hold up, bro. You're not
touching this screen.
337
00:15:14,077 --> 00:15:15,511
Ha! Ha!
338
00:15:15,611 --> 00:15:17,211
Ugh!
339
00:15:17,311 --> 00:15:19,744
It tastes like the flu.
340
00:15:19,844 --> 00:15:22,377
- KIDS: [shouting]
341
00:15:22,477 --> 00:15:24,377
- See, I told you
Oyster's got it.
342
00:15:24,477 --> 00:15:26,944
- Oh, he's gonna
get something.
343
00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:28,977
- Come on, let's find
Dad's watch.
344
00:15:29,077 --> 00:15:32,277
- Oh, tell Jocelyn that
I'll be back in 15.
345
00:15:32,377 --> 00:15:34,677
I need a massage.
346
00:15:38,077 --> 00:15:40,377
Ooh...
347
00:15:40,477 --> 00:15:42,311
Hm...
348
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:48,611
- I think Dad's watch
just found us.
349
00:15:48,711 --> 00:15:49,977
- [fake British accent]
My word!
350
00:15:50,077 --> 00:15:52,644
How dare that thief
call me a thief.
351
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,344
- Why are you talking
like that?
352
00:15:54,444 --> 00:15:58,251
- I dunno. It helps me forget
I'm in a garbage can.
353
00:15:58,351 --> 00:16:01,617
Tally-ho!
354
00:16:01,717 --> 00:16:04,151
- Barb, I have to go
to the bathroom.
355
00:16:04,251 --> 00:16:06,084
- Not so fast.
356
00:16:06,184 --> 00:16:08,084
Remember, if you "charge"
into electrical situations,
357
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:11,084
you might be "shocked"
by what happens.
358
00:16:11,184 --> 00:16:13,684
- Really, Barb?
More safety commercials?
359
00:16:13,784 --> 00:16:15,151
- Take it from Electriss--
360
00:16:15,251 --> 00:16:17,884
if you "charge" into
electrical situations,
361
00:16:17,984 --> 00:16:20,451
you may be "shocked"
by what happens,
362
00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:23,784
and that's what's up.
363
00:16:23,884 --> 00:16:26,951
- MALE ANNOUNCING: Paid for
by Superheroes for Safety.
364
00:16:27,051 --> 00:16:29,684
- I swear I don't have
any charge in me,
365
00:16:29,784 --> 00:16:33,651
but I do have plenty
of water and it wants out!
366
00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:35,451
Is there something
wrong with your neck?
367
00:16:35,551 --> 00:16:37,451
- Yeah, someone in
tires rolled over me
368
00:16:37,551 --> 00:16:41,084
when I was trying
to save them. Just...
369
00:16:41,184 --> 00:16:43,651
Kids!
No, you can't go inside yet.
370
00:16:43,751 --> 00:16:45,617
The kids have something
to show you.
371
00:16:45,717 --> 00:16:48,584
Quick, blindfold your Dad
for his birthday piñata
372
00:16:48,684 --> 00:16:50,617
that he will hit
because it exists.
373
00:16:50,717 --> 00:16:53,051
- Why are we talking
like this?
374
00:16:53,151 --> 00:16:55,551
- Blindfold the man.
375
00:16:55,651 --> 00:16:57,457
- I love piñatas.
376
00:16:57,557 --> 00:16:59,424
Is it filled with
candy or steak?
377
00:16:59,524 --> 00:17:01,357
No, don't tell me.
Let it be a surprise.
378
00:17:01,457 --> 00:17:04,324
Please be steak!
379
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,091
[laughing]
380
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,591
- Okay, the piñata's
in front of you.
381
00:17:08,691 --> 00:17:10,457
Swing away!
382
00:17:10,557 --> 00:17:16,224
- [broom whooshing]
383
00:17:16,324 --> 00:17:17,757
- I can't believe Max
and Phoebe aren't here yet
384
00:17:17,857 --> 00:17:19,724
with your father's gift.
385
00:17:19,824 --> 00:17:21,724
His birthday's gonna
be ruined again.
386
00:17:21,824 --> 00:17:23,624
- Ooh, so close, Dad.
387
00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:25,624
- Aw, I'm comin'
for you, candy--
388
00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:27,591
and/or steak!
- [broom whooshing]
389
00:17:27,691 --> 00:17:29,291
- He's had like 50 swings.
390
00:17:29,391 --> 00:17:31,324
When's it gonna
be my turn?
391
00:17:31,424 --> 00:17:34,591
- [broom whooshing]
392
00:17:36,691 --> 00:17:39,524
- [banana peel whooshes, splats]
- KID: Oh!
393
00:17:39,624 --> 00:17:41,391
- We've gotta get rid
of that masseuse.
394
00:17:41,491 --> 00:17:43,091
I know. We'll find
the security office,
395
00:17:43,191 --> 00:17:45,257
hack into the mall's PA system
and then announce that--
396
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:47,124
- Or we can do this.
397
00:17:50,557 --> 00:17:53,057
- Less clever, but works.
398
00:17:56,991 --> 00:17:58,931
- MAN: My back is in knots
399
00:17:59,031 --> 00:18:00,964
thanks to this girl
who came into my store.
400
00:18:01,064 --> 00:18:06,131
She tried to steal a vest.
Can you believe it?
401
00:18:06,231 --> 00:18:07,764
- She sounds annoying.
402
00:18:07,864 --> 00:18:09,797
- Mmm. You should've seen
what she was wearing.
403
00:18:09,897 --> 00:18:13,397
Two words--last season.
404
00:18:13,497 --> 00:18:15,431
- [pounding on back] She could
have nicer clothes at home!
405
00:18:15,531 --> 00:18:17,531
You don't know!
406
00:18:17,631 --> 00:18:19,997
- [voice vibrating]
Easy...
407
00:18:20,097 --> 00:18:23,231
That's not a knot,
that's my spine.
408
00:18:23,331 --> 00:18:25,364
- [coins rattle]
409
00:18:25,464 --> 00:18:26,797
- Four quarters!
410
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,864
Hello, Ear Blasters.
411
00:18:28,964 --> 00:18:30,697
- Max, no.
Watch, remember?
412
00:18:30,797 --> 00:18:33,731
- Wait, I'd know that
accentless voice anywhere.
413
00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,231
Hmmmm...
414
00:18:37,331 --> 00:18:39,431
- You stole my Dad's watch
and I want it back.
415
00:18:39,531 --> 00:18:40,997
- MAN: [grunting]
416
00:18:41,097 --> 00:18:43,764
- Max, the watch!
- Phoebe, the Ear Blasters!
417
00:18:43,864 --> 00:18:46,964
- Dad's birthday
is more important.
418
00:18:47,064 --> 00:18:49,631
- [powers whooshing]
- What is happening?
419
00:18:49,731 --> 00:18:53,197
Oh!
[straining]
420
00:19:02,304 --> 00:19:03,704
[sputtering]
421
00:19:03,804 --> 00:19:07,237
I am the weekend Assistant
Manager of Sarah Finn.
422
00:19:07,337 --> 00:19:09,737
I don't deserve this.
423
00:19:09,837 --> 00:19:11,471
- But you do deserve this.
424
00:19:11,571 --> 00:19:13,671
- [hand smacks face]
Oh!
425
00:19:17,604 --> 00:19:20,804
- I got 'em.
Thank you, Mr. Fairy.
426
00:19:23,971 --> 00:19:25,871
- All right, come on, we can
still make it to Dad's party.
427
00:19:25,971 --> 00:19:27,671
- Wait, where's Oyster?
428
00:19:27,771 --> 00:19:32,504
- Uh, he must have given
up and gone home.
429
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:36,071
- [muffled screaming]
430
00:19:39,237 --> 00:19:41,237
- [broom whooshing]
431
00:19:41,337 --> 00:19:43,371
- [grunting]
432
00:19:43,471 --> 00:19:45,671
Man, this is a small piñata.
433
00:19:45,771 --> 00:19:47,104
- [broom whooshing]
434
00:19:47,204 --> 00:19:50,337
- Guys? Guys?
435
00:19:52,504 --> 00:19:53,937
There's no piñata.
436
00:19:54,037 --> 00:19:57,177
I've been swinging
at imaginary meat?
437
00:19:57,277 --> 00:20:00,677
Why does my birthday
hate me?
438
00:20:00,777 --> 00:20:02,244
- [thunder crashing]
439
00:20:02,344 --> 00:20:05,777
- Oh, that cloud
looks familiar.
440
00:20:05,877 --> 00:20:07,844
- This is the last message
I'm gonna leave.
441
00:20:07,944 --> 00:20:10,411
I can't believe how
irresponsible you two are being.
442
00:20:10,511 --> 00:20:12,477
I mean, I expect this
from you, Max,
443
00:20:12,577 --> 00:20:14,177
but not you, Phoebe.
444
00:20:14,277 --> 00:20:15,777
It's what I would have said...
445
00:20:15,877 --> 00:20:18,977
if you just hadn't
walked in. Bye.
446
00:20:19,077 --> 00:20:20,477
Perfect timing.
447
00:20:20,577 --> 00:20:22,344
Give or take three hours.
448
00:20:22,444 --> 00:20:26,077
Okay, everybody hide.
I'll go get Hank.
449
00:20:26,177 --> 00:20:28,577
- Oh, I need a bathroom!
450
00:20:28,677 --> 00:20:30,177
- ALL: Surprise!
451
00:20:30,277 --> 00:20:33,444
- Oh, ho, ho, ho.
You guys...
452
00:20:33,544 --> 00:20:35,044
This is perfect.
I had no idea.
453
00:20:35,144 --> 00:20:37,211
- We invited all the people
that you love the most.
454
00:20:40,811 --> 00:20:42,477
- Thank you for
coming, everyone.
455
00:20:42,577 --> 00:20:44,577
This is the best
birthday ever.
456
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,177
Now I've just gotta--
- Wait, Dad.
457
00:20:46,277 --> 00:20:47,511
Uh, here, open this.
458
00:20:47,611 --> 00:20:50,411
It's from all of us.
- Okay.
459
00:20:50,511 --> 00:20:53,244
- You have no idea
what this cost me.
460
00:20:53,344 --> 00:20:54,844
Ear Blasters.
461
00:20:54,944 --> 00:20:57,151
It cost me a pair
of Ear Blasters.
462
00:20:57,251 --> 00:20:59,984
- Oh, a new watch!
463
00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:01,584
Thanks, guys.
464
00:21:01,684 --> 00:21:03,584
You have no idea
what this means
465
00:21:03,684 --> 00:21:06,017
and I'll tell you as soon
as I go to the bathroom!
466
00:21:06,117 --> 00:21:07,617
- But, honey,
someone's in there.
467
00:21:07,717 --> 00:21:08,884
- Oh, I can't wait.
468
00:21:08,984 --> 00:21:11,017
I'm going to
the gas station.
469
00:21:11,117 --> 00:21:14,451
- [thunder crashing]
- [electrical zapping]
470
00:21:14,551 --> 00:21:16,684
- [loud thud]
471
00:21:19,451 --> 00:21:21,351
- I'm sorry, Hank!
472
00:21:21,451 --> 00:21:27,451
I had no idea this watch was a
super-conductor of electricity.
473
00:21:27,551 --> 00:21:30,217
- [sadly]
Happy Birthday, Dad...
474
00:21:30,317 --> 00:21:31,517
- [ambulance siren wailing]
475
00:21:31,617 --> 00:21:33,084
- Take it from Electriss--
476
00:21:33,184 --> 00:21:36,084
cramming too many plugs
into a socket isn't cool.
477
00:21:36,184 --> 00:21:41,184
So fight that urge
and get a surge...protector.
478
00:21:41,284 --> 00:21:42,751
Take it from Electriss--
479
00:21:42,851 --> 00:21:45,484
before leaving home, make sure
you turn off the lights
480
00:21:45,584 --> 00:21:51,117
because wasting electricity
megahertz us all.
481
00:21:51,217 --> 00:21:53,884
- MALE ANNOUNCING: Paid for
by Superheroes for Safety.
482
00:21:56,724 --> 00:22:12,824
- ♪
483
00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:17,424
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