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- Are you guys ready to make
the best epic fail video ever?
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- We were born ready.
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- Pig Billy, Boy Billy.
Pig Billy, Boy Billy.
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Pig Billy, Boy Billy.
- Nora...
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You are the adorable
little t-ball player
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and, Billy, you are
the unlucky kid
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who "accidentally"
gets in her way.
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Hold and...
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Action!
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- [stiffly] Time to hit
one over the fence.
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- [stiffly] Swing away,
but be careful
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not to hit me in
my "special area."
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- Oh, cut! Cut! Cut!
Cut! Cut!
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Guys, epic fails are
supposed to look natural.
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- You want an epic fail--
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just point the camera
at your face.
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- Ah, look who's back from
rehearsals of the "Buttcracker."
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- The "Buttcracker"?
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I see that ballet
every time dad bends over.
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- It's called "Swan Lake"
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and I worked really
hard to get the lead.
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And in just a few short days,
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I'll make my dance debut
and become "The Swan."
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- So, it's going to be
three hours of that?
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- I know.
Aren't you excited?
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- Clear out, birdbrain.
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I've gotta get back
to my epic fail video
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so I can win that
Chirper contest.
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- The first video to get
to one million re-chirps
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wins $10,000.
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- Let me guess--you have
some ridiculous
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over-the-top plan
for the winnings.
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- No. I'm gonna buy a tiny
island in the South Pacific
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where I'll start a dictatorship
called Maxlandia!
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- Wait, what'll we get?
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- You guys get to be one
of the lucky few
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to be on the internet.
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- I just wanna hit
something with a bat.
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- MAX: Oh!
- BILLY: Oh, ho, ho!
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- The camera wasn't rolling.
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- I know.
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- These epic fails are epic fakes.
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How dare they call
my staged videos fake!
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You guys need to fail better.
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- Fail better as we skateboard
down the stairs backwards.
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Got it.
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- Yeah, I'm not doing that.
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- ["Swan Lake" music]
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- Hiddenville High presents
"Swan Lake" this Saturday.
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Get your tickets now
to see me become...
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"The Swan."
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- Get outta the living
room, flappy feet.
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- [turns off music]
- No way.
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I'm making this video
to post on Chirper
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so we can boost ticket
sales for the ballet.
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We've only sold five so far.
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- Ooh, I bought
my five tickets, sweetie!
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[squealing]
I am so proud of you.
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- Thanks, Mom.
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Beat it, loser!
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- Okay, guys, we are
still making our video.
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Just ignore Phoebe
and remember...
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this epic fail has
to look real.
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- Got it!
Let's rock this!
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- Oh!
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- BILLY & NORA: [laughing]
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- Did you see that?
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That's the kind of video
you should be making.
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- Great idea, Nora.
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You're fired.
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Phoebe, are you okay?
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Uh, let me, uh, use your phone
to call the paramedics.
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- [powers zapping]
Nice try, Max.
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You are not posting
this video of me falling.
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I've worked "tutu" hard.
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[laughing]
Tutu.
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Ballet humor.
You wouldn't get it.
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Now I'll just go post
the good parts to Chirper
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and then ballet
it down for an app.
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Okay, I'm done with
ballet humor now.
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- I'll get that phone.
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For Maxlandia!
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- Hank, I'm going
to run errands.
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Let the gardener in.
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- That's great, sweetheart.
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Wait, gardeners
cost money.
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- I found poison ivy
in the back yard.
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He's removing it.
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So, you kids stay out
of the backyard.
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There's poison ivy
over there.
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- BOTH: That's great, Mom.
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- Okay, you know what
would be great?
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If you kids went inside
until I got back.
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- Well, don't be silly.
I'm right here.
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I can watch 'em.
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- I know, but if
they get poison ivy,
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they'll be miserable
and they'll miss the ballet.
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- Oh, I get it.
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If your kids are in a bus
hanging off a bridge,
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call Thunderman.
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Ooh, but there's a scary
bush in the back yard.
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Everybody in the house.
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- I'm sorry, honey.
I totally trust you.
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See you guys later.
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- Okay, Nora, watch
me sink this shot.
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- This is why we get
picked last in gym.
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- I'll get it.
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- Wait, I think that's where mom
just said the poison ivy was.
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- Mom was out here?
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- Somebody was yelling at us.
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Maybe we should ask dad
if we can get it?
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- Hey, Dad, can we
get our disc back?
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- Is it on the roof?
- BILLY & NORA: No.
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- Then go ahead.
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- [zooming]
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Got it--and no poison ivy.
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Up top!
- [palms smack]
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- MAX: [powers zapping]
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[powers zapping]
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- [sighing]
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Teen girl cell phone
death grip.
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Time for The Epic Faillerina
to buy me my island.
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Uploading Phoebe's
fall to my Chirper page.
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- [data zooming]
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- Rubbing Phoebe's phone
in my armpit.
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And now I make
my clean getaway.
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- [food splatting]
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- Cleanish.
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- ♪
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- Ow.
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- Hey, genius, somebody
gave me poison ivy.
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- Ew, who did that?
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- Look in a mirror.
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- [gasping]
Is he behind me?
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- No. It's you.
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Don't you have a rash, too?
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- Only this tiny red
dot on my arm.
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Ahhhhhhh! It's growing!
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- It only grows
when you scratch it.
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- Then we should
stop scratching.
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- But it feels so good.
- I know.
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- What is happening in here?
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Oh, no.
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You got poison ivy?
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Please don't tell me
this happened on my watch.
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- It didn't.
- Whew.
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- It happened while you were
ignoring us on your watch.
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- You cannot tell your mom.
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She'll never let me
hear the end of it.
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Don't worry--I'll find a cure.
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Aw, what's this for?
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- Just giving you poison
ivy to make sure
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you want this cure
as much as we do.
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- Ha. Nice try, Nora.
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I flew into the sun once.
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Do you really think Thunderman
can get poison ivy?
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Ahhhhhhh!
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It's like a thousand
fire ants are eating my skin!
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- Phoebe, I saw your
video on Chirper.
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Quite a performance.
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- Oh, thanks.
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Looks like my post
was a hit.
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- Yeah, a real smash.
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Hopefully, a million
people will see it.
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- I hope you got your ticket
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to the show tomorrow
night, Gideon.
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- Sure did. Can't wait to
see you "break a leg."
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- Thanks. But "break a leg"
is for theater folks.
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Saying it to a dancer
is kinda creepy.
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Especially when
you make that face.
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- Your first fan.
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Looks like you became
a star even before
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you made your big debut.
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You're welcome.
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- I am not a star, Max.
I'm just Phoebe.
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The same humble sister
you've always known.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
my fans are waiting.
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- That's it--fall for Gideon.
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- CROWD: Aww...
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- Don't worry, you'll get
the full show on Saturday.
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[sighing]
Good afternoon, Madame Gigi.
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- Bonjour, Phoebe.
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Okay, too much touching.
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- Sorry, I'm just excited.
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It's our last rehearsal
before the big show.
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- Yes, the show,
it is sold out.
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The girls say it's because
of your...video.
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- Sold out?
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That's so awesome.
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It'll be standing room only,
when I become...
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"The Swan."
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- No, no, no.
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Phoebe, Mathilda will
become "The Swan."
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You will stay home.
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- I'm sorry, can you
repeat that?
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Your accent made it sound
like I'm staying home.
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- Oui. You will ruin my show.
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You are the one who falls
and breaks things, non?
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[clapping hands]
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"The Epic Faillerina"?
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- Epic Faillerina?
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Oh!
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Yeah, that's me,
but I didn't fall.
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Well, I did fall, but...
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How did I even--
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Max!
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- Oh, there's
the swan princess.
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- [slams locker]
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- Well, aren't you
the angry bird.
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- The Epic Faillerina?
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You turned me into
The Epic Faillerina!
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- I turned you into
a Chirper sensation
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and helped you sell out
your stupid ballet show.
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- Oh! You mean the ballet show
I was kicked out of
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because you turned me
into The Epic Faillerina!
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- It's cool. She knows me.
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We're practically dating.
[laughing]
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Phoebe, can you take
a picture with my--
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- [growling]
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- My boo says now
is not a good time.
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- So that's exciting.
You and Gideon, hm?
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- Max, this is my first
lead in a ballet.
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I have destroyed my toes
for this moment.
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- To be fair, you've always
had unsightly toes.
242
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- Well, you're not
gonna have any toes,
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if you don't take down
that video.
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- No, way. I am this close
to winning that contest
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and buying my island.
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Tell you what.
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You can prance around
in your chicken suit
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at the grand opening
of Maxlandia.
249
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- This isn't over, Max.
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One way or another,
I'm gonna get you back--
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right after I get
my lead back.
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And I'm gonna show all of you
that I am not The Epic Failler--
253
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,757
Whoa!
- CROWD: [gasping]
254
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:07,027
- [cell phone cameras clicking]
255
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,796
- Starting now.
256
00:12:10,699 --> 00:12:12,801
Okay now.
257
00:12:14,904 --> 00:12:17,107
- Dad, did you find the cure?
258
00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:20,244
- Not yet, but I promise
I will click on every link,
259
00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:23,982
I will search every page,
and I will not rest until--
260
00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:29,255
Ooh, hoo, hoo, pictures
of celebrities without makeup.
261
00:12:29,355 --> 00:12:31,458
- Dad, focus!
262
00:12:31,558 --> 00:12:33,495
Our poison ivy's
getting worse.
263
00:12:33,595 --> 00:12:35,330
- I hope, for your sake,
264
00:12:35,430 --> 00:12:37,333
that mom doesn't
come home soon.
265
00:12:37,433 --> 00:12:38,667
- COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!
266
00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:40,670
Mom is approaching.
267
00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:42,672
- Oh, no.
Hide your arms.
268
00:12:42,773 --> 00:12:46,344
Do not let her see
you scratching.
269
00:12:46,444 --> 00:12:48,714
- Oh, I found
the cutest outfit
270
00:12:48,814 --> 00:12:50,482
to wear to the ballet tonight.
271
00:12:50,582 --> 00:12:52,084
- Oh, that's great, honey.
272
00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:57,932
- I'm just gonna go upstairs
and find some shoes to match.
273
00:12:58,032 --> 00:13:01,036
Oh, we're gonna have
so much fun tonight.
274
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,843
- Dad, I can't
live like this.
275
00:13:06,943 --> 00:13:08,813
You have to find that cure.
276
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,014
- Oh, here's something.
277
00:13:10,114 --> 00:13:11,750
There's a rare plant
in the Amazon
278
00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:14,453
that the locals say
cures poison ivy.
279
00:13:14,553 --> 00:13:16,389
Check it out.
- Think it'll work?
280
00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:17,757
- Only one way to find out.
281
00:13:17,857 --> 00:13:20,695
Race ya there, Billy.
- BILLY: [zooming]
282
00:13:20,795 --> 00:13:24,500
- Thunderman, awa--
- BILLY: [zooming] Got it!
283
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,069
- I've gotta get
a shorter catchphrase.
284
00:13:29,506 --> 00:13:32,009
- ALL: [sighing]
285
00:13:33,778 --> 00:13:35,214
- Dr. Colosso, my Epic
Faillerina video
286
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,650
should be closing in on
a million re-chirps.
287
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,285
Ready to celebrate
with some cake?
288
00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:42,188
- I can't believe we're
gonna get our own country.
289
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:47,062
- We? It's Maxlandia,
not Max-and-his-bunny-landia.
290
00:13:47,162 --> 00:13:49,798
- Tell that to the flag.
[clicking button]
291
00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:52,101
Ta-da!
- [fanfare music]
292
00:13:55,372 --> 00:13:57,548
- We're not using that.
293
00:13:57,648 --> 00:13:58,784
- Awww...
294
00:13:58,884 --> 00:14:01,053
- All right, here we go.
295
00:14:01,153 --> 00:14:04,624
What's going on?
Where's my video?
296
00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:06,627
- Deleted.
- Ahhhhhh!
297
00:14:06,727 --> 00:14:10,098
- [heavy thud]
298
00:14:10,198 --> 00:14:12,735
- A few hours ago,
I came down here
299
00:14:12,835 --> 00:14:15,105
to rub a bunch of your stuff
under my armpit.
300
00:14:18,209 --> 00:14:20,612
Instead, I found your computer
was open... [laughing]
301
00:14:20,712 --> 00:14:22,547
...and you were
still logged in.
302
00:14:22,647 --> 00:14:26,319
- What? That's impossible.
I never forget to log out.
303
00:14:26,419 --> 00:14:29,389
Unless someone else
forgot to log out.
304
00:14:29,489 --> 00:14:32,293
- Ooh. Sorry, I had
some important work
305
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,828
to do this morning.
306
00:14:33,929 --> 00:14:35,597
- [music playing]
- Yeah!
307
00:14:35,697 --> 00:14:37,099
- WOMAN ON VIDEO:
Good job, flex ladies.
308
00:14:37,199 --> 00:14:39,969
Ooh, you gotta burn it
to earn it!
309
00:14:40,069 --> 00:14:41,638
Come on!
- Oh, yeah!
310
00:14:41,739 --> 00:14:43,741
- Let's go, gals!
- Yea-a-a-a-h!
311
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:47,011
I can crush a carrot
with these bunny buns.
312
00:14:47,111 --> 00:14:49,348
Wanna see me earn it?
- MAX: No!
313
00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:51,151
- Hmph.
314
00:14:51,251 --> 00:14:53,687
- Phoebe, I can't
believe you did this.
315
00:14:53,787 --> 00:14:55,556
- Well, it wasn't all me.
316
00:14:55,656 --> 00:14:58,166
You were kind enough to send
that email to Madame Gigi
317
00:14:58,266 --> 00:15:00,836
confessing you faked the video.
318
00:15:00,936 --> 00:15:02,538
- I didn't send any--
319
00:15:02,638 --> 00:15:04,574
[gasping]
You hacked my email?!
320
00:15:04,674 --> 00:15:06,576
- [feigned gasping]
321
00:15:06,676 --> 00:15:11,550
- You will not be prancing at
the grand opening of Maxlandia.
322
00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:13,953
- Oh, I'll be prancing tonight.
323
00:15:14,053 --> 00:15:16,389
That's right--Madame Gigi
gave me the lead back.
324
00:15:16,489 --> 00:15:19,327
I'm gettin' ma swan on!
325
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:25,034
- ["Swan Lake" music]
326
00:15:25,134 --> 00:15:41,054
♪
327
00:15:42,156 --> 00:15:51,301
♪
328
00:15:51,401 --> 00:15:56,040
- Phoebe looks so graceful
and elegant, don't you think?
329
00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:58,149
- I'm going to the toilet.
330
00:16:01,453 --> 00:16:03,289
Hey, Gideon,
take my phone and record
331
00:16:03,389 --> 00:16:05,291
everything that
happens onstage, okay?
332
00:16:05,392 --> 00:16:08,763
I've got 10 grand to win--
and I'm not sharing.
333
00:16:08,863 --> 00:16:10,598
- That's cool.
334
00:16:10,698 --> 00:16:13,402
As long as I can get your
sister's phone number off this.
335
00:16:13,502 --> 00:16:16,105
- Just promise to call
her every day.
336
00:16:17,073 --> 00:16:22,280
- ["Swan Lake" music continues]
337
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:26,352
- Here we go. Epic Faillerina's
about to ruin "Swan Lake."
338
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,489
[powers zapping]
339
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,359
- [plastic swan rattling]
340
00:16:31,459 --> 00:16:35,931
- ♪
341
00:16:36,031 --> 00:16:37,432
- [powers zapping]
342
00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:38,834
- [plant whooshing]
343
00:16:38,934 --> 00:16:40,704
- [powers zapping]
344
00:16:40,804 --> 00:16:42,439
- [flower pot shattering]
345
00:16:42,539 --> 00:16:47,179
- ♪
346
00:16:47,279 --> 00:16:49,582
- Don't glare at me,
you feathered freak.
347
00:16:49,682 --> 00:16:54,554
- ♪
348
00:16:54,655 --> 00:16:55,856
- [powers zapping]
349
00:16:55,956 --> 00:16:58,800
- [scenery thudding]
350
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,937
- AUDIENCE: [gasping]
351
00:17:01,037 --> 00:17:04,574
- ♪
352
00:17:04,674 --> 00:17:06,343
- [powers zapping]
353
00:17:08,279 --> 00:17:09,948
- [purse thudding]
354
00:17:10,048 --> 00:17:12,484
- You just hit the emperor
of Maxlandia.
355
00:17:12,584 --> 00:17:14,019
- [purse thudding]
356
00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:16,222
- You just hit him again!
357
00:17:16,322 --> 00:17:23,932
- ♪
358
00:17:24,032 --> 00:17:26,736
- AUDIENCE: [applauding,
cheering]
359
00:17:31,909 --> 00:17:33,678
- Oh, beautiful dance, Phoebe!
360
00:17:33,779 --> 00:17:36,682
Now, your Black Swan costume
is hanging over there.
361
00:17:36,782 --> 00:17:39,986
You change while I go sell
over-priced refreshments.
362
00:17:40,087 --> 00:17:41,955
- Thank you, Madame Gigi.
363
00:17:42,055 --> 00:17:44,092
- Oh. Okay. Okay.
Too much touching.
364
00:17:44,192 --> 00:17:46,094
[clapping hands]
365
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,732
- Whoa!
366
00:17:49,832 --> 00:17:51,034
Get out of here, Max.
367
00:17:51,134 --> 00:17:52,836
And stop trying
to make me fail.
368
00:17:52,936 --> 00:17:54,238
It's not gonna work.
369
00:17:54,338 --> 00:17:56,874
- I know. You're
too good out there.
370
00:17:56,974 --> 00:17:58,250
Which is why
I'm shoving you in here.
371
00:17:58,350 --> 00:17:59,885
- What? What? Max!
372
00:17:59,985 --> 00:18:01,554
- [door lock clicks]
373
00:18:01,654 --> 00:18:04,858
- [pounding on door]
Max, what are you doing?
374
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:09,530
- Time for this swan
to lay an egg.
375
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:13,770
- PHOEBE: [pounding on door]
[rattling door handle]
376
00:18:13,870 --> 00:18:18,376
- ["Swan Lake" music continues]
377
00:18:18,476 --> 00:18:22,314
♪
378
00:18:22,414 --> 00:18:27,220
- Wow, that costume sure makes
Phoebe look muscle-y.
379
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,923
- Hey!
- Ow!
380
00:18:30,023 --> 00:18:34,863
- That isn't Phoebe.
I think it's Max.
381
00:18:34,963 --> 00:18:37,300
- Give it up, girlfriend.
382
00:18:40,169 --> 00:18:43,974
- [heavy thud]
- Yeah, that's the stuff.
383
00:18:44,074 --> 00:18:45,576
- Oh!
- What?
384
00:18:45,676 --> 00:18:48,614
What's wrong?
- What is that on your neck?
385
00:18:48,714 --> 00:18:52,886
- Oh! It's a leech.
386
00:18:52,986 --> 00:18:56,290
It must be from
the Amazon plant.
387
00:18:56,390 --> 00:18:59,468
[ripping material]
Ahhhh!
388
00:18:59,568 --> 00:19:02,805
- BARB: [silently]
What?
389
00:19:02,905 --> 00:19:06,878
- Ahhh, bloodsuckers!
390
00:19:06,978 --> 00:19:10,448
- [groaning]
- [heavy thud]
391
00:19:10,548 --> 00:19:13,186
- Hank, what is happening?
392
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,754
- The kids got poison
ivy on my watch
393
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,324
and I hid it because I didn't
want to admit I was wrong.
394
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,627
I'm sorry. I love you.
I've gotta go hose us off.
395
00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:22,463
Tell Phoebe she was great--
and Max, too.
396
00:19:22,564 --> 00:19:34,579
- ♪
397
00:19:34,679 --> 00:19:37,016
- PHOEBE: [pounding on door]
Let me outta here!
398
00:19:37,116 --> 00:19:39,652
Max! Let me outta here!
399
00:19:39,753 --> 00:19:41,288
Come on, Max!
400
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:42,924
- [door thuds]
- MAN: [groaning]
401
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,996
- Max just messed
with the wrong swan.
402
00:19:52,168 --> 00:19:54,304
- [heavy thud]
403
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,955
- The chicken's
outta the coop.
404
00:20:03,055 --> 00:20:04,925
Time to fly!
405
00:20:05,025 --> 00:20:14,304
- ♪
406
00:20:14,404 --> 00:20:16,473
- [powers zapping]
407
00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:20,812
- This got weird quick.
408
00:20:23,582 --> 00:20:25,684
- [heavy thud]
- MAX: Oh!
409
00:20:28,255 --> 00:20:30,124
- [scenery creaking]
- Aw, buttcrackers.
410
00:20:30,224 --> 00:20:32,560
- [cable snaps]
- MAX: Oh!
411
00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:48,581
- ♪
412
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:57,966
♪
413
00:20:58,066 --> 00:21:00,436
[musical finale]
414
00:21:00,536 --> 00:21:01,704
- Great job, Phoebe!
415
00:21:01,804 --> 00:21:05,009
- AUDIENCE: [cheering,
applauding]
416
00:21:07,578 --> 00:21:12,919
- MAX: [muffled grunting]
417
00:21:13,019 --> 00:21:15,355
- [heavy thud]
418
00:21:18,326 --> 00:21:20,294
- Hey. Wanna see my first
place certificate
419
00:21:20,394 --> 00:21:22,231
from the Chirper contest?
420
00:21:22,331 --> 00:21:24,399
- No! I can't believe
Gideon gave you
421
00:21:24,499 --> 00:21:26,502
my "Black Swan Fail" video.
422
00:21:26,602 --> 00:21:29,973
- Well, he does think
we're dating.
423
00:21:30,074 --> 00:21:32,209
- Weird.
424
00:21:32,309 --> 00:21:35,247
So, what are you gonna
do with the $10,000?
425
00:21:35,347 --> 00:21:36,369
- Well, I used most
of it to pay for
426
00:21:36,393 --> 00:21:38,915
dad, Billy and Nora's
leech removal.
427
00:21:39,015 --> 00:21:41,681
And then I bought you
some land with the rest.
428
00:21:41,781 --> 00:21:44,381
- [gasping]
You bought me land?
429
00:21:44,481 --> 00:21:46,581
- [laughing]
Yep.
430
00:21:48,648 --> 00:21:53,915
Enjoy your island,
Your Majesty.
431
00:21:54,015 --> 00:21:55,815
- It's a start.
432
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,955
For Maxlandia!
433
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:17,188
- ♪
434
00:22:17,238 --> 00:22:21,788
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