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- [♪ "Jingle Bells" ♪]
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- ♪ Oh, Merry Old Christmas ♪
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- Christmas? Again?
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Everyone bein' nice,
singin' songs,
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eatin' figgy pudding.
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- Hey, it's still
a week away,
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so you've got plenty of time
to get your figgy on.
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- Never. I will fight Christmas
as long as I live.
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It's the number one
supervillain rule,
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followed by never
help old people.
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- Tsk. You can't defeat
the spirit of Christmas, Max.
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♪ Merry Old Christmas! ♪
[ringing sleigh bells]
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- Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Nice job, Phoebe.
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- You've definitely
outdone yourself.
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- ♪ Merry Almost-Christmas! ♪
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- Okay, we get it.
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- Billy's even helping me make
sure we have a white Christmas.
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- Yep. Check out
my snow dance.
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Make it snow!
Make it snow!
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- Make him stop.
Make him stop.
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- Sorry, Nora,
the forecast says no snow
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and Billy's awesome dance moves
aren't gonna change that.
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- But it's our holiday
tradition.
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It's not a Thunderman
Christmas
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if we're not all together
playing in the snow.
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- Don't worry, Nora.
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I'm sure it'll still feel
just like the holidays.
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- Yeah, that's right,
but just to help...
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I arranged a Secret Santa
gift exchange.
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Now all you have to do--
- HANK: Ooooh!
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- BARB: I like that.
- Just do that, I guess.
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- NORA: I got Mom!
- BARB: I got Max!
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- HANK: I got Phoebe!
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- Sweet! I got myself.
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I can't wait to see
what I get me.
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- All right, fine, um...
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- I got, uh, Dad.
- HANK: Oh!
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- Which means Max,
you got...Nora.
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- You're going down, Nora.
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- Does anybody
wanna switch with me?
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Okay.
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- You know what, Nora?
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I'm gonna keep our
family tradition alive.
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How does snow from
Mount Fuji sound?
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[zooming]
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[zooming]
It's blizzard time!
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The snow turned into water.
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It's a Christmas Miracle!
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[water splats]
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- ♪
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♪ What you see ♪
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♪ Is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- It's already
Christmas Eve, Max,
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and you haven't asked me about
my mistletoe hat.
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- I'm sorry, buddy.
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What's this cry
for attention about?
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- Well, normally,
I hate Christmas.
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But this year I'm using
it as an excuse
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to get a smooch from...
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your mom!
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- Colosso, my mom
can't stand you.
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- Well, if she
kisses your dad,
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I've gotta be in the game.
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Hey, what's with the old
cottage cheese in a box?
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- Well, Nora wants
a white Christmas.
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So I'm givin' her one.
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Though it may be
green and stinky
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by the time she opens it.
- COLOSSO: [laughing]
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- PHOEBE & BARB: ♪ And
a partridge in a pear tree ♪
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- One day, I'm gonna
find that tree, chop it down,
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and make
a partridge/pear pie.
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- Max, you're such a Scrooge.
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- Oh, Phoebe, you say
the sweetest things.
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- Oh, Barb, can you
help me out?
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Something's in my eye.
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- Fine. Let me look.
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- Uh-oh, look who's
under the mistletoe.
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You have to kiss me!
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- You got me.
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Close your eyes.
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- ♪ Ready ♪
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- [powers zapping]
- [yelping]
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Playin' hard to get, huh?
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Me likey.
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- Uh, Dad, what's with
the giant block of ice?
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- I can't wait to lick it!
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- No! No, no, no, no, no.
It's not for licking.
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It's for...
What is it for, Hank?
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- Nora was right
about keeping
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our Thunderman holiday
tradition.
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All I need to do to make
it snow is get this
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block of ice up into
the pouffy clouds.
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- That plan sounds pouffy.
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- Don't worry, Dad.
I believe in you.
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- Thank you, Nora.
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Thunderman, away!
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- [loud thud]
- [plaster shattering]
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- Why doesn't he ever
use the same hole?
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- Ha! Ha! Ha!
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That should do it.
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- Get ready for snow!
- [object whistling]
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- [loud thud]
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- [sighs] Well, you tried
your best, Dad.
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You can stop licking
it now, Billy.
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- [garbled speech]
Actually, I can't.
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- [♪ "Deck the Halls" ♪]
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- Oh, stupid Phoebe...
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trying to give me the stupid
Christmas spirit!
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Stay out of my lair!
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- PHOEBE: Goodnight.
♪ Merry Christmas Eve ♪
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- I tried to stop her, Max.
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But Christmas is strong
in that one.
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- I'm gonna drown out
this holiday cheer
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with some soothing sounds.
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- [tires squealing]
- [objects crashing]
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- [brakes screeching]
- Much better.
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- [tires squealing]
- [objects smashing]
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- [tires squealing]
- [brakes screeching]
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- [cat yowling]
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- You should like totally
wake up, Max Thunderman.
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- Mom? Dad?
Phoebe finally snapped!
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- [Valley Girl accent]
As if? I'm not "Pheeba"!
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I am the Spirit of
Christmas Past.
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- Go away.
- [object clunks]
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- How did you do that?
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- I told you I'm not "Pheeba."
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I've come to show you
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that all your lame ideas
to ruin Christmas have failed.
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Like royally.
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- Okay, Spirit of
Christmas Past,
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exactly when in the past
was that outfit cool?
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- The '80s, barfbag.
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Now, come see how bogus
you've been in the past.
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- I've always ruined Christmas
and I always will.
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- You're right.
Go back to bed.
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Psyche!
- [whooshing]
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- Hey, this is our old
home in Metroburg.
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- No duh!
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There's you and "Pheeba"
with your parents
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on your very
first Christmas.
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It was the first lame gift
you tried to give them.
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- Merry Christmas, Phoebe.
- BABY PHOEBE: [cooing]
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- Merry Christmas, Max.
- BABY MAX: [sputtering]
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Barf!
[vomit splattering]
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- Oh, I'm good.
Direct hit.
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Take that, Christmas.
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- Keep watching.
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- Hank, he said my name.
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Max's first word
was "Barb!"
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- No, no, no, no, no.
I said "barf."
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- I totally heard "Barb."
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- This is the best
Christmas gift ever.
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- Say what you want,
but I still barfed on her.
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That Christmas was ruined
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just like I ruined every
other Christmas.
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- Did ya?
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- You bet your jingle
bells, I did.
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- Tsk. Well, let's go
scope it out, McFly.
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- [whooshing]
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- Hey, if you
keep doing that,
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I'm gonna "Barb"
all over you.
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Hey, this was our last
Christmas in Metroburg--
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all because of me.
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[spraying saliva from braces]
Don't just stand there.
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Open your presents.
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- Cool! Prehistoric poo.
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- Billy, it's a lump
of coal.
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- Ugh! Gross! Ugh!
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- Ha! Merry
Christmas, suckers!
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[laughing]
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What could have gone
wrong this time?
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I crushed the Christmas
spirit so hard,
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we had to move.
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- Well, you're like
sort of right,
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but like mostly wrong.
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- I have an idea.
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Hand me your coal, everyone.
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[crushing coal]
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[powers zapping]
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- ALL: [gasping]
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- [spraying saliva from braces]
That's the biggest diamond
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I've ever seen--we're rich!
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- Well, we're
not rich, but...
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maybe there's enough here
for us to retire on
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so we can spend more
time with the kids!
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- We could move
to the suburbs
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and give them
a normal childhood.
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I hear Hiddenville
is great.
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- Oh, it'll be great to
get Max away from
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all the supervillains
here in Metroburg.
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- Christmas spirit rules!
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Thanks, Max!
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- Don't thanks Max.
[sputtering saliva]
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- BARB, HANK, PHOEBE:
Best Christmas ever!
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- How is this possible?
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- Now do you see how you're like
totally wasting your time
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trying to kill
the Christmas spirit?
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It'll always turn your
bad gifts into good gifts.
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So, you might as well just
give Nora a good gift.
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- Or I get Nora
no gift at all.
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That'll definitely
ruin her Christmas.
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Thanks, old time spirit.
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- Don't thank me.
That wasn't the point.
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- Can't hear ya. Too busy
waking myself up.
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- Stop that. Stop waking
yourself up!
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- [smacking face]
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Ow!
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Sleeping slaps hurt!
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- What's all
the muttering about?
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- I had a dream I gave
everyone bad gifts.
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- That wasn't a dream.
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You're about to give
Nora cottage cheese.
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- She's not getting
cottage cheese any more.
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Empty. This'll work.
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[writing] "To Nora.
Try turning this into diamonds."
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And now, nature's lullaby.
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- [bombs whistling, exploding]
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- [tube whacks]
- Ow!
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- Wake up, Max!
It's Christmas morning!
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- What the Dickens
are you supposed to be?
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- I'm the Spirit
of Christmas "Present."
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Get it?
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- Got it.
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Let's "wrap" this up.
Get it?
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- Can't. You didn't
learn a thing
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from the Spirit
of Christmas Past.
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So, now I have to show
you Nora's reaction
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when she opens her gift
in the morning.
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- No thanks, barfbag.
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See, I did learn something.
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- [loud whack]
- Ow!
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Why's that wrapping paper
hurt so much?
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- Because it's a bat.
249
00:10:43,819 --> 00:10:45,986
- I'll get my shoes.
250
00:10:47,495 --> 00:10:49,928
- [sighs]
I love my job.
251
00:10:50,034 --> 00:10:53,634
- ♪
252
00:10:53,743 --> 00:10:57,510
- Man, I look good
in the morning.
253
00:10:57,620 --> 00:10:59,553
Here you go, Nora.
- Thanks, Max.
254
00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:01,392
- Oh, it's "nothing."
255
00:11:01,497 --> 00:11:03,430
[laughs]
And I'm funny, too.
256
00:11:03,535 --> 00:11:05,268
- Hey, what gives?
257
00:11:05,372 --> 00:11:06,846
- What's wrong, Nora?
258
00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:08,816
- There's nothing
inside, that's what.
259
00:11:08,921 --> 00:11:12,655
- That is messed up!
260
00:11:12,764 --> 00:11:14,764
- Un-Merry Christmas!
261
00:11:14,870 --> 00:11:17,736
- Maximus Octavius Thunderman,
how could you?
262
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,610
- Apologize to your sister.
263
00:11:19,715 --> 00:11:22,615
- Only if you apologize
for my middle name.
264
00:11:22,722 --> 00:11:25,589
- BARB & HANK:
We're sorry.
265
00:11:25,697 --> 00:11:27,063
- Oh.
266
00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:29,700
Well, I'm still
not apologizing.
267
00:11:29,807 --> 00:11:31,440
- Don't worry, guys.
268
00:11:31,544 --> 00:11:33,211
It's gonna take
a lot more than
269
00:11:33,316 --> 00:11:35,649
one empty box to ruin
Christmas, right, Nora?
270
00:11:35,755 --> 00:11:38,455
- No snow? No present?
271
00:11:38,562 --> 00:11:42,195
Christmas is ruined!
272
00:11:42,304 --> 00:11:44,404
- Batter up!
273
00:11:44,509 --> 00:11:45,809
- Ow!
274
00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:47,580
- Hey, what's all
the hubbub?
275
00:11:47,684 --> 00:11:48,884
Another bad dream?
276
00:11:48,987 --> 00:11:52,087
- Yeah, but this one
finally opened my eyes.
277
00:11:52,195 --> 00:11:54,595
I think I learned a valuable
lesson about Christmas.
278
00:11:54,702 --> 00:11:59,002
- Don't drink your Dad's eggnog
because I bathe in it?
279
00:11:59,113 --> 00:12:00,580
- I've been a complete
fool, Colosso.
280
00:12:00,683 --> 00:12:02,049
What kind of
small-minded person
281
00:12:02,153 --> 00:12:04,320
tries to ruin
a little girl's Christmas?
282
00:12:04,426 --> 00:12:07,266
When he could ruin
everyone's Christmas!
283
00:12:10,681 --> 00:12:12,914
[cackling]
- COLOSSO: [cackling]
284
00:12:15,661 --> 00:12:17,561
- Oh, I'm a mean one.
285
00:12:17,666 --> 00:12:24,499
- ♪
286
00:12:24,616 --> 00:12:26,249
- COLOSSO: [cackling]
287
00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:30,825
- My dream of ruining Christmas
is finally coming true!
288
00:12:30,831 --> 00:12:32,131
I can't wait to wake up
289
00:12:32,235 --> 00:12:34,835
and see everyone's
disappointed faces.
290
00:12:34,942 --> 00:12:36,342
- Barb will be so upset,
291
00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:39,045
she won't see
the mistletoe comin'.
292
00:12:39,152 --> 00:12:41,585
Then it's nothin' but lips.
293
00:12:45,568 --> 00:12:49,868
- [recorded man cackling]
294
00:12:54,423 --> 00:12:55,823
- [whooshing]
295
00:12:55,927 --> 00:12:57,827
- [bed thudding]
296
00:12:57,932 --> 00:13:01,332
- Please don't be another
weird Phoebe.
297
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:04,474
- I am the Spirit
of Christmas Future...
298
00:13:04,582 --> 00:13:09,288
where we have awesome haircuts
and giant candy.
299
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,134
Max Thunderman, you stole
Christmas from your family.
300
00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:14,674
- That's right. What are you
gonna do about it?
301
00:13:14,780 --> 00:13:17,013
Ah, don't hit me!
302
00:13:17,119 --> 00:13:20,019
- Oh, that's right.
Christmas Present was here.
303
00:13:20,127 --> 00:13:23,327
She bats cleanup on our Spirit
softball team.
304
00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:26,702
Now, come on, let us go see how
things turned out in the future.
305
00:13:26,810 --> 00:13:29,177
- And get giant candy?
306
00:13:29,283 --> 00:13:30,649
- No.
307
00:13:33,961 --> 00:13:35,628
- [whooshing]
308
00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:42,804
- Whoa! I like it.
Evil chic.
309
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:44,217
Black super-suits.
310
00:13:44,321 --> 00:13:47,821
Now that's a family I'm
proud to be a part of.
311
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:49,230
Hey, where's Nora?
312
00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:52,599
- We'll get to that later.
But, first, behold!
313
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:56,642
- BARB & HANK:
[cackling]
314
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:58,052
- Are they cackling?
315
00:13:58,155 --> 00:13:59,821
Who taught them
how to cackle?
316
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,326
- After you sank their
joy of Christmas,
317
00:14:01,429 --> 00:14:04,129
they turned to
a life of crime...
318
00:14:04,236 --> 00:14:07,443
and cackling.
- BARB & HANK: [cackling]
319
00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:10,018
- Oh, did you see how
fast those guards ran?
320
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:11,491
- Oh, especially that old guy!
321
00:14:11,594 --> 00:14:14,794
Then again, you were shooting
lightning bolts at his butt.
322
00:14:14,903 --> 00:14:17,237
- BARB & HANK: [cackling]
323
00:14:17,343 --> 00:14:19,243
- Ohhhhh...
- I hate you so much.
324
00:14:19,348 --> 00:14:22,081
- I hate you more, baby.
[smooching]
325
00:14:22,188 --> 00:14:23,588
- Aside from the kissing,
326
00:14:23,692 --> 00:14:25,592
this is the greatest
day of my life.
327
00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:27,264
Future bump.
328
00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:29,868
- Bumping is no longer
a "thing."
329
00:14:29,974 --> 00:14:31,240
We mind text.
330
00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:33,611
I will send you
one now.
331
00:14:33,716 --> 00:14:35,116
[powers zapping]
332
00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:38,187
- Well, that's just rude.
333
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:39,795
- It is now time to go see
334
00:14:39,899 --> 00:14:42,332
what became of your beautiful
sister, Phoebe.
335
00:14:42,438 --> 00:14:44,205
- Beautiful? [scoffs]
336
00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:46,210
I think you've
got the wrong Phoebe.
337
00:14:46,315 --> 00:14:48,415
Just a little joke.
338
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,986
I'm having so much fun.
339
00:14:51,093 --> 00:14:54,060
- [whooshing]
340
00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:57,334
- Hiddenville High?
341
00:14:57,442 --> 00:15:01,108
It looks like I finally
turned this place around.
342
00:15:01,218 --> 00:15:04,618
- No, your sister did.
343
00:15:04,726 --> 00:15:08,500
It is now called Phoebe
Thunderman Academy of Fear
344
00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:10,876
and here comes its
wicked queen now.
345
00:15:10,982 --> 00:15:13,416
- [thunderous pounding]
346
00:15:13,522 --> 00:15:15,455
- MAX: Phoebe's bad, too?
347
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:19,293
- So bad she rules this school
with an iron fist.
348
00:15:19,403 --> 00:15:22,970
- [iron fist clanking]
- [ground vibrating]
349
00:15:23,079 --> 00:15:25,379
- Oh, a real iron fist.
350
00:15:25,485 --> 00:15:28,852
- She got it from a diabolical
wood shop accident.
351
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,094
- So lucky.
352
00:15:31,199 --> 00:15:34,232
- Hey, quarterback,
you're benched.
353
00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:36,540
- [loud thud]
354
00:15:36,646 --> 00:15:38,646
- [laughing]
Benched...
355
00:15:38,751 --> 00:15:42,051
'cause it's a bench.
[laughing]
356
00:15:42,159 --> 00:15:45,526
I'm gonna mind text
you--LOL.
357
00:15:45,635 --> 00:15:48,035
- Maybe it's time you see
what happened to Billy
358
00:15:48,141 --> 00:15:49,974
after his Christmas
was ruined.
359
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,346
- Billy turned evil, too?
360
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,685
I never wanna wake up.
361
00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:56,591
- [whooshing]
362
00:15:56,695 --> 00:15:59,062
- Oh!
363
00:15:59,169 --> 00:16:00,936
Why is Billy's picture
in my lair?
364
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,440
- It's his lair now.
365
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:05,377
The lair goes to the most evil
person in the family.
366
00:16:05,484 --> 00:16:07,124
- More evil than me?
[scoffs]
367
00:16:07,229 --> 00:16:08,429
Impossible.
368
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,365
I replace seeing eye dogs
with blind ones.
369
00:16:11,472 --> 00:16:13,639
- Billy didn't get
any video games for Christmas.
370
00:16:13,745 --> 00:16:15,978
That left him with
14-16 hours a day
371
00:16:16,084 --> 00:16:18,851
to do nothing but get angry.
372
00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:21,725
- No, you listen to
me, Mrs. Claus.
373
00:16:21,832 --> 00:16:26,865
Put Santa on the phone
or the elves get it!
374
00:16:26,978 --> 00:16:30,445
- Whoa! Stealin'
the fat man's elves?
375
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,987
Tsk, why didn't
I think of that?
376
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:36,993
- You did not think of that
because you are his pet.
377
00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:38,670
- [Max's voice] Hey, Billy,
it's really funny
378
00:16:38,774 --> 00:16:41,374
what you're doin'
to those elves.
379
00:16:41,481 --> 00:16:44,914
Please feed me.
380
00:16:45,022 --> 00:16:46,255
- Sure, Max.
381
00:16:46,359 --> 00:16:51,926
How about
a shut-your-mouth sandwich?!
382
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,407
- It is me.
383
00:16:53,511 --> 00:16:55,677
What kind of future
is this?
384
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,949
And where are my pants?
385
00:16:58,055 --> 00:17:00,055
- He took them so you
would not run away.
386
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,793
He needs you.
387
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:04,364
He has nobody else
to hang out with.
388
00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:05,938
- Why?
389
00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:07,482
Where's Nora?
390
00:17:07,585 --> 00:17:10,051
- I was saving the most
important part for last.
391
00:17:10,158 --> 00:17:11,225
Hold on!
392
00:17:11,328 --> 00:17:13,328
- [whooshing]
393
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,866
- Oh!
394
00:17:14,970 --> 00:17:18,337
Oh, what happened
to our old place?
395
00:17:18,445 --> 00:17:20,645
- This is where
Nora lives now.
396
00:17:20,751 --> 00:17:22,318
She had so many
great memories here,
397
00:17:22,422 --> 00:17:25,222
she came back to keep
the Christmas spirit alive.
398
00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:27,730
- Did she forget to pay our
heating bill in the future?
399
00:17:33,817 --> 00:17:35,751
- [powers zapping]
400
00:17:38,061 --> 00:17:40,461
That's okay.
We don't need a fire.
401
00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:43,133
We have each other
to keep warm.
402
00:17:49,355 --> 00:17:50,589
Get excited, everybody!
403
00:17:50,692 --> 00:17:54,458
This year's Christmas
bean is kidney!
404
00:17:54,568 --> 00:17:56,835
And be sure to save
room for dessert.
405
00:17:56,941 --> 00:17:59,341
We've got dumpster mints!
406
00:18:00,951 --> 00:18:04,051
- Why's she feeding
dumpster mints to dolls?
407
00:18:04,159 --> 00:18:05,926
- Nora refused to
become a villain,
408
00:18:06,031 --> 00:18:08,904
so your family kicked
her to the curb...
409
00:18:09,011 --> 00:18:12,544
right next to the dumpster
where she found those mints.
410
00:18:12,653 --> 00:18:14,087
- Oh, I almost forgot.
411
00:18:14,191 --> 00:18:17,624
I have something special
for you, Max.
412
00:18:17,733 --> 00:18:21,400
- Run, doll Max,
save yourself.
413
00:18:21,509 --> 00:18:23,375
- Merry Christmas.
414
00:18:26,187 --> 00:18:27,821
I forgive you for
stealing Christmas
415
00:18:27,925 --> 00:18:30,758
and splitting
up our family.
416
00:18:30,865 --> 00:18:32,432
- She forgives me?
417
00:18:32,536 --> 00:18:36,602
- I love you, Max.
418
00:18:36,713 --> 00:18:37,880
- [zooming]
419
00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:39,383
- NORA & MAX: Billy, no!
420
00:18:39,487 --> 00:18:41,520
- They cannot hear you.
421
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:42,992
- Give it back.
422
00:18:43,096 --> 00:18:44,996
That's the only bow I have
left and it's for Max.
423
00:18:45,101 --> 00:18:47,334
- You should've turned evil
like the rest of us, Nora.
424
00:18:47,439 --> 00:18:48,906
- Never!
- Fine.
425
00:18:49,010 --> 00:18:53,010
FYI: If you're gonna eat
beans, open a window.
426
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:57,320
Oh, that's right.
You can't afford windows.
427
00:18:57,431 --> 00:18:59,998
[zooming]
[cackling]
428
00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:01,705
- How can he do
that to her?
429
00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:03,742
- You did this to her.
430
00:19:03,847 --> 00:19:05,114
- No, I just...
431
00:19:05,218 --> 00:19:06,551
meant to ruin
one little day,
432
00:19:06,654 --> 00:19:07,894
not her whole life.
433
00:19:07,997 --> 00:19:09,697
I have to fix this.
434
00:19:09,802 --> 00:19:12,802
- Sorry, Max Thunderman,
it's too late.
435
00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:15,210
- [whooshing]
- No, no, it can't be.
436
00:19:15,316 --> 00:19:16,316
Take me back!
437
00:19:16,418 --> 00:19:18,051
Please, please,
I wanna change this.
438
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,790
Don't go! Don't go!
439
00:19:20,896 --> 00:19:22,029
Don't go!
440
00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:24,400
Don't go! Don't go!
441
00:19:24,505 --> 00:19:29,171
- I'm starting to rethink
this whole roommate thing.
442
00:19:29,283 --> 00:19:30,383
- Colosso!
443
00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:32,220
[gasping]
444
00:19:32,325 --> 00:19:34,625
Am I me or am I
you in the future?
445
00:19:34,731 --> 00:19:38,231
- I'm the me who's gonna bite
you if you keep waking me up!
446
00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:39,940
- It is you!
447
00:19:40,044 --> 00:19:41,677
Come here, you big,
beautiful bunny!
448
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,448
[smooching]
449
00:19:43,553 --> 00:19:47,719
- Huh, you're not Barb,
but I'll take what I can get.
450
00:19:47,829 --> 00:19:50,196
- It's 11:30.
It's still Christmas Eve.
451
00:19:50,302 --> 00:19:53,935
I have enough time
to save Christmas.
452
00:19:54,045 --> 00:19:56,645
- Call me!
453
00:19:56,751 --> 00:19:59,851
- [♪ "Deck the Halls" ♪]
454
00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:01,826
- Get down here,
sleepyheads.
455
00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:04,131
It's Christmas!
456
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:07,477
- Why is Max
dressed like that?
457
00:20:07,585 --> 00:20:09,152
- I don't know.
458
00:20:09,257 --> 00:20:11,557
- Merry Christmas,
my beautiful family.
459
00:20:11,662 --> 00:20:12,828
[jingling sleigh bells]
460
00:20:12,932 --> 00:20:14,432
- Why is Max
acting like that?
461
00:20:14,536 --> 00:20:16,903
- I still don't know.
462
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:20,476
- Guess who made
figgy pudding?
463
00:20:20,585 --> 00:20:21,651
Mmmmm!
464
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,754
- Okay, everybody,
lock arms.
465
00:20:23,859 --> 00:20:26,359
Don't let go
no matter what.
466
00:20:26,465 --> 00:20:28,565
- What are you guys
waiting for?
467
00:20:28,671 --> 00:20:30,405
Let's open our gifts.
468
00:20:33,717 --> 00:20:35,750
- PHOEBE: Aw...
- HANK: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
469
00:20:35,856 --> 00:20:38,556
- Oh, awesome.
- Beautiful.
470
00:20:38,663 --> 00:20:39,796
- A video game!
471
00:20:39,899 --> 00:20:43,699
I know what I'll be doing for
the next 14-16 hours.
472
00:20:43,808 --> 00:20:45,642
- HANK: [laughing]
473
00:20:45,747 --> 00:20:47,613
- Nora, this one
is from me.
474
00:20:51,294 --> 00:20:52,927
- Hey, what gives?
475
00:20:53,031 --> 00:20:54,831
- What's wrong, Nora?
476
00:20:54,936 --> 00:20:56,636
- There's nothing inside,
that's what.
477
00:20:56,740 --> 00:20:59,807
- Maximus Octavius Thunderman,
how could you?
478
00:20:59,915 --> 00:21:01,915
- Oh, wait,
there is something.
479
00:21:02,021 --> 00:21:03,754
- Never mind.
480
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,140
- [reading]
"Look outside. Love Max."
481
00:21:10,248 --> 00:21:13,414
- HANK: Oh!
- BILLY: A white world!
482
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,389
- A white Christmas?
I knew it would happen.
483
00:21:16,496 --> 00:21:19,263
This is the best
Christmas ever!
484
00:21:19,371 --> 00:21:21,604
- Max, how did
you do this?
485
00:21:21,709 --> 00:21:23,576
- Hello? Super genius.
486
00:21:23,681 --> 00:21:26,181
I built a machine to freeze
the world's water supply.
487
00:21:26,288 --> 00:21:28,821
But today, it'll make
snow for Nora.
488
00:21:28,927 --> 00:21:31,560
- I love you, Max.
489
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:34,167
Can we go outside and chuck
snowballs at the neighbors?
490
00:21:34,274 --> 00:21:36,208
- Well, it wouldn't
be much of
491
00:21:36,313 --> 00:21:38,479
a Thunderman Christmas,
if we didn't.
492
00:21:38,584 --> 00:21:40,818
- Max?
493
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:43,390
I'd like to think
all my pushing
494
00:21:43,496 --> 00:21:47,296
finally convinced you to embrace
the spirit of Christmas.
495
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:49,473
- It's not so bad being
good once a year
496
00:21:49,579 --> 00:21:51,812
if it means Nora doesn't
have to eat dumpster mints.
497
00:21:51,917 --> 00:21:53,151
- What are you
talking about?
498
00:21:53,255 --> 00:21:58,088
- Like you don't
know, "Pheeba".
499
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,067
- Wait for me!
500
00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:09,207
- [♪ "Jingle Bells" ♪]
501
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:28,640
- ♪
502
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