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- Oh, cheerleader tryouts...
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I'm hyper, and nervous,
and excited.
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I'm hypernervousited!
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- Me, too, but there's been
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some really serious
competition today.
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- Uh, yeah, but can she do this?
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- Okay, she's gone--
you can put it down now.
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- I can't.
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I've never done this before.
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- There we go.
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I really hope that
we make the squad.
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- We will, and the best part
is we'll make it together.
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- Phoebe, Cherry,
we're ready for you.
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Who wants to go first?
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- Can we do it at the same time?
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- Hmm... cheer chat!
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Fine, but it better
be twice as good.
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- Ready? Okay!
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- BOTH: [chanting]
Oh yeah, we're here.
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Get ready for our awesome cheer.
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Our moves are nifty,
faces look all Taylor Swifty.
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We can rhyme, we can shake it,
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Got a call, I have to take it.
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- Hello?
- Hey, Phoebs!
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How's the audition going?
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- I'm thinking we should
sign up for wood shop.
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- Why do you say that?
- Because we're nailing it!
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- She's Phoebs.
- She's Cherry.
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- BOTH: Vegans don't
eat meat or dairy.
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Gotta go, but we've had fun.
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Drop our pompoms--
this cheer's done.
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- [cheering]
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- Nice job--just give us
a moment to make our decision.
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- You did great.
- You, too!
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I told you we would
make it together.
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- Okay, ladies, the Raptorettes
and I have made a decision.
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Cherry's in!
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Better luck next time, Phoebe.
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Let's hear it for Cherry!
- ALL: [cheering]
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- [without enthusiasm] Yay!
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- Were you serious about
signing up for wood shop?
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- No.
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- ♪
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- WOMAN: ♪ What you see
is not what you get ♪
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♪ Living our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in,
bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ Living our lives
just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture-perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might
see the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make-believe,
it's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family
trying to be normal ♪
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♪ And stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Living a double life ♪
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- Hey, Lionel,
what's going on here?
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- Guess how many pepperoni
slices in the jar
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and win free pizza for a month.
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This is the day my life changes.
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- Come on, any other suckeronis?
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- Right here.
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- Oh, hello, Max.
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I guess security at juvie's
pretty loose these days.
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- Here's my dollar...
and my guess.
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- Thanks, dummy.
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Okay, it's 12:00.
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Time to reveal the number.
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- [drumroll]
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- Shut it, band geek!
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Okay, the actual number of
pepperonis in the jar is...
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3,167! [laughing]
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- ALL :[sighing]
- Thanks for playing, losers.
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- Oh, hey, I think I won.
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- What?!
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There's no way you
could have guessed...
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3,167?!
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- Yes!
- [cheering]
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- Thanks, guys, but please,
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please chant with your words,
not with your hands.
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- You cheated.
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- I didn't cheat... I'm
just a really good guesser.
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You owe me a month of free za.
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- [scoffs]
- Play me out, band geek.
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- [military drumbeat]
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- [cheering]
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- There you are, Phoebs--I been
looking everywhere for you.
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- Oh, hey, Cherry.
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I figured you would just eat
lunch with the cheerleaders.
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- I always eat lunch with
you--you're my best friend.
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Besides, I can't tell who's who.
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I think three of them
are named Madison.
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- Oh, don't bother--it's broken.
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- [can falls]
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- Phoebe, I'm really sorry
that you didn't make the squad.
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- What, no--it's totally fine.
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In fact, I've been meaning
to tell you congratulaaaaa--
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- I'm sorry, what?
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- I just wanted to tell
you congratulaaaaaa--
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- Okay, uh, Phoebe,
are you having trouble
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saying congratulations to me?
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- Nooo, that is ridiculous.
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I am so happy for you
and I totally wish you...
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that word.
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- Well, when you can say
that word, just let me know.
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- No, Cherry, wait.
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Congratulaaaaaa--okay,
I'm gonna stop trying now.
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- Mom, Dad, you know how
you've always wanted a cat.
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- No.
- Not really.
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- Well, look no further.
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- Where did that come from?
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- A mama cat.
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You're supposed
to know this stuff.
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- We found him in the backyard.
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We named him Roscoe.
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- Can we keep him?
- No, kids, that's a wild cat.
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- Heck, yeah, he's wild.
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He eats fireflies
and his poop lights up.
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That never works for me.
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- No, no, take him back outside,
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and nobody feed him
or he'll keep coming back.
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- Come on, Mom,
look Roscoe in the eyes
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and tell him he can't live here.
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- You can't live here.
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- You're welcome.
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- BOTH: Uh-oh.
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- Guys, I have great news.
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I won a contest at Wong's--
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got us all free pizza
for a month!
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- New favorite kid!
- [alarm sounding]
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- FEMALE VOICE: Alert, alert,
angry Wong approaching.
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- Cheesy goodness approacheth.
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Hey, Mrs. Wong.
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Are those for me?
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- They sure are.
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- Oh, what is on this?
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- Those are fish heads,
fish head!
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It's the only pizza you'll get
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till you admit you
cheated at my contest!
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- I told you I did not cheat.
- Really?
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Well, then get ready
for a fish head tsunami.
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Wong out!
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- Max... is that true?
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Did you cheat?
- Of course not.
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I'm just a really good guesser.
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Right now I'm guessing my lair
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smells a whole lot
better than this place.
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- Hey, um, I'm looking
for a new elective.
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Is this musical harmony club?
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- [dissonantly] ♪ It is ♪
- ♪ It is ♪
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- ♪ It is ♪
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- Let me guess--you're just
doing this to get out of gym?
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- [dissonantly] ♪ Duh ♪
- ♪ Duh ♪
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- ♪ Duh ♪
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- Cheer chat.
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Before Cherry shows up,
let's review the plan
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for Friday's pep rally.
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First, we get Cherry to dress
in the opposing team's colors.
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Then, during our routine,
the Raptor sneaks up behind her
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and cracks a giant
fake egg over her head.
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She gets covered in goo,
and the crowd goes cra-nanas.
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- How's this for cra-nanas?
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- Hey, why did you do that?
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- I don't know.
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- Ugh, this smell,
I can't take it anymore.
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- Maybe you should stop
fanning the fish smell
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with a box of fish pizza.
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- Huh... this one doesn't
even have a pizza in it.
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It's just a box of fish heads.
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- Why do you keep
accepting the deliveries?
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- Hope, Barb.
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Hope.
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- [inhales deeply]
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Much better.
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Ugh, hang in there, everybody.
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Mrs. Wong can't
keep this up forever.
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- Fly, 3:00.
- Got it.
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- [laser shoots]
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- Okay, this place is officially
a 4-bedroom dumpster.
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Max, I think you should
just admit to Mrs. Wong
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that you cheated.
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- You think that's
what happened?
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- Well... isn't it?
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- Do any of you think I won
the contest fair and square?
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- [whispers loudly]
This is very awkward.
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- Oh, I get it.
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It's Max, always trying to fool
us with his perfect hair
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and confident swagger...
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so he must have cheated.
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- Can you blame us
for thinking that?
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You are kind of a supervillain.
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- Kind of?
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I can melt the North Pole
with one touch of my cell phone,
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but I did not cheat
on this pizza contest.
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Okay?
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- [whispers loudly]
It just got awkwarder.
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- Okay, I see how it is.
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Thanks for having
my back, family.
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- Max...
- [cat meows]
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- [whispers] Aww,
Roscoe's hungry.
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Follow my lead.
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[loudly] Come on, Billy,
let's take some pizza boxes
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out to the trash.
- Yes, to throw them out.
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No cat is involved
in what I just said.
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- Great practice, Madison.
- Thanks, Madison.
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Bye, Madison.
- Yeah, see you later, Madison.
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- Bye, Madisons!
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And Ruth.
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00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,819
- Cherry, I have something
really important to tell you.
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I overheard the Madisons saying
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that they're planning on
cracking a giant egg full of goo
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over your head
at Friday's pep rally.
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- I can't believe this!
- I know, right?
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Well, at least when
you quit the squad,
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we can do some different
club together--
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anything but the harmony club.
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- I meant I can't
believe that you'd make up
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some ridiculous story
so that I'll quit the team.
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- What? That's not
what I'm doing.
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- Just admit it.
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You're super jelly
that I made the squad.
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- I'm not super jelly.
220
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I'm trying to stop you from
being humiliated
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in front of everyone.
- Why can't you just
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be happy for me
like a real friend?
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- Are you saying
I'm not a real friend?
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- That's exactly
what I'm saying.
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In fact... here.
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Take back your pink
furry protractor.
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- Fine, here is your calendar
of cute boys holding puppies.
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- And here is your snowshoe.
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- That's my tennis racket.
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Then why did it come
with this yellow snowball?
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- Okay, fine, so we doing this?
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Let's do this.
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Selfie of you and me
at the water park?
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Delete.
- [gasps]
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You and me wearing vintage hats?
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Delete.
- [gasps]
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Us eating sushi...
delete.
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- Us drinking smoothies...
delete.
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00:11:20,059 --> 00:11:23,426
- Us getting sushi smoothie
stomachaches... delete.
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- Phone number... [beep]
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00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:34,059
- Phone number... [beeps]
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- All right, you two,
what did you wanna show us
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that's so important?
- Simple.
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One of you is a murderer.
[chuckles]
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Just kidding, I been reading
a lot of mystery novels.
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- Actually, I'm gonna
use this lie detector
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to prove to you guys I didn't
cheat on Mrs. Wong's contest.
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- Max, this again?
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- Hey, I want you
to know I didn't cheat.
250
00:11:59,933 --> 00:12:01,899
Colosso, would you show
them how it works?
251
00:12:01,999 --> 00:12:03,499
- I'll give you a demonstration.
252
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:06,366
Max, does this house smell
253
00:12:06,466 --> 00:12:08,999
like the inside
of a dolphin's blowhole?
254
00:12:09,099 --> 00:12:11,033
- Yes.
- [bell dings]
255
00:12:11,133 --> 00:12:13,199
- That means he's
telling the truth.
256
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,399
And if he lies,
you'll hear a buzz.
257
00:12:15,499 --> 00:12:17,433
- Got it--fire away, Colosso.
258
00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:20,233
- Max, did you cheat
to win Mrs. Wong's contest?
259
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,866
- No.
- [bell dings]
260
00:12:22,966 --> 00:12:25,933
- There, see--even
science says I didn't cheat.
261
00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:27,299
- Hey, that's pretty cool.
262
00:12:27,399 --> 00:12:30,833
Let me try.
263
00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:34,333
Do you think I look
good in this top?
264
00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:36,766
- I love it.
- [buzzer sounds]
265
00:12:36,866 --> 00:12:38,399
- Hank!
266
00:12:38,499 --> 00:12:40,866
Well... what about my cooking?
267
00:12:40,966 --> 00:12:43,466
Do you love that?
268
00:12:43,566 --> 00:12:46,166
- Absolutely.
- [buzzer sounds]
269
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,799
But I do love your cooking!
270
00:12:47,899 --> 00:12:49,866
- [laughing]
271
00:12:49,966 --> 00:12:51,633
- Wait a minute, what's
that button under your paw?
272
00:12:54,666 --> 00:12:55,533
-Uh...
273
00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:56,733
- You were controlling
the answers?
274
00:12:56,833 --> 00:12:59,273
- Yeah, you cheated
on that pizza contest.
275
00:12:59,373 --> 00:13:01,806
Isn't that why we're
doing this whole scam?
276
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,839
- No! I didn't cheat!
277
00:13:04,939 --> 00:13:08,239
I can't believe this--everyone
in this house thinks I'm a liar.
278
00:13:08,339 --> 00:13:10,706
- Max!
279
00:13:10,806 --> 00:13:12,239
- So Hank, looks like
you been working out.
280
00:13:12,339 --> 00:13:16,439
- [buzzer sounds]
- [laughs]
281
00:13:23,039 --> 00:13:26,239
- Hey, Phoebe, Cherry dropped
of a box of your stuff
282
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,639
and this note.
283
00:13:29,739 --> 00:13:31,573
- There's nothing written on it.
284
00:13:31,673 --> 00:13:35,073
- That's because she says
she's not talking to you.
285
00:13:35,173 --> 00:13:37,739
Anything you want to tell me?
286
00:13:37,839 --> 00:13:39,373
- [sighs] Cherry got
on the cheerleading squad
287
00:13:39,473 --> 00:13:41,873
and I didn't,
and then I overheard
288
00:13:41,973 --> 00:13:43,606
that they're gonna
pull a prank on her,
289
00:13:43,706 --> 00:13:45,406
and she doesn't believe me
because she thinks
290
00:13:45,506 --> 00:13:47,273
I'm just being jealous.
- Are you?
291
00:13:47,373 --> 00:13:51,339
- No! I even told her
congratulataaa...
292
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:54,639
what the kids are
saying these days.
293
00:13:54,739 --> 00:13:56,339
- You know, honey,
every now and then,
294
00:13:56,439 --> 00:13:59,546
you do have a tiny
little jealous streak.
295
00:13:59,646 --> 00:14:00,613
Do you remember
the time that Max--
296
00:14:00,713 --> 00:14:02,579
- Oh, Max does
this, Max does that.
297
00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:06,046
You know, Phoebe
does things, too!
298
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:09,179
Oh, that jealous streak.
- Yup.
299
00:14:09,279 --> 00:14:11,213
- Wow.
300
00:14:11,313 --> 00:14:14,146
If I just said congratulations,
I'd still have my best friend,
301
00:14:14,246 --> 00:14:15,446
wouldn't I?
302
00:14:15,546 --> 00:14:17,713
- She's still
your friend, Phoebe.
303
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:18,879
- I hope so.
304
00:14:18,979 --> 00:14:20,113
Well, either way, I'm not
gonna let her get egged
305
00:14:20,213 --> 00:14:22,446
by a pack of Madisons.
306
00:14:22,546 --> 00:14:25,779
- Good for you... I think.
307
00:14:25,879 --> 00:14:28,779
- Thanks, Mom.
- Oh, honey, don't cry.
308
00:14:28,879 --> 00:14:30,746
I'm not crying.
309
00:14:30,846 --> 00:14:32,913
My eyes are burning
from the fish stink.
310
00:14:38,579 --> 00:14:40,513
- More pizzas, Roscoe.
- [cat meows]
311
00:14:43,513 --> 00:14:45,446
- I wonder why Mom and Dad
didn't want us to feed him.
312
00:14:45,546 --> 00:14:48,379
- Who doesn't love
a friendly cat?
313
00:14:48,479 --> 00:14:50,613
- [cats meowing]
314
00:14:50,713 --> 00:14:52,879
- Or three.
315
00:14:57,319 --> 00:14:58,519
- Welcome to the Hiddenville
High pep rally.
316
00:14:58,619 --> 00:15:02,386
But first, here's our
very own Mr. Noodleman
317
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:04,053
with his salute to sunny Spain.
318
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:10,186
- [flamenco music playing]
319
00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:12,453
- Hey, Madison.
- ALL: Yeah?
320
00:15:12,553 --> 00:15:15,586
- Isn't this the rival
team's uniform?
321
00:15:15,686 --> 00:15:17,486
- That's the point, Cherry.
322
00:15:17,586 --> 00:15:18,986
At the end of our routine,
we all embrace you
323
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:22,719
in a symbolic gesture of peace
and friendship among schools.
324
00:15:22,819 --> 00:15:25,719
- Really, so I'm like the star.
325
00:15:25,819 --> 00:15:28,853
- Oh, trust me, everyone'll
be looking at you.
326
00:15:28,953 --> 00:15:32,619
- [squeals]
327
00:15:45,219 --> 00:15:47,719
- Oh, hey, Reggie the Raptor.
328
00:15:47,819 --> 00:15:50,586
I'm, uh, the official
egg inspector.
329
00:15:50,686 --> 00:15:54,353
Yup, bad egg...
better take it in.
330
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:58,026
Hey, get your Jurassic
paws off it!
331
00:16:02,559 --> 00:16:05,426
- Why does it smell worse?
332
00:16:05,526 --> 00:16:07,659
- Your mom lit a eucalyptus
candle to get the stink out.
333
00:16:11,159 --> 00:16:14,493
- But now it just smells like
a fish wrestling a koala bear.
334
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:17,626
- [alarm buzzing]
- FEMALE VOICE: Alert, alert.
335
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,793
More fish pizza approaching.
336
00:16:19,893 --> 00:16:22,926
- BOTH: No!
337
00:16:24,659 --> 00:16:27,493
- Dinner time!
- No, Mrs. Wong.
338
00:16:27,593 --> 00:16:31,026
You made your point, now please
stop delivering pizzas.
339
00:16:31,126 --> 00:16:33,593
- I'll make you a deal.
340
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:37,026
I'll stop the deliveries
and take away all these boxes
341
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,526
if you admit that
your son cheated.
342
00:16:39,626 --> 00:16:43,326
- So let me get this
straight--if we say Max cheated,
343
00:16:43,426 --> 00:16:44,093
no more fish pizzas.
344
00:16:44,193 --> 00:16:46,493
- I just said that.
345
00:16:49,493 --> 00:16:52,526
- We've decided.
346
00:16:58,699 --> 00:17:00,333
- Ugh!
347
00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:02,699
- We believe Max.
348
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:08,133
- I just wish there was
a less disgusting way
349
00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:10,966
to believe Max.
350
00:17:11,066 --> 00:17:12,833
- Okay for you, Thundermans,
351
00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:14,999
I've got 500 boxes
of skunk butt pizza
352
00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:17,266
with your name on it.
353
00:17:17,366 --> 00:17:19,566
- Stop!
354
00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:21,499
All right, Mrs. Wong, you win.
355
00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:23,699
- Max, what are you doing?
356
00:17:23,799 --> 00:17:25,433
- Mom, it's okay.
357
00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:27,699
Just knowing that you guys
believe me is enough.
358
00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:30,099
And if she needs to hear me say
the words "I cheated"
359
00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:33,033
for this to end, then fine.
360
00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:35,999
I'll even put it in writing.
361
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,066
"I cheated.
362
00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:44,833
Max Thunderman."
363
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,266
There, happy now?
364
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:50,433
- Ha! I always win!
[laughing maniacally]
365
00:17:50,533 --> 00:17:52,399
I'm going to hang
this in my shop
366
00:17:52,499 --> 00:17:55,333
and everyone will
know your shame.
367
00:17:55,433 --> 00:17:56,506
Wong out!
368
00:18:00,073 --> 00:18:02,106
- Max, why'd you do that?
369
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,373
- Wait for it...
370
00:18:04,473 --> 00:18:08,406
- [loud pop]
371
00:18:08,506 --> 00:18:09,739
- Exploding ink.
372
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:13,973
Didn't cheat... but
I'm still a supervillain.
373
00:18:18,773 --> 00:18:21,739
- Or we can just call it a draw?
374
00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:25,939
- Deal.
375
00:18:29,173 --> 00:18:30,839
- [loud pop]
376
00:18:30,939 --> 00:18:31,673
- MRS. WONG: Oh, come on!
377
00:18:34,473 --> 00:18:38,606
- Supervillain.
378
00:18:39,839 --> 00:18:43,073
- Okay, my three little kitties,
this is the last of the...
379
00:18:43,173 --> 00:18:49,373
- [cats meowing]
380
00:18:49,473 --> 00:18:50,173
- We're gonna need
381
00:18:50,273 --> 00:18:53,539
a really big litter box.
382
00:18:57,446 --> 00:19:00,413
- [flamenco music playing]
- Olé!
383
00:19:00,513 --> 00:19:03,713
- [cheers and applause]
384
00:19:03,813 --> 00:19:06,113
- All right, Señor Noodleman.
385
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:09,779
Fantástico! [laughs]
386
00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:14,113
And now our very own
Hiddenville High Raptorettes.
387
00:19:14,213 --> 00:19:18,779
- ♪
388
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,979
- [screams]
389
00:19:46,713 --> 00:19:48,479
It was supposed to be her!
390
00:19:48,579 --> 00:19:52,413
Why do I cheer chat
if nobody ever listens?
391
00:19:54,046 --> 00:19:56,619
- I listened.
392
00:19:58,986 --> 00:20:00,786
- Phoebe?
393
00:20:00,886 --> 00:20:05,053
- Well, I'm not sure I
get it... but that was cool.
394
00:20:05,153 --> 00:20:07,519
Let's hear it
for the Raptorettes.
395
00:20:07,619 --> 00:20:09,253
- [cheers and applause]
396
00:20:09,353 --> 00:20:11,953
- Now go win that game
tonight...
397
00:20:12,053 --> 00:20:14,419
that I won't be at!
398
00:20:14,519 --> 00:20:17,986
- [cheers and applause]
399
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,486
- I'm sorry, I should
have believed you.
400
00:20:23,586 --> 00:20:25,053
- And I should have
been a better friend.
401
00:20:25,153 --> 00:20:27,986
Congratulaaaations.
402
00:20:28,086 --> 00:20:29,553
- Aww...
403
00:20:31,653 --> 00:20:33,886
- You two ruined the pep rally.
404
00:20:33,986 --> 00:20:36,419
Who do you think you are?
405
00:20:38,586 --> 00:20:40,186
- She's Cherry.
- She's Phoebs.
406
00:20:40,286 --> 00:20:41,053
The Madisons are major dweebs.
407
00:20:41,153 --> 00:20:43,519
Gotta go, but we had fun.
408
00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:46,786
Drop your pompoms--
we are done.
409
00:20:46,886 --> 00:20:49,286
- Ooh, cheer burn.
- That just happened.
410
00:20:49,386 --> 00:20:51,453
- Ooh, ooh, Rap burn!
411
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:58,193
- Billy, Nora,
you guys did a good job
412
00:20:58,293 --> 00:21:00,426
taking those pizza boxes out.
413
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,759
- You know us--we live to clean.
414
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,993
- [cats meowing]
415
00:21:06,093 --> 00:21:08,159
- Is that that cat, Roscoe?
416
00:21:08,259 --> 00:21:10,793
- [whispers loudly] Hard to say.
417
00:21:10,893 --> 00:21:13,593
- Maybe we were rough
on the little guy.
418
00:21:13,693 --> 00:21:16,526
I'll take him some milk.
- Dad, wait!
419
00:21:16,626 --> 00:21:17,726
- Yeah, let us do it!
420
00:21:17,826 --> 00:21:19,593
- Oh, no, no, no, no,
don't be silly.
421
00:21:19,693 --> 00:21:22,926
Truth be told, I have
a soft spot for cats.
422
00:21:25,459 --> 00:21:28,893
Here, kitty kitty kitty...
kitties.
423
00:21:28,993 --> 00:21:30,259
- [cats meowing]
424
00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:32,159
- HANK: Whoa, whoa...
[screaming]
425
00:21:32,259 --> 00:21:33,959
Get your claws
out of my soft spot!
426
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:34,893
- [cats meowing]
427
00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:35,926
- You fed the cat, didn't you?
428
00:21:36,026 --> 00:21:40,393
- BOTH: Nooooo... yes.
429
00:21:40,493 --> 00:21:42,959
- There's gotta be
a hundred cats out there.
430
00:21:43,059 --> 00:21:45,093
- Eh, 128.
431
00:21:45,193 --> 00:21:47,326
What can I say--it's a gift.
432
00:21:47,426 --> 00:21:51,526
- [cats meowing]
- HANK: [screaming]
433
00:22:01,666 --> 00:22:05,399
- ♪
434
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:09,999
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