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- Ha! Ha! Got ya, hippo!

Right in your stuffed chubby butt.

- Oh, you're so sweet, Max.

- Whenever I see a fat hippo, I'll think of you.

Let's seal this moment with a selfie.

- [cellphone camera clicks]

- Oh, our eyes came out all red.

We totally look evil.

- I know. It's a keeper!

- [huge whoosh of air]

- Sorry, everyone.

Must have been some extra wind in the tubes.

In the biz, that's called a "tube fart."

You know what? sploagies on the house!

- [menu buttons beeping]

- [sploagies thudding]

- Free food!

- Oh, no, Max, the bracelet you gave me fell off.

Uh, maybe it's underneath the table.

- Yeah.

- Oh, do you see it?

Achoo! Achoo!

- [groans]

- Sorry. I'm allergic to fur.

- Hope it's not my mustache.

I forgot to shave.

- [table thuds]

- Oopsa-doopsie.

Tatiana not see so good with inside sunglasses.

- Keep it moving, furball.

My girl is allergic to your weird hat.

- Sorry, Tatiana not mean to spoil big-time American date.

- I feel so bad about the bracelet.

- Hey, don't worry about it.

We'll check by the Fun Claw--

right after I finish this sploagie.

- I guess we shouldn't let anything ruin our--

Ahhh!

- What? Do I have something on my face?

- You've just got... a little...

Ahhh!

- I'm blue. Ahhhhh!

Ahhhhhh!

- ♪

♪ What you see ♪

♪ Is not what you get ♪

♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪

♪ We fit right in ♪

♪ Bet you never guessed ♪

♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪

♪ Just like all the rest ♪

♪ A picture perfect family ♪

♪ Is what we try to be ♪

♪ Look closer, you might see ♪

♪ The crazy things we do ♪

♪ This isn't make believe ♪

♪ It's our reality ♪

♪ Just your average family ♪

♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪

♪ Livin' a double life ♪

- Hey, did you guys all receive--

- A text from Max saying there was a family emergency?

We all got one.

- Awww, his text says that he's blue.

My baby must have had a bad date.

Everyone be nice to him.

- [footsteps pounding]

- ALL: [laughing]

- It's not funny! Stop laughing!

You're probably wondering why I gathered you all here.

- So we could take pictures?

- [cellphone cameras clicking] - No pictures!

You're here become someone in this room

slipped me a Bolivian blue bean.

It turns your skin blue for 24 hours.

- So you're gonna look like Little Boy Blue all day?

- ALL: [laughing]

- Silence!

I was keeping these beans in my lair to turn Phoebe--

It's not important why I had them.

Nobody leaves until I find out who did this.

- Come on, Max.

You're not gonna turn this tiny little prank

into some big investigation, are you?

- Big? No.

Huge? Yes!

- [whiteboard rattling]

- Each of you had a reason to turn me

into this oddly-handsome blue devil.

- Impressive work and may I say I'm honored to be a suspect.

- This pathetic rabbit here reminds me

who my first suspect is--

Thunderman!

- ALL: [gasping]

- He has a history of getting payback

against the villains who wronged him.

- Not to brag, but yes I am amazing at it.

[laughing]

- And slipping a blue bean into my sploagie

would be the perfect payback for what I did to you.

- Oh, sploagie, I told everyone

I'd never see you again,

but you are sloppy Heaven-on-a-roll.

- [sauce splooshing]

- Mom, Dad's eating another sploagie!

- I'd better take this to go.

Thunderman, away!

- [loud thud] - Ah!

- [loud thud] - [groans]

- I reinforced the ceiling with thundertanium as a prank.

Also, Mom's not home.

- Hank, you asked me to help you quit sploagies

'cause they were stainin' all your shirts.

- Well, you're not doin' a very good job, Barb.

- How are you even getting sploagies?

I gave Splatburger a picture of you that said,

"Do not feed this man."

- Hey, Mom, this is my investigation

and the next suspect is you!

- [dramatic music]

- Okay, where is that sound even coming from?

- It's an app.

Now, Mom, you know you've been out to get me ever since...

"The Incident."

Mom, Maddy. Maddy, Mom. - Hey.

- Oh, I love your bracelet, Mrs. Thunderman.

It's so vintage.

- Oh, thanks, it was my great-grandmother's.

- Go ahead, try it on.

- It looks beautiful on you.

- Which is why we want you to have it.

- For real? - For real?

- Yeah, it's a gift from us.

- What are you doing, Max? - I like this girl.

Come on, don't be "that" mom. - Don't be "that" mom?

You know very well I am "that" mom.

Now I want you to get that bracelet--

- Okay, Maddy, we've gotta go.

Bye, Mom. - Thanks, Mrs. Thunderman.

- You're welcome--

girl I don't even know!

- [door slams]

So, for that, Mom-- if that is your real name.

- So, I'm not happy you gave my great-grandmother's bracelet

to a girl you met at a phone accessory kiosk.

But your father and I didn't turn you blue.

- You're right, you two are too lame

to commit such a fiendish crime.

[powers zapping]

But you know who isn't?

Wait for it. Phone's stuck in my pocket.

Nora! - [dramatic music]

- You mean l'il old me?

- Can the cute, sweetheart.

You know why you were out to get me.

- Hey, Dr. Colosso,

have you seen my new yellow bow?

- Yes, next to that bucket.

- But this is brown.

- That's because Max used it to clean my cage.

I made some serious boomsie.

- Ahhhhhhhh!

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

Ahhhhhhhh!

[powers zapping] - Ow!

That hurts!

But what hurts even more...

is that my own brother could have done this to me--

Billy! - [horn a-ooga'ing]

- I'm done with these stupid sound effects.

- Do you have to be so dramatic?

- I'm the one who looks like

a teenaged Cookie Monster, so, yes!

[chomping]

- Why would I do this to you?

- Revenge!

- The tunnel to Candytown!

Max, you were right! It does exist!

Candy! - [loud thud]

[loud thud]

- I tried that tunnel three more times.

- Max, all you've proven here

is that you're a serious jerk.

And we don't need a board full of yarn to tell us that.

- Says the girl who has the greatest reason

of all to turn me blue.

- That's it? Where's my dramatic flair?

- I wasn't done yet.

Dramatic flair!

- Oh, ha, ha. Thanks.

- You know you wanted to get me back

ever since our fight earlier.

- Yes! Ha! Ha! ♪ I'm here first ♪

- Hey, you two know you're not allowed

in here at the same time.

I'm tired of your food fights.

Splatburger is a classy joint.

This place used to be a shoe store.

- Come on, Max, I'm meeting all of my friends here.

Just leave. - Yeah, right.

I'm here with Maddy. You need to get gone.

- Fine. There's only one way to settle this.

- BOTH: Rock, paper, scissors...

- Telekinesis. - [gasping]

- [loud thud]

- Hey, Sherlock, here's a mystery.

If I wasn't allowed in Splatburger,

how could I have turned you blue?

- Obviously, you...

you know what you did!

- Whadda you got in here?

- Colosso, get out of my bag!

- MAX: I'll take that. [powers zapping]

- How'd that get in there?

- You were the weird Russian girl at Splatburger,

weren't you, Tatiana?

- Oopsa-doopsie.

- Okay, I admit I was at Splatburger

but I didn't turn Max blue.

- Stop stuffing your guilty mouth with jellybeans

and admit what you did.

- Yeah, dressing up in silly outfits is far from normal.

I say, burn the witch!

- Okay, the only reason I was wearing a disguise

was so that the manager, J.J.,

wouldn't see me and Max there at the same time.

Also, I look awesome in furry hats.

- Why should I believe you?

- Um, I have a reason.

- A big blue reason.

- W-Why's everyone staring at me?

I'm blue? I'm blue!

Ha, told you I didn't do it.

Who looks like an idiot now?

- You don't really want us to answer that.

- The criminal must have taken another blue bean

from my jar and slipped it into your jellybeans.

- Whoever's doing this better knock it off.

It was funny when it was Max.

But not our Phoebe. [whimpering]

- All right, it's obvious the criminal

is either Billy or Nora.

- They're also witches!

- Or Colosso.

- Okay, we should get the jar of blue beans

and see if there are any fingerprints on it.

- In the future, whisper your ideas to me

and I'll say them out loud.

We are going to get the jar

and see if there are fingerprints on it.

- How do you get fingerprints off of a jar?

- I think we need to question Billy.

- Billy, we need to question you.

- Do we really need this light in my face, Avatar?

- Yes, 'cause that's what they do on TV.

- I didn't turn you guys blue, I swear.

- Now you're swearing?

Tsk, you used to be such a sweet little boy, Billy.

- I only had your jar because I needed

a new home for my spider, Prudence.

- Then where is this imaginary spider?

- I moved her--

into your retainer case.

I'll show you. [zooming]

[zooming] See?

She laid egg sacs on your retainer.

See? See?

- It's your retainer now, Billy.

- That's it--the wind that blew the napkin

at Splatburger wasn't a tube fart.

It was a Billy fart! - PHOEBE: [gasps]

- Okay, I was there.

And farting is part of super speed travel.

But I didn't put that bean in your food.

I...just went to play the Fun Claw.

- I was having fun, too, Billy,

'til you ruined my big-time American date.

Look how much fun me and Maddy were having.

- Wait, Max, look at that.

- What? My hair or my dimples?

I was so cute a couple of hours ago.

- No, look in the background.

- [gasps] Nora's bow!

She was at Splatburger, too!

- We're outside.

Why are you shining a light on me?

- We're askin' the questions here, short stack.

- Yeah, explain the bow in this picture.

- I've never seen that bow in my life.

- You're wearing it right now.

Spill it, Nora!

- Speaking of spills, what's this?

That's sploagie sauce from Splatburger!

- Fine! I was at Splatburger.

But I wasn't there to get revenge on Max.

I...wanted to play the Fun Claw

and win it all for Baby Lulu.

- You wanted to win a doll for a doll?

Do we look stupid?

Gotta stop asking that.

- Your story doesn't make sense, Nora.

- Either does your face.

- So, we've gathered you all back here again

because we finally figured out who the criminal is.

- Mom, Dad...

Please tell us which one of them did it!

- Billy, Nora, is it true that one of you is Bluey the Kid?

[laughing] That's what we're calling the criminal.

- We also came up with The Great Bluedini.

[laughing] We had a lot of fun.

- Are we done here or are you two

gonna keep accusing us until you're blue in the face?

- Nailed it! - [palm slap]

- I think Phoebe did it.

Then she turned herself blue to throw you off her trail.

♪ Dun Dun Dah ♪

- That's ridiculous.

If anyone's a suspect, it's the former supervillain

who poops in Max's pillowcase.

- I'm sorry.

Would you like to build me an elevator

that goes to the toilet?

- Colosso's right, Phoebe.

Ever since you've turned blue,

you've been sneakin' around whispering things in my ear.

- You asked me to do that!

You know, I'm done helping you.

- Yeah, that's right,

disappear like the Great Bluedini.

- Oh, our name is catchin' on, honey.

- WOMAN ANNOUNCING: Alert! Alert!

Maddy approaching.

- Maddy?

I guess I'm irresistible even as a angry Smurf.

- COLOSSO: I can't wait.

I'm gonna finally get to meet her.

- [doorbell rings] - From under this hat.

- [motor humming]

- [lamp clicks]

- Hi, Mrs. Thunderman.

I am so sorry, but I somehow lost the bracelet you gave me.

- Oh, don't worry about it, Maddy.

It's...just jewelry.

- And Max--Oh!

You're still blue.

Sorry for running out on you.

- Listen, don't worry.

This whole blue thing only lasts a day.

And it's not contagious.

- Then how do you explain her?

- And now a cheerleader from school saw me.

- Achoo! Achoo!

Oh, no, maybe I'm allergic to you, Max.

Achoo! - No, no, no, it's not me.

It's my sister's stupid hat again.

That's what's making you sneeze like a wet cat.

- [door slams] - [sighs] Shoot.

- That's it! Phoebe's hat!

I know who the criminal is.

And it's one of you four! - ALL: [gasping]

- [powers zapping] - [thunder crashing]

- Sorry--sometimes I thunder clap when I get startled.

- Don't apologize. It added to the moment.

- ♪

- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Sorry, Thundermans, we're closed.

Ugh! Besides, shouldn't you two be at a hospital?

- [blowing frosty air]

Oopsa-doopsie.

- Now, I brought you all back to the scene of the crime

to reveal which one of you is Bluey the Kid.

- Yes! - BOTH: [palm slap]

- First, there's Billy.

It was just after he ran in

that Maddy noticed her bracelet was missing.

Coincidence?

Or was he sent here to steal it back...

for Mom?

Sorry.

For Mom? - Oh!

All right, you caught me.

But this belonged to my great-grandma.

You had no right to give it to Maddy.

- Exactly!

So, when you told Maddy it was "just jewelry,"

I knew something was up your sleeve.

Just didn't know which one.

- Well, what about Nora? We know she was here, too.

- Yes, Nora.

So cute.

So guilty...

of coming to Splatburger to get sploagies for Dad!

- ALL: [gasping] - Of course!

The sauce on Nora's stroller

matches the stain on Dad's shirt.

- That's because Nora's been carrying

more than Baby Lulu in this thing.

Dramatic blanket yank!

- ALL: [gasping]

- They're on to us, Dad.

Make a run for it!

- It's okay, Nora.

Everyone knows I've been using

my little girl to smuggle take-out.

- And I used Billy to steal jewelry.

We're bad parents.

- True, but we're great at naming things.

- We are.

- Now, let's talk about Phoebe.

I thought she was too goody-goody to pull this off.

Also, too annoying, too boring--

- Okay, hurry up.

- It was both here and at home

Maddy has sneezing fits

from being allergic to Phoebe's fur hat.

- But it's made of fake fur.

- I already knew that, Blues Clues.

At home, I saw the fake fur label

and realized it was something else

that was making Maddy sneeze.

- Booger fairies!

- No.

It was the person who turned me blue.

And they're hiding in the one place

no one would notice a furry criminal.

The Fun Claw!

- ALL: [gasping] Dr. Colosso?

- Oh, hi, guys. You eat here, too?

- Dr. Colosso, you've been caught red-handed.

Footed! Pawed! Whatever you walked on, you're guilty.

- You can't prove it.

- Oh, but he can.

You can prove it, right, Max?

- Yes.

With the help of a dramatic flashback.

There I was, with Maddy, being charming, as always.

- You're so sweet, Max.

- Whenever I see a fat hippo, I'll think of you.

Let's seal this moment with a selfie.

As we snapped our selfie,

Nora, the sploagie smuggler, entered.

- [cellphone camera clicks]

- But that wasn't the only thing she was smuggling.

Nora didn't know it,

but Dr. Colosso hitched a free ride in her stroller.

Once inside, Colosso need a distraction.

Lucky for him, Billy spinned the town.

- BILLY: [zooming]

- J.J.: Sploagies on the house.

- [menu buttons beeping] - [sploagies thudding]

- Free food!

- Oh, no, Max, the bracelet you gave me fell off.

Uh, maybe it's underneath the table.

- MAX: We went under the table to look for the bracelet.

- MADDY: Achoo! Achoo!

- MAX: That's when Colosso appeared.

- [laughing]

- MAX: It was his fur that caused

Maddy's snot-filled sneezing attack.

- Achoo! Sorry.

I'm allergic to fur.

- MAX: Colosso then seized the moment

to plant a blue bean in my sploagie.

Then Phoebe's Russian alter-ego

provided the perfect opportunity...

- Oopsa-doopsie.

- MAX: For Colosso to escape.

And like that...poof... he was gone.

- And I woulda gotten away with it, too,

if it wasn't for your girlfriend--

little Miss Mucous.

The only piece of the puzzle

is why would you do this, Dr. Colosso?

- Fine! I'll tell you.

For two weeks, you've been yappin' about this Maddy girl.

Maddy this. Maddy that. Maddy. Maddy. Maddy. Maddy.

- You did all this just to get rid of her?

- I didn't wanna lose my best friend.

My only crime is loving you.

That, plus, all my actual crimes.

- Hey, we'll always be buds,

no matter who I go out with.

- [music surging dramatically]

- Max has bigger issues than being blue.

- Hey, if this is all about your creepy love triangle,

uh, why'd you turn me blue, Colosso?

- Oh, that was me. [laughing]

I thought it'd be hilarious and I was right.

- Oh, ho, ho, really? - Yeah.

- [powers zapping] - [yelping]

- [objects clattering]

- Now that was hilarious.

Now who wants to play with Fun Claw and grab Colosso?

- HANK: [laughing]

- COLOSSO: Wait! No! No, no, no, no, no.

Don't do that.

That's a bad idea

because I just got my cape cleaned!

- ♪

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