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- Mom, Dad, you know how we moved here

and I was the new kid,

but then I met Cherry and we became besties,

and then I met Ashley, Sarah, and Kelsey.

- I know, sweetie, I read your blog.

Do you see my comments?

I'm proudmama978.

- And I'm embarrasseddaughter1.

Anyway, now that I have friends,

the only thing that's missing is a sleepover

so I can get closer to my girl crew.

- I don't know, honey.

About the sleepover or the term "girl crew."

- Come on, Dad.

Sleepovers are what normal girls do in Hiddenville.

My friends are starting to ask questions.

- Like what?

- Like why haven't I had a sleepover yet.

- Having non-supes in the house is one thing,

but a group of girls sleeping over sounds like

a lot of giggling and glitter.

- Come on, Hank, sleepovers are more than giggling and glitter.

There's makeovers, boy talk,

and sometimes they end in crying.

I miss those days.

- Please, Dad, I want to cry with my friends!

- Fine.

Have your sleepover.

- But no superpowers.

- Or glitter!

I'm gonna be firm on that glitter part.

- Thank you!

I promise, no superpowers.

- Alert, alert.

Non-supe approaching.

- I'll get that.

- She didn't agree on the glitter.

- Is this about Glitter Man, Hank?

- Glitter Man.

He was the cruelest super villain ever.

First it's all fun and shiny glitter,

and then you can't see and you're flying into a flagpole.

- Cherry, guess what?

I'm having a sleepover tomorrow!

- Phoebe, guess what?

I hate sleepovers!

- What? Why?

- It's because I'm cursed.

The last sleepover I had, I burnt the popcorn.

- That's it?

- Then a helicopter crashed into our deck.

They say it was unrelated, but I say cuuuurse!

- Okay.

But we're all gonna be here watching our favorite movie,

3-D Teen Romance.

When Ryan Bronson puckers up,

it's like his lips are in your living room.

- I'm in!

[both shriek]

- I can't wait for tomorrow night!

- I can't wait for tomorrow night, Colosso.

Me, you, upstairs watching Johnny forearms defend his

title in Wrestleface 3-D.

It's going to be in your face.

[makes exploding sound]

- Did you get the swag?

- Of course.

Got myself a shirt. [chuckles]

And this is all they had in your size.

- Well, then it's a date.

- Don't make it weird.

- You bought a onesie for a bunny.

It's already weird.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ What you see is not what you get ♪

♪ Living our lives with a secret ♪

♪ We fit right in ♪

♪ Bet you never guess ♪

♪ 'Cause we're living our lives just like all the rest ♪

♪ A picture perfect family ♪

♪ Is what we try to be ♪

♪ Look closer ♪

♪ You might see the crazy things we do ♪

♪ This isn't make believe ♪

♪ It's our reality ♪

♪ Just your average family ♪

♪ Trying to be normal ♪

♪ And stay out of trouble ♪

♪ Living a double life ♪

- Hey, Cherry, quick question about tonight.

I know this brings back bad memories,

but can the other girls eat popcorn?

- [screams]

- Throwing out the popcorn.

Uh, what about pretzels?

- [screams]

- Throwing out the pretzels.

Chips and dip?

Chips and dip it is.

- Okay, countdown to Wrestleface 3-D has begun.

What's that sleeping bag doing here?

- Sleeping bag...

Or wrestling mat?

- Bunny slam!

Yeah!

[both grunting]

Tap out, tap out.

- Never!

- Whatever's going on here,

can it not happen on my sleeping bag?

- This is yours?

Phoebe, don't take this the wrong way,

but we're going to watch wrestling

and nobody wants you here.

- You can't watch wrestling here.

My friends are coming over to watch 3-D Teen Romance.

which we have to watch on the 3-D TV

because it's in the title.

- 3-D is for body slams,

not for teens holding hands and then bursting into songs

about teens holding hands.

- Well, too bad.

I need this night to go well with my girlfriends.

I've been planning this all day.

- All day?

It took me weeks to build a satellite dish so I can get

the wrestling match without paying for it,

and why am I telling you this?

- Mom, Dad...

- You wouldn't.

- I think I just did.

- What did Max do, Phoebe?

- Fine.

Watch your sappy movie.

- Never mind.

- She thinks she's won, but I pooped in her sleeping bag.

- All right, I finally freed your new toy

from its cardboard prison.

BOTH: Yay!

- Thanks, Mom.

[rapid hammering]

- This is why you don't have a pet.

- It's an indestructobot.

You're supposed to try and break it.

- Is that all you've got?

- Wow, maybe no one can break it.

- Max broke the refrigerator again.

- Hey, Dad, you're super strong.

Try and break my indestructobot.

The box says it can't be done.

- Really?

Well, the box never met Thunderman.

[straining]

This thing's tougher than I thought.

- Are you even trying?

Let me know when you start.

- Did he just insult me?

[laughs]

Maybe it's time to wash your mouth out with a little table.

Honey, Max broke the table.

- Don't even, don't.

- Thank you for that soothing massage.

- How is this possible?

I'm the strongest man in the world.

- Maybe the toy's the strongest man in the world.

- Now, now, kids.

Your father can handle this.

He's just a little rusty.

- Does "rusty" mean out of shape?

- It means retired, but it's nothing a little superhero

workout can't fix.

- That's my Thunderman.

- This is not over, indestructobot.

- Going into sleep mode.

There are no challengers here.

- All right, all right.

[all talking at once]

- All right, all right, glasses on, ladies.

It's time For 3-D Teen Romance!

- Whoa!

These things really work.

It's like the chips and dip are right here.

[gasps]

It feels so real.

- And now we need more snacks.

- So, Phoebe,

is your brother Max gonna watch the movie with us?

- Nope.

In fact, he won't be watching anything.

- Or will he?

3-D TV.

It's like it's coming right at you.

- All right, we've got everything we need

to watch 3-D Teen Romance.

except the 3-D TV.

- What happened to it?

- My slumber party curse strikes again.

I'm sorry, Phoebe, I should just go before

the helicopter gets here.

- It's not a curse.

Max took the TV.

I'm gonna get it back.

- Oh, he's such a trickster.

What a fun guy.

- He's not fun, Sarah!

But this sleepover is.

Glitter!

- All right, Hank, enough stretching.

Drop and give me a sit-up and a push-up.

- [groaning]

BOTH: Ew!

- [groans]

- Oooooh!

ALL: Ahhhhh...

- See, kids?

This is what happens when you put in a lot of work,

commit, and never give up.

- You're a superhero.

That took you ten seconds.

- But I wanted to give up after five.

I'm coming for you, indestructobot!

[grunts]

Ooh!

- I heard something pop.

- I think one of my abs came loose.

This is gonna take longer than it used to.

[popping]

A lot longer than it used to.

- A huge night of in-your-face wrestling action

is moments away.

- Yes!

Look at that beautiful picture, Colosso.

- Yeah.

It's like we're really there.

Except without the sweat.

- Gotcha covered.

[spray bottle hisses]

- Nice.

No! No!

Noooooo!

- What happened?

- You didn't pay your cable bill, that's what happened.

- No, this can't be happening!

- Aw, no reception?

Guess you won't be needing the TV.

- Phoebe, what did you do to my satellite dish?

- Moi?

That's French for "I hid it And I'm taking the TV."

- Touche.

That's French for, "Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah."

- Come on, Max, you know how important this night is to me.

All of my friends are waiting upstairs.

- Oh, all your friends are waiting upstairs?

Well, that changes nothing.

- So neither of us gets to watch anything?

- Well, I get to watch you stomp out of my room

with your elbows going every which way.

- I don't do that.

And I'm not gonna let you ruin my party.

[all giggling]

- Okay, minor technical difficulties with the TV.

But we do have more glitter.

[all giggle]

- Let's just go to my house and watch the movie there.

- Do you have a cute twin brother I can throw myself at?

- Yeah.

- Oh, I wasn't expecting that.

I'm in.

- It's okay, Phoebe.

You tried.

- Cherry, help me.

I can't be known for having the one sleepover

where no one slept over.

- Yeah, that would be bad.

Even after the helicopter hit, my friends stayed.

We couldn't sleep because of the sirens,

but no one suggested leaving.

- How do I get them to stay?

- "Light as a feather, stiff as a board" is always fun.

- Levitating, that's perfect.

Everybody, we're playing "Light as a feather,

stiff as a board."

- That never works.

- Uh, my cousin's friend's older sister's boyfriend's

neighbor said it worked once.

- And it's gonna work this time.

I promise.

- It can't hurt to try.

Sarah, get on the floor.

And remember, everybody use two fingers.

ALL: Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

- The power of our friendship is lifting me up!

[laughs]

- Sorry to interrupt, but your father needs an energy--

What's going on here?

- Uh, we were using the power of our friendship to lift Sarah.

- You're using the power of something.

- I think my butt has a concussion,

but that was awesome!

[all laughing]

- See, Mom?

It's awesome.

- Using your powers at a sleepover?

Phoebe, I trusted you.

- Okay, I know this looks bad, but it was an emergency

and I had the perfect cover.

Please don't send everybody home.

- I don't think you've left me much choice.

- There's always another choice.

- Max, what are you even doing here?

- Enjoying Phoebe's downward spiral.

- Do you mind? I'm trying to handle this.

- Hey, I am just as disappointed in her as you are, Barb.

I may not be a super parent like you, but if I were,

I would slap on the anti-superpower ankle bracelet.

- Huh, I hadn't thought of that.

- I thought you had that custom-made for Max.

- I did, but Max has little dainty ankles.

Now you can't use your superpowers even if you try.

- Mom, what are you doing with all that?

- Well, Dad needs his energy

because he wants to play with a toy.

And the chips are for me.

He's putting on quite a show.

- All right, Phoebe, you ready to make a deal?

Give me back my satellite dish and I'll disable

that anklet so your powers work.

- I just got busted.

I'm not gonna use my powers again.

- Phoebe, everybody actually wants to stay now.

Come back out so we can keep levitating.

- I need my powers back.

- I need my satellite dish back.

- [sighs] fine.

It's in the dishwasher.

- The dishwasher?

- That thing right there.

- Oh, the magic chore machine.

You got yourself a deal.

Give me your foot.

Come on.

- Ah!

I've trained, I've gulped who knows what.

Now all I need is a little superhero power nap.

[snores]

Ah! Totally refreshed!

Let's do this!

- You can do it, Hank.

You are not old and weak!

- Nobody ever said that.

[groaning]

- You are old and weak.

- [laughs]

you think this is funny?

Let's see if you're laughing at my thunderstorm.

- Don't be silly, Hank.

You can't have a thunderstorm in the house.

- Thunderstorm!

- [squeals]

- Ah!

[thunderous crashing]

- Did you feel that, Colosso?

- 3-D wrestling is blowing my mind!

- [laughs]

- [laughing] yes!

- You flattened it like a pancake, Dad.

- I never want to hear that robot voice, again.

- Say, your belly is soft and warm.

- Ah!

I will not let this kiddie toy get the best of me!

- Are you okay, Hank?

- No! This kiddie toy is getting the best of me!

- It's probably better if we levitate out here so my mom

won't keep interrupting.

How rude, right?

- Cute anklet. Where'd you get it?

- It's Max's.

He has dainty ankles.

Cherry, you ready for us to lift you?

- I want to hover like a helicopter.

[giggles]

Why did I say the "H" word?

- You'll be fine. Don't worry.

ALL: Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

- Oh, my wow, I'm floating!

- Stay focused, ladies.

We're doing it.

[anklet zapping]

That can't be good.

- [squeals]

- Is she supposed to go that high?

- Our friendship is too powerful!

- No, that's what happens when you do this outside.

- How do you know?

None of us have done this before.

- Uh, Cherry's cousin's friend's older sister's

boyfriend's neighbor says this is totally normal.

- [squeals]

[anklet zapping]

- Eat some lightning, you bucket of bolts!

- Mom, hurry.

Dad could be back any minute.

- I just need some more time.

- Whoo, that fresh air really--

What are you doing?

- Nothing.

- Not a thing.

- Electrifying the robot so you can actually break it this time.

- What?

- We were just getting it started for you.

You know, like when I can't open a jar

and you get it started for me.

- No, I open it for you.

- And I appreciate it.

I'm sorry, Hank.

The kids just wanted to help you.

- The kids?

You guys don't think I can break a toy?

You really don't think I'm the strongest man in the world.

- Dad, we just saw how upset you were,

and we wanted to make you feel better.

- Yeah.

Who cares if you can't break my toy?

You're still the greatest dad in the world.

- No.

I'm the luckiest dad in the world.

And this is the greatest family ever.

[anklet zapping]

- [squealing]

- You guys?

I think I'm ready to come down now.

[screams]

- Why can't we lower her?

- We care too much about each other.

- That's it.

We need someone we don't care about.

I'll get my brother.

- Your brother, Max?

- Stay focused, Sarah!

- Uh-oh, Johnny forearms is back in the ring,

and swinging a bookshelf?

BOTH: Whoa!

- Psst, Max, my anklet is malfunctioning.

Cherry's floating out of control.

- So? What's the worst that could happen?

- She could float into outer space.

And the anklet could light my pants on fire.

- I'm okay with either one of those things.

- Where did Johnny forearms get a player piano?

- Come on, Max.

I just wanted to have a great sleepover

where we talked about boys and did makeovers

and ended up crying.

And not because my best friend floated away.

How would you feel if it Was Dr. Colosso up there?

- Dr. Colosso is not my best friend.

- You bought him a onesie...

And he's wearing it.

- Yeah, admit it, dude.

We're besties.

- Fine. I'll help you.

- Oh, now he's got a washing machine!

- A washing machine?

Oh, let's make it quick.

- Ah, don't worry, Max.

I think he's running out of things to throw!

- Johnny forearms has just brought a live puma

into the ring.

[puma growls]

- [screams]

Of course, I could be wrong.

- Okay, we've got help.

- Hi, Max.

We'll get her down faster if we hold hands.

- Not how it works, Sarah.

Okay, guys, we got to hurry.

Do the "Get her down" chant.

"Heavy as a rock, limp as a noodle."

ALL: Heavy as a rock, limp as a noodle.

Heavy as a rock, limp as a noodle.

Heavy as a rock, limp as a noodle.

- We're doing it, we're doing it!

[all squealing]

- Victory hug!

- Again, not how it works, Sarah.

- Max.

Thanks.

You really came through for me.

And look, I know we might not always get along--

- Really? We're doing this now?

- Right, wrestling, go.

- Oh, my gosh, thanks, guys.

That was awesome.

However, I might've put the "p" in pjs.

- I wish someone recorded this.

Who'd ever believe it really happened?

- Wait. Are you crying?

- Yes, this has been the best sleepover of my life.

- Me too!

- It was amazing!

- Oh, my gosh, we're all crying.

ALL: Best friends forever!

[all sobbing]

- It's over, it's over, the match of the century is over!

- It's over?

- And so is Johnny forearms' career.

- Dr. Colosso, what happened?

- There are no words.

It was horrible as it was amazing.

- Okay, I'll just watch the replay online.

- Out of respect to all those involved,

we will never show this match again.

- Oh, come on!

- Bummer.

- So did I hear crying last night?

- I thought my lair was soundproof.

- I was talking about Phoebe's friends.

Was it a success?

- Yeah, it was.

Thanks, Mom.

- You know, I really like those girls.

They are all so down to Earth.

- They are now.

- What?

- Nothing.

- Look at all of you.

This is what life's about.

Not brute force, not crushing strength.

Family.

That's what really matters.

ALL: Aw.

- Aw, where's the salt?

[clattering]

- It broke, Dad.

- [laughs]

I knew I could do it!

I'm the strongest man in the world!

And that's all that really matters!

[laughs maniacally]

No!

[laughing]

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