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- "Whisk briskly.
Fold in egg."
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Hold do you fold an egg?
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[alarm chimes]
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Oh, time for calculus.
Let's see.
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The integral from zero to pi
is...
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Not a bunch of circles.
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[alarm chimes]
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Oh, back to brownies.
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Let's see.
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- Ooh, brownies.
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Can I lick the calculator?
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- Ugh!
Dang it!
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I'm just so busy this weekend.
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I've got the bake sale
with Cherry,
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all of this homework,
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and plus I'm volunteering
at the library today.
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Uh, there was something else.
What was it?
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- Bore me with all the stuff
you have to do today?
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Check.
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- Any chance you're gonna mature
in the next four seconds
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and help me?
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- I will only answer that
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if you pull my finger.
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- Sometimes I wish I could just
clone myself and do it all.
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- Two of you?
Ugh!
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- One of you?
Ugh!
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- What are you guys up to?
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- We got a cabaret gig in Vegas.
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- Awesome.
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I thought
we were just practicing
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for our school talent show
tonight.
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- [gasps]
the talent show!
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- You promised to be
our piano player
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and teach us some dance moves.
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- Yeah, I need to learn how
to shake my moneymaker.
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Right now, it's just
bringing in change.
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- Don't tell me you forgot.
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- [laughs]
of course not.
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Your talent show
is my number one priority.
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I would never forget that.
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Just give me a second
to finish up these brownies.
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- That was the thing you forgot,
wasn't it?
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- Completely.
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- ♪ What you see
is not what you get ♪
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♪ Living our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in,
bet you never guessed ♪
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♪ 'cause we're living our lives
just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture-perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see
the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make-believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
instead of trouble ♪
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♪ Living a double life ♪
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- Ay, ay, ay, Max.
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¿Que es tan importante?
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Sorry, I was in the middle
of Spanish homework.
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You know, I'm busy.
What do you want?
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- Well, you said something
really interesting earlier,
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and I took note, because that
doesn't happen very often.
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- So you called me down here
to insult me?
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- No, that's just a bonus.
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I called you down here
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to see something
really impressive.
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BOTH: Tada!
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- Is it behind the two rabbits?
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- It is the two rabbits.
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Dr. colosso's been teaching me
how to clone.
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Unfortunately, they've all been
coming out with two butts.
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Until now.
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Behold one beautiful butt!
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- You really need
to get out more.
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- Okay, before you go,
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you might want to see this.
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- What did you do?
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- Well, you said you wanted
to clone yourself.
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- That was an expression.
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- Oh, so is this:
"I'm a stinkin' genius."
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- Max, this is so wrong.
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- No, this is perfect.
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You get help
with your boring life,
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and I get something that will
impress Villain University.
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- A clone?
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- The competition is tough.
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Jimmy Klegner turned
his grandmother into a zombie
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and was still wait-listed.
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- Well, she does look
exactly like me.
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Can she talk?
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- I could talk all day
about those cute shoes.
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- I know, right?
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I mean, they're a little bit
pricey, but--
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Whoa!
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This is way too weird.
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I refuse to be dragged into
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another one
of your wacky experiments.
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[alarm chiming]
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Oh, I know.
I know.
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I've got to stuff to do
at 2:00, 3:00, 4:00, and 5:00.
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Get off my back, calendar!
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- Hmm.
If only there were two of you.
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- [sighs]
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no, Max.
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If someone finds out
you can clone,
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they might get an inkling
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that we're not your typical
suburban family.
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- No one will inkle.
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There will be no inkling.
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She's a perfect copy of you--
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Same annoying voice,
same cackling laugh,
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same dopey face--
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PHOEBES: Okay, I get it!
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- How do you stand him?
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- It's not easy.
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- Don't worry.
I'll be with her the whole time.
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I just want to see how she works
in the real world.
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- I don't think so, Max.
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- Phoebe!
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This keyboard's
not gonna play itself!
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- Actually, it has that option.
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- Shut it, Billy.
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- [sighs]
they need my help.
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Okay, I won't let you take her
to Cherry's bake sale,
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but maybe she can shelve books
for me at the library.
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And don't mess this up, Max.
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You'll expose us all.
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- Well, since we're going
to the library,
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I should probably return
that book on neutrons,
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or there's gonna be a...
charge.
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Oh, me!
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- If only your jokes were
as good as your cloning.
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- You are just like her.
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I should have dialed back
on the sass.
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Oh!
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Are you okay?
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- Numbers are made of candy!
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- Say what?
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- Max?
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What's the first thing
I taught you about cloning?
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- The more butts,
the bigger the cleanup.
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- Yes, and the slightest bump,
they turn dumb.
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Observe.
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- I'm the mayor
of string cheese!
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- I mean, it's okay.
It's just a little glitch.
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- Look at me.
I'm Dr. Fingertubes!
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- That might be something
real Phoebe does
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when no one's around;
we don't know.
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- [giggles]
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- All right.
I am all yours.
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We're gonna make this
one amazing talent show.
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- Good, 'cause I don't want
to be embarrassed
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in front of the whole school.
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I have a reputation.
- What reputation?
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- I'm the kid who's always
embarrassing himself
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in front of the whole school.
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- All right.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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[ragtime piano music]
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♪ ♪
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- I can't stop!
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- Hank, do something.
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- Got it.
Phoebe, do something.
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- Got it.
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- Jeez, Phoebe.
What have you been eating?
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Cat food?
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- Well, it was in a can.
It said, "tuna."
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I have a lot on my mind, okay?
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- This isn't going to work.
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- You know, your father and I
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could offer you
some dance tips too.
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- It's okay.
Phoebe's helping us.
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She's great at this,
and she's...
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- Not old.
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- I'm gonna act like
I didn't hear that.
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- Because you can't?
- [laughs]
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That's funny, Nora.
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Don't disrespect your father.
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- All right, well, we got
a lot of rehearsing to do,
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so if you guys could--
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- You know, your dad and I--
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- And here we go.
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- We used to dance
all the time.
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- Now we just watch shows
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about people
who think they can dance.
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- Come on, Hank.
Let's bust a move.
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Phoebe?
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- [clears throat]
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[cheerful music]
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♪ ♪
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- I wish that shoe hit me.
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- [sighs]
Okay.
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You are just like Phoebe,
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so being around all these books,
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the smart should come
right back to you.
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- [crunching]
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- And you're eating a book.
Okay.
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Maybe if I just...
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- I see two of you.
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Hi, Max.
Hi, Max!
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- Uh...
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Fix your...Face.
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- [laughs]
- Okay.
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You stay here.
I'm gonna go return this book.
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And then we'll start
stacking those, okay?
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- Oh, thank goodness
you're here, Phoebe.
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- Trains go, "choo-choo."
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- Okay.
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Anyway, Ms. Barnett
called in sick today,
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so I'm gonna need for you
to take over story time.
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- Okeydokey.
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[sighs]
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Hi, everybody.
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I'm Phoebe, and this is...
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A book.
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"Once upon a time..."
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Wordy wordy wordy wordy words.
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Funny butterfly.
Goofy-looking kids.
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Some guy with a hat.
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The end!
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- You're weird.
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- Note to self:
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clone Phoebe, while
an excellent physical replica,
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has the I.Q. of a tube sock.
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Hey, Phoebe, why don't you
show 'em this book?
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It's a picture book,
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so you won't be slowed down
by all those wordy words.
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- Okay.
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[sighs]
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"Once upon a time,
there was a boy who"--
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Ah!
It's alive!
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The book's alive!
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Everybody, freak out!
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There's a dragon in the book,
and it's trying to attack us!
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Why is this happening?
Why?
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- Phoebe!
Phoebe, calm down!
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It's just a pop-up book!
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There's no dragon!
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- Shh!
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Keep it...down.
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- Sorry.
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Uh, my sister just tends
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to get a little involved
in her books sometimes--
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- I didn't ask for
an explanation.
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- Right.
[laughs nervously]
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Get back to your book,
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Caging the Rage.
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Anger management--
Good for you.
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- [grunts]
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- Any chance you're getting up
to go to the bathroom?
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'Cause I am.
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- Mom, Dad,
we're ready to wow you!
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We've been practicing,
252
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and I think
they're really gonna nail it.
253
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- Like your father nailed
the wall?
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- A dancer is only as good
as his partner.
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And my partner's awesome.
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- Mom, can you give Billy
a spot?
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[fingers snap]
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[tango music]
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♪ ♪
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- [yelling]
261
00:10:36,327 --> 00:10:37,595
Crash!
262
00:10:39,631 --> 00:10:43,201
- So...
No tango?
263
00:10:43,201 --> 00:10:44,970
NORA: No kidding!
264
00:10:44,970 --> 00:10:48,340
[phone ringing]
265
00:10:48,340 --> 00:10:50,275
[sounds of people yelling]
266
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,476
- Max?
267
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:54,847
- Hey, phoebes.
So how's it going there?
268
00:10:54,847 --> 00:10:56,749
- What have you done?
269
00:10:56,749 --> 00:10:57,816
- Oh, good, good.
270
00:10:57,816 --> 00:10:59,525
So, hey, little problem here,
271
00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:01,560
and I don't want to worry you,
but...
272
00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:04,397
- Wheeeeee!
273
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,965
- That's happening.
274
00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:08,968
- Max, what is going on?
275
00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:11,605
- It turns out your twin isn't
as bright as I thought.
276
00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:12,906
- Yeah, I know you're dumb.
277
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,209
- Not me.
Your other twin.
278
00:11:15,209 --> 00:11:18,745
- Nora, Billy, I have to run out
for a couple minutes!
279
00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,014
Just keep her there,
and whatever you do,
280
00:11:20,014 --> 00:11:22,116
don't let her go
to the school bake sale.
281
00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:23,517
- No school bake sale.
Got it.
282
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:26,821
Hey, don't worry.
I'm in complete control.
283
00:11:26,821 --> 00:11:28,489
I've lost control!
284
00:11:28,489 --> 00:11:29,590
- [shrieks]
285
00:11:29,590 --> 00:11:31,259
Bake sale time!
286
00:11:31,259 --> 00:11:32,360
Whee!
287
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,462
- No!
No, you can't be exposed!
288
00:11:34,462 --> 00:11:37,632
To the sun's...harsh rays...
289
00:11:37,632 --> 00:11:39,635
Without a suitable sunblock.
290
00:11:39,635 --> 00:11:40,836
[laughs]
291
00:11:40,836 --> 00:11:42,103
You're gonna hurt me,
aren't you?
292
00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:43,972
- [growling]
293
00:11:50,412 --> 00:11:52,414
- Oh, hi, Ms. Crandall.
294
00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:52,809
Have you seen my brother?
295
00:11:52,809 --> 00:11:54,178
- You again?
296
00:11:54,178 --> 00:11:55,212
I thought I told you
297
00:11:55,212 --> 00:11:57,514
to check yourself out
of this library.
298
00:11:57,514 --> 00:11:59,924
- Right, which is why
I came back
299
00:11:59,924 --> 00:12:02,894
to say I'm sorry for...
Everything.
300
00:12:02,894 --> 00:12:04,762
- "Sorry" won't bring back
301
00:12:04,762 --> 00:12:06,931
the young adult
paranormal romance section.
302
00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:10,068
You're fired.
303
00:12:10,068 --> 00:12:11,837
- You can't fire a volunteer.
304
00:12:11,837 --> 00:12:14,339
- Don't make me call security.
305
00:12:17,009 --> 00:12:19,077
Please collect your things
306
00:12:19,077 --> 00:12:20,613
and your brother.
307
00:12:20,613 --> 00:12:22,348
- Max?
308
00:12:22,348 --> 00:12:24,217
- Don't, Phoebe!
Don't hurt me!
309
00:12:24,217 --> 00:12:26,219
- [sighs]
out of there.
310
00:12:26,219 --> 00:12:27,887
And stop freaking out.
It's me.
311
00:12:27,887 --> 00:12:29,188
- Prove it.
312
00:12:29,188 --> 00:12:31,090
What's Dad's favorite
between-meal snack?
313
00:12:31,090 --> 00:12:33,860
- Another meal.
314
00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:34,894
- Okay, it's you.
315
00:12:34,894 --> 00:12:37,096
- Where is my clone, Max?
316
00:12:37,096 --> 00:12:38,398
- I'll tell you,
but you can't get mad.
317
00:12:38,398 --> 00:12:40,100
- I'm already mad!
- Bake sale!
318
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,036
[both scream]
319
00:12:44,204 --> 00:12:46,473
- Billy!
Nora!
320
00:12:46,473 --> 00:12:48,075
Why don't you come show us
your dance?
321
00:12:48,075 --> 00:12:50,378
I don't think we can wait
for Phoebe anymore.
322
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:52,313
- Is Max down there
to help us?
323
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,981
- No, it's just me
and your mom.
324
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:55,716
- Can you get Dr. Colosso?
325
00:12:55,716 --> 00:12:57,292
- Just get down here!
326
00:13:00,762 --> 00:13:02,097
- [gasps]
327
00:13:02,097 --> 00:13:04,966
- Look at my little princess.
328
00:13:04,966 --> 00:13:06,802
- Don't you look darling?
329
00:13:06,802 --> 00:13:08,770
- I know.
330
00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:11,307
Billy!
Living room, now!
331
00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:20,850
- Did I look that adorable
in my thundertights?
332
00:13:22,118 --> 00:13:24,787
- Yes?
333
00:13:24,787 --> 00:13:26,789
- Eyes over here, people.
334
00:13:26,789 --> 00:13:29,792
[lilting classical music]
335
00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:35,466
♪ ♪
336
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:39,237
- Now let's show them
the big finish.
337
00:13:39,237 --> 00:13:40,738
- Are you ready to catch me?
338
00:13:40,738 --> 00:13:41,705
- I'm ready.
339
00:13:47,245 --> 00:13:49,213
Just say when.
340
00:13:51,983 --> 00:13:54,453
- When.
341
00:13:54,453 --> 00:13:56,955
[sighs]
Now what are we gonna do?
342
00:13:56,955 --> 00:13:59,531
- Well, I know
Phoebe's not here,
343
00:13:59,531 --> 00:14:01,901
but you've got us.
344
00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:04,704
- How do we say this sweetly?
345
00:14:04,704 --> 00:14:06,739
[sweetly]
Not on your life.
346
00:14:11,211 --> 00:14:13,946
- And remember,
for every dollar we raise,
347
00:14:13,946 --> 00:14:16,449
10¢ goes to saving the narwhals.
348
00:14:16,449 --> 00:14:18,284
- 10¢?
That's it?
349
00:14:18,284 --> 00:14:20,586
- Oh, the other 90¢ goes
to me buying books
350
00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:23,123
on "What is a Narwhal?"
351
00:14:23,957 --> 00:14:25,258
Oh, Phoebe, there you are.
352
00:14:25,258 --> 00:14:27,093
- Huh?
[gasps]
353
00:14:27,093 --> 00:14:28,762
Now I'm over here.
354
00:14:28,762 --> 00:14:30,864
And now I disappeared.
355
00:14:30,864 --> 00:14:33,768
- This is a weird game,
even fore me.
356
00:14:33,768 --> 00:14:36,070
- Are these red velvet cupcakes
any good?
357
00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:39,173
- I don't know.
[gasps] Let's find out.
358
00:14:39,173 --> 00:14:40,575
Oh, yeah!
359
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:41,776
These are amazing!
360
00:14:41,776 --> 00:14:43,845
Want a bite?
361
00:14:43,845 --> 00:14:46,714
Ooh, finger frosting.
362
00:14:46,714 --> 00:14:48,350
Face frosting!
363
00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:49,551
- Phoebe!
364
00:14:49,551 --> 00:14:51,486
- That's my name!
Phoebe!
365
00:14:55,223 --> 00:14:57,566
- Okay, I'll lure clone Phoebe
under the table.
366
00:14:57,566 --> 00:14:58,601
Then you grab her.
367
00:14:58,601 --> 00:14:59,768
- Duct tape and rope?
368
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,003
Should I be worried
369
00:15:01,003 --> 00:15:02,371
that you just happen to have
this stuff handy?
370
00:15:02,371 --> 00:15:03,873
- Not worried, thankful.
371
00:15:05,674 --> 00:15:08,444
- Oh, good!
Max, you're here.
372
00:15:08,444 --> 00:15:10,179
Your sister has gone crazy!
373
00:15:11,347 --> 00:15:14,284
Also, what is a narwhal?
374
00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:18,055
- I'm sorry about Phoebe.
375
00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:19,890
It's all the sugar;
she can't handle it.
376
00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:21,525
Here, watch.
377
00:15:21,525 --> 00:15:23,560
Hey, Phoebe,
you see the cupcake?
378
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,630
You want it?
Go get it, girl.
379
00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:27,432
- Whee!
380
00:15:27,432 --> 00:15:28,799
Oh, hi, Phoebe.
381
00:15:28,799 --> 00:15:33,838
- Uh, she names all her cupcakes
"Phoebe."
382
00:15:33,838 --> 00:15:35,907
Okay, she's got
the sugar shakes.
383
00:15:35,907 --> 00:15:36,942
All right.
384
00:15:36,942 --> 00:15:38,376
- Maybe we should help her.
385
00:15:38,376 --> 00:15:41,379
Uh, or maybe you should go help
that baby narwhal
386
00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:42,881
stuck in that tree outside.
387
00:15:42,881 --> 00:15:46,352
- This is exactly what
we've been fighting against.
388
00:15:48,754 --> 00:15:50,389
- Ah.
- All right, great.
389
00:15:50,389 --> 00:15:52,091
Now that that's taken care of,
390
00:15:52,091 --> 00:15:53,359
I'll take the package
to the lair
391
00:15:53,359 --> 00:15:54,694
while you head
to the talent show.
392
00:15:54,694 --> 00:15:55,828
- [gasps]
Talent show?
393
00:15:55,828 --> 00:15:57,804
Whee!
394
00:15:57,804 --> 00:16:00,106
- Oh, no.
Wrong Phoebe!
395
00:16:06,779 --> 00:16:07,915
She pinned me down, Max,
396
00:16:07,915 --> 00:16:09,850
and shoved a cupcake
in my mouth.
397
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:14,087
- Note: clone Phoebe
is freakishly strong,
398
00:16:14,087 --> 00:16:15,823
yet generous with baked goods.
399
00:16:18,659 --> 00:16:21,662
[upbeat music]
400
00:16:21,662 --> 00:16:29,604
♪ ♪
401
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:37,179
- I saw them changing
backstage...
402
00:16:37,179 --> 00:16:39,381
With their feet.
403
00:16:47,189 --> 00:16:48,958
[applause]
404
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:50,393
- Let's hear it one more time
405
00:16:50,393 --> 00:16:52,528
for Raina and Victoria,
406
00:16:52,528 --> 00:16:55,431
the flexy friends!
407
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,274
- Bet those little pretzels
let their parents help them.
408
00:16:58,274 --> 00:17:01,578
- They don't need help;
they were born without bones.
409
00:17:03,714 --> 00:17:05,181
- Of course, as principal,
410
00:17:05,181 --> 00:17:07,884
I think all of our students
are wonderful.
411
00:17:07,884 --> 00:17:11,222
But if they don't win,
there is no justice.
412
00:17:13,090 --> 00:17:15,192
Up next,
Billy and Nora Thunderman.
413
00:17:15,192 --> 00:17:17,361
[applause]
414
00:17:21,766 --> 00:17:23,435
- Uh-oh, Phoebe's not here.
415
00:17:23,435 --> 00:17:25,403
What are we gonna do?
416
00:17:25,403 --> 00:17:27,906
- So, uh...
417
00:17:27,906 --> 00:17:29,341
Where's everybody from?
418
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,509
[laughs nervously]
419
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,547
What's up with airline food?
Am I right?
420
00:17:36,214 --> 00:17:37,950
- Where's Phoebe?
421
00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:39,452
Someone needs to play piano
for them.
422
00:17:39,452 --> 00:17:40,919
- [chuckles]
well...
423
00:17:40,919 --> 00:17:45,224
Look who's gonna come
crawling back to us for help.
424
00:17:45,224 --> 00:17:46,392
- Excuse me.
425
00:17:46,392 --> 00:17:47,894
Can you play piano for us,
Mrs. Carmichael?
426
00:17:47,894 --> 00:17:49,328
- Oh, come on!
427
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,336
[upbeat music]
428
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,879
♪ ♪
429
00:17:58,879 --> 00:18:01,048
- Oh, it's hard to stay mad
at them
430
00:18:01,048 --> 00:18:02,516
when they look so cute!
431
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,418
♪ ♪
432
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:06,186
- I want to make sounds!
433
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,756
- [screams]
434
00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:11,692
[playing random notes]
435
00:18:13,294 --> 00:18:14,729
- Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
436
00:18:14,729 --> 00:18:16,564
- Yeah,
let's get out of here
437
00:18:16,564 --> 00:18:18,299
before people realize
those are our kids.
438
00:18:18,299 --> 00:18:19,668
- Wait.
Hank.
439
00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:20,869
Something's wrong with Phoebe.
440
00:18:20,869 --> 00:18:22,203
We need to go help her.
441
00:18:22,203 --> 00:18:23,372
- Oh, no, we're good.
442
00:18:25,006 --> 00:18:26,208
That train wreck's over.
443
00:18:30,913 --> 00:18:33,850
- Oop, train's moving again.
444
00:18:42,492 --> 00:18:44,995
- Uh-oh.
This is not good.
445
00:18:44,995 --> 00:18:47,164
- Ah, I got to take
some of the blame for this.
446
00:18:47,164 --> 00:18:48,766
- Some?
You made her.
447
00:18:48,766 --> 00:18:50,668
- You are her.
448
00:18:52,436 --> 00:18:54,372
- Hank.
449
00:18:54,372 --> 00:18:55,806
Do you see that?
450
00:18:55,806 --> 00:18:57,208
- Two phoebes?
451
00:18:57,208 --> 00:19:01,452
I'd say Max is cloning again,
but I only see one butt.
452
00:19:03,788 --> 00:19:06,024
- Okay, we have to do something
before Mom and Dad find out.
453
00:19:06,024 --> 00:19:08,460
- Too late.
454
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:09,461
- Cloning?
455
00:19:09,461 --> 00:19:10,462
Are you two crazy?
456
00:19:10,462 --> 00:19:12,030
You could expose us all.
457
00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:13,765
- Well, in my defense,
458
00:19:13,765 --> 00:19:16,301
look at the materials
I was working with.
459
00:19:16,301 --> 00:19:18,670
- Okay, first we're gonna
take care of...
460
00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:20,505
- Look, I'm bendy too.
461
00:19:20,505 --> 00:19:23,075
- Phoebe 2.Duh.
462
00:19:23,075 --> 00:19:25,578
Then you two are gonna save
Billy and Nora's dance.
463
00:19:25,578 --> 00:19:26,812
- How are we gonna do that?
464
00:19:28,548 --> 00:19:29,849
- We're gonna have to use
our powers.
465
00:19:29,849 --> 00:19:32,518
But just this once.
Do not get caught.
466
00:19:32,518 --> 00:19:34,354
- Way to take charge, Mom.
467
00:19:34,354 --> 00:19:36,256
- Yeah, and then you two
are getting punished.
468
00:19:36,256 --> 00:19:38,358
- See, you had me.
Then you lost me.
469
00:19:38,358 --> 00:19:40,661
- Whee!
470
00:19:43,564 --> 00:19:45,466
Whee!
471
00:20:00,222 --> 00:20:02,457
- Thunderman away.
472
00:20:02,457 --> 00:20:04,126
There's a door right there.
473
00:20:09,297 --> 00:20:11,634
- And we're back.
Shall we try this again?
474
00:20:11,634 --> 00:20:14,637
[upbeat music]
475
00:20:14,637 --> 00:20:21,777
♪ ♪
476
00:20:21,777 --> 00:20:23,146
Time for the big finish.
477
00:20:23,146 --> 00:20:24,814
Throw Nora up into the air.
I'll do the rest.
478
00:20:24,814 --> 00:20:26,315
- We can't do it.
- Just trust me.
479
00:20:26,315 --> 00:20:27,817
♪ ♪
480
00:20:27,817 --> 00:20:28,818
- We're doing the big finish.
481
00:20:28,818 --> 00:20:30,253
- Who is?
482
00:20:41,599 --> 00:20:43,300
- Any time now.
483
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,935
- Right.
484
00:20:44,935 --> 00:20:47,872
♪ ♪
485
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,808
[cheers and applause]
486
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,925
[upbeat music]
487
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,761
This is the harshest punishment
they've ever given us.
488
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:05,564
♪ ♪
489
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:06,698
- It's been three hours.
490
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,534
How long can they keep this up?
491
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:09,735
- Keep complaining,
492
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,470
and I'm gonna bust out
my belly dancing.
493
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:13,072
- No complaints here.
- We're not complaining.
494
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,576
- Okay, time for
our tap routine.
495
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:17,577
Shoe change.
496
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,213
- Gross!
- Ugh!
497
00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:22,049
- Maybe this'll teach you
not to clone.
498
00:21:22,049 --> 00:21:23,750
- Also to take care
of foot fungus
499
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,253
before it gets out of control.
500
00:21:26,253 --> 00:21:27,921
- Hey, what did you guys
end up doing
501
00:21:27,921 --> 00:21:29,723
with my Phoebe and colosso
clones anyway?
502
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:31,759
- They went to a better place.
503
00:21:31,759 --> 00:21:33,260
- How could you?
- That's horrible!
504
00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:34,362
- Oh, no, no, not that.
505
00:21:34,362 --> 00:21:35,629
I took them to a better place,
506
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:36,907
Aunt Maggie's farm.
507
00:21:36,907 --> 00:21:39,607
[fiddle music]
508
00:21:39,607 --> 00:21:41,607
[chicken clucking]
509
00:21:41,607 --> 00:21:43,540
- You're a cute little donkey.
510
00:21:43,540 --> 00:21:46,940
Donkeys go, "mooo!"
511
00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:49,840
- Hey, chuckle-head,
I'm not a clone.
512
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:53,274
There's been a horrible mistake!
513
00:21:54,374 --> 00:21:56,907
- I'm a cute little donkey.
514
00:21:56,907 --> 00:21:59,347
Moooooo!
515
00:21:59,397 --> 00:22:03,947
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