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- Thanks for the breakfast smoothies, mom.

- Of course, anything for my babies.

- Mm! - Delicious.

- Good morning, everyone.

- Someone slept in today.

Want a smoothie? - Oh, sure, thanks.

Mmm!

I am so glad you bought a new juicer

after the first one was accidentally hit

by a hammer seven times.

- Check it out.

Our homeowners association blog says

that pesky neighborhood vandal struck again.

- "Neighborhood vandal

steals chickens from backyard coop."

- Small-town prankster.

Adorable.

- Not adorable.

It's times like this I wish I never hung up my cape.

- You never hang up anything.

- Yes, I do.

- Why is there a chicken in the backyard?

- To get to the other side.

Nailed it!

- What in the...

- What? Nora!

Later.

- Cool! We live on a farm!

- The vandal put the stolen chickens in our yard.

- All right, Thundermans, chicken roundup.

[clicking]

[chickens clucking]

[laughter]

Stop laughing.

This isn't funny.

[chicken screeches]

[laughter]

- Is it funny now?

- Yes.

Yes, it is.

[heroic music]

- ♪ What you see is not what you get ♪

♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪

♪ We fit right in bet you never guess ♪

♪ 'cause we're livin' our lives just like all the rest ♪

♪ A picture-perfect family is what we try to be ♪

♪ Look closer you might see the crazy things we do ♪

♪ This isn't make-believe it's our reality ♪

♪ Just your average family trying to be normal ♪

♪ And stay out of trouble livin' a double life ♪

- Why are you putting eggs in your pockets?

- I'm gonna hatch them.

- You know that's not possible?

- I ran to Costa Rica for bananas this morning.

Don't tell me what's possible.

- You seem to be enjoying yourself a little too much.

- That's because I enjoy working in the great outdoors,

and you're standing in chicken poop.

- You know, Hank, we could do something about the vandal

if we started some sort of crime watch program.

- Oh, yeah, we could call ourselves

community crime punchers

and punch out crime!

I could be the captain

and the people of hiddenville will adore me.

- Or you could just do it to stop the neighborhood vandal.

- As long as the people adore me.

- Let me solve this case for you right now, dad.

Max did it. - What?

- Oh, don't "what" me, rooster booster.

Just admit it.

You were up late this morning

because you were out late last night stealing chicken.

- Oh, please, if I did this,

these would be android chickens with rocket wings.

- The boy has a point,

and you're not getting back robo-cluck.

- Buck-aww...

- Come on, Hank,

let's start getting these chickens

back where they belong.

- The deep fryer?

- No, their owner.

- Buck-aww...

- Okay, you might have them fooled,

but I know when you're hiding something.

You're the neighborhood vandal, and I'm gonna catch you.

- Mm, good luck with that.

You couldn't catch a cold in winter.

- That's because I sanitize.

The point is that you better watch your step

because I'm not gonna let you out of my sight.

Where'd you go?

- Okay, crime punchers meeting starts in five minutes.

All right, Nora, let's hear that new theme song.

- ♪ We're the crime punchers ♪

♪ Making you safe ♪

♪ Crime punchers ♪

Punching crime in the face!

- Okay.

Billy, we need that chair for the meeting.

- Dad, I'm nesting.

- Oh, not in our good chairs you're not.

Barb, where are the sna--

what are those? - egg-themed finger foods.

You know what they say.

When life gives you eggs, makes egg-onade.

- You didn't really make egg-onade, did you?

- Maybe.

- Phoebe, order a pizza.

[electronic beeping]

- Alert. Alert.

Neighbors approaching.

- Oh, here we go!

[laughing]

[clears throat]

Hi, how are you?

Thanks for coming. Hello.

Hi, how are you?

- Oh, hi, Mrs. Wong.

I was just calling your restaurant

to order a pizza.

[cell phone ringing]

- Excuse me. I have to take this.

No pizza for you!

- Come on, you can't still be mad

that my brother and I blew up your kitchen.

- Is this the face of a woman who holds a grudge?

- So who's this little angel?

- This my niece, Darcy Wong.

Darcy, say hello to the annoying girl.

- This used to be my best friend's house.

They had nice stuff.

You've been here a few months,

when your nice stuff coming?

- Our stuff's already--

oh, I see.

I just got wonged.

- Sup? I'm Nora.

Want to hang?

- Depends.

You gonna make me wear one of those bows?

- We're done here.

- Good evening, everyone.

Welcome to our home.

- Yes, would anyone like an egg fritter,

a stuffed egg, egg kabob?

- Well, as you all know, we're concerned about

the recent rash of petty crime in the neighborhood.

Now here's what we should do--

- Nuh-uh, slow down there, bossy.

Why do you get to say what we are doing?

- Well, it only makes sense that I'm captain;

I started community crime punchers.

- We need to vote for a captain.

I nominate Mrs. Wong.

[gasps] That's me!

- Huh.

I don't mind a little fair competition,

but before we vote...

[whistles]

I'd like everyone to have a free crime punchers jacket,

complements of me, Hank Thunderman!

- Vote for Hank.

Vote for Hank.

- Now, who votes for jackets--

oops, I mean me.

Wow, this is so sudden,

and look, the captain's jacket fits perfectly.

- Wow, big night, huh?

I'm wiped.

[yawning]

Off to bed.

- Okay, honey.

- I'm tired too.

Yawn.

Off to bed.

- O-okay, honey.

- I knew it.

You snuck out.

- Yeah, I snuck out...

To floss.

- Okay, now I know you're up to something.

You never floss.

You don't even know how to floss.

- What's your point?

- [scoffs]

All I'm saying is,

I'm watching you.

I'm also gonna watch the stairs but mostly you!

- Better watch your back tonight, Max.

Stumbles is on to you.

- I'm not worried about that amateur.

She'll never catch me.

- ♪ Dun-dun dah ♪

- What you got?

What you got? What you got?

[warbling]

- Lasers. I've got lasers.

- Kids, stop using your powers.

[siren wailing]

We don't want to draw attention to ourselves.

[sighs]

Now I'm off to keep the neighborhood safe.

Ah! Sea monster!

- Our neighborhood vandal put green dye

in the community pool.

Some crime punchers captain you are!

Look at me!

- Do I have to?

- You're not funny.

You're just a big dope

with a really cool hat.

Your days as captain are numbered.

[snapping]

Wong out!

- [sighs]

He thinks he can outsmart me?

What an amateur.

- Ah, it's cute when you try.

- Got you!

- Ah!

Phoebe?

What is wrong with you?

Would have left you frozen,

but this park already has a creepy statue.

- I knew it.

I knew you were the neighborhood vandal,

but I didn't know you were a tiny bike thief.

- This is mine. I'm not stealing it.

Can you please get out of here?

- Not till you explain all this.

- Fine.

I'm out here because...

I'm learning how to ride this thing, okay?

- You know how to ride a bike.

- [scoffs]

Whoa, whoa!

Ah!

Crash!

- You don't know how to ride a bike.

Who doesn't know how to ride a bike?

I can't believe you don't know how to ride a bike?

Who doesn't know how to ride a bike?

- I'm living it.

You don't have to keep saying it.

- It's okay, Max.

I know plenty of teenagers who can't ride a bike.

- Really? - No.

Why didn't you learn how ride in metroburg?

- Because in metroburg, I had a jetpack.

Here, I have to walk three miles to flirt with girls at the mall,

and nobody likes a heavy-breathing, sweaty flirt.

- Mom fell for it.

- You got to promise you won't tell anyone

I can't ride a bike.

- I won't tell.

- You have to Thunder twin swear.

- That's not a thing--

- Just say it!

- Okay, I Thunder twin swear.

- Thank you.

Get out of here.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Crash!

- Wow.

- Get out! Don't look at me!

- Hank, the blog photographer just called.

He'll be here any minute.

- Perfect.

He'll take my picture on the crime puncher mobile,

said picture will strike terror into the heart of that vandal

and love into the hearts of our adoring neighbors.

- Well, captain, want an egg pop?

Boiled eggs covered in cake and icing?

- Egg pop?

Finally a snack that makes sense.

[electronic beeping]

- Alert. Alert.

Angry mob approaching.

- Angry mob?

That's a weird name for a photographer.

- You've done it this time, Thunderhead.

- What? I didn't do anything.

- Exactly.

While you were sitting around sweating up that jacket,

the vandal filled our mailboxes with dirt.

- Barb, go stop him.

Well, I don't want to get my jacket dirty.

- It already stinks with failure!

- What's going on?

- The vandal struck again,

and Darcy and Wong are sticking it to dad.

- There's a dirt-covered vandal

out there right now sneaking around,

and you're just letting him get away.

- You think it's easy to catch a criminal?

It takes weeks of meticulous planning,

interviewing suspects, collecting evidence--

- there he is.

- Max, can we see you for a second?

- Hey, everyone.

What's going on?

- You should have stayed home

and sat on eggs with me.

- What were you doing out there?

- He was obviously filling mailboxes with dirt.

Are you punching crime or is crime punching you?

- Hold on, everybody, this is not what it seems.

Max is innocent.

Go on, Max.

Tell them what you were doing tonight.

- Mom, dad, I have a confession to make.

I am the neighborhood vandal.

- What?

- This must be hard for you.

- Uh! - Smile.

[camera shutter clicks]

[electronic beeping]

- Please remove all metals--

keys, cell phones, jewelry--

or slip me a carrot, and I'll look the other way.

- Colosso, Max is grounded; he's not in jail.

- Hey, I'm a bunny in a basement.

Playing dress up is all I got.

- How'd you get past security?

- Really?

- What do you want?

- You should have just told everyone the truth.

- No way I was gonna tell everyone

in the neighborhood I can't ride a bike.

- Well, then at least let me tell mom and dad.

- You can't tell anyone; you Thunder twin swore.

- Again, that is not a thing.

[sighs]

Just come see what you've done.

- [nervous chuckle]

Who placed a network of spy cameras around our house?

- Save it. Just look.

- Hey, what horror movie is this?

- You caused this, Max.

Because you lied about being the vandal,

that photo ended up in the neighborhood blog.

Now Wong is crime punchers captain,

dad's humiliated and...

For some reason can't wear pants.

- What have I done?

This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen.

Hit record, Phoebe.

- Hank, we're outside.

You couldn't put your pants on?

- The neighbors have already seen my shame.

- Good, you're all here.

Come on out, Max.

- Max, what are you doing outside?

You're supposed to be grounded.

- And grown men are supposed to wear pants.

- Pants are for captains.

- [sighs]

Max has something to tell you.

Max.

- I'm not the neighborhood vandal.

- What?

- I'm not the vandal, dad.

I was sneaking out

but for a completely different reason.

I'll show you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[all shout]

- [sighs]

- Finally,

I'm the less embarrassing brother.

Up top, Billy!

- Max was sneaking out to learn how to ride a bike.

He's not the disappointment you thought he was.

Well, he is, but for a different reason.

- This is fantastic.

We can everyone the truth and clear my name,

and everyone will adore me again.

- Whoa, do we really want to tell the whole neighborhood

that Max doesn't have the skills of your average circus bear?

- Besides, no one would believe us.

Thanks to that neighborhood blog,

we now have zero credibility.

- But as superheroes,

it's our duty to stop the villain.

- But how?

- I know how.

- How'd this happen?

- I may not know how to ride a bike,

but I do know how to reveal a super genius plan--

with flair.

- And I'm the flair.

- We're listening.

- The day before each prank,

there was a post on the blog about the target.

Check it out.

- "Chicken coop approved."

next day, chickens in our backyard.

"community pool swim meet."

then Wong shows up green.

Now look at what today's blog says.

- "Neighborhood park reopens."

- Exactly.

Everything will be shiny and new--

the benches, the statues.

No mischievous vandal could resist this.

- Then the Thundermans will be there to catch him.

- And Dr. Colosso.

Fine.

Leave me here.

It's not like I poop in your shoes

while you're gone.

- Everyone in position?

- Ready. - Ready.

- Ready.

- I hate losing coin flips.

- Okay, we got all the exits covered.

We'll let the vandal sneak in, but we won't let him get out.

- And remember to let Phoebe record it

before we bust him; we need that proof.

- Roger that.

- We built our entire plan

around this guy showing up tonight.

Are you sure it's gonna work?

- Trust me. It's foolproof.

- [sighs]

[rooster crowing]

- [snoring]

- Hey, foolproof, it's the next day.

- Is anyone awake?

- Just me...

And that guy messing with the statue.

- We're missing it!

- All right, dad, get closer, get ready to grab him.

- Got it.

Just like the old days when we took down

general banana and his monkey minions,

right, Barb?

Barb?

Wake up, Barb.

- I'm up!

I'm ready!

- All right, be patient, dad.

Wait for it.

Wait for it...

Now!

- Ha-ha!

[children shouting]

What are kids doing in a park?

- I want a pretzel!

- Okay, hang on. Hang on. Hang on.

Everybody gets a pretzel!

[children cheering]

You adore me.

You really adore me!

[children cheering]

- Dad's surrounded. Mom, you're up.

- Got it. He's all mine.

- Can you tie my shoe?

- Aww, of course.

[baby talk] Now let's take care of Mr. Shoe.

- Once she does that mommy voice,

she's worthless.

- Oh, no, Billy and Nora are out too.

- You're so cute!

- Then I'm up. Keep filming.

I'll catch the vandal.

[grunting]

I did it!

Look, Max, I totally caught the vandal!

I-- ahh!

I can't see!

My eyes are covered in silly!

Did you see, Max?

I caught him.

- You did good, kid, real good,

but the vandal did better.

It's up to me now.

- [spitting]

- Let's ride!

I'm doing it! I'm riding a bike!

- Max, what about the vandal?

- Who cares?

I'm riding a bike; nothing else matters!

- Max!

Oh, forget it.

ALL: Darcy?

- They never suspect the cute little girl.

- Why would you do all this?

- I don't know.

Started junior high, my best friend moved away;

it's been rough for me.

- Aww.

- And I do enjoy

destroying other people's property.

- Uh, okay, ew.

- [sighs]

Well, your reign of terror is over,

and as soon as we show this video to Mrs. Wong,

everyone will know that Max is innocent.

- You think I was troubled before?

You better watch your backs!

And your little bows too.

[warbling]

- Nora!

Later.

- We're not afraid of you.

If anything, you should be afraid of us.

- Yeah, we're the Thundermans!

- Look, mommy, I'm riding a bike!

Whoo!

All right, what's the Big Surprise?

- Well, now that you know how to ride a bike,

we thought you'd go for a family ride.

- Yeah...

I'm not doing that.

- Come on, Max, it won't be embarrassing.

- Then how come it already is?

- Your loss.

[chicks chirping]

- What's that noise?

- Chickens are hatching in my pants.

- Thundermans are a go!

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