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- Here is your blanket,
father.
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- And a pillow
for your head, papa.
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- Ooh, thank you.
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Oh, the remote.
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Ugh, I can't reach it.
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If only there was someone
who cared for me.
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- Here you go.
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And remember, I love you
way more than Phoebe does.
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- That's not what it says
on this mug I made you.
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- Oh!
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Phoebe loves me most.
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Mugs don't lie, Max.
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See, Barb,
I told you having kids
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would eventually
come in handy.
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- Totally worth the wait.
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Hank, you know they're just
buttering you up for money.
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- No way!
- What's money?
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- I know what
they're doing, Barb.
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Listen, kids,
if you want something,
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you know you can always
come to me.
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BOTH: I need money
for a new phone!
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- Absolutely not.
Never come to me again.
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- You both have
perfectly good phones.
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- These are not phones.
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All we can do
is talk on them.
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- The mephone has apps
that'll help me
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finish my homework quicker,
a holographic keyboard.
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- A laser pointer
for messing with cats.
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- [chuckles]
Cats are funny.
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- And all it costs is $199.
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[laughter]
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- There's no way both of you
are getting $200.
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- It's cheaper than those
shoes you have on.
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- Ah, you save the world,
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you can spend as much
as you want on shoes.
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- Look, you guys
are old enough
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to pay for your own phones.
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- That's so much money!
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I mean,
it's not that much money.
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- Maybe it's time you guys
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do what typical,
non-supe teenagers do.
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- Take money out of your wallet
when you're not looking?
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- No, get jobs.
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And give me my wallet back.
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- Come on, dad.
I just clipped your toenails.
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- And I froze off
your plantar's wart.
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- Sorry, kids.
You got played.
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Oh, you have got
to see my feet, Barb.
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These kids are gifted.
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[dramatic music]
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- ♪ What you see
is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in ♪
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♪ Bet you never guess ♪
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♪ 'cause we're livin'
our lives ♪
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♪ Just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture-perfect family ♪
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♪ Is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make believe ♪
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♪ It's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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- [British accent]
Observe the nerd
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In her natural habitat.
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We can only hope
she migrates south
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and stays there.
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- [British accent]
Observe the jealous brother--
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[normal voice] Ugh, I don't
have time for goofy accents.
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I'm going to work.
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- [normal voice]
Wait, you already got a job?
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- Mm-hmm.
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Well, I will after my interview
at Wong's Pizza Palace.
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Which means I'm closer to
finding a job than you are.
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Unless the couch
is hiring.
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Max?
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Max!
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BOTH: Hello, I'd like
to apply for the job!
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- Wait, you're Mrs. Wong,
right?
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- No, I just
bought this T-shirt
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because it matches my face.
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Of course I'm Mrs. Wong!
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Wait here.
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I have two job openings
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and three dummies
to interview.
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- Wait, three?
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- You two and bobblehead
over there.
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- Tyler?
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- You guys are applying
for jobs together?
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All you ever do is argue.
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- No, we don't.
- Yes, we do.
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- No, we don't!
Stop it--what are you--
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- ugh!
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- But don't worry
about working together,
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'cause there's only room
for one of you.
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Oh, and just so we're clear.
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What I meant was
I'm getting the other job.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, we got it.
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- Well, looks like
this job is mine.
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I'm better than you
at everything,
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and Tyler's never getting
all this under a hairnet.
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- Please, if anyone's
getting this job, it's me.
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I'm dressed for success,
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and you look like
you buy your clothes
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at the bus station
lost and found.
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- Easy fix.
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Ah.
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- Looks a little tight.
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- Thanks, I've been
working out.
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- So, Phoebe,
what would make you
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a good pizza palace
employee?
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- I think this 45-minute
digital presentation
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speaks for itself.
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Could you get the lights?
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- So you don't have
any work experience?
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- Why would you assume that?
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- Because under
"work experience"
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you put, "yes, please."
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- I have a lot of experience
in the canine ambulatory sector.
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- Dumb it down, toots.
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- I walk dogs.
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- The job starts
at minimum wage.
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You okay with that?
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- Interesting offer.
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I have a counterproposal.
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Bam!
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- [laughs]
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How would you improve
this restaurant?
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- Mechanical bull.
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- Hmm.
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Go on.
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Quite frankly,
I don't want
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to spend time
with any of you.
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But I need cooks,
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so, Phoebe and Tyler,
you got it.
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- Whoo-hoo! Yes!
Thank you so much.
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I won't disappoint you.
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- Yeah, me neither.
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[sneezes]
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- You're fired.
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Job is yours, mark.
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- Max.
- You want the job or not?
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- Mark it is.
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[sobs]
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- Are you crying?
It's just a job.
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- No, it's the jacket.
It's just so tight.
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- On your mark,
get set,
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go!
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- Done, coach.
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- Half a second?
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You're slacking, kid.
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Do a lap!
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- Paris is lovely
this time of year.
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- Hey, guys.
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What are you up to?
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- Sport stacking.
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You up-stack the cups,
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and then you down-stack 'em.
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- Is this a game
or a chore?
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- It's just a game.
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We're not playing it
for any reason.
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- I thought we were gonna win
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some sweet, sweet cash
in the tournament.
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- Remember what I said
after I explained the plan?
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- Uh, don't tell mom and dad.
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- Billy, meet mom and dad.
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- Kiss that tournament
good-bye.
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You can't use
your powers to win.
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- There goes
my pet monkey.
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- This looks
like fun, Hank.
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Let's, uh--
let's give it a shot.
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- You're on.
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Now I'll warn you,
I'm pretty great at everything.
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So don't be too hard
on yourself.
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- On your mark,
get set, go.
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Done!
How'd you do, Hank?
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- This game's stupid.
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- Right, uh, who wants
to race mommy?
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- Sorry, but if
you think it's cool,
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it's probably
not anymore.
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- You guys are looking
at the two newest pizza artists
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at Wong's pizza palace.
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- Congratulations!
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- You both got a job
at the same place?
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- Yeah, until Max
gets fired.
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- How do I put this?
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You two are like
peanut butter and tuna,
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great individually,
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but together, ugh,
not so much.
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- Actually, Barb,
pb&ts are--
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- making a point, Hank.
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- We'll be fine, mom.
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- Oh, uh, kids, is there--
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- yes, dad,
there's a family discount.
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- That's not
what I was gonna say!
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But it's what
I wanted to hear.
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- And this
is my prized possession,
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the wong-za 4000.
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Makes a perfect pizza.
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Unlike my four lazy sons.
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"ooh, we wanna be doctors."
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Ugh, losers.
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- Whoa, does this thing
make pizzas or scan luggage?
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- Yes.
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Now pay attention.
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- Is there gonna be a quiz?
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- Of course.
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The first question is:
No questions!
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Now running a kitchen
is like a symphony,
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and all my employees
must play in perfect harmony.
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Let's start
with the medium pizza.
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First we pound it.
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This is important because
it opens up the crust
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so love can get in.
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- That's beautiful.
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- By love,
I mean expired tomato sauce.
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Next, Max spreads the sauce.
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Then Phoebe sprinkles
on the cheese.
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And finally Max
puts on the toppings.
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Perfect harmony.
Got it?
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- Yeah, you're not really
paying us enough
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to memorize things.
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- Pound, sauce, cheese,
toppings, got it.
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- Good.
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Now make me a medium pizza
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with pepperoni, mushrooms,
and black olives.
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I'll be right back.
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And remember, harmony!
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- Wait, what do I do next?
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- You do toppings.
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You can't just be throwing
pepperoni all willy-nilly.
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- [Italian accent] Hey, I'Ma
trying to make a pizza here!
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- Give me that.
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- No, Phoebe, give me that.
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It's my pizza.
I was making--
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- what are you doing?
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- [Italian accent]
Now look at what'a happened?
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- Hey, Barb.
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- Not doing anything.
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- I saw you.
You're good.
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You should sign up
for this tourney
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that Billy
was gonna do.
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It says "all ages."
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It is kinda fun!
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- That's the spirit.
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Haven't seen
this look in your eye
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since our superhero days.
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Ooh, I'll be your coach.
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- Okay, thanks, Hank.
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- Let's get to work, rookie!
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- Now?
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- Less talky,
more stacky.
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- Okay, I was just gonna
make us some lunch.
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- Ooh, PB&Ts?
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I cannot stop
thinking about those.
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- Clearly we can't
work together,
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but with me here
and you there,
260
00:11:02,823 --> 00:11:04,424
this is working out great.
261
00:11:04,424 --> 00:11:06,192
- Well, at least this way
262
00:11:06,192 --> 00:11:10,263
no one's gonna
be dropping pizzas.
263
00:11:10,263 --> 00:11:12,733
[loud crash]
264
00:11:12,733 --> 00:11:16,002
But they will
be dropping plates.
265
00:11:16,002 --> 00:11:19,505
- What is this cart
doing here?
266
00:11:19,505 --> 00:11:21,975
- I moved a few things so that
Max and I could work separately.
267
00:11:21,975 --> 00:11:23,043
- Separately?
268
00:11:23,043 --> 00:11:25,178
That makes
for bad pizza harmony.
269
00:11:25,178 --> 00:11:26,746
Where is my chopping block?
270
00:11:26,746 --> 00:11:28,481
- Uh, right here.
271
00:11:28,481 --> 00:11:29,916
- Good.
272
00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:31,417
Now I can put
your head on it.
273
00:11:31,417 --> 00:11:33,786
- Don't.
Don't worry, Mrs. Wong.
274
00:11:33,786 --> 00:11:36,656
Unlike Phoebe's bad idea,
I had a good one.
275
00:11:36,656 --> 00:11:38,057
- Ugh.
- Where's the manager?
276
00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:41,961
- Promise me you didn't
do something stupid.
277
00:11:41,961 --> 00:11:44,564
- I don't make promises,
Phoebe.
278
00:11:44,564 --> 00:11:48,734
I make pizzas.
279
00:11:48,734 --> 00:11:50,403
- Is there a problem sir?
280
00:11:50,403 --> 00:11:53,005
- I found this fortune
in the crust.
281
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:57,076
- "Some stuff will happen."
282
00:11:57,076 --> 00:12:01,353
that's your great idea,
lame fortunes in pizzas?
283
00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:05,024
- To be fair, those things are
harder to write than you think.
284
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:08,160
- Well, here's your fortune.
You're fired!
285
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:12,031
- Looks like only one of us
is getting a new phone.
286
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:13,598
- Ring, ring.
287
00:12:13,598 --> 00:12:17,669
Pick up, it's for you.
288
00:12:17,669 --> 00:12:20,005
- Hello.
289
00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:23,742
- You're fired too!
290
00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:24,977
- Oh!
291
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,978
I knew I shouldn't
have answered it.
292
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,117
- Wait, miss Wong,
please don't fire us.
293
00:12:32,117 --> 00:12:34,619
- Too late!
Have a nice life!
294
00:12:34,619 --> 00:12:37,789
- But you already
trained us.
295
00:12:37,789 --> 00:12:40,759
It'll take a whole day to find
someone new and train them.
296
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,427
- Phoebe's right.
We're already here.
297
00:12:42,427 --> 00:12:44,763
And we're super
afraid of you now.
298
00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:48,032
- Hmm, I do like fear.
299
00:12:48,032 --> 00:12:50,134
Okay, one more chance.
300
00:12:50,134 --> 00:12:52,403
But you have
to do it my way, together.
301
00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:53,471
Harmony!
302
00:12:53,471 --> 00:12:55,940
How many times
do I have to yell it?
303
00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:57,816
Ow!
304
00:12:57,816 --> 00:13:00,351
Ugh!
305
00:13:00,351 --> 00:13:03,922
- I think she's
warming up to us.
306
00:13:11,329 --> 00:13:13,231
- Look at all these people.
307
00:13:13,231 --> 00:13:15,733
Every one of them
a potential loser.
308
00:13:18,569 --> 00:13:20,138
- All right, Billy,
we need to ditch them
309
00:13:20,138 --> 00:13:22,573
before they start their
synchronized squat thrusting.
310
00:13:22,573 --> 00:13:25,343
- Too late.
311
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,348
- Which of you two
is stacking?
312
00:13:30,348 --> 00:13:32,250
- Oh, that would be me.
313
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:35,252
- Aren't you kind of old
for everything?
314
00:13:37,054 --> 00:13:39,156
- Oh, aren't you cute?
315
00:13:39,156 --> 00:13:41,158
What's your name, sweetie?
316
00:13:41,158 --> 00:13:42,760
- If you wanna know
my name so bad,
317
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,728
check last year's trophy.
318
00:13:47,631 --> 00:13:49,667
- It's Avery.
Her name's Avery, Barb.
319
00:13:53,904 --> 00:13:57,207
- Hey, is that your mom going
up against my brother?
320
00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:59,382
I'll be my allowance
she's gonna lose.
321
00:13:59,382 --> 00:14:01,284
- Oh, really?
322
00:14:01,284 --> 00:14:04,487
Then show me the green,
prep school.
323
00:14:08,791 --> 00:14:10,727
[horn sounds]
324
00:14:14,131 --> 00:14:15,232
- Whoo!
325
00:14:15,232 --> 00:14:17,134
I just won my first round!
326
00:14:17,134 --> 00:14:19,202
- Ooh, yeah!
327
00:14:19,202 --> 00:14:21,070
What are you gonna do
328
00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:25,442
when Barb
stacks cups on you?
329
00:14:25,442 --> 00:14:27,544
- Ah!
330
00:14:27,544 --> 00:14:29,211
- Cough it up.
331
00:14:29,211 --> 00:14:30,580
- I'd do what she says.
332
00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:33,716
Don't let the flower fool you.
333
00:14:38,488 --> 00:14:41,123
- All right, we have to work
together to get this baby.
334
00:14:41,123 --> 00:14:43,926
Remember, there's no "me"
in mephone.
335
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:46,896
Well, okay, there is,
but you know what I mean.
336
00:14:46,896 --> 00:14:48,998
- You quit yammering,
I'll get to hammering.
337
00:14:51,233 --> 00:14:52,434
- Don't do that.
338
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,236
We can't get caught
using superpowers.
339
00:14:54,236 --> 00:14:56,138
If we find a way
to work in harmony,
340
00:14:56,138 --> 00:14:58,307
then we don't need
our powers to be super.
341
00:14:58,307 --> 00:15:01,850
- Wow, and I thought
these pizzas were cheesy.
342
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,753
- Bump it, Max.
343
00:15:04,753 --> 00:15:07,689
Bump it.
344
00:15:08,890 --> 00:15:12,261
Great, start 'er up.
345
00:15:12,261 --> 00:15:13,929
- Pound.
346
00:15:13,929 --> 00:15:16,365
- Sauce.
347
00:15:16,365 --> 00:15:18,467
- Cheese.
348
00:15:18,467 --> 00:15:22,438
- And toppings.
349
00:15:22,438 --> 00:15:24,039
Yes!
350
00:15:26,207 --> 00:15:27,476
♪ Pizza ♪
351
00:15:27,476 --> 00:15:28,577
- ♪ Pizza ♪
352
00:15:28,577 --> 00:15:30,278
- ♪ No, this is my note,
not yours ♪
353
00:15:30,278 --> 00:15:31,847
- ♪ No, you're supposed
to be down here ♪
354
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,549
- ♪ No, I'm here,
you're supposed to be here ♪
355
00:15:33,549 --> 00:15:35,416
♪ Would you stop arguing
with me all the time ♪
356
00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:37,085
- ♪ You're the one
who started it ♪
357
00:15:37,085 --> 00:15:38,754
- ♪ No, I wasn't ♪
358
00:15:38,754 --> 00:15:40,188
[phone rings]
359
00:15:42,891 --> 00:15:46,294
- Wong's pizza palace,
no order's too big.
360
00:15:46,294 --> 00:15:47,796
150 pizzas?
361
00:15:47,796 --> 00:15:49,364
That order's way too big.
362
00:15:49,364 --> 00:15:51,666
- Hold please.
363
00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:52,800
- Max, I don't know
what you're up to,
364
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:53,868
but we should wait
for miss Wong
365
00:15:53,868 --> 00:15:54,902
to get back
from her deliveries.
366
00:15:54,902 --> 00:15:56,304
- Phoebe, if we take
this order,
367
00:15:56,304 --> 00:15:58,113
we can make all our phone
money in one shot.
368
00:15:58,113 --> 00:15:59,647
And it's so long, Wong.
369
00:15:59,647 --> 00:16:01,149
- The cooks don't get
the money, Max.
370
00:16:01,149 --> 00:16:02,183
- These cooks will.
371
00:16:02,183 --> 00:16:04,285
Hello, this is Max,
the manager.
372
00:16:04,285 --> 00:16:06,421
Oh, and we can do
150 pizzas.
373
00:16:06,421 --> 00:16:09,257
We just need to tack on
our P.A.F.,
374
00:16:09,257 --> 00:16:11,125
pizza artist fee.
375
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:13,528
Yeah, $400.
376
00:16:13,528 --> 00:16:14,695
Seriously, you'll pay it?
377
00:16:14,695 --> 00:16:16,831
I mean, uh, great.
378
00:16:16,831 --> 00:16:18,499
See you in 30 minutes.
379
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:21,035
- You are totally
getting us fired.
380
00:16:21,035 --> 00:16:23,170
- Oh, come on, Phoebe.
We're team Thunderman.
381
00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:27,241
We'll turn this wong-za up
and crank these pizzas out.
382
00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:29,276
Bump it, Phoebe.
383
00:16:29,276 --> 00:16:33,413
Bump it.
384
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:36,483
Oh, yeah!
385
00:16:39,553 --> 00:16:40,654
[whistle blows]
- Yes!
386
00:16:40,654 --> 00:16:42,356
- You're in the finals, Barb.
387
00:16:42,356 --> 00:16:43,590
- I can't believe this.
388
00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:45,259
Thank you so much for
pushing me to do this.
389
00:16:45,259 --> 00:16:46,793
I'm having so much fun.
390
00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:48,762
- So are we.
We're totally cleaning up.
391
00:16:48,762 --> 00:16:51,065
- The tables over there,
392
00:16:51,065 --> 00:16:54,468
'cause Billy made a mess.
393
00:16:54,468 --> 00:16:55,702
- A mess of money.
394
00:16:55,702 --> 00:16:57,944
- Just stop talking!
395
00:17:00,547 --> 00:17:01,648
- Here comes Avery.
396
00:17:01,648 --> 00:17:05,252
Just be cool.
Be cool, Barb.
397
00:17:05,252 --> 00:17:07,387
What up, a-dog?
398
00:17:07,387 --> 00:17:09,055
- Hi, Avery.
399
00:17:09,055 --> 00:17:10,924
Looks like
we're in the finals.
400
00:17:10,924 --> 00:17:12,759
- I'm in the finals.
You're in my way.
401
00:17:12,759 --> 00:17:13,893
- Let me at her.
402
00:17:13,893 --> 00:17:15,428
- Okay, now hold on, Hank.
403
00:17:15,428 --> 00:17:17,997
Avery, I am in the finals
for a reason.
404
00:17:17,997 --> 00:17:23,136
You're looking at
the knick-knack stack attack.
405
00:17:23,136 --> 00:17:25,705
- Oh, careful of that hip.
406
00:17:25,705 --> 00:17:27,606
- Okay, I don't think
I like her very much.
407
00:17:27,606 --> 00:17:29,776
- Listen, Barb,
you're a superhero.
408
00:17:29,776 --> 00:17:31,978
You've saved the world from
the worst villains out there.
409
00:17:31,978 --> 00:17:35,048
You just think of her as
a smaller version of them.
410
00:17:35,048 --> 00:17:36,315
- You know,
you're right, Hank.
411
00:17:36,315 --> 00:17:38,784
- Of course I am.
Squash her like a bug.
412
00:17:38,784 --> 00:17:40,987
- You're right about
me being a superhero,
413
00:17:40,987 --> 00:17:43,556
and superheroes
help people.
414
00:17:43,556 --> 00:17:45,124
And I'm gonna help that
little girl
415
00:17:45,124 --> 00:17:46,825
be the best
that she can be.
416
00:17:46,825 --> 00:17:49,662
- Hey, grandma, cup up.
417
00:17:49,662 --> 00:17:51,164
- That's it,
she's going down!
418
00:17:51,164 --> 00:17:52,465
- Go, Barb!
419
00:17:52,465 --> 00:17:55,033
Make the streets run
salty with her tears!
420
00:17:58,304 --> 00:18:00,178
Too much?
I'll take it down a notch.
421
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,651
[horn sounds]
422
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:09,822
- Boo-yah!
423
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,223
Two-time champ!
424
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,292
Whoo-hoo!
425
00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:17,095
- Well, I gave it my best.
Right, Hank?
426
00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:18,563
Hank?
427
00:18:18,563 --> 00:18:19,597
- Hank Thunderman.
428
00:18:19,597 --> 00:18:21,133
Hey, a-dog,
with my coaching,
429
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,201
I think we could
really take this--
430
00:18:23,201 --> 00:18:25,237
okay.
431
00:18:26,704 --> 00:18:29,441
- All right,
just heightened the torque,
432
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,043
so should make it faster.
433
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,610
Start it up.
434
00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:34,479
150 pizzas.
Let's do it.
435
00:18:34,479 --> 00:18:36,214
- All right,
here they come.
436
00:18:36,214 --> 00:18:38,216
- Pound.
437
00:18:38,216 --> 00:18:39,617
- Sauce.
438
00:18:39,617 --> 00:18:41,153
- Cheese.
439
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:42,354
- Toppings.
440
00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:43,688
Ah-ha,
we're doing it.
441
00:18:43,688 --> 00:18:46,391
- See, I told you
we'd be fine.
442
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:47,725
- Did this thing
just speed up?
443
00:18:47,725 --> 00:18:49,060
- We're in the pizza zone,
Phoebe.
444
00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:50,061
Ride the wave.
445
00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:51,296
- I'm trying.
446
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,630
- Okay, here we go.
I got it.
447
00:18:59,477 --> 00:19:00,712
Oh, gosh.
448
00:19:00,712 --> 00:19:02,279
- Ahh!
It's too fast, Max.
449
00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:05,550
Slow it down!
450
00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:06,684
- It won't stop.
451
00:19:06,684 --> 00:19:10,321
- Ahh!
452
00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:12,289
Ah!
453
00:19:22,199 --> 00:19:24,001
There's too many!
Don't let them hit the floor.
454
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:25,336
- Okay.
455
00:19:25,336 --> 00:19:27,271
- Ahh!
456
00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:35,946
- Ahh!
457
00:19:35,946 --> 00:19:39,716
- No!
Aghh!
458
00:19:39,716 --> 00:19:40,984
I've got an idea!
459
00:19:45,589 --> 00:19:46,890
That should hold it.
460
00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:50,293
- Good thinking.
461
00:19:50,293 --> 00:19:51,662
[alarm sounds]
462
00:19:51,662 --> 00:19:54,097
[rumbling]
463
00:19:54,097 --> 00:19:55,231
- Oh, no.
464
00:19:55,231 --> 00:19:56,667
[Italian accent]
It'sa gonna blow!
465
00:20:02,412 --> 00:20:04,948
- I'm back.
466
00:20:04,948 --> 00:20:07,851
[loud rumbling]
467
00:20:07,851 --> 00:20:10,186
Uh-oh.
468
00:20:10,186 --> 00:20:12,588
[loud bang]
469
00:20:27,470 --> 00:20:30,973
Phoebe, Max,
where are you?
470
00:20:33,643 --> 00:20:36,446
- Right here, Mrs. Wong.
471
00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:38,113
- Oh, there you are.
472
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:41,316
You're fired!
473
00:20:41,316 --> 00:20:44,119
- I have a counterproposal.
474
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,120
- Get out!
475
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,122
- Fair enough!
476
00:20:49,725 --> 00:20:52,161
- Well, we got fired twice.
477
00:20:52,161 --> 00:20:53,462
- Blew up a kitchen.
478
00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:55,665
- And covered an angry woman
in dough.
479
00:20:55,665 --> 00:20:57,807
- Guess you could say
we make a pretty good team.
480
00:20:57,807 --> 00:20:59,474
- I know.
481
00:20:59,474 --> 00:21:01,610
These phones are cray-cray.
482
00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:02,644
Am I right?
483
00:21:02,644 --> 00:21:03,779
- Totes.
484
00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:05,414
It sounds like
you're right next to me.
485
00:21:05,414 --> 00:21:07,249
- How did you guys
get new mephones?
486
00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:08,283
- Hold on.
487
00:21:08,283 --> 00:21:11,020
Do you mind?
I'm on a call.
488
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,887
- Where'd you guys
get the money for those?
489
00:21:12,887 --> 00:21:14,423
Mom and dad give it to you?
490
00:21:14,423 --> 00:21:17,292
- Uh, sorta.
491
00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:19,494
- Are we really gonna bet
all this money on mom?
492
00:21:19,494 --> 00:21:21,830
- No way.
Avery's gonna cream her.
493
00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:24,132
- Good.
We're on the same page.
494
00:21:24,132 --> 00:21:26,835
- We're letting it ride
on the little girl!
495
00:21:26,835 --> 00:21:29,471
- Who's got action?
496
00:21:29,471 --> 00:21:32,774
[overlapping shouting]
497
00:21:32,774 --> 00:21:36,711
- Wait, you guys won those
betting on sport stacking?
498
00:21:36,711 --> 00:21:40,281
I'm not sure
mom and dad would approve.
499
00:21:40,281 --> 00:21:42,450
- I think we'll just
hold on to these for you.
500
00:21:42,450 --> 00:21:44,986
- You know, so mom and dad
don't find out.
501
00:21:44,986 --> 00:21:46,788
- If we can't have them...
502
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:55,229
Then no one can.
503
00:21:55,229 --> 00:21:57,386
- Come on, Nora.
Let's go monkey shopping.
504
00:21:57,436 --> 00:22:01,986
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