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- And that's how you get
a private bathroom.
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Uh,
what are you guys looking at?
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- Don't tell him, cherry.
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- We're staring at Cole Campbell
until Phoebe can build up
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the courage to ask him out.
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Don't tell him what?
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- Go ahead, Max.
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Make fun of me.
Mock my little schoolgirl crush.
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- I'm not gonna make fun of you.
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- You're not?
- Yes, I am.
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"he's so dreamy.
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"I want to marry him.
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His hair smells like cupcakes!"
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- Come on,
like you've never had a crush?
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- No way.
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You will never see me acting
that way
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over some stupid guhhhh...
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- Hey, Romeo,
you dropped your tongue.
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- Uh, that's different.
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She's my dark empress
of the night,
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a muse to stand by my side
when I become a supervillain.
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Uhh, on Halloween.
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Gotta go.
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- Cole's about to leave.
Now's your chance.
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- But I'm nervous,
and when I'm nervous,
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I turn into a motormouth.
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- Oh, that's too bad,
'cause here he comes.
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- Hey, Phoebe.
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- Hey, Cole, how are you?
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"how are you?"
what a cliche.
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Obviously, you're fine.
Oh, unless you're not.
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I mean, for all I know,
you might have carpal tunnel
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or gout
or restless leg syndrome--
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- Um...
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So I was wondering
if you wanted to meet
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for frozen yogurt sometime?
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- [gasps]
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- You do?
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Oh, good.
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One small thing:
My parents have this dumb rule
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that they have to meet all my
other friends' parents.
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You think they could meet yours?
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Okay, well...
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When?
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- Ow...About tomorrow?
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Maybe after dinner, or you can
have dinner with us.
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Your parents eat dinner, right?
Stupid question.
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Of course they eat dinner.
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Does your family like croutons
in their salad,
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'cause some people do,
and other people don't, and--
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- Okay, Phoebe.
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We have to get to class now.
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- Why did you do that?
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- You'll thank me later.
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- Guhhh...
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- You'll also thank me later.
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ What you see
is not what you get ♪
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♪ Living our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in,
bet you'd never guess ♪
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♪ 'cause we're living our lives
just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ The crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make believe,
it's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Living a double life ♪
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- Hit the turbo.
Hit the turbo.
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Hit the turbo!
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- You guys will never guess
what happened today.
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- An asteroid was heading
toward school,
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and you single-handedly
stopped it with your powers?
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- And then melted it into
a puddle with your heat breath?
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- No, a boy asked me out.
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- Yeah, we're done here.
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- What he said,
but with more disappointment.
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- A boy, huh?
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I think your mother and I
agree you're a little young
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to be dating.
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- Is it Cole Campbell?
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- Uh-huh.
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- That is so exciting.
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- I know.
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Oh, also, his entire family
is coming here
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for dinner tomorrow night.
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'Kay, bye.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You invited a family
of nonsuperheroes to our house?
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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No non-supes in the house
is dad's number one rule.
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You lift that,
and next thing you know,
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the house'll be full
of Phoebe's giggle buddies
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yappin' about nonsense.
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"I like boys.
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"I like dancing.
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Let's go to horse camp."
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- Come on, like you're not gonna
want to have
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any of your friends
from school over?
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Not one?
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- No, because when non-supes
are over, I can't do this.
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- Mom.
- Hank.
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- Max.
- Sorry.
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- C'Mon, dad.
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Cole's parents just want to know
I come from a good family.
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- Sure, bring 'em over.
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Billy can super-speed
around the ceiling
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while Nora zaps laser beams
at him with her eyeballs.
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- So you're good with it.
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- Honey, we moved to hiddenville
to be a normal family.
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That means keeping our powers
a secret.
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You're going to have to cancel
the dinner.
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- Yes,
classic Hank.
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Up top.
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- How are we supposed to have
normal lives here
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if we can never have anyone
in the house?
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But don't worry.
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I probably won't cry at all.
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- Wait.
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Maybe we can make an exception
this once.
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- Barb...
- Yeah, Barb...
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- We're both gonna be here,
Hank.
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And the kids
will behave themselves.
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- Please, dad?
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- Well...
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Okay.
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- Thanks, dad.
Up top.
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- I don't even know you
anymore.
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- That kid took your lunch.
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- Dark empress strikes again.
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- Sorry.
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- Don't be.
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I'm a big fan of your work.
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I don't suppose you'd want to
grab lunch.
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- Too late.
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I already grabbed yours.
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- If you like that, you'll love
turkey wrap Tuesdays.
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- Pheebs,
we have an emergency.
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- You forgot your password
again?
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It's your birthday.
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- It's my birthday?
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Oh, oh, no,
that's my password.
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Okay.
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I was doing some research
online,
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and look what I found.
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- Photos from Cole's
family vacation?
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- Yeah, that's not a hotel.
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It's their house.
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And that's their pool.
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Oh,
and those are their polo ponies.
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- Is he feeding that horse
money?
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- If I were you,
I would be very nervous.
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- What are you saying,
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that my family's
not classy enough for theirs?
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- His parents are on the cover
of this month's
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Snob and Country.
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- I have to go home now.
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Wrong locker.
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- Thank you.
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- Two hours till dinner.
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Is everybody almost ready?
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- Why else would I be getting
all pretty?
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Now, if I could just nail
this bunion...
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- Time for my monkey drink.
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- Phoebe, think fast.
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Dad, think fast.
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- My monkey drink.
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I guess they don't make pants
like they used to.
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- They don't make you
like they used to.
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- Who wants a snack?
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- Oh, yeah, baby.
- Pizza tots.
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- Hot! Hot! Hot!
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- Okay, stop, stop, stop it,
stop.
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- Something wrong?
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- Yes, your pants are ripped,
mom's got a moustache,
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and you're all spitting up
pizza tots.
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What do you think Cole's family
is going to think?
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- Honey, they're just people.
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- No, mom, they're not.
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They wear fancy clothes
and have polo ponies,
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and they don't drink
monkey drinks.
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- Well, what are we,
a bunch of slobs?
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- Look, I'm just asking you
to show the Campbells
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that we can be as fancy
as they are
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so they'll let me hang out
with Cole.
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Please?
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- Okay, sweetheart.
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We know how important tonight is
for you.
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- Yeah, and who knows when
she'll get asked out again.
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- Don't worry, Phoebe.
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We're going to make
tonight's dinner a huge success.
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- You are going to make
this dinner a huge failure.
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- I have to.
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If this dinner goes well,
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dad'll lift
the no non-supes rule,
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and I won't be able to do
my thing.
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- Your dancing?
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- No, my superpowers...
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And occasionally the dancing.
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- So what do you got planned?
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'cause ol' Dr. Colosso
can help ya.
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You know, back in the day--
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- I know, before my dad
turned you into a bunny,
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you were the world's
biggest supervillain.
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- I'm still big, kid.
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It's just my poops
that got small.
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- Let me tell you
what's gonna happen.
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There's gonna be a beekeeper
that's gonna release
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a swarm of bees,
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then I got burping pills
in the iced tea,
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some industrial-strength
hot sauce in the soup,
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and six scorpions,
because hey,
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who doesn't like scorpions?
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- [sobbing]
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- Are you crying?
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- I'm just so proud of you.
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Don't look at me.
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- Everything to your liking,
madam?
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- Explain.
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- You said this family
was fancy.
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Well, what's fancier than having
a butler?
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- They won't believe we have
a ten-year-old butler.
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- They will once they meet
the eight-year-old chef.
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- William, quit chatting
with lady Phoebe.
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Now, get back in the kitchen
and polish those breadsticks.
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It's so hard to find good help.
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[alarm beeping]
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- Alert.
Alert.
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Non-supe approaching.
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- Mom, dad, they're here!
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- And so are we.
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- What are you wearing?
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- You said to dress nicely.
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- We wore this to
a fancy nightclub once,
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and within seconds, everyone
cleared the dance floor for us.
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- Huh?
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- Huh? Huh?
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- That's because
they were frightened.
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- Honey,
do you want us to change?
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- It's too late now.
They're here.
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Is everybody ready?
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- Yeah, what are you
waiting for?
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Let 'em in.
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- [exhales]
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Hi, Cole.
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- Hey, Phoebe.
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These are my parents,
Gerald and Fiona Campbell.
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- Of the park Avenue Campbells.
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- Hello, my dear.
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- And these are my parents,
Hank and Barb thunderman.
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- Of the Marvin gardens
thundermans.
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Greetings and salutations.
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- Delicious to make
your acquaintances.
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BOTH: Mwah! Mwah!
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- Oh! Oh!
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- Oh, this is gonna be bad.
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- Oh, this is gonna be good.
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- And this is Cole's
older sister, Tara.
258
00:11:02,441 --> 00:11:05,845
- I did not see that coming.
259
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,837
- Come. Come in.
Welcome to our home.
260
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,672
We have ten of them, you know.
261
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,507
- 11, actually.
262
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,110
But the one in Hawaii
263
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:22,983
is just to store paintings
and expensive fruit.
264
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:26,921
- So you, uh,
steal any sandwiches lately?
265
00:11:26,921 --> 00:11:28,623
- Hey, it's you.
266
00:11:28,623 --> 00:11:32,094
This night just went from lame
to slightly less lame.
267
00:11:32,094 --> 00:11:33,362
- Really?
268
00:11:33,362 --> 00:11:36,098
But what would you think
if someone sabotaged this dinner
269
00:11:36,098 --> 00:11:39,335
in rude, disgusting,
scorpion-related ways?
270
00:11:39,335 --> 00:11:41,604
- I'd want to hang
with that guy.
271
00:11:41,604 --> 00:11:44,040
But my parents
would never let me.
272
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,643
So it's probably the dumbest
thing you could ever do.
273
00:11:50,414 --> 00:11:52,450
- Phoebe, I think I just did
the dumbest thing
274
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,818
I could ever do.
275
00:11:57,622 --> 00:12:01,500
- Whatever did we do
before spray cheese?
276
00:12:06,105 --> 00:12:07,807
- Thundermans, you say?
277
00:12:07,807 --> 00:12:11,378
Any relation to the eminent
superhero thunderman?
278
00:12:11,378 --> 00:12:12,546
- [coughs]
279
00:12:14,949 --> 00:12:17,418
- He's joking, of course.
280
00:12:17,418 --> 00:12:19,720
You look
nothing like...
281
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:23,458
Well, you're aware of what
you look like.
282
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:26,762
[laughter]
283
00:12:26,762 --> 00:12:27,696
- It's not that funny.
284
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,068
- I am so sorry.
285
00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:34,671
- For what?
- Everything.
286
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,239
- Excuse us.
287
00:12:36,239 --> 00:12:38,741
Phoebe, we have a problem.
288
00:12:38,741 --> 00:12:39,777
- Besides that?
289
00:12:39,777 --> 00:12:42,212
- Oops, large money bills
290
00:12:42,212 --> 00:12:46,050
are falling out of my pockets.
291
00:12:47,485 --> 00:12:49,087
- It's worse than that.
292
00:12:49,087 --> 00:12:50,822
I sabotaged your dinner.
293
00:12:50,822 --> 00:12:53,458
- Don't worry about--
wait, you what?
294
00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:55,260
- See, I figured if dinner
was a disaster,
295
00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:57,529
then dad wouldn't lift
the no non-supes rule, so...
296
00:12:57,529 --> 00:12:59,238
It's gonna be a disaster.
297
00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:01,441
- When? Where? How?
298
00:13:01,441 --> 00:13:02,575
- Well, for starters...
299
00:13:02,575 --> 00:13:04,344
[gasps]
Beekeeper.
300
00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:10,284
Hey, here's 20 bucks.
301
00:13:10,284 --> 00:13:11,218
Buzz off.
302
00:13:14,522 --> 00:13:18,893
- And over here,
we have books.
303
00:13:19,962 --> 00:13:21,096
[bell ringing]
304
00:13:21,096 --> 00:13:22,731
- Attention, please.
305
00:13:22,731 --> 00:13:26,335
Dinner will be served
in five minutes.
306
00:13:26,335 --> 00:13:30,707
- William, I say when dinner
will be served!
307
00:13:30,707 --> 00:13:33,743
Dinner will be served
in five minutes.
308
00:13:35,212 --> 00:13:38,515
Get back in there!
309
00:13:38,515 --> 00:13:41,352
- You use your children
as the help?
310
00:13:41,352 --> 00:13:43,922
- Oh, those aren't our children.
311
00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:46,191
They're our tiny servants.
312
00:13:46,191 --> 00:13:48,159
- Really?
- Oh, yes.
313
00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:51,230
Tiny servants are all the rage
this season.
314
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,798
- They take up much less space.
315
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:56,302
Our William sleeps
in a cello case.
316
00:13:56,302 --> 00:14:00,147
- We have got to get
one of those.
317
00:14:00,147 --> 00:14:03,150
- I didn't know your family
was so...Fancy.
318
00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:07,455
- Yeah,
I just found that out myself.
319
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:11,225
- Shall we adjourn
to the formal dining room?
320
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,161
Here we are.
321
00:14:17,332 --> 00:14:18,868
- I know how you feel.
322
00:14:18,868 --> 00:14:20,536
My parents embarrass me
all the time.
323
00:14:20,536 --> 00:14:22,472
- They do?
- Totally.
324
00:14:22,472 --> 00:14:24,574
But I get a feeling that
they're gonna let us hang out.
325
00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:26,910
Oh, unless something goes
horribly wrong.
326
00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:29,379
- 'scuse us.
327
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:31,215
Things are about to go
horribly wrong.
328
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,218
- You've got to stop doing that.
329
00:14:34,218 --> 00:14:35,953
Cole and I are totally
hitting it off.
330
00:14:35,953 --> 00:14:38,723
- Yeah, and my dark empress said
she wants to hang, Phoebe.
331
00:14:38,723 --> 00:14:42,194
She wants to hang!
332
00:14:42,194 --> 00:14:44,196
- We gotta shut down
your stupid plans.
333
00:14:44,196 --> 00:14:45,197
What were they?
334
00:14:45,197 --> 00:14:46,432
- Well, the next one was...
335
00:14:46,432 --> 00:14:48,100
- Iced tea is served.
336
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,702
- That one.
337
00:14:49,702 --> 00:14:53,507
- Iced tea with no lemon.
You are evil.
338
00:14:53,507 --> 00:14:55,575
- So I said
to the prime minister,
339
00:14:55,575 --> 00:14:57,311
"that's not my hat.
340
00:14:57,311 --> 00:14:58,318
That's my..."
341
00:14:58,318 --> 00:15:00,454
[belches]
342
00:15:00,454 --> 00:15:01,756
pardonez-moi.
343
00:15:01,756 --> 00:15:03,057
- Good gracious, dear.
344
00:15:03,057 --> 00:15:04,292
- My word.
345
00:15:04,292 --> 00:15:08,163
[belches]
346
00:15:08,163 --> 00:15:09,565
- Good show, old sport.
347
00:15:09,565 --> 00:15:14,370
[belching]
348
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:16,538
- What has gotten into you all?
349
00:15:16,538 --> 00:15:18,941
[belches]
350
00:15:18,941 --> 00:15:21,311
- That was a juicy one,
Mrs. C.
351
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:25,849
- Okay, tea time's over.
352
00:15:29,119 --> 00:15:30,121
- How's the soup?
353
00:15:30,121 --> 00:15:32,824
- Hmm,
needs more soup.
354
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:39,164
- Okay,
what else do we need to stop?
355
00:15:39,164 --> 00:15:41,333
- Uh...
Oh, the scorpions.
356
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,968
BOTH: Scorpions?
357
00:15:42,968 --> 00:15:45,170
- Ugh,
I'll keep them distracted,
358
00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:46,639
and you two go round up
the scorpions.
359
00:15:46,639 --> 00:15:49,342
And no using powers,
or dad won't lift the rule.
360
00:15:49,342 --> 00:15:51,277
Go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
361
00:15:51,277 --> 00:15:53,780
- "1 gallon of hot sauce?"
362
00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:57,759
eh,
what do I know about soup?
363
00:16:01,563 --> 00:16:05,500
[humming]
364
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:09,338
- And that's why you never bring
a donkey on a yacht.
365
00:16:13,409 --> 00:16:14,811
- I'm back.
366
00:16:14,811 --> 00:16:18,081
So, uh, Cole,
why don't you tell everyone
367
00:16:18,081 --> 00:16:20,684
how you made the winning shot
at the basketball game?
368
00:16:20,684 --> 00:16:22,887
- No,
I don't want to bore everyone.
369
00:16:22,887 --> 00:16:25,222
- Three, two, one...
370
00:16:25,222 --> 00:16:26,491
- So I'm at half-court
371
00:16:26,491 --> 00:16:28,059
with seven seconds left
on the clock...
372
00:16:28,059 --> 00:16:29,160
- Oh, gross.
373
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,561
- Why is that gross?
374
00:16:30,561 --> 00:16:31,997
- Uh...
375
00:16:31,997 --> 00:16:33,999
"gross" is the new "awesome."
376
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:36,835
sorry.
go on.
377
00:16:36,835 --> 00:16:38,637
- Well, I get the ball
and decide to go for
378
00:16:38,637 --> 00:16:39,872
a three-pointer--
379
00:16:39,872 --> 00:16:41,040
- Oh, that's disgusting.
380
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,676
- It is?
381
00:16:43,676 --> 00:16:47,781
- Yeah,
"disgusting" is the new "gross."
382
00:16:47,781 --> 00:16:49,082
continue.
383
00:16:49,082 --> 00:16:51,752
- Well, it went in
right at the buzzer, and we won.
384
00:16:51,752 --> 00:16:53,454
Totally disgusting.
385
00:16:58,159 --> 00:17:02,704
- Mrs. Campbell, did you know
that our butler William here
386
00:17:02,704 --> 00:17:06,275
is also a very sought-after
hair stylist?
387
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,178
- Really?
388
00:17:08,178 --> 00:17:09,980
What would you do for my hair?
389
00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:13,249
- I would start whacking it
really hard, like this.
390
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:17,754
- Ehh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Good heavens.
391
00:17:17,754 --> 00:17:20,992
Mad tiny servant!
392
00:17:20,992 --> 00:17:24,629
- That will be $500.
393
00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:27,099
- Soup is served.
394
00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:30,969
- Oh, good, I'm starved.
395
00:17:30,969 --> 00:17:33,806
- Nora, please don't tell me
you put hot sauce in the soup.
396
00:17:33,806 --> 00:17:35,842
- It's more like there's soup
in the hot sauce.
397
00:17:40,079 --> 00:17:41,348
- Don't eat the soup.
398
00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:45,519
Because it's...
399
00:17:45,519 --> 00:17:47,087
A smelling soup.
400
00:17:47,087 --> 00:17:49,457
- A smelling soup?
401
00:17:49,457 --> 00:17:52,861
- Yeah, you just smell it,
like they do in, uh...
402
00:17:52,861 --> 00:17:54,830
Sweden.
- France.
403
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:57,333
- Sweden.
- France.
404
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:58,807
- Nonsense.
405
00:17:58,807 --> 00:18:01,277
Let's have a taste.
406
00:18:04,847 --> 00:18:05,982
- Ahh!
407
00:18:05,982 --> 00:18:08,118
- Sweet mother of minestrone!
408
00:18:10,854 --> 00:18:12,856
- Ahh!
409
00:18:12,856 --> 00:18:14,292
- Oh, that's worse.
410
00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:16,260
- That is it.
411
00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:18,296
I have had just about enough.
412
00:18:18,296 --> 00:18:21,300
It has been nothing
but mischief and shenanigans
413
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:22,701
since we arrived.
414
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:25,905
Come, Campbells.
415
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,807
- Wait, don't leave.
416
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,413
I have a confession to make.
417
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:36,049
We're not really like this.
418
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:37,984
I asked my family
to impress you guys
419
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,686
so you'd let Cole hang out
with me.
420
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,690
We don't really have a yacht
or tiny servants,
421
00:18:42,690 --> 00:18:46,361
and my parents don't really have
fancy accents.
422
00:18:46,361 --> 00:18:49,697
- Hi.
- How's it going?
423
00:18:49,697 --> 00:18:52,535
- I mean, maybe we took it
a step too far,
424
00:18:52,535 --> 00:18:54,537
but if you can give us
another chance,
425
00:18:54,537 --> 00:18:56,004
then maybe we can have
a nice dinner,
426
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:59,683
and you can get to know us
for who we really are.
427
00:19:01,317 --> 00:19:02,519
- Come on, dad.
428
00:19:04,654 --> 00:19:06,090
- Fine.
429
00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:09,393
Our driver won't be here
for another 15 minutes anyway.
430
00:19:09,393 --> 00:19:13,031
But you can forget about
spending any more time
431
00:19:13,031 --> 00:19:14,732
with that girl.
432
00:19:14,732 --> 00:19:17,168
- Excuse me?
433
00:19:17,168 --> 00:19:18,737
- [chuckles]
He can certainly do better
434
00:19:18,737 --> 00:19:20,439
Than this family of hooligans.
435
00:19:20,439 --> 00:19:21,907
- All right, now,
hang on one second.
436
00:19:21,907 --> 00:19:23,242
- Oh, I'm sorry.
437
00:19:23,242 --> 00:19:26,913
What my wife meant to say
was "classless hooligans."
438
00:19:26,913 --> 00:19:29,015
- how about I take you to class?
439
00:19:29,015 --> 00:19:30,951
- Dad, mom--
- Okay...
440
00:19:30,951 --> 00:19:34,755
I think we're all just getting
a little bit hungry, yeah?
441
00:19:34,755 --> 00:19:36,290
Uh, what do you say, pheebs?
442
00:19:36,290 --> 00:19:37,958
- Max, forget it.
It's over.
443
00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:39,928
- I rigged the dinner
to explode.
444
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:42,897
- Nora,
we're ready for dinner.
445
00:19:42,897 --> 00:19:47,336
- May I present
casserole a LA Nora.
446
00:19:47,336 --> 00:19:49,639
- It's light but really packs
a punch.
447
00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:53,809
You might want to back up
a bit.
448
00:19:55,011 --> 00:19:58,088
- Please, guests first.
449
00:19:58,088 --> 00:20:00,924
- Oh, self-serve.
450
00:20:00,924 --> 00:20:02,626
How expected.
451
00:20:17,075 --> 00:20:18,711
We'll be going now.
452
00:20:22,816 --> 00:20:27,554
- So, uh, next time your place?
453
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:33,528
- I know.
I messed up.
454
00:20:33,528 --> 00:20:35,730
Guess I'll just
see you around school.
455
00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:38,433
- No way.
This was great.
456
00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:39,901
When can we
get together?
457
00:20:39,901 --> 00:20:41,403
- But what about your parents?
458
00:20:41,403 --> 00:20:42,838
- What are they going to do,
459
00:20:42,838 --> 00:20:44,907
take away my polo club
membership?
460
00:20:44,907 --> 00:20:46,042
- Yes.
461
00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:49,479
- Good.
I hate polo.
462
00:20:49,479 --> 00:20:51,414
I'll call you tomorrow.
463
00:20:51,414 --> 00:20:54,051
Mr. And Mrs. Thunderman,
it was lovely meeting you.
464
00:20:54,051 --> 00:20:55,218
- Oh, indeed.
465
00:20:55,218 --> 00:20:58,929
Ta-ta, young master.
466
00:20:58,929 --> 00:21:01,065
- Mom, you're not rich,
remember?
467
00:21:01,065 --> 00:21:04,669
- I know; I just really like
talking that way.
468
00:21:04,669 --> 00:21:07,839
- So this no non-supes rule...
469
00:21:07,839 --> 00:21:09,108
- It stays?
Good.
470
00:21:09,108 --> 00:21:11,076
Because if I can't have
my dark empress,
471
00:21:11,076 --> 00:21:13,012
I don't want anyone
coming in this house.
472
00:21:13,012 --> 00:21:16,782
- Actually, despite everything
you kids have done,
473
00:21:16,782 --> 00:21:18,284
I'm lifting the rule.
474
00:21:18,284 --> 00:21:19,820
[together]
What? Really? You mean it?
475
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,622
- But tonight went horribly.
476
00:21:21,622 --> 00:21:23,590
That couple hates us.
477
00:21:23,590 --> 00:21:26,160
I let scorpions out everywhere.
478
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,830
Maybe I shouldn't have said
that last part.
479
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:32,033
- Yeah, but you did,
so guess who's cleaning up.
480
00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:34,502
- But none of you used
your superpowers,
481
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,973
and it was nice finally
seeing you spend time
482
00:21:37,973 --> 00:21:39,975
with non-supe kids.
483
00:21:39,975 --> 00:21:41,744
- It's why we moved here
to hiddenville.
484
00:21:41,744 --> 00:21:44,047
- No.
I will never back down.
485
00:21:44,047 --> 00:21:45,849
Hear this, Thundermans:
486
00:21:45,849 --> 00:21:48,752
the "no non-supes
in the house rule" must stand.
487
00:21:48,752 --> 00:21:49,786
[knock at door]
488
00:21:49,786 --> 00:21:51,688
- Psst, Max.
489
00:21:51,688 --> 00:21:53,323
Call me.
490
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,601
- Stupidest rule ever.
491
00:21:57,651 --> 00:22:02,201
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