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- And...smile!
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- Wait!
Say something funny.
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- I have a masters degree
in fine arts,
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and I take yearbook pictures
for a living.
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- [hysterical laughter]
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I don't get it.
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- Next!
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- Hi, Phoebs!
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You look totes fabs,
ubes adorbs!
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- Aw, thanks.
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Is that good?
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- Yeah.
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- I'm actually really excited.
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At my old school, our pictures
were always a little...
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formal.
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- You had to wear a uniform?
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- Something like that.
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All I know is
school pictures are forever,
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and I want this one
to be perfect.
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- Perfect, huh?
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You might wanna change...
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into someone pretty.
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- Nyaah!
- Nyaah!
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- Nyaah!
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That's what you're wearing
for picture day?
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- I always wear what I want.
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- Next.
- Ooh!
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- Besides, Phoebe,
no one's gonna be looking at me.
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- Why not?
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- 'cause.
They'll be looking at you.
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- Huh?
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Chocolate, Max?
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- Next.
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- What--
No, no, no!
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You have to let me
take it again.
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That can't be
my school picture.
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- Fine.
- [sighs]
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- Smile.
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- Wait, what?
Now?
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- Don't forget
to say "Cheese."
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- Cheese.
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- Next.
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ What you see
is not what you get ♪
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♪ living our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ we fit right in,
bet you'd never guess ♪
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♪ 'cause we're living our lives
just like all the rest ♪
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♪ a picture perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
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♪ look closer,
you might see ♪
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♪ the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ this isn't make believe,
it's our reality ♪
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♪ just your average family ♪
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♪ trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ living a double life ♪
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- I can't believe Max
pranked me at our new school.
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Did you get
all the cheese out?
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- Yep, got all the cheese out.
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- What about the chocolate?
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- Yep, got all the cheese out.
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- I thought Max's
back to school pranks
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would've stopped
when we moved here.
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- Well,
if it's any consolation,
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your hair is really silky
right now.
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And your brother
is in a lot of trouble.
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- You're darn right he is.
And he knows it, too.
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That's why he's late.
He's scared of me.
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Max!
- Not now, Hank-O.
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- Yeah, he's petrified.
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Check it out, pheebs.
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The internet
gave you a nickname.
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"Fondue-Doo-Head."
[laughing]
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- Max, why would you dump
chocolate and Cheese
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all over your sister
on picture day?
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- Well, I was going to use chili
but it's 12 bucks a gallon.
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- Well, that does seem high.
- Dad!
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- What is the big deal?
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It's not like I exposed
my superpowers to anybody.
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- but you're still
in a lot of trouble.
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Why would you do
something like this?
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- Because mischief and mayhem
are what us supervillains do.
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- [scoffs]
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when we moved to hiddenville
to have a normal life,
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we were hoping this ridiculous
supervillain phase of yours
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was just going to end.
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- Never!
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One day, the league of master
villains is gonna call, okay,
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and I'll be there
to pick up the phone
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and say, "Hello, this is Max and
I'm not going through a phase."
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- Not if you don't
have a phone.
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- Dad!
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- No. Two weeks, no phone,
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and you apologize
to your sister.
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- [clears throat]
fine.
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I'm sorry.
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Fondue-Doo-Head.
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- Oh, that's it.
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- Phoebe,
put your brother down.
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- Okay.
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Max, your ears are too big
for your head.
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- Mehhh!
- Mehhh!
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- [clears throat]
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- [sighs]
all right.
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- Ugh.
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- Thank you.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm suddenly in the mood
for chili.
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- Two weeks, no phone?
That'll teach you.
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- Please, I have phones
planted everywhere.
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- I'm so done
with your pranks, Max.
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You know what you need?
A taste of your own medicine.
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- What?
You're gonna prank me?
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Phoebe, you need
a little dark side in you
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to do that.
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- I got plenty of dark side.
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Who do you think puts
the empty jar of peanut butter
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back on the shelf?
This gal!
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- No, I do that.
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- Well, stop it,
that drives me crazy.
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- Well,
then mission accomplished.
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Oh, come on, dad,
that was my last phone.
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- [laughing]
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- [clicks Tongue]
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- Hey, that's my pudding cup!
You already had one.
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- Sorry, but today feels like
a two-cupper.
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- Enjoy your pudding lava.
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- Oh, that's hot!
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- Instead of fighting,
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can one of you
take out the trash?
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- It's Billy's turn.
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- I did it last time.
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- Well, I'm not doing it!
- I'm double not doing it!
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- I'm triple not doing it!
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- I'm whatever's
after triple not doing it!
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- Hey!
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Stop arguing
and take out the trash!
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- Hank,
there's no reason to yell.
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- We have four kids.
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There's always
a reason to yell.
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- I know, but I'm reading
this new Parenting book--
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- Uh-Oh,
another self-Help book?
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The last time
you read one of those,
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we were vegans for a month.
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- 30 days of broccoli.
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- We won't go back!
- Okay.
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This one's different.
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From conflict to non-Flict.
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It says to let children solve
their own problems.
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- You've got to stop parenting
from a book, Barb.
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You need to open your mouth
and let loud words fly out.
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- Trust me, Hank,
I got this.
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All right,
here's the deal, kids.
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Whoever throws something away
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that causes the trash
to topple over
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has to take the trash out.
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- So we get to pile up
the trash?
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- As high as we want?
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- And whichever fool knocks it
over has to take it out?
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Both: Cool!
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- All right,
Mr. Supervillain,
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you think pranks
are so much fun,
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let's see if you like wiping out
on your greasy slide.
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Oh, hey, Nora, I was just--
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- Greasing Max's slide?
I'm in.
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- Billy in the hole!
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- Billy, no!
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- Whooaaahh!
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Waaahhhhh!
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Whoa.
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Billy in the wall.
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- What happened to knocking?
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I was about to get
in the shower.
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- Billy!
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You ruined
my dark mayhem poster.
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- Thanks, I'm fine.
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- Billy!
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That prank was meant
for maaaaa...
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...gic shows are fun.
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I think I'll go see one now.
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- This was your big prank,
Phoebe?
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Turning our little brother
into a torpedo?
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- It was supposed to be you.
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I would never endanger
our siblings.
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- Whoooaaahhh!
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Hey, guys.
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What'd I miss?
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- Lame, Phoebe. Lame.
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- [scoffs]
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Just you wait!
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I am going to come up
with the best prank ever,
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even if it takes me
all night!
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- Morning, Sunshine.
So I gave you all night.
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Did you come up
with that best prank ever yet?
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'cause I did.
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[bell ringing]
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- Oh, I am so getting you back
for this.
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- Sorry, I don't speak
morning breath.
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- I think you're going
to be late for biology.
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- [exhales] Ready to save
the day, Electress?
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- You know it, Thunder Man.
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- Hi-Yah!
Take that!
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- Ki-Ya!
- foot to your ninja face!
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- Ki-Ya!
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- A thousand daggers of pain!
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Hi-Yah, Phoebe.
- Hi, sweetie.
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- is this what you do
when we're not home?
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- We will ask the questions
here, Missy.
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Why aren't you at school?
- Yeah.
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Nice save.
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- Because Max
pranked me again.
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And I'm really,
really mad.
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And so is Mr. Grumbles.
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- Sounds like it's time
I drop the thunder on that boy.
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- No, hang on, Hank.
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According to chapter six
of my book,
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"Letting your teenagers work
their issues out on their own,"
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you should let your teenagers
work their issues out
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on their own.
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- What's chapter seven called,
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"You wasted 22.95
on this book, sucka"?
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- Phoebe,
I think you should respond
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however you think
is necessary.
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- Good,
then I'm going to take
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this pranks thing
to the next level
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and really hit Max
where it hurts!
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- Well, no.
Hol--
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- Thanks, mom!
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- [frantic yelling]
boom!
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- No fair.
I wasn't ready.
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- I know,
that's why I started.
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What's your book say
about that, sucka?
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[grunts]
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[standoff music]
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- Go ahead.
Throw yours away first.
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- You go first.
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- You're closer.
You go.
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- Fine.
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- Mess up! Mess up!
Mess up!
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- Not cool.
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- Only one rule
in trash wars.
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Win.
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Also, recycle.
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- ♪ She'll be coming
'round the mountain ♪
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♪ when she comes,
when she comes ♪
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♪ she'll be coming 'round
the mountain when she... ♪
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ahhh!
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You startled me.
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- What are you doing?
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- Taking a shower.
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You think this lustrous,
shiny fur just happens?
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- Poor Phoebe.
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Waking up in school
in front of all those kids.
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I feel bad for her.
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[laughter]
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- [evil voice]
Max thunderman.
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This is dark mayhem of
the league of master villains.
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- Yeah, right.
Nice prank, Phoebe.
257
00:10:36,180 --> 00:10:39,380
- This is not a prank,
and I am not Phoebe!
258
00:10:43,247 --> 00:10:44,780
Do you think your sister
is capable
259
00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:46,980
of hacking your computer?
260
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,047
- Nora, maybe.
But Phoebe, definitely not.
261
00:10:50,047 --> 00:10:54,347
Wow! Dark mayhem.
You're so cool.
262
00:10:54,347 --> 00:10:56,647
If I could be any supervillain
when I grow up, I--
263
00:10:56,647 --> 00:10:58,853
I'd wanna be you.
264
00:10:58,853 --> 00:11:00,720
- If your dark side
is half as good
265
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:04,520
as your Butt kissing,
you're well on your way.
266
00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,753
You have real supervillain
potential.
267
00:11:07,753 --> 00:11:11,653
- Oh, my gosh, that's so cool!
I always knew it!
268
00:11:11,653 --> 00:11:15,253
I mean, thanks, man.
269
00:11:15,253 --> 00:11:17,587
- Smooooth.
270
00:11:17,587 --> 00:11:19,820
- So, what's first?
271
00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:21,287
Do we jump
right into world domination
272
00:11:21,287 --> 00:11:22,853
or start with
a meet and greet breakfast?
273
00:11:22,853 --> 00:11:24,120
Or brunch?
It depends on your schedule.
274
00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,953
- Silence!
275
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:31,120
Before you are accepted into
the league of master villains,
276
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,020
we need you
to pass a test,
277
00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:37,420
one that will prove you will
do anything we tell you.
278
00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:41,487
Anything.
No questions asked.
279
00:11:41,487 --> 00:11:42,753
- So when do we start?
280
00:11:42,753 --> 00:11:44,187
- that was a question!
281
00:11:44,187 --> 00:11:45,787
- Sorry, sorry, sir.
282
00:11:45,787 --> 00:11:48,187
- Now, listen carefully.
283
00:11:48,187 --> 00:11:51,353
- You can do this, Max.
You can do this.
284
00:11:51,353 --> 00:11:52,520
[phone ringing]
285
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,353
- Max Thunderman.
286
00:11:54,353 --> 00:11:56,353
Did you follow
my orders?
287
00:11:56,353 --> 00:11:58,560
- Yes, sir.
288
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:02,527
League of master villains,
here I come.
289
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:11,760
- Congratulations, Max.
You are now officially...
290
00:12:13,727 --> 00:12:15,493
- Pranked!
291
00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:18,660
- Phoebe?
292
00:12:18,660 --> 00:12:20,993
- Aloha, girlfriend.
293
00:12:20,993 --> 00:12:22,993
- Nice try.
294
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:25,060
Too bad everyone's
still in class, ha.
295
00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:26,160
- Are they?
296
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,493
[bell ringing]
297
00:12:29,693 --> 00:12:31,460
- [laughing nervously]
298
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,060
How you doing?
299
00:12:33,060 --> 00:12:34,960
What's up?
300
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,360
Mahalo.
301
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,200
- Oh, come on, Cherry.
302
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,433
I wouldn't call it
the best prank ever.
303
00:12:52,433 --> 00:12:54,533
No, you're right,
it was awesome!
304
00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:58,300
Okay, talk to you later.
Bye.
305
00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:01,400
What are you doing
with my stuff?
306
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,940
- What are you
still doing here?
307
00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:06,173
I thought you'd be halfway
to mexico by now.
308
00:13:06,173 --> 00:13:09,573
- Why?
- Max is coming for you...
309
00:13:09,573 --> 00:13:11,806
as soon as he figures out
how to get that bra off.
310
00:13:11,806 --> 00:13:14,906
- Please, I think Max
Has learned his lesson.
311
00:13:14,906 --> 00:13:17,840
- Have you met the guy?
312
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,973
[alarm blaring]
313
00:13:18,973 --> 00:13:20,640
Female computer voice:
Alert. Alert.
314
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,406
Non-Supe approaching.
315
00:13:22,406 --> 00:13:23,840
- I'll get that.
316
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,473
- I'll get it.
317
00:13:25,473 --> 00:13:27,673
I'm expecting
some deliveries.
318
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:32,273
- Got a delivery
for Max thunderman.
319
00:13:32,273 --> 00:13:33,873
- That's me.
320
00:13:33,873 --> 00:13:36,440
And hopefully I ordered some
of those fancy shorts, too.
321
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:41,106
- Yeah, that's always funny.
322
00:13:41,106 --> 00:13:44,073
1,000 live crickets,
six sledgehammers,
323
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,773
three gallons
of itching powder,
324
00:13:45,773 --> 00:13:50,473
and one barrel
of radioactive waste.
325
00:13:50,473 --> 00:13:52,240
Sign here.
326
00:13:54,173 --> 00:13:58,240
- You can still make
that last bus to Tijuana.
327
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,680
[jazzy music]
328
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:11,546
♪ ♪
329
00:14:58,046 --> 00:15:01,013
- So, Barb,
you want to admit you failed
330
00:15:01,013 --> 00:15:03,153
before the seagulls show up?
331
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:06,086
- Stop exaggerating, Hank.
332
00:15:06,086 --> 00:15:09,286
[seagulls cawing]
333
00:15:09,286 --> 00:15:11,853
I still stand by my book.
334
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:20,920
- Knock, knock, who's there?
335
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,586
Not the man
taking out the trash.
336
00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:24,020
Bam!
337
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:28,153
- How many girls does it take
to knock over the trash?
338
00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:31,386
None!
Bam!
339
00:15:31,386 --> 00:15:35,586
- Aww, your book is helping us
raise trash talkers.
340
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,653
Literally trash talkers.
341
00:15:37,653 --> 00:15:38,820
Literally.
342
00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:40,186
- Oh, okay, Hank.
I get it.
343
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,086
- All right, Max,
I can't take it anymore.
344
00:15:45,086 --> 00:15:46,186
It's over.
345
00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:48,553
Let's just call a truce
and walk away.
346
00:15:48,553 --> 00:15:50,820
Deal?
347
00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:52,653
[buzzing]
ow!
348
00:15:52,653 --> 00:15:56,086
- It's not over
until I say it's over.
349
00:15:56,086 --> 00:15:59,253
And believe me,
it's not over.
350
00:15:59,253 --> 00:16:02,220
- Yeah, well, I'm not gonna
give you the satisfaction.
351
00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:06,160
If you won't end your pranks,
then I will.
352
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,426
Oh, are these all
your little prank Buttons?
353
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:11,126
- Phoebe, just step away
from my desk, all right?
354
00:16:11,126 --> 00:16:12,726
- Ohhh, am I getting warmer?
355
00:16:12,726 --> 00:16:14,160
[gasps]
what's this big red button?
356
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,760
This looks important.
357
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,126
- Do not press that.
358
00:16:18,126 --> 00:16:20,826
- So you don't want me to press
the big red button?
359
00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:22,393
Okay.
360
00:16:22,393 --> 00:16:24,193
Oops.
361
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,960
- You just pushed
the self-destruct button!
362
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,193
- Yeah, right.
363
00:16:31,193 --> 00:16:32,626
Male computer voice:
You just pushed
364
00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:33,826
the self-destruct button.
365
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,660
Lair will self-destruct
in ten minutes.
366
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:39,793
- Ooh, fancy light show
and talking computer.
367
00:16:39,793 --> 00:16:42,160
Someone spent their whole
allowance on a prank.
368
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,360
- No, Phoebe,
my prank was not pranking you
369
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,860
and just watching you
break down.
370
00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:47,693
Which was really fun
until now!
371
00:16:47,693 --> 00:16:49,026
- Oh, please!
372
00:16:49,026 --> 00:16:50,993
If this place
were really self-destructing,
373
00:16:50,993 --> 00:16:53,660
Dr. Colosso would be
freaking out.
374
00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:58,526
- I'm freaking out!
Ahhhh!
375
00:16:58,526 --> 00:17:00,160
Aghhhh!
376
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,766
- [humming]
377
00:17:02,766 --> 00:17:04,266
Mm.
[sniffs]
378
00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:05,733
what's that smell?
379
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,466
[sniffs]
No.
380
00:17:07,466 --> 00:17:09,033
[sniffs]
No.
381
00:17:09,033 --> 00:17:10,600
[sniffs]
No.
382
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,500
[sniffs]
still No.
383
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,966
Ahh!
BOTH: Shh!
384
00:17:14,966 --> 00:17:17,500
- [whispering]
We need to talk quietly
385
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,700
or we might cause
a trash-alanche.
386
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,900
- [whispering]
so what's the plan?
387
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:25,733
- [whispering] I think we should
slowly back away...
388
00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:28,066
and then move
to a new house.
389
00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:35,433
- That's it.
Stupid book.
390
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,300
- Barb, we're trying
to keep quiet...
391
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:43,300
and then we're going
to move to a new house.
392
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:46,233
- [whispering]
okay, I got it.
393
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,700
Both: Trash-Alanche!
394
00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:03,773
- Barb, look out!
395
00:18:06,806 --> 00:18:07,873
Uh-Oh.
396
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:25,240
Why are there diapers
in here?
397
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,006
We don't even have babies.
398
00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:31,606
- glad you're okay, Dad.
399
00:18:31,606 --> 00:18:33,740
- and we definitely learned
our lesson.
400
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:34,873
- See ya.
401
00:18:34,873 --> 00:18:38,540
- No, no! Get back here
and clean this mess up!
402
00:18:40,673 --> 00:18:42,806
Yeah, it feels good to yell.
403
00:18:47,006 --> 00:18:48,606
- Your powers are useless,
Phoebe.
404
00:18:48,606 --> 00:18:51,873
The only chance we have
is if I can override the system.
405
00:18:51,873 --> 00:18:54,640
- Lair will self-destruct
in five minutes.
406
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,840
I hope your affairs
are in order.
407
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,540
- Ooh, uh, maybe this button
will help us.
408
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:01,706
- Shortcut activated.
409
00:19:01,706 --> 00:19:05,313
Lair will self-destruct
in 90 seconds.
410
00:19:05,313 --> 00:19:07,846
- Quit touching stuff, handsy.
411
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:09,680
- if you had just stopped
pranking me,
412
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,013
none of this
would've happened.
413
00:19:11,013 --> 00:19:13,013
Is this supervillain thing
really worth it?
414
00:19:13,013 --> 00:19:14,346
- Absolutely!
415
00:19:14,346 --> 00:19:16,446
We get cool costumes,
awesome hideouts, and goatees.
416
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:17,780
It's a lot of fun.
417
00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:20,946
- Total annihilation
in 60 seconds.
418
00:19:20,946 --> 00:19:23,180
- Okay, maybe not.
419
00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:24,546
- Then why, Max?
420
00:19:24,546 --> 00:19:26,280
Why all this
supervillain stuff?
421
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,180
You're in a family
of superheroes.
422
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:29,280
- Exactly.
423
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,013
How else am I going
to stand out?
424
00:19:31,013 --> 00:19:33,946
Look at you, you've always been
so great at being good.
425
00:19:33,946 --> 00:19:35,646
Everyone thinks
you're going to be, like,
426
00:19:35,646 --> 00:19:37,346
one of the best superheroes ever
one day.
427
00:19:37,346 --> 00:19:38,780
- Really?
428
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:41,080
- No gloating.
We're on me now.
429
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,180
So what were my choices, huh?
430
00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:46,513
Be second best at being good,
or be the best at being bad.
431
00:19:46,513 --> 00:19:48,446
And I wanna be the best.
432
00:19:48,446 --> 00:19:51,813
So if you think about it,
this is all your fault.
433
00:19:51,813 --> 00:19:55,080
- Well, I'm glad
you shared that with me.
434
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,446
Too bad it had to happen
435
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,280
30 seconds
before we're blown to bits!
436
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:03,720
- Goodbye, my Max.
I've always loved you!
437
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,320
- There must be something
in all this prank stuff
438
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,820
you had ordered
that can help us.
439
00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:09,720
- Complete obliteration
in 20 seconds.
440
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,720
- Forget it, Phoebe.
We're done.
441
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,453
Game over, history, toast,
kicked the bucket, kaput,
442
00:20:17,453 --> 00:20:19,886
bought the farm,
roll the credits, it's over!
443
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,953
- It's not over
till I say it's over.
444
00:20:22,953 --> 00:20:27,753
- Self-Destruct
in five, four, three,
445
00:20:27,753 --> 00:20:32,186
twooooo...
[computer shutting down]
446
00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:35,886
[cheers and applause]
447
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:37,953
- Now it's over.
448
00:20:37,953 --> 00:20:40,586
So about that truce?
We good?
449
00:20:40,586 --> 00:20:42,086
- Yes, ma'am.
450
00:20:42,086 --> 00:20:43,420
- Good.
451
00:20:49,153 --> 00:20:52,153
- How about that "I love you"
prank of mine, huh?
452
00:20:52,153 --> 00:20:54,520
Funny stuff we're never going
to talk about, right?
453
00:21:01,153 --> 00:21:02,660
- Thanks to Billy,
454
00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:05,093
you have Belgian waffles
from Belgium...
455
00:21:08,326 --> 00:21:11,293
- Fresh Maple syrup
from Vermont...
456
00:21:11,293 --> 00:21:13,560
- And hot coffee
from...
457
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,793
over there.
458
00:21:15,793 --> 00:21:17,993
- if you think this makes up
459
00:21:17,993 --> 00:21:21,026
for being buried
by a wall of trash, you got--
460
00:21:21,026 --> 00:21:24,560
Ooh, is that churned butter?
461
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,260
- I told you
he was a sucker for butter.
462
00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:29,426
- I got the idea
for an apology breakfast
463
00:21:29,426 --> 00:21:31,826
from my new book,
"Tips for a happy hubby."
464
00:21:31,826 --> 00:21:34,626
- Another self-help book?
- Mm-hmm.
465
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:37,060
- Can I see that?
466
00:21:45,293 --> 00:21:48,493
Anyone for a tall glass
of stupid words?
467
00:21:48,493 --> 00:21:51,326
- Morning, everybody.
All: Morning!
468
00:21:51,326 --> 00:21:52,626
- Are you guys done
pranking yet?
469
00:21:52,626 --> 00:21:54,893
- Yep. That stuff is completely
behind us.
470
00:21:54,893 --> 00:21:56,726
- I wouldn't say
"Completely."
471
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,733
Completely behind us.
472
00:22:02,783 --> 00:22:07,333
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