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- I hope you're all hungry!

- Yeah. - Absolutely.

- it is so nice to sit down to dinner

like a normal family.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Hit it, sis.

[laser buzzing]

[sizzling]

I'll get forks.

[forks clinking]

- I'll get the lemonade!

[zoom]

[clatter]

- And I'll eat dessert.

- Max, that's for later.

- Says who?

- Me. Now let it go.

- [grunting] Suit yourself.

[laughs]

- Wall cake!

- That's it.

For once, could we enjoy a nice, relaxing dinner

without you kids using your superpowers?

- No problem. - I'm sorry.

- Whatever. - Sure, Dad.

- Great.

[sighs] Now...

where is my Peruvian hot sauce?

- You're gonna fly to Peru to get hot sauce, aren't you?

- Thunder man! Away!

[Crash]

- That is never not funny.

[rock music]

- ♪ What you see is not what you get ♪

♪ living our lives with a secret ♪

♪ we fit right in, bet you never guessed ♪

♪ 'cause we're living our lives just like all the rest ♪

♪ a picture-Perfect family is what we try to be ♪

♪ look closer, you might see the crazy things we do ♪

♪ this isn't make-Believe, it's our reality ♪

♪ just your average family, trying to be normal ♪

♪ and stay out of trouble ♪

♪ livin' a double life ♪

- Okay. See you then, Cherry.

I know, I can't wait, either.

Bye.

[phone beeps off] ooh!

I'm having a girls' night with Cherry.

- I don't get it.

You and Max have more powers than all of us,

and you're excited about seeing a friend?

- You don't get it because your only friends

are the bacteria in your armpits.

- Yeah, and they want to be friends with you too.

- Eww!

- Come on, guys. Be nice.

You should love your siblings.

Except him. He's evil.

- Come on, sis, you're my twin.

Where's the love?

- Uh, the love died when you beheaded my dolls

when we were five.

- Oh, yeah.

Totally worth it.

- [scoffs]

now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm off to go do supervillain stuff in my Lair.

- It's not a Lair if it has a nightlight.

- Supervillain?

More like a super-cutie!

Mwah!

- Where you going?

- I am taking your mom out to dinner.

- So Max and Phoebe are babysitting you.

They're really looking forward to it.

- don't touch your armpits. Don't laser your brother.

Don't take over the world. Don't have more children.

Good night, everybody!

[zap]

Wow, mom.

You still got it.

- Where are you going?

I need you and Max to babysit tonight.

Both: What?

- Mom, I was going to Cherry's tonight.

- Yeah, and I was gonna not babysit.

- Well, now you're not not babysitting.

Wait...

Yeah, that's right.

- Well, uh, can't a neighbor

watch Billy and Nora? - Yeah.

- and risk the kids exposing their powers

to a non-Superhero?

- They won't, they're really responsible now.

- Dance! Dance, I say!

- Ow! Cut it out! - Ha ha ha!

[laser zapping]

- Please, mom, Cherry is the only friend

I've managed to make since we moved here.

- That's one more than I thought she'd make.

- I'm sorry, honey, but your father and I

gave up crime fighting so you kids

could have a normal childhood.

- That's right, which is too bad,

'cause I still got it!

- Yeah, and a little extra.

- This is the worst.

You know, sometimes I wish

we didn't even have superpowers.

- I'm sorry, Phoebe.

Come on, Hank.

- to the thunder-Mobile!

- Minivan. - to the thunder-minivan!

- No, it's just a mini-- [scoffs] whatever.

[door shuts]

- Agh! How can I become

the world's greatest supervillain

if I have to babysit Zippy and Lasergirl?

Wait a minute...

You guys are way too cool

for babysitting.

How'd you like to assist me on my latest project?

- Sure. - Guess so.

- All right.

Phoebe!

You deserve a girl's night.

So why don't I babysit Billy and Nora

while you invite your friend over here?

- are you nuts?

What about Dad's number one rule?

- Everything goes better with Gravy?

- No non-Supes in the house.

I'm calling Cherry to cancel.

- You're right.

Of course, she'll probably find a new best friend.

And you can make loneliness your new best friend.

- Wait!

You guys promise that if Cherry comes,

you won't use your powers?

- Of course not. - Of course we won't.

[zap] - Ow!

- She's not here yet.

[laughter]

- Okay...I'll do it.

- Great, let's text her.

Hey! - "'sup, girl?

Pheebs here."

- You're texting as me?

- "Totes obvi we should hang at my crib."

See you at 7:00. As if."

Smiley face with a party hat.

- Darn it.

That is exactly what I would have written.

- All right, guys, to the Max Lair!

Whoo!

- Billy in the hole!

- Glad we got rid of the boy germs,

am I right, pheebs?

Yeah, I'll just go.

- Whee!

Hey, where's Nora?

- Aah! - Aah!

[Thud] - Ooh!

Okay, I'll be right back.

Don't touch anything.

Both: Right.

- Let's touch stuff. - Yeah!

- "Press here to destroy pluto"?

Mm.

[boom]

Must be broken.

- "Dr. Colosso"?

- Gah!

- Aah! - Aah!

- Aah! - Aah!

- Close it. - Yep.

- I shouldn't be here, Nora.

The junior supertroops motto is "Do no evil."

- Okay, who wants to help me carve my initials in the moon?

- Ooh! I do! Me! Pick me!

Me, me.

[laser buzzing]

- Good job, Billy.

Keep it nice and steady, Nora.

This is awesome.

- You're the Best babysitter ever!

- Interesting decor.

Sort of a baseball/viking junkyard theme.

- Come on, Hank, this is fun.

Now that we moved to hiddenville,

we can go out like a normal couple.

- Yeah, you're right.

Maybe I won't miss being you-know-who.

Savin' lives, my cape billowing in the wind and...

Oh, look. The menu's sticky.

- Honey, bad news.

The thunder man We hired for the party can't make it.

His car broke down.

- Barb, did you hear that?

The guy playing thunder man's a no-Show

for that kid's birthday.

- Aww.

Ooh, jalapeno poppers.

- No, don't you see? I'm thunder man.

I can save that precious little girl's party.

- That's a boy. - Yeah, whatever.

- Hey, we're in hiddenville now.

You can't go around exposing your secret identity.

- I won't be--They'll think I'm a party entertainer

Who got his car working again.

- Hank, you're not even dressed for it.

It's not as if you happen to have your supersuit...

under your clothes.

- Did I hear it's someone's birthday?

[all cheer]

- Thunder man! - Thunder man!

[overlapping chatter and cheers]

[electronic droning]

- Alert, alert.

Non-Supe approaching.

[doorbell rings]

- [sighs]

Sorry, mom and dad, but I need a life.

- Hi! - Hi, pheebs!

Double selfie.

[camera clicks]

Oh, my gosh, this place is bonkers.

How have I never been here before?

- I don't know.

I mean, it's not like I'm hiding anything.

- Well, of course not. We're best friends.

- We are?

- Duh. Speaking of which,

who is ready for the most Cray-Mazing girls' night ever?

- talk to me.

- First, we update our double selfies.

[camera clicks]

then, we rock to the new

dance your thang off-- Video game.

Rated "F," for "Funky."

[whooping]

[both laugh]

and it all starts...

now.

- Why'd you do that?

- do what?

- This.

- I didn't do this.

- Yeah. You did this.

- I think I'd remember if I did this.

- Phoebe--

- Hey, who wants to make brownies?

I know I do.

- What?

- What are we doing next, Max?

- Leaving me alone.

[sighs]

fine.

Play with something in here.

- Check it out.

"Nose Hairalyzer."

- Is that nose hair?

Both: Awesome!

- Can I see it?

[zapping]

Today, I am a man.

- All right, lady, spill it.

Who do you have a crush on?

- I don't know, there's no one really special.

- Cole Campbell? - Sweet cheese, yes!

- You should totally call him.

- You know I'm too shy for that.

- Which is why I'm the perfect best friend.

- Cherry... what are you doing?

Don't you look up his number.

Don't you call it. Don't you let it ring.

Don't you hand that phone to--

Hey, Cole.

It's Phoebe...thunderman.

From home room?

I was just calling to--

- See if you want to hang out sometime.

- I can't believe you.

You would?

Yeah. Next week's great.

Okay, Bye.

He is so cute!

- Yeah, you might want to hang that up.

[phone beeps off]

[both squealing and Laughing]

- Give it back! - No!

- Billy! - What's going on here?

- I saw it first!

- You want it? Here!

- Ha! Missed me.

- You guys, stop it right now.

- Billy, cut it out!

- That's it!

- Whoa.

- Oh...my...

wow.

- So...This is fun.

- Your siblings are floating in midair!

- No, they're not.

[both shout]

- You have superpowers.

- [gasps]

you have superpowers and--

and you didn't tell me?

- Cherry, there is a very simple explanation

for all this.

And that explanation is...

uh...

[wind whipping]

[ice cracking]

- Um...you froze your friend.

- I know I froze my friend!

Why are you smiling?

- I don't smile.

I smirk.

And I'm doing it because you did something bad.

- Yeah, and when I tell dad that you're the one

who invited Cherry here,

he'll make us all move again.

Smirk on that, smirky.

- Okay, this isn't so fun anymore.

- are we really gonna have to move?

- don't worry, Nora.

Max and I will solve this.

- You two are going to work together?

Both: Let's get packin'.

- Guys, guys, guys, wait.

There is a very simple solution.

I just wipe her memory with my Brian melt 3000.

- You are not wiping my best friend's brain.

- She's friends with you and is named after a fruit.

There's probably not much there to wipe.

- No, we just need to thaw Cherry out

and give her an explanation for what she saw.

- Hey, I like that. - Thank you.

- You'll fail, it'll be hilarious,

and I still get to wipe her brain.

Uh-Oh.

I feel a smirk coming on.

Oh, yeah.

There it is.

- Metal bat!

[metal creaking]

- Ohh! Oh!

[cheers and applause]

that was amazing.

- Cement block!

[laughs]

[cheers and applause]

- Thunder man, can I talk to you for a second?

- Yeah, Barb, what's up?

- Super strength? Are you trying to get us exposed?

- Honey, don't worry.

Everybody thinks I'm a party entertainer

using fake props.

The kids get a thrill,

I get to bust out a little of the old thunder risk-Free.

It's all good, Barb.

- Fly me, thunder man!

- Fly you?

Surprise attack! Aah!

Get him off me! Get him off!

[crash]

- Awesome!

[pverlapping chatter]

- Okay, so we're all good on the plan?

Both: Yep. - Lame.

- Why do you always assume your plans are better than Mine?

- I have a supervillain lab.

You put glitter on your homework.

I think it's a safe assumption.

- You'll see.

This'll work.

[wind whipping]

[ice cracking]

so...Let's hear it.

If you don't have superpowers,

how do you explain those kids rising into the air?

- [scoffs] simple.

They happen to have been rehearsing

for their new school musical...

Cannibal Squids from Mars.

- I'll get you, cannibal squid!

- Never, space overlord!

BOTH: ♪ Oh, why can't squids and overlords ♪

♪ be friends? ♪

- There.

Isn't that a completely believable Explanation?

- I guess so?

- Good, then let's forget about this whole

superpowers thing.

[bell chimes] - Oh! The brownies.

- Brownies?

[zoom]

- I'll cut 'em in squares.

- Whoops. Heh.

Brownie?

- You all have superpowers.

Wait till I post this on my blog!

- I got this one.

[wind whipping, ice cracking]

You can't have all the fun.

- [sighs]

- I can't believe this!

Now Cherry's gonna tell everyone at school

that we have powers, and Dad'll make us move again.

- Where am I gonna get another supervillain Lair?

- Where am I gonna get a new best friend?

- That's it! We are not moving.

Not if the brain melt 3000 has anything to say about it.

- You are not wiping her brain.

- Fine, I'll just launch her into space.

- are you nuts? - Oh, no one's gonna miss her.

- You always do this! - We gotta do something.

[electronic droning]

- Alert, alert.

Parents approaching house.

- I added parent alert this morning.

- Nice. - Also...

BOTH: Aah!

- Mom and dad are pulling in!

- We can't let them see Cherry!

- Oh.

- Put her in the closet. - Okay.

- Everyone act natural.

- [groaning] - Easy.

- Hey, mom. Hey, Dad.

- 'sup, guys?

- [stiffly] good evening, parents.

I do not know why you'd be suspicious.

- Hank, I'll get you a heating pad

in the closet.

- Wait!

Because I have a splinter.

- Oh. Let me take a look in the light.

[high-pitched droning]

I don't see anything. - Look Harder!

- I'll just get an ice pack from the kitchen.

- I'll get it, dad.

Junior supertroopers are trained to help the elderly.

- I think I can handle it.

[grunting]

- [whispering] Upstairs.

- I gotta get my glasses upstairs.

- No!

Did I say splinter?

I meant a cold.

Ah-Choo!

- Hey, honey...

honey...which cabinet is the--

What is that?

- What is that?

- I know. Ugly, right?

I am so done with the lamp of the month club.

- Phoebe, isn't this your friend Cherry?

- Mom, dad, I can explain.

See, you wouldn't let me go to Cherry's,

so invited Cherry here,

but then she saw me use powers,

so I kind of froze her.

- Really?

Honesty.

That's what you're going with?

- You let a non-Supe in the house?

- I know. I screwed up.

I broke the rules, and I'm really sorry.

I just... wanted to have a friend.

- I'm sorry, too.

Start packing, everybody. - We have to move?

- We're moving? - I don't wanna move!

- Sorry, but we have no choice.

We have to keep our powers a secret.

Although I know showing them off sometimes

can be tempting.

- [sighs]

Well, at least I had a best friend

for a little while.

- Mom, dad, wait.

This isn't Phoebe's fault.

It's mine.

I texted her friend to come over

so I could go work in the Lair.

So if you're gonna punish anyone, punish me.

- Phoebe let her in the house.

- Because she wanted a friend.

Come on, dad.

You moved us here so we could live normal Lives.

Well...don't ruin Phoebe's chances

because of something that I did.

- I'll tell you what.

I will pretend this whole night never happened

if you and your sister can figure out a way

to fix this.

- We're toast.

- Wait!

It's a long shot, but...

I know something we can try.

[upbeat piano music]

ALL: ♪ So if you're ever in space ♪

♪ drop by and visit our place ♪

♪ ask for the cannibal squids ♪

- ♪ We'll treat you right ♪

- ♪ You'll be our guest ♪

- ♪ We hope you're not too hard to digest ♪

♪ that's the end of our show ♪

- So...you're all in the school musical,

and all that weird stuff I saw was just special effects?

All: Yep.

- You buyin' that?

- Of course I'm buying that!

You guys are so cool!

Group selfie! - Okay!

Well, it's getting late. Thanks for coming by.

- You're great, Max. I knew Phoebe had a brother,

but she never said he was so talented.

- Yeah, whatever, orange.

- It's Cherry. - Okay, Bye.

- What a night.

Come on, kids. Time for bed.

- Can Max and Phoebe babysit us every night?

All: No!

- Think I'm gonna try one of those brownies

in the kitchen.

- That was a really nice thing you did for me.

- Yeah, listen.

I have a reputation to uphold,

so if we can keep this whole nice thing on the down low...

- Nuh-Uh-- You did a nice thing,

and I'm never gonna forget it.

Try to melt my brain, and I'll cram that thing

down your smirk hole.

[thud]

- Mmm.

You know what these need?

Macadamia nuts.

- Let me guess: You're gonna fly

all the way to hawaii and get--

- Thunder man! Away!

- We have a weird family. - Yeah, we do.

- Why does it say "Nora rules" on the moon?

- Nora!

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