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[Crow caws]
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[Southern accent] If y'all
would just step right this way,
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Aunt Granny would be durned pleased
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[British accent] to show
you to your eatin' spot.
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[Normal voice] How was that?
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I feel like sometimes my
southern slips into British.
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Didn't notice. I don't hear your voice.
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Spent my whole life training
myself to block it out.
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Okay, well, I got to lock this thing down
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before I leave for Dollywood on Sunday.
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Here, let me try one more.
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Do you have to go for the whole summer?
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Don't leave me with all these boys.
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- I'm gonna miss you.
- Mm.
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[British accent] I'll miss you, too, Mum.
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[Normal voice] Seriously?
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Hey.
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Maybe we should do
something to send you off.
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You go Sunday, right?
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- Maybe we can do something Saturday.
- Ooh.
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Mike, let's do a thing for Sue on Saturday.
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Let's see. Do we have anything?
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Oh. Wait, I put a star there.
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Do you know what that is?
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I'm gonna go out on a limb
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and say it's something we didn't pay for
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that's gonna get cut off.
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Well, anyway, we're doing a thing Saturday,
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so don't make any plans.
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Anybody got any questions?
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I have a question.
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Was anyone planning on
coming to my graduation?
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What? [Chuckles] Duh.
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O-Of course we are.
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Why do you think I put
a star on this Saturday?
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I put it there for you,
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Mr. Eighth Grade Graduate Star Boy,
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and I'm gonna put another
one right next to it
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because you are the star of Saturday.
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Really?
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'Cause it seemed like
you were talking about
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a big celebration for Sue.
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No, no, no, no, no. Not big.
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Minor.
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We were just trying to see
if we could fit her big day
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into your bigger day,
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but we probably can't, right, guys?
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- Yeah. Uh-huh.
- What?
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Good, 'cause I signed up
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to do a performance at the ceremony
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and I kind of thought you'd all be there.
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I'm singing a song.
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- What? So I don't get a...
- [Snaps fingers]
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Singing? Wow!
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It occurred to me that I've never
really had my moment in the sun.
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You know, like in novels
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when the main character
embarks on the hero's journey
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and he faces all kinds of obstacles,
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but ultimately has his moment in the sun.
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I guess I thought being
valedictorian would be it,
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but then my girlfriend stole that from me,
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so I signed up for a talent.
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I'm really excited about it.
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And we're excited, too.
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That's why I'm gonna put a musical note
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right next to the two stars I
put there for your graduation.
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Shut up.
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Frankie: So, summer was
right around the corner,
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and Axl, being Axl,
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had scored the cushiest
job of all time
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at the Orson Heights Country Club.
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I know a lot of the other
counselors are uptight.
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They want you to "follow the rules"
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and do activities that
won't "break your neck,"
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but I'm not like that.
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I'm super fun, but I'm also super chill,
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which is why you guys can call
me Axl, or Ax, or the Ax Man.
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How about "Peaked in High School"?
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[Laughter]
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Okay, wow. That was really mean,
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but it's cool 'cause I'm chill.
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So, as I was saying...
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What are you, 30?
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I'm not 30.
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Then why do you have all
those lines on your face?
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I don't have lines on my face.
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I just like to carry a healthy tan.
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Hey, Peaked, your mother's on line one...
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on your forehead.
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[Laughter]
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I am so excited, Brad.
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I can't believe two kids from Orson
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would actually make it all
the way to Pigeon Forge.
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[Chuckles]
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Oh, slight snafu but happy accident...
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We have to be there Saturday, not Sunday.
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Oh, that's a big snafu, Brad.
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Brick's graduation is on Saturday.
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Oh, I'm so, so sorry.
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I was looking at last
year's Lady Gaga calendar,
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not this year's, so I got my days mixed up.
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I just couldn't take last year's down.
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Nobody puts Gaga in a wastebasket.
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This is bad, Brad. What
are we supposed to do?
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We?
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I'm a featured ensemble dancer
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in "Ramblin' Jack's Banjo Review"
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and I have a show Saturday.
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Oh, my God. You're right.
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I'm just Aunt Granny.
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If I don't show up,
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they can literally put
anyone in the wig and glasses
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and replace me.
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I mean, obviously I am
gonna bring something special
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to showing people to their table,
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but they don't know that yet.
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My God, this is so dramatic.
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I hate drama.
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I mean, I love drama,
but not this drama.
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You know, Brick's only
in eighth grade, right?
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That's not even a big graduation.
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Do you have to be there?
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I mean, this is Dollywood, Sue.
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Two years ago, a guy from one of the shows
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was tapped to understudy a spoon
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in the touring company
of "Beauty and the Beast."
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Frankie: Hey, there's my graduation singer.
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Are you excited for your big day,
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which is this Saturday at 1:00?
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Oh, Mom, I'm not allowed to sing anymore.
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Mrs. Lang said too many
kids signed up this year.
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Wait, what?
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I thought it was open to everybody.
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Yeah, well, not this year.
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Mrs. Lang said the teachers decided
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the ceremony would be too long,
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so they put all our names in a hat
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and picked nine kids who get to perform.
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I'm one of six that didn't get picked.
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What? Well, that's random.
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Yep.
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I guess they drew names
in the teachers' lounge.
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All I know is I'm not doing
anything at graduation.
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I'm not valedictorian.
I'm not gonna sing my song.
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So much for my moment in the sun.
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Apparently my hero's journey ends
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with a resounding "meh."
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[Bag dragging]
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What's with Charlie Brown over there?
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You're not gonna believe this.
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Brick's not allowed to
sing at graduation anymore
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because the school suddenly
decided too many kids signed up.
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[Scoffs]
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Everybody thinks they're a star.
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When I was a kid, you couldn't
have paid anyone to sing.
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The whole thing seems fishy to me.
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I mean, 15 kids sign up,
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and, all of a sudden, they
only have room for nine acts?
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And what nine?
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A random nine,
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or the nine with the parents who
volunteer and actually show up?
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I'm telling you, it's fuzzy math.
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Oh, well.
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It's not fair, Mike.
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It's not fair that they're
pulling the rug out from under him
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at the last minute like this.
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We got to do something.
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Do we? Do we really?
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We're so close to the end.
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Maybe we could just let this one go.
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No.
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We always do that when it comes to Brick.
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He always gets the short end of the stick.
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We float his birthday.
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We drive off and leave him at restaurants.
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Remember how we used to mark
Sue and Axl's height on the wall?
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We did it like one or two times
with Brick, and that was it.
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And who knows?
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Maybe that's why he didn't get any taller.
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'Cause we stopped marking it.
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[Sighs] We're awful, Mike.
We're awful, awful parents.
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We're not awful, awful.
We're just regular awful.
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No. You saw him.
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He was really upset, and I don't blame him.
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You know what? I'm
going down to the school.
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[Groans]
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You think I want to go down there?
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I'm the last person that
wants to go down there.
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I'm not a "going down there" person.
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But this is important.
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This might be the last shot
we have to do right by our kid
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while he's young enough to still need us,
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and we have to have his back.
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Hang on.
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You're a little worked up,
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and we don't know exactly
what happened here,
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so how about I go down there
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and try to straighten this thing out?
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Ooh, yes. Good thinking.
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It'll be scarier coming from a man.
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And don't forget to tell them
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Brick was really looking
forward to performing,
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and remind them that I brought
fruit salad to the school fair.
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Or was that Axl's class?
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Don't mention the fruit salad!
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[Sweetly] Hey, Brick. Mm!
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So, I can't believe you're graduating, huh?
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Big day. Big day.
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Of course, not as big as
your high-school graduation,
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which I will definitely
be there for.
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You know, Brick,
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I have always felt
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like you and I have had
a special connection.
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Really?
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Definitely.
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I feel like we're super-close.
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It seems like just yesterday
you were my little baby brother.
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- Mm.
- [Upbeat music plays]
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I love when the sun
pokes through the clouds
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-
And then...
- Frankie: No, no, no.
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Nice try, but I already told you
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you're not missing your
brother's graduation.
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But if I miss my first
day, they could fire me!
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Okay, you know what seems the most fair
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is if we let Brick decide.
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Brick?
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I sat through three showings
of "The Loneliest Locker."
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I want you there.
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So, how'd it go at the school?
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Well, Brick had it right.
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They drew names, and he wasn't picked.
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So did you tell his teacher
the whole thing was ridiculous?
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I started to, but they feel it was fair.
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Well, did you say they
should've had the drawing
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in front of the school,
not a secret drawing?
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Did you say it was fuzzy
math? Did you say that?
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Look, I-I didn't want to push it.
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She said it's the end of the year
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and all the teachers are tired.
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Well... [Scoffs] that...
that... that's not an excuse.
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I'm tired, Mike. We're all tired.
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So what did you say?
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I said that I thought it would be great
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if all the kids that
wanted to could perform.
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Oh, you thought it'd be great?
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You know what I
think would be great?
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If I send you to kick butt
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and you do what you're supposed to do.
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And you didn't. Were you even outraged?
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No, but I'm getting there now.
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- [Sighs]
- Look, they're going with the nine, and that's it.
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So it was a total wasted visit.
You blew our first attempt.
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The first attempt is very important, Mike.
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Now I'm gonna have to e-mail them,
258
00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:13,067
and we're gonna seem
like the annoying people.
259
00:08:13,069 --> 00:08:14,969
All that height, and
you accomplish nothing.
260
00:08:14,971 --> 00:08:17,271
God, if I had your height,
the things I could get done.
261
00:08:17,273 --> 00:08:18,539
Come on, Frankie.
262
00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,408
I know he's disappointed,
but in a couple days,
263
00:08:20,410 --> 00:08:21,909
he'll probably forget all about it.
264
00:08:21,911 --> 00:08:23,010
No, he won't.
265
00:08:23,012 --> 00:08:25,413
He wants his moment in the sun!
266
00:08:25,415 --> 00:08:26,580
It's his hero's journey,
267
00:08:26,582 --> 00:08:28,516
and, damn it, I'm gonna get it for him.
268
00:08:28,518 --> 00:08:31,285
I'm gonna fix this because
I care about my child.
269
00:08:33,288 --> 00:08:34,221
[Sighs]
270
00:08:34,223 --> 00:08:36,724
What's his teacher's name again?
271
00:08:36,726 --> 00:08:38,592
[Grunting]
272
00:08:38,594 --> 00:08:40,995
Hey, hey! Hey, guys! What's going on?
273
00:08:40,997 --> 00:08:42,263
Come on!
274
00:08:42,265 --> 00:08:44,298
We've only got a couple days
until the Cardboard Regatta.
275
00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:45,499
We got a boat to build
276
00:08:45,501 --> 00:08:47,501
if we want to show this
camp how Axl's Avengers roll.
277
00:08:47,503 --> 00:08:49,303
Whatevs, dude.
278
00:08:49,305 --> 00:08:51,338
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
279
00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:55,109
Don't "whatevs" me,
Colton. I invented whatevs.
280
00:08:55,111 --> 00:08:57,678
You know what else you invented? Fire.
281
00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:58,846
I'm saying you're old.
282
00:08:58,848 --> 00:08:59,880
Ba-bam!
283
00:08:59,882 --> 00:09:01,749
You just got kicked by "The Colt."
284
00:09:01,751 --> 00:09:02,850
[Laughter]
285
00:09:02,852 --> 00:09:05,753
Yep, Axl had finally met his match,
286
00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:07,688
and it was him.
287
00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:09,390
288
00:09:09,392 --> 00:09:10,558
Frankie.
289
00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,526
Can you believe this
whole graduation debacle?
290
00:09:12,528 --> 00:09:13,594
I know.
291
00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:15,296
So now none of the kids get to perform?
292
00:09:15,298 --> 00:09:16,197
Wait, what?
293
00:09:16,199 --> 00:09:17,264
Oh, didn't you see
294
00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:18,866
the e-mail Mrs. Lang
sent out this morning?
295
00:09:18,868 --> 00:09:20,935
All the parents are talking about it.
296
00:09:20,937 --> 00:09:23,170
Some parent whose kid didn't get picked
297
00:09:23,172 --> 00:09:25,139
probably went down there and complained,
298
00:09:25,141 --> 00:09:27,007
and now the whole thing's off.
299
00:09:27,009 --> 00:09:29,877
I'm sure they were just
trying to help facilitate.
300
00:09:29,879 --> 00:09:32,746
They did a drawing. It was fair.
301
00:09:32,748 --> 00:09:34,615
I told Ron I might go down there.
302
00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:35,983
Is that a good idea?
303
00:09:35,985 --> 00:09:38,219
Maybe it's better that
nobody gets to do it.
304
00:09:38,221 --> 00:09:39,386
It wouldn't be fair
305
00:09:39,388 --> 00:09:41,055
that some kids get their moment in the sun
306
00:09:41,057 --> 00:09:42,423
while others don't.
307
00:09:42,425 --> 00:09:43,791
Well, I'm just sick about it.
308
00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:45,092
Now I have to tell Dotty
309
00:09:45,094 --> 00:09:47,661
she can't read the poem
she's worked so hard on.
310
00:09:47,663 --> 00:09:51,599
It took her weeks to find
a rhyme for "aspirations."
311
00:09:51,601 --> 00:09:54,401
I don't like to use
language, Frankie, but this...
312
00:09:54,403 --> 00:09:55,503
stinks!
313
00:09:55,505 --> 00:09:56,871
It really stinks!
314
00:09:56,873 --> 00:09:59,137
315
00:10:00,872 --> 00:10:04,595
316
00:10:04,597 --> 00:10:07,706
I forgot to tell you they sent
us home with graduation tickets.
317
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,666
Sorry. A Go-Gurt exploded on them.
318
00:10:09,668 --> 00:10:11,463
Hopefully they're still valid.
319
00:10:11,465 --> 00:10:13,945
Not that it matters, 'cause I'm
not doing anything now anyway.
320
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,881
[Sighs] Brick, you don't have to perform
321
00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,349
for people to know you're great.
322
00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:19,418
- You've always been a good kid.
- Oh, yeah?
323
00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:21,653
Yeah. Think about it.
324
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:26,725
- I remember when you were probably 10 or 11...
- [Upbeat music plays]
325
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:30,562
I feel so alive and happy
326
00:10:30,564 --> 00:10:32,064
If someone had...
327
00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,532
- [Door opens]
- Sue: We did it!
328
00:10:33,534 --> 00:10:34,633
Brad called Dollywood,
329
00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,401
and now I can go to Brick's graduation.
330
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,003
[Inhales deeply] You want
to hear the whole story?
331
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,604
I think we got the gist.
332
00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,273
Brad: First, I called the main line,
333
00:10:41,275 --> 00:10:43,108
and they connected me with Eric from HR.
334
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,242
Oh, human resources.
335
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,844
I knew just any old story wasn't gonna fly,
336
00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:48,246
so I used my improv training,
and I really went for it.
337
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,414
He said that it was vital
338
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,283
that I be there for Brick's graduation
339
00:10:51,285 --> 00:10:54,886
because we have a very
special brother-sister relationship,
340
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:57,422
a very unique brother-sister bond,
341
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,790
and that I am the only one
342
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,692
he lets change his breathing tube.
343
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,427
[Laughs] That one just came
to me at the last minute.
344
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,129
It's called "raising the stakes."
345
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:06,164
Anyway, they said it was
fine if I missed orientation,
346
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,833
just as long as I'm there in time Saturday
347
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:10,102
for the lice check and to shadow
Aunt Granny's evening shift.
348
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,369
Hang on.
349
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,205
I don't want you driving
down there all by yourself.
350
00:11:13,207 --> 00:11:14,773
- I'll take you.
- Okay!
351
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,174
But we have to leave by 4:00,
352
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,310
so that means no hanging
out after the ceremony,
353
00:11:18,312 --> 00:11:20,078
taking pictures, and talking to people.
354
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,279
Sold.
355
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,681
Cool.
356
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:25,851
357
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,786
Hey!
358
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:28,954
Got a sec?
359
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:31,490
I'm not doing your
stupid little boat thing.
360
00:11:31,492 --> 00:11:32,757
[Clicks tongue]
361
00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:35,694
I think it's time we had
a, uh, heart-to-heart talk.
362
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,429
You mean a
fart-to-fart talk?
363
00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:38,964
[Sighs] Okay, that's super funny,
364
00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:39,931
but I'm being serious.
365
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,333
Listen, man,
366
00:11:41,335 --> 00:11:42,767
there's no reason you and I
shouldn't be getting along.
367
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:45,237
Truth is, I look at you, I see myself.
368
00:11:45,239 --> 00:11:47,672
But you got to pull back
on the 'tude, dude, okay?
369
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:51,009
You got swag, but you
don't need to prove it 24/7.
370
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,344
So here's the deal.
371
00:11:52,346 --> 00:11:54,846
We really need you in this boat race today.
372
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:57,916
We can't win without you,
so, uh, what do you say, hmm?
373
00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,417
Got my back?
374
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:00,318
[Mockingly] You got my back?
375
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,987
- Excuse me?
- Excuse me?
376
00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,355
I'm a little idiot.
377
00:12:03,357 --> 00:12:04,589
[Normally] Yeah. You are.
378
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:05,657
Ugh! All right.
379
00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:07,726
You know what, man? I'm out, okay? Fine.
380
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,228
And... And... And... And...
381
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,165
I know you think you've
won, but you haven't.
382
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,500
It might seem cool to
just sit on the sidelines
383
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,835
and make fun of everything,
384
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:20,005
but at the end of the day,
you're not really cool.
385
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:23,008
You're just a guy who missed
out on a lot of fun stuff.
386
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,710
387
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,550
- Axl: Come on, Colton!
- When you think of Axl,
388
00:12:31,552 --> 00:12:32,784
wisdom and life lessons
389
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,452
aren't the first things
that jump to mind.
390
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,820
Yes, Colton!
391
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,689
I guess it took the
10-year-old version of himself
392
00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:38,657
to bring it out of him.
393
00:12:38,659 --> 00:12:40,158
Push, push, push, push, push!
394
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,726
You've got this! Come on!
395
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:45,463
- Boy: Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Come on! You've got this! You've got this!
396
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:46,464
Go, go, go, go!
397
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,299
Yes!
398
00:12:47,301 --> 00:12:48,466
[Laughs]
399
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,136
Yes, Fart Barge! Whoo!
400
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,572
Yep, my boy was finally growing up.
401
00:12:53,574 --> 00:12:55,807
In your face, Cathy's Cuties!
402
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:58,610
- Yeah!
- [Laughter]
403
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,011
Colton: Whoo!
404
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:00,812
Yeah!
405
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,380
[Laughs] We did it!
406
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,015
[Laughs]
407
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,317
Fart Barge!
408
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,887
Hey, Brick.
409
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,021
How was school?
410
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:10,989
It was okay.
411
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,357
In English, we watched "Goonies,"
412
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,892
in science, we watched "Babe,"
413
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,627
and in gym, we watched "FernGully."
414
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,096
Oh, and I was also called
into the principal's office.
415
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,965
What? Why?
416
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,367
He brought in all six kids
that weren't originally chosen
417
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,002
and spoke to us individually.
418
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,004
He asked me if I really
wanted to do the talent show
419
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,505
or if I was just doing it for my mom.
420
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,607
And what did you say?
421
00:13:28,609 --> 00:13:29,941
I said I was doing it for my mom.
422
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,010
Brick, Why would you say that?!
423
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,378
It seemed like the answer he wanted.
424
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,579
Anyway, it doesn't matter,
425
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,514
'cause now the original nine are back on.
426
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,850
Are you freaking kidding me?
427
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:41,119
Mom, I think it's over.
428
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,654
I think you need to let it go.
429
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,257
[Bell dinging rapidly]
430
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,242
I need to speak to the principal,
431
00:13:46,244 --> 00:13:48,978
so you better get him or
her out here right now.
432
00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:51,477
[Dinging continues]
433
00:13:53,011 --> 00:13:57,446
- [Bell dinging rapidly]
- Is there a problem out here?
434
00:13:57,448 --> 00:14:00,179
I'm sorry, but I can no longer keep silent.
435
00:14:00,181 --> 00:14:01,547
You can't do this.
436
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,749
Every year, the kids can just perform.
437
00:14:03,751 --> 00:14:04,917
Now all of a sudden,
438
00:14:04,919 --> 00:14:07,119
there's secret drawings and fuzzy math
439
00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:09,589
and interrogations
without a parent present.
440
00:14:09,591 --> 00:14:10,723
It's ridiculous.
441
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,291
Look, I understand you're upset,
442
00:14:12,293 --> 00:14:14,493
and I know every parent
cares about their kid.
443
00:14:14,495 --> 00:14:16,762
Oh, that's where you're wrong! I don't!
444
00:14:16,764 --> 00:14:18,364
I forget to pack their lunches.
445
00:14:18,366 --> 00:14:21,200
I put stars on calendars and
can't remember what they're for.
446
00:14:21,202 --> 00:14:23,636
I'm not a helicopter parent.
447
00:14:23,638 --> 00:14:25,037
I'm a couch!
448
00:14:25,039 --> 00:14:27,974
I'm a self-driving couch
that just watches TV.
449
00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:30,943
So I think that when a parent
who has a history of sucking
450
00:14:30,945 --> 00:14:33,846
as much as I do takes the time to show up,
451
00:14:33,848 --> 00:14:36,148
you better stand up and take notice!
452
00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:40,453
I am cramming 10 years of not
caring into this one fight.
453
00:14:40,455 --> 00:14:42,922
My kid is gonna sing at that ceremony,
454
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,691
or I will burn this place to the ground!
455
00:14:45,693 --> 00:14:47,960
[Cellphone vibrates]
456
00:14:47,962 --> 00:14:50,563
They're letting all 15
kids perform at graduation.
457
00:14:50,565 --> 00:14:51,364
It's over.
458
00:14:51,366 --> 00:14:52,965
All right!
459
00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:55,401
I prayed for this last night. God is good.
460
00:14:55,403 --> 00:14:56,302
Mm.
461
00:14:56,304 --> 00:14:59,338
[Sighs]
462
00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:01,641
Just had a little chat with your principal.
463
00:15:01,643 --> 00:15:05,111
Everybody, including you,
get to perform at graduation.
464
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,046
Oh, I don't want to do that anymore.
465
00:15:07,048 --> 00:15:09,081
[Cellphone vibrates]
466
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:10,283
Oh, no.
467
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,952
Brick doesn't want to
sing at graduation now.
468
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,020
- What?
- Why not?
469
00:15:14,022 --> 00:15:15,021
I don't know.
470
00:15:15,023 --> 00:15:16,489
[Cellphone vibrates]
471
00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:19,592
"Brick thinks the whole thing
has gotten weird, won't sing.
472
00:15:19,594 --> 00:15:20,793
I'm gonna kill him."
473
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:21,761
Wow, Boss Man.
474
00:15:21,763 --> 00:15:23,562
That'll look really bad, you know?
475
00:15:23,564 --> 00:15:25,264
Your old lady made this big stink
476
00:15:25,266 --> 00:15:26,966
and "Baby Mike" won't even do it?
477
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,301
[Cellphone vibrates]
478
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,436
"Brick says he'd be more comfortable
479
00:15:30,438 --> 00:15:31,971
singing a duet with Troy."
480
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,005
Sweet!
481
00:15:33,007 --> 00:15:34,373
- Great.
- I love duets.
482
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,075
- [Cellphone vibrates]
- Nope.
483
00:15:36,077 --> 00:15:38,344
Frankie says Brick says the
school won't let him do duets.
484
00:15:38,346 --> 00:15:40,579
- Aw!
- Fascists.
485
00:15:40,581 --> 00:15:41,714
So I guess it's over, huh?
486
00:15:41,716 --> 00:15:43,182
Hey. [Sighs]
487
00:15:43,184 --> 00:15:44,951
Wait.
488
00:15:44,953 --> 00:15:45,918
Frankie wouldn't...
489
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,720
[Cellphone vibrates]
490
00:15:47,722 --> 00:15:49,055
She's going back in.
491
00:15:49,057 --> 00:15:52,191
492
00:15:52,193 --> 00:15:53,859
No duets?!
493
00:15:53,861 --> 00:15:56,329
Mrs. Heck, we can't let
kids pair up because...
494
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,397
I know. Because Seymour asked Troy to sing,
495
00:15:58,399 --> 00:15:59,832
and Troy said no.
496
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,100
But Troy didn't say no to him
497
00:16:01,102 --> 00:16:02,568
because he wants to sing by himself.
498
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:05,004
He said no because he doesn't like Seymour!
499
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,073
Now, as I kindly offered in e-mails
500
00:16:07,075 --> 00:16:08,908
that were never responded to,
501
00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:11,010
I am more than happy to help facilitate.
502
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,712
But I will not sit around
503
00:16:12,714 --> 00:16:17,049
and let some stupid random
decision hurt my child!
504
00:16:17,051 --> 00:16:18,117
- I will...
- I know.
505
00:16:18,119 --> 00:16:19,952
You'll burn this place to the ground.
506
00:16:19,954 --> 00:16:22,188
At this point, I'd throw you the match.
507
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,490
[Sighs]
508
00:16:24,492 --> 00:16:25,725
So I did it.
509
00:16:25,727 --> 00:16:27,860
I fought the fight,
and fairness won.
510
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,763
Now every kid who wanted
to got a chance to perform.
511
00:16:30,765 --> 00:16:31,831
[Strums discordant chord]
512
00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:33,332
Wait.
513
00:16:33,334 --> 00:16:35,134
[Strums discordant chord]
514
00:16:35,136 --> 00:16:36,669
Wait.
515
00:16:36,671 --> 00:16:38,571
[Strums discordant chord]
516
00:16:38,573 --> 00:16:39,538
Wait.
517
00:16:41,942 --> 00:16:43,542
[Distant coughing]
518
00:16:53,787 --> 00:16:55,521
- [Dissonant violin playing]
- Dad, it's 3:30,
519
00:16:55,523 --> 00:16:57,423
and they haven't even
gotten to the diplomas yet.
520
00:16:57,425 --> 00:16:59,258
Why are so many kids performing?
521
00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:01,460
When I graduated, like nine kids did it?
522
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,535
Paula made me come up
here to get a better video.
523
00:17:09,537 --> 00:17:10,936
She's crazy like that.
524
00:17:10,938 --> 00:17:13,039
Not as crazy as the parent who
made this whole thing happen,
525
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:14,273
am I right?
526
00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:17,943
Rumor has it some mom went
cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
527
00:17:17,945 --> 00:17:21,647
And finally, I'd like to
introduce our last act...
528
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,649
Troy Tangaroa and Brick Heck.
529
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:26,085
Immediately following their song,
530
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,220
we will hand out diplomas...
531
00:17:28,222 --> 00:17:30,089
if we have any time left.
532
00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:33,426
Why'd he look at you when he said that?
533
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,261
Shut up.
534
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,263
So, after three hours...
535
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,965
- [Ukulele plays]
- ...the moment I had fought for was finally here.
536
00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:43,269
And then I realized, what
exactly had I fought for?
537
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,471
I didn't even know
if Brick could sing.
538
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:51,811
The warmth of your love's
like the warmth from the sun
539
00:17:51,813 --> 00:17:54,780
And this will be our year
540
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,316
Took a long time to come
541
00:17:57,318 --> 00:18:02,188
Troy:
Don't let go of my hand
now, the darkness has gone
542
00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:04,824
This will be our year
543
00:18:04,826 --> 00:18:07,460
Took a long time to come
544
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:11,831
And I won't forget the way you
helped me up when I was down
545
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:14,767
And I won't forget the way you said
546
00:18:14,769 --> 00:18:16,535
"It'll be all right"
547
00:18:16,537 --> 00:18:18,871
You give me faith to go on
548
00:18:18,873 --> 00:18:23,175
Now we're there, and
we've only just begun
549
00:18:23,177 --> 00:18:25,578
-
This will be our year...
- What was I worried about?
550
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:26,679
Brick is amazing.
551
00:18:26,681 --> 00:18:28,380
You know, come to think of it,
552
00:18:28,382 --> 00:18:29,715
he's always been amazing
553
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,851
ever since the day
I laid eyes on him.
554
00:18:31,853 --> 00:18:34,253
The warmth of your smile
555
00:18:34,255 --> 00:18:36,922
Smile for me, little one
556
00:18:36,924 --> 00:18:39,225
And this will be our year
557
00:18:39,227 --> 00:18:42,428
Took a long time to come
558
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:43,562
You don't have to...
559
00:18:43,564 --> 00:18:44,463
Sue: Dad.
560
00:18:44,465 --> 00:18:45,998
We got to leave now. It's 4:00.
561
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,034
- Okay, go.
- [Sighs]
562
00:18:49,036 --> 00:18:50,236
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
563
00:18:51,538 --> 00:18:54,106
Sue!
564
00:18:54,108 --> 00:18:55,074
Brick!
565
00:18:55,076 --> 00:18:56,075
Aww!
566
00:18:56,077 --> 00:18:57,610
Oh, congratulations! You did so good!
567
00:18:57,612 --> 00:18:59,879
I love you so, so much, but I got to go.
568
00:18:59,881 --> 00:19:01,380
Mwah!
569
00:19:01,382 --> 00:19:02,214
[Car door closes]
570
00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:05,151
Frankie: Sue! Wait!
571
00:19:05,153 --> 00:19:06,886
[Sighs]
572
00:19:06,888 --> 00:19:08,287
Bye, Mom.
573
00:19:08,289 --> 00:19:11,790
Have a great summer.
574
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:13,492
Make sure you call me when you get there,
575
00:19:13,494 --> 00:19:15,094
and tell me what your apartment is like
576
00:19:15,096 --> 00:19:16,395
and how your first shift goes
577
00:19:16,397 --> 00:19:17,630
and if you have lice.
578
00:19:17,632 --> 00:19:18,731
- I will.
- [Horn honks]
579
00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:20,099
You can hug in August.
580
00:19:27,073 --> 00:19:28,774
- [Car door closes]
- Mom, you should go.
581
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,743
Get Sue settled into her new place.
582
00:19:30,745 --> 00:19:32,211
What? No.
583
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:35,114
We're getting Bodean's chicken
and celebrating your big day.
584
00:19:35,116 --> 00:19:36,315
That's okay.
585
00:19:36,317 --> 00:19:38,484
I've already had my moment
in the sun thanks to you.
586
00:19:38,486 --> 00:19:40,252
You fought for me.
587
00:19:40,254 --> 00:19:42,488
I mean, I would've given up
way before you did.
588
00:19:42,490 --> 00:19:45,157
[Sighs] Well, it is in your genes.
589
00:19:45,159 --> 00:19:46,192
Are you sure?
590
00:19:50,163 --> 00:19:52,031
- Wait! I'm coming!
- [Brakes squeak]
591
00:19:54,267 --> 00:19:55,568
Take care of your brother.
592
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:57,636
We're getting him the
good chicken from Bodean's.
593
00:19:57,638 --> 00:20:00,272
Spring for some sides, and
I'll pay you back later.
594
00:20:00,274 --> 00:20:01,807
[Car door closes]
595
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:04,076
- Wait!
- [Brakes squeak]
596
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:07,279
I understand Dollywood's
got some great bookstores.
597
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,086
Axl? Could be fun.
598
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,555
That'd be a big no.
599
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,660
[Car door closes]
600
00:20:21,662 --> 00:20:23,696
601
00:20:25,865 --> 00:20:27,633
Wait! Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
602
00:20:27,635 --> 00:20:29,301
[Grunts]
603
00:20:29,303 --> 00:20:31,503
Sue will be in a dorky costume.
604
00:20:31,505 --> 00:20:33,539
Can't miss that.
605
00:20:33,541 --> 00:20:36,809
606
00:20:36,811 --> 00:20:37,910
Brick: I have to go to the bathroom.
607
00:20:37,912 --> 00:20:39,945
- Mike: Already?
- Axl: Good. I'm starving.
608
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,381
Sue: No, we're not stopping!
Mom packed me snacks.
609
00:20:42,383 --> 00:20:44,717
Frankie: [Clicks tongue] Crap.
I forgot the new blue bag.
610
00:20:44,719 --> 00:20:46,619
[All groan]
611
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:49,021
Yep, it was the start
of a great summer.
612
00:20:49,023 --> 00:20:52,157
- Sue crushed it at Dollywood.
- [Southern accent] Follow me to your eatin' spot I will show you,
613
00:20:52,159 --> 00:20:54,627
and then y'all will have a great meal.
614
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,395
Off the heat from
his graduation song,
615
00:20:56,397 --> 00:20:57,663
Brick got invited
616
00:20:57,665 --> 00:21:00,633
to his first-ever
Fourth of July party.
617
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,034
Mike and I splurged
618
00:21:02,036 --> 00:21:05,037
and bought name-brand
batteries for the remote.
619
00:21:05,039 --> 00:21:06,972
And Axl?
620
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:10,209
Well, Axl met the love of his life.
621
00:21:10,211 --> 00:21:12,244
622
00:21:14,247 --> 00:21:16,715
But that's a story for another day.
623
00:21:16,717 --> 00:21:18,284
Frankie: We'll make a
quick stop for burgers.
624
00:21:18,286 --> 00:21:19,985
Brick: Well, I'm kind of
in the mood for Chinese.
625
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,253
Sue: I don't want Chinese.
626
00:21:21,255 --> 00:21:22,588
Well, it's my graduation day.
627
00:21:22,590 --> 00:21:23,989
Axl: Doesn't matter. We're getting ribs.
628
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,457
Mike: I like ribs.
629
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:32,760
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