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[Crow caws]
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Axl: Ugh! What are you
even doing down there?
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You're all up in my space, as per uzhe.
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I'm looking for the Halloween candy
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I bought last March when it was cheaper.
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I hid it from myself so I wouldn't eat it.
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Okay, every word of that was really sad.
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[Sighs]
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Hey, have you figured out
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what you're gonna be for Halloween yet?
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You know, it's almost here,
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and I don't want to be scrambling
around at the last minute
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looking for a costume for you.
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You can't be paper towel
man for a third time.
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Yeah... actually, I decided
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I'm not gonna go trick-or-treating this year.
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What?
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I don't know.
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I think I'm getting a little old for that.
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Aw. You're not going trick-or-treating?
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Aw.
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Mike, he's not going trick-or-treating.
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Good. You hate trick-or-treating.
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Yeah, but if I'd known last
year was gonna be the last time,
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I would've made sure to enjoy it.
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You didn't even take him out last year.
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And the year before that,
didn't Nancy Donahue take him?
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Whatever time I took
him out, whenever it was,
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I wish I'd known that
was gonna be it, okay?
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So, I guess you're just gonna stay home
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and hand out candy with us, then, huh?
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Actually, I think my friend
Cindy is gonna come over.
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Really? She's coming over here?
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Mm.
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Why?
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No reason. We're just gonna hang.
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[Sue humming]
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Okay, here it is, people...
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My Sue-mometer.
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I was feeling kind of stressed
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about how much money I'm
gonna need for college,
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so I thought this would
make me feel better.
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Sure.
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Okay, I know it looks kind of low,
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but this only shows
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my Disney-jar money and my spudsy money.
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I haven't even colored in my
optimist scholarship money.
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Yet.
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[Marker cap pops]
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Maybe if I use thicker markers...
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Oh, God. I am starting to
feel kind of overwhelmed.
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You and me both, pal.
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You and me, both.
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[Sighs]
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What are you doing on my couch?
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Studying, obviously. I have
a huge history paper due.
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[Airplane engine roars]
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So you're watching "Pearl Harbor"?
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If given the choice to learn about stuff
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through Ben Affleck or not,
I always choose Ben Affleck.
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You're not learning
history from this movie.
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You're not even learning
movies from this movie.
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It's not my fault. Professor
hanawalt is so lame.
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Our paper's due Halloween
night. Who does that?
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Well, how long you known about this?
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He sprung it on us like a month ago.
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Axl, it's not gonna get
done if you're sitting here.
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You know what you do?
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You drive to campus, go to the library,
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look at the card catalog,
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you check out a book on the subject...
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I think what your grandpa here is saying
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is that you need to go to a place
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where there's not a lot of distractions,
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and the library is not
a bad place to do that.
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Ugh! I don't like the library.
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It's quiet, it's boring,
and I don't know where it is.
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What does it even mean...
"We're just gonna hang"?
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Does Brick even know how to do that?
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Did you talk to him about hanging?
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- Didn't think I had to.
- Mm.
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I thought it'd be years before
this kind of situation came up.
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[Sighs]
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Well, one thing we know
is, it's gonna be weird.
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'Cause Cindy's got to be
weirder than Brick, right?
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It's gonna be a horse race.
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Oof.
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It's just going so fast, you know?
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Seems like only yesterday
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Brick was dressing up for Halloween
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as some obscure historical character,
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and now he's hanging with a girl.
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Ohh.
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Think we should prep him or something?
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Nah.
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I think we got to just
strap in and enjoy the show.
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[Chuckles]
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[School bell rings]
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Happy Halloween!
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Happy Halloween
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Happy Halloween!
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Okay, whatever that is, I want one.
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What it is is the next big idea
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on the "send Sue to college" plan.
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I'm showing
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"it's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie brown"
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in Mrs. Henley's pumpkin patch.
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Suggested donation... $5.
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Oh, my God, Sue!
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"Great Pumpkin in a pumpkin patch."
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Oh! Move over, genius
who invented man spanx.
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[Snaps fingers] There's a new girl in town.
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[Squeals] Here.
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Hi, Brad.
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Hi, Brad's new freshman friend.
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Uh...
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Never mind.
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I thought you guys graduated.
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Oh, didn't you hear?
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We're the assistant coaches
for the cheerleaders.
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We just couldn't abandon the squad,
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could we, coach court?
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Could not, coach Deb.
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Without us, those poor things
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would've been left with
only coach Campbell,
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who we all know was not a
cheerleader in high school.
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[Smacks lips] All righty, then.
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Do you guys want to come see
a movie in a pumpkin patch?
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Oh. Sounds fun.
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But we're super-busy taking
the squad in a new direction.
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Things were getting kind of stale,
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so we're gonna revamp
the Orson high cheer style
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using hip-hop moves, only sharper.
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But not only that.
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Yeah, pretty much that.
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But not totally.
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[Chuckles] Anyway...
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We love sharing an apartment
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and spending every single
second of the day together.
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Good luck with your movie in the dirt.
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Thank...You.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Oh, Mike, could you grab the door?
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And here.
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Why are we giving out Easter eggs?
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'Cause I hid the Easter
candy behind the frosting,
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and I figured by the time I
ate through all the frosting,
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I'd be too sick for the
Easter candy, and I was right.
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Just go.
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Oh, and use your Frankenstein voice.
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[Groans]
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Yes! That's the one.
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Happy Halloween.
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Oh, hey. Look at you.
You're a...Safari girl.
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I'm not dressed up. I just like it.
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You must be Brick's friend.
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Hi, Cindy. Come on in.
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Hi, Cindy.
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Whoop!
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I came at 7:00.
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Actually, I came at 6:53,
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but I stood in the bushes till 7:00.
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Cool.
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TV's in here.
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Did you hear that? "The TV's in here."
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My boy's got game.
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Brad: Question.
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Do I have to donate twice
since I'm dressed as...
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Danny...And...Sandy. From "Grease"?
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[Chuckles] Wow.
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Oh, just wow, Brad.
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Amazing costume.
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[Gasps]
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You make a very pretty Sandy
and such a handsome Danny!
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It is so confusing and yet so you!
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[Chuckles]
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Sue, look at this place. Oh!
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I am hopelessly devoted
to this pumpkin patch.
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Where is everybody?
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Well...The movie is supposed to start now,
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but I think people are just
finishing up trick-or-treating.
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You know the "Peanuts" fans...
They're a late-arriving crowd.
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Well, we've got our spot,
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and we are so glad we beat the rush.
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"And that's when America declared victory."
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Blah, blah, blah, blah.
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"But I believe Ben Affleck
put it best when he said,
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"those bastards will think twice
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before they bomb us again."
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[Laughs] Whoo!
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I'm done!
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[Crickets chirping]
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Frankie: So, Axl was with
books and Brick was with a girl.
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I'm chalking this one up to Halloween.
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Man on TV: And in the case of
male tigers, on access to females,
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a tigress may have a territory
of 20 square kilometers,
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while the territories
of males are much larger,
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covering 60 to 100 kilometers.
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While females can at times be aggressive
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towards other females...
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Okay, this has to be the
oddest thing I've ever seen,
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but it seems to be working.
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[Doors rattle]
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No. No! No! No! No! Don't be dead!
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[Groans]
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Ooh!
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Whoa.
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[Dial tone]
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God, how can they do this?!
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Uh...
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Ooh. "Operator."
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[Dial turns]
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[Ringing] Oh, my God.
This is taking forever.
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Woman: This is the east Indiana
state university operator system.
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Yes! [Chuckling] Yes!
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If you'd like to dial
out, please press "1."
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To reach campus security, please press "2."
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[Chuckles]
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I would very much like to
do both of these things,
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but there's no buttons!
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It's just some weird wheely thing.
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Oh! This phone is from "the Flintstones"!
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[Grunts]
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Help!
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Help!!
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Trick or treat! Trick
or treat! Trick or treat!
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[Laughing] Aww!
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Happy Halloween! You look great!
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Have a good night.
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Man on TV: Territorial disputes can be...
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Uh, where's Brick?
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He left.
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What do you mean, "he left"?
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He decided he wanted to go
trick-or-treating after all.
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Okay. Great.
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I'm sure he'll be right back.
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Mike...
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He ditched her.
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What?
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Yeah, he's gone. Your son
decided to go trick-or-treating.
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Aw, man.
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I'm calling his cell.
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I knew he wasn't ready for hanging.
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Hanging is a very s...
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[Cellphone vibrating]
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Tell me why we bought this, again.
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[Telephone beeps]
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He's blowing it, Mike.
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That's what he's doing. He's blowing it.
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Well, we're just gonna have to do something
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to entertain her until he gets back.
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Okay, follow me on this.
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Unless we don't.
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Look, Mike, he doesn't
exactly have a ton of options.
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You've heard about "the one that got away."
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She might literally be "the one."
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You know, Sue, it's getting pretty late.
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Maybe you should call it a night.
262
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No, Brad. You got to have faith.
263
00:09:28,784 --> 00:09:30,252
They'll come.
264
00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:33,855
They'll come, and my
college fund will grow.
265
00:09:33,923 --> 00:09:37,159
[Ringtone plays]
266
00:09:37,226 --> 00:09:38,126
Oh, no.
267
00:09:38,194 --> 00:09:39,294
What is it?
268
00:09:39,362 --> 00:09:41,229
Oh, no. This is the worst news ever.
269
00:09:41,297 --> 00:09:43,732
Okay, would you feel better
hearing it from Danny or Sandy?
270
00:09:43,799 --> 00:09:45,734
And do you want it sung,
like "Summer Lovin',"
271
00:09:45,801 --> 00:09:47,936
or spoken through, like
"Stranded At The Drive-in"?
272
00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,871
Can I maybe just hear it from Brad?
273
00:09:49,939 --> 00:09:51,406
[Sighs]
274
00:09:51,474 --> 00:09:53,141
I know why nobody's here, Sue.
275
00:09:53,209 --> 00:09:55,277
Courtney and Debbie,
after not liking your idea,
276
00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:57,579
apparently did like your
idea enough to steal it.
277
00:09:57,647 --> 00:09:59,347
They're showing "Poltergeist"
in the graveyard,
278
00:09:59,415 --> 00:10:00,615
and everybody's there.
279
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,017
And they don't just have popcorn.
280
00:10:02,084 --> 00:10:05,310
They have... and I'm so
sorry I have to say this...
281
00:10:05,954 --> 00:10:06,987
Kettle corn.
282
00:10:07,055 --> 00:10:08,422
Seriously?
283
00:10:10,225 --> 00:10:12,526
Okay. No. You know what? It's fine.
284
00:10:12,594 --> 00:10:14,094
I mean, come on.
285
00:10:14,162 --> 00:10:18,065
A scary movie in a graveyard on Halloween?
286
00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:20,267
It's a little clich?, don't you think?
287
00:10:20,335 --> 00:10:22,342
You're right. You're right, Sue.
288
00:10:22,536 --> 00:10:23,770
People will come.
289
00:10:23,838 --> 00:10:25,572
And we will wait for
them as long as it takes.
290
00:10:25,639 --> 00:10:27,540
Even though I spent eight
hours on this costume,
291
00:10:27,608 --> 00:10:29,075
I don't care if nobody ever sees it.
292
00:10:29,877 --> 00:10:30,777
Just go.
293
00:10:30,845 --> 00:10:32,112
Oh! Thank you!
294
00:10:32,180 --> 00:10:33,947
Sandy and Danny may be
there collecting compliments,
295
00:10:34,015 --> 00:10:36,716
but Brad's heart stays right
here in this pumpkin patch.
296
00:10:36,784 --> 00:10:37,884
I promise.
297
00:10:44,525 --> 00:10:46,059
...and adult elephants...
298
00:10:46,127 --> 00:10:48,829
So, what do your parents do?
299
00:10:48,896 --> 00:10:50,463
I don't know.
300
00:10:50,531 --> 00:10:51,832
That's fine.
301
00:10:51,899 --> 00:10:53,800
You don't need to know
that. You're just a kid.
302
00:10:56,337 --> 00:10:58,772
Hey, are you hungry?
Can I get you something?
303
00:10:58,840 --> 00:10:59,873
A snack?
304
00:10:59,941 --> 00:11:01,341
I'll take some shrimp.
305
00:11:01,409 --> 00:11:05,111
Well...We might have just run out.
306
00:11:05,179 --> 00:11:07,147
Then nothing.
307
00:11:09,783 --> 00:11:11,050
You need to go get shrimp.
308
00:11:11,118 --> 00:11:12,518
- Shrimp?
- Yes... shrimp.
309
00:11:12,586 --> 00:11:14,754
Cindy's hungry, and the only
thing she wants is shrimp.
310
00:11:14,822 --> 00:11:16,089
We don't even eat shrimp.
311
00:11:16,156 --> 00:11:17,690
We're gonna go out and
get some stranger shrimp?
312
00:11:17,758 --> 00:11:20,426
She's not some stranger, Mike.
She's a girl who likes our son.
313
00:11:20,494 --> 00:11:22,028
I'm not getting shrimp.
314
00:11:22,096 --> 00:11:23,396
[Scoffs] Fine.
315
00:11:23,464 --> 00:11:24,530
Then I will get the shrimp,
316
00:11:24,598 --> 00:11:25,698
and you go in there and talk to her.
317
00:11:25,766 --> 00:11:27,200
Her name is Cindy. She has an older sister.
318
00:11:27,267 --> 00:11:29,335
- She doesn't know what her parents do...
- I'll get the shrimp.
319
00:11:32,373 --> 00:11:34,607
[Groans]
320
00:11:34,675 --> 00:11:36,709
Oh. Hey, dude. [Chuckles]
321
00:11:36,777 --> 00:11:39,545
So, you're trapped in here, too, huh?
322
00:11:39,613 --> 00:11:40,613
[Inhales deeply]
323
00:11:40,681 --> 00:11:42,482
'Sup? [Clicks tongue] I'm Axl.
324
00:11:42,549 --> 00:11:45,518
I don't know who you are, so
maybe I'll just call you...
325
00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:46,786
Lebron.
326
00:11:46,854 --> 00:11:50,456
Yep. Looks like I'm
stuck here till morning.
327
00:11:50,524 --> 00:11:52,024
But it's cool. Totally cool.
328
00:11:52,092 --> 00:11:54,260
I have the gift of
being able to fall asleep
329
00:11:54,328 --> 00:11:55,595
pretty much anywhere, so...
330
00:11:55,662 --> 00:11:57,663
Yeah. Night, Lebron.
331
00:11:57,731 --> 00:11:58,965
[Groans]
332
00:11:59,032 --> 00:12:00,566
Aah!
333
00:12:08,339 --> 00:12:09,539
Frankie: There comes a time when
faith can only take you so far
334
00:12:09,607 --> 00:12:12,809
and you have to give
up... unless you're Sue.
335
00:12:16,177 --> 00:12:18,111
[Sue shivering]
336
00:12:18,179 --> 00:12:19,621
Oh. Shoot.
337
00:12:20,148 --> 00:12:23,083
I must have missed the movie, huh?
338
00:12:23,151 --> 00:12:24,585
Oh! No! No, no, no, no!
339
00:12:24,653 --> 00:12:26,186
No, you are right on time.
340
00:12:26,254 --> 00:12:28,422
[Chuckling] Well, happy to hear that.
341
00:12:28,490 --> 00:12:31,492
I was at home trying to watch TV,
342
00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:32,626
but...Pbht!
343
00:12:32,694 --> 00:12:35,696
There's just too many buttons nowadays.
344
00:12:35,764 --> 00:12:37,264
Well, I'm really glad you came.
345
00:12:37,332 --> 00:12:38,465
Right this way.
346
00:12:38,533 --> 00:12:40,100
Let me show you to your hay bale.
347
00:12:40,168 --> 00:12:41,268
Ahh.
348
00:12:41,336 --> 00:12:44,104
Help yourself to a wheelbarrow of popcorn.
349
00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:48,003
And here is your ziplock
baggy of raisinets.
350
00:12:52,879 --> 00:12:54,246
[Door closes]
351
00:12:54,314 --> 00:12:55,314
Got the shrimp.
352
00:12:55,382 --> 00:12:56,715
Ah. Good, 'cause I'm dying here.
353
00:12:56,783 --> 00:12:58,684
I thought I could make
Cindy some caramel apples,
354
00:12:58,752 --> 00:13:01,186
but all I could find was a pack
of peeps and a black banana.
355
00:13:01,254 --> 00:13:02,421
And I ate the peeps.
356
00:13:02,489 --> 00:13:03,589
I have a problem.
357
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,758
Well, we better get on this.
358
00:13:05,825 --> 00:13:07,326
The guy at the frugal Hoosier said
359
00:13:07,394 --> 00:13:09,295
this shrimp's got to be
eaten within the hour.
360
00:13:09,362 --> 00:13:10,796
You have any idea how to make this?
361
00:13:10,864 --> 00:13:12,898
I have no clue. We'll just throw
it in a pan with some butter.
362
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:13,999
That works for everything.
363
00:13:16,436 --> 00:13:17,903
Next year at this same time,
364
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:21,228
I'll find a pumpkin patch that is real...
365
00:13:21,407 --> 00:13:24,291
Gets better every time.
366
00:13:24,343 --> 00:13:26,978
It does, doesn't it?
367
00:13:27,046 --> 00:13:32,283
I always feel bad about
that, uh, Linus kid, though.
368
00:13:32,351 --> 00:13:33,985
He's so crushed
369
00:13:34,053 --> 00:13:36,888
when the Great Pumpkin
doesn't turn up at the end.
370
00:13:36,956 --> 00:13:38,156
Really?
371
00:13:38,224 --> 00:13:40,124
I don't think it's sad at all.
372
00:13:40,192 --> 00:13:41,459
To me, it just shows
373
00:13:41,527 --> 00:13:44,295
that you don't always
get what you hoped for,
374
00:13:44,363 --> 00:13:46,097
but you can still keep trying.
375
00:13:46,165 --> 00:13:47,098
[Chuckles]
376
00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:48,233
Uh...
377
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,001
Oh. No. Please.
378
00:13:50,069 --> 00:13:51,836
You don't have to worry about that.
379
00:13:51,904 --> 00:13:54,873
I'm just glad that you came
and you had a nice time.
380
00:13:55,073 --> 00:13:58,275
After all the trouble you
went to to set this all up?
381
00:13:58,343 --> 00:14:00,311
No, no, no, no, no. I insist.
382
00:14:02,247 --> 00:14:06,548
All righty. I better get on with it.
383
00:14:08,252 --> 00:14:12,088
The Great Pumpkin may have
left some presents at my house.
384
00:14:12,156 --> 00:14:13,189
[Clicks tongue]
385
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,394
[Chuckles]
386
00:14:21,632 --> 00:14:24,567
Hey, Cindy. Look what I whipped up.
387
00:14:24,635 --> 00:14:27,670
Man on TV: With small prey,
the tiger bites the nape,
388
00:14:27,738 --> 00:14:29,539
often breaking the spinal cord...
389
00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:32,275
That's all you want?
390
00:14:33,143 --> 00:14:34,610
I'm good.
391
00:14:34,678 --> 00:14:36,112
Okay.
392
00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:39,315
'Cause, you know, it's kind
of a special, special thing...
393
00:14:39,383 --> 00:14:41,717
That we were so happy to make for you,
394
00:14:41,785 --> 00:14:45,123
because you're our guest and
we are so happy to have...
395
00:14:45,322 --> 00:14:47,056
Oh, look! Brick's back.
396
00:14:47,123 --> 00:14:49,959
I mean, we knew he'd be
back, but isn't that great?
397
00:14:50,026 --> 00:14:52,094
Brick, can I talk to you for a minute?
398
00:14:52,162 --> 00:14:53,229
Brick: Sure.
399
00:14:54,096 --> 00:14:55,597
What were you thinking?
400
00:14:55,641 --> 00:14:58,693
You don't just disappear
after you invite somebody over.
401
00:14:58,801 --> 00:15:01,403
A man doesn't treat a
woman he likes that way.
402
00:15:01,471 --> 00:15:02,604
Uh, no offense, mom,
403
00:15:02,672 --> 00:15:04,639
but I got a girl to come to my house.
404
00:15:04,707 --> 00:15:06,274
I think I'm doing all right.
405
00:15:06,342 --> 00:15:08,910
Yeah, but the goal is to get
her to come back a second time.
406
00:15:08,978 --> 00:15:11,880
I-it's about chivalry.
407
00:15:11,948 --> 00:15:12,948
Tell him, Mike.
408
00:15:13,015 --> 00:15:14,082
Brick, you like her,
409
00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:16,150
and you want her to like you back, right?
410
00:15:16,418 --> 00:15:18,186
In an ideal world, yes.
411
00:15:18,254 --> 00:15:20,855
Okay, so... you hold the door open for her,
412
00:15:20,923 --> 00:15:22,657
you help her out if she's
carrying something heavy,
413
00:15:22,725 --> 00:15:24,125
and you don't leave in
the middle of the date
414
00:15:24,193 --> 00:15:25,560
to go trick-or-treating.
415
00:15:25,628 --> 00:15:28,129
I asked her if she wanted to
go with me, and she said no.
416
00:15:28,197 --> 00:15:30,765
And that's why you needed to stay home.
417
00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:33,468
Why would I stay home if I wanted to go?
418
00:15:33,536 --> 00:15:36,471
Because as a man, you don't
get to do what you want.
419
00:15:37,439 --> 00:15:38,972
What? Why?
420
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,874
You ever want to kiss her?
421
00:15:40,942 --> 00:15:42,876
I did enjoy that kiss
I got in north Carolina.
422
00:15:42,944 --> 00:15:44,845
Well, if you ever want
to get one in Indiana,
423
00:15:44,913 --> 00:15:46,714
you got to do all kinds of
things you don't want to do.
424
00:15:46,781 --> 00:15:48,315
What kind of things?
425
00:15:48,383 --> 00:15:50,684
Uh...Go see movies
you're not interested in,
426
00:15:50,752 --> 00:15:53,187
go to brunch, go to church,
427
00:15:53,254 --> 00:15:55,723
do errands together, for some reason.
428
00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:57,825
Uh... call the electric company,
429
00:15:57,892 --> 00:15:59,860
mute the game so she
can tell you her dreams.
430
00:15:59,928 --> 00:16:01,195
Okay, just to be clear,
431
00:16:01,262 --> 00:16:04,176
women do a lot of things
we don't want to do, either.
432
00:16:05,599 --> 00:16:07,867
Birthday.
433
00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:09,235
Eh.
434
00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:11,771
Wow. Getting a kiss is
sounding very complicated.
435
00:16:11,839 --> 00:16:13,806
Okay, okay. I get what you're saying.
436
00:16:13,874 --> 00:16:15,808
Chivalry... I'm on it.
437
00:16:15,876 --> 00:16:17,844
So I should probably get
back out there, right?
438
00:16:17,912 --> 00:16:19,879
Oh, my God. Yes. How
long have we been in here?
439
00:16:19,947 --> 00:16:20,947
Let's go. Let's go.
440
00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:24,450
How long until you get to start
doing things you want to do?
441
00:16:24,518 --> 00:16:26,019
I'll let you know.
442
00:16:37,131 --> 00:16:39,265
$50!
443
00:16:41,869 --> 00:16:43,336
Hey!
444
00:16:43,404 --> 00:16:45,204
[Laughs]
445
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,742
All right.
446
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,577
I know I kind of freaked out back there,
447
00:16:51,645 --> 00:16:54,847
but just so you know...
[Chuckles] I'm not that guy.
448
00:16:54,915 --> 00:16:57,149
I haven't needed a night-light
in, like, five years,
449
00:16:57,217 --> 00:17:00,352
so, yeah... not scared of anything, really.
450
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,820
[Chuckles]
451
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,022
[Sighs]
452
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:05,191
I think I'm just not used to being alone.
453
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,560
I usually have my family or friends around.
454
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:09,828
I'm a super-popular guy.
455
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,229
I mean, I don't know if feather salesmen
456
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,631
were popular in your time.
457
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,500
I assume that's what you
are... a feather salesman.
458
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:18,462
But yeah, spending time
alone is good, right?
459
00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:20,905
I mean, you're alone
with your thoughts, so...
460
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:22,573
What are my thoughts?
461
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:24,375
[Chuckles]
462
00:17:24,442 --> 00:17:27,111
What...Are... [snaps fingers] My thoughts?
463
00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:29,380
Um...
464
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:32,817
Been thinking a lot about college lately.
465
00:17:32,884 --> 00:17:34,718
Uh... [clears throat]
466
00:17:34,786 --> 00:17:36,954
Well...
467
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:39,156
More about what happens
when college is over.
468
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,091
'Cause, see, I'm a business major now,
469
00:17:41,159 --> 00:17:43,294
and I don't even really
know what that means.
470
00:17:43,361 --> 00:17:46,597
Uh, am I gonna be a businessman?
471
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,799
Am I gonna go on business
trips with my briefcase
472
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,868
and visit different
branches of my business?
473
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,169
Or will I be one of those guys
474
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,971
who owns some kind of outdoor business
475
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,906
and visits jobsites in a cool windbreaker?
476
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:58,309
I just think maybe if I
knew what I'd be wearing,
477
00:17:58,376 --> 00:18:00,244
I could work backwards from there,
478
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:02,346
'cause no one is telling
me what I should do.
479
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,468
[Chuckles] No one.
480
00:18:04,615 --> 00:18:05,915
I mean, your whole life,
people are telling you,
481
00:18:05,983 --> 00:18:07,283
"next year, you're
gonna go to kindergarten,
482
00:18:07,351 --> 00:18:08,551
then you're going to high school,
483
00:18:08,619 --> 00:18:09,953
then you're going to
college," and then, bam!
484
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:11,254
People stop telling you
what you're supposed to do,
485
00:18:11,322 --> 00:18:12,522
and you're supposed to just figure it out.
486
00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:15,191
And all I know is, my
dad still ties my ties!
487
00:18:15,259 --> 00:18:16,993
How am I supposed to be a businessman
488
00:18:17,061 --> 00:18:19,028
if I can't even tie my own ties?
489
00:18:19,096 --> 00:18:21,397
[Chuckling] It's... ugh.
490
00:18:21,465 --> 00:18:23,399
[Sighs]
491
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:27,337
The truth is, Lebron...
492
00:18:27,404 --> 00:18:28,671
I'm not sure my awesomeness
493
00:18:28,739 --> 00:18:30,640
is gonna translate into the real world.
494
00:18:31,775 --> 00:18:34,244
Maybe I...Peaked?
495
00:18:34,311 --> 00:18:36,379
[Exhales sharply]
496
00:18:36,447 --> 00:18:37,680
I just...
497
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,851
I don't know anything about my future,
498
00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:43,620
and when I think about that...
499
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,688
[Sighs]
500
00:18:45,756 --> 00:18:48,458
...I'm scared, man.
501
00:18:48,525 --> 00:18:50,960
I'm really scared.
502
00:18:51,028 --> 00:18:52,695
[Sighs]
503
00:18:58,259 --> 00:19:00,819
Frankie: So, Axl made it through
his first real night alone.
504
00:19:09,369 --> 00:19:10,469
[Groans]
505
00:19:12,872 --> 00:19:14,206
[Clears throat]
506
00:19:15,408 --> 00:19:16,642
Lates, Lebron.
507
00:19:16,709 --> 00:19:18,577
[Pats]
508
00:19:18,645 --> 00:19:19,878
[Clears throat]
509
00:19:19,946 --> 00:19:23,815
Library closes at 8:00,
just so everybody knows.
510
00:19:23,883 --> 00:19:25,350
And the rest of us were glad
511
00:19:25,418 --> 00:19:28,220
we made it through the
weirdest Halloween yet.
512
00:19:28,288 --> 00:19:31,290
And the best part...
Leftovers for breakfast.
513
00:19:31,357 --> 00:19:35,127
Okay, I know my $50 sliver
doesn't seem like much,
514
00:19:35,194 --> 00:19:38,397
but if I get 800 more slivers,
515
00:19:38,464 --> 00:19:40,532
that is one year of college.
516
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:45,170
And then, three more years,
that's only 2,400 slivers.
517
00:19:45,238 --> 00:19:46,872
[Giggles] I don't know about you guys,
518
00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:48,540
but to me, that seems pretty doable.
519
00:19:48,608 --> 00:19:51,643
[Door opens, closes]
520
00:19:51,711 --> 00:19:53,478
Hey, Axl. What are you doing here?
521
00:19:53,546 --> 00:19:55,280
Nothing... just wanted some breakfast
522
00:19:55,348 --> 00:19:57,115
and to see what you losers were up to.
523
00:19:57,183 --> 00:19:58,417
Did you get that paper done?
524
00:19:58,484 --> 00:20:00,052
Oh, yeah. Whole two minutes early.
525
00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:01,353
Told you I was on top of it.
526
00:20:01,421 --> 00:20:03,021
[Sighs]
527
00:20:03,089 --> 00:20:07,025
Hey, you know, I've been kind
of thinking about my major.
528
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,317
Mm. About business?
529
00:20:08,395 --> 00:20:09,328
Yeah.
530
00:20:09,396 --> 00:20:11,263
What is...
531
00:20:11,331 --> 00:20:12,264
It?
532
00:20:14,434 --> 00:20:16,068
You don't know what business is?
533
00:20:16,136 --> 00:20:16,969
No.
534
00:20:17,037 --> 00:20:18,871
Well, I know, but, like...
535
00:20:18,938 --> 00:20:21,807
Okay, I graduate in business,
536
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:24,410
so then, what do I do... exactly?
537
00:20:25,077 --> 00:20:26,411
- Mm.
- Oh, my gosh.
538
00:20:26,479 --> 00:20:28,647
I could see you doing so many things.
539
00:20:28,714 --> 00:20:30,749
I mean, you're so good with people,
540
00:20:30,816 --> 00:20:31,950
you could go into sales...
541
00:20:32,018 --> 00:20:34,119
Maybe be one of those
pharmaceutical salesmen?
542
00:20:34,186 --> 00:20:36,755
I think the most important
thing is to work for a company
543
00:20:36,822 --> 00:20:38,657
that gives out free
pens with the logo on it.
544
00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:40,025
Okay, not helping.
545
00:20:40,092 --> 00:20:42,093
Relax, Axl. You don't have
to figure it out right now.
546
00:20:42,161 --> 00:20:43,316
You're only a sophomore.
547
00:20:43,462 --> 00:20:44,896
Yeah, and when you graduate,
548
00:20:44,964 --> 00:20:47,132
the school has, like,
job-placement counselors
549
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,816
to help you out with those things.
550
00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:50,335
Really?
551
00:20:50,403 --> 00:20:51,703
Whew! [Chuckles]
552
00:20:51,771 --> 00:20:53,105
I feel so much better now.
553
00:20:53,172 --> 00:20:55,613
Suck it, future! I'll be
worried about you later.
554
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:56,808
Sue, hit me.
555
00:20:56,876 --> 00:20:58,454
Frankie: Yep, when
you're just starting out,
556
00:20:58,501 --> 00:21:00,594
the world can seem like a scary place.
557
00:21:01,352 --> 00:21:03,274
But sometimes just knowing your family
558
00:21:03,299 --> 00:21:04,544
is there to come home to
559
00:21:04,576 --> 00:21:06,909
makes you feel a little less alone.
560
00:21:07,428 --> 00:21:09,514
And that's not scary at all.
561
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,357
Okay, Brick, one more time...
562
00:21:11,405 --> 00:21:14,061
what should you do when you
pick up a girl for a date?
563
00:21:14,084 --> 00:21:16,107
Stare in her bedroom
window to see if she's home?
564
00:21:16,139 --> 00:21:18,373
- [Imitates buzzer]
- That is not the right answer.
565
00:21:18,405 --> 00:21:20,201
Walk in and look at her
books until she's ready?
566
00:21:20,248 --> 00:21:21,459
- Nope.
- No, come on.
567
00:21:21,484 --> 00:21:22,252
No. That's better.
568
00:21:22,277 --> 00:21:23,920
Talk to her parents until she's ready?
569
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:24,949
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
570
00:21:24,988 --> 00:21:26,136
There you go! All right!
571
00:21:26,183 --> 00:21:28,175
Really? That's the right
answer? That was my joke answer.
572
00:21:28,207 --> 00:21:29,207
[Chuckles]
573
00:21:29,257 --> 00:21:33,807
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