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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,628 --> 00:00:05,377 - Synced and Corrected by peterbrito - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:10,125 Oh, damn it. Where are all the spoons?! 3 00:00:10,126 --> 00:00:11,592 Ugh. [Sighs] 4 00:00:11,593 --> 00:00:13,307 Sorry, Brick. This will have to do. 5 00:00:13,308 --> 00:00:14,737 Hey, if you get a chance, 6 00:00:14,738 --> 00:00:16,457 bring some spoons home from the cafeteria. 7 00:00:16,458 --> 00:00:18,456 It's not stealing 'cause we pay taxes. 8 00:00:18,457 --> 00:00:21,603 Okay, I looked everywhere, and I can't find any towels. 9 00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:23,768 Okay, this is driving me crazy. 10 00:00:23,769 --> 00:00:25,570 I mean, this morning when I got out of the shower, 11 00:00:25,571 --> 00:00:27,833 I had to dry off with a bath mat. 12 00:00:27,834 --> 00:00:29,738 Nothing is where it's supposed to be. 13 00:00:29,739 --> 00:00:32,345 Is this dementia? Is it finally here? 14 00:00:32,346 --> 00:00:33,975 Where the hell's everything going? 15 00:00:34,438 --> 00:00:36,020 [Axl whistles] 16 00:00:36,021 --> 00:00:37,708 [Utensils clatter] 17 00:00:37,709 --> 00:00:39,548 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 18 00:00:39,549 --> 00:00:42,644 Unlike you, the government doesn't just give me stuff. 19 00:00:42,645 --> 00:00:44,436 The government doesn't give us stuff. 20 00:00:44,437 --> 00:00:46,160 If it did, we'd have better stuff. 21 00:00:46,161 --> 00:00:47,249 [Sniffs] Oh! Pbht! 22 00:00:47,250 --> 00:00:49,755 If you people would stop thinking only about yourselves, 23 00:00:49,756 --> 00:00:52,618 you'd remember, hutch and I are in our own house now. 24 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:54,239 And by the way, when they say a place is unfurnished, 25 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:55,247 they don't give you anything. 26 00:00:55,248 --> 00:00:58,031 No silverware, no furniture, no accent pillows, nothing. 27 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:01,070 Ooh. Eh. I doubt we'll make soup. 28 00:01:01,071 --> 00:01:04,511 Axl, you can't just come in here and start stealing our stuff. 29 00:01:04,512 --> 00:01:07,086 Uh, last time I checked, there was five of us in this family, 30 00:01:07,087 --> 00:01:09,691 so, legally, I own 30% of everything. 31 00:01:10,857 --> 00:01:13,086 It's my house, and you're not taking any of it. 32 00:01:13,087 --> 00:01:14,159 - Put it back. - [Groans] 33 00:01:14,907 --> 00:01:16,929 You know when you die, it's all mine anyway, right? 34 00:01:16,930 --> 00:01:18,097 I'm the male heir. 35 00:01:18,098 --> 00:01:20,116 It's just sad you won't let me have this stuff now 36 00:01:20,117 --> 00:01:21,619 so you can watch me enjoy it. 37 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:23,600 - Guess what. - Nobody likes you? 38 00:01:23,601 --> 00:01:25,831 - Can't ruin my day, Axl. - Ooh, a challenge. 39 00:01:25,832 --> 00:01:28,861 Anyway, thank God I took the A.C.T.s a second time 40 00:01:28,862 --> 00:01:30,835 because I just heard from Ms. Marsh, 41 00:01:30,836 --> 00:01:32,036 the Guidance Counselor, 42 00:01:32,037 --> 00:01:34,218 that my scores went through the roof! 43 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,275 She actually used the phrase "through the roof"! 44 00:01:36,276 --> 00:01:37,987 - Oh, way to go, Sue. - Oh, that's great. 45 00:01:37,988 --> 00:01:39,140 Snore. 46 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:40,328 Sue: You know what this means, right? 47 00:01:40,329 --> 00:01:42,886 This opens up a whole new list of possibilities 48 00:01:42,887 --> 00:01:44,502 of where I can go to college. 49 00:01:44,503 --> 00:01:48,727 [Gasps] We're talking Denison, Michigan, Wheaton, Oberlin. 50 00:01:48,728 --> 00:01:51,850 Yep, my future is wide-open. 51 00:01:51,851 --> 00:01:53,499 [Shrieks shrilly] 52 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:54,797 - [Groans] - [Sighs] 53 00:01:54,798 --> 00:01:57,779 - We're screwed. - We are so screwed. 54 00:01:57,780 --> 00:01:59,521 How are we gonna afford to send her to college?! 55 00:01:59,522 --> 00:02:01,705 Who told her to take the A.C.T. a second time? 56 00:02:01,706 --> 00:02:02,753 [Sighs] Was that your idea? 57 00:02:02,754 --> 00:02:05,797 You take your low score, a-and you live with it. 58 00:02:05,798 --> 00:02:07,971 That's what we did, and we turned out okay. 59 00:02:07,972 --> 00:02:09,756 You know, this is really our fault. 60 00:02:09,757 --> 00:02:12,931 Always encouraging her, telling her she can do anything. 61 00:02:12,932 --> 00:02:14,574 We just got to be honest with her, Frankie. 62 00:02:14,575 --> 00:02:16,016 She's talking about all these private 63 00:02:16,017 --> 00:02:17,367 and out-of-state schools. 64 00:02:17,368 --> 00:02:19,078 She's go to know that's probably not going to happen. 65 00:02:19,079 --> 00:02:20,634 Well, we don't know. 66 00:02:20,635 --> 00:02:22,220 [Scoffs] Pretty sure we do. 67 00:02:22,221 --> 00:02:24,619 Well, we don't. I mean, who knows? 68 00:02:24,620 --> 00:02:26,458 Maybe there'll be one of those billionaires 69 00:02:26,459 --> 00:02:27,659 that comes into the class 70 00:02:27,660 --> 00:02:29,339 and offers to pay everyone's college. 71 00:02:30,364 --> 00:02:31,391 Are you drunk? 72 00:02:32,276 --> 00:02:33,987 I might have had a beer. 73 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:35,298 [Scoffs] 74 00:02:35,299 --> 00:02:36,362 Come on, Mike. 75 00:02:36,363 --> 00:02:37,994 You saw how excited she was... 76 00:02:37,995 --> 00:02:40,274 that little sparkle of hope in her eyes. 77 00:02:40,275 --> 00:02:42,299 Oh. We used to have that. 78 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:44,113 Hmm. Promise me... 79 00:02:44,114 --> 00:02:46,457 please promise me you won't say anything. 80 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,569 We're not dashing her dreams right now. 81 00:02:48,570 --> 00:02:51,536 Right now we are gonna do everything we can possibly do 82 00:02:51,537 --> 00:02:52,913 to get her into college. 83 00:02:52,914 --> 00:02:55,696 And we can keep dream dashing in our pocket 84 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:56,793 as a solid plan "B". 85 00:02:57,653 --> 00:02:59,979 I guess I can always try to pick up some extra work 86 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,064 at Little Betty. 87 00:03:01,065 --> 00:03:02,976 Yeah, no, I'll find something, too. 88 00:03:02,977 --> 00:03:05,024 It's not all bad 89 00:03:05,025 --> 00:03:07,879 'cause when you come home, you'll smell like cake. 90 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,423 [Chuckles lightly] 91 00:03:09,424 --> 00:03:12,696 [Sighs] 92 00:03:14,185 --> 00:03:16,399 A shower chair! 93 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,824 Dude, this is so cool. 94 00:03:17,825 --> 00:03:20,055 We've been standing up like idiots for years. 95 00:03:20,056 --> 00:03:21,320 Definitely take. 96 00:03:21,321 --> 00:03:22,912 Ho-ho! Whoa! 97 00:03:23,523 --> 00:03:25,227 Check out this fondue set. 98 00:03:25,228 --> 00:03:26,776 We can have fondue night. 99 00:03:26,777 --> 00:03:29,152 I thought mom said you couldn't take any more of our stuff. 100 00:03:29,153 --> 00:03:31,016 Mom said I could take anything I want down here... 101 00:03:31,017 --> 00:03:33,225 including you, if I wanted to, which I don't. 102 00:03:33,226 --> 00:03:35,494 But I still could, so I'm like a God right now, 103 00:03:35,495 --> 00:03:36,495 determining your fate, 104 00:03:36,496 --> 00:03:39,067 so I would choose my next words carefully. 105 00:03:39,068 --> 00:03:41,591 [Claps] Whoo! [Grunts] 106 00:03:41,592 --> 00:03:43,045 Oh. 107 00:03:46,932 --> 00:03:48,166 Hey, is that... 108 00:03:48,167 --> 00:03:50,006 It is! 109 00:03:50,007 --> 00:03:51,763 My old "Farmer Says" toy. 110 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:53,056 [Cord cranks] 111 00:03:53,057 --> 00:03:55,375 Automated voice: This is a pig. Oink, oink. 112 00:03:56,696 --> 00:03:59,158 Oh, wow. It's my old math buddy. 113 00:03:59,159 --> 00:04:01,336 Mom said I left you out in the rain. 114 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,201 8 times 8 is... 115 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,362 - 72! - 64. 116 00:04:06,363 --> 00:04:08,538 Oh, no wonder it's down here. It's broken. 117 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:09,598 [Sighs] 118 00:04:23,669 --> 00:04:25,032 Hello, mother. 119 00:04:25,033 --> 00:04:27,001 Look what I found in the basement. 120 00:04:29,729 --> 00:04:30,824 Remember this? 121 00:04:30,825 --> 00:04:32,496 [Siren wailing] 122 00:04:32,497 --> 00:04:33,632 [Chuckles nervously] 123 00:04:34,687 --> 00:04:36,726 You said these disappeared. 124 00:04:36,727 --> 00:04:38,862 Well, they did... 125 00:04:38,863 --> 00:04:41,079 Frankie: With a little help from me. 126 00:04:45,387 --> 00:04:47,591 Automated voice: "A." "A." "A." 127 00:04:52,815 --> 00:04:55,262 Nothing but net. Nothing but net. 128 00:04:55,263 --> 00:04:57,354 Hey, you know what's fun? Reading. 129 00:04:59,412 --> 00:05:00,705 I can't believe you did this. 130 00:05:00,706 --> 00:05:03,320 I could have been a professional basketball man. 131 00:05:03,321 --> 00:05:06,360 You're always on me 'cause my nose is buried in a book, 132 00:05:06,361 --> 00:05:08,072 but turns out, it's all your fault. 133 00:05:08,073 --> 00:05:10,656 All because you didn't want your son to play with his toys. 134 00:05:10,657 --> 00:05:12,600 Sad. 135 00:05:12,601 --> 00:05:14,384 Look, you played with plenty of toys. 136 00:05:14,385 --> 00:05:17,618 Those were just the loud, annoying, obnoxious ones 137 00:05:17,619 --> 00:05:19,673 I couldn't stand to hear anymore after the first 500 138 00:05:19,674 --> 00:05:22,432 beep-beeps, ding-dings, and woo-woo-woos. 139 00:05:22,433 --> 00:05:25,512 Well, seeing how these were ripped from me 140 00:05:25,513 --> 00:05:26,617 at such a young age, 141 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:29,601 I'm now going to make up for a lot of lost time. 142 00:05:29,602 --> 00:05:31,185 Come on, old friends. 143 00:05:31,186 --> 00:05:32,905 [Siren wails] Konnichiwa. 144 00:05:32,906 --> 00:05:36,105 Ah, crap, he found the noisy toys. 145 00:05:36,106 --> 00:05:37,185 Mm-hmm. Hola. 146 00:05:37,186 --> 00:05:38,455 Guess what! 147 00:05:38,456 --> 00:05:40,110 Sue, we do a lot of guessing in this house. 148 00:05:40,111 --> 00:05:41,170 Why don't you just tell us? 149 00:05:41,171 --> 00:05:43,314 I was chosen to write the senior play! 150 00:05:43,315 --> 00:05:44,716 - Ha ha! - Oh. 151 00:05:44,717 --> 00:05:46,899 Well, actually, Brad was chosen, 152 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:49,644 and then he tapped me, but it's a huge deal. 153 00:05:49,645 --> 00:05:51,739 I mean, like, parents come, 154 00:05:51,740 --> 00:05:54,468 it's at nighttime, there's beverages. 155 00:05:54,469 --> 00:05:56,467 - Sue, that's great. - Your mom will go. 156 00:05:56,468 --> 00:06:00,161 And Brad and I decided we do not just want to do 157 00:06:00,162 --> 00:06:01,458 the usual follies, you know, 158 00:06:01,459 --> 00:06:03,163 like where football players dress up like girls 159 00:06:03,164 --> 00:06:04,264 and everyone loves it. 160 00:06:04,265 --> 00:06:06,087 No, no, no, no, no. 161 00:06:06,088 --> 00:06:08,596 We want to tackle the real issues teens are dealing with, 162 00:06:08,597 --> 00:06:10,956 the ones that are living in the shadows, 163 00:06:10,957 --> 00:06:14,292 like, uh, low self-esteem or bulimia. 164 00:06:14,293 --> 00:06:15,860 I don't know. We're still working it out. 165 00:06:15,861 --> 00:06:17,981 But with my new A.C.T. scores 166 00:06:17,982 --> 00:06:20,673 and this groundbreaking play on my r?sum?, 167 00:06:20,674 --> 00:06:23,881 there is no limit to where I can go to college. 168 00:06:23,882 --> 00:06:25,477 Maybe even international. 169 00:06:25,478 --> 00:06:27,307 Like [British accent] Oxford 170 00:06:27,308 --> 00:06:29,872 or [French accent] The Sorbonne. 171 00:06:29,873 --> 00:06:31,528 [Chuckles] 172 00:06:31,529 --> 00:06:32,816 [Giggles] 173 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,897 Frankie: So my back was against the wall, and I was desperate. 174 00:06:36,898 --> 00:06:38,585 I could only see one way out. 175 00:06:38,586 --> 00:06:41,928 So that's one seat, economy class, to Bermuda. 176 00:06:41,929 --> 00:06:43,328 And that's a one-way ticket. 177 00:06:43,329 --> 00:06:45,520 No, I'm not fleeing my family. 178 00:06:45,521 --> 00:06:46,688 Not yet. 179 00:06:46,689 --> 00:06:48,384 Well, that was my pleasure, 180 00:06:48,385 --> 00:06:50,751 and thank you for flying Econo Blue Airlines. 181 00:06:50,752 --> 00:06:52,328 [Scoffs] 182 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:53,656 I am telling you, Mike... 183 00:06:53,657 --> 00:06:55,396 this job is even better than I thought. 184 00:06:55,397 --> 00:06:56,893 I just let them know my schedule, 185 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:59,339 and they send calls to me... it's perfect. 186 00:06:59,340 --> 00:07:00,946 I can do it in my P.J.s. 187 00:07:00,947 --> 00:07:02,494 I can make dinner if while I work, 188 00:07:02,495 --> 00:07:05,423 I can even do this job in bed if I want to, 189 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:06,529 and let's face it... 190 00:07:06,530 --> 00:07:08,120 It's the only way I'm gonna make money in bed. 191 00:07:08,121 --> 00:07:09,232 [Telephone rings] 192 00:07:09,233 --> 00:07:11,407 Thank you for calling Econo Blue Airlines, 193 00:07:11,408 --> 00:07:12,852 where we put the customer first. 194 00:07:12,853 --> 00:07:13,924 Please hold. 195 00:07:13,925 --> 00:07:15,716 I know we had sprinkles. 196 00:07:15,717 --> 00:07:18,868 Well [Sighs] I'm heading off to my other job. 197 00:07:18,869 --> 00:07:21,571 And I will be here working at my other job. 198 00:07:21,572 --> 00:07:23,467 You know, I am proud of us, Mike. 199 00:07:23,468 --> 00:07:24,819 We're getting out in front of it. 200 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,316 We're embracing the possible, 201 00:07:26,317 --> 00:07:28,084 and good things are gonna come of it. 202 00:07:28,414 --> 00:07:29,481 [Clicks tongue] 203 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,049 Yep, we've finally achieved our dream 204 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:32,451 of working around the clock. 205 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,585 Brad: [Grunts] 206 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:34,953 [Grunts] The other... 207 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,521 oh, okay. Ah! 208 00:07:36,522 --> 00:07:38,790 Mr. Heck, thanks for letting us work on the play here. 209 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,092 Plenty of room in the basement. 210 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:42,494 Oh, dad, wait, before you go, watch this one part. 211 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,463 Sue, I got to get to work. Oh, no, no, no. 212 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,132 But last time, you said you were just coming home from work. 213 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,400 It's a pretty small window. 214 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,135 Oh, please, please, please. 215 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,371 It'll just take one second! 216 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:54,473 [High-pitched] Please! 217 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,674 [Laughs] 218 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:56,942 Okay. 219 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:58,410 Okay. [Clears throat] 220 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:01,012 So, we're calling it "The Loneliest Locker," 221 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:04,716 and it's about Savannah, a lonely bulimic teen 222 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:08,487 who is bullied and cuts herself and has anorexia 223 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,990 and problems with alcohol and abuses A.D.D. medication. 224 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:12,991 Mm. 225 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,760 I thought she just had bulimia. 226 00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:17,228 So did her mom. 227 00:08:17,229 --> 00:08:19,764 Sounds like Savannah's got a lot going on there. 228 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:23,001 Okay, Mr. Heck, imagine this is a hall. 229 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,202 Got it. 230 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:26,738 Both: Energy, energy, energy. Focus. 231 00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:28,873 [Exhales sharply] 232 00:08:28,874 --> 00:08:31,876 Did you talk to the new girl? 233 00:08:31,877 --> 00:08:34,679 No, I'm not talking to the new girl. 234 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,815 Should we talk to the new girl? 235 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:38,350 If we talk to the new girl, 236 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,119 then we're the only people who've talked to the new girl. 237 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,187 Yeah. You're right. 238 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,888 Let's not talk to the new girl. 239 00:08:43,889 --> 00:08:45,924 [Gasps] Freeze. 240 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:47,225 That's what we said. 241 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:49,594 Here's what we should have said. 242 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:51,630 [Both imitate tape rewinding] 243 00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:54,599 Hey, look... there's the new girl. 244 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,602 Let's talk to her at lunch and welcome her to our school. 245 00:08:57,603 --> 00:08:58,703 Neutral space. 246 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:00,905 Now we're in the new girl's mind. 247 00:09:00,906 --> 00:09:04,743 [Both whooshing] 248 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:06,945 [Breathes deeply] 249 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:08,580 Why won't they talk to me? 250 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:11,116 I'm crying out for help. 251 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:15,320 Why did we move here? I was so happy in Dallas. 252 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:16,621 Dallas, Dallas, Dallas, Dallas, Dallas, Dallas. 253 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:18,023 Dallas, Dallas, Dallas, Dallas, Dallas. 254 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,325 Oh, my God, Sue! That was so good! 255 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:21,726 We have to write this down. 256 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:22,861 Dad, did you remember what we said? 257 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,596 Unfortunately, yes. 258 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:25,830 Dallas, Dallas, Dallas. 259 00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:26,899 - Echo. - Echo. Dallas echo. 260 00:09:29,661 --> 00:09:32,203 Hold on. Let me check another flight. 261 00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:35,106 As it turned out, the only problem with working from home 262 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:37,075 is that I was working from my home. 263 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,943 Automated voice: Flip it. Bop it. 264 00:09:38,944 --> 00:09:40,679 Flip it. 265 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,148 Tap it. 266 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:45,016 Pull it. 267 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:48,553 So, as a Platinum Member, you earned double miles 268 00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:52,157 and you're eligible for a day pass to our executive club. 269 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:54,159 Thank you and enjoy your trip. 270 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,695 [Toilet flushes] 271 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:59,531 Oh, don't worry. The extra legroom is a rip-off. 272 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:02,567 It's only like half an inch. You won't miss it. 273 00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:03,635 Let go. 274 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:06,004 Why? 275 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:07,539 It's been there forever. 276 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,607 You only want it 'cause I want it. 277 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,709 I'm gonna crackle-paint it someday. 278 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:11,877 [Scoffs] Okay. I'm sorry. 279 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:13,411 If you want to all sit together, 280 00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:14,880 someone's gonna have to sit in the middle seat. 281 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:17,682 Mom! Where is the costume box? 282 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:19,384 It was in the basement. 283 00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:20,619 I'm talking to a customer. 284 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,420 Yeah, hi, Joan. Still here. 285 00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:25,490 If you can take a later flight, I might be able to get... oh. 286 00:10:25,491 --> 00:10:27,626 No, sorry. There's a middle seat there, too. 287 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,594 The black cape was in it, and I need it 288 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:31,730 to play bulimia in "The Loneliest Locker." 289 00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:33,098 [Gasps] Brad doesn't want to use his good cape. 290 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,699 Oh, yeah, I took that for a shower curtain. 291 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:37,369 You used my cape as a shower curtain?! 292 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,104 To be fair, it was a shower curtain. 293 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,835 Mom! Make him give me back my cape! 294 00:10:41,836 --> 00:10:43,284 Figure it out. [Door opens, closes] 295 00:10:43,285 --> 00:10:45,744 I got it on the middle seat, Joan. Just give me a second. 296 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,679 [Toy popping] 297 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,848 Ahh... This takes me back. 298 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:53,885 Axl, you just show up here, and you take all our stuff! 299 00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:55,687 - That's so-o-o-o selfish! - Why? 300 00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:57,155 'Cause I think of myself first? 301 00:10:57,156 --> 00:11:01,026 Uh, it's called being an American. Check it out. 302 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,962 I get it, Joan! You don't want a middle seat! 303 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,697 Nobody wants a middle seat! 304 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:09,401 Well, maybe your mom shouldn't have died on a Thursday. 305 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:10,869 Yes. 306 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,139 I'd be happy to connect you to my supervisor. 307 00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:17,609 Just let me have the... oh, my God! 308 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:20,446 You don't want any of this! 309 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,885 [Groans] 310 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:29,087 I'm so glad it's Saturday. 311 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:32,457 Oh, crap. It's Saturday. I got to work. 312 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,725 [Groans] 313 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,327 What happened to "you never give up," 314 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,394 and "it's the perfect job"? 315 00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:38,497 Well, it turns out, embracing the possible 316 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,984 doesn't pay all that great. 317 00:11:39,985 --> 00:11:41,598 You think Sue would hate us if we made her 318 00:11:41,599 --> 00:11:42,968 repeat senior year a couple of times? 319 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,603 I'm calling it. 320 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,471 The dream is dead. 321 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:50,751 You want to tell Sue over nachos or a ice-cream-sundae tower? 322 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,096 We're not telling her anything right now, 323 00:11:52,097 --> 00:11:54,402 but if we do, definitely the ice-cream tower. 324 00:11:54,403 --> 00:11:55,751 What are we waiting for, Frankie? 325 00:11:55,752 --> 00:11:58,383 We accidentally got free premium channels for a month. 326 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,485 We've had our miracle. It's her senior year, Mike. 327 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:02,949 You really want to ruin her senior year? 328 00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:04,906 I mean, I can pick up a couple more hours, 329 00:12:04,907 --> 00:12:06,354 maybe get a third job. 330 00:12:06,355 --> 00:12:08,434 Yeah, right. And who knows? 331 00:12:08,435 --> 00:12:10,837 I'm so tired, maybe I'll fall in a hole at the quarry, 332 00:12:10,838 --> 00:12:12,238 and we'll all hit the jackpot. 333 00:12:12,239 --> 00:12:14,581 Well, we can't count on that, but I like the attitude. 334 00:12:14,582 --> 00:12:16,717 Okay. 335 00:12:16,718 --> 00:12:17,901 - [Headset clatters] - [Clears throat] 336 00:12:18,576 --> 00:12:20,193 Are you serious? 337 00:12:20,194 --> 00:12:22,105 He took my nightstand. 338 00:12:22,778 --> 00:12:24,482 There were cookies in there. 339 00:12:25,951 --> 00:12:27,063 [Scoffs] Don't you see? 340 00:12:27,064 --> 00:12:28,687 If Savannah doesn't find her way back, 341 00:12:28,688 --> 00:12:31,281 her dreams of one day becoming a senator/jewelry designer 342 00:12:31,282 --> 00:12:33,415 don't come true... that's reality, Sue. 343 00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:34,591 You know what, Brad? 344 00:12:34,592 --> 00:12:36,752 I didn't want to say anything, but you have been 345 00:12:36,753 --> 00:12:38,640 very controlling throughout this whole thing. 346 00:12:38,641 --> 00:12:40,576 Well, I'm sorry, but some of the best directors 347 00:12:40,577 --> 00:12:43,311 have not been well-liked... Barbra Streisand. 348 00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:44,645 I-I can't think of any others. 349 00:12:44,646 --> 00:12:46,215 Anyway, I'm sorry, Sue, 350 00:12:46,216 --> 00:12:48,262 but the ending of the play needs to be darker. 351 00:12:48,263 --> 00:12:50,614 No one befriends Savannah. She ends up alone. 352 00:12:50,615 --> 00:12:52,166 It'll have so much more impact. 353 00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:54,918 No! Savannah needs to have hope 354 00:12:54,919 --> 00:12:57,006 and believe that things are going to work out. 355 00:12:57,007 --> 00:12:59,118 That's what people want. Right, guys? 356 00:12:59,119 --> 00:13:00,358 That's right. 357 00:13:00,359 --> 00:13:03,015 Well, actually, Sue, I got to go with Brad. 358 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,518 Sometimes you got to be realistic. 359 00:13:04,519 --> 00:13:06,686 People do better in life when they face facts. 360 00:13:06,687 --> 00:13:08,078 Dad! 361 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,581 Oh, Sue's right. 362 00:13:09,582 --> 00:13:12,966 If you don't have hope, Mike, you don't have anything. 363 00:13:12,967 --> 00:13:15,385 Well, maybe if Savannah's parents 364 00:13:15,386 --> 00:13:17,011 had been more honest with her from the beginning, 365 00:13:17,012 --> 00:13:18,145 she would never have gotten all of these 366 00:13:18,146 --> 00:13:20,583 pie-in-the-sky ideas that never were gonna happen. 367 00:13:20,584 --> 00:13:23,440 Oh, yeah? Maybe Savannah's parents told her the truth 368 00:13:23,441 --> 00:13:25,743 and dashed her dreams and sent her down a bad path. 369 00:13:25,744 --> 00:13:28,613 Well, I happen to have a little more faith in Savannah than that. 370 00:13:28,614 --> 00:13:29,887 I think she can handle it. 371 00:13:29,888 --> 00:13:31,646 Hope's a powerful thing, Mike. 372 00:13:31,647 --> 00:13:33,204 You never know what might come of it. 373 00:13:33,205 --> 00:13:35,804 Okay, you and Savannah go live in the fairy world 374 00:13:35,805 --> 00:13:38,132 where she's heading for a big disappointment, 375 00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:40,229 and no one that loves her protected her from it. 376 00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:41,580 [Sighs] 377 00:13:41,581 --> 00:13:43,029 My body's tingling. 378 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,069 We just moved people with art. 379 00:13:50,416 --> 00:13:51,917 All right, that's it! 380 00:13:54,364 --> 00:13:56,137 - Cookie man. - Oh! 381 00:13:59,177 --> 00:14:01,028 [Laughs] Yes! 382 00:14:01,029 --> 00:14:02,756 - [Knock on door] - It's open! 383 00:14:02,757 --> 00:14:04,046 Up. 384 00:14:04,047 --> 00:14:06,214 Oh. [Groans] 385 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,660 Oh, but those are our cushions. 386 00:14:09,661 --> 00:14:10,756 I know. 387 00:14:11,147 --> 00:14:12,217 [Sighs] 388 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,823 - That was harsh. - Way harsh. 389 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,480 [Cash register beeping] Automated voice: 45 cents. 390 00:14:19,481 --> 00:14:21,956 One dollar. Let's play. 391 00:14:21,957 --> 00:14:24,403 I did not think our home could become more annoying, 392 00:14:24,404 --> 00:14:25,900 and yet, it has. 393 00:14:25,901 --> 00:14:29,172 [Gasping] Oh, my God. I am so nervous. 394 00:14:30,099 --> 00:14:33,067 I am the director, producer, star, 395 00:14:33,068 --> 00:14:35,030 and I designed the programs. 396 00:14:35,031 --> 00:14:38,032 This is what Ryan Seacrest must feel like every day. 397 00:14:38,341 --> 00:14:40,466 Okay, come on, come on. I can't be late. 398 00:14:41,126 --> 00:14:42,153 [Cash register beeping] Two dollars. 399 00:14:42,154 --> 00:14:43,939 Brick, turn that thing off. We're leaving. 400 00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,941 - [Telephone rings] - You know, if you would have just let me 401 00:14:45,942 --> 00:14:47,169 play with this when I was little, 402 00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:49,040 it would have been lost a long time ago. 403 00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:50,745 Ironic, isn't it? 404 00:14:50,746 --> 00:14:52,972 Frankie: Okay, you're not gonna believe this. 405 00:14:52,973 --> 00:14:54,035 That was work. 406 00:14:54,036 --> 00:14:56,150 Severe thunderstorms have shut down the Atlanta Airport, 407 00:14:56,151 --> 00:14:58,865 and they want everybody on the phone to reroute passengers. 408 00:14:58,866 --> 00:15:01,171 What?! But that means you're gonna miss my play! 409 00:15:01,172 --> 00:15:02,921 Mom, I don't think you're getting how big of a deal this is. 410 00:15:02,922 --> 00:15:05,649 The vice principal and the nurse are going to be there, 411 00:15:05,650 --> 00:15:07,712 so, yeah, it's a huge deal. 412 00:15:07,713 --> 00:15:09,377 Look, Sue, I'll be there. 413 00:15:09,378 --> 00:15:10,932 It's... it's just that this pays time-and-a-half, 414 00:15:10,933 --> 00:15:12,870 and it's a new job, and I got to do it. 415 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,339 You go and be great, 416 00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:15,930 and I'll be there before the curtain goes up... 417 00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:18,420 - I promise. - Okay, but don't be late 418 00:15:18,421 --> 00:15:19,471 because if you miss the opening 419 00:15:19,472 --> 00:15:21,111 "Dream Dance Within a Dream Dance" sequence, 420 00:15:21,112 --> 00:15:23,335 the rest of the play won't make sense. 421 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,740 Whose locker is that? 422 00:15:35,741 --> 00:15:37,300 It's the new girl's. 423 00:15:37,301 --> 00:15:39,236 I think her name is Savannah or something. 424 00:15:39,237 --> 00:15:40,948 Have you talked to her? 425 00:15:40,949 --> 00:15:43,076 [Scoffs] I can't talk to her. 426 00:15:43,077 --> 00:15:44,812 I'm quarterback of the football team. 427 00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:47,092 [Scoffs] Well, I can't talk to her. 428 00:15:47,093 --> 00:15:48,686 I'm top cheerleader. 429 00:15:48,687 --> 00:15:52,605 Look, somebody'll talk to her, maybe some uncool kids. 430 00:15:52,606 --> 00:15:56,314 Mm-hmm. The new girl's not really our problem. 431 00:15:59,206 --> 00:16:00,641 Oh! [Gasps] 432 00:16:01,483 --> 00:16:03,874 God, I'm not even a part of this family anymore. 433 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,607 Why do I have to sit through Sue's lame plays? 434 00:16:05,608 --> 00:16:07,310 'Cause it's a big deal to your sister, 435 00:16:07,311 --> 00:16:08,781 and for every hour you sit through it, 436 00:16:08,782 --> 00:16:09,949 you earn back a cushion. 437 00:16:12,327 --> 00:16:14,060 Florida. Tallahassee. 438 00:16:14,061 --> 00:16:15,896 I'm sorry, but we don't control the weather. 439 00:16:15,897 --> 00:16:18,160 Yeah, if we did, it would be sunny all the time. 440 00:16:18,161 --> 00:16:20,215 - [Laughs] - Florida. Tallahassee. 441 00:16:20,216 --> 00:16:21,331 I know, and I'm gonna get you to Tallahassee, if it's the I... 442 00:16:21,332 --> 00:16:23,245 Florida. Tallahassee. 443 00:16:23,246 --> 00:16:25,120 I-I-I'm sorry. Did I say Tallahassee? 444 00:16:25,121 --> 00:16:26,705 - I meant Chicago! - Florida. Tallahassee. 445 00:16:26,706 --> 00:16:28,359 I don't know what made me say Tallahassee! 446 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,031 Florida. Tallahassee. 447 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,830 - No, I understand your frustration. - Florida. Tallahassee. 448 00:16:32,831 --> 00:16:33,957 And I am doing everything I can 449 00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:35,904 - to resolve this to your satisfaction. - Florida. Tallahassee. 450 00:16:35,905 --> 00:16:37,724 Wyoming. Cheyenne. 451 00:16:37,725 --> 00:16:39,867 I am Bulimia. 452 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:43,314 You hear me through the bathroom wall, but you ignore me. 453 00:16:45,579 --> 00:16:46,970 I am depression. 454 00:16:46,971 --> 00:16:49,745 You give me a cinnamon roll and beg me to get off the couch. 455 00:16:49,746 --> 00:16:52,542 - Yes! - Sue: I am negative thoughts. 456 00:16:52,543 --> 00:16:55,370 You say you never have me. Liar! 457 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,581 I am A.D.D. medication 458 00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,534 prescribed by a doctor for your friend. 459 00:17:00,535 --> 00:17:02,254 You will use me to concentrate for finals. 460 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,123 Fool! Now you are mine. 461 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,995 Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine. 462 00:17:09,807 --> 00:17:12,696 Yes, well, I hope all the yelling made you feel better. 463 00:17:13,356 --> 00:17:16,227 [Telephone beeps, cellphone buzzes] 464 00:17:16,228 --> 00:17:18,502 Yeah, I know. I know I'm not there. 465 00:17:18,503 --> 00:17:20,086 But I am doing my best. 466 00:17:20,087 --> 00:17:21,766 Well, Sue's asking for you. 467 00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:23,606 Look, I'm trying, but the storm 468 00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,382 grounded like a million flights. 469 00:17:25,383 --> 00:17:27,430 Well, you've already missed half the play. 470 00:17:27,431 --> 00:17:28,853 At least, I hope it's half. 471 00:17:28,854 --> 00:17:30,286 I understand your frustration, 472 00:17:30,287 --> 00:17:32,455 and I assure you I am doing all I can 473 00:17:32,456 --> 00:17:34,214 to resolve this to your satisfaction. 474 00:17:34,215 --> 00:17:36,426 Hey! Don't Econo Blue me. 475 00:17:36,427 --> 00:17:37,839 All right. Got to go. 476 00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:40,983 You know, Clark, 477 00:17:40,984 --> 00:17:43,525 I wish we would have reached out to Savannah. 478 00:17:43,526 --> 00:17:46,086 Savannah's gone. Forget about her. 479 00:17:46,087 --> 00:17:48,937 Instead, feel the wind in your hair in my jeep. 480 00:17:49,374 --> 00:17:51,460 Maybe I could Instagram Savannah. 481 00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,289 It's too late, Skyler. 482 00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:55,865 She left, and now she's beyond help. 483 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:59,809 But not completely beyond help because she has hope. 484 00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:02,777 But the point is it happened, 485 00:18:02,778 --> 00:18:06,297 and we will always, always remember... 486 00:18:06,298 --> 00:18:08,625 Both: The Loneliest Locker. 487 00:18:10,212 --> 00:18:12,440 I had a lonely locker. 488 00:18:12,441 --> 00:18:15,663 I've had a lonely locker, too. Have you? 489 00:18:15,664 --> 00:18:17,272 Or you? Or you? 490 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:21,510 We've all had The Loneliest Locker. 491 00:18:21,511 --> 00:18:23,014 [Applause] 492 00:18:23,015 --> 00:18:25,894 The loneliest locker, enough's enough 493 00:18:25,895 --> 00:18:28,990 If we say "hi" to each other, high school won't be so tough 494 00:18:28,991 --> 00:18:32,006 And don't ignore somebody just 'cause they're new 495 00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:35,025 'Cause that new somebody could someday be you 496 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:38,607 The loneliest locker is forever open 497 00:18:38,608 --> 00:18:41,638 Never to close, we sure are hopin' 498 00:18:41,639 --> 00:18:47,925 'Cause we've got the combination for love 499 00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:51,753 Everybody, come on down to the stage and hold hands with the person next to you. 500 00:18:51,754 --> 00:18:54,409 Come on. Don't be shy. We got the place till midnight. 501 00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:55,898 Come on, everybody! 502 00:18:55,899 --> 00:18:59,427 The loneliest locker is forever open 503 00:18:59,428 --> 00:19:02,506 Never to close, we sure are hopin' 504 00:19:02,507 --> 00:19:09,237 'Cause we've got the combination for love 505 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,470 Well, have fun and thank you for choosing Econo Blue Airlines. 506 00:19:16,805 --> 00:19:18,028 Where were you? 507 00:19:18,029 --> 00:19:20,428 You promised you'd be there, and you missed it. 508 00:19:20,429 --> 00:19:22,168 You missed my senior play, 509 00:19:22,169 --> 00:19:24,991 and it'll never happen again, and it was a huge success. 510 00:19:24,992 --> 00:19:26,914 - Tell her, dad. - Yep. 511 00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,858 I think the third ending was my favorite. 512 00:19:28,859 --> 00:19:30,033 Brick: I liked the puppets. 513 00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:32,650 I was shocked at how many meds bipolar bear had to take 514 00:19:32,651 --> 00:19:33,672 to get through the day. 515 00:19:35,247 --> 00:19:37,591 Sue, I am so, so sorry. 516 00:19:37,592 --> 00:19:40,202 You said you'd come before the curtain came up, and you didn't. 517 00:19:40,203 --> 00:19:42,655 You know, even Axl came, and he didn't have to. 518 00:19:42,656 --> 00:19:43,656 He was just being nice. 519 00:19:43,657 --> 00:19:45,709 Look, I tried, Sue. I really did. 520 00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:48,852 But I just started this job, and I can't get fired, okay? 521 00:19:48,853 --> 00:19:50,772 Why did you even take this job, anyway?! 522 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,142 You're already so busy! 523 00:19:52,143 --> 00:19:53,233 Well, it's not like I wanted... 524 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:56,039 Oh! You're missing my whole senior year! 525 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,993 You're just missing everything. 526 00:19:57,994 --> 00:20:00,490 You want to know why, Sue? Do you want to know why? 527 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,324 Because I don't know how we're gonna pay 528 00:20:02,325 --> 00:20:03,757 for your college, all right? 529 00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:06,188 I mean, I am trying really hard here 530 00:20:06,189 --> 00:20:08,162 to embrace the possible, but you know what? 531 00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,081 It's just getting harder and harder 532 00:20:10,082 --> 00:20:13,185 because you want to go to all these great and awesome places, 533 00:20:13,186 --> 00:20:15,982 and we want to send you there, 534 00:20:15,983 --> 00:20:17,226 but to tell you the truth, 535 00:20:17,227 --> 00:20:19,386 I just don't know how it's gonna happen. 536 00:20:20,443 --> 00:20:22,490 I just don't know at all. 537 00:20:22,491 --> 00:20:24,386 [Sighs] 538 00:20:24,387 --> 00:20:26,316 I wanted to tell you at Chili's. 539 00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:35,229 Look, I know. 540 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:38,489 I know we can't afford any of those schools. 541 00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:42,666 I was just talking and dreaming and stuff for fun, 542 00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:46,490 but I would never want to do anything 543 00:20:46,491 --> 00:20:48,422 that would make you guys have to work harder. 544 00:20:48,423 --> 00:20:50,790 You guys work so hard already. 545 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:54,925 But I love you, 546 00:20:54,926 --> 00:20:56,998 and honestly, honestly, honestly, 547 00:20:56,999 --> 00:20:58,919 please don't kill yourself for me. 548 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,358 Whatever happens, I am gonna be fine. 549 00:21:03,911 --> 00:21:07,532 [Sighs] Oh, she's so sweet and wonderful. 550 00:21:08,187 --> 00:21:10,503 The best. How'd we get a kid this great? 551 00:21:10,504 --> 00:21:11,752 I have no idea. 552 00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:13,127 She deserves to go to college 553 00:21:13,128 --> 00:21:15,104 wherever she wants, whatever it costs. 554 00:21:15,105 --> 00:21:16,288 No matter what it takes. 555 00:21:16,289 --> 00:21:18,236 - Third jobs, even. - Done. 556 00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:19,667 [Sighs] 557 00:21:19,668 --> 00:21:21,756 Just don't let her major in theater. 558 00:21:21,757 --> 00:21:25,962 - Synced and Corrected by peterbrito - - www.addic7ed.com - 559 00:21:26,012 --> 00:21:30,562 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41426

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